Beating Minecraft the Way Mojang Intended It

[@luminix3118]

Imagine how stressful this would be for a real little kid to do this. Edit: okay you guys are confused. I mean woudnt it be stressful to beat Minecraft the way mojang intended??

[@lanberriez_9566]

what if they vwatch a lot of minecraft videos to know how to craft and stuff? Well that's me because that's just what i do sometimes

[@luminix3118]

lmfao i hope they even get past the first stage by spending 50 dollars for minecraft books

[@skeletonofflavor2716]

@@wildfire2490 ok big man, calm down.

[@moxie_the_dogg2162]

What do you mean isn’t that all we did when we were little kids before the elytra just sword bow and a will to live and no shield

[@dinoisgood404]

That's me

[@Hydro_74]

Unknowingly, he broke the #1 rule in the guide book: Never dig straight down

[@fracturedmarigold4761]

Theres no rule book for minecraft

[@user-ec6ue8jy7p]

@@fracturedmarigold4761 yes you dont

[@user-ec6ue8jy7p]

@@fracturedmarigold4761 also not to be mean xD but to help your dictionary... Lying*

[@blubettle1191]

@@fracturedmarigold4761 that’s something a criminal would say, you digged straight down didn’t you?

[@williamfreeman8046]

I dig straight down all the time. 🤷‍♂️

[@attackcow7088]

“We’re finally ready to go to the nether, Mojang recommends first a full set of Netherite Armor”

[@fayethabit1901]

A C U R A T E

[@butterberri1440]

But don’t u... get netheright.....from the NETHER

[@nicknelson4161]

@@butterberri1440 cant understand what you mean cus of that spelling

[@gujju_cousins8550]

@@butterberri1440 that’s the point lol

[@alaraizz]

@@butterberri1440 ah yes the entire joke I wouldn’t have known yes.

[@MrWolfiePlayz723]

The fact he visited every nether biome before finding a fortress or bastion is just insane

[@nacomendez]

bastions elude players I'm sure of that, I've spent DAYS looking for one

[@renenelife3101]

Sounds like my nether realm 🙄

[@Distophic]

That's just how shit goes sometimes

[@DinoDenXD]

that happens to me every time

[@-wk9bz]

Me to

[@tomrabbani]

I love how he made the shears, apologised for not using them, and continued to not use them

[@anderto4]

based

[@Doov012]

dude I was wondering that as well

[@privatechannel1272]

I think Mojang said to put pumpkins on your head when fighting the Ender Dragon..

[@garvin_28]

@@privatechannel1272so that enderman don’t attack u

[@jeremiahgash1450]

YOURS SO FUNNY 😂😂😂😂

[@gastonvalla7015]

I love how he just cut every moment in that he breaks an iron block to make the sound more satisfying

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828]

No he just sped it up, not cut it

[@death5823]

@@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 he did both

[@robertedwards1028]

The enderman slaying cuts were enjoyable as well @ 4:03

[@bryang.8413]

@@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 yeah he did both

[@Bonsai2680]

Welyn also does this with his rust videos

[@itsthebluspy5890]

The only reason why he won was because of the dirt pillar at spawn. If he didn't have that dirt pillar at spawn he would have been screwed.

[@noobish]

finally a funny yt comment nice man

[@raindrop650]

Lol

[@RCDEsiempre1929]

yeah ive been stuck on the ender dragon for 8 months and now i just figured out that i didn’t put the dirt pillar at spawn so i was doomed from the beginning

[@Carbonn_]

*BLOODY SPYYYYY!!!!*

[@flibbertigibbetcatawampus8034]

Wait, no. The only reason he REALLY beat Minecraft is the 50 block nether portal

[@VoidKensai]

"I didn't know snow damaged blazes" Me: created world war 3 with snowgolems and blazes at the age of 4

[@PixelPluse879]

Bro same

[@chicagotypewriter2094]

Would that even work since Snow Golems melt to death super quickly in the Nether?

[@VoidKensai]

@@chicagotypewriter2094 You spawn the blazes in overworld.

[@Par-s7i]

@@chicagotypewriter2094 probably talking about creative mode overworld

[@Scroolewse]

So you're like 9 ? Why are you on youtube

[@galamou4462]

Him: running from the endermans The bucket of water in his inventory: ...

[@sampletext9338]

U can't use water in the nether I think

[@edenvb3896]

@@sampletext9338 you can't

[@edenvb3896]

@@sampletext9338 but he's talking about in the end, which you can

[@tiosevenstars]

Bucket of water is the best weapon, pour it on flat land and push any mob back. Its even more a treat with depth strider boots to gain advantage in maneuverability

[@flameoguy]

The axe right next to his obsidian:

[@skone3791]

Breaking the end crystals: “These snowballs aren’t going to work” **proceeds to take out half the end crystals with the snowballs**

[@zaowu9666]

Lol

[@Goatedpal2]

Moyang is strange

[@maskboy2743]

i got ur comment to 222 likes but ruined the 2 replies

[@zekorilair8904]

@@maskboy2743 There's 1.333k likes and 3 comments

[@maskboy2743]

@@zekorilair8904 my comment was like 1 day ago,

[@nuggethut9482]

After watching this, I realized how much Mojang must hate speed runners

[@puddin6029]

No wonder they made neather fortresses hard to find

[@XYRXFR2]

Bruh

[@timmgraf0924]

@@XYRXFR2 bruh?

