Beanie Babies - SNL

[@tianamasso54]

"Any beanie babies without a victim complex" underrated line. LOL

[@soyitiel]

Was my favorite

[@bgbone2956]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kab9706]

Such a brilliant line.

[@NestorCustodio]

"Halt the beanie machines at once" is both the most sinister and the most idiotic thing I've ever heard. Love it.

[@pennyrose6839]

It was hilarious and you could tell that she was having a hard time acting like it wasn't 😂😂😂

[@NickShvelidze]

Execute order 66

[@no_peace]

Peak SNL

[@gluggitysmitty6716]

@@no_peace 💕1 💕 💕💕A AA

[@emic138]

hilarious that for Rico they ignored the whole “desexualized” and “send nudes” thing and focused on how BBs don’t know that they die 😂

[@bunnyluver2176]

Right 😂

[@alyssajohnson6037]

There was a lot going on in that one 😂

[@Breezy-is4gu]

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[@hollybear7959]

Didn’t know they made a James Charles Beanie Baby

[@love2shop469]

@@hollybear7959 my daughter has the "rico" doll I couldn't unsee the rico name, now I can unsee the james charles 🤦‍♀️

[@stoptorturingme]

aidy enjoys herself the most when she plays a conservative christian white lady

[@autumn7809]

Taking out the trauma of growing up in arizona

[@cottonhairedaesthetic2005]

I live in Arizona and before we went blue this place was shit lol

[@Jamietheroadrunner]

Not only was she raised in Arizona but Aidy went to the same school as Megan McCain. Watch the episode of the View with Aidy as a guest, the poor girl has dead eyes and a fake smile frozen on her face every time Megan talks to her, lol!

[@Breezy-is4gu]

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[@amirahm85able]

It’s weird to hear his English accent

[@rumpelstillkills8036]

Must get rid of toxicity in the community.

[@eamon2please]

*toxic

[@pollardk.1116]

Might

[@eamon2please]

@@Fourtune1 Yes. kzbin.info/www/bejne/l5bSqZpund1gosU

[@amandauribe9912]

Lmao

[@Growmetheus]

Starts with restraint. People cant even hold their tongues in front of kids anymore. Pathetic

[@amberdoty83]

If this was a real thing, I could see us as adults slowly reading each tag until we find a beanie that best suits our current situation🤔

[@Glaemis]

Lowkey want that to exist

[@bunnyluver2176]

😂🤣😂

[@LeAlejx]

"us adults" What???

[@jrscisneros]

1:50 this is how I access my rage, my sadness

[@Breezy-is4gu]

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[@carlos-ricardochambers8486]

Aidy & Bowen in a sketch together is comedy gold. They're both the same kinda quacks who fully commit to a sketch.

[@joshiahayash]

Except one of them is funny and the other is Bowen Yang

[@bmichael1165]

@@joshiahayash 100%

[@treefiddytwoo]

@hnel435 we get it, y’all like your token gay asian

[@joshiahayash]

@hnel435 Bowen Yang has been on for two seasons now. This isn't Day 1, he just is not funny. He's had two years to prove me wrong

[@adriennec26]

Ikr I love them in a sketch together hilarious 😂😂😂

[@maggie6431]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! my mom used to write the names and poems for ty beanie babies!!!!!! can’t believe they made a sketch about that job in 2021 kajdbfjsj but i’m very grateful they did

[@kmilfort]

What year did she do it?!

[@maggie6431]

@@kmilfort she did it from 1998-2008!! she wrote about 90% of them in that timespan. so if you have beanies from that time, chances are my mom did the name and poem!

[@danielmazola2381]

@@maggie6431 holy crap. 10 years. can you please post a vid of her talking about it and the process?

[@melissasaint3283]

@@maggie6431 if she is legally allowed to do that, it would be so interesting!

[@funkeediscotek]

That is awesome!

[@bilalhamid7728]

I love how kaluuya said modem instead of a router. Its making me think he memorized some of the lines and his brain filled it in with what was most natural for him.

[@helenburke1194]

Yes! I noticed that too, I thought maybe they changed the line last minute or something. So dedicated!

[@sarah08177]

I’ll take your entire stock sir

[@Breezy-is4gu]

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[@davidcohen4518]

how she breaks right at the end is priceless

[@Breezy-is4gu]

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[@leondeveraux4485]

Aidy just wanted to say "Halt the Beanies machines at once" 🤣🤣🤣

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

Great continuation of the Barbie sketch lmao. Do Tamagotchi's next.

