Becoming The RICHEST Player in Splatoon 3

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

When Failboat and JayMoji are in the same video together, you KNOW it's gonna be a good one.

[@coffee_2234]

Yup shit gonna be lit

[@youseinokiri]

fr my day gets better when i see they post a video together

[@Loganberry_013]

yes

[@undertow919]

they’re such a good duo bro

[@WcongoB]

Real

[@kcylajones]

the contrast between jay being stressed out because of clam blitz vs. failboat having the time of his life in salmon run is so funny 😭

[@PrinceSamMusic]

My doordash coming while I’m playing Splatoon is literally my worst fear 💀

[@Aishiki1029]

I've had it happen, they wouldn't stop calling me

[@zodoxx]

I’ll just play a few matches and then when they’re almost at my house, I’ll stop and pick up the food. Simple!

[@c0ttonberries]

I got so engrossed in a golden rotation once i left my food sitting outside my door for 20 minutes 😭

[@buriedinbooks881]

I won’t even queue up if it’s 10 minutes or less away cause I just know it’ll come during an x battle or smthn 😭

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

5:19 That was such a perfectly cut scream LMAO

[@coffee_2234]

Lmao love cut scream such a good meme maker

[@Mel0nCake404]

The utter despair in that scream

[@JealousickPython]

5:23 howboudis

[@Bird-up]

On this episode of The Jaymoji Show, Jay realizes being a bounty hunter does NOT pay the DoorDash bills, and Failboat succumbs to irresistible allure of capitalism

[@N0R1AK1_KAKY01N]

5:23 jays villian arc starts

[@Ganzo_ed]

Not a joke though....if your goal is to make money in this game to buy stuff....play Salmon Run up to 1200 points for both super bonuses. Not every rotation is the same and some shifts pay ALOT more than others, but its still substantial enough to get you rich af

[@CLouJeli4827]

5:18 is the most heartbroken I’ve seen Jay yet

[@trulyunknowable]

Best part is that Jay ended up getting less money than one money superbonus

[@the_veemonator]

The name of the currency is "Geso" most people think that the G stands for Gold, but it doesnt In Nintendo Badge Arcade, there is a badge of the coin called 'ゲソコイン' (geso coin). 'Geso' means squid tentacle. The currency is also referred to as 'ゲソ' (geso) in Japanese throughout Badge prerequisites in Splatoon 3. This implies it is the actual name of the currency in Japanese.

[@Captain-anime-gamer]

Interesting 🧐 thanks for more knowledge

[@noahxolotl]

Thank you for making us more versed in the Splatoon Currency Lore

[@mryellowballoon]

Interesting. I just called it money and probably everyone else

[@intelectualstar]

ive played for 11 months and I did not know that omg

[@Mel0nCake404]

Is it pronounced Guess o?

[@armyrose2265]

“Maybe Dan has the same misfortune” *Failboat getting all the goods*

[@Pandamaxx]

Jay: "i will win through skill and knowledge!" FailBoat: "how can I use your own words against you to gain the largest unfair advantage possible, while staying within the ruleset?" Yin and Yang at play right here.

[@N0R1AK1_KAKY01N]

i love failboat and jaymoji together so much it’s so funny

[@kaitoshotro3009]

10:01 failboat:im sure he's doing fine Jay: WHO HAS CLAMS?!?! NOBODY'S HAS CLAMS!!! OH GOD WHY?!?!

[@BlueFishyAkaRedFish]

Jays biggest mistake: Not playing salmon run

[@ukupichu6993]

When he said Failboat would cheat I thought he would just crack up any of the Salmon Run Rewards that he earned beforehand but not opened. He was way more legal than that.

[@RemixproductionsAj]

Legitimately staring at Failboat’s sploon character like “wait a fucking minute” legitimately might’ve encounter him

[@halvedlizard]

my plan would've been: get a money doubler / team money doubler, get at least 1 friend with a money doubler, and hit turf war with high paint rate weapons. sure, ranked CAN be faster if you knockout, and probably nets you more money, but if you don't, you can only fit 11-10 games in an hour ( accounting for the queue times ). turf war optimally can give you 16-18 ish games, if you queue up really fast

[@dark_moth7]

The moment Dan said he was grinding Salmon Run, I knew he'd win if RNG was on his side. A really good video Jay, very enjoyable!

