BEASTY BANGGANG - Dan and Phil play: GANG BEASTS

[@emilythomson418]

"beware the bear, biTCH" - Daniel Howell 2016

[@gemmalynnmcl]

Emily Thomson finally I found someone that actually spelled Daniel right

[@FluffishPuppy]

+Gem_Gem wait. Who spells Daniel wrong?

[@katiecurtis6819]

Bea ikr

[@jada2656]

Gem_Gem How do you spell Daniel wrong?

[@kaitlynizaunicorn5623]

How the hell do you spell it wrong

[@beetosbeef]

"Phil, where were are you? I needed you to grab me!" - Dan Howell 2k16

[@tiny3486]

Bella i read this comment as dan said that

[@irumara]

Bella *where* not *we're*

[@lunapotter3328]

Sarah Rumfallo Actually it would be *were* not *where*

[@chrisa7920]

Luna Potter No she was right it's "where"

[@lucreziatm]

.

[@dreamsmpclips9408]

every Dan and Phil games video: Phil: greets audience by calling them a noun Dan: mocks noun Phil: defends noun

[@connorhateshumanity5425]

THE CAT WHISKERS COME FROM WITHIN actually dan edits all videos and phil makes the thumbnails

[@carriebyrne5136]

THE CAT WHISKERS COME FROM WITHIN so true

[@blehcharlie]

Every Dan and Phil games video: Same noun comment

[@madds6812]

THE CAT WHISKERS COME FROM WITHIN true

[@atlanticstyles]

WHY IS THIS SO TRUE

[@Hope-eg4qn]

Dan: “Alright Phil don’t fall through the cracks” Phil: *falls through the cracks*

[@plyeeseforgettofalldown6370]

"CLUCK CLUCK, YOU'RE OUTTA LUCK"

[@swagmeister3000]

oh my god it’s my old channel!! aww

[@rosemarybearden8839]

Hey moon

[@yourboysam8609]

Please forget to fall doooooown

[@imadoor2205]

@@yourboysam8609 hey moon dont you go down

[@twentyonediscoboys9729]

Sugar cane in the easy morning weathervanes my one and lonely

[@shreya3267]

Dan and Phil, please play 1. Twister 2. Goat Simulator 3. Who's Your Daddy 4. Reddits 50/50 challenge 5. Pom Gets Wifi 6. Google Quick Draw 7. Literally any fucking board game Thank you and regards, the Phandom.

[@bunniesarenotevil8270]

Jungkookie yes!! Who's your daddy would be so funny to see them play!

[@spkyjim7622]

YES ARMY AND PLAY THOSE GAMES GUYS DO ITTTTTTTT

[@JJ-mj3vy]

aye army also boardgames+twister would be amazingggggg :)

[@stephaniebailey1522]

Jungkookie They need yo play "Pom Gets WiFi"! I freakin' love that one!

[@carmenboyd6579]

JUNGKOOKIEEEEEEEE! Army is everything

[@librx]

Phil: "I'm gonna be the blue cat." Me:"Phil sweetie that's a fox."

[@petergriffinstan420]

Libra Brooke sweetie nobody cares

[@popularmmosbigfan5922]

Libra Brooke no its not.

[@skiesmith5804]

I lost it at "CLUCK CLUCK YOU'RE OUTTA LUCK" 😂😂

[@sydneyquick2839]

Best parts of the video for me: "Beware the bear, BITCH" "I've got you by the turkey bits again" "Cluck cluck you're out of luck" "I am the king of this blimp" And the comic sans

[@jameshugoberriman2938]

Sydney Quick cluck cluck your out of luck made me laugh so much i almost puked

[@niamaryam8671]

Sydney Quick You forgot "GET OFF MY BUTT!"

[@sydniemiller8484]

Sydney Quick same

[@kyleeanderson3128]

"im gonna bang you against the side!"

[@jembop]

Sydney Quick "you are going to hibernation"

[@mackenziewadsworth8559]

can we talk about how "fruck" is the closest phil will ever be to saying fuck

[@callmesononemoretime3664]

Mackenzie Wadsworth i screamed xD

[@savannahdotcom]

he actually has said it in an old video before but it was just really faint

[@allyssak5909]

egg wait which video?

[@lovebotcalum]

Mackenzie Wadsworth he's said 'fu__' before.

