Being Punched At School | Romesh Talks To Sara Pascoe

Sara's first kiss didn't exactly go to plan. It ended up with her having a fight with another girl in a tennis court. Meanwhile, Romesh didn't make any friends in his local cinema when he whipped out his snack of deep-fried curried mackerel...
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[@michaelrch]

“I’m not willing to have surgery to work at Horsham Sainsbury’s, if that’s what your getting at.” 😂

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

I like Romesh's eye, I mean he always looks somewhat sarcastic but he kind of _is_ always somewhat sarcastic, but I think it's a good distinguishing characteristic. If it doesn't bother him, I'm glad he has the confidence to resist any pressure to get it altered.

[@funkymonkey65]

I have a big nose but never bothered me, just used it to my advantage if you know what I mean, and I have been to Crawley, nothing wrong with it

[@gamidanart3761]

“I believed if you wanted enough it’ll happen, and it did , and it makes me feel mad.” I thought I was crazy for thinking this too haha

[@mlindalina1]

I love how honest Sara is

[@carolstott5337]

Two of my favorite Comedians.

[@saintz2k7]

"In the cinema? To sit and eat around other people?" LOL that line got me

[@mistermack4987]

The shot of the woman pouring gravy on sausages cut to another lady changing a nappy on the table is brilliant in a Freudian way

[@luknowit475]

I think that’s haggis mate

[@user-oz7sw6um6x]

Wow Sarah is greatly unattractive...😖

[@FountainOfYoot]

This must be the most whimsical B-roll I’ve ever seen 😅 Love it.

[@smithiebird07]

Sarah looks so genuinely horrified during Romesh's story about the Sainsbury's interview

[@katb8694]

Lol I just applied to work at Horsham Sainsbury’s, should I be worried?

[@AndersPuschel]

Only if you have a wonky eye. Btw, are you worried that you won't get the job, or that you might?

[@katb8694]

@twankyjoe lmao thankfully I didn’t get the job 😂

[@arty-fishy-intelligence]

@@katb8694 your eye was fine, but you have a lisp

[@jimmiadja]

love Sara. her book animal is full of tragic endearing anecdotes like this

[@sabalos]

I love the look on her face when he relays the Sainsbury's lady's comments.

[@Pauline12365]

Did we just speed past the baby changing ... the whole lot of dreads on the table... 🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂😂☠️☠️

[@cheeseontoast9418]

i think its unhealthy how much i like her, and particularly her like wierd kinda accent

[@oabuseer]

Cheese on Toast Yeah I actually like her confused accent haha

[@cheeseontoast9418]

i know right? its like she doesnt know if shes trying to sound like a dumb chav or a roadman or a middle class white girl

[@OneAndOnlyMe]

It's not a weird accent. It's basically the evolution of the Essex accent. Over the past 40 odd years as Essex has become more gentrified and more middle class, the accent has evolved too. In other words Sarah is middle class but from working class roots. Her children (if she has any, I don't know) will likely have less of an Essex accent as they will be around even more middle class and better off, better educated people,

[@CyberEJ]

Cheese on Toast it really is endearing. It's like a cross between posh and Essex

[@phs125]

@@OneAndOnlyMe I get really confused with internet people referring to different classes. To me, There are the homeless people, who are lucky if they can eat 3 tims a day. Then there are poor people, they just have the bare minimum of things. Like a small house, cook food everyday, but not enough money to go out for food, can't afford private healthcare, can't ensure children will complete education before starting to work etc. And the middle class are the people who actually can do all the things poor people can't, they can rent a house in a city. They have a job paying well enough to live and eat out once in a while, children can go to college even, have their own car etc. How can a literal celebrity be classified as a middle class????

[@michaelmuldowney8]

Sara looks stunning without make-up.

[@pownbnull]

You're joking right??...lololol

[@CoffinEd13]

@@pownbnull I m sure you're a catch...

[@Delinae]

I think so too! Sarah already has quite well-defined features naturally and sometimes her heavy makeup can make her look too exaggerated and her eyes kind of pop. Also makeup can make her face look really long for some reason. Without makeup she also looks kinder.

[@sorekcazimi]

she is definitely wearing make-up y’all….it’s just minimal (focused on creating even skin & a fresh look) instead of heavy or glam makeup. also, regardless of gender, people will usually wear makeup for filming bc cameras will make you look wonky otherwise

[@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075]

both of their stories are so horrible, don't know which is worse, oh wait, the baby on the table lol, that kinda tops it, gross btw it was so refreshing to hear Sara talk about how arrogant she was, admitting to it. not alot of people can admit to it and try to move past it, in my experience, i really respect her for that

[@Tmendler]

She's very pretty

[@ottolaakso1944]

Tmendler Weird seeing a sincerely nice comment on youtube, and with no nasty replies

[@wafiqessop4034]

For now...

