Beating Skyrim with Bad Translations (and way too much grinding)

[@TheRobertMoxley]

Wait until Joov finds out that when he rages out about how few potions the vendor has, he was actually looking at his inventory not the vendors.

[@HoffayStudios35]

"It's so over"

[@MaxentiusVI]

Losing my mind over joov trying to find the potion from the vendor in solitude but he keeps checking his own inventory instead of the lady's stock

[@artifalse]

i love the skyrim feature of being able to one shot an enemy but needing two hits to pass by a cobweb

[@rocinante0293]

It makes sense. Cobwebs don't really take impacts the same way a person would

[@Spoodabandit]

“I had a dream the other night and all I did was check empty urns. Every urn empty, nothing, but just urns… I checked over and over. I even check the same empty urn multiple times in a row.” That was heart touching, like a beautiful poem. But mostly a nightmare. 😂

[@DietJoov]

Alright I let the grind get way out of hand with this one but still enjoyed mostly breaking and putting this build to rest finally. Next stream (possibly 2) we will be running through the rest of Jedi Academy

[@sheykenasababy]

Yes, lull me to sleep with your incomprehensible fantasy gibberish, you caramel voiced funny man you.

[@lilmancc35]

Im glad to see what someone play the game the way i do sometimes. Thanks for yhe fun series. Cant wait to see whats next.

[@joshalmightyblades]

That F'n Rick impression was the best thing I've seen on the Internet In weeks...😂💀

[@zombifiedsquid]

3:10:43 I’m here if you need to talk

[@MidnightPilots]

Listening to Joov get heated during the merchant-punching segments is way funnier at 2x playback speed.

[@thezja]

Thank you Joov for another delicious vod to sleep to. Nom nom nom nom

[@awboqm]

2:45:42 The solution to the puzzle is to always hit the leftmost available button. The first two buttons have the opposite effect on each other which is why you sometimes get to the point where you would click it and it doesn't do anything.

[@leam1978]

6:15:00 this is when the cumulative effects of the brain rot visually manifested in utter confusion over the most basic of skyrim puzzle

[@sophie_soup]

i am so happy you actually did the alcoholic tumors thumbnail 🤣🤣

[@samuraijack1k997]

I love that Alduin became a Lawyer in this version of the game

[@necronekonomicon2492]

Hey Joov! Long time consumer of the vods here, thanks for the continued great content as i pull up a third tab of one of your other vods!

[@burkedigital]

The vod channel has been excellent side content to the point where my only comment is LOOK UP THE PRONUNCIATION OF THE WORD "ETHEREAL"

[@BodeWinsGames97]

There is an aditional perk in light armor that allows you to hit every unarmed attack as a critical hit, i used it to one tap jarl ballin' on legendary

[@ChausayFPS]

Whoever sent you on a wild goose chase for a potion that didn’t exist, not very cash money of them 😅

[@SimplyNotReally]

46:13 bro literally turned into guns n roses

[@renniiroo]

i giggled

[@TheFeltmeister]

If you can enchant five Raise unarmed damagescale by twenty five percent necklaces or rings You go to the white run guard Barracks and you drop them off in a barrel Then you go to jail. Break out Into the guard barracks And then you equipped one of the necklaces Or rings go back to jail The game will count you still having that necklace on but You won't really have it on because you're in jail rinse and repeat until all necklaces have been equipped one at a time you will just one punch anyone

[@Dovahmanx]

Glad I could be here for this one!! Always love a Joov stream

[@Maxi2763]

"Seems to be our vendor." Proceeds to slam her throug hthe wall... Hilarious!

[@randallwilson4088]

“I wanna read my book again” *punches so hard they fly across the room* GOD DAMNIT TEACH ME! 😂😂😂

[@S1lent_Sm1le]

Was there for the whole stream, that meeting was really brain mush

[@Number5_SCP]

Not enough grinding, next time need a full 4 hours of grinding

[@TheFeltmeister]

45:09 MAKE US JOOV JORTS you could have Diet and Joov on the back pockets we need vod watcher specific merch

[@peppchan]

ive never been this early to a joov upload woah

[@T1ttyLedz]

Lurked Hard on the stream, built some lego and napped, so 👌 was perfect, gonna rewatch while I build more lego tomorrow Oneee puuuucnh

[@missingpersons305]

4:13:05 There's also a fortify alchemy circlet there too lol

[@someone___1240]

Meaning: BE BRAVE!!!!

