Beans | Stand Up Comedy by Rahul Dua

[@TheRahulDua]

Guys. I'm touring the country with my special "Oh Hello!", tickets for which are available here: @t Cities for which tickets are available: 12th Jan - Kota, Rajasthan 17th Jan - Ahmedabad, Gujarat 18th Jan - Vadodara, Gujarat 19th Jan - Surat, Gujarat 25th Jan - Hyderabad, Telangana Cities for which tickets will be live soon: 28th Feb: Ludhiana, Punjab 06th Mar: Chandigarh 07th Mar: Jalandhar, Punjab 08th Mar: Amritsar, Punjab and the rest - Patiala, Nagpur, Nasik, Raipur, Allahabad, Vijaywada, Jammu, Jaipur, Vashi, Mumbai, Guwahati, Dehradun More shows been planned in Delhi, Bangalore and Pune. Please stay tuned. Thank you :)

[@shikhaparashar8157]

When are you coming to Delhi?!

[@sarangwanjari5529]

Bahot bakwaas...Learn the stand from Sundeep Sharma, Zakir Khan.

[@UEIShreyaRay-hh8us]

@@sarangwanjari5529 uska khudka style hai bro... Agr abb sab ek dusre ki copy karne lagenge toh bhai unique kya rahega...

[@parishabansod6053]

Is there any plan for nagpur..

[@amanvaish8972]

Hello Rahul... Very nice, when you are planning for allahabad

[@saharshhpathe]

Biswa once said “Standup comedian is not a person saying funny things. It is a person who is funny and just saying things” Rahul Dua is that person who is absolutely funny and just saying normal things.

[@saharshhpathe]

abhiyash kohli thanks bhai, you’re a true rahul dua fan.b

[@pranavdeepak1486]

When did Biswa say it?

[@sailaab]

abhiyash kohli .. thanks to Ambani and NDA.. log pakodas bechney ke baad free time mein online CTRL-C CTRL-V karte rehte heiN

[@BhoopeshBhola01]

The beauty is Biswa never said it,it was said by a drummer of a band,biswa clarified this in journey of a joke with abish,but people just start quoting this in name of Biswa without knowing the fact,go check it.

[@youarecorrectiamwrongbecau1338]

Bhai yeh line Maine jokes se jyaada baar suni hai

[@PrasitGhimire]

Everyone heard, "she's scary" 😂

[@jatin24_74]

Asal me kya tha ....mujhe samjh nahi aaya

[@PrasitGhimire]

@@jatin24_74 She's caring bola tha bhai. Fast boldiya to she's scary sunaidiya

[@freakyt322]

Yup bro 😅😅😅

[@BusinessBuzzPlus]

Thank you😊😂

[@poojamblik528]

Me too! Actually after hearing 'she's scary', when he asked what happened y r u all laughing, I thought even that was also a part of his joke! 😂🤣😂

[@udayansingh6788]

*"Oyo rooms is a reproductive establishment"* ~ Rahul Dua 2019

[@jashajain8372]

😝😝😝😝😂😂😂

[@rajatgarg3820]

MEDICAL BIRTH- CAUSE REPORT (Mr. Udayan Singh) SAYS : bhaisaab apka paiida shuru hona b ~oye ke room me hua tha

[@slim-esumit7497]

People : Standup comedies are all about modi, metro and cabs *le Rahul dua: Hold my beans😂

[@mohammedrizwan7242]

1st video -jeans 2nd video -beans 😂😂😂

[@Karan.Singh_._]

You forgot Trump

[@TheRahulDua]

Next is a cross over episode. Beans in Jeans.

[@jashajain8372]

U missed trump video

[@jashajain8372]

@@TheRahulDua 😝😝😝🤘👍 eagerly waiting

[@nachiketdeodhar7571]

@@TheRahulDua scenes

[@shriyaagrawal3508]

If dua lipa marries rahul dua she will become dua dua😂 #Justarandomthought 😂

[@financechulla]

shriya agrawal This girl’s caring

[@knight_23]

@ALPHA MALE By his nostrils

[@arpitsathavara6781]

Please, don't think randomly. Please😐😅

[@janhavijani]

Reminds me of Rahul Subramanian's Anu Malik joke😅😂

[@rishabhrkabra]

Bhuvan bam inspired?

