Why has god abandoned us? / beigefrequency / beigefrequency Brendan Schaub is a former MMA fighter and current tropical bird perch. For all his skills Brendan is a D list mma fighter and Z list everything else..
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@TheRealDarrylStrawberry2 жыл бұрын
Somebody said "Schaub managed to have terrible stand up in two completely separate careers."
@mikitesfaye80792 жыл бұрын
That is perfect
@clinttorres25082 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment 😁👍
@3031mane2 жыл бұрын
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿i am skeleton💀!!!
@hashvendetta72262 жыл бұрын
Hey, that was me!! Lol
@PunkMartyr2 жыл бұрын
Im ded im so ded lol
@aMANinaSUIT4 жыл бұрын
He’s living proof that you can do anything if you know the right people.
@carclain1234 жыл бұрын
@@jormwinbo6783 and are willing to lose all self respect by embarrassing yourself on a podcast every week
@gamer985024 жыл бұрын
The Kardashians are a status symbol, Trump is president, Rogan sells stadiums for...comedy, insulin is over 1000% markup, slavery is legal, military bases are named after losers. Shit floats in the U.S. of A. Muricaaaaa! *American exceptionalism at it's finest at failing*
@MacChillin4 жыл бұрын
Terrible football player, terrible MMA fighter, terrible comedian. Still successful B.
@floatinggoose91974 жыл бұрын
He's also proof that just because you can do anything, doesn't make ypu soecial or a good person. I know that is basucally unsaid in your comment, but I like to pile on.
@leonardolaleonardo49244 жыл бұрын
and those ppl are.. joe rogan.
@stianw.danielsen29432 жыл бұрын
Brendan: My special was great Joe: it was horrible. Brendan: Yes, you're right.
@MM-qi5mk2 жыл бұрын
Brendan : 100% I suck
@HauntedHarmonics2 жыл бұрын
some say the horrible-est, b.
@quarternipp2 жыл бұрын
oooh closer to the hole sir?
@wm_96402 жыл бұрын
@@quarternipp always Sunny reference 👌🏻
@jimmyspeedball35122 жыл бұрын
"100% b, thats what I'm talm bout. Dicey Dicey!"
@Jeneric81 Жыл бұрын
Brendan's dad in 1993: "You're going to be the UFC heavyweight champion of the world! I'm saying this 4 years before there's such a thing as a UFC champion and in a time where absolutely zero people could make a career out of MMA, a terminology that hasn't been invented yet"
@nye3455 Жыл бұрын
And before there were even weight divisions 😂
@redraven16049 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the 20/20 hindsight of the narcissistic pathological liar.
@GOBIAS.INDUSTRIES.5 ай бұрын
That's absolutely wild! 😂😅😂
@danielrichardson6054Ай бұрын
It was kind of just called kickboxing until the early 2000’s. And then MMA
@user-vt3vo1yd3vАй бұрын
@@danielrichardson6054mma has existed since the 70s. Ufc since 93.
@reubenforan43425 жыл бұрын
Everybody laughed when Brendan Schaub wanted to do Stand-up, well, no-one's laughing now...
@nomsdeguerre3155 жыл бұрын
Okay that's funny, thank you for that
@erichazelwood235 жыл бұрын
That brought tears to my eyes
@AHealthySnack5 жыл бұрын
I heard the exact same joke about Amy Schumer
@robotjeans5 жыл бұрын
Thats the problem, everyone laughed and he thought that made him funny.
@thrashpilot5 жыл бұрын
Its a bob monkhouse joke, you won't have heard of him.
@Sokrates805 жыл бұрын
At least he doesn't have to worry about someone stealing his jokes.
@switch-no-comply7785 жыл бұрын
Carlos Mencia: hold my Frankfurt and whole roasted pig..
@MarcusOwnsYou5 жыл бұрын
Maybe cause he cant tell jokes, only lame stories lmfaoo
@chriswattsdemon79144 жыл бұрын
@@MarcusOwnsYou no shit captain obvious
@Kushbabu4 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoo
@NewGoldie4 жыл бұрын
😂😂 could you imagine?
@donrane2 жыл бұрын
The asian doctor in almost perfect oxford english after Brandons bad parodi was golden.
@FLAGMACHINE112 жыл бұрын
That UFC doctor seemed like such a sincere guy it’s a shame he’s had to just be reduced to a dumb charicature EDIT: caricature*
@mudlark4099 Жыл бұрын
That's the most frustrating part of it, I feel so bad for that doctor who legitimately seemed to care for his job and patients.
@xiquid3021 Жыл бұрын
1111111111 QQ😅 13:34
@gutter339 Жыл бұрын
*caricature
@johncastillo219411 ай бұрын
Charcuterie
@design1of47011 ай бұрын
I think it's the main reason why I don't feel sorry for the dude. Even if that doctor sounded like that, he's not in the position to make a hacky joke about it. I think the last time I heard another comic do a stereotypical "Asian" voice on stage, it was the 90s.
@tommygun13815 жыл бұрын
Makes fun of Asian Doctors chinese accent.......Asian doctor turns out to be more fluent and articulate in English than Schaub. Im NOT surprised..........