[@FoundTheonethatisalwaysfound]

17:13 He’s Just Standing There… MENACINGLY

[@octolinx]

i hate how the mii on his shirt is staring at my soul 3:45

[@MorganaAurelia]

6mins in and this shit;s cracking me up F in the chat for Jay's two DC-afflicted games in a row

[@Lila_Sky]

“He’s probably getting like a quad” Jay: dies for the 8th time

[@BlazedAnimations]

3:20 : Your life is worth at least a million, those kidneys could lives (this is a joke FBI Please don't existen't me)

[@elainad6728]

7:09 "I like girls and HEAVY EDIT" is it edit or evil lol? 🤔😃

[@JimmyIsntCool]

A Jaymoji video with failboat comes out 2 minutes after a failboat video releases? How am I supposed to watch both?!

[@kalekaela]

"are they cracked" "WHO HAS CLAMS" lmao the comparison was so good

[@Shard_vs]

i love how failboat says "we'll do just that" alluding to his strategy, but jay doesnt notice

[@Kcools2371]

3:26 Jays life is worth a Burger King burger and fries

[@Kronos_Gamma]

Didn’t realize how toned Jays arms are til now 😭 love the vids Jay and I’m currently trying to start my journey in streaming and content creation which is primarily inspired by you! Thank you for the amazing videos and even better jokes 💪💪

[@gio_wuz_here]

Playing Splatoon while my packages are like 20 minutes away is my worst nightmare!

[@GrimoireIsGrimm]

I’m watching Jay at 1am while on character ai with a nose running like a tap and 3 sodden tissues. I ain’t going to sleep anytime soon

[@wyvern7272]

Jay’s life is worth the same as an empty milk carton

[@SushiRollAnimations]

Whenever I see a video by you, my day always gets infinitely better. Love your videos!

[@EruditeSplatoon]

9:11 Jay 💀there was a clam ball right there

[@op_magee]

0:14 Shoutout to C4L4M4R, happy belated 17th birthday bro 👍

[@poke4074]

Turf war gives 1 coin for each point of turf, and + 1000 if you win

[@Blazzyistrying]

8:08 right left arm????

[@DAYLENDUVAL]

1:10 Why didn't you do the salmon run? You win much more money than anarchy matches. 🤔

[@TorayNix]

Jaymoji moment

[@OSCFANBOY]

ummm ur life worth like $49.23 PRECICELY

[@minavstheworld]

I was having a bad day, this made me laugh so much, thanks so much for this Jay and Dan!!!

[@ilovemizuki-n25]

JayMoji: Dan are you ready to get some money? Failboat:*becomes Mickey Mouse* Oh boy 🤪 Yeah 🤩

[@rabbidracoon]

Can we all talk about how good jay and dan look with facial hair? Its like the spongebob movie where cindy gives them mustaches and she tells them she turned them into men, its basically the same thing 😂😂

[@alondraElise30]

I haven’t watch the vid (edit:yet), but my experience is Turf War. You win and get money regardless of win or lose. It is fast and also gets catalogue just as fast. 😊

[@nightwolf2265]

Also do it with double money for 4k every match If u have a drop day or reflux

[@nightwolf2265]

Aerospray

[@mooglesaveme]

4:05, what did Dan say.

[@lucasO3032]

Failboats outfit is absolutely wonderful 🤣

[@pikanachuster4032]

This was such a good video. I was cackling at the distress the entire time 10/10

[@teammendelsohn]

Your life is worth 1 billion $. You’re my fav KZbinr

[@ZyphsPetSpider]

I love the setup of the new house!

[@Yeah-o3l]

5:23 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! So funny I love your videos

[@KingCreeper562]

I was thrown off that he was back in the old house lol. This video was super funny! Always love the colabs!