[@onid5114]

Mackenzie Wadsworth no he's said the actual word before on the gaming channel

[@denebshousewife]

I want that 9 hour Dan and Phil Play Monopoly video god fucking damn it

[@ifoundmyjuicebox1-2-36]

ami j ME TOO

[@evihelene7782]

YES.

[@wowowowwowowowo2425]

ami j yesss

[@aliyacambray3163]

ami j 10/10 would watch

[@ffs2410]

ami j YA OMG YES

[@mattjames2543]

" Phil's to heavy for the floor" I am dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theartistgirlonyoutube4586]

Matt James Phils too heavy for the floor For the floor Phils too heavy for the floor For the floor I really wish this was a dan vs Phil This is now my favourite song ever

[@totallyawesomereallycool]

*_bUY iT oN iTUneS_*

[@jasj122]

I was CRAFTING Lmaooo

[@Loudspeaker1998]

So is no one going to talk about the noise Dan made at the end? Nope? Ok

[@andypandy8744]

Isabella Aarons wtf is he doing? He sounds just Chewbacca😂

[@Booky4]

Isabella Aarons I WAS JUST GONNA SAY

[@eliza6433]

GIVE ME THE TIME DUDE

[@hannahlynn593]

I'M CRYINF

[@Loudspeaker1998]

eliza callaghan 12:46

[@yoharryyoureawizard3560]

Gamingmas has cured depression

[@yoharryyoureawizard3560]

..until it ends

[@i_am_leslie1419]

same

[@bubermarcus8607]

You can't cure depression

[@actual.lizard7804]

Buber Marcus not with that attitude

[@bubermarcus8607]

Look it up man. There is no cure for depression, it's not a disease.

[@dezy_vlogs4063]

Dan: IM GONNA BANG YOU AGAINST THE SIDE!! Me: UMMMM DANNN

[@katelynhanft602]

Dezy_ Vlogs i dO Not CoNsENt

[@tackledeaks6165]

When

[@chrismclean1308]

I was thinking exactly the same thing

[@demjin8916]

tackledeak s 10:36

[@blonde2196]

this whole video could be on innuendo bingo.....

[@valm9697]

Blonde21 any video could tbh

[@amber6473]

Blonde21 The golf videos??

[@roselalonde5046]

AJ Loliquet definitely the golf ones

[@KatterTheMadHatter]

This whole channel is innuendo bingo 😂

[@shazzleonice2703]

I kinda wanna see that

[@shaunaoneill915]

Petition for them to do another Gang Beasts video?

[@rubeywilliams]

+Shauna O'Neill amen

[@muttmania]

please

[@trvlynx]

Shauna O'Neill YAS

[@alexazoid]

YES PLEASE 🙌

[@millyhaworth4625]

Shauna O'Neill HERE

[@kadens.1351]

"Oh shit we're together" - Dan Howell 2k16

[@sunswhispering506]

Kevin S. **subtly comes out to fans but we think they're joking and they might not be kind of like Yuri On Ice when we thought it wouldn't be canon. but it was. it was so canon. episode 10 says it all. in three years they will be married. 7 years will turn to 10 and thats when they get engaged just like in Yuri On Ice.**

[@Angel-we5bm]

Basically Dan and Phil are Yuri and Victor irl

[@IsThisUsernameAvailable]

just another piece of garbage actually they'll be married on 2022 m8

[@carolineevans4184]

Kevin S. I literally screamed.

[@kneecap_inhaler]

Yep, this is EXACTLY what I thought XD

[@maluca-jq2wd]

it's 4:17 am and my grandma just walked into my room with a very sleepy/worried/confused expression and said "why are they playing a game about gangbanging"

[@maluca-jq2wd]

she also said they were pretty boys lolololololol

[@panic2990]

why can't my grandma be like yours

[@ashleymurison9254]

When Dan deposited Phil into the fire... DAN WAS NOT ON FIRE

[@kttylvvrs]

HeyoMayo 89 Too soon

[@mayhapslynn]

Phil *_IS_* on fire

[@sydisposting]

I am a chicken, and I am the king of this blimp. Stay back. I am a bear. How did I get on this blimp?

