Embarrassingly Dumb Ways People Died - Darwin Awards Winners [Part 10]

[@A.N.A_youtube]

As a kid, I use to wonder why 12 years of education was required to complete high school. As an adult, I often find out no amount will help some.

[@yourlocalgamedev1834]

Brilliantly crafted

[@michellehousems.lavatwinfi2011]

Street academy.

[@alvexok5523]

What I can't get over were the freakin beyond-idiots who drank pure hand sanitizer like a cocktail!! How can any human being in the world older than 4 and who doesn't have a super-enourmous mental handicap not realize doing that WILL kill you!? How can they not know it's as dangerous as drinking bleach!? Do you even feel sorry to hear about someone's agonizingly painful death when they did something so unbelievably incredibly fiercely astronomically dreadfully STUPID!?

[@Thetacosaur]

You see, they probably didn't get an education.

[@martinate41]

@@Thetacosaur I've seen a lot of these kind of videos, and trust me, there are college people that do equally dumb shit, even dumber shit considering they are more knowledgeable (presumably) of possible consequences and still do what the "stupid" do. Point of that is no amount of education will fix the truly dumb and what they choose to do lol

[@aveachan3804]

1900: There will be flying cars in the future! 2020: *Watches 10 episodes of people being dumb*

[@AK48710]

there are flying cars aeroplanes

[@tedmason1178]

@@AK48710 K N O W L E G E

[@FBI-dz1lf]

Well, cars can fly, it just doesn’t end well for the people in the car.

[@pugs6357]

@@FBI-dz1lf true I mean you got a point

[@ekramer2478]

Nah but we are watching how to wash our hands on TV!

[@NoelMcGinnis]

"Worst of all, they never found the Geocache." Omg. 😂

[@RGC_animation]

That the saddest part

[@untitledC64]

lol i know ! did i hear that right? made me laugh good

[@ReigoVassal]

Oh no.... Anyway

[@Turtlelover-ng4du]

Lol!

[@maxslepoy8081]

I think someone should consider changing his priorities.

[@Gstar5150]

This is like G-rated 1000 Ways to Die and I absolutely love it.

[@QueenEevee1994]

So do I...I miss 1000 Ways to die (and Spike TV)

[@Gstar5150]

@@QueenEevee1994 yeah they gotta bring that shit back, I think it would do well in the sadistic culture of today 🗿. They need a bring back Manswers too that shit was S Tier TV.

[@CandaceDreamer]

This can be a perfect channel/video to watch with your kids and have a conversation about common sense and using your brain. Especially if your kid is one of those kids that had big ideas that could end in injuries or worse like these award winners here.

[@samaramesser5116]

The zip line guy made me think of a couple I used to be friends with who were very obese. Both were over 300 lbs. They used to get so indignant about not being able to ride some of the rides at the amusement park. Even the rides that had seats for larger riders didn't work. They said it was discrimination etc. No. If the seat can't fit you properly and the restraints can't be closed all the way, it's a safety issue. Same goes it someone is too small.

[@jacobunofficial1146]

Discrimination 🤣.

[@pollypockets508]

I'm obese and I wouldn't even go to an amusement park. Too embarrassing. Nor would I zip line. I know my limitations.

[@Piankhi_the_Greater]

@@pollypockets508 Gracias por being chevrote amigo.

[@Gurra88]

Clearly a case of discrimination and fat phobia. 😠 Lolol

[@philliphanneman2585]

I was just thinking... Was it really negligence? or more a fear of offending?

[@NageGames]

"The most embarrassing death of all time" "A person fart he died"

[@cg-di1yn]

Nice hoax (Nice joke )

[@padraigkellam8147]

LOL

[@daduckdatgames_7035]

@@cg-di1yn theres actually a true story bout that but the fart wasnt that important to the story it still played a role tho

[@Jaykuz1125]

XDDDD

[@infinitethenextkazekage392]

He shidded himself to death

[@justicegraceful2171]

Thank you for keeping it real, you acknowledged the man only died because of not thinking clearly due to Hunger, or how the drunk guy at least doesn't have to suffer anything worse, those little statements really make it seem like you're not being judgemental and it's very respectful and respectable.

[@RogerThat787]

Still expoiting there death for profit but whatever makes you sleep at night

[@CranberryFo]

The portrayal of Gigi Wu, the Bikini Hiker, in this video is really unfair. She did her hiking with appropriate gear, only briefly changing into a bikini to pose for a photo. She did not do her hikes wearing the bikini, and she was fully clothed when she was found. She died of a tragic accident, not of stupidity. I feel its important to get this message out, as many media outlets have been reporting the story incorrectly and she is getting globally shamed over things she didn't actually do.

[@schadenfreude3236]

The representation here may not have been fair, but she still did at least two stupids: 1) she didn't have a hiking partner, which you should ALWAYS have, and 2) whether she was in a bikini or not is really kind of arbitrary since she still failed to have the correct gear to stay appropriately warm in case of an emergency. She was willingly and actively participating in a hobby that regularly kills even the most experienced people, which is pretty stupid unto itself. It's one thing to put yourself at risk doing necessary things, like driving to the grocery store, but wandering off alone into a frigid wilderness that claims a dozen people a year is pretty high on the list of not-so-smart moves. What she did was the equivalent of a skydiver not having a backup chute and no jump partner to cling to or a deep sea diver not having an emergency air canister or dive partner to breathe off of during ascent.

[@Doggie-wl5et]

@schadenfreude3236 in her defense she was just lied about

[@pollypockets508]

@@schadenfreude3236 I think the only thing that was a mistake for her was going without a partner. People fully geared up on places like Everest still die.

[@schadenfreude3236]

@@pollypockets508 - Because Everest is ridiculous. She wasn't on Everest.

[@schadenfreude3236]

@@Doggie-wl5et - That one detail doesn't change the fact she fucked up and died for it.

[@heythisisnick6908]

The one about the library paste death was very depressing may be that guy had no money for food or no other option other than that. The fact that no one knew even his name and that no relations came for him makes it more depressing. It's not stupid death it's a desperate death. R.I.P😔😔

[@cactusgamingyt9960]

I agree :(

[@parthivm104]

Yeah

[@Suggestion_Box_Full]

He may have had"pica" I believe is the term

[@Owen_loves_Butters]

Yeah, he was clearly desperate, or had pica. Neither outcome is a stupid death.