@justpettet35065 жыл бұрын
schaub has some real tardy speech impediments hahahaha my fav one ever is breapans "rurarled famous comedy store" hahaha
@mcj29675 жыл бұрын
It doesn't work, if doc started speaking like a sissy impersonating Shuab, that would worked
@stephenhartley28535 жыл бұрын
brendan schaub, the kind of guy to say "asposed to" instead of "supposed to"
@eon0015 жыл бұрын
Tommy Gun Yea a lot of the embellishment I can forgive, because your going to want to add some dramatic effect, but the Chinese doctor thing seems so hacky an unnecessary. Feels like he was trying to channel Russel Peters.
@GS-kj6ur5 жыл бұрын
Yeah schaub is a d bag for that he can barely speak his native languagy
@colehenderson99522 жыл бұрын
Flipping between Brendan’s Asian accent and the actual guy was fucking hilarious
@N8DulcimerOld2 жыл бұрын
Was wondering what this guys fans think comedy is since he shit on several icons throughout this video. Your comment sums it up.
@N8DulcimerOld2 жыл бұрын
@@YearsOVDecay1 I did not know what kind of comedic sensibilities the fanbase of this youtuber would have, since the youtuber chronically hates on legendary comedians. Calling that edit 'fucking hilarious' gives a lot of insight into what yall consider comedy.
@Saint_Nerevar2 жыл бұрын
@@N8DulcimerOld Thank GOD! This guys channel is the biggest group of losers being sad that their are unsuccesfull and pissed that Brendan is not as fat and sad as the rest of them
@justabigbuhckdontlookatmeb80802 жыл бұрын
@@N8DulcimerOld lol it's hilarious because of how horrible it is and how incorrect and offensive it is not because it's actually funny
@justabigbuhckdontlookatmeb80802 жыл бұрын
@@N8DulcimerOld like how stupid Brendan is for doing that joke is what we are laughing at hahaha not actually at the joke
@Toosii2times Жыл бұрын
the stroll at 4:44 followed by the “dicey dicey” causes me to go into physical convulsions due to the high levels of cringe
@2Less0is0More29 ай бұрын
Lmfaooo 😂😂😂😂 you nailed it on the head brother
@civotamuaz57814 ай бұрын
Thank god I'm not a native eng speaker, for I'm sure that would kill me, because it doesn't even seem real.
@rexvectum3 ай бұрын
Lmao yeah are Asian people supposed to be bad at cutting hair? I don't even understand 😂😂😂
@Gods-bad-boy2 жыл бұрын
"Take your vitamins and say your prayers" What Hulk Hogan really said
@PokeAlotaSmot4202 жыл бұрын
Mr potato could have just heard the V and selectively rembered vegetables lol
@joepermenter72282 жыл бұрын
Also, Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania comes for you brother?
@brendonross57749 ай бұрын
Whooo! Natural Boy Hulk Hogan! Whooo!!!
@skeletonbuyingpealts71347 ай бұрын
@@brendonross5774Wrong racist blond
@michael-4k40005 ай бұрын
Schaub is my favorite comedians, so when people mock him I start to think "what's the matter with me"¿
@jamesjoseph12495 жыл бұрын
Schaub's only contribution to comedy is sitting in a chair while Theo Von makes fun of him.
@eeel905 жыл бұрын
Facts
@saint52vvs5 жыл бұрын
James Joseph perfectly written
@johnnycarson47295 жыл бұрын
James Joseph aw man that’s harsh hahahah
@jamieshouldbeavailable5 жыл бұрын
He's getting better with the come backs. I think working with Theo is helping him BIG-TIME with his timing, and wit. Just my opinion
@caneface875 жыл бұрын
Or when he is gone and will sasso talks about how small the chairs are, could listen to that over him any time
@johnhayteable5 жыл бұрын
First user review on IMDB: "His MMA career was funnier." Ouch
@tmass15 жыл бұрын
his mma career was just fine. above average if anything. why is it so trendy on youtube to hate on brendan now lol. I think it's a bunch out-of-shape iincels at their computers who are taking it out on people who look like him. He's NOT your bully from high school and I'm sorry you didn't get laid enough. Being an asshat on youtube to this random guy who looks like people you are scared of won't actually make your ife better. but good luck anyways.
@kevinchavez27825 жыл бұрын
@@tmass1 hi schuab
@tmass15 жыл бұрын
@@kevinchavez2782 damn caught me
@shredkaczynski84145 жыл бұрын
@@tmass1 He competed in the weakest division in the ufc and is best known for getting viciously koed in comical fashion. He is definitely not above average.
@Xpwnxage5 жыл бұрын
@@tmass1 I doubt Brendan's career would be considered above average record wise. He certainly wasn't great but he wasn't terrible either. Dude knocked out old Cro Cop. That counts for something. Your comment definitely comes off as someone who is either a salty ballwasher or projecting their own life scenarios.
@Gorguruga2 жыл бұрын
Brendan using a strong Chinese accent for that doctor is equivalent to someone doing an impression of Brendan and using a strong German accent just because he has German heritage.
@INTJ912 жыл бұрын
The guy didn’t even have an accent. He had a generic American accent. So he didn’t even play on a stereotype he fucking just made shit up to embellish it.