[@kenxie27]

Dan was a bear. Dan was bear. DAN HOWELL WAS THE BEAR

[@silvereclipse9043]

Phil was v adorable when he said that

[@honeyjar2970]

Dan's nickname was "bear" so I find this even more adorable

[@forgottensprite]

I am a bear. How did I get here

[@love4yeo884]

Phil jumping into the fire is 100% me

[@jostewart3192]

me when one minor inconvenience happens:

[@aa-jd1ro]

I was laughing so hard when PHIL fell through the ice crack that I choked on my lemonade.

[@angie-td5tv]

Smol Bean i choked on my pizza crust

[@stari-8454]

Sweet lemonade, sweet sweet lemonade

[@elalalalalala8647]

I choked on my own spit

[@HomerSimpson-qz3gp]

Smol Bean I didn't really watch u guys before but now I'm obsessed with u guys

[@aa-jd1ro]

ExcuseMeImTherealDoot I have no idea, I guess that's the effect Dan and Phil have on me.

[@xxalina_gxx8615]

Phil- "How did you get up the stairs?" Dan- "walked." Me- "Phil there is only way to go up the stairs... *face palm*"

[@katieg102]

XXAlina _GXX what if he flew up the stairs 😳

[@Iluvpie6]

Don’t you know the most alpha way to go upstairs is to C R A W L

[@totallyawesomereallycool]

I've rolled up the stairs before Its my best achievement in life so ar

[@katieg102]

um i dont know what to name my username I’ve fell backwards down the stairs when I was walking up them

[@bugg4070]

I AM DYING

[@aneryum]

you can literally tell who edits each video

[@charlieg7782]

jules is trash who was it?

[@iamawesomesauce68]

jules is trash I'm pretty sure dan does the gaming channel 95% of the time.

[@lucymahoney6261]

I'm not saying phils not funny , because the shit he comes out with most of the time is fucking hilarious , but dan did this video :)

[@lucymahoney6261]

That wasn't meme, it was just sarcastic sass lol :)

[@shahdoweis6657]

Phanic! At The CryBaby Discø l-/ we have the same exact name!

[@eileinn]

Phil said get off my butt. imagine what the neighbors are thinking

[@rosegordon03]

what about when dan said ill bang you against the side

[@memyself5519]

nothing they haven't heard before

[@ciaramai891]

Haley Cotton OH MY GODDDD

[@peachtea8208]

They're probably used to it tbh

[@marillperil5284]

JungshookArmy "get your hands off from underneath my legs"

[@alitaapple]

Who else think that Dan and Phil NEED to play the game Who's your daddy?

[@oldaccountfollowllowercase7678]

IKR

[@madison-hc9ow]

Alisia! Pretty sure they already do

[@sunswhispering506]

Alisia! 私は ふじょしです。

[@sunswhispering506]

but like literally yes

[@miraculousladybugsuperfan8184]

Alisia! omg yes!!

[@teganrose9062]

"beware the bear bitch" - Ok but can I have this on a t-shirt please

[@mari-meow]

Tbh

[@averylouise1024]

I would buy that T-Shirt! 😂😂👍🏻

[@juliana546]

petition for actual merch in the Dan and Phil shop with these sayings

[@misplacedsp_ace]

oh it's the chicken Watch out for your life

[@averymccormick3070]

Tegan Rose I need it

[@isabelletarrant9604]

My new motto: "Beware the bear BITCH." ~Dan Howell

[@sisterdanielblessesyoutras9646]

Imma write that in a wall one day

[@someonessidechannel1485]

Sharpies into public toilets, yes? imsorrythatseemedsomuchbetterinmyhead):

[@sophieg4432]

Isabelle Tarrant Well bear IS his nickname...

[@willowl.7382]

my yearbook quote

[@Ray-yu2mc]

Sophie G Truuuuueeeee

[@lela5250]

6:33 help me polar ice, help me polar ice, help me down

[@twotwelveam4925]

my gang and i, we've got a lot of problems

[@minjung3359]

Faith Miller *you* *know* *where* *Im* *coming* *from* *though* *im* *running* *to* *you* all I feel is denydenydeniallllllk

[@Glaycier]

Faith Miller This is why I love the phandom.