[@disha8332]

That reference to his last stand up on South Bombay parties

[@mattdamon16]

Aloo : Aunty thand lag rahi hai bun daaldo please 😂😂😂 epic!!

[@jashajain8372]

😝😝

[@vaibhavglasgow]

i can't stop laughing after listening that hahah

[@somu.22]

The way he said *"with a **-Z-** (eh-dtuh-jah)"* I completely lost it 😂 And also he explained the pronunciation through subtitles *LOL*

[@kamyagupta4030]

yes ❤️😂

[@filafernandes6510]

I just love this guy. Makes the most simplest things seem soo funny. I just loved it.

[@ektasaikia7153]

Its very interesting how he mentions about the times when a joke failed to land and then transforms that bit into a joke in itself which ends up being hilarious. He's a very smart comedian.

[@Subtlesleeves]

Aisle waala naya joke add kiye ho set mai ekdum aag laga diye ho 🔥

[@vandanabansal120]

5:22 jeans ka reference... "Housewarming parties" loved it😂😂😂

[@namkilpady]

You're fast becoming one of my favourite stand-up comics.

[@dinanshubiswas2026]

"i hate china now".......we have a visionary among us

[@jainamj15]

Among us😳

[@anne-cx3fn]

I find that quite sus

[@whydidyoueatmycake3019]

a m o g u s

[@-rkade-7908]

amogus red sus funny

[@thatman6916]

Sus

[@kartiksharma9046]

Freedom of speech is inversely proportional to length of disclaimer... 😂

[@vishwasgirdher]

Glt bol gye pandey ji disclaimer jitna lmba utna khul k bol skta h

[@sailaab]

eyerunnycul but true [if Peetjha ≈ Pizza, then ¿≈ ironical ¿]

[@TheRahulDua]

Ye bhi same comment as last video. Main agla video same daal raha hu. Jab tum logo ne creative nahi hona to main kyu hou!

[@kartiksharma9046]

@@TheRahulDua My bad, I get it... Next time creativity on the rise 🤘😎 Ye naam yaad kr lo, mast comment aane wala hai Bhai 😅

[@kartiksharma9046]

@@TheRahulDua Btw aapke videos same ho ya alag, honge ass tattering hi 😅

[@jayashreesahu9992]

My mom literally asked me whether she should make aloo beans for lunch while I was watching this.

[@abhishek20708]

The only comedian who is successful after coming out of the comicstaan... 😂😂😂

[@ashutoshbhondele5568]

Nishant is more popular in circuit

[@abhishek20708]

@@ashutoshbhondele5568 who? 🤔

[@manashejmadi]

Prashasti is also pretty popular.

[@maggot8744]

Aakash Gupta is also there.

[@shahwayne4302]

@@maggot8744 akash Gupta was famous before comicstaan

[@yashkamat4842]

5:14 I legit got a pizza ad here😂😂

[@nirliptpatnaik1760]

Epic 🤣🤣 She'sCaring

[@navideology]

She scaring 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jashajain8372]

Audience thought scary

[@jayantmalik69]

Gauravzone is dead. kzbin.info/www/bejne/movNgZ6hg994qKc

[@AK-zq8dt]

O boy,it was my first time watching you....and I loved your script as well as your body language's amalgamation with it! Keep doing this...you rock!

[@SujitKrGhosh-of9no]

I just love this guy. He knows how to make regular & normal things seem so funny & meaningful too. He's got his own style. Loved it. Awesome.

[@tom.5122]

First : Jeans Now : Beans Next : Teens Just an idea.....

[@Cj_chiranjay]

Rahul Dua is always rocking everytime he performs!

