Beauregard's Blissful Binaural Box of ASMR

[@FastFoodVicar]

This guy pumps out so many hour long videos all of which have incredible amounts of effort but into the entire thing.. Honestly one of the most hard working creative youtubers going

[@mrmaxwell346]

You put a b instead of a p. But yeah I agree whole heartedly with you he has a work ethic we should all aspire to.

[@luanik8kmg5]

Agreed

[@matteobanchio2786]

@@luanik8kmg5 bro Nice pfp

[@phantomkidd9235]

@@mrmaxwell346 p

[@StephanieMaple]

I've been meaning to talk to my husband about my sleeping problems and my methods I have to try to make it easier but I'm not quite sure how to bring up the concept of falling asleep to the sound of a man with a moustache and a top hat rubbing a wooden box with a carrot.

[@shushupyounaughtyminx4832]

Carl Weathers And the award for creepiest comment goes to!

[@modestleviathan7056]

Similar to a guided sleep meditation but more focused on sounds.

[@creepydeadkid]

Lmao that's amazing

[@softia42]

I should have read this comment years earlier to redirect you to another comment on another Rift video where a guy was in the same situation as you and told his girlfriend that he watches ASMR 🤭

[@timothycharteris1028]

I tried a new restaurant... I frequent there quite often Congrats

[@bedlam98]

Tim Bleach if he can make a video this awesome, surely he's not constrained by linear time.

[@KingSusan420]

Best reply ever, 10/10

[@timothycharteris1028]

Dash X Can't argue with that

[@Fluffyvoir]

He probably meant new to him.

[@SpanglerConrad]

Maybe his other times he did dine-and-dash, so this was the first time he actually paid the bill.

[@ReallyTwistedHumor]

The squid being off has been a theme in a couple of recent vids So now I'm trying to work out if ER is foreshadowing for an upcoming video or if he's just throwing shade on a place that actually sold him sub-par seafood

[@Cosmoclaste]

Or Beauregard just ate in Innsmouth, in one of Dr. Clemmons' favourite restaurants.

[@malignantastralinfestation5834]

Probably a cthulhu meme

[@isaacfenigsohn3839]

I think as a result of uncle E eating that said low-quality squid, we won't be seeing videos from Deep One Dave anymore

[@GavrielTGK]

Maybe he is unknowingly depressed and doesn't understand why he does not enjoy his favorite foods anymore.

[@FyreEagle]

I love that it is both "A new restaurant" and one he "frequents often."

[@IndustrialBonecraft]

"I want you to imagine that this box is your head. Of course, it's not as attractive as yours". You clearly haven't seen my head.

[@boopsboops7692]

Well I’m sure his opinion wouldn’t change

[@AndragonLea]

Told my boss that Uncle E gave me permission to slouch: got promoted, currently posting from the corner office. 10/10 would relax again.

[@melihtayyipsahan3307]

chicken permission bone app the teeth

[@samuelthompson2152]

Melih Sahan AYYYYYYYY

[@GavrielTGK]

ayy lmao

[@coenraed]

Is this memes?

[@boog8388]

coenraed yes my child, you have entered the memes

[@Renamoose]

Thumbnail looks like ER is roleplaying a wooden chair.

[@allenbell9604]

Renamon Toast Crunch "Boys and girls of all ages! COME SIT ON MY LAP!"

[@spiralhaze2070]

...I'd watch it.

[@diabolicallink]

It does!

[@28OntheRise]

10/10 most relaxing chair in the game right now, would sit again.

[@Werewolfslayer14]

Renamon Toast Crunch meanwhile ER is reading comments with pen and paper for new ideas

[@ASMRPowerOfSound]

Amaaaazing work!!!

[@VenomWave]

ASMR Power Of Sound Ah HA! Found You!

[@BB-gw8kz]

ASMR Power Of Sound fuck off

[@stiffpuppet1105]

Forgot you watched these vids too

[@jordi2233]

I think the box makes good sounds

[@VanderDeck3n]

Raffy, master of tapping sounds

[@ZepviK]

Raffy fan spotted. :)

[@ajaugustine7898]

Papilla de niño

[@xxdaeara]

As someone who's enjoyed ASMR content for more than five years, and someone who's followed and been a fan of your work since the very beginning, I can honestly say this is (in my opinion and to me) one of your greatest stand-alone creations. I routinely have to take breaks and recharge my tingles, but I haven't done that in a while, and this video gave me tingles so intense they gave me full-body goosebumps. Absolutely unreal. Thank you.