[@shu9062]

I caN'T, this is why I like that there's so many people from the clique in the phandom, and so many people from the phandom in the clique

[@domsboyfriend]

jdjrjr

[@404HOPE]

6:42 'famous last words' I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING

[@ionagallagher6065]

Ninjabx31 I AM NOT AFRAID TO WALK THIS WORLD ALONE

[@fancytrashcan6764]

Ninjabx31 I AM NOT AFRAID TO WALK THIS WORLD ALONE

[@firepowder]

crazy psycho HONEY IF YOU STAY YOULL BE FORGIVEN NOTHING YOU CAN SAY CAN STOP ME COMING HOME *epic music*

[@Horizon01]

Ninjabx31 TRIGGERED

[@Breadcrum.b]

Ninjabx31 I AM NOT AFRAID TO WALK THIS WORLD ALONE

[@nicolesherman230]

I'm gonna do my own version of Innuendo Bingo but only do Dan and Phil videos. This one will be the one I use the most.

[@molecularalien]

And the golf ones

[@milo1842]

Ask of the comments are "beware the bear bitch!" But I want my catchphrase to be"I am the chicken and I am king of this bLimp"

[@averymccormick3070]

Delia M-M I just want it to be Ooh it's the chicken, watch out for your life!

[@StarryNightxx]

They should do this game as a dan vs phil id love to see them play it again

[@worlds2ndbestlawyer]

Your profile picture matches the comment xDD

[@StarryNightxx]

+Mewpixel RBLX mine too haha >w< some people think its just hope like the word lol

[@bingobongo7895]

Hope Loves KZbin Dan would probably win lmao

[@franm938]

4:24 "I was just so scared you were gonna throw me off I jumped off myself." That's basically Alexander Hamilton when the Reynolds Pamphlet happened.

[@miasieljacks5054]

that's so true, i let out a yelp when i read it... omf

[@miasieljacks5054]

CAN WE BE FRIENDS, PLEZ????

[@franm938]

Mia Sieljacks OF COURSE WE CAN :')

[@miasieljacks5054]

THANK YOU HAMILPHAM :')))

[@emilywalker3928]

Francesca Martino this is so true. WHY ALEX WHY?!

[@lifeisconfuzzilifying5373]

"I'm gonna bang you against the side" ded

[@taylorellis846]

Lifeisconfuzzilifying Comic Sans: This is not one of my kinks

[@draculalaz]

When Dan tells Phil not to fall in between the ice he does anyway and when he did that I died laughing

[@elliewellie_YouTube]

the bants this episode are to die for

[@spunchbop9380]

"I'll give you the dental work you need!" - Phil 2k16

[@bea-jv9ri]

ThatOneYee scrape me daddy

[@mdstarfaith706]

"Famous last words" *I am not afraid to keep on living* *I am not afraid to walk this world alone*

[@lowkeyasella]

Honey, if you stay I'll be forgiven-

[@eh-vuh-lin9048]

@@lowkeyasella nothing you can say can stop me going home -

[@kimphi5372]

this whole video could be on innuendo bingo.....

[@zahamakhdoom8864]

Dan's clap of pure joy when he's happy

[@zahamakhdoom8864]

Also green chicken... I am Sam Sam I am That Sam-I-am That Sam-I-am! I do not like That Sam-I-am Do you like Green eggs and ham Just me?...ok I'll leave

[@AlannaSkye1]

Dan: *dramaticcc eye roll* "Not Sam again, it's just a coincidence not some kind of spiritual destiny shit and Sam is a stupid-head and his name rhyming with ham is tacky...."

[@livinglikelex6975]

a. s. l. HA

[@austen0039]

I am the chicken and I am the king of this blimp- Phil 2K16 😂😂😂

[@ohitsred7084]

Austie Mayfield stay back

[@pmpkn_soup]

Oh it's Red "I am the bear, How did I get on the blimp?" Daniel Howell- 2k16

[@savyb1461]

Austie Mayfield hehe there were 420 likes....🌿

[@mushroombabey4795]

okay okay okay so 1) this is my favorite game 2) dan and phil are my favorite youtubers 3) this is by far the best video by them (to me) and 4) this waS UPLOADED ON MY BIRTHDAY *HJFBKUHWGAVEDUHCVWEDUhv*

[@Maya-nx5uu]

I love your profile pic

[@isiscrea1449]

You are so blessed

[@catie2557]

MY BIRTHDAY IS THE 20TH!

[@lesliebonilla4704]

NO. FRUCKING. WAY.