[@hrishitaharishnayal]

4:27 aur aagey ka was LIT....🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@sabotage3127]

8:19 mins. Of continuos laugh ... Amazing brdr ... Much love🖤🖤🖤made my day

[@keshavsingh9761]

bhai first time dekh rha hu tumhe ...... natural comedy mja aa gya keep doing and upload on time

[@martinibabe9616]

That pronunciation hit was Lit af!! You’re amaziingggg ❤️being punjabi myself i can relate most of it

[@sailaab]

*+nimbupani babe* agar ho sakey tou batayeiN ki agar meme ko maymay nahi, meem pronounce karte heiN, tou kya meri phast kajin Peep ki jeans pehanti hai? aur kya (uski bitiya) meri niece ko mooms pasand heiN?

[@lameyashshorts5992]

1:28 [ Kaher Ka Husn To Dekho ] It should be *Husn Ka Kaher To Dekho* #improvisation 😂😂

[@milishadubhashe6910]

That's what the joke was...

[@Hpreet-lv9om]

In punjabi its kehar ka husan!!

[@swambhabmallick2750]

bro u need to get the unimprovised form in a correct way

[@prachiemahale8458]

I was waiting like hell for your new video after watching your Trump video...plz stay uptated🔥❤️❤️

[@Kamal6113]

You are perfect blend of being funny and saying funny things. Loved your video. Plz upload more

[@hassratsran3180]

Ohmygod😂😂😂 I’m imagining his mother saying that and I can fathom her saying that!!! Because she was my class teacher in high school! She’s pretty chill though...

[@TheRahulDua]

Kaunsa? Girls Convent ya Boys Convent?

[@rajatgarg3820]

@@TheRahulDua arey tu boht vela hai ..chal agle Content di tyari krr okaa ? ...te agli vaar masala nva ho na chahida .. wmk love ju bro

[@meenakshigupta5731]

He intentionally didn't put captions for that scary and caring part......🤣🤣🤣🤣.....Nailed it man.....

[@chiragmore6833]

"Thand lag rahi hai bun daaldo", 😂😂🤣🤣

[@koolritz22]

Very hilarious and intelligently written. Awesome Sir! So proud of you.

[@Harsh_Porwal]

5:08 anyone else get that "It's Mehico" reference.

[@netraparihar867]

Mexico😂

[@raunaksingh9208]

@@netraparihar867 its main - hee-ko

[@RaniSingh-pp5vn]

As I belong to a middle class family,4:28-5:20 ...was soooooo soooooo relatableeeeeee🤣

[@hilariousharry1890]

22g loved your performance! Love from Punjab!

[@SD-gz7my]

This just proves how much he has grown in comicstaan! U r the real winner for me♥️

[@azmeenwadia395]

Now I just have to try this magic topping Pizza....😎😊

[@sailaab]

Bhindi, Lauki, Drumsticks aur naariyal, ajwaain/ jeera flavours/ toppings bhi try karna. it's an unparalleled experience

[@haseebnedarya4327]

Goodluck...😃😃😃😜

[@sailaab]

*Azmeen Wadia* _comment deleted by user_ @sailaab Yaar tum kabhi bhi Master Chef mat baniyo!!! ↘REPLY↙ *+Azmeen ji* haha😊 ...hum "angrezoN ke jamane ke jailor" heiN.. hamare liye Masterchef bann na.. baaye haath ka khel hai.. sabko baingan aur karela toppings wala peejha khilaaunga haha😁

[@TheRahulDua]

bhai sun. Try karna hai to naya hairstyle kar, naya shampoo naya shirt kar. Ye mat karna please

[@sailaab]

mai tou takla huin.. aur pubic hair ko shampoo nahi karta.. main tou yeh hee karunga bhai

[@LaibaKhan-wz8lv]

I have watched it for like 10 times and every time its awesome Amazing new raw and entertaining as the very first time..

[@juzerjamali4133]

Hey Rahul wonderful content man. fresh jokes. Really enjoyed it.