[@Richard-zc1cj]

@@Owen_loves_Butters what is pica

[@Nova-wc4vj]

He cared more about them finding the geo-cache more than them drowning in a storm wave😂😂😂

[@johnnolan33177]

you act like this guys video to make money, fact checked whether they even knew that it was raining near them, or somewhere up hill, or even if they knew that some huge wave comes though a one inch tickle of water. If this is this case, that this is so well known, the dude planting geo caches should be charged

[@glitch-gamer875]

Geo-casheing should be banned on some states from tragic deaths

[@b.l.eindiestudios6985]

No that’s the people’s fault

[@Steelwarfare3368]

@@b.l.eindiestudios6985 it not the people who placed them it fully give you a warning to be aware of you surrounding

[@unsuffer]

it’s like pokémon go

[@crazedpilot1]

The fact that there is a 10th episode of this symbolizes humanities' stupidity.

[@crystalhector8924]

Yes and I'm some how not on dis list

[@ellusiv5121]

" humanities' "

[@egeg6495]

Yes

[@evabartlett4599]

@@ellusiv5121 humanity's

[@evabartlett4599]

*humanity's

[@hawke9344]

I heard about the bikini hiker. She was apparently an experienced hiker who had made her way up over 100 mountains in full hiking gear before changing into a bikini at the top to snap a photo. It's said that there's no indication of if she was wearing a bikini when she fell or if wearing a bikini had anything to do with her death. Also, the rescue team she called for didn't have her coordinates and attempted a rescue on foot. Weather turned bad and 43 hours later, they finally found her frozen body.

[@CranberryFo]

A good point. There's been a number of cases where this channel has covered people that weren't stupid but instead just had tragic accidents.

[@cheekyb9172]

A lot of people hear a lot of different stories.

[@chrisphillips348]

@@CranberryFo I guess the dumb part was the “great” choice of clothes! Temp was 2 Celsius. What a waste, she was gorgeous!

[@CranberryFo]

@@chrisphillips348 She only wore a bikini briefly while posing for a selfie. She did the actual hiking in proper clothing. And she was not in a bikini when her body was located.

[@chrisphillips348]

@@CranberryFo well she doesn’t belong in the video then. Great athlete and very gorgeous, a shame

[@FFEMTB08]

And you wonder why we have warning labels that say: “Warning coffee HOT”.

[@vexs4883]

TBF the majority will know the coffee going to be hot lmao

[@wisconsin50]

@@vexs4883 everybody isnt that smart

[@1percentmilk675]

For legal reasons 👍

[@ladymopar2024]

, so sad we have the idiot proof everything

[@imjustaguy4340]

Bc someone sued Macdonald for it being to hot and burnt his mouth

[@NikkiNole]

I knew the medical student. To this day, I cant even tell you why he did what he did. People were into Parkour at that time......

[@shadownode5970]

Some people won’t believe you without proof. The smart people, at least.

[@dongeraci8599]

I'm sure she cares if people in a yt comment section believe her.

[@TheDUNKIeosteus]

"edited"

[@whydoyoucare_pK]

I mean- I believe her

[@rougelegendbg1370]

@Andres Blacklaws but theres a chance she is actually telling the truth cus that person is still alive

[@shrimpy_nazeem]

5:00 the poor dude was cooked alive. The screaming in the vents reminds me of the story of the bronze bull. Basically there was a king in Greece who loved torturing people. So a man designed a bronze bull that was heated up cooking the person alive inside. The reason why it reminds me of that story was because the bull was designed to make the screams of the person inside sound like an actual bull. The funny part is, the first person the king decided to use it on was the person who designed it.

[@petrick5835]

ME when I am imposter

[@tactic34wot52]

And the funny thing behind why he used it on the designer was the designer called the king out for taking credit of the torture device without giveing him credit

[@dubz607]

I remember learning this,...Great story

[@Richard-zc1cj]

That story sounds like a bunch of bull

[@tactic34wot52]

@@Richard-zc1cj I hate you for makeing this pun

[@workingmothercatlover6699]

The closest to a dumb ways to die story I have happened to a cousin of my husband. His family was having problems getting along. He'd threatened to kill himself to get the family back together, but never had any plans to carry it out. He frequently took trips to Europe, and had one coming up when he decided to go for a hike alone and not telling anyone else. Well, that was the last thing he ever did. His family ended out hiring a private investigator to try to find him, but for nearly a year, there was no sign of him. Then his body was found. It was identified as being him from the ID and some belongings in the backpack, which also had some food and other survival stuff. What had happened is he got too close to the edge of a cliff and it crumbled. He broke his back in the fall, and since he was alone, there was nobody to get help. And because he didn't tell anyone what he was doing, there was nobody looking for him until it was too late. RIP Luke

[@melissadavis453]

I feel bad for the cousin. He must have been in great pain laying there but could only wait for death's embrace.

[@georgeplace8513]

​@@melissadavis453😢Wow. How horrible for him. To die so needlessly like that. Always go hiking with someone. Maybe he wouldn't have died. To lay there, and know that no help was coming and he couldn't help. Just awful. Thoughts and prayers to him and his family. 🎉😢. 11/30/23.

