Be Human Calculator

[@SpatsvineMc]

I'm an honors student. This guy made me feel dumb at first but now that I know this, it made my homework 200% easier. Thank you.

[@Muhammed_Furqan]

2x easier u mean

[@visiblehuman3705]

@@Muhammed_Furqan 3x as easy* 100% improvement would make the task twice as easy.

[@byronrobbins8834]

​@@visiblehuman3705the correct answer figure here, is 9506.

[@JDoactive]

Guess who humiliated his math teacher yesterday

[@AlTayyib]

loool

[@TaGUnittandlloyd]

YES

[@ace23682a]

Triggered.

[@Christian-ze7zr]

im doing this to mine the day school starts.

[@JDoactive]

***** You're a fucking genie OMG :)

[@sixolisiwepromisenhlapo2009]

I WOULD HAVE BEEN A DOCTOR IF YOU WERE MY TEACHER IN HIGH SCHOOL

[@pollypolokelorantsudu3140]

sorry about that

[@jeanhoyle1954]

Sixolisiwe Promise Nhlapo 🤣

[@ravinderravi3828]

Unknown ไม่ทราบชื่อ หุหุหุ

[@karangawali789]

You don't need to be good at math to become a doctor

[@dexeterdaprime2887]

Sixolisiwe Promise Nhlapo It’s something called “Health Class” for your supporting doctor skills that would help you a lot so why would you need to be good at mathematics if you want to be a doctor?

[@glad2teach]

Dear Dolerbom, thanks for sharing your emotions. Time indeed flows so fast. I had created this video in the summer of 2007 and since then 1 million people have watched it. However I did not realise that my Math video would leave a lasting impression, someone would feel nostalgic about it. God Bless Shahryar ( Glad2teach )

[@jameskel8248]

DAMN 10 YEARS AGO I WAS LIKE 3 THAT TIME

[@glad2teach]

Dear Beeandhoney, yes I am a Math teacher. I feel supremely honoured when people leave such sweet comments like you have. Teaching is indeed a noble profession. From my long experience of being a student and then a teacher I can tell you " To teach is to learn twice ". You get better every time.

[@navgol]

Yo dude how u doin nowadays

[@The_Stoic_Philosopher]

Yh tysm bro

[@jujucasar2003]

Proof: using 98 X 97 as the example Let x = 100 98 = x-2 97= x-3 (x-2)(x-3) =x^2-5x+6 plug in 100 10,000-500+6= 9506

[@joshuamwakifuna6692]

Wow Justin it seems you at a mathmatisian thats cool

[@federalfreemoneylackofrese9937]

+Justin Casar if you're proving something, you got to say where x^2 -5x+ 6 is coming from

[@PranKrishnaDas]

+Wilkinson Makenstein just multiply it!!!

[@federalfreemoneylackofrese9937]

Pran Krishna Das He is proving something. Last time I proved something I had to say where any constituents came from and why I used them.

[@anjopag31]

+Wilkinson Makenstein x^2-6x+7 is just (x-2)*(x-3)

[@glad2teach]

As a teacher of ancient Vedic Maths and the modern Maths I can tell you that both the Western and Indian Methods can peacefully coexist. Vedic Maths is designed more towards the speed (mental) and the western system is more theoratical (more steps involved thus more systematic). Learn both and become smart at Mathematics. Shahryar (Glad2teach)

[@avalanche5790]

Epik

[@zzxcfff3152]

Epok🥶🥶

[@titiksha9011]

Wow. I salute you. We must love Vedic Math. I am so glad there are people like you keeping it alive. It makes me so proud to be Indian. Keep it up, and try to teach it to as many people as you possibly can. I just wish people would share many other aspects of our great Indian heritage so freely with the world.

[@benoitcomfort6169]

I'm actually proud that this man had made calculating any number below 100 ( both numbers) so easy. Bless this intelligent human being!

[@zirwatulqistina6560]

A big thanks from Australia to India.