@rockyevans15842 жыл бұрын
Man speaks better than Brendan. Brendan did the same to his Hollywood born wife lol
@colbymasvidal23972 жыл бұрын
Hes punch drunk..
@chrisredfield62742 жыл бұрын
Brendan walked up to me in Beverly Hills and said to me "Was ist das? Vuld you like zees German sausage straight from zee heart of Deutschland???"
@chrisredfield62742 жыл бұрын
@Billy Pribbo The guy messaged him on Twitter and said "How's the lip?" 😂 Basically acknowledging that he saw that part of the special.
@jacobphilip39772 жыл бұрын
The Asian doctor accent is especially interesting when you can guarantee Brendan could never get through “board certified ophthalmologist” without sweating and grimacing. Also it’s not talked about enough that Papa Rogan also has a weed gummy bit
@JustinWhangYt5 жыл бұрын
The cruel irony is that I would have never watched this thing but now I'm curious to see how it all comes together.
@BeigeFrequency5 жыл бұрын
It's hard to explain how bad this special is because it isn't bad in any exceptional way other than the asian jokes. It's just really unfunny. It''s 15 minutes stretched into an hour by not tightening up any of the jokes. It feels really unprofessional and that is coming from me.
@doobs1615 жыл бұрын
@@BeigeFrequency I only watched that Nanette bullshit bcuz I heard how bad it was. Now you've made me curious about Schaub's Shit Show. I must be attracted to car crashes.
@system-error5 жыл бұрын
@@BeigeFrequency what's your verdict on Luis J Gomez, he did a special recently. I've never seen his standup and have no interest, but I never miss his podcast with Bisping. Now Bisping is a legit funny guy, and he won a UFC championship too. He's everything that Brendan wishes he was, and more, it must be horrifying for Brendan. Bisping also has a very funny elaborate running joke about a secret second family he has in Asia, who he threatens into silence with a rubber shoe. So he can even do Asian jokes better. As for Luis though, well he says he's a pro comedian, but he comes off more like the straight man in that podcast tbh.
@ianundercover62955 жыл бұрын
Whang! We love you over at Down The Rabbit Hole stream on Braunheiser channel
@jonw34625 жыл бұрын
@@system-error Agreed, i have nothing at all against Gomez but never heard him be funny at all tbh and ive heard him talk alot.
@Jasondavisvids4 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan needs to talk him into retiring from comedy like he talked him into retiring from ufc
@VanishedPNW4 жыл бұрын
Rogan needs to tell himself this in the mirror.
@51dodoc4 жыл бұрын
@@VanishedPNW While I don't find Rogan funny at all he has a big audience and many people willing to pay to see his stand up. Can't say the same thing about Brendan...
@r.a.88614 жыл бұрын
Can both Rogan and shaub gtfo of comedy pls?
@keithcummings6914 жыл бұрын
Argagaga argagaga argagaga argagaga!!!
@BomChickyBowWow4 жыл бұрын
Dim - So does Jeff Dunham. Doesn’t mean anything.
@jeremypayne50789 ай бұрын
Gotta love how they bribed people with a discount to "Give the kind of review Brendan deserves," but the discount wasn't tied to what level of review you gave. So he ended up giving probably dozens of people discounts for publicly hating his special.
@ruhruhruhruhruheisjsij2 жыл бұрын
I was more interested in the documentary about the UFC Doctor than I was in this guy's Netflix special lol
@chizluis25934 жыл бұрын
The Asian doctor speaks more fluent English than shaub
@Nerflover100974 жыл бұрын
Turkey Listnah my favourite comment I've heard in a long time
@frostywasp17434 жыл бұрын
@Turkey Listnah Ay bruh, that shit is way too descriptive lol. I'm not even gonna ask you if that legit happened but thanks for ruining my snack lmaol
@whereyouatgeorge14884 жыл бұрын
Royal Lee damn, you are like really mad.
@ghw19854 жыл бұрын
100% what a hack
@whereyouatgeorge14884 жыл бұрын
Cameron Yamaguchi Catfish, what are you talking about?
@MasterRoyalSnow5 жыл бұрын
That hard cut to the Asian doctor speaking perfect English.. literally the most cringe thing I've seen...
@DerDoenerInMir5 жыл бұрын
I thought only that made the gag salvageable actually.
@SupaSe7enSwift5 жыл бұрын
holy fuck the worst
@killerdls5 жыл бұрын
When Opie and Anthony fans are calling you Racist, you know you fucked up. Jesus I cringed the hardest in a long time
@losgryfog5 жыл бұрын
knowing how racist most Asian people are towards my people (black), I'm legit conflicted. My personal beliefs make me say "fuck off Brandon", but for all I know the Doc might get off to Asian comedians doing black stereotypes about black doctors.
@youtubestuff13175 жыл бұрын
Royal fuck right? Jesus this makes me shit
@cranberrycanvas2 ай бұрын
The Asian ufc doctor impression is fucking INSANE.
@hoonaignachowaneha2 жыл бұрын
Schaub getting a comedy special is like finding out your boss hired a new manager because he was in his bowling league.