[@banjo6107]

Leslie Bonilla frucking😂😂 i love that

[@cutiepeel]

this is fucking hilarious i need a part 2

[@MelyssaHawes]

S A M E

[@Lunadejong]

YAS SAME

[@cloudyojbullet47]

yes

[@clumsyjoon3697]

ya boi SAME

[@user-ez9zc1nm3c]

"Famous Last Words" TRIGGERED

[@iskaers6946]

stylestistic AND I KNOW

[@iskaers6946]

THERES NOTHING I CAN SAY

[@char6518]

Frankly, it's Frankie TO CHANGE THAT PART

[@franziska9260]

Temple of Seven TO CHANGE THAT PART TO CHAAAAAAAAANGE

[@taylorellis846]

sO MANY BRIGHT LIGHTS TO CAST A SHADOW

[@bl2009]

"i needed you to grab me!" -dan howell 2016

[@jennifercosta2787]

ukubailey truly the best thing he has said

[@1ofthemnysaras889]

haha idk "god frooking poop on a poop frook" was pretty inspiring

[@jamiechalmerss]

1ofthemnySaras * ye

[@renboyack1492]

9:14 Dan: Save me, save me SAVE ME! Me: I need your love before i fall, fall XD

[@headwound]

aRMYYYYY

[@karidunne3541]

Lea Boyack Asdfghjkl

[@octaviakinsella4382]

ARMYY!!!

[@user-vi3od5xl7i]

ARMYY

[@kaja7471]

Lea Boyack SAME

[@marygresham319]

it’s been three years and my brain still sometimes randomly goes “OHHH it’s the chicken watch out for your life”

[@chariiteee]

anyone else find themselves constantly rooting for Phil

[@softly.serene]

magicharity YESH.

[@lubovcazacova6683]

sapphire skyfall shhhhh he will rise one day my child

[@riff__rafferty]

magicharity Yeeesssss

[@-magdalena-4111]

heck yea. its cus phil is easily defeated cus he's a clumsy lil bean so you just feel like cheering on him

[@malenii]

magicharity omg me

[@meetublu8448]

I wanna draw them in those little bear and cat costumes now

[@bitchboy6314]

Meetublu do itt

[@theWeaverofTales]

*fox! and it's a kigurumi, based on Dodger's.

[@Raegankingrev21]

Meetublu folie a duex

[@ravensteward40]

Meetublu t'was a chicken

[@bitchboy6314]

I'm so confused

[@itwasmydog]

Dan: I’ll grab you and I’ll save you!! Phil: Save me!!! Dan: No Save Me!!!!!!!

[@misskeya8412]

Save me, save me. I need your love before I fall, fall

[@carriebyrne5136]

"WHAT THE FRUCK!!" 😂😂😂

[@gwendolynpeterson5229]

So My friend has recommended Dan and Phil to me, so I decided to watch this. You guys have earned a new subscriber. I am happy to see more from you guys!

[@kellyf1117]

oh you will never get out of the phandom, so have fun

[@panchawaka8904]

Seiun the fucking Space nerd try reading the chair fic its a wonderful piece of art dedicated to them

[@miamarvel616]

HAHA YOU ARE STUCK HERE NOW GET READY TO BE TRASH WITH US

[@WillddKvic]

Seiun the fucking Space nerd now read phanfiction and become a fan be baptised into the phandom

[@audrey6934]

I'm sorry

[@amazingrain9122]

2:54 Is anyone going to talk about this

[@alitaapple]

Amazing Rain IKR!

[@jamey2910]

Amazing Rain there's a lot to talk about

[@amazingrain9122]

Being blue is better then being over it yeah this is probably one of their gayest videos tbh

[@jamey2910]

Amazing Rain what about the baking video

[@michelle-bz8xs]

Amazing Rain oml XD nope i think we should just leave it unmentioned

[@smiley-vr1hf]

"Phil, live live live live live" "I needed you to grab me, grab me and pull me back. Save me Save me" I don't think I need to say it

[@nerdytrashcan2058]

"Famous last words" my friend: **looks at me** don't do it me: **cheeky grin** I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING. I AM NOT AFRAID TO WALK THIS WORLD ALOKYND [imaginary] friend: HOW COULD YOU, DAN

[@phangirlingkatie6494]

yes mcr is my shit

[@lonelytrashcanxxx8781]

alokynd😂 btw i live for mcr

[@enderkai618]

hONEY IF YOU STAY ;LL BE FORGiVNE

[@laurie3144]

S A M E

[@3y3sunc1oud3d]

NOTHING YOU CAN SAY CAN STOP ME GOING HOMEEE (oh god i'm such an emo trash)

[@yoharryyoureawizard3560]

There are *so* many innuendos in this ONE video alone, and I'm highly entertained 😂 😂 😂

[@yoharryyoureawizard3560]

"I'm gonna bang you agaist the side" alright then.