[@user-bo5iu1zg8i]

I calculated it in 5 seconds! (using my calculator)

[@s.a753]

hahaha

[@shaubnareesaul6156]

me too hi ha hoo

[@mariafe7050]

CHEATER!! No offense

[@user-bo5iu1zg8i]

maria fe non taken! 😂

[@shaubnareesaul6156]

this thing made ma friends mipressed hahaha

[@michieldrost9396]

this is a nice trick. I wanted to make sure it works in all cases, so I translated the trick into math and I get: ab = 100*(a+b-100) + (a-100)(b-100) ab = 100a +100b - 10000 + ab - 100a - 100b + 10000 ab = ab seems good to me. cheers

[@faraoula114]

+Michiel Drost hey! Can u explain to me plz

[@michieldrost9396]

+Ghnimi Farah , The trick explained in the video uses individual digits instead of the numeric value of the number. This means that the equation changes from; 98x97 to; (90 + 8) x (90 + 7). You can expand this further into; (9x10 + 8) x (9x10 + 7). Having said this, we can look at the trick. He says he uses a base 100 to which his numbers deviate from. The number 98 is 2 short of a 100, so we can say it's -2 away form 100. If the number was 102, it would be 2 away from a 100. That we use the - symbol is important as it tells us if we're a bit short or not. And, of course, 97 is -3 away from a 100. The trick compiles the answer back into digits. So we need to take the decimal placement into account when calculating the answer. In the video this isn't done, because you don't have to when you're using pen and paper. After all, you can write digits anywhere you want. So, lets look at the equation used in this video; 98x97=? I'm going to replace the two numbers with their own variable a and b. a = 98, b = 97. 98x97 = a x b = ab The first two digits of the answer is, 98 - 3, which is also 98 + -3. The -3 is the result of taking the number 97(which is b) and subtract the base(a 100) from it. Then we add this to 98(which is a) So, the first few digits are a + (b - 100). Note that the brackets aren't needed, but they show you what belongs to what as we reason our way through this problem. If b - 100 results in a negative number, then the + becomes - instead. This happens to be the case in our example. We also need to take decimal placement into account. The video shows us that the first digits are in the hundreds. So (a + b - 100) needs to be multiplied 100 times to get the answer in the right decimal place. We now have; 100*(a + b - 100). The next step in the trick is the find the last two digits. He explains that we get them by multiplying -2 with -3, to get 6, and then add them to the other digits. Well, -2 and -3 are the result of 98-100 and 97-100, these are multiplied together. So this becomes; (98-100)*(97-100) And now with variables; (a-100)*(b-100) This we add to our earlier found digits. I'll remove the unnessecary symbols. We now have; 100(a + b - 100) + (a - 100)(b - 100) And that's it. Thats when the trick does. Just because it's on the internet doesn't make it true. So we need to check if it's mathematically consistant. To check if ab indead equals 100(a+b-100) + (a-100)(b-100) we use some algebra. step 1: write equation ab = 100(a+b-100) + (a-100)(b-100) step 2: distribution law ab = 100a + 100b - 10000 + b(a - 100) - 100(a - 100) step 3: repeat one more time ab = 100a + 100b - 10000 + ab -100b -100a + 10000 step 4: organize variable groups ab = 100a -100a +100b -100b -10000 +10000 +ab step 5: add variable groups ab = 0a +0b +0 +ab step 6: remove unneeded math expressions ab = ab QED Since ab indead equals ab, we can say this trick works which all numbers in all cases. However, since it's based on using 100 as base, it works best if you use numbers close to 100. I hope this helps. Happy new year.

[@faraoula114]

Thanks alot. It helped me Happy new year for you too

[@suretinavecucu6487]

+Michiel Drost wth hack did you just say im not smart

[@AanandBajaj]

+Sureti Navecucu he converted it to variables to make sure the formula works for all cases.

[@Brian.001]

Oh my goodness. I am already throwing my calculator outside of the window!! :-D

[@siddharthgupta4449]

+Holy Moly do 46*52 with this method....... i reckon you need to buy a new calc. now

[@GamingMrSquirrel]

+siddharth gupta he said numbers near a hundred

[@siddharthgupta4449]

Oh

[@siddharthgupta4449]

But then the trick is useless

[@Brian.001]

d'oh!!

[@Kyzeku]

Our minds aren't faster unless we have the power of Matilda (Roald Dahl book)

[@lithuanianinbound589]

Acctauly the japanese strongest superconputer which was the strongest generated 1 secs brain activity in 40 mins!