[@anamikabhusal]

Really Man ..... Bahut changa kaam kitna hain . 🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Pet aur muh dono dard ho gaye haste haste .

[@anamcaur7193]

Hhhahahahhahahahha i was waiting for you 😂😂😂 Thank you for uploading After jeans i love beans

[@vscricketsports5995]

Waao ..u r just wonderful , so talented ..ur homework is too guud , ur pauses , humor 👌👌..wanna meet one day 💕💕

[@heythere3330]

Bhai cant affort tickets pls collab with amazon or netflix so we can watch through torrent 😔

[@SS-rd6cv]

Lol....same here bro😂😂😂

[@ishanchauhan7353]

😂 😂 😂

[@onkarsingh8221]

4:50 Yeahh, me too.

[@ketankumarsingh1]

I see a star in you,brother!❤️

[@sukhadakulkarni9428]

Hey Rahul....love your content and performance....always fresh and happening....keep it up 👍👍👍😃

[@saurabh3206]

really good stand up . i love when he talks with audience

[@Shenaniganz_z]

Super. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Pichhle wale incidente ko mix kr k mast tha. 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@Harpreetsingh-wr4tg]

The best part 01:47🤣😂😂🤣

[@sunnykhemka3423]

Rahul Sir u r mind blowing 💯 U have a great sense of humor waiting for more videos so that I can learn more from you. Best stand up comedian till date 😍😍

[@guri1920]

I felt his pain when he said "i had that pizza" Bcz i had too😶

[@MujZaidi]

Jaani, Thumbs up from Pakistan. Kia banda hai yaar.. Great comedy Rahul.. Keep it up bruv. You're the only Hindi/Urdu Standup comedian I listen to man..

[@SachinSharma-kv1eq]

Last line was deadly bro!!! 😂

[@arnabhazarika1789]

This is soooo relatable on another level! Too good 😂😂

[@rajthakar8678]

The way he present every joke it's really hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@nehakhatri9196]

This video is on my trending from many days and i was avoiding it till not but now i have finished watching it and it was just lit.loved it and laughed so hard.

[@scorrpion]

And My reaction is like " Ha Toh 😒" That was epic 😆😆😆

[@MissMandhyanTravels]

Best standup ever seen. Absolute love. 🌟🌟

[@rahulmodiya2243]

Keep this genuine and mix of observation humour. God bless you beer ❤️

[@abhilashasingh5149]

Dui sahab aap kamaal ho Mazza aa gaya

[@gamingstriker6219]

“Picche se gaand fati mein chef ayaa......." 😂😂😂😂

[@sonalisinghchauhan4173]

U r the best...i really enjoy ur videos all the tym...you have the best way to make us happy..absolutely amazing comic timing..😘❤

[@WeightLossbyVartika]

Lov u yaar

[@rulzniks]

Loved it Mr Rahul Dua specially date like " 4 letter ka muaah nahi woh muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah paapi dekar sair par nikal jato Hain, n Oyo rooms checkin, swag n aisle seat"

[@pavanjaiswal4201]

Your face expression Mind blowing.

[@virade294]

Lovvvvveeeeee his content, ekdam mazedaaaaar

[@vaibhavikabra2863]

EPICCCCC🙌🙌🙌🙌🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@gurkiratsinghanand5838]

Rahul, pretty funny video, jeanspreet itni hassi sunke bahut khush hui and hum tumhare jokes sunke bahut khush hue

[@rakshitubbott4360]

It's 'bean' a hilarious 'pidza' performance 😛😉

[@samruddhi1412]

Simply superb 👏👏👏👏👏👏 Great sense of timing

[@PRIYANKAGUPTA-kv9qr]

I love your jokes ... do post more like these 😊

[@mirdulamadhu320]

Burger ki izzat...🤣🤣🤣 wah bhai wah..👍🏻👍🏻

[@fridayLord]

4:51 Everyone does

[@Silent_Spark_]

I love the way he speaks.