[@gutzu265]

@@timmgraf0924 bruuuuuuh

[@BienvenidoJrLugtu]

@Dhruv wrong. Dream is where you sleep and dream about something realistic. Or, Dream - the 2nd fastest speed runner in minecraft The 1st is SHITASS

[@antivada]

you and ur editing of this video- switching to the constant shrieks of the mobs dying made me smile. thank you.

[@vorcefulsynce243]

*"because personally I build mine with 50"* The biggest god damn flex I have ever seen.

[@NewSoupWiiHii]

250.

[@blueanimates]

@@NewSoupWiiHii 550

[@toiletbrownies5566]

@@blueanimates 850

[@firstnamelastname2877]

@@toiletbrownies5566 525600

[@hermanschultzfurry]

99999999999999999.

[@ohwhy9362]

I like how Mojang knows how to beat their own game worse than most players. Edit: jeez so many people don't get I'm joking. Ik Mojang is spelled with a j (though I didn't know it was actually pronounced as a y) I see it every time I load up an instance of Minecraft.

[@LegatusMortis]

@Oh Why That’s how it’s pronounced but it’s spelled Mojang

[@totaldan99]

Thats pretty much universal since the people who play it dissect it. Hence why scientists are scientists and not scientific technicians

[@beaclaster]

Mojang

[@mrkngturkey6054]

Why didn’t you use the shears what a waste in iron it like using a wooden axe to mine diamonds or wood

[@Gwynn76]

Moyang would sound cool.

[@joelheinze7847]

Casually carrying a full stack of Obsidian with me.

[@surfbird2494]

Its very common bro.. What are you doin?

[@Butter_Warrior99]

Same

[@hxshtvs8529]

One stack pfffft nah bruh a whole Shulker box

[@PasqualleTheRat]

A stack of Obsidian? THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS...Lol serious though with quarantine I had so much time to kill XD

[@chickenwings6745]

@@surfbird2494 hehehehhe

[@DarkzOver]

Nice gameplay, you actually motivated me to go beat the ender dragon myself too, which i actually never did. And i think i can even use this gameplay video to get my friend to play Minecraft. Thanks for that bro

[@Wavefire_]

I like how he just casually uses obsidian as a building block.

[@davidsamuel7980]

pretty savage, ngl

[@k7x243]

@Nightmare Blaze shame on you

[@CoreLocus]

This is just daily life on 2b2t

[@Dragonosus]

Oof I wanted to see if the outro (closed captions) of defeating the dragon was different

[@IVELLSoCOLD]

@Nightmare Blaze Shame on you

[@miquelsomething]

Me: starts a new survival world and gather wood first Minecraft: that isnt how you supposed to play the game

[@ImaPizzaK]

800th liker and first replier wHo CArEs

[@beolith]

849th liker and second replier. WHO cares

[@WEARY_Music]

873th liker and 3rd replier Break the chain and you’re going to hell

[@WEARY_Music]

@@teambroskigaming congratulations you have a vip ticket to hell... HELL NO

[@multicarwrmboklan774]

@@WEARY_Musichell yeah

[@NoodleProductions]

“Beating Minecraft the way Mojang intended it” Digs straight down

[@swarvoski-m8k]

nice grammar

[@jnx1880]

a nameツ nice grandma*

[@swarvoski-m8k]

..

[@creeperkingminecraftintens6765]

Y҈e҈s҈...

[@jacksonnuernberg9076]

Wait digging strait down is illegal... SEND IT TO JAIL

[@aidank3237]

1:52 Thank god Keep Inventory exists

[@X_chris_X]

Skill issue

[@Bingusisacoolcat]

tfym skill issue, the comment was like 1 month ago @X_chris_X

[@X_chris_X]

@@Bingusisacoolcat you didnt understand

[@avocadopeanut]

@@X_chris_X im trying to have fun here...

[@cooperofchaos9225]

​@@X_chris_X 🍆🤏

[@FM-ny6cn]

"Mojang, how can I beat your game?" "Lets start with a tower of dirt..."

[@shazamxplays1466]

@@fastkat4780 did you really just self promo on a Minecraft video.... sad

[@miso-ge1gz]

i actually used to do that on xbox 360 edition i kept getting lost

[@delysuu]

@@fastkat4780 Is this really how you wanna spend your life

[@Vincent-if9tx]

M O H J A N G

[@Gakvu]

@@Vincent-if9tx mehajng

[@warrenkeystone5195]

*Literally has shears* "I'm gonna need a lot more wool for the beds" *axes all the sheep*

[@ItsJJOLO]

Meat

[@amefeu4259]

@@ItsJJOLO Still more efficient to shear then murder.

[@etherealstars5766]

@@amefeu4259 Sheer them delicately... THEN MURDER THEM

[@mr.glurak9492]

=)

[@sharkexcorcist6029]

@@amefeu4259 ninja ooopo

[@FatYoshi619]

I love how this person legit destroyed the healing crystals with freaking snowballs. Beautiful.