[@tanggarin25]

W i l l y W o N K a C On F i r m ed

[@shyanacooper6701]

Got

[@hassaniq0777]

Scott Flansburg: it's time to shine😎

[@astrielle446]

@@lithuanianinbound589 Our mind, is truly the most powerful thing. The mind has no limits. Like you keep advancing and if you wanted you can even have a IQ of 1000! Our mind is the most powerful thing EVER. Never stop trying because practice makes perfect.

[@awesome-dp1oo]

This method blew my mind, I cant believe it actually worked! I memorized the times table when I was a kid, but I couldn't do long multiplication in my head because of how many equations I had to do. With this method I only have to do 3 equations in my head, it's so much easier. I'm still shocked how much easier this is, this is INSANE.

[@meta_name]

I really appreciate this! Fantastic! No words to describe! A must-watch video for all the math nerds out there!

[@Ehnxzurah]

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO POWERFULL!!! Thank you so much😭😭😭😭🙏🏻

[@aduma3171]

this person is so kind to teach us methods for free :)

[@akedayalkun7092]

Y WOULD I THROW MY PHONE OUT THE WINDOW

[@chamudisiriwardhane3825]

haha!!!:)

[@jasontan96]

Juat buy a new one

[@hackinghub3587]

you would throw it out the window so i could catch it :-D

[@justno5310]

HE SAID CALCULATOR YOU DUMB ASS

[@aishwarya7173]

@@justno5310 The real dumb ass is you 😂😂😂

[@ramcherry8493]

sir we all are waiting for new maths technique videos.......pls upload we all are intersted for learning

[@jannajanna4654]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/lXLYZH6qd5h9pdE Is a good Math channel if intersting for elearning

[@user-bq8ih9ih3b]

Oh my god I have never felt so relieved I have never been good at the traditional way like 77 × 89 but this has helped me so much

[@pythonproductions7871]

Sees 98 x 97 pauses video grabs a calculator replays video answers question and that is how I became a human calculator :)! DONT JUDGE ME!

[@anxerz8792]

*true facts*

[@astrielle446]

Do a surgery and replace your face with a calculator. Then you become a human calculator :) Easy hackz

[@lane85]

This was really amazing and I've learnt something new. Thank you very much for this video :) You're the best teacher :)

[@Sara_Amelia14]

Omg this comment is bigger than me

[@sazidhasansafwan]

I can't believe that a video posted before my birth would help me a lot at my studies.

[@MrDjtronfeo]

This dont help me to multiply 58 * 64 or number below 90

[@dannamanna99]

No but he has other videos that explain lower numbers.

[@WeezyQGTM]

Chris Danna what video is it may I ask?

[@RinkuTiwari232]

andres trueba i can multiply any two digit number with in 7 secs by vedic mathemaic

[@WeezyQGTM]

oh thanks!

[@RinkuTiwari232]

your question is 58 x 64 so their base is 60 58 -2 (64-2=62) 64 +4 ----------- 62X60-8 so answer is 3712

[@danielwaeng]

U sound like the guy that went to got talent

[@TheGamingR]

He does.

[@samwindy9679]

Ummm, did you mean...Yaashwin?? Or someone else? Pardon me😅

[@rohanski1489]

That's cause he is that guy.

[@thatguyoverthere6531]

Its impossible. This video was posted since 2007.

[@rohanski1489]

@@thatguyoverthere6531 Oh..?

[@LuairahVersailles]

My new favorite math teacher!

[@hkgs_knight4216]

your voice is so soothing

[@azzar.1361]

how

[@SaudAliii]

But his accent is so badly

[@hendrixigancio2591]

سعود العسيري Like your grammar

[@SaudAliii]

Tech your self first and talk about my grammar ! Smartass

[@hendrixigancio2591]

سعود العسيري Ok.. you should have taught yourself first before talking about his accent

[@rkrh]

Guess who got the teacher fired! You all know ;)

[@HidekiRyuga250]

AYY!! DATS MY BOI!!!!

[@rkrh]

@@HidekiRyuga250 ayyy

[@Eidel_Rose]

The principal?

[@astrielle446]

YEEEEEE GO AND GET THAT TEACHER FIRED OFF LIKE A ROASTED STICK-

[@afrenahamed357]

sir, just i want to say that aweeeeeeeeesome👌👌👌👌👌these tricks will very helped for meeeeee for my pre medical exam..... thanks u sir...i want to these type of more mathematical tricks..