@Nics-D-Ace2 жыл бұрын
He's worth millions and you're a hater making hack comments
@Thakurufaan5 жыл бұрын
Brendan Schaub: I am a good comedian and a good fighter Joe Rogan: No you are not Brendan Schaub: i totally agree
@HDoug4125 жыл бұрын
Thak Schaub: “If I’m being completely honest here, and I know I’m gonna get some flak for this but it’s whatever, I really don’t think my stand up is half bad at all.” Rogan: “it’s terrible” Schaub: Yeah, don’t get me wrong, you’re 100% right Joe and I completely agree. But don’t you just kind of think it’s maybe not that bad?”
@samuelfitzpatrick20035 жыл бұрын
100%
@Tbone14925 жыл бұрын
I think Rogan and Bryan need to have another sit-down and let him know his Comedy is takin damage time to retire 🤦
@Tbone14925 жыл бұрын
@Willie Slim McCoy I'm watching fight Pac-Man🕺👑 Como Vai? You tryin to say I'm not funny Pato Suave! I posted a short Trolling Clip on my page I'm funnier than that Bum Shuabs!
@nowhy40015 жыл бұрын
@Dangerz Own yah im definitely pissed. Bert kriescher is waaayyy better than rogan. Dont compare the two. Rogan is horrible at stand up. Just for old stoners and people that like yelling
@SM-ov4vl4 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to Joe’s intervention where he tells Brendan he sucks at standup too
@hennessyji22984 жыл бұрын
This comment is actually clever and funny!
@ibexdnb28794 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂
@hamishdowling41634 жыл бұрын
That would be peak irony
@BoomBoomBoom..4 жыл бұрын
Unless removed.. Last Schaub Rogan Fight show.. Rogan asked So when do you stop doing stand up? Swab answered as tho Joe was talking about himself.. Said but Joe you've never been better.. Weird
@sergio1994074 жыл бұрын
Joes stand up is trash too tho
@lindseyormsbee Жыл бұрын
Update: "You'd be surprised" is going strong with a 1.7 IMBD rating. "Gringo Papi" has a 1.1
@SLURM1872 жыл бұрын
A prime example of being surrounded by yes men for way too long.
@kayvonweinstein89653 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to think this is young Jamie's youtube burner account
@terrsham56073 жыл бұрын
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@JSpivey913 жыл бұрын
Lmao that had me rollin 😂
@michaelpignato86293 жыл бұрын
Thats actually really smart and interesting lol
@JammyTom3 жыл бұрын
😁😁😅
@awentimes82213 жыл бұрын
I laughed so much that I now believe that Kayvon Weinstein is actually young Jamie. Fractals.
@elvis3164 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan laughed at one of my jokes, I'm going on the road.
@james03pearce4 жыл бұрын
Josh The virgin Micheal
@noahziegler34784 жыл бұрын
I liked his first two specials and then I heard a hundred of his podcasts Now I hate him lol
@GoemonNeogeon4 жыл бұрын
@Niall Lappin the internet fucked your brain you very not manly dingus
@PurpleLightning6was94 жыл бұрын
@Niall Lappin lol
@elderrusty5414 жыл бұрын
Josh Micheal he’s a hypocrite, he gave Amy Schumer a pass for joke theft but he railed on Carlos Mencia
@SUPEROGRE50002 жыл бұрын
This is all Joe Rogans fault
@davidwight5544 Жыл бұрын
"It's not what you know, it's who you know" -Whoever
@BillMota4 жыл бұрын
Brendan Schaubs Stand Up Is Worst Than His Stand Up...
@g3ntl3234 жыл бұрын
This is an unappreciated comment.
@ehvvdude4 жыл бұрын
goteem
@ehvvdude4 жыл бұрын
@@g3ntl323 i agree
@ehvvdude4 жыл бұрын
@daniel raleigh its alot funnier if u dont repeat the joke and type out the context of it lmao
@BarbarossaSC24 жыл бұрын
Well done.
@ppgliderbrigmatiusmostcold51205 жыл бұрын
That "Asian Doctor" speaks English 17x better than Schaub.
@damondziewiontkowski56235 жыл бұрын
If you remove the slang from Shaubs vocabulary, he is essentially a mute.
@halfbreedheathan50545 жыл бұрын
18x 🤣
@nefrig79205 жыл бұрын
@@damondziewiontkowski5623 whatdayamean dawg? Oh. I see...
@thehound32025 жыл бұрын
lol sad but true. Very articulate accomplished dude
@politicallyatheist13795 жыл бұрын
And better than the narrator of this video. He butchered so many words.
@walidkhan616 Жыл бұрын
"Oh shit man that's tight man that's tight" I swear he got that from tuco
@MustardAndFries Жыл бұрын
5:13 the cut from this joke to the guy speaking in the most typical plain English is so funny I cried laughing.
@TOADALLY1234 жыл бұрын
Joe rogan is responsible for this.