[@Abdullah_Chill]

@@wafiqessop4034 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@joeblundy9185]

She's gorgeous.

[@seanferdinands2038]

As a Lankan, I understand the mackerel curry scenario all to well

[@wilfdarr]

I think it's true of all 'hyphenated' kids.

[@ProbablyJules]

As always Sara Pascoe is our relatable ADHD queen

[@fauxparr]

Sara is so awesome

[@YuToobVideos]

I had a little smile on my face watching this ( I have a massive crush on Sara), then it changed to absolute horror when they cut to the baby being charged on the table🙁💀

[@lh4736]

I love Sara Pascoe so much.

[@CthulhuInc]

sara looks great in this

[@bushiebodge]

very good

[@stuartkseels]

This guy is hilarious!!!

[@hannahmarie2227]

I live in Horsham, definitely not worth it 😂😂😂

[@thew5262]

Hannah Marie it’s shit 😂😂

[@victoriaf8571]

You think Horsham is bad, I'm in Crawley 😂😂

[@skyzaddiescult7439]

holy- I’m in Crawley too

[@aohagan6]

I love watching the people in the background xD

[@geex8583]

I never realised Romesh is from Crawley and I was born in Horsham funnn

[@metterklume]

Opening a tupperware full of fish at the cinema, is a minor misdemeanour compared to the war crime perpetrated at 0:56

[@leowatkins1518]

Awaiting a Robins with Romesh

[@Meshida]

Funny!!

[@Terrezio]

To be fair to Sarah about the signature thing, I'm 23 years old, I still use the same signature that I made when I was 12. Probably will be my signature for life. It doesn't have a star on it but it doesn't matter what age you are, if a signature wins it fuckin wins hahaha I even remember drafting out different versions XD I'm a musician who's still yet to make it but when I was a kid I was bare like "better prepare myself for 11 years time when I'll be signing more shit that shoddy christmas and birthday cards" hahaha

[@lu8201]

Love ya both

[@JCridford]

Sara

[@seanspawn7805]

Love Pascoe

[@peterdressel3507]

BBC, this interviewer has a great face for radio.

[@makaveliuk86]

That guys locks tho😱👏👏👏👏👏💜💜

[@mdwdirect]

I love both of you!

[@phillippowell7905]

Sara Pascoe is legend.

[@jacobrobin306]

🤨

[@snaz76]

Love her :)

[@Fenderson50]

0:54 they always do this. Gravy followed by a baby diaper change

[@cutbyds17]

Whys no one talking about the baby in 0:57

[@skyzaddiescult7439]

I’ve walked past Romish’s house honestly tons of times

[@Retrobeemer]

I love that woman.

[@mrlachy123]

No H on her name

[@leesawillard4104]

Funny!🙂

[@Majoofi]

Way too short

[@drewcampbell8555]

How come those extras from Breaking Bad are in a cafe in London?

[@kasperbruunkristensen9522]

Why do I fancy Sara so much ?

[@krashd]

Loneliness?

[@AndersPuschel]

The mattress at 1:54 looks like it has been used by the woman at 0:57

[@thecircledk8597]

HAHA ! I just noticed he has a sleepy eye !

[@greyzski697]

me too lol I'm glad I'm not alone.

[@kirati]

TheCircled K - he calls it lazy eye.

[@missbee3618]

It is a lazy eye. Sleepy eye??? Tired eye? Dozing eye? Snoozy eye? It's just damn lazy :)

[@TheGothicMother]

Thats what i call my babys eye, his sleepy eye!

[@TheGothicMother]

@@missbee3618 it looks more like ptosis. A lazy eye makes your eye turn in, the eyelid is normal. Ptosis is a droopy eye, so i think thats what Romesh has. (My youngest has congenital ptosis and my niece has a lazy eye so i kinda had to learn the difference!)

[@zacp3034]

Like just for the bangs

[@thewrastler]

I thought I'd watch this as I quite fancy Sara Pascoe

[@bobbythomas5357]

whats the deal with the sleepy right eye?

[@colintosh5417]

Did he tell somebody one of his jokes?

[@heathermcd33]

Wtf...is someone actually changing a nappy on a cafe table? I would vomit!

[@RFC3514]

Well, between you vomiting and someone changing a nappy, I think I'd take the latter.

[@OfficiallySanctionedKATG]

Its done intentionally for the purposes of the video, little snippets of funny video filmed with the use of paid tv extras to punctuate the comedic value of the video.