[@edjoultz9678]

:O, I feel like i have just Discovered Magic!

[@vivekjain2261]

HOW WILL YOU MULTIPLY 98 X 56 ??

[@alonoalvarez7031]

98x56=5488 bcuz 100 minus 98 Is 2, And 100 minus 56 Is 44, so now u cross subtract. 56 minus 2 Is 54 And 98 minus 44 Is 54. And I'll say the next step in another comment

[@alonoalvarez7031]

Next you must multiply the digits u used yo subtract. 44 times 2, Which equals 88. Hence the total answer Is 5488. YOUR VERY WELCOME

[@wamblytk4371]

+Turqouise Girl does that work for this method though because im not sure how to work out what base number it is (in this case 100)

[@tubular1323]

Wow

[@Stereo4102]

Simple, treat 98 as 100-2 and multiply both numbers by 56, that is 5600-112=5488

[@NathanaelBryan]

finally something helpful. thanks for not filling youtube with crap

[@roberttimmins415]

You need to be famous!

[@krazyanugswsservices585]

Nice then abt others numbers

[@tylorbooks4175]

This is only easy if it’s above like 85 then it gets difficult

[@k7340]

Ya

[@defaultimatum]

13 x 67

[@studywithus06]

This is nice trick and easy to understand for everyone.......thanks sir.

[@anamikavdeep]

wow thatz super good..!!! and i loved your voice... ;)

[@isha9300]

. . .

[@psikochick2]

I like his accent

[@vandanaindianmomsworld6729]

bro i thought this was fake like most other videos but then i tried it but it actually worked thanks man

[@cr_jai_official]

9506

[@petrodynnyk1021]

Easy: 98 * 97 = (100 - 2) * 97 = 9 700 - 194 = 9 506 95 * 99 = 95 * (100 - 1) = 9 500 - 95 = 9 405

[@Velvydian]

at school i always use this

[@ZooQuNaLi]

what if 192*124？

[@petrodynnyk1021]

Ng Tsen Zu 192 * 124 = (200 - 8) * 124 = 24 800 - 992 = 23 808 8 * 124 = 8 * (125 - 1) = 1000 - 8 = 992 Have a good day ;-)

[@Velvydian]

Ng Tsen Zu man, there are technics, at 192*124 i don't know to be a techinic, only normaly 192*124

[@Velvydian]

Peter Dynnyk nice 1, didn't think at it, really nice 1

[@MikeAnimations1]

I learned more from this 1 video in a few minutes than I did in school in 1 week

[@alfredfx0]

what i do 98x97=(100-2)x97=9700-194=9506

[@VirtualRonnie]

+Alfred Lewis THis is better

[@rivendzi]

That's how I do it.

[@waterproof4403]

Does it have to be only numbers between 90-99?

[@Poquito008]

Wrong Turn Exactly.. I knew he is tricking us...

[@katrix-]

Pawan Gautam No, he isn't it just doesn't work with some numbers and no it doesn't have to be to 90-99.

[@aniltamang7490]

Brain Limit 1:20 read it

[@vicvid0309]

Wrong Turn see my videos if u get any help form that i will be glad .

[@QuinsonHonQBB123XX]

Technically, it works for all numbers under 100, but it is easy to use this trick for numbers between 90 and 99. In fact, if you know how to do multiplication for 10-19, you can calculate 80-89 fairly quickly too However, anything lower than 80 is a bit too hard since you will be doing a 2 digit multiplication on the last step, which is not very easy

[@stephanie_love01]

This is so cool. For those of us who have been told to be bad at math this is such a badass thing to master.

[@fathimathdheena9233]

i threw my culculator out of the window. for real. 😂😂

[@ItsMzPhoenix]

*MISLEADING!!! The description lies, and this only works with a handful of numbers!*

[@LucChannel99]

98x94, according to your theory it should be 9206, but the actual answer is 9212

[@NoeLPZC]

+Luc Chermanne Check your math. 98 x 94 -2 ... -6 98 - 6 = 92 -2 x -6 = 12 Answer via this method: 9212.

[@MonirulIslam-dc9fm]

Right theory 98*94=9212 No doubt

[@LucChannel99]

You're right, I screwed up at some point. It works

[@AV-kl3dx]

Luc Chermanne Happens bro.