[@intercosmicrationalist8556]

Getting splinters in my fingers ASMR

[@zakleathers1133]

I thought about that same thing.

[@FlutterLights]

Matthew Spangler lol I was really expecting him to get a big splinter in the middle of the video.

[@youngman3682]

I see what you did there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@GavrielTGK]

he has a bandage on his right hand middle finger

[@annienyan]

That's what sandpaper is for.

[@hollyevebrook]

"Gently banging away all your stress."

[@raeleelol]

I shouldn't be laughing this hard

[@youngman3682]

ANimE595 I see what you did there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@crepit1413]

I'm laughing my ass off here xD

[@BossDoubloon30]

ANimE595 😆

[@SnoFitzroy]

With that beard? Papa Rift doesn't have to be gentle ;3

[@beadyb.1781]

Something tells me this guy is quite a big puzzle piece to the Ephemeral universe.

[@TarrakaSprichwort]

The mastermind that he is: no doubt. Unless this restaurant is just a new running gag.

[@matfarre5999]

BDconrad what If he is a bridge between the different rift worlds....

[@guy_does_nothing_productive]

hes in an ER, ephemeral rickstaverse

[@UnknownSpooky]

*Scrolls down through a rather interesting comment section* *Scrolls back up to see ER scratching a box with a carrot* I like this channel.

[@goodvibes4891]

i love his asmr because instead of making it some cheesy intro, or hard to believe story, no sound BS, but still getting an amazing story / performance that isn't only asmr, but also more of a video. #1 asmr'er. keep it up ephemeral

[@mauidemigodofthewindandsea456]

Does anyone ever question how many rooms Rifts house has? I see that he can just change the setting, but some of the rooms are like..completely changed. I call black magic.

[@chevychevy022]

He doesn't have a house. you're just seeing the many rooms of the Sanitarium..

[@DropDownBear]

But he cannot perform black magic! He is white! Then again, he is Mr Rift, and you know how good his costumes are.

[@LongDomSilverss]

Confused Transformer he pulls new rooms out of the rift

[@LongDomSilverss]

Anime Niac this is same room as normal but with a different curtain, follow him on Instagram (didn't mean to sound rude)

[@malignantastralinfestation5834]

Uncle E really is the best. I remember at first I thought he was weird and had a hard time getting used to a male ASMRtist but damn, he's untouchable.

[@litch0117]

Mom: What are you doing? Me: Watching a man in a top hat tap a wooden box with a carrot

[@TheASMRAngel]

That bag was something special!!!

[@harveyfuller7655]

ASMR Angel yo waddup, u the real mvp

[@fdw1977]

If this was a magic act it would of been called "Magically triggering your asmr" btw Professor Clemmons and Beauregard may of met one time they both went to a restaurant with Kalamari that was "off"

[@fdw1977]

***** ctuhulhumari

[@wattman-music-archive]

i noticed that too lol

[@TarrakaSprichwort]

I think that the real oddity, is that the phrase was repeated exactly. There has to be some deep lore here.

[@RupeeRhod]

You seem to be confusing the word "have" with the word "of" often. They may _have_ met would be correct, may of met doesn't really make much sense :P The same goes for "would of", it's "would have". Just providing some insight so were can preserve the language in a more logical form. You an chose to ignore it, but sharing thoughts is easier when readers don't get lost in the grammar :D

[@fdw1977]

MetObsessed k also and

[@FirePhoenix39]

Last time I was this early, Pepe wasn't a hate symbol

[@cop-killer-]

he always was Hillary said so

[@kalter000]

Is he now?

[@kalter000]

***** FeelsBadMan

[@evilmorganfreeman2726]

The US is fucked, you can either elect a corpse or a wig

[@biscuitknife4331]

Do you actually know any of their policies or do you get all of your political opinions from South Park?

[@alanaalakoski5884]

This is by far one of my favorite videos you've done and I've got non stop tingles.

[@WanderingWhispers]

Beauregard's Binaural Box Brings Billions o' Blissful Bumps Bustling Below my Braids

[@Susanna-oo2qd]

soooo... u have goosebumps on the back of your neck?

[@localanathema3432]

ah, alliteration. an amazing art.

[@WanderingWhispers]

your local dreamer And awesome!

[@DiazVolt]

But because Beauregard brought billions o' blissful bumps below your braids, did you follow it up with a bountiful bouquet of bread-like beverage by amounts beyond what browsing bequeaths basic belief of acceptance is and bringing belittlement to the broad bulk o' blaggard's of a basic day? Sorry I shouldn't read comments when i'm sleepy, weird things happen.