[@MrVaibhav2625]

He said she’s scary at first on purpose!!

[@ketan23107]

Attitude is everything wow! Tune to ankhe kholdi hamari👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@MrVaibhav2625]

ketan joshi always there for people like you bro

[@ketan23107]

😂😂😂. Sarcasm samaj uncle. Attitude is not everything. Common sense must!

[@MrVaibhav2625]

ketan joshi tu nahi samjha sarcasm bro omg 😂😂😂😂

[@Nimesh_Rs7]

Sarcasm war.😂🤣

[@sushpta4710]

Rahul you are amazing. One of my favorite comedians :)

[@that_girlwithwings]

LoL if that would've been true I'll be dying before eating that magic topping 😂😂

[@emperor_x_gaming]

Many many congratulations for 1m just saw right now while repeating your old videos ✨🥳

[@sukhman7439]

6:09 sometimes he looks like Mr. Bean😂😂😂😂

[@samriddhijain932]

Then, you must watch nishant suri....( You'll change your mind)

[@tanyasingh1934]

Found another most funny stand up comedian...more videos awaited

[@Sandy_ch7]

loved ur vdos . watched it so much that i remember that u used that annual function dialogue on ndtv show few years ago....

[@TheRahulDua]

Waah! aapki memory ki daad dena chaahunga dost. Thank you :)

[@Sandy_ch7]

@@TheRahulDuaDua that made my day ...loads of love to u. I think I'm gonna bring those biscuits now for real, not for my neighbor or guest but just for u .. hope to meet u one day in our city Ludhiana.

[@rajatgarg3820]

@@Sandy_ch7 Rahul Dua .. message him ..dm hi man ! .menu b bla leo kathe party party krange ..

[@Sandy_ch7]

@@rajatgarg3820I hope he replies he being a busy person .. I don't think so he has been in the city from years...but i will try to contact him on instagram... tenu v bula lau bai lol

[@johnsingh8381]

My favorite Stand Up Comedian

[@ashishpareek4910]

Dude grown up in comedy after comicstaan .good to see u

[@TheRahulDua]

Bada hi acha lagta hai By God ye dekkhe k log shuru se journey follow kar rahe hain. Boht shukrguzaar aapka

[@ashishpareek4910]

Waitn to see u live in jodhpur #the punchliners comedy ..

[@farhatseema317]

@@TheRahulDua Bhai iss saal Kolkata pe show karne aana please🙏

[@Krishan.Bansal]

Super bhai... 😂 😂 😂 😂 She's scary to gajab hi tha.

[@ohhewritestoo298]

Me: bro girlfriend hai? Jeans: baby beans, come here sweetheart

[@shalmaligadgil9370]

It was hilarious....Now thinking of ordering a pizza with the magical topping "Beans"...😜😜😜

[@AryanGupta-jn7dp]

Man... Yo deserved to win Comicstaan S01. But you're a great comedian and I hope you'll gain much more success in coming years🤗

[@TheJames786tabs]

I showed this to my mom. Shes laughing so hard😂😂😂

[@mattdamon16]

Oyo room is a reproductive establishment 😂😂😂

[@jashajain8372]

😝😂

[@raviramani86]

She is caring..scaring part was just awesome Mr. dua...way to go! Keep it up..

[@dbzard907]

I consider myself lucky to see this ( and all his previous videos ) live His stage presence was better than even Biswa

[@rajshreeK1]

No one can be better than Biswa

[@aviknash]

Superb !!! Excellent !!! Jhakaas !!!

[@autisticvampire2403]

4:50 : *"I hate China now"* *I FELT THAT*

[@MrSchoolboykk]

Good command on language plus funny plus Punjabi. Naturally a Killer combo

[@ruchikakerketta3356]

This guy hits it completely out of the ballpark... Awesome man... And even I thought he said his girlfriend's scary 🤣🤣🤣

[@fatboyrecordsinc.7773]

Scaring carrring whatever... Dat part was just masterpiece bro !!