[@Spoodabandit]

5:02:39 “3e 401” looking at map that says it’s 4e 202 😂

[@mo.619]

1:50:00 is you at your best Joov 🤣 I love the way you use music to enhance bits, funny af

[@arinarryn]

I'm always deeply inhaled and exhaled like a dissapointed math teacher every time joov selling/buying stuff. It's like he sold 927 ring for 130 and then go back to buy more stuff, instead of buying stuff until at least the vendor have enough gold or 75% worth the item he sold. And then he was like "why oh why couldnt i afford a greater soul gem???" Idk it just pissed me off so bad that I had to skipped the shopping proportion of the game

[@zulazhar1259]

Also the part where he wants the fortify enchant 25% potion. He missed it twice 😅

[@arinarryn]

@@zulazhar1259 yeah it's funny but frustrating 😂

[@CaptainClowns]

The silence is loud when Joov isn't playing in the background when I do anything

[@sc0tsman1980]

I love the elemental damage for unarmed. Makes me wonder if scaling destruction would make that effect more powerful

[@adamjones3672]

1:32:10 😂 If only he waited 2 more seconds. What a line!

[@flyindevil]

Multiple Punch Andy over here

[@thedarkwolfzearoth]

Did I have fun? Fuck yeah uhhhhhuhuh

[@lbgonpokeit]

Really cool that you did this mod, thanks Joov 😅

[@mattloven1684]

Dynamic entry on the sneak skill tree: Performing a silent roll increases unarmed damage by 40 pts for 3s

[@Spoodabandit]

5:55:55 Joov breaking number one streaming rule to never say good night on stream and he proceeds to say good night abt 15 times singing some shitty black eyed peas😂

[@TheRevan1337]

"Only wagon i'm riding is your mom's." - Joov 2024

[@Alex_N_M]

I feel like we need to see the final stats for number of murders. Thanks for the VOD as always, Joov

[@DragonslayerPS3]

The Witcher and The Walking Dead are two of my favorite universes but Jesus... this show is absolutely unhinged

[@wolfman4lph4]

6:15:47 you didn't have to call me out like that, Joovy... 😢😢😢😢😢 😂

[@christianjacinto7042]

17 minutes Let's Go!!!!!! Perfect length to cover my entire work day. Life is good 😄

[@Negeta]

Maybe you’ve heard of the legend of the Thunderbird, but have you heard tale of the Stormcock?

[@Sophia-vk5bq]

6:31:42 Power is his power. It’s one smack man!

[@KinaIchi]

2:08:28 that is in fact a trumpet with a mute

[@Superradman]

love the vids man, i am doing a similar build but with only light armor and heavy armor skills it is pretty fun with ordinator.

[@Turtle_With_A_Gun]

Could you show us the mod list? Specifically the one which lets you fling people by punching them?

[@Spoodabandit]

Joov would love a “kill every non essential” challenge he damn near did it in this one🤣

[@InfidelRage]

season 5 of WD, they were all dripping in sweat, musta been that Georgia heat.

[@regs137]

Quiet casting in the illusion tree let's you shout and stay in stealth

[@spotonstupid]

One spell from Skyrim for real life? Fast Healing.

[@Spoodabandit]

4:13:28 loses his “bye bye” bounty and proceeds to “bye bye” the town that’s how yk joov is the supreme Skyrim being has too much gold and is feeling himself way to much

[@stuartdixon228]

Hay joov love the content just wanted to let you know that the shouting at salmon dose work (ps5) done a little testing and it seems it can only be done on slow moving waters eg lakes ponds and oceans just netted myself 51 roe from solitude area and the lake near riverwood

[@pugthemaster8]

Ya never know, run one punch man through translate 100 times and maybe you end up with two punch combo carl, and that's how the run ended, kinda fitting

[@unholymarie2157]

Thank you again, Joov. Alcoholic Tumors.

[@Dorian3824]

the only person to ever have troubles with the scroll puzzle

[@asthinecrowflies]

The people saying he was looking at his own potions 💀 I didnt even notice...