[@heykenzo4284]

10 months later. And this comment of yours just got yourself a new subscriber.

[@gabtype]

WHAT'S IN THE BOX!?

[@GaslampASMR]

gabtype SE7EN

[@gabtype]

Thanthuril someone here doesn't get quotes ಠ_ಠ

[@HellHound_]

The Mic isnt in the box, they are taped on the sides, he even shows that in the video. Its like you didnt even watch the video ಠ_ಠ

[@katiaalaeva2177]

+HellHound maybe they listened to this video with their eyes closed

[@heavenrvne888]

A box

[@jdprettynails]

ER: pretend this box is your head Me: no problem ER: * pulls out a mallet * Me: O_O

[@Really_Skunkey]

every here is talking about the mallet, and a couple people mentioned how they didn't think it would be relaxing, GUYS REMEMBER WHO WE ARE DEALING WITH, this is uncle E, the guy could rev a chainsaw and it would give us tingles

[@marccram2664]

TRIGGERED

[@RoninTheShogun]

Lost Moose That is so true

[@GavrielTGK]

no it's not...its a massive over exaggeration! chainsaws are very loud and not relaxing whatsoever.

[@davidmurphy4672]

he could edit the chainsaws noises or tap the chain saw like he did with bats and stuff tire irons

[@fernandoleamshake7031]

+Zorgod slow mo chainsaw. Muffled chainsaw

[@gregwitczak3381]

"I tried a new restaurant which I frequent often" This story is full of holes, I'm cracking this case wide open Beau.

[@6043231041]

Greatest ASMRist on KZbin hands down.

[@barrybbenson9968]

Petition to make Rift the King of ASMR Dios mio I would sign that shit in a heartbeat

[@Travers95]

That video is a masterpiece. It reminds of the Virtual Barber Shop video a bit. Very good job ER.

[@bauske]

Travers I was thinking the same thing! It's the way he speaks.

[@kadburycream]

Beauregard is my new favourite character. I love the mirror mirror video so I'm so glad you revisited the character. now with added name!

[@AdamHH11]

You are a great human being. Can't wait to see what you have planned for Halloween!

[@CasuaLxClan]

I like boxes

[@GiulslovesMC]

That's great

[@SmileyDayz0]

hey brother

[@memsus2346]

Potato then you will just loooooooovve metal gear!

[@MugenHeadNinja]

*in snake voice* METAL GEAR!?

[@aespyro]

psycho mantis?

[@davidamirahmadi6003]

i gotta say rift you work harder than anyone else to put out great asmr!! keep up the great work

[@wheremybike]

last time i was this early, i could think of something witty to say.

[@FourTwenT]

Good one buddy

[@wheremybike]

gotta admit, not proud of it.

[@mauidemigodofthewindandsea456]

the DESIRES I remember you. You questioned my statement on how Rifts fruit is all organic. WHICH IT IS.

[@blondieeexr]

whereismybike

[@kittyofxcodeh700]

these comments are cancer

[@henrycollector7588]

I don't usually comment on KZbin videos but I have to say that you sir are a creative genius

[@afruit6720]

+ReLLim WaVe triggered

[@draconicrift8974]

Just woke up, and now its time to go back to sleep

[@peachinelight]

You're the first person in youtube who doesn't annoy me in any way even a little. I always like your videos, no matter if you just chitchat or do an hour-long well-edited high-production-quality video. You're awesome!

[@masonhobb9843]

amazing use of the curtain in the intro, great job

[@rustyceilingfan]

Two videos in a row with gurgling stomach? Am I the only one who notices this stuff??

[@Wyattporter]

He mentioned calamari twice now

[@zakleathers1133]

He's either hungry or he needs to stop eating out! xD

[@TheCullen513]

"Imagine this box as your head..." he says as he pulls out a mallet.

[@dezezzful]

Rolling the ball on top of the box was incredible!! This has really helped reduce how long my anxiety has taken to subside. Thank you so much!!

[@grantbowtiefanaccount2437]

Thank god, ASMR as 2AM, right as I'm falling asleep

[@kalacs32]

The smooth scraping with the mallet was surprisingly heavenly. Also, doing his moustache like this makes him look waaay younger.