@juanpistole39944 жыл бұрын
preach
@mambamentality76174 жыл бұрын
Lmao na you make ur own choices no ones responsible for what you do
@jeffeverett15994 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan is absolutely the worst comedian i have EVER seen...he sucks for sure!! A true comedian is someone like Bill Burr, who is the best EVER, and like Chapelle and Pryor. All these people like Brendan, Rogan, Tom Sequer, Ari and Burt Krycher all just tell stories. Joey Diaz is a story teller but he is also extremely funny. Bobby Lee, Bryan Callen and
@commanderbudz4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Everett dude joe is touring with chapelle right now 😂 how is he the worst
@alialtinel29604 жыл бұрын
Jeff Everett I actually find Rogan funny listening him. Watching him worsened the experience. He is still entertaining.
@Prestige0912914 жыл бұрын
His special is listed as horror on IMDB.
@elmojedburgh34814 жыл бұрын
I thought that you were joking but when i checked the IMDb you were right about it ..... I couldn't believe it and it's hilarious 😂😂😂
@MrRoundwound4 жыл бұрын
You’re right!
@The-Autistocrat-4 жыл бұрын
The title implies jumpscares, idk
@themodularmodular4 жыл бұрын
goddamn! hahaha
@HighlyRegardted4 жыл бұрын
Heroes are real, faith in humanity = restored, thank you kind dark haired Nord for sharing this bright news with me
@0hopscotch010 ай бұрын
His career. That’s the punchline of his comedy
@bane3991 Жыл бұрын
To add to your point about him telling the story about watching the first UFC and his dad telling him he will be the heavyweight champion of the world. Weight classes did not exist in the UFC until 1997. It was all open weight. The first UFC did not have any weight classes.
@MrOuija-rr8kq5 жыл бұрын
It makes me upset that Brendon has more comedy specials than Bobby Lee
@ffnovice75 жыл бұрын
Doan hate the gang playa hey the game
@teflonthedon13585 жыл бұрын
Yea for real the fucks that about
@kingwithoutacrown64345 жыл бұрын
lefu your comment gave me a stroke
@joshshin7925 жыл бұрын
NOSOTROS PAPAYA
@MachSea5 жыл бұрын
I blame Pink Dick.... And he's working on one with All Things Comedy. Only a matter of time.
@timslee06184 жыл бұрын
Bisping is funnier than Schaub. Facts
@vikashloitongbam28114 жыл бұрын
I fail to find an argument to that statement!!
@vikashloitongbam28114 жыл бұрын
So is the entire AKA camp!! I'd rather watch khabib and cormier banter over this garbage Schaub put out!!
@MrAppie90904 жыл бұрын
Bisping is funnier while just making casual conversation than Schaub is writing a special. The believe you me podcast is great!
@rsmith71954 жыл бұрын
@@MrAppie9090 Schaub said he has a few writers
@pez---4 жыл бұрын
literally everyone in the UK is funnier than Shwab
@arianzd29332 жыл бұрын
who is here from moist ?
@Hgh382 жыл бұрын
Me
@picklesimp2 жыл бұрын
Papa moist sent me here
@PCproffesorx2 жыл бұрын
This legit has more views then his comedy special and I love it.
@rustyshack17072 жыл бұрын
LMFAO please assure me you’re being serious dude, that’s hilarious. What are the exact numbers if you know? I know they’re lower than the number of fights he’s “won” hahahaha
@Toy1er2 жыл бұрын
0/10 Not Hot Total Pig
@mya37462 жыл бұрын
I’m wondering why this doesn’t have more likes 💀😅
@burrybondz2252 жыл бұрын
@@mya3746 because his special is on a paid platform.
@colbymasvidal23972 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that these type of videos makes him cry and go into depression, hes an EGO maniac🤣🤣 Remember when he said that he could hang with Cain Velasquez when it came down to Wrestling and people would be suprised🤦♂️🤦♂️deluded..
@JesseWinford693 жыл бұрын
His stand up in comedy is just as bad as his stand up in the UFC.
@miroljubpetrovic34893 жыл бұрын
Somehow KOed cro cop
@SliceofBread1233 жыл бұрын
Nah, it’s worse
@timjim8753 жыл бұрын
@@miroljubpetrovic3489 cro cop was like 38 though
@kingadalou3 жыл бұрын
@@miroljubpetrovic3489 it only takes one.
@kentuckyrex3 жыл бұрын
@@miroljubpetrovic3489 I love Cro Cop and he could whoop my ass now, but he was way over the hill then.
@Reddrik Жыл бұрын
“Sacagawea’s purse-“ Hey, not bad. “-Spread over her carcass now-“ Ah, nevermind.
@kuryanthomas14382 жыл бұрын
never liked schaubs asian doctor joke from that special. But didn't realize until now it was about the ufc dr. hsu who was was born and brought up in us. What a crappy thing to do.
@zinknot3 жыл бұрын
"he was Asian as shit man" that was the cringiest one to me.
@justmarc20153 жыл бұрын
DICEY! DICEY!
@RaceDefendImportTunerTeam3 жыл бұрын
@@justmarc2015 lmfao i dont get it at all
@WillJM812803 жыл бұрын
Aww, was da wittwe baby offended?
@Superstarseven3 жыл бұрын
@@WillJM81280 Are you some tryhard Right Wing edgelord?
@jayh72262 жыл бұрын
And then that stupid fucking walk
@football4life854 жыл бұрын
Brendan used to do mma and now does “comedy”. One gave him brain damage and one gives us brain damage.