[@parzival6344]

Most optimal way to earn money is salmon run, then turf war with double earning tickets

[@dementedzombie2866]

Failboat had such a big brain moment. JayMoji never had a chance 😂

[@undertow919]

i saw dan within the first second and was immediately excited

[@itz_paetza]

3:25 a nickle two buttons and a piece of lint

[@diegoreckholder945]

hahaha we all knew SR is much better for making good money 🤣 why didn't you go for it, Jay? 🤣

[@JayMoji]

I think I missed that memo

[@Mrmoneyawesome]

​@@JayMojiI think so too

[@theredlumas2]

jay’s life is worth one sheldon liscence

[@Lana_305]

Failboat making sound effects during recording show how ahead he is for Noteblock edits

[@thesecuritybreacher]

This man has the best content I’ve been watching since I got splatton 2 back in 2019

[@SchoolTube101]

Salmon is actually the best way to get money 💴

[@jasonwing6290]

JayMoji: What is my bounty Answer: 20$ and half a poptart

[@Papayalilac]

Them getting more money in 1 hour than I got in 4 months 💀

[@Aki-ChanLivesOn]

Salmon run is a good way of getting money I wouldn’t know but my dad would he live laugh salmon run and he’s rich in game soo I’m assuming salmon runs why

[@grantfrandsen2362]

As someone who played in the clam blitz with the DC, I apologize for the lack of money gained in that match.

[@SydNSquid]

I was told that fail sounds like pops from adventure time now I can’t hear his voice without thinking about it

[@abyx_spl]

11:02 why are you so good at naut, gg (i cried every single time i died to you)

[@jaclynntye5326]

Failboat kinda sound like mat pat

[@Skur6777]

Jaymoji's life is probably worth 2 flounder height rainmaker pillows specially.

[@taralyoth51]

I think, your bounty would be atleast like 2 million, or 5 million. Cus dayum your good at this game.

[@Squared__]

Failboat and Jay both uploading videos about money at the same time

[@Rose_The_Octarian]

*sees jaymoji only have 4 double geso tickets* *laughs in horder*

[@ituxed0cat]

Man i love that room setup it looks so cool

[@k4w4ii_fr34k]

I LOVE YOUR VIDS I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH THIS ONE edit: nintendo really said fuck you in particular to jay when he dc'ed when he WON

[@sellerdore]

"how to be rich easily: steps and guides" speedrun

[@Estparti]

Jai be like: You're not yourself when you are hungry

[@anonymouseevee5307]

this is so helpful since i'm constantly broke in game

[@theprotnt596]

You’re life is worth 2 dollars and maybe some pocket lint, but that’s pushing it a bit

[@coffee_2234]

How to be rich 101 by jaymoji

[@jwitn]

I can’t believe splashdown is back

[@TheSmallestJo]

I haven’t finished the video, I just felt that DC right at the end of your game. That happened to me in a series where I won but DC’d like that on my 3rd strike. I felt that so strongly omgeeeeee 💀

[@ianjjenkins]

Any person in this world would be worth more than an infinite dollar. Jay would only have all the money he earned in this video times infinity.

[@borz0inks]

mark of the beast 😭this was such a funny video omg

[@Jefftheboi]

5:53 I CAN’T 😭😭😭

[@hydrodynamo6558]

Jay straight up fumbled, homie straight up sold.

[@danielostrowski856]

Playing any ranked modes was a mistake but playing the least popular one where you’ll queue the longest is a massive one

[@Daniiii_playsdatrumpet]

Ever since splatoon 2 my money has hit the floor

[@smallantfir]

I want to join jaymoji in a game of splatoon 3 Edit: its called anarchy battle now failboat

[@zirassquad6378]

It’s satisfying to see the likes go up and views too while watching :)

[@jayde8252]

5:15 to 5:24 IS HILARIOUS.

[@KINICH_MAIN56]

“Sorry I couldn’t come to the door I was loosing a splatoon game”

[@hopecookies1935]

Not me watching this video thinking about how handsome Jaymoji is

[@Somedude324]

Jays life is probably worth like a Big Mac and a 50 dollar bill

[@Ferniiiii]

4:50LOL SICK DAY

[@clownpersonguy]

"how much is my life worth" SIXTY TWO CENTS

[@zipek2000]

I only clicked on the video, cuz I thought the title was "becoming the RAICIEST Player in Splatoon 3"

[@Brightonvidz]

6:22 i raged on that map spltoon 2 and bit my screen

[@reidkraemer7906]

Bro I have the same shirt that Fail’s wearing

[@Cat_cute_vicky]

My biggest fear when playing splatoon is either when some calls me or my mom calls me

[@Nameless50000]

Daniel won, but at what cost? 18:01

[@b33s.]

0:14 CALAMAR/SHADY COS OMG?!?!?!

[@elliedykhuis]

Why did failboat sound like he was going to say beam attack?