[@fayyaduzzaman]

Hey I got this recommended. After 14 years. Nice vid. I was born in 2007.lmao

[@tarinakhtar5314]

An easier technique is 1+1=11

[@muhammadmuizzsuddin7702]

In case this is a programming. It makes sense. JavaScript

[@dyms3846]

It's 2

[@jamesmarto8637]

Kitty playz HE KNOWS

[@samuelspencer5047]

It turns out that this method does not work for 62x59

[@idalufoy-yamah9376]

your right

[@animelover1979]

It worked for me

[@rtkaimal3174]

62 -38 59 -41 38*41=1558 62-41 or 59-38=21 21+15=36 3658 I got the answer

[@Fitness_Odyssey]

Why "21+15" ?

[@rtkaimal3174]

+Antonio Chelaru since the base is 100 we consider only 2 digits of the product. the other digits (in 10th and 100th place) are carried over and added to the sum we have calculated.

[@caitlexible5012]

I can't believe this was posted 2 years before I was born. Thank you so much, this helped me a lot, I promise to myself I will be a human calculator someday 💯❤️

[@sgt.lazytuber3144]

98x97=9506 not 8556

[@thisuserispanda]

+FlexBo who said it was 8556

[@MarioOrtiz-hs7bg]

are you stupid?

[@YoungPatronsoyelChingon]

Just no.

[@shanayadias6259]

its right

[@xreejan5545]

i Ain"t throwing my calculator anywhere.Even though i am a calculator myself.

[@adityagoud3786]

Chu

[@snix7416]

Sreejan Shrestha u sure?

[@asthasingh6292]

Hey thanks it's a great technique for calculating the no within a seconds,great job......

[@vinodpatel7168]

is it only for 90 to 99

[@adonisibrahim4182]

+vinod patel It can be for all numbers under 100, but if you were to do 5*5 then you have to multiply 95 by 95, so it will be easier to only do from 99 to 90 but works for all numbers below 100

[@jordandungo2305]

vinod patel I tried 65x87. this method is not applicable.

[@hotjanuary]

dane dani 65 x 87 65= 100 - 35 87= 100 - 13 65-13 = 87-35 = 52 put down 5200 because we are working with 100 35 x13=455 now 5200+455=5655 check 65×87=5655 system still works but slows down when you get smaller and smaller numbers than 100 being multiplied together.

[@khadeejahmajid5660]

Its for every number

[@sangamshrestha8635]

What the hell

[@unicornemoji3005]

Hes Helping u To do Times and hell is a bad word

[@ShailendraKumar-zd4rg]

I don't Want To Throw my Calculator outside the window 😂I just want to compete with it.. This Video Is actually the only way for me to be a calculator (For Me)..Becoz I could understand very easily by this.. ThankYou So Much.. I wish If I could Have A teacher like U

[@azmimahmud6533]

i calculate with paper less than 5 sec. i throw my calculator.replace my brain with a paper and a pencil .

[@SmartMihir]

I thought this is called VEDIC mathematics

[@LoversGrief]

This method does invariably work. What he's effectively saying is this: Let A and B be two numbers less than 100 and let An = 100 - A and Bn = 100 - B. Then A* B = (100 - An) *(100 - Bn) = 100*100 - 100*Bn - 100*An + An*Bn = 100(100 - Bn) - 100*An + An*Bn = 100*B - 100*An + An*Bn = 100(B-An) + An*Bn. Since both A and B are less than 100, 100(B-An) is a number less than or equal to 9800, that's why he places the result of 100(B-An) as the two most significant digits. Since A and B are symmetrical, you also have A*B = 100(A-Bn) + An*Bn.

[@sidozil]

thats why i hate maths

[@mitsuki0011]

math is the best thing ever I love math..... I wish math was a person I would hug him until he is dead

[@Ashbrringer]

Natnael turn :) me too

[@Angela-lf1hg]

Natnael turn i hate maths as well -_-

[@ege8668]

everyone hates maths except for maths teachers

[@waterproof4403]

Ethan Goeske No, most teachers act like they like it but they usually become a teacher for the money...

[@ahmadmokdad7860]

guys this only works easily when it is between 90 and 100

[@madhusudhanaraokaranam3834]

Thank you . U made me to learn easy method of multiplication. I wish that u keep still more videos

[@MoMo-qe2im]

this only work from 91 to 99.