[@Jawwnn]

How to be a KZbin commenter. - Have anime pic, say something like "Oh yes I like video very much uploader senpai" - Make shitty meme that's already been commented 100 times before - Actually make a good comment about the video (.0001% of viewers)

[@overloadofmemes2826]

we can see that you chose the second one for this comment

[@mirainikki6665]

Like there is something bad in 1st type of comments

[@kalter000]

I'm glad you felt special for a moment.

[@familysizebagofchips3612]

There is something wrong w. the 1st type, it makes you look like a dumb little child...

[@wheremybike]

how many levels of hypocrisy are you operating on? also, if you have a channel that you actually use, you should avoid commenting.

[@itsMeDAnn]

u know ur ear buds r broke when u hear nothing on one side ;-;

[@FourTwenT]

Did this really need to be said

[@jujuwakeup]

use mono sound

[@poundlandrolex3632]

bro am deaf in one ear be lucky lol

[@LunarEdge7]

I have a kind of an opposite yet similar problem. MY LEFT EAR IS *LEAKING* GOOEY SHIT.

[@skyhigh7460]

LunarSkyWolf7 Its called ear wax

[@doctor0280]

This is one of my favourites, I love the way wood transfers sound. I'd gladly allow Beauregard to forcefully put my head in a box again.

[@kylegrzyb]

"Just pretend that this box is your head""I also have this mallet" This is why I love you Rift :)

[@Lozosos]

After building years of experience and trust as an ASMR artist for the people to turn up the volume to a near maximum, I personally wouldn't be able to resist just "gently" tapping on the box with the hammer.

[@hybriddriverandwholefoodss3255]

E. might as well be crowned the King, hell the Overlord of KZbin of ASMR considering I get the most relaxation from his videos, his videos are the most creative, and his role plays don't make me cringe to high heavens because he doesn't lowball/overdo any impressions/characters!!!

[@tdotrtz2107]

I love the fact that Rift likes to add variety in his youtube videos.

[@connorhoward9934]

He has a bandage on his finger I have a bandage on my finger Bandage buds

[@LongDomSilverss]

Connor Bana I've got one too, We are bandage brothers

[@austinhoover698]

Connor Bana we are the band of bandage brothers

[@justincopley2558]

I find myself coming back to this video often, for relaxation, entertainment, and to test the audio in my headset.

[@bigsponk7849]

really great to see this channel grow over the last 4 years

[@macejaso]

This guy is so impressive. Has so many ideas, his drive is amazing.

[@soulseekerx]

I'm always amazed with the effort you put into making all these awesome settings and characters for us! It makes each of your videos an amazing ASMR experience! Thank you!

[@cp78912]

Beau-regard, I get it, I'm French. You hansom devil ;)

[@gryphon7675]

Chris Patry idk the significance in Franch, but in America it's just a really old fashioned name. At least in the south

[@gryphon7675]

Lol, I meant France

[@cp78912]

DeathRules haha, Franch sounds like a mix of French and ranch dressing!

[@ralphy6411]

you know you can correct a comment right after you post it right

[@gryphon7675]

Ralphy yeah, but it was a funny screw up

[@bamb00k58]

You have very quality content! You deserve much more subscribers, your ASMR videos are the best i've seen, wish you luck!

[@ASMRGamingNews]

This is so creative! Love your channel ^_^

[@matteobazzy-bucknell4688]

Wow I have not felt tingles like this since the first time I watched ASMR. Nice video man.

[@gb731]

Just listened to your interview on the college radio station, it was really interesting getting a little insight into your life. I'm also glad to see that Beauregard is going to be a somewhat recurring character, I like him, he's most splen-tastic.

[@Sito336]

Man Uncle E, your video output in the last 2 weeks has been amazing! Thanks for all the hard work :)

[@catslvacia9159]

Stannis approves

[@assassinxex]

John Doe also approves

[@memsus2346]

Stannis the Mannis Memsussary Soisussary Fufjajia also approves.

[@qwertyuiopman100]

Stannis "The Mannis With The Plannis" Barathiannis

[@Kierstentr]

I haven't gotten tingles in so long! But as soon as you spoke I got tingles all over my head!

[@Jadee95]

i have no idea how you can make this much asmr videos in a week. genious

[@mog398]

I very much appreciate the recent concentration of videos

[@bradleymorgan8223]

i don't know why, but the process of going over the microphone setup like this puts me at ease a bit.. i feel like you trust me

[@levykurdibur4195]

Perfect timing, currently 4 am and I'm pinging

[@Beiribaku]

you and me both

[@joem1950]

pinging?