[@itirnitii]

this gave me harry styles sara lee's instagram account writer vibes.

[@Breezy-is4gu]

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[@mariaquiet6211]

They should do furbies but instead of making jokes they just burn the hideous soulless monsters on a pyre

[@jakehoffman2806]

"And don't look them in the eyes, THEY'LL BREAK YOUR HEART" Who hurt you ms girl?

[@Breezy-is4gu]

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[@sumared]

This is right up there with the Sara Lee Instagram 😂

[@Van-hb4gi]

Sara Lee!

[@fomoran]

Must reduce toxic in beanie baby community

[@canaisyoung3601]

Or those Barbie Instagram sketches.

[@randocalrissian9217]

“Off-beanie” I love it

[@samfrodo]

"Are there any beanies in the pile that don't have a victim complex" 😂😂

[@JamesCalbraith]

Ah yes, the famous TY Tower.

[@MrBruh281]

Welcome to the joke

[@Breezy-is4gu]

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[@21972012145525]

Is there a real ty building?!

[@sofiaandom8303]

“if they shut up and keep paying for their drinks” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@realmyspaceboss]

Anybody catch Daniel said "modem" when it actually said "router"

[@bla_ank]

The script edit didn't catch up to the graphics department I guess

[@IDiggPattyMayonnaise]

Could've been a culturally mix up. Maybe he's used to saying modem. Like how people from the UK say mobile instead of cellphone.

[@cashwin45]

@@IDiggPattyMayonnaise Yeah... I'm pretty sure you're right lmfao. It's not a "mess up" it's literally a synonym used in different regions. I doubt either the people writing the script or Daniel made a mistake.

[@jojomakes]

Ashwin Chatterji it’s a mistake, because Daniel is supposed to be reading off the beanie tags in the sketch, but instead he’s reading the cards behind Bowen. The words are written differently. It happens a lot in sketches like this where they’re supposed to be reading what’s in front of them to seem more realistic but aren’t

[@radacious29]

@@IDiggPattyMayonnaise Modem and Router are two different things

[@samlibutti]

As always please present each beanie on the beanie pedestal is oddly enough one of the funnier lines in this skit for barely being a joke at all.

[@harryr5785]

1:17 his little chuckle and hello😭❤️

[@TexasGal.]

It was so cute.

[@benzaiten933]

I love how Aidy simply dropped the beanies on the floor once they were done with it.

[@sophieclarkin8914]

i need more of these, i’m shedding full tears

[@bunnyluver2176]

“My birthday was that day” I’m fucking 💀

[@lornaginetteharrison7168]

"And _DON‘T_ look them in the eyes! *THEY’LL BREAK YOUR HEART!!!"💔* _ESPECIALLY_ *NOT* Julio the _'My birthday is May 5th, oh my God, I’m turning 50',_ soul quiveringly, existential crisis-inducing Seal Pup’s eyes!🥺😳😭

[@Breezy-is4gu]

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[@ellalivingston3947]

I like that he said hello to each of them. And lol so happy this is kinda like that sara lee sketch. Same sense lol

[@healinggrounds19]

I loved the Sara Lee sketch !!

[@ellalivingston3947]

@@healinggrounds19 cracked me up haha

[@andrespereydaresearch]

1:00 "This feels a little off Beanie" This skit is surreal AND hilarious!

[@shinyoctane3089]

I like how Aidy is just dropping them on the floor each time lol

[@paige4128]

"Children want to know when their toy was born." LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!

[@jessicawang5604]

this is what happens to daniel kaluuya's character in the proud parents sketch after he finishes college with his creative writing degree. parents are NOT proud lol

[@ZMacGregor]

Daniel was the dad actually

[@bunnyluver2176]

His American accent is so good I forgot he was British until this skit. Great host fs.

[@christineferreira2181]

This reminds me of those dark Barbie skits they had a couple seasons ago. Daniel was funny af

[@mara4105]

These are my favorite

[@bleepiestofbloops]

Two cut for time sketches worth posting, but we still got "Half Brother?!"

[@hihowareyouthen]

Hey, I loved Half Brother!

[@sarahoshea9603]

Yeah, I love Keenan but Half Brother sucked. Who can relate to that?

[@hahah9650]

Seriously this one was so much better than most all of the others that DIDN't get cut...?!?!?

[@hawktalon7890]

@@hahah9650 I've noticed that a lot of SNL's "cut for time" sketches have been better than what's actually been aired. Especially lately.