[@avadubbs1160]

Alright

[@LPSWithCheese]

This is some baking quality stuff

[@eli9286]

LPS WithCheese yesss

[@melozanob]

1:07 YOU WERE RED AND YOU LIKED ME BECAUSE I WAS BLUE

[@zowee7077]

Melissa Lozano HALSEY

[@tymarrie8919]

WellItZoe that moment when we have the same profile picture

[@morganbill]

Melissa Lozano AYE YES

[@beeasmr6235]

"And thats how the Bloods and Crips were born, after the nasty break up kids... the end :)"

[@starlightpluto]

Melissa Lozano I SUNG THAT LITTLE BIT WHEN IT HAPPEND

[@cloudylex1752]

"oh shit we're together" we know dan, we know

[@HermitCree]

Thank you, Dan and Phil. I've felt empty for a long time, but I've been binging your videos and I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts. I know that you won't read this, but thank you.

[@MyAverageVlog]

ShimmeringSapphires I literally feel the same way whenever I see any of their videos

[@orianaskyhagans]

This is the kind of comment I've been looking for a year so I can say: same

[@blingblingspark2369]

Me too fam

[@laynatilley9730]

ShimmeringSapphires I’ve felt this way for so long until I found they’re channel.

[@akras_a]

That was me until I found them. Dan and Phil save lives people.

[@aishaliyana3464]

10:37 dan: im gonna bang u agaisnt the side : and bang : and bang : and bang phil: moans

[@AnaCarolina-io5vr]

Aishlyna "this is not one of my kinks"

[@taylorfran2135]

hALp

[@mkon29]

Aishlyna poor neighbours 😅

[@blytheduchene2621]

Aishlyna what I thought

[@savannah2678]

He only tells lies

[@janahzapanta8898]

Hey person scrolling through the comments laying in bed, avoiding all responsibility and instead immersing yourself in an insane amount of Dan and Phil's videos 👌🏼💯

[@jacobmelia4903]

Janah Zapanta hi :)

[@randomcommemter2300]

Janah Zapanta hey

[@sunswhispering506]

Janah Zapanta I'm on my couch..

[@sunswhispering506]

Janah Zapanta u s t kidding

[@taylahlewis1845]

hello :)

[@ayeyahhh]

Phil is a cat. Dan is a bear. I have a cat named Bear lol.

[@Asl-lq9cm]

Dan is Phil, confirmed 😂

[@akras_a]

Dans nickname is bear phils known for cat whiskers *philuminati confirmed*

[@elliekennedyy]

my dog is named bear lolol

[@anyamoore5548]

Phil (in a silly voice): i am the chicken and i am the king of this blimp . . . stay back Dan: i am a bear, how did i get on the blimp an underrated dan and phil quote

[@asmrehzi8479]

Beasts: gang Bang: gang Dan: phil *I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE TRAIN STATION*

[@loredanapace8]

3:00 : This is extremely rare footage of Dan and Phil meeting at the train station.

[@loredanapace8]

Unwanted FanTrash Lmao sry m8 I didn't notice someone mentioned it already

[@mrpotatohead411]

what am I missing

[@alysonswindler279]

loredanapace8 OH. MY. FRUCK.

[@redblue5474]

you've caused extreme hyperventilation in numerous phangirls are you proud

[@closethegoddamndoor6386]

OH FUCK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[@sydneyvillanueva1830]

10:37 "I'm gonna bang you against the side... BANG BANG AND BANG" **cough cough**

[@electrbeatthekilljy5292]

Famous last words I thought of AND I KNOW......THAT I CANT MAKE YOU STAY BUT WHERES YOUR HEART

[@ItzCaligo]

ElectrøBeat!TheKilljøy Yass mcr fam

[@ruthrichardson4903]

*cries in the corner*

[@darcyisaduck6528]

BUT WHERES YOUR- AND I KNOW

[@danielcocaro1590]

darcyisaduck *THERE'S NOTHING I CAN SAY TO CHANGE THAT PART*

[@crystalsnow5046]

same

[@gretchs5191]

Me: doesn't hear dan say "what the fruck" Phil: what the fruck?! Me: PHIL!!!