[@Trollgernautt]

Classic Luke

[@Deadsea_1993]

​@@Trollgernautt. Lol. You're referring to how Luke wrote that Judas ended himself by jumping off a cliff while Matthew said that Judas chose a rope and tree to end it. Very clever

[@ladymalora]

The last one with the bomb hit a little too close to home. My husband found one in the Arizona desert in the 1960s. He was going to drill into it to make a lamp, when he suddenly decided to call the nearby air force base to check the identifying numbers on it. In almost no time, they were there to gently, yet firmly, take the bomb away. Turns out, if he had drilled it, half of the culdesac would have disappeared. MORAL: If you find something like that anywhere, CALL THE AUTHORITIES! Or you, too, might earn a Darwin Award. ;)

[@ann6082]

I have my many doubts that this is true -_-

[@ladymalora]

@@ann6082 I did, too, until I asked his dad, who got a seriously angry look on his face when he confirmed the story. lol

[@ann6082]

@@ladymalora welp-

[@jamaprogaming2137]

LMAO

[@Lisa59]

OMG

[@crucialroom5442]

The snake dude probably thought it was a king snake but he didn't remember the rhyme red touch yellow kill a fellow red touch black venom Lack

[@tactic34wot52]

Its red and yellow kill a fellow red and black friend of jack, get the rhyme right next time

[@jonathon9407]

@ tactic34 WOT I always heard it as red on yellow your a dead fellow red on black no worries jack Guess there is more than one way to skin a rabbit

[@ZoomieZoomie324]

@@tactic34wot52 I grew up hearing red meets yellow, your a dead fellow, red meets black, it’s just jack

[@henrymcwilltch5968]

@@tactic34wot52 Its different in other countries.

[@kimlindner4033]

This isn't even completely reliable coral snakes and king snakes both are taking on the color bands of the other species making them easy to confuse a lot of aberrant patterned snakes are being found as well nevermind the variation between locals. If in doubt leave it alone no matter which colors are touching each other.

[@HowardCanaway]

What we learned about snakes when we were kids.: "Red next to yellow, will kill a fellow. Red next to black is a friend of Jack's."

[@athena8794]

Version of it I learned was "If red touches yellow, you're a dead fellow. If red touches black, you're okay Jack.

[@Zoologically_Explained]

There’s one for bears to If it’s black fight back If it’s brown lay down

[@athena8794]

@@Zoologically_Explained if it's white, goodnight.

[@Zoologically_Explained]

@@athena8794if it’s red you know your dead lmao

[@saisubdivision3941]

Version I learned red touch yellow kill a fellow red touch black poison lack

[@marshallneff1631]

13:40 the reason this guy was so confident, is that there is a harmless snake species, named scarlet kingsnake, that is known for mimicing the look of a coral snake, to scare away potential predators. He most likely mistook the two. They can be distinguished pretty easily if you see the 2 side by side, but if you see only 1 of them, it can be borderline impossibe, unless you are an expert

[@klegos]

There’s a poem about those I found in the Magic Tree House survival guide: Red meets black, friend of Jack Red meets yellow will kill a fellow

[@R3SerialDreams2]

There's another coral lookalike called Milksnake.

[@loishendricks9720]

I remember hearing as a child, “Red on yellow, kill a fellow. Red on black, venom lack.”

[@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821]

or................................................................................................................................................................................. he was drunk like the story said

[@kaymuldoon3575]

If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow If red touches black, you’re ok, Jack That’s how I always heard it.

[@kzyit]

At like 4:30 that's so sad honestly, if you think about it. Because if he was drunk, he wouldn't remember how he got there the night before. To suddenly wake up and soon after be burning to death in a vent... If you look at it from that man's POV, it's really tragic Edit: please stop replying, it's been over a year and I just wanna chill

[@allophaganaxproductions5552]

and metal is the hottest thing when exposed to heat so even more stupid and how much do you think he drank to do it

[@unkledoda420]

I worked at a headshop a few years ago. Back in the mid 80's a guy tried to break in one night through the ventilation system and got stuck and died. No one had a reason to go into the storage room on the second floor so no one heard him yelling. He died after a few days. His body was found like a week later when it started to really stink up the place.

[@kzyit]

@@unkledoda420 that sounds pretty crazy

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

@@unkledoda420 Ugh gross x.x

[@soxpeewee]

I've been insanely drunk and never stole anything or attempted to. I also never tried to B&E. Although he was drunk he had malicious intentions

[@pickledude4485]

The full phrase is actually: curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought him back

[@slevinchannel7589]

Kissing Strangers, whetever for Prank or whatever Reason, is perverted shit, i say.

[@miketaft1454]

Didn't know that, thanks 👍.

[@queene3oh3]

@@slevinchannel7589🤔Yes That Shits Weird and Nasty AF🤷🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

[@Angel_Billy4-30-23]

Really? I had no idea. Thank you for sharing that though. Pretty interesting, I've gone all these years without knowing the whole phrase.

[@Northside-um1ry]

I had always heard curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction killed the bat? I think yours sounds better and I never understood it. So thank you.

[@thechaoscraftcamtcc3770]

The drinking hand sanitizer one reminded me of something incredibly idiotic a couple of my friends did in elementary school. Don't worry, they survived with nothing more than temporary numbness in the mouth. Anyway, the two saw a bottle of Germ-X strawberry-scented hand sanitizer and asked themselves 'Does this taste like strawberry, too?' It didn't. It only numbed their tongues and parts of their mouths for a while, during which everyone laughed their butts off at their idiocy while the teacher sighed and facepalmed in exasperation. It was funny because they only tasted what must've been a couple of drops in comparison to the idiots in this video who drank it. They laughed it off too, after having numb tongues for a couple of hours.

[@dinoboy7567]

Funny 😆

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Sometimes you gotta laugh at yourself

[@klegos]

One of my friends did that in kindergarten.

[@Suffer_more]

How did they not go blind,I thought doing that can also cause blindness

[@ryzen3042]

@@Suffer_more probably it doesn't have methanol in it

[@keiragalaise6435]

Instead of "Without further ado", it should be "Without any IQ"

[@midnightkitty8172]

'Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.' - George Carlin

[@itzshamz1214]

"More stupid"

[@rachidkardi7652]

Stupid people think there smart but way more stupid

[@itzshamz1214]

"They're"

[@rebeccacummings6697]

Average people are 120 IQ I think so yeah that is our society.

[@itzshamz1214]

@Kwabena Gyasi-Fosu Hey hey hey thats my job, dont you steal it!

[@jaylaanelson1814]

This made the 'Dumb Ways To Die' pop up in my head

[@alliuumduo]

Nostalgia

[@eatlethebeetle4889]

My brother sings that song so much it’s so annoying

[@southernhawk2661]

Stupid deaths on hh

[@cringevideos5138]

Now that’s a word I haven’t heard in years.