@simmiemagnsusson70454 жыл бұрын
Eric Cartman i read that in an cartman accent
@Kushbabu4 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo
@delboyeire71204 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha now that is funny
@VashTheStampFiend4 жыл бұрын
Tit for tat that’s what I always says
@chrisbrooks2804 жыл бұрын
Fking nailed this lol
@bigpunisher44839 ай бұрын
Joe Rogan is a terrible comic😳
@chachi36752 ай бұрын
Oh yea its atrocious
@HockeyUnreal Жыл бұрын
I LOL'd a bit at Browne having hit him so hard that he lost his memory regarding the accent of the Asian doctor
@zachanundson334 жыл бұрын
The way he disrespected the dr from the ufc is embarrassing.
@kevinosborne9384 жыл бұрын
I wonder what other fighters think of that..... because he is well respected
@SuperPeterok4 жыл бұрын
It's upsetting actually
@mikethestoner4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that really annoyed me
@juniorc15214 жыл бұрын
Wow when you actually hear the actual doctor speak it just makes Schaub look like a super prick.
@phoenixhwang56964 жыл бұрын
@@juniorc1521 when u hear Dr.Hsu speak ....it makes the joke halirious.... Everyone relax...it's a joke
@krell21304 жыл бұрын
shwab: that guy's on fire rogan: i think he looks sluggish tonight shwab: hunderd per cent
@noirxplorer31854 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@adrianclaridge5704 жыл бұрын
Okay great.
@foufdog4 жыл бұрын
I've noticed that when they are on fight companions 🤣
@DexterGrifFTW4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@stoned_4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha ha
@thedarkknight70382 жыл бұрын
Brendan just needs to get regular job.
@JohnGalt9165 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest if it wasn't for Joe Rogan co-signing him. He would just be a blip in UFC history that no one remembers.
@Gekokujo765 жыл бұрын
One hundred percent, B.
@sybo595 жыл бұрын
coolerintext Let’s be honest you. Don’t quite know how to use periods.
@TheUnholyPosole5 жыл бұрын
Rogan helped his friend out with a career, that's nothing to cry and complain over. Grow up. You sound as childish as Schaub.
@rustyshackleford27995 жыл бұрын
coolerintext your content sucks balls
@ogskywalker56695 жыл бұрын
If it wasn’t for joe he’d still be getting knocked out in the ufc bud
@tommygun13815 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan......you need to have "the talk" again with Brendan.
@christophercolumbus11695 жыл бұрын
Tommy Gun yea time for another change of career. Comedy is NOT a viable option for him.
@fsmfsm99415 жыл бұрын
joe sucks at comedy too.
@dustinbrehm23105 жыл бұрын
Agree but afterwards somebody needs to have "the talk" with Joe.
@tadm1235 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan sucks at comedy too, he wouldn’t be able to tell
@system-error5 жыл бұрын
For the circle to be complete, Schaub now needs to tell Rogan to retire because he considers him shit based on all the comedians he's watched over the years. Then Rogan needs to take up cagefighting instead, and then go into the cage and get Ben Askrened in 3 seconds. Circle complete
@user-do3lr3bn3r9 ай бұрын
Everyone has to smell his cologne before starting a joke or haplessly delivering the punchline two octaves lower than how he remembers, Brenbren can’t tell his face from his ass and it’s genuinely awful for someone who had trained with guys that had lunchboxes for hands
@user-do3lr3bn3r9 ай бұрын
Not much to dissect, eh?
@squigglyline28132 ай бұрын
Imagine what the UFC doctor thought when he saw this.
@Roseland84 жыл бұрын
I walked past Joe rogan once in an airport, I am now a comedian
@juvedoo994 жыл бұрын
I watched a few of Rogan's podcasts. I'm a comedian now too! Damn it's too easy!
@keenl40574 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan isn't even a comedian so he makes everyone else look like comedians
@loganobrien65184 жыл бұрын
@@keenl4057 ...he literally does stand-up
@keenl40574 жыл бұрын
@@loganobrien6518 that doesn't make him a comedian
@loganobrien65184 жыл бұрын
@@keenl4057 So than what does? Your subjective opinion of him?
@travman19873 жыл бұрын
Brendan is like the bosses son at work. He is where he is because of who he knows but he doesn’t really know what he’s doing. No ones likes him but are forced to pretend to because you work there.
@yuga4K2 жыл бұрын
Damn lol
@chrisredding60342 жыл бұрын
Very hard to have one of the most respected podcasts on earth if no one likes you. Man, what do you guys do all day other than just laser beam hate through your eyes and judge everything you possibly can? That is a crappy way of life, I don’t have a horse in the race but to be running 4-6 different podcasts and be touring stand up at the same time? If nothing else, it’s impressive because he is working is butt off to get where he is. And a lot of people love him including joe Rohan so talk crap about joe??
@travman19872 жыл бұрын
@@chrisredding6034 Chris Redding is the kinda guy who has his nose in the bosses sons ass at work.
@longshotdiedtired15822 жыл бұрын
Like the bosses son n law lol
@421bb42 жыл бұрын
I ran into him without knowing who he wasn’t, I still didn’t like him
@FardtilUshid Жыл бұрын
"they know me as the doc" "So this GIANT oriental doctor strolls in..."