[@atiamughal4828]

i was thinking same, u r ri8

[@nohailasia6598]

Yeah, he said numbers naire 100

[@DBZgohan66]

calculators are much faster...

[@BryanAnderson-o1u]

wow you just made me 10x faster at doing times thank you

[@alifkamal6733]

wow...thank you so much, i can find it easy now...thank you once again...

[@kuebora6715]

I love your video because it easy to understand than the other calculated

[@jamesmulligan3324]

This is where this method comes from: 98 x 97 = (100 - 2) x (100 - 3) ==> This is where the -2 and -3 comes from! = 100 x 100 - 3 x 100 - 2 x 100 + 2 x 3 Note: -2 x -3 = 2 x 3. Factor 100, our "base" in this problem, from the first three terms: = 100 x (100 - 3 - 2) + 2 x 3 = 100 x (100 - 2 - 3) + 2 x 3 This last one seems obvious and may even seem pointless at first but I wrote this out to show the method. We can either do 98 - 3 or 97 - 2 to obtain 95 and this is because it doesn't matter whether we subtract 2 or 3 first from 100. Get this? = 95 x 100 + 2 x 3 = 9,500 + 6 = 9,506 I like using these "base" shortcuts. After some practice you can start to do these pretty fast! You are free to pick a base that is convenient for the problem. A base of 100 was convenient for this problem. Enjoy!

[@fredjacobs5825]

Thank you so much for your awesome channel !

[@anawilliamson1321]

Omg...learning something every day. Love it!😀

[@RealOtakuTube]

Can we done also 56×78

[@gibranmarcam123]

Thank you for the math trick you have showed us.

[@ibtisammohamed3789]

This guy is so SMART MATH IS SO EASY for me now thank you 😃😃👌

[@kanishksharma3569]

nice trick to do it buddy ! but can you tell me from where did you find that trick ? no seriously i want to know it buddy ?

[@elinavinod6553]

Please can you make more videos it will be very helpful

[@Baronaddict]

How you do 57×38= ?

[@hackergrey7554]

Oh my god this is awsome it easier than any math trick!! I subscribed by the way because of this video only.

[@divyajitchowdhury1328]

very nice, i wanna know what's the software or like that something... in which you wrote with the pencil or anything else Thanks

[@vivinobarreda8531]

Great! Wonderful. Thanks a lot! I am very proud of you glad2tech.

[@its-mee-ev3rly]

2663

[@andrewlittle9569]

Thanks for this useful advice. I'm wondering, does this only work up to 100? Because this is not working for me with 197x174

[@SANTOSHKUMAR-ix3rh]

v interesting trick sir . really a smart way of multiplication

[@LatestPicSMS]

which software do you use to write this type of quiz problem????

[@anjaliupgade3414]

i want say thanks to fast calculator video ,is too much help to improve skill of calculation of maths .

[@promitsaha3278]

Awesome keep going . it certainly helped me to perform easy calculation

[@MemeSterky]

Actually how can you get positive 5 in the second multiplication, i am must certain its 9406 then again i am dumb

[@talhalateef7597]

is it necessary to throw the calculater outside the window

[@rawmail102171]

Is there a way to simplify the math when the numbers aren't in the 90's? For example: 63x 47 you end up having to multiply 37x53 which defeats the purpose to begin with.

[@marisolcholicomarisol7107]

How did you get the 100

[@BadWolfGaming]

this'll be a big help on the asvab

[@Eidel_Rose]

I'm still confused on how much I have to subtract from each number

[@Sissi21M]

Hi can you please make a vid on long division estimate sum check out

[@jeanettevaughn1790]

I bet my teacher is going to give me 20 bucks for this Trick

[@ohh338]

aw man, where have you been all of my life🤗

[@adilranhiru9427]

DUDE U ARE AWSOME U MADE ME BELIEVE NOW I DONT USE MY CALCULATOR AT ALL THANK YOU SO MUCH

[@mariaunorthodox5647]

this is a great method for calculating numbers in the tens

[@truthspeaker9754]

its a vedic maths trick this techqnique is being discovered in INDIA from many ancient period really my india is the greatest

[@Viecti67]

9405 the answer is ,you are the best teacher

[@varshnee6916]

that was cool sir....wish u be my math teacher....