[@bleachfanbk]

Same here

[@Hampappi]

“You don’t inhale wasp spray. Shouldn’t that BEE obvious” lmao this guys puns is what I live for

[@This_doesnt_feel_right]

Lmao

[@robinnico7702]

That guy had to be an idiot to be huffing wasp spray

[@classickids1015]

hahahaha! I get it BEE ha!

[@WatermeloncatEDITZ]

@@This_doesnt_feel_right "No one makes you mad, you make yourself mad." Dang thats the coolest quote ive heard xdddd

[@Maidbit69]

°B A N A N A°

[@R3SerialDreams]

The Coral Snake one makes a lot of sense actually. The guy probably mistook it for a Milk Snake, which is a lookalike of the Coral, but is a constrictor instead of a venomous.

[@sorayaluthy520]

Red on Yellow can kill your fellow, red on black venom lack.

[@peg4x449]

Coral snakes have fangs in the BACK of their mouth, making it difficult to bite a human. It can bite, of course ,but with difficulty

[@olivebrosnan4437]

Still shouldn’t have messed around with a snake 💀

[@kadenw968]

*The fact that there are 10 parts to this series shows what kind of species us humans are* Edit (12/7/20): Woah thank you for all the likes! I never have gotten this many before!

[@antoniothesheep]

Both the smartest and dumbest species at the same time.

[@kadenw968]

@@antoniothesheep Yep 👍

[@josephcerrera8299]

Experimental

[@aristotlefromebay]

@@antoniothesheep XD Actually true

[@iLoveLoliAndILewdLoli]

It is what it is

[@Yogiyokeskyo]

Finally the voice , that needed to get chilled

[@laggyfilms4768]

*Get a reply dang it.*

[@humblerxcks]

Indeed

[@nicocione2667]

@@laggyfilms4768 mind your business!

[@brawmankerlexterminateurde860]

@Radionixix idk

[@zoraz8255]

69likes nice

[@thebananasmaster]

You won a Darwin Award? Yes. What did it cost? My life:(

[@tonyacosta4574]

Everything

[@nataliedunnion3000]

haha lol

[@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821]

not necessarily true

[@cookiekat7388]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Huh_1038]

😂 😂 😂 Yes

[@Swordstrike]

"Worst of all, they never found the GeoCache" man really said worst of all LMAOOOO I love it

[@ish4860]

Is nobody gonna talk about that intro animation?😂😂

[@arebeabridgewater163]

Too funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

I love it lol.

[@WhiskerSquad]

Drinking hand sanitizer, those people really lost it. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@blazethekat2458]

Say Thanks to trump for that and his -9999 IQ followers

[@metalvideos1961]

Americans in a nutshell

[@louiseogden1296]

And the bleach church...

[@RenThrash]

@@metalvideos1961 can confirm,we all do that

[@rohtati1020]

@@blazethekat2458 Blame it on their own stupidity and ignorance. What Trump said was obviously a joke, what people do/did after that, it's/was their own fault.

[@skroogemcFück]

The fat guy on the zip line cracked me up my god you are just amazing at editing

[@michellehousems.lavatwinfi2011]

Abnormal addiction,partiality is causality smh

[@larrythompson8630]

We forget in most countries things are built to many times max load. It’s “400lbs working limit.” It’s breaking limit likely @1000 lbs but that’s when new. Place like that 275 rated stuff, used hundreds of times, never inspected…. If guy weighed 250 lbs it likely would still have broke. I did a climbing wall. Rejected the safety harness. Person running asks why. So I ripped the connection between belt, and carabiner.. I am not a strong person. Thread was rotten, old, weak. That’s what catches you if you fall.

[@kaymuldoon3575]

About the coral snake…”If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow. If red touches black, you’re ok, Jack.”

[@MrPapamaci88]

18:52 - This reminded me of one of my grandpa's stories. My grandpa and a friend of his found an unexploded 152 mm Soviet artillery shell in the forest while hunting for mushrooms in the 1950's. They had a dilema. They wanted to call the demolitionists but my grandpa was the only one who knew the way and they didn't want to leave the shell lying unguarded. Also my grandpa's friend had a fear of wild hogs so he didn't want to stay alone. There were some kids in the area who regularly played in the forest so their reluctance to leave the shell unsuperwised was warranted. So my grandpa reached into his pocket and found a roll of jute twine and told his friend he had an idea. They very carefully lifted the shell up and carried it deep into the forest to the thickest oak they could find. Grandpa threw the twine over the strongest branch then he tied up the shell with one end of the twine. Thankfully there was more than enough string on the roll so they could retreat to a safe distance inside a ditch. There my grandpa and his friend started to slowly and carefully hoist up the shell and when it was sufficiently high, they released the rope. There was a police investigation conducted to discover who bombed the forest, but nothing turned up. While sitting in a bar with his friends, the one who was with him in the forest included were asked by a policeman as well. Both of them said "WHAT?" real loudly since they lost their hearing for 2 weeks after the explosion. The cop was suspicious but my grandpa's friends told him that these two were picking mushrooms nearby when it went off and they can't hear crap. While their alibi was essentially true it is probably more reasonable to assume the only reason these rascals were not aprehended was that my grandpa was friends with pretty much most cops in town including the one who interviewed them. Funnily, there was no hearing-loss. Even at an old age, my grandpa usually just pretended to be partially deaf because he liked to annoy people with it. He lived for 84 years, would turn 97 this April. I think it pays to listen to our grandparents. Some of their stories are crazy! :D

[@653j521]

Dr. Obvious Yes, that story certainly was crazy, or unbelievable.

[@franciscosantiago4080]

SO LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[@whiterose6484]

I'm from Estonia.