[@blakeuribe4259]

I always thought when the ender dragon flew by them you shoot them and the explosion damages him xD

[@AmmoBops]

@@blakeuribe4259 me too bro

[@mynameiswalterhartwellwhite420]

@@auringonnouseminen it seems 0 people have asked

[@popoybinn3352]

@@mynameiswalterhartwellwhite420 it also seems like he/she just wanted to share a fact 😊

[@mynameiswalterhartwellwhite420]

@@popoybinn3352 ok

[@Phantom10night]

We knew he was American when he brought out the 6 inch Bowie knife XD

[@diobrando7774]

Book: Recommends diamond armour for nether Speedrunners: Shield take it or leave it

[@aprettydumbperson]

Didnt think id see you here

[@ManusiaKagakRusuh]

Boomer Speedrunner: Shield? Heh! Back in my days bla bla bla

[@alejoqc9540]

"Stick, take it or leave it".

[@gypeegonzales518]

Boomer: back in the days i use sword to block attacks but today we use shield

[@aprettydumbperson]

@@gypeegonzales518 ngl i miss the old combat system even if its old

[@flawlesspiner1674]

"Let's play Minecraft the way Mojang wants us to" *[digs straight down]*

[@marshiebear4459]

Wait i just frigin noticed that

[@TheReal_Popming]

Yes

[@xxarrowxx1543]

Moyang* XD

[@NightMaree404]

@@xxarrowxx1543 lmao it’s only pronounced moyang but spelled mojang

[@batcat2338]

😂😂🤣🤣

[@SpectralLynx724]

Ever noticed how satisfying it is to listen to hundreds of blocks being broken at a really fast speed?

[@Ok20066Real]

yeah it's weird

[@thepotatorat9767]

*A L W A Y S H A S B E E N*

[@sp1ritthegreat353]

LOL YEA

[@generalkenobi4509]

It do go ‘*btrdrftfrdrfdrtdrtdrfbdrtdr*’ tho

[@randomgirl3874]

And especially dirt block?

[@E11i0tninJA]

1:11 “Make momma sheep into a twin sized mattress” had me dying how calmly he said it 😂

[@commanderrt1874]

"for how much ive played minecraft ive never legitimately beaten the game" Same...

[@coolestdude244]

i always get bored and go in creative

[@catmasterlegendary]

i beated the game not 2 times, not 3 times, not 4 times but 1 time ._.

[@zbaihu]

Yeah idk why but I always deck out all of my gear and then just never go to the end

[@asherblush1704]

I’ve beaten the game like 10 times legitimately what is so hard about it

[@elflordyt6830]

Same ... i get stuck in nostalgia

[@samarter7863]

“Added polar bears because his wife liked them” Underrated. Love it.

[@digiorno5600]

I agree, that is very cute.

[@pufferfish9045]

Jeb is a *S I M P*

[@epicfilms4life507]

@@pufferfish9045 I mean it was his wife

[@fajars4078]

@@epicfilms4life507 I think Some people don't understand the true definition of SIMP

[@lisxnthm9807]

Bro "pretty cool right, I'm in crippling debt" got me

[@amadeusasimov1364]

Meanwhile, I'm over here cultivating a farm and raising live stock in-game for a real life month, just for funsies.

[@iseeyou2854]

This is me everytime I tried to beat the game, I've never succeed because of this

[@angina50]

@@iseeyou2854 tbh sjins farm changed my perspective on completing the game, I just make huge farms and fields now, occasionally mine but for the most part just put SEUS and realistic textures on and look at the fields sprawling into the distance.

[@aprilupchurch9395]

@Amadeus Asimov what you growing?

[@treble8921]

Ever tried Stardew Valley? It’s pretty good

[@beaverchicken]

@@iseeyou2854 Everytime I start a world I'm like "Okay we finna finally beat the game quickly here" then 3 months later I have a nice village and huge ass farm, just taking care of crops and animals lmao

[@Officialpancakevr]

Mysteryore: do you use 10 block for your nether portal or 14. Also mysteryore: I like mine with 50..

[@andresrojas03]

5:34 I love how the box he made to protect the portal served the sole purpose of not letting him in

[@DPS_765]

@DON'T OH NOE ! I READ IT!!! AM I GONNA DIE ??! SOMEONE HELP!!! 📣📣DON'T READ THIS ⬇️🤪🤪😱😱😢😢 hello mother f*cker, see ya in the hell b*tch.

[@AJOlaks]

@DON'T it’s so fucking pixelated I literally can’t read it

[@zephiiyros]

​@@AJOlaks it's a bot, don't reply, just report as spam and move on.

[@theairisamagician830]

@DON'T ok

[@hassanzahraoui328]

@DON'T im reading diesel road dhar mann syrup

[@stonksagent9040]

Me: punches tree Mojang: *"what are you, an idiot?"*

[@DualHD]

They Trying To Protect The Enviroment

[@A.Singularity]

Heydgsprote

[@cherryblox9693]

It’s spelt mojang

[@cherryblox9693]

Wrong comment

[@cherryblox9693]

Meant for someone else

[@Moscowmanwastaken]

This is gonna sound stupid, but I’ve seen this video for years. Always said oh I’ll watch that later, but I never have. I’m finally watching it and I think I’m gonna stop here. Might do it next year.