[@blazingswayze5518]

The circlet under the alchemy ring was also enchanted for alchemy. But then you killed her 😂

[@computerdragon]

Ark is good chat

[@Platyypus]

Whats the link to the discord I cant find it anywhere?

[@The.Mawnster]

I'll tell you. The true Noah was the friends we punched along the way...

[@Zedkah1]

one punch consisting of multiple instances of hitting man

[@Stephen-zc6gg]

Are you going to continue the Kingdom Come: Deliverance playthrough?

[@kushagratripathi7444]

AND THE SAGA CONCLUUUUUDESSSS

[@spk8131]

u seem like u would do an extremely good todd chavez impression

[@TheRobertMoxley]

My bro using entomb to get around airport security.

[@Kuhner9198]

WHEN solstheim again??

[@sergantanthony216]

Look ma. Im in a Diet Joov video

[@wongadonga5450]

I LOVE YOU JOOV

[@lilmancc35]

Joov its not true. You dont just have witcher season 4 to watch. You also have the borderlands and minecraft movies to watch when they come out.

[@Lyki27]

Joov challenge: Beat the civil war story line as the Skyrim live action trailer Dragonborn

[@qatchuck7562]

What about Skyrim having a new game plus?

[@HoffayStudios35]

5:57:25 hours ain't enough LITTLE PUP

[@TheBRad704]

Jorts for life

[@Sumboooodeeey]

Joov I wanna see you do a playthrough of the main story, dawnguard, and dragonborn quests on expert difficulty survival mode - permadeath, Vanilla. Can you do it, or are you chicken?

[@kyle9401]

Damn Tommy Ross

[@nottheoriginalhandle]

Be BRAVE. TELL ME.

[@Serialescapist]

Gloves of the pugilist would have worked out too

[@darkstarfuture]

Yeah I'm not sure about the whole "no armor" thing when light armor would have been leagues better than none 😂

[@craigdellicarpini772]

For the Elder Scroll puzzle hit the second button until the third opens, then hit that twice and then hit the fourth button…Its the easiest puzzle in the game…

[@HoffayStudios35]

2:02:44 I can't fucking breathe

[@destrik4115]

Without leaving whiterun redux 🤣🤣🤣

[@DjRiderDnBDragon]

3:57:03 why bro what did he do to you

[@cadence4527]

The falmer are blind. Have a little more respect for them. They are doing their best. At least they built the trap while blind. And really, that trap is a Survival of the Fittest test for the falmer. Who can remember where we put the trap, because we can't see where we put it? And maybe they just expect everyone to be blind.

[@nicenangry]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 why didn't you just make the potion yourself you could have easily made a stronger potion.

[@Aceship]

Difference between Joov and Doug. Doug would ban Kenny and a few extra people just for fun. And they’d love him for it. Ya’ll may all be white bearded guys but it would be unfair to say you don’t have your own styles.

[@turnbull832]

Doug and chat used to get on back in the day before the battle for who's main character began. Joov will learn to hate us too.

[@connivingkhajiit]

4:12:54

[@baldxiao]

3:54:08 Pov: racism

[@Aceship]

Time for sleep

[@raynorzeraph953]

Tell Me.

[@RIP_rizocks]

6:45:37 hi visseruben

[@nuyabiss]

Coral

[@zefft.f4010]

jovs

[@gnarlynachoosrs1152]

jov

[@doodprinny2338]

👀

[@zombifiedsquid]

3:10:43 I’m here if you need to talk

[@エレダー]

drunk stream

[@NDBTDTRVRLR]

YO I'M FIRST LOL

[@NDBTDTRVRLR]

YO JOOV IF U SEE THIS I LOVE YOUR VIDS MAN

[@jamieh1847]

Some people put Joov’s videos on to watch while eating dinner, some people put them on to fall asleep, but Joov is my companion while I edit my resume and apply for jobs 🫡

[@Spoodabandit]

“I had a dream the other night and all I did was check empty urns. Every urn empty, nothing, but just urns… I checked over and over. I even check the same empty urn multiple times in a row.” That was heart touching, like a beautiful poem. But mostly a nightmare. 😂