[@elmoredneal5382]

I miss hearing my Grandpa's old stories 😢 It was certainly a different time back then. Some of the things he experienced would be unheard of in today's society but it was considered "normal" at the time. I recall him telling me about getting 30 days furlough from WWII. He was brought to the East coast of Canada, then he had to travel by train to Western Canada to get home. The thing is, train travel took 12 days each way. He ended up spending less than a week actually at home. The rest of his furlough was eaten up by travel time. The traveling conditions were less than ideal to put it mildly. Grandpa did have a room on the train, but he had to share it with 2 other soldiers who were also traveling to Western Canada. And there was only 1 bed! 🤦‍♂️ So they took turns each night. 1 guy slept in the bed. 1 guy slept on the table. 1 guy slept on the floor. Apparently that was "normal" back then. And I suppose a person could have complained but they probably wouldn't get too far... (Oh? You don't like it? 🙄 Well that's too bad for you! That's the way it goes. Take it or leave it! But hurry up and decide. Because if you don't want to take it, there's plenty of other men who will gladly take your place 🙏🏻 Do you want this furlough or not?)

[@tifeoladokun1067]

@@elmoredneal5382 nice story 👍

[@citiesinruin9435]

Children : crying Girls : lip - syncing Boys : dancing *Legends : scrolling through* *comments.*

[@Animationtronic]

Ima legend

[@lebron2390]

Same I’m a legend

[@Superv1llan]

yes!!

[@lilfreewolfm]

Yay!

[@Superv1llan]

@@lilfreewolfm yes kim

[@og-big-shepherd4468]

A friend of mine decided to huff air conditioner coolant in his bedroom for his mom to find him dead. R.I.P Daniel Boghosian

[@alliuumduo]

Why would he do that tho-

[@melissayoung3100]

@@alliuumduo to get high off the freon. Deadly five second high

[@hunterspringer276]

wait is the real

[@GamerLoggos]

@@hunterspringer276 Indeed it is. It was a problem in HVAC classes for a time, might even still be. Kids huffing Freon to get high. It might get you high but if you do it wrong it can freeze the tissues in your throat and lungs, same effect as burning them. Even without the freezing it can cause fluid to build up in the lungs and drown you in your own fluids. And if you huff too much all at once it can also displace the oxygen inside your lungs and you wont be able to breath it out well enough to get enough oxygen to stay conscious.

[@unkledoda420]

I had a friend who used to huff all sorts of stuff as a teen and paint cars at work without wearing any respiratory safety gear. Now he's in his late 30's and has an advanced form of MS and has to use a walker to get around.

[@cherrymetha3185]

Some mums believe that drinking a certain amount of bleach every day cures autism and they therefore give it to their autistic children . NUTS ! And inhumane!

[@ruthgiles8926]

That probably arises from the completely debunked association between vaccines and autism that is the basis for so many idiotic and scarily ignorant claims about vaccines now. The scarily ignorant therefore think that autism is an infectious disease caused by some kind of organism that can be killed by disinfectants like bleach. Trump also added to that unforgivable ignorance when he suggested injecting C19 victims with disinfectant! Proving that wearing a toupee is bad for whatever brain he ever had. 😂

[@UnicornPlayroom]

As a teenage girl with autism, I find that to be very shocking 😨 i’m lucky my mom is a good and kind person because from the looks of it those autistic kids have moms that are both ablest and crazy.. they make me so mad… 😡

[@thekarlkeeper8727]

I am also autistic. People like this make my blood boil.

[@cherrymetha3185]

@@thekarlkeeper8727 I agree!

[@UnicornPlayroom]

@@thekarlkeeper8727 Same here.. I get enraged by people like that.. 😤

[@tristaguerra4685]

People drinking Hand sanitizer Me: why why would you do that

[@Tumble264]

They thought drinking hand sanitizer would make them immune to corona

[@natechicken685]

@@Tumble264 I mean they weren’t wrong since if your dead your immune :/

[@lumineuzamki9085]

@@Tumble264 did they actually 🤦‍♂️

[@Tumble264]

@@lumineuzamki9085 has to be their logic since they took themselves out by getting hungover on hand sanitizer

[@ZiadGomaa2009]

I sprayed it in my mouth cause i liked my finger after i came home

[@willriseabove6858]

18:04 who baptizes a baby like that? my dude was dunking that baby like an oreo with a rations worth of milk.

[@bigdogkghvr6749]

That’s just how they do it 😂

[@Emsev100]

@@bigdogkghvr6749 I have never seen it being done that way. Different churches does it differently I guess.

[@lukenydam3772]

“Red touches black friend of jack, red touches yellow kills a fellow.”

[@chrisleach4245]

Bot Scouts drill that rhyme into our heads. And they did so so you didn’t confuse the two.

[@electrobuster5483]

its normally red on yellow, kill a fellow. Red on black friend of Jack. its on not touches

[@Well-groomed_Hobo]

Scary thing is it's not always accurate. Sometimes king snakes have the opposite coloration and vise versa for the coral snakes

[@electrobuster5483]

@@Well-groomed_Hobo atleast an INFORMED guess can help a ton

[@Well-groomed_Hobo]

@@electrobuster5483 very true. The best option is to just avoid brightly colored animals in the wild if at all possible

[@cityseabird]

The music in the background is so chill.

[@InfinityGaming420]

Be amazed: uploads Everyone: *GOES STRAIGHT TO THE COMMENT SECTION*

[@cletuskasady593]

I actually did

[@ARCHIVED9610]

Your profile picture is great.

[@yoltssaryn4463]

Nah I got here 51 minutes after he uploaded this

[@jenniferplevel8163]

How did u know-

[@cletuskasady593]

@@ARCHIVED9610 who, mines or inifitygaming?

[@laggyfilms4768]

*Made the job easier for grim reaper.*

[@stevenuez5941]

Easier how? It's not like the grim reaper plays a role in a person's death, nor does he have to wait in agony for someone to succumb to their death. He is omnipresent. He just pops up whenever and wherever he needs to

[@laggyfilms4768]

@@stevenuez5941 Which proves the point, my guy ain't gotta wait the trillions of years for every single generation to die. Even if you decided to argue it goes logarithmically, if he's omnipresent then the rate of exchange is faster don't you think?

[@randomrandyisquitedandythe5957]

*Ain't that the truth*

[@ashleyklotz3762]

Haha! Right?! Hes looking at his list seeing the names disappear and sayin to his buddies "hey guys! Looks like I don't need to work, they got it handled themselves!"