[@Trixtan420]

Real I’m watching ts when I wake up tmr

[@errorfacility4233]

“I’m going to get as much wool as I can” *slaughters the sheep completely ignoring the shears he crafted earlier*

[@Nuuuuuum]

He’s just hungry!

[@yesto3rrishuman]

Smort

[@red_fade2082]

Sus

[@TheSheepster]

:(

[@lol-nr2gx]

No the shears blew up when he died by the creeper

[@Jake-mr8fw]

To be fair we all built a huge dirt tower in our old minecraft days, when I used to play in creative I always thought beacons were just a alternative light source.

[@martinarpon4094]

Same hahahahah

[@justrosiep5904]

What beacon actually use for???

[@rrro7580]

@@justrosiep5904 let’s you become god

[@onyxmorning7764]

@@justrosiep5904 beacons, in put in a 3x3 block of iron/diamond/(emerald?) Will let you have a status buff (depending on the size of the ore block temple) you can have infinite haste, speed, regeneration (in a certain radius). It's pretty useful

[@wannabeasquid1138]

I used to never understood the beacon actual purpose

[@bigmuffin05]

Mojang: We recommend enchanted diamond armor for the nether Speed runners: *iron pants take it or leave it*

[@josiahbasas9108]

LOL

[@user-tu2ch8nu3u]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jqDbZKB6lLNnh6M )

[@stickdav6484]

My speedrun was 1 year 4 months 27 day 54 minutes, currently still going.

[@courtlazy7422]

@@stickdav6484 mine is 1 decade still going

[@elenessdark2810]

@John's tackle box wow that is fast

[@eugenewes]

Watching Him play makes me feel like im watching my own gameplay

[@QuestionableObject]

"Kill me kill me kill me." Ghast: "Bruh I'm trying just stop jumping around so much."

[@winter134_]

How it be do

[@aawa2731]

Trololol

[@lucasc5622]

shut up weeb

[@Bully_Biscuit]

Seeing that creeper slowly get pushed by the water into the lava makes me feel a joy I have never felt before

[@Anthfro]

Vengeance is a lovely feeling.

[@someonesomeoneistheone]

I spent 3 hours gathering marterials and building an advanced creeper farm for revenge

[@millo7295]

Who's the real monster

[@motiravaliya2478]

I didn’t see the water and I thought the creeper backed of cuz it was scared😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tonybalony76]

@@motiravaliya2478😂😂

[@koolsteins]

Lesson in this video: Snowballs are a lot more useful than I previously thought.

[@jamesthetoyreviewer3333]

You looking kind of sus

[@koolsteins]

@@jamesthetoyreviewer3333 ?

[@thatch9913]

@@jamesthetoyreviewer3333 don’t ever call a man sus for liking snowballs!! He just doesn’t know that he’s into guys yet

[@Abdi_Akhmet]

I didn't even know that snowballs can easily kill the blazes in my entire 6 year experience

[@120Orion]

It's at 420 no one else like this comment

[@robertwolfgan]

If anything, I admire his take on losing. He's probably in the top 10 of calmest and best behaviors and laughing it off with fun and a giddy heart people I've seen. Especially that time he was so close to beating the dragon. Just for that I'll ignore everything else I didn't like, because you're cool like that.

[@beebod5008]

Mojang: Enchanted diamond armor is a must before entering the nether Speed runners: No I don’t think I will.

[@aether8634]

Dream in his videos sometimes wasn't wearing any armor into the nether while me need a week until I can get into the nether....

[@vortexsupernovapersonal7801]

Not speedrunning, but I only wear one piece of gold armor for the piglins when I get to nether because I think thats enuff lol

[@whimsyspopit]

Most people only need iron armour and speedrunners need even less, so the fact that this guy failed _with enchanted diamond armour_ is just amusing.

[@tradeka4206]

@@whimsyspopit a shield is all you really need if you’re actually decent at the game

[@muhammadariadi7408]

Illumina be like :

[@DiamondDepthYT]

When he was dying to endermen in the End, I was screaming "USE THE WATER BUCKER. USE. THE. WATER. BUCKET!"

[@Booeyb800]

You can't place water in the nether

[@myroncastiano]

@@Booeyb800 they said in the end

[@ibrasome4492]

@@Booeyb800 Read the comment again.

[@pvic6959]

the guide didnt tell him to do that so he couldnt have known lol

[@nathankellogg2640]

Also applies for the several times he caught on fire after blowing up beds.

[@vexorion6577]

"there's a difference between a simp and a good husband" -jeb

[@sandergjevik639]

Thank u finaly some one who gets it

[@BlastFurnace10]

And that's true

[@KingRedR2]

@@GETONxYOURKNEES So if your wife murders your entire family and friends you are supposed to simp over her??

[@mich497]

@@KingRedR2 you don't simp for your wife over everything she does

[@KingRedR2]

@@mich497 i don't even have a wife. And I'll be the one taking care of everything btw

[@Xavier-v4k]

Lol I love ur commentary I can't believe mojang recommends these guides. Keep it ur one heck of a youtuber!!!!! 😂

[@bigal2566]

Mysteryore: "Do you build your nether portal with 10 or 14 blocks?" Me, with my buckets of lava and water: Ya'll are using obsidian?"