[@betticola]

cut for time?? are you kidding! this is one of the best concepts snl has put out in a while come onnnn

[@phoebeioelara6009]

that "wobble wobble" killed me wtf Now I'm gonna say "wobble wobble" out loud every time I go to bed depressed

[@davidadams2395]

It brought VIC's _Wobble_ to mind.

[@Summysun624]

His first ever role was in a bbc dark comedy called Psychoville, and his storyline involved a blind and creepy beanie baby collector

[@jneilson7568]

Yes! Glad someone else noticed, lol.

[@Aeh1286]

Really?! That’s even more hilarious

[@vintagesoup79]

Yes was about to say the same thing. Good show and Daniel was excellent in it.

[@__-zd9hg]

I worry he will be typecast in Beanie Baby dealer roles.

[@kate_6436]

Omg is writing the beanie tags a real job? I want that job

[@judealtman8183]

"You said 'write what you know'" oh my poor boy what happened to you

[@Isabelle-js3ln]

"my birthday is feb14z whatever" idk why that took me out hahhaa

[@GaryTurbo]

The way Bowen says "oh my god I'm turning 50" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@gingerauraat9279]

The way he said hello/hi to almost all of them when he set them on display 😂

[@RuttorBlacksand]

1:16 "This is Nibbles. Hello" xD

[@lickitysplit3575]

This is easily one of their best sketches imo lmao

[@MrWolfchamp-xi3cu]

The stories here. Man. I relate to on some level. "Desexualized by friends" "Everyone is scared of the pandemic when it comes time to spend time with me" "Wondering if rejection is a societal problem" It's like the writers were reading my mind when they wrote this.

[@oddishhonor]

So you have a victim complex? Cool.

[@dianef617]

@@Fourtune1 All that stuff sounded very incel-ish ... I mean I'm sure you're not proud of relating to it, but I ask ya'll to please re-evaluate & reflect on your need for validation from others. Trust me, I know how flawed the world is, but when you truly stop measuring yourself by others' arbitrary standards, it's very freeing... It may not seem like it, but here is more to life... idk I guess I'm just trying to say: stop being dependent on others for your self-image & self-fulfillment.

[@coopercalled]

@@Fourtune1 lmao I hope you realise that comparing yourself to abused children is peak victim complex

[@tangye3698]

@@coopercalled maybe there is abuse involved and people don't bring it up straight away.

[@MrWolfchamp-xi3cu]

@@dianef617 Incel-ish? Or forced loneliness. Its not necessarily about not having sex. For some it could be the simple desire to hold a girl's hand. Or it could be a combination of both. It's not a situation one asks to be in. It's tough.

[@biggmonie]

😂😂😂😂I'm crying!!! This caught me off gaurd! Didn't expect this skit to be so funny!😂😂

[@ElementalWhispers]

I need a part 2, 3 and 4

[@ssilva872]

This was totally Sara Lee's little sister.

[@claireebrophyy]

dustin is the new dylan. always complaining abt threesomes gone wrong lmaooo

[@arlo247]

Omg Daniel Kaluuya's SNL show is one of the best in a longgg time lol. I mean, theyre always good, but I love him he is great in this in every skit :)

[@mermaidtingzzz]

Andy was going off the deep end in those last few lines 😂

[@psdstreloop8199]

I love how the text reads "ROUTER" but he uses Modem instead.. lol

[@Sky2theRim]

Ty just knows there's a business here. they need to make an adult section of the brand.

[@mattier.9095]

I love these Sara Lee cakes, Barbie, Beanie baby skits, product skit. Creative and funny.

[@crimson_sky]

I love how she said ‘There IS a god and HE is...’

[@meganarnold8221]

I love that he says hello to the Beanies as he introduces them.

[@jessicas.6235]

Aidy and Bowen’s combined super-dramatic acting is a force

[@dumeerev]

This is golden, I can't believe it got cut 😂

[@sideeswipe]

I’m getting Harry Styles flashbacks

[@AngelofMusic04]

Well, Nibbles is constantly in three ways and concerned about the toxic nature of it all.

[@lindsayalisonstevens3592]

These beanie bios are everything 😂😂😂

[@michaelcarli]

crazy how great the julio/bowen sketches are

[@thehermeticlibrary2581]

This is a perfect sketch. Yang and Bryant must be the writers for this one, their comedy styles mesh so well together.