[@nijimaruokuyasu5439]

Your the top comment lll

[@hakopbabujyan6359]

I love how Mr Ballen told that first story and made it sound scary and made us feel bad for them but this guy just called them dumb lol

[@Sparkzloco718]

I do remember that episode on The Mr. Ballen channel😂

[@weirdredpanda]

The guy trying to steal electricity reminded me of a story of a guy who tried to steal copper from large air conditioning units. He was eletrocuted to death. Karma and a Darwin award.

[@ASHl33164]

“The inside became the outside, very quickly,” hahahah

[@egeg6495]

When? In the vid?

[@adamwestwood213]

Did he even get to see what was inside

[@nuclearwinter21]

@@egeg6495 19:31 😹

[@idfkhowtodraw6678]

Hahahahahaha- oh. OH. O H 👁👄👁

[@im_your_worst_nightmarexd604]

XD

[@shankardeodat04]

"Pretty shocking right", that hilarious.😂

[@kennedyben5557]

Really that got me in stitches

[@luisjauregui2684]

No no no no no no no non non non non non non non n on non nononohonononon non non on non non non no n ono non non n on noon no non no non non on no no no no no

[@threecheeseburrito]

I died laughing.

[@mikalelee2861]

@@luisjauregui2684 ez zzz

[@kenziepaat3302]

That was 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeremiahallyn4603]

Lol, people will literally risk their lives just for internet "fame." Some humans are so ridiculous it's actually sad. Nice video either way 👍

[@michellehousems.lavatwinfi2011]

Never get boxed-in by popularity.

[@isaacpaintsemrouboanderline.]

@@michellehousems.lavatwinfi2011 this is why social media sucks

[@isaacpaintsemrouboanderline.]

@@michellehousems.lavatwinfi2011 also why does your name looks like a site

[@SiyamthandaSibanyoni-cm6bv]

2024 anyone😂

[@linditaabaziceliku1791]

Nah im from september 11 2001

[@2GlitchinAwesome]

The video has 7 million views, I'm sure there's a few from 2024 lol

[@lostsoultay]

yur 😂

[@Bonkey17]

No 2098

[@Crishcrash22]

@@linditaabaziceliku1791 that wasn’t even funny bro

[@aleks23100]

I love this channel. The jokes and puns the content. These the kind that get you in rabbit hole👍👍

[@gamieplays4807]

Is it just me or does everyone love the narrator's puns and jokes

[@matrix-bh7nd]

Everyone loves it

[@way2crazie620]

No just you ......

[@way2crazie620]

. Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@gamieplays4807]

@@way2crazie620 ?

[@dreamtamaki3148]

So tru I also love them

[@rangariraishanterozvinonet9767]

I feel really sorry for the guy who ate paste because of hunger...R.I.P

[@martinate41]

@Joseph Hitler There's no way there wasn't a rat he could've impaled with a makeshift spear

[@seansweeting8924]

He was found in navada

[@peashooter6488]

@@seansweeting8924 hmmm madness combat refrence?!?!😳😳

[@ham_sandwichgaming1577]

Yeah I agree

[@najwafitri9798]

@@martinate41 humans can eat rats???

[@Start_Button]

18:13 When your dad *ACTUALLY* comes back with the milk

[@_JustAnotherKid__]

“Healer gave *19* people Covid” Coincidence? _I THINK NOT!_

[@Janthonyjo]

Lol I bet he thought it was the 5G or something dumb

[@crocoworld6565]

I feel he did it on purpuse

[@carolinewilliams9215]

Wanna make a conspiracy theory😹

[@crocoworld6565]

Sure

[@diegogutierrez2741]

@king hyperion lol u don’t get it He gave 19 people COVID-19

[@baggis0029]

I saw a netflix series with stupid way people died, one man didn't wanna pay for fat sucktion, so he got someone to help with cutting him open and using a vaccum cleaner.... yes he died

[@peachesjeter5480]

I saw that one on 1000 way to die I miss that show 😆

[@zacharyrobinson4207]

What show on Netflix ?

[@baggis0029]

Yes it was 1000 ways to die

[@thagodwecreate5179]

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity...and i'm not too sure about the universe" -Albert Einstein ???

[@stevenhanks5715]

@@peachesjeter5480 I agree, that showed so many dumb ways to die!

[@nancyswass119]

I don't know, but I've narrowly escaped getting a Darwin award myself once or twice

[@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821]

and im the king of pluto

[@reviant9289]

04:30 "UNKNOWN MAN DIED EATING LIBRARY PASTE JULY 14 1908" damn.. it is embarrassing, at least that man still remain unknown. R.I.P unknown man.

[@itzkookietime5093]

He probably thought it was honey or something but if it's like slime then DUDE JUST DONT EAT IT!

[@IsaacHND]

@@itzkookietime5093 well at the time when he died, slime didn't exist so it being like slime wouldn't have been an excuse to not eat it

[@lolo-ve9rd]

@@itzkookietime5093 That is what I was thinking.

[@Bob5mith]

"But you _have_ heard of me."

[@jimmyday9536]

He sure was one stuck up dude.

[@jenniferpruitt6534]

Albert Einstein once said that there are two things that are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And he wasn't sure about the universe...

[@Chettycheeto]

I did a school project on Darwin awards someone DRANK POISON at a lab because he was thirsty!

[@Chettycheeto]

Ya

[@txalvrs]

@Heikel Toumi no pain of thirst can cause suicide, can it?

[@ChaseyWasHere]

@@txalvrs I guess it can

[@legoman5491]

So hes ded?

[@ChaseyWasHere]

@@legoman5491 yes or he would have no have gotten a Darwin Award

[@CinnaSwirls]

The full quote is "Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back." Given this, instant death by explosion is indeed the farthest thing the person who made the quote had in mind. There's no coming back from that.

[@georgealderson4424]

I hsve never heard the second part

[@gjmguy7994]

“Calhoun County Alabama” Points at Michigan.

[@mariasanderson3624]

Specifically, Calhoun County, Michigan. 😂😂

[@shahmeertre4195]

I like the way you have happy music whilst talking about how people died

[@bobbybob3865]

One guy who was going to be executed ordered a Happy Meal as his last meal.