[@kayday6702]

Gretch S HAH HA HAH

[@cryinwithryan7776]

That's the closest we'll ever come to hearing phil swear

[@livaozolina5061]

Marlene Niehaus Uh, he said sh** in the crash bandicoot video

[@jayhunter4174]

Liva Ozolina it ''twas bleeped

[@katie-ne8ij]

he said bitch n the recent liveshow lol

[@Breadcrum.b]

I actually love clicky keyboards for some reason 😂😂

[@jaa1202]

you'd love asmr

[@vic6099]

Panic! At The Twenty One Chemical Pilots ssaammmmee

[@LianaJaden]

Panic! At The Twenty One Chemical Pilots same.

[@gracevicc5249]

Panic! At The Twenty One Chemical Pilots same though. Also you're name is amazing.

[@ero8713]

Panic! At The Twenty One Chemical Pilots same |-/

[@kianna2265]

2:54 do YOU REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN WE FIRST MET AT THE TRAIN STATION?

[@emij1210]

key golden nO

[@infinitypancakes1040]

DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME IN THE SNOW

[@infinitypancakes1040]

Juuli Reinhardt I got the lyrics wrong ohno

[@everysnowflakeisdifferent]

sTOP

[@kelmer9127]

AHH

[@anniegomez655]

Phil wrestling intro:ohhh its the chicken watch out for your life Dans wrestling intro:we're the bear b*ith Again LOL

[@jasj122]

Annie’s Life *beware the bear

[@mollymoorhead9305]

My new curse word.. "WHAT THE FRUCK?"😹😹

[@mollymoorhead9305]

Also, "CLUCK CLUCK YA OUT OF LUCK."😂

[@maddie-ur6ig]

I LOVE YOU NOW

[@cilvertopaz6083]

*is too hetalian for dis*

[@r0b4w11]

I am a chicken and I am the king of this blimp. The way he said it tho I made me die

[@wtftru2739]

10:44 "this is not one of my kinks" what's with dan and his kinks lately wtf

[@1ofthemnysaras889]

ikr but im surprised, dan didn't make a single fury joke

[@anyeokkie]

1ofthemnySaras * I'm pretty sure the title is a furry joke in itself..

[@onxyrat]

have you seen his holiday twitter icon? im pretty sure they gave up on being kid friendly after the baking video

[@annikar.478]

+1ofthemnySaras “ONEofthemanySARAs” * you made that joke I few times this kinda awkward

[@analise3346]

when you finna nut but no one wants to help you with your kink

[@lilybee6552]

So it may or may not be 3am and I may or may not have just started watching this a third time.... Don't judge it's funny

[@sisterdanielstolemyeditingtips]

i laughed so much that i somehow choked on air and created a lot of saliva in my throat then spit it all onto the screen so thanks for that

[@sisterdanielblessesyoutras9646]

Bless you

[@smellslikesouls]

You gleeked

[@BingBong-gt6oh]

That certainly is a comment.

[@elenastrzyzykowski9120]

as a hardcore Larrie, i fangirled a wee bit when i saw them choose blue and green characters

[@nwuah3082]

LOL

[@roniawashington8045]

PLAY THIS AGAIN PLEASE! IT IS SO FUNNY. I LOST AROUNd 9 POUNDS LAUGHING.

[@ratdraws]

you can really tell who edits the video

[@anastasiacarter2954]

wxnderinglou Phil

[@makk6296]

wxnderinglou d a n

[@21crybabiesatthephandom63]

wxnderinglou dan

[@Glaycier]

wxnderinglou Well comic sans was used

[@viviansalzman8313]

wxnderinglou totally Dan...

[@laranzoinks1634]

i love how often dan says "clearly i've already mastered this"

[@ale.jate.]

"I'M GOING TO BANG YOU AGAINST THE SIDE!!!" WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?!?!?!?