[@killua572]

Yeah i thought everything did that-

[@Sacred_POGI]

You forget blocks

[@mayorbeetlejuice4841]

I build my girthy not tall using water and lava then obsidian

[@garretpearson913]

Shut up

[@nicoleblack8170]

Ur mom

[@kingstongames-zw4sf]

"sorry we didn't have the shears earlier mamma sheep" *5 mins later goes on rampage killing more sheep he could have sheered*

[@3catspamrequiresskillinpg359]

Hahaha

[@kyohi6162]

@@3catspamrequiresskillinpg359 epic fail with ur name

[@erm3l]

@@kyohi6162 r/foundmobileuser

[@kyohi6162]

@Green Pepper i know

[@alvinleonardlopez8892]

yo ur right dude ;]

[@jaywalt282]

5:26 : “Ok, I’m safe now.” Homie my idea of safe isn’t a super long one block cobblestone bridge 😭😭

[@thatguyrobert660]

at least ghasts can't blow it up

[@piderman9487]

True

[@denontown]

@Frostycarrot is a dude BWHAHAHHAHAHAH

[@Cooper_zzz]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aKOmc4VofZhqea8

[@digitalredux01]

@Yash Bhandari biiiiig whoooooosh

[@antekplayz1405]

It’s tradition to come back to this once in a while

[@GreenCape7]

I love how he throws a load of snowballs, and doesn't get a single tower, but when he throws one he gets the crystals.

[@Calamaarii]

Fr lol i thought i only noticed that

[@thedarkknight8225]

editing stupid

[@thebest_cheese1704]

@DON'T yeah we dont

[@pissheater3k]

@@Danger_IDRH no u

[@pissheater3k]

@@Danger_IDRH because that’s an opinion

[@zennyzen7256]

*"But not me though, I'm built different"*

[@lilyloop5632]

C0ochi man

[@SlyvanTurtle]

Famous last words

[@jay_suraimu2000]

And then dies like three times😂

[@mindbendersambition7014]

I read this the exact time he said it

[@zennyzen7256]

Yes the number 666 🌝🔪🔪

[@izaaniqbal1309]

Someone needs to do a speed run but do the official Mojang steps. That’ll be fun to watch.

[@mrpenguin04]

Hmmm yes

[@SilverWinterSW]

*Y e s*

[@LeOrca14]

go dream

[@emmddogg]

oh DrEaMM

[@ellenford9832]

@@emmddogg ya

[@lars-kastrulrich]

Nice! Just today I thought, that after 12 years playing Minecraft, I never even reached End in survival mode.

[@TolumniaMC]

I’ve always wondered what goes through people’s mind when they craft a full set of wooden tools. I guess they studied the official guides before playing.

[@tiers9385]

I do it because my first day or two I use making my base. I also have horrible luck with iron when I do get stone tools. Yeah, Im a noob, lets gooooooo.

[@knox9739]

@@tiers9385 my worst one is that i will never find any diamond in mcpe...

[@uncleslumbago7594]

I usually jus make an axe and a pickaxe when I start then use them for fuel once I have stone

[@VeryRealPixel]

@@knox9739 Look at Y=11, or -51

[@knox9739]

@@VeryRealPixel does its still working in latest update since i already delete it

[@asiangaming8409]

"wither skeletons are the most scarist mobs, change my mind" by mysteryOre "The Warden"

[@benkurdi8199]

It's hard to argue with his assessment

[@asiangaming8409]

@@benkurdi8199 wither skeleton, tall, black, has a stone sword, just looks like a buff skeleton with a sword

[@VKAG]

@@asiangaming8409 they’re fast and give you the wither effect

[@breadman0512]

*M̷͇̞̗̙̮͉̳̝̔́̋̋̊̆̿̚E̵̢̤̥͔̥͎̥͖͒͒̿̌͒̒̍̋́̆̂͆͊̏̐*

[@kurtronqx7135]

@@VKAG lots of ways not to die. The Warden is pretty much just a big nope unless you can nerd pole in time

[@dyfwjosh]

"There's a realistic chance the ender dragon will kill me yea not me tho cuz im built different" then proceeds to die

[@mikazukihaku1505]

well saying that is death flag lol

[@Renikee]

Your comment has 420 likes Noice

[@HcazZach]

@@Renikee not anymore

[@Sussywussy64]

He had water but didint use it it was on purpse

[@HcazZach]

@Largy Lotts he got knocked up by the dragon and took fall damage so technically the dragon killed him

[@Luke_Animates69420]

“Not for me tho, im built different” *Also MysteryOre* : dies like 5 times

[@Kaminoboi]

He’s kind of bad at Minecraft

[@Maxel53]

I'm kind of ashamed but proud that as I child I used to play like the Mojang guides unironically, Pillar at spawnpoint was a must, crafting a bed instantly, getting full diamond before nether, building a shelter around the portal, etc.