@Willmcgill9992 жыл бұрын
I love how this video is the second thing that pops up when you search “Brendan Schaub stand up special”😂
@manifestgtr3 жыл бұрын
Dude, that Asian doctor thing is just painful. I haven’t cringed that hard in a long time. I’m having a difficult time “uncringing” the muscles in my face...
@MiQeyStorm173 жыл бұрын
Must be tough being a virtue signaling beta male. Your cringing will one day save the world🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@manifestgtr3 жыл бұрын
@@MiQeyStorm17 Virtue signaling, please....I’m the LEAST pc human being this side of 4chan. There’s a difference between funny racial humor (Patrice O’Neal, George Carlin, Chris Rock) and this nonsense. If *you* think this is funny and *didn’t* cringe your face off at that bit, I don’t know what to tell you. Go listen to some Richard Pryor or Patrice O’Neal....unfunny is unfunny regardless of your stance on political correctness...
@MiQeyStorm173 жыл бұрын
@@manifestgtr Ok... however, you did virtue signal by point out how offended you were at the bit. You want people to know you are not racist... right? Do that with your actions instead of words by simply not being racist. People will notice. Also, don’t be so defensive... it makes you look guilty. Indifference goes a long way. Sorry for taking a shot at you. God bless.
@zeroadeux3 жыл бұрын
@@MiQeyStorm17 found the braindead brendumb schaub fan
@MiQeyStorm173 жыл бұрын
@@zeroadeux Sorry but no. I could not care less about Schaub. Nice try though (not really).
@lookbetll83534 жыл бұрын
Michael Bisping is way funnier then this muppet. And he's not even comic
@Joshuavancruz4 жыл бұрын
OUCH. In Brendan's words: "One HUNDRED percent."
@ryanhineson26353 жыл бұрын
Of course he is, brits have banter. This clown is not one bit funny
@steverogers76013 жыл бұрын
Micheal bisping is not only naturally funnier and way more funnier than schaub, but I believe that he’d kick schaub’s ass in an MMA fight.
@Grugrusnofrus3 жыл бұрын
@@steverogers7601 Schuab is still a heavyweight. Hw vs middleweights have a huge size difference
@steverogers76013 жыл бұрын
@@Grugrusnofrus Yea but that weight is all fat from not training. You do know that not training vs training makes a difference right? Not to mention, schaub was never a champion (lmao) and Bisping did make it to the top.
@Violent_Ed_1317 Жыл бұрын
We can all thank Daddy Rogan for gassing this dude into thinking he's funny.
@gabrielcoelho19 Жыл бұрын
Watching again after three years... Man, what a dumpster fire of a ''comedy'' special.
@israelsrealm3 жыл бұрын
The UFC doctor is one of the most well-spoken mainstream English speakers I've ever heard.
@CodenameKarl3 жыл бұрын
What the heck is a Mainstream English speaker? Lol
@israelsrealm3 жыл бұрын
@@CodenameKarl Someone with no particular accent that originates from another region. The most common "American" one.
@whyareyoureadingthiis8863 жыл бұрын
huh?
@israelsrealm3 жыл бұрын
@@whyareyoureadingthiis886 Yep. You're welcome.
@foxglove653 жыл бұрын
@@whyareyoureadingthiis886 Thank Daily Dissent for his service. Thankim.
@dillonkrueger45353 жыл бұрын
What killed me is him doing an Asian accent and the guy talks completely normal no accent
@nam61282 жыл бұрын
That asian doctor spoke clearer english than brendan can
@perrybb22 жыл бұрын
My son is half-Asian. I hope people don't make fun of him for having a non-existent accent when he grows up
@phineasgage82522 жыл бұрын
@@perrybb2 His male friends will, that is how guys show affection, to break eachothers balls
@signoguns85012 жыл бұрын
You cant talk without an accent lol. The doctor talks with the generic US accent. Sorry to be annoying, but I see quite a lot of people say that. Its impossible to talk without an accent.
@hushravelle2 жыл бұрын
@@signoguns8501 the phrase is intended as there being no relative accent, not that there's literally zero accent.
@AngerOfTheLand Жыл бұрын
I had a bootleg UFC vid when I was a kid. The first few ufcs are nasty. No one watched that and said "I want my kid in there". The asian guy getting hit in the balls 40 times in a row lives rent free in my head for life.
@Jake-py4lf2 жыл бұрын
“Beast of a work ethnic” lol 😂
@Emily00Strange4 жыл бұрын
He lied about the Asian Doctor having a stereotypical accent, so I'm going to assume he lied about his Asian Barber being named "Jamal".
@KlossN4 жыл бұрын
If you believe stand up is real, I've got news for you
@HighlyRegardted4 жыл бұрын
KlossN Welllllp Richard Prior really did smoke crack and catch on fire and make movies with Gene Hackman...
@HighlyRegardted4 жыл бұрын
KlossN Jim Carrey really did make those crazy faces and noises come out his mouth....
@HighlyRegardted4 жыл бұрын
....Shaub.... really ... did... get punched in the face and lose a fight? And then lie about it on stage? Okay that is funny Lol
@Bumpy_barejevo4 жыл бұрын
Also that is something that would only be funny if we were all in seventh grade.