[@SimpleSoldierOfficial]

@@bobbybob38652 days ago on a 2 years ago comment, cool

[@abibb27]

The corona kisser story literally made me laugh.. it takes a lot for me to laugh but because it was one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard… I couldn’t help it lol

[@AbeHJ]

For the “pain for fame” Darwin Award we should make a play button

[@hillellaj]

There was another robbery case in which the guy spray painted his face blue- and was easily found and apprehended because he was the only person with a blue face.

[@j.khuster2024]

What an embarrassing idiot.😂

[@slevinchannel7589]

Kissing Strangers, whetever for Prank or whatever Reason, is perverted shit, i say.

[@cyberwarrior5939]

Officer: Hey guys look i caught papa smurf

[@faizur7]

👏👏👏👏

[@baofleurence7650]

You're supposed to take it off after the robbery, right ?

[@This_doesnt_feel_right]

*"The worst thing is that they never found the geo-cash"* Wise words by be amazed.

[@soxpeewee]

They became a geocache

[@garyjcsizmar4636]

Your last story about the man who tried to open a shell brings back some memories. In 1971 I was stationed in Virginia. Even than a lot of cannonballs from the civil war were still being found. Now people would find them and want to keep them but wanted the rust removed. A lot of these balls were filled with black powder and since I worked in a machine shop we seen a lot of them that people desired to have cleaned. We would not touch them and we were directed to contact EOD. They would x Ray the balls and most were harmless and solid but a few were hollow and filled with grapeshot. That was many years ago but I am sure it is still a problem in Souther States.

[@twistedyogert]

There really has to be a better way to get rid of unexploded ordinance.

[@Protogen2021]

1:34 Be Amazed: They soon drowned and were later found washed up along the shoreline. The music: 🎶🎵🎉🎊🎁🎵🎶

[@fangirldsq5707]

When on a school trip abroad in Rome our tour guide told us that it's important that we stay hydrated as it was a heat wave and to drink from the designated fountains. Now these fountains didn't look like the ones u c in the US, these looked like grand hotel lobby type ones with states and all. An elderly man part of our tour group, but not our school refused to drink from em. Saying "that's disgusting! I paid too much money to be drinking from a street fountain like some homeless bum!" That was the last thing I heard from him as later on in the day he passed out and was rushed to the hospital. Later found out he had died from dehydration/heat exhaustion in the hospital.

[@uzi9621]

I believe you but why would it be possible to die from dehydration in the Hospital? Don't they usually immediatly give IV's?

[@soxpeewee]

@@uzi9621 depends when they get to you. He might have had heat stroke and had his organs shut down or a heart attack

[@philiprice7875]

gotta laff the romans built a water system 2000 years ago

[@krietvohra2058]

I've died by "needing to vent" several times as well, I was ejected into space.

[@AaronDuhsaka]

Same

[@krietvohra2058]

amogus

[@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821]

and im the king of pluto

[@indiasatterly4795]

I love how he referred to dying as ‘expiring’ multiple times🤣💀

[@gabriellabordeaux5370]

It’s actually medical terminology

[@matejchudy2913]

A similar thing like the last one but with a granade also happened in Pliešovce, Slovakia two years ago. The man who did it luckily survived, but lost one arm.

[@monkeman9787]

Once my younger brother wanted to put hand sanitizer on his hand but to our surprise the sanitizer flew into our coffee, we knew what to do so we got another cup, but to this day, I can’t forget

[@michaelpettersson4919]

A bottle of hand sanitizer at my workplace had an obstruction in the nozzle that redirected the stream from down into a hand to upwards risking to hit a user eyes. Fixing the problem was easy enough but it was that way for days. Luckily no one got hurt before I fixed it.

[@theaspreysisters3587]

Your a genius!

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

@@theaspreysisters3587 *You're

[@melissawickersham9912]

Yuck. I hope you poured the tainted coffee down the drain in a sink or a toilet.

[@CjF2194]

Coral Snakes: When red touches yellow it kills a fellow

[@staceygraddick6805]

He skipped that class

[@wg9256]

Here is the full phrase: Red touch yellow kill a fellow red touch black friend a jack.

[@brianwalker3171]

In the words of Ralphy: "It was... It was... *SOAP* POISONING!"

[@phlushphish793]

"I told you not to use Lifeboy!"

[@stevemindre3926]

I love how there is happy music on the backround meanwhile its the Darwin Awards.

[@TekkGnostic]

I like the chipper sociopathic narration, such a happy attitude making cute puns about people dying and sufferinq in horrifying ways.

[@gloria88246]

Right!!!!...lol hes my favorite narrator I know he might need a vacation from time to time but I don't like when the other guy narrates lol 😂 👍

[@brawmankerlexterminateurde860]

He is sadistic

[@jeremyjohnson9585]

Yes; His puns are sooooooo on point.

[@rja9058]

The intro is literally shows our society 😂😂😂

[@brawmankerlexterminateurde860]

Life in general

[@kingghidorah102]

@@brawmankerlexterminateurde860 life in funeral

[@wolfpupgaming5922]

"if your interested on avoiding a humiliating demise subscribing is the best way to do it" Sounds more like a death threat than a invitation to watch more videos

[@nomad3641]

Idk why but the “and It causes erratic behavior” then dude comes flying from the side of the screen had me dying 😂😂

[@usmale49]

I thought that was pretty funny too!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821]

hows the afterlife

[@DemonOfCoffee]

Also, while it was just regular hand soap, my brother once drank some Tango soap in the bathroom because he thought it was an actual Tango. Never mind the fact it was in the bathroom, and drinking a random drink from somewhere like that isn't wise And the fact that it was in an obvious soap bottle with the nozzle you push down to squirt, not a Tango can. I never understood how he made such a dumb mistake and neither does he.

[@CharizardMaster69]

How drunk was he?

[@Huh_1038]

Stupidity

[@jsplayn6205]

In January 2012, a member of the special forces who call themselves “the quiet professionals” shot himself in the head while showing off his guns to a girl. Even after she requested he put the weapons away, he proceeded to show her it’s completely safe by putting the gun to his head and squeezed the trigger.

[@bobw1678]

Proof that even the best can be really stupid. The upside is that this story is noteworthy because he's the ONLY SF guy to ever be that dumb.