[@AtrociousAK47]

i also had the guides, but they were much older versions that ended at "the horse update" from 2013. even then I mostly used it for help with remembering the manual grid recipes that were exclusive to the pc version and absent from console and pocket editions (which used a simpler recipe book style system, similar to terraria), as an alternative to having the wiki open in my browser or on another device

[@Spaghetti742]

bro the bed is the first thing i try to get bcuz on my minecraft i can NEVER find sheep

[@Kalani_Saiko]

@@AtrociousAK47 We had those older guides but ended up getting newer ones later. Honestly, I mainly used them for cool build ideas

[@alelianas]

"ashamed and proud" well that's an oxymoron I won't forget anytime soon..

[@smallpotato5445]

i think it’s a cute kid thing and is nothing to be ashamed of

[@deadnetwork7803]

Jeb: Does something cool for his wife because he loves her The community: *SIMP*

[@ashantihendley811]

People do be like that lol

[@petermarais4168]

Cute story: exist People: simp

[@eyaacoub8279]

@@petermarais4168 people who say simp are sad as fuck

[@Heisenvald]

That's not even the definition of simp🤦‍♂️

[@foxceles]

I mean, He's married to her so how's he a simp? lol

[@meloniscurrentlynotalive]

MysteryOre: uses his axe to kill sheep for wool. The shears he made: are we a joke to you?

[@06dpa]

I think he did it for food as well. Still, good point there.

[@jessy1982]

Usually, you shear THEN kill for food, since sheering gives more wool.

[@Froggediah]

they burnt, didn't they?

[@jacobcallahan3741]

@Wry tho? it isn't even 500

[@mattistrashatvideogames6412]

I think that they got destroyed when he died for the first time.

[@Kanpixels]

8:30 it feels really itchy not seeing him using the water bucket

[@LunchBoxer]

Imagine he finds ancient debris and is like “oh the book doesn’t say to do anything with this, I think it’s best not to mind it.”

[@JmKrokY]

On bio

[@N.F.F.A]

I agree

[@Donut-im9lk]

[Finds ancient city] "Oh the book doesn't say anything about this cool subterranean village. I think it's best not to mind it"

[@469k_]

@@Donut-im9lk Lmao

[@dunkleosteusterrelli]

@@JmKrokY He was

[@bvlissy6809]

When he was at the nether: “The guide Book? I don’t need the guide book” *gets attacked by different kinds of mobs* “I should’ve listened to the Book”

[@oliver-04]

Well the book doesnt tell us about the new mobs

[@thisguy8212]

@@oliver-04 it told us how to stay relatively safe tho

[@capybara9521]

All you had to do was reading this book

[@aranycal]

Yes, we watched the video too. No need to repeat a scene in words.

[@NiquelBones]

wow you watched the video how amazing

[@ryanfrick2190]

The grinding sections are the lost footage of every person who said "so I did some mining off camera"

[@clude2008]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pXvPY2iYdqeMl8U

[@mjacknback8994]

@@clude2008 don’t fall for it an ad saved me

[@Cr7edits456]

73 mil views is crazy mate keep it up

[@isnorathenerd4408]

My fav part is the: “Do you guys use 10 or 14 blocks to make your portal? Because personally I build mine with 50” Lol-

[@djdjdjdbeuw1105]

Same

[@RobinFlysHigh]

Hahahaha

[@piderman9487]

I use 50 but w i d e

[@BlezzoxxisChi]

50 tall? Eh i do 55 tall and wide its easy to find oits tall its huge so if i had a ton of dogs they could go threw

[@MixerDixer96]

You Guys Are Being Sh*theads It's Clearly 69 Blocks of Obsidian

[@drewsellinger9576]

MysteryOre: “Do you build your nether portal with 10, or 14 blocks?” Anybody who plays minecraft in 2020: 𝘆𝗲𝘀

[@reema4714]

I don't get it, did I not notice a change in portal building threw the years?

[@kirrakoala]

Lol

[@mrtopphatter5874]

@@reema4714 idk about you, but i've always built mine 10 by 12

[@Whoevenaskedyou]

@@reema4714 some people miss out the corners and some people don’t. But some make it extremely huge

[@reema4714]

@@Whoevenaskedyou but what does it have to do with the year 2020?

[@thiccyboi8801]

"because personally I build mine with 50" had me DEAD

[@donabisa6018]

WHAT

[@coltoncowan682]

@blossom_berries 456 lmao u looked at the 25 block tall portsl amd said "ya thatz prolly 15"

[@jackwilliams4036]

Personally I build mine from bedrock to build limit

[@thiccyboi8801]

@@coltoncowan682 I’M SCREAMING

[@thiccyboi8801]

@Spider I’m alive but I’m dead

[@TechBacon69]

0:25 imagine a baby zombie with full netherite armor, a netherite sword and a elytra ☠️

[@fisheyeball5004]

why isn't anybody talking about how satisfying the minding montage clips were? Edit: All the montages were satisfying

[@kakyoindonut3213]

mining*, nope, everything was satisfying

[@gapplssb]

Please correct your grandma

[@realperson9951]

@@gapplssb my grandma died, so I cant correct her, sorry

[@abhaysinghchandel8295]

@@gapplssb LOL , *grammar

[@snipee9655]

@@gapplssb u too XD

[@adotron7275]