[@LiterallyAllNamesAreTaken]

EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT xD

[@alexhoover6021]

But here’s the thing..... we ARE talking about it

[@jadeluuu]

8:45 IM DYING RN PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

[@ThatKpopGirl823]

Your profile is life. And your name fits me lol

[@Glaycier]

I read the title as "Beasty Gang Bang"

[@makk6296]

DogTheCat I THOUGHT IT WAS THE TITLE OF THE VIDEO UNTIL I READ THIS COMMENT AHHAH

[@Glaycier]

emilia did 9/11 Omfg xD I had to read it a few times

[@skyycakmak4740]

DogTheCat SAME

[@meganmiller173]

DogTheCat OMFG SAME!!!! I was like WTF LMAO!!!

[@Victoria-rp3to]

We all did

[@amia7362]

Petition for them to play this again

[@sil1able]

OMG DAN ALWAYS TELLS PHIL NOT TO DAB BUT AT 7:28 HE DID!!!!!! 😂

[@chrisclem802]

Shut your eyes at 7:10 and just listen. Don't ask questions, just listen.

[@sophiejohnston7892]

Chips omg

[@headinthegalaxy]

Oh Gawd.

[@macywalker8840]

Chips there's so many innuendoes😂😂

[@wickeddeetz999]

Black knight 421 MSP Perhaps. But I think it's awesome so I'm a perv too! 😂

[@kellykleinberg1333]

STOPPPP OML

[@alexpott6138]

"Phils to heavy for the floor, for the floor"

[@littleeddie860]

**claping in rythm**Phil's to heavy for the floor for the floor Phil's to heavy for the floor for the floor I wish this was a Dan vs Phil

[@rachelschladenhauffen1056]

"I am the chicken and I am the king of this blimp" -Phil 2k16

[@rachelschladenhauffen1056]

"Oh it's the chicken watch out for your life"- Also Phil 2k16

[@TripleA7mNc]

the way he said that was freaking adorable omg

[@suimikhail6240]

shmachy Pach he said it in a adorable way

[@lexi2523]

i can't stop replaying 6:38

[@lexi2523]

i let it play for another 10 seconds but now i keep replaying 6:48

[@1ofthemnysaras889]

ya the ice level was the funniest one

[@anyeokkie]

Swiftie13 same

[@sophialotus6833]

you guys should add an official innuendo counter to all your videos

[@rebeccawilson9192]

It’s 2020, the world is falling apart, but Dan and Phil still make me laugh my butt off. I miss you guys 😭

[@violetp7382]

tHis WAS LIKE THE FUNNIEST GAMINGMAS EPISODE YET

[@lethallyawkward7327]

Violet Papakonstantinou ikr?!

[@kimarycarlson93]

Violet Papakonstantinou That's so true!!!

[@brianatsisneros]

Violet Papakonstantinou true that

[@deadchannelcringewarning9964]

Violet Papakonstantinou TRUE

[@safhammed9131]

I COULDNT BREATHE

[@kiwiscone]

Dan: "Famous last words." Me: *Looks down and realizes that I'm wearing a Black Parade shirt*

[@lostross]

Phantrashtical yo same

[@Hanna-ov6pr]

Phantrashtical same

[@sarahhaidar7542]

Phantrashtical

[@jiminsbouncyhair9055]

Phantrashtical omg im so Dead!

[@asmodeusfran]

omg i am so dead, please someone drives me to the cemetery

[@em-zt9vl]

Literally these days are the best of my life

[@savefile02]

Ella Majd same

[@BelleFlower15]

Truth.

[@lyalllunicec-1379]

honestly this might be my favourite dan and phil games video of all time - i'm laughing so much every time I watch it

[@kellytshadow1216]

" *Cluck Cluck, You're Outta Luck* " ~Dan 2016

[@magneticgerio8011]

nice pfp Egderp

[@ida3787]

the amounts of times dan dabs in this video is actually disgusting.

[@jocole2606]

berNII-SAN He dabbed once, unless I wasn’t looking properly

[@artsysundae]

Jo Cole Exactly.

[@jocole2606]

Oh 😂 I geddit

[@artsysundae]

Jo Cole lol

[@Julia-fb7ks]

Jo Cole he dabbed twice

[@keikustar]

"cluck cluck you're out of luck"

[@ellakreidler6195]

i was just about to comment that

[@tokyogoals876]

what the fruck

[@benji2339]

Keiku Cluck Cluck wat the fuk

[@annahori69]

"Why did that make me die" BECAUSE THE FLOOR IS LAVA.