[@bookmulch7379]

one of the best things ER can offer is the ability to find out what your left and right headphones should be.

[@Devonator2315]

"pretend this box is your head now I have this mallet" that fucking killed me 😂

[@TDMStyle]

Try gaffer's tape! Basically just as strong as duct tape, but won't leave sticky residue on your mics :)

[@Torce1441]

Your videos are one of those things in life that are worth experiencing E.R! You have such an amazing talent. Thank you!

[@cyberdyne3442]

The last 10 minutes with plastic and brushing were... beyond words.

[@jpperron1835]

I really liked the intro! the microphones on the box is a really good idea

[@milesbaker468]

Do you know the origin of your grey eyes I'm always interested in the colors of people's eyes

[@bradleymorgan8223]

if his eyes and teeth werent so distinct, i wouldnt have bemieved that some of his characters (margaret in particular) was him at all

[@Kailuh727]

One of his parents probably have that eye color. Then they had sex and made him and he inherited it. Just a guess as to where they came from.

[@colinoday3749]

no way

[@colinoday3749]

no way

[@jonihelsing]

He's a son of Athena.

[@VinierAardvark1]

"Pretend the box is your head" *pulls out mallet* "I will now smack the box with the mallet"

[@Sam-lu6wz]

Just imagine being his kid I would have him read me a bed time story as much as possible.

[@chancebrennecke]

Really enjoyed this one I've listened to it many times already thank you!

[@PEYTOONIE]

It's my birthday and this is exactly how I wanted to unwind after a day of socializing. You are beyond the best, uncle E.

[@not_so_common_sense8576]

Happy belated birthday!

[@Siferzion]

When you first touched that box, I had the biggest ASMR sensation I've ever had. 10/10 would sensate again.

[@SpanglerConrad]

One day, I'm going to be able to keep my eyes from going shut during the first 9 minutes and 99 seconds of one of these re-lax-a-tious ear feasts, but not today. Will have to watch again for the visual. When Beauregard brought binaural Box bliss, it's head-to-desk drool time again. Dragging that mallet across my head, brushing my head, speaking softly to my ears, and all those other goodies, so nice. Thanks to Beau and to Ephemeral Rift, the home of a million ASMR ideas-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z..............

[@0ethereal0]

So... 10 minutes and 39 seconds?

[@SpanglerConrad]

Maybe, it's all relative. :) I like 999.

[@imwildin7244]

Hey you gotta give this man some props I mean he uploads a 1 hr. ASMR video nearly every day

[@bobbydragon9322]

>"I tried a new restaurant tonight" >"I go there quite frequently" Which is it, Beauregard?

[@28OntheRise]

Idk what you did but I put this video on and it almost knocked me out instantly. It was only 9pm and I wasn't even trying to sleep.

[@evanbutler5001]

You never fail to bring the best of comfort and relaxation.

[@OsUltraBug]

I'd love to see a video also based on 30's - 50's but with a gentleman and a BBC style British accent! Great video by the way

[@johnsummers2943]

ER i love your vids please never stop making them.

[@ten2923]

yaaaasss, 1080p with 60 fps! Splentastic! Splentastic indeed!

[@ASMRCatSounds]

So many amazing sounds!

[@__crispyyyy]

The moment after you told me to imagine the box was my head you pulled out a big ass mallet that scared the living Sensories at me!

[@Chris-xr6jg]

The number of characters/scenarios you have made is pretty impressive.

[@Debbie338]

I may not love every video and every character you do, but you are THE most creative ASMR content creator on You Tube. I love this video, for sure. 😎😍

[@natepeters4149]

i love the kind of acting in these videos, similar to that one repairman one with the computer cleaning, where its mostly you but with small hints of a character

[@artresch3128]

I really needed this right now Rif thank you for making so many great videos. I'm writing an essay for English and this is really helping me not to get stressed out so I can really look at what I'm writing to see if I'm on the right track and if I'm getting my point across.

[@DeuteriumtheSentientMattress]

May I ask what microphones you used on the box and where I may find some?

[@bips9875]

box asmr my life is complete

[@oddfellow8186]

one of these days I'd just love him to scream like a maniac half way though, only to then continue as if nothing happened. Anyway, awesome work asked always.

[@joshthereviewer4854]

Beauregard is Bertie from "The Knick"

[@neonelll]

When i saw a mallet, i laughed so hard xD I thought he would suddenly strike the box with it with that smile on his face.

[@johnjohn11722]

Soooooooo relaxing! Thank you so much uncle e