3:00 gotta respect the time it took to mine 50 obsidian blocks with an unenchanted diamond pickaxe

[@TienNguyen-yj6fg]

True

[@brickandmortar7]

9.375 x 50 = 468.75 seconds. Thatd how long it took to mine that (7 minutes 48 seconds)

[@brickandmortar7]

@Limeify thats like 5 seconds more

[@kendricklamaristhegreatest]

@Limeify he also could have went into creative and just slid it into his inventory

[@lalybaka_s]

@@kendricklamaristhegreatest Well, If you pause at 5:42 you can see the chat and there is nothing saying he changed or idk. This man could be just wasting his time for the obsidian and I love that haha Edit : I have Bedrock edition (sucks) and idk how Java works 💀

[@henrybissland2349]

“These snowballs aren’t going to help” gets two straight after

[@lunar_eclipse654]

395 likes 1 comment

[@Asprogic]

What's this? kzbin.info/www/bejne/hHrHfXdno7Rpn8k

[@clear9981]

@@Asprogic stop promoting your own channel in the comments

[@imightbeanormaldude]

700likes

[@陈月恩]

1000th like uvu

[@jkohl3586]

4:42 Blaze: YOUR NOT MENT TO USE THE BOOK!!!

[@camilleb51]

his compilations of him breaking the blocks and killing the mobs are so satisfying

[@stevenwkyeung88]

Yea

[@cnafn3821]

Don't read my name!!

[@shadymc3795]

It is not compilations it is timelapses

[@natt731]

@@shadymc3795 no its not tf

[@eternal.vesper]

“Im gonna get as much wool as I can to make beds“ *proceeds to forget about the shears that he made for a reason*

[@amemdocremorhenzourielalt5533]

@Liam Castañeda shears to shear sheep to get wool

[@duckbacon1991]

@Awts Gege You need 3 wool and 3 wooden planks to make a bed

[@morningrosie3684]

Yeah. That triggered me. He could’ve gotten more wool from the same sheep without death.

[@HomeSlice4.0]

He needed food too💀

[@fak3Reality]

@@HomeSlice4.0 shear then kill with axe

[@jenhpp]

Petition to make a new speedrunning category: Intended way to play Minecraft Glitchless Speedrun

[@mitsuray819]

Which Minecraft Speedrun is not glitchless?

[@lukedolley742]

@@mitsuray819 there is a category for glitching

[@POW-qw9pc]

Hehe he I found you

[@alxxsv]

Petition for endless mining montages

[@streamlabs2248]

Can we make a a category who can beat the game the slowest

[@DreamerzNetwork]

"I'm not sure what the bowl's for but I don't see a toilet anywhere"

[@ShockTheMC1]

“Do you build portals with 10 or 14 obsidian? Because personally, I build mine with 50.” The way he said it made it hilarious. Lol.

[@dubblebrick]

i do 14. no corners, double wide

[@morbius4296]

Streamers after failing to make an nether portal: i build with 8

[@onyx2186]

I had the honor to be the 69th person to like this comment

[@danielmarquez8979]

Finally someone who remembers this channel

[@Liam.1-23]

I build mine 3 lol

[@vlatkomacici7528]

Question: "do you build your nether portql with 10 or 14 block of obsidian, cuz I make mine with 50" Weird ass flex, but ok

[@sitsia3808]

uhhh... So is it stretched wide or is it high?

[@jacklee8385]

High

[@Owkenn]

High

[@JohnWick-pq5su]

5 stacc

[@tao_-iw6my]

@Suljic Ensar It’s a quote from the video, it isn’t stolen shut up

[@Superphilipp]

"My nether doesn't look like the one in the book." Don't worry, your nether is perfectly normal just the way it is.

[@jerusha4jesus]

All nethers matter

[@saint-patrick6475]

@@jerusha4jesus i prefer the original one

[@xiegos]

@@saint-patrick6475 same

[@Tiishen]

This is such a terrible joke - I love it.

[@tipiilegends5482]

@@111-k4z well now we’ll be seeing the new nether for 8 years

[@kobebryant7116]

This guy probably made $200k-$300k on this one video… this is why I love KZbin

[@christinaelwood7052]

"I'm going to grab lots of wool for a lot of beds," He said killing the sheep when he had a pair of shears.

[@fabrice6847]

Stolen...

[@wellifailed392]

Probably lost it into the lava

[@RF-Ataraxia]

@@fabrice6847 The word stolen is also stolen, what's your point

[@deadgirlwalking6161]

@@fabrice6847 stolen comment

[@CarlosMendoza-ks3ev]

@Aaron Zimmerman and yours is too

[@saldan3985]

"I'm in crippling debt" Not a minute in, and I already love this video.

[@randomkid8999]

have you finished watching the video

[@azrelldrekmorr9344]

@@randomkid8999 no

[@clude2008]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pXvPY2iYdqeMl8U

[@idkwtp9264]

I think he’s done watching maybe?