[@homemakingwisdom]

My husband and I both went to a gun safety class, one of the first things you learn is never point a gun at something unless your ready to shoot and expect it to shoot. At all times the barrel was pointed down even if there is no bullets and only when its time to hit the target then you point. I just am amazed that this guy was special forces.

[@Rockethead293]

I hope the girl is mentally okay... that would be terrifying to see.

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

He probably didn't realize the safety wasn't on :/

[@aaronhurtado1750]

7:06 the fact that the ambulance says langone, as in "long gone" is hilarious🤣🤣🤣

[@Chukwu.monoxide]

The number of people that have died from opening bombs in this series is intriguing

[@Nothing-fj4xh]

Be amazed:needing to vent Me:is this among us or what

[@tinodaperson7174]

Green sus

[@subarashi5430]

Yellow sus

[@trhvids]

Purple sus

[@Frightmarelordofthenightmares]

Be amazed was not the imposter 1 imposter remains

[@deeior]

2:17 dude isn’t even wearing the mask correctly

[@jacobisverycool]

Im concerned that you want to be microwaved...

[@customerservice1323]

@@jacobisverycool Uh.

[@jacobisverycool]

@@customerservice1323 because masks dont even work they only keep big droplets but the small ones get through so you can still get others sick-

[@Mach5Johnny]

Despite being broke and moving back in with my parents… I’m feeling so goddamn better!!!!!

[@maeve4686]

You should just feel fine. Until the 1960's, most families stayed together in generational homes if big enough. Societal trends are returning to this. It's a common way of life throughout the workd.

[@johnbockelie3899]

Tomorrow isn't promised to any one, live for today. Some one should tell these people that.

[@kerriannmatitsaroundalday2994]

I got divorced and moved back in with my parents. I'm ok with it ❤

[@maeve4686]

@@kerriannmatitsaroundalday2994 Congrats on your divorce. Mine was 26 years ago & I'm still happy. It was like getting out of jail free! After 21 years. Dang all those years & I've had a great 2nd half. Good luck. Take your time. I'm not remarried and at 67 yrs old , don't plan on it. Take your time. Love your self. As we early feminists said in the 70's, " A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle!" Good luck!

[@MrAwesomedude96]

Not the first time I've heard of drinking hand sanitizer. I was a medical holdover in basic training at Ft Sill back in 2016. There was a dude who decided he would try and make liquor out of hand sanitizer using a dryer, a sock, salt, a water bottle, and a bottle of Purell. He ended up getting himself and one other hospitalized, the entire battery put on a form of lockdown, and made us not be allowed to have salt packets when it came time to have chow. Both ended up surviving, but barely. The one who "distilled" the alcohol ended up getting court martialed while still in basic training of all places. Desperate shit, I guess...

[@Muffy-b1g]

Wow! Boots can do some stupid stuff! 😳

[@Jayjay11111]

Alcohol was banned for a while in Mexico after COVID started. So people tried ways to get alcohol... Some hand sanitizers were definitely safe to drink (well, as safe as alcohol). Others weren't. Poisonings like that happened all over the world. Much easier to brew your own booze, which is very easy if you have the yeast (to make beer), and certain types don't even need yeast (there's one you can make with leftover pineapple skin and sugar...). You do need to test pH to make sure you don't get botulism though.

[@geektar420]

Love ya guys!!! Really appreciate all of the useless knowledge it's fun to share with friends!!!

[@davidpigan1578]

You always have the best edits the fat guy zip-lining im dead

[@raccoonwithacomputer1677]

Priest: “DRINK BLEACH TO CLEANSE YOURSELF OF YOUR SINS!” Congregation Members: “Sounds Right.” Me, an atheist: “Noted...”

[@daniellevi7012]

I am pretty sure no religion would teach you to purposefully harm yourself for the sake of faith. So I think people do this to make themselves feel like a god that is able to influence others.

[@sorashou6229]

@@daniellevi7012 but mostly cage you by controlling your thought process and moves, and force you to make time for your "religion" ignoring the fact of your body's physical limit right?

[@Monochrome2004]

im religious or whatever, but if my priest told me to drink bleach, i was just gonna leave. god gave me brains and im gonna use it. this is why i mostly just stay home and pray by myself

[@rastaramune7893]

@@sorashou6229 You're a hundred percent right. Religion isn't a bad thing. As somebody once said: "religion is like a penis. It's good to have one, it's good to be proud of it, but when you go outside and shove it in everybody's face..." You wouldn't masturbate for hours on end, just because somebody told you that's a way to prove yourself. Not the penis's fault, probably that person's fault. I'm going to stop talking now, as I have probably grossed you out. I'm sorry, I just really wanted to use that quote...

[@S2piditysFinest]

@@rastaramune7893 ......ok

[@GaudyBo2475]

I kinda like the new intro for this series

[@death3590]

Did anyone else think the thumbnail look like he was fating

[@christophermerlot3366]

Yup. He'd gone back to the cabbage soup diet craze of the 1950s.

[@bledlbledlbledl]

was he fated to be fating? :P

[@rogued3mon414]

I love when this guy with the soothing voice talks about darwin awards

[@camzi3222]

The guy in the intro that got killed with a firework: *DOUBLE KILL-*

[@tabaxikhajit4541]

A friend of my sister got drunk with his college friends and they decided to try sliding down the stair rails on an 8 story spiral staircase. I don't know what floor he was on when he fell into the central opening, but he became paralyzed from the waist down. Some paraplegics can still reproduce, so he may or may not have won the Darwin award. Poor guy, but he still liked to go dancing with us! Even in a wheelchair, he had some moves.

[@MasterOfViewership]

Talk about not letting fate get ya down

[@robertfarrow5853]

Ah yes college. Where the purportedly more intelligent go to be educated . Many of the Darwin Awards are from these centres of excellence. Don't put your daughter's in the dorms Mrs Worthington, it's worse than the Stage.

[@blackmedea1181]

Many? Like 50%? Maybe watch all of the episodes again. I guess 5% is more accurate....

[@madkirk7431]

10:00 Guy: MY CHUTE WON'T OPEN! His freind: **tries to look shocked** Looks like somebody wanted insurance money.