[@amarsbarr]

Sara is one of the most prettiest woman I've ever seen :/

[@waynejacksongalloway3768]

I think the better response would have been of course I'll get the good eye to match the bad eye then you'll be absolutely most please!?

[@rustybananaproductio]

shes talking at the end like shes really famous ive got no idea who she is

[@boop8621]

Sara: You know I have a big muff? Romesh: yeah

[@jennhoff03]

I absolutely love this show, but the repetitive music really starts making you go insane after a while!

[@em_.hay.]

Who tf would get their eye sorted out to work at Sainsbury’s ?! Glad you didn’t take that one romesh

[@raymonders001]

Uncharacteristically hot in this scene

[@lilme7052]

Kids do set each other up with horrible tricks.

[@MoonshineBlack.]

i did waitroses, but i was a trolly boy and the dude i got put with had downs.

[@andyallwood]

Sara is another naturally beautiful lady, like Katherine Ryan. Both are funny too.

[@rhysjames8693]

DJAndyAllwood Catherine Ryan's cat is actually called Sara Pascoe lol.

[@DJMasterWillyB]

Makeup doesn't do either of them justice I think.

[@RFC3514]

"naturally [...] like Katherine Ryan" Does not compute.

[@andyallwood]

@@rhysjames8693 ha ha really? That's hilarious

[@damightyshabba439]

It's safe to say I have a huge crush on Sara. I know she is incredibly intelligent, and I think she has written various books about womens rights... but I've never followed up on that. Can anyone link to video's or books? Don't get me wrong - she's Vegan so I WOULD leave her behind - but on the day she gets my vote.....

[@youtuberuk9695]

Sara looks really attractive here with less make up on than you usually see on her....???

[@wilfdarr]

British people really should learn to speak properly, because at 0:58 when she said "you know I've got a big mouth", the 'ow' sounds like 'u' and the 'th' is said as an 'f' and I'm like "Pardon!?'

[@emcanspell]

You do know they originated the language, right?

[@wilfdarr]

@@emcanspell "Muff" is an English word, NOT an American word, so if you've got a really terrible word in your dialect, you need to be a lot more careful NOT to accidentally say it when you actually mean M-O-U-T-H...

[@dannydorko7075]

2:51 sir, can you remove your hair from the table

[@WooshaBaloo]

Doesn’t that break health and safety standards? Cleaning a soiled baby on the cafe table next to plates of food? Sure can’t imagine anyone ever wanting to eat there after seeing that.

[@markmawer]

"You'll be regretting this when I'm on telly" "Well they are now" "And they're just going like how?" Well it could be because you're talented at making people laugh or because you happened to come along at a time when the schedules are being filled up with unfunny people to balance gender inequality in tv comedy.

[@emilyheeney9880]

Just bc u personally don’t find a comedian funny does not mean that no one else does. I really don’t understand how people find Michael Macintyre funny but they do and clearly he’s not here to fill some quota. Just admit u don’t like women and go

[@elizathemoose]

Uuhh, changing a diaper on a diner table. Is that normal in the UK?

[@cd-xr3gy]

Yeah we are right dirty in the UK.....

[@dukecloon1850]

Horsham gang

[@dnbwizz2857]

THAT EYE THO

[@covertfarts1947]

Would bang

[@satellite964]

He really should get the surgery though. Eyes need to be aligned to be able to see in 3D

[@TheTaterTotP80]

Mackerel doesn't curry and fry itself because they're animals that want to live like any other. Romesh is a vegan now though so I imagine he agrees. Fish think and feel like any other creature, like us.

[@krashd]

They don't think, but they do feel.

[@rowbearly6128]

This woman is not a comedian..just a millennial virtue signaller.

[@internationalrtg5602]

Romesh is actually funny while Pascoe is cringier than nails on a chalkboard

[@Whereiscovid]

Look at this guy speaking english with british accent and dressed nice. Something similar to Iggy Azalea pretending to be a rapper

[@oabuseer]

Wojciech Skorek Nice one wochakyek snorkel

[@daegyteawdetr5908]

Wojciech Skorek have you never met Brits before or

[@Whereiscovid]

GoodKingMort half of europe actually likes my racism so stfu and btw you are racist* or your racism* pick one you silly goose

[@saintz2k7]

You sound Polish, yes you are the reason why everyone moved out of London, and we voted to leave the EU. It was legit because of eastern European migrants mainly the Polish. All day in the streets shoutig koorva and drinking, not working fml

[@alwaysbefifi]

racism is the plural of racist. Are you that stupid or what? uneducated piece of shit. Please, what kinda disgrace are you to the people that actually know how to speak English properly? This is probably why no one will ever respect your bullshit or care to listen to the trash you speak haha