[@rayvonrobinson5842]

He got my sub already an its the first time watching,the mama sheep got me

[@krysmun]

MysteryOre: Makes Shears also MysteryOre: Still kills sheep for their wool instead of Shearing them for more. (edit) Wait what- I was only gone for 13 hours, how the hell did I get 1.9K likes-

[@enzoongweekiat1711]

He wanted food

[@tanjirokamado4284]

they drop mutton 2

[@Two0Four]

@@enzoongweekiat1711 yeah but he should shear them and then kill them

[@StalaVII]

@@Two0Four he might not have needed it?

[@MILK-be5hc]

He needed food two

[@Whomst_art_thou_babbling]

Sometimes it's fun to just watch a moderately skilled gamer play.

[@tachysargon]

It sounds so satisfying when he speeds up the mining/etc.

[@pewuss567]

Same

[@azahribradshaw7542]

yeah agreed

[@pewuss567]

@@azahribradshaw7542 when he speeds up the iron mining

[@xyzdrippylol]

Yea

[@jacksonsteen8862]

Yes

[@CallMeRavenZYT]

The moment he said "Could use a panic shelter right now"just was hilarious

[@judemyervector]

Should have listened to the guild

[@steffenjcbrandes]

Yes that really was

[@vl242424]

Yuhhh

[@biuliu7157]

guild@@judemyervector

[@ElDuderinoh]

@@judemyervectorguide

[@osirissolano6962]

"how many blocks of obsidian would you like?" MysteryOre: yes

[@tackthefox6754]

*5 0*

[@mexicanoatmeal2120]

Yes

[@savanaho7687]

500 hight limit and connected to both borders

[@Qqwskon]

*5 0*

[@abandonedhhhv]

Really I build mines till hight limit.

[@ironicswag5830]

You can hear the nervousness and the spit warming in his mouth knowing that he’s about to beat the ender dragon for the first time in his own

[@normenopo62X]

Wolf: 8hp Bee: 10hp Mojang: *This is big brain time*

[@Reejb_1111]

hi

[@Reejb_1111]

I don't play Minecraft but you inspire me

[@grownman9984]

@@Reejb_1111 how does a comment about higher hp inspire you to play minecraft

[@Forvennm]

@@grownman9984 cause it doesnt

[@DarkN25]

@@grownman9984 because bee healthy ....get it? *i'm sorry.*

[@Thatonedude227]

The algorithm gods have chosen you.

[@even___]

Ima make an offering to them so they choose me Get on the stone slab

[@Dudalf]

Lmao here too

[@D4rtCt]

Ah I see, so we've come together again

[@D4rtCt]

@cheez cake if you're referring to my name, it's actually just the three things I enjoy the most in life. And I'm definitely a Weeb. Not a furry tho (not like that's a bad thing) :D

[@dethhe]

@cheez cake here

[@somerandomobbyist8595]

“These snowballs aren’t going to work”. *continues using snowballs*

[@julia-ho8qo]

pls

[@nvincld6827]

2 reply?

[@mccarthyboys336]

Yep

[@jangene4]

yea he had to keep doing what the book said

[@churrix1082]

Just as soon as i read this comment he actually said it 😂

[@itsnabnablol]

"Mojang recommends we get an elytra before we go to the end"

[@micahwarkentin3541]

*Normal Gamers:* “Use swords to kill a dragon!” *Minecraft Gamers:* “Sleeping is the only way...”

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

is minecraft even good now im a 7 year veteran with the OG handbooks that quit 2 years ago lol..... also why does this video have so many views

[@jerrynotgerry7095]

@@LavaCreeperPeople yea it think it’s pretty good, pretty good updates. Also the vid has many views cuz prob beating Mc was a huge trend

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

@@jerrynotgerry7095 nice

[@jerrynotgerry7095]

@@LavaCreeperPeople lol ty

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

@@jerrynotgerry7095 np :)

[@vitamins6611]

What he's trying to get across: Snowballs is the answer to everything

[@justamellofangirl6816]

99th like lol

[@datbubby]

*ARE

[@jyostnabenparmar1783]

Exactly 🤣🤣

[@davetrap9403]

5 more likes

[@adiprasetyo7_69]

666 likes

[@texnie]

Someone: So, how long have you been playing mc? Me: Uh, almost 9 years Them: So you’ve beaten the ender dragon? Me: Uh... bout that-

[@frostedpancake3882]

Me neither

[@ElAnvaBar]

Neither have i

[@ManpasTheBreathingHuman]

same :(

[@Drake_Waffle]

I actually just beat the enderdragon about 2 days before steve released in smash, but I forgot the egg

[@Niterider0513_1]

@@Drake_Waffle wanna play sometime?

[@amandafeightner2903]

Professional Boxer : punching tree Steve : Your doing it wrong man you gotta right click.

[@Savinski]

I've noted that the only way to win is to immediately build a dirt tower at spawn. There is no other way.

[@randomcow505]

I’ve been playing since beta and oddly enough all them years ago that was the advice my friend gave me, first day, build a big tower back to spawn And honestly if your not using cords and back when the world looked more the same everywhere it was a good bit of advice

[@vl242424]

I mean it does help if your coordinates are off (Bad English)

[@KyleGD]

​@@vl242424bad apple 🤩

[@DonnaMarie-dm]

​@@vl242424that's not bad english,that's really good english

[@vl242424]

@@DonnaMarie-dm yay