[@sawyermiedema8501]

OH MY GOD "YOU SAID WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW"

[@estherahn1513]

Im sad they cut this. I liked this better than most sketches

[@leoclips2179]

I swear the first beanie is me, the worst part is my bday is the same as the beanie😂

[@russellhinton9272]

Best episode this season

[@MumNeesh22]

"... okay? Why are you even in New York? Grow up." 🤣😂😂

[@diamondholloway5847]

😂😂😂😂 his whole mood changed after that first beanie was presented 😂😂😂😂😂

[@GoodnWise]

Daniel Kaaluya takes each of these skits to a higher level.

[@ascent8487]

My best friend/ex gave my hedgehog beanie (hedgie of course) a sad story he knew I’d be a sucker for. One night the doorbell rings and I come to answer. There is beautiful lit oil lamp. Beside that was a little hedgehog with one missing ear and a note. The note stated that hedgie was a war orphan. He’d lost his ear in the same bombing that had tragically killed his parents. Consequently he was looking for a new family. 😢 when he heard me whimper he came from around the corner giggling. A few tears had already fallen and a mother was born. Lol. My best friend has passed. Hedgie lives on my dashboard where I see him daily. ❤️

[@johndow7689]

Hahahaha 🤣 @ "Off-Beanie" Excellent skit concept!

[@missladyanonymity]

Tea Leaf! Stole mr Lomax's precious snappy the 🐊!

[@Alexandra_Wolf]

The dolphin is a Pisces. It’s perfect. Love the water, water sign.

[@donners365]

Got excited when I saw this. Hoped it would be a throwback/link to Daniels role as "Tealeaf" in BBC Comedy series Psychoville, where Daniel played an assistant to an eccentric man who collected beanie-style plush toys, and helped in the search for Mr Snappy - the holiest of holys!

[@jneilson7568]

His commodities!

[@peadar-o]

I guess leaving my diary on iCloud was a mistake because the SNL writers got to read it, and access my pain...

[@JimBobe]

Awww! I hope you feel better! You people deserve to be happy

[@peadar-o]

@@JimBobe It’s not bad. Only turning 41, not 50... 🤫

[@katiee4396]

this and the Sara Lee sketch have the same energy

[@anthonyitaliano7316]

Did he really just say modem instead of router when he was literally reading off the screen? Damn, that's ingrained

[@alfie6441]

Probably thought it was more authentic

[@cyrannodb]

He's probably reading from the cue cards rather than the screen and the cards said modem. Probably there was a last-minute change and only one of the two got updated.

[@lucastea9533]

i thought he said motor lmao

[@georgiabundick]

“children want to know when their toy was born” floors me

[@calumsanderson6741]

This went into real Dr Evil territory at the end and I'm living for it.

[@whyisthomyorke]

I would get back into beanie babies if they were like this

[@ravennalipchik5723]

More Julio sketches!!!!

[@jayyyzeee6409]

"Halt...the beanie machines...at once!"

[@donnawatson845]

Is he the Get Out actor? Very handsome!!

[@bamboozleberry2786]

Every single one was on point with their zodiac sign

[@hangoutwithme346]

I would start buying beanies again in my 30s if they actually came with these back stories ✍🏻👀

[@drkarenswrld]

Bowen is really funny, glad he’s getting more time

[@TheEduardoReyes]

The fact that she is throwing them on the floor. 💀

[@evBeef]

!! Daniel Kaluuya and beanie babies? - anyone remember psychoville?

[@leannegriffinireland]

You mean the holy of holies??

[@rdr4095]

Been searching for the frat skit, where it at?

[@yellowhailtail]

This one was so hilarious. "Wobble Wobble" lol. Right up there with the Barbie sketch.

[@skdh228]

This was weird and I loved it

[@kathryndipietro8974]

All I know is, I need to go find myself one of those adorable Kiki bats, pronto! ☺💜🦇

[@HiveMistress]

The Beanies look like they're thinking "Don't laugh, don't laugh, remember sad story...don't...laugh!" XD

[@61Slughi]

So this is the third cut for time sketch with Kaluuya? Didn't know SNL had so many back-up sketches for one show.

[@calstatelynn1787]

Oh shit my ribs are hurting this shit is too funny

[@delcenethemanlyman9028]

As someone who had a beanie baby obsession as a kid and refused to ever cut off the tags in case I forgot what they said, I very much appreciated this

[@shainajoseph5040]

okay maybe this is the best sketch of the episode

[@WonderWhatHappened]

This hit the writer of the script a little close to home.

[@dazem8]

"Please present each beanie on the beanie pedestal." classy 😆

[@ZacharySchultedotcom]

This was cut but it was a better sketch than the whole night combined lol

[@richardbarnes5432]

How did this not get aired over some of the others?