@beng46974 жыл бұрын
Shwab has slept more people with his jokes than he did with his punches.
@kefkapalazzo14 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@tylohbolton844 жыл бұрын
Took me a minute 🔥😂
@skylerclark47304 жыл бұрын
damn..killed it😂
@soniclevels15144 жыл бұрын
kefkapalazzo1 LMAO AAAAAHHHHH that was funny lmao 😂🤣😂🤣
@0kewl4 жыл бұрын
Slammed
@DENNISMFMENNIS2 жыл бұрын
Joe has the best delivery on the, "I think you'd be surprised." It makes me laugh every time (unlike his standup) in its heartlessness. What a good friend. 😂
@joeparker8462 жыл бұрын
He might try sueing you now.
@Idontlikeanyoneanywhere4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Literally anyone who hangs around Joe Rogan for 5 minutes: I'm a comedian now.
@lewissmith57594 жыл бұрын
Joe rogan is a okay-ish interviewer
@Cruiserkid4 жыл бұрын
This comment makes no sense
@TheSands834 жыл бұрын
Cruiserkid7 yes it does!! It makes perfect sense to me.. rogan tells everyone they could b a stand up
@WalterEKurtz-kp2jf4 жыл бұрын
@@TheSands83 no he doesn't
@TheSands834 жыл бұрын
Walter E. Kurts I disagree
@PewPewFig5 жыл бұрын
It's cringey how he acts like he always wanted to be a stand up comedian when we all know he just looks up to joe rogan that much
@christophert84195 жыл бұрын
King Kong Even though Rogans less funny than Amy Schumer. Seriously these guys just need to stick to podcasting
@PewPewFig5 жыл бұрын
@@christophert8419 I agree Rogan is awesome as a UFC commentator, and as a podcaster, but the man is not funny.
@gavinminty49744 жыл бұрын
King Kong You must be high.
@MrSh4des4 жыл бұрын
@@PewPewFig women watch their comedy because they're impressionable. My girlfriend watched rogan before i pointed out he sucks.
@infamousdoom68314 жыл бұрын
@@MrSh4des fake story, you've never had a girlfriend incel
@alexrogers90512 жыл бұрын
The line”only man to fail In stand up in 2 different careers” is the best shwobble line
@joshuawayneyork2 ай бұрын
"Dicey dicey"! KILL ME...
@0kewl4 жыл бұрын
The ending to Schindler's List was funnier
@kamil73074 жыл бұрын
Even ending to Schumer's Special was... no, it wasn't.
@soniclevels15144 жыл бұрын
LMAO DAAAAYUMMM!!! ... 🤣
@noahconnors80014 жыл бұрын
@Tom Spencer Hey Tom
@noahconnors80014 жыл бұрын
@Tom Spencer the ending of Schindler's list was funnier
@soniclevels15144 жыл бұрын
Kamil S LMAO!! I Didn’t see this comment haha... Schumer.... haha SPECIAL!!!! LMAO 😂 🤣
@justcallmeq81204 жыл бұрын
how does joe have so much pull in comedy, his own is literally unremarkable to put it best
@lightupthedarkness67624 жыл бұрын
Podcast clout transfers over
@jasoncallow61513 жыл бұрын
Also he saved the comedy store by standing up to Carlos Mecia when he was stealing jokes in the 90s. Joe got banned for that and is seen as wholly responsible for sorting everything out and creating a much better comedy community
@overtherenowaitthere3 жыл бұрын
Joe is a great comic, not the greatest. He's just the best one out of his group of friends like Jim Norton and that Anthony cumia guy. I'd say he's better than Joey diaz too. He's just not on the level of like Dave Chappelle or Louis CK which of course they're some of the best comedians since George Carlin passed.
@visionofdisorder3 жыл бұрын
@@jasoncallow6151 "sorting out", he paid a shit ton to keep the comedy store open, which made him a patron saint of LA comedy... he is respected for his money and power, not for his own material
@bonkboi4203 жыл бұрын
@@overtherenowaitthere you're delusional if you think Joe is funnier than Anthony or even Jim
@medusamedicates97712 жыл бұрын
Even his ace Ventura impression had terrible delivery
@satty50302 жыл бұрын
I just imagine someone shouting "I know you're lying" probably one the time where a heckler would have roasted the comedian.
@Remorsefullyhumble5 жыл бұрын
Honestly I don't find shaub or Joe Rogan funny,in normal conversation yes but in stand up ...no
@thepistolguy8595 жыл бұрын
Same
@mesadrums3755 жыл бұрын
Joe is bad in the sense of that he has his audience and plays to them. Never adapts. But he can structure a joke and punchline properly still. Brendan’s is tough and cringy to watch. I couldn’t tell when he starts a new joke and finishes the old one.
@JoseLopez-xd8gv5 жыл бұрын
Huge joe fan he can be funny on his podcast but his stand-up is horrific
@Tkenny355 жыл бұрын
What’s crazy is Joe headlines theatres with sold out shows and at the comedy store he has his own like “Joe Rogan and friends” type of show. I respect the hell out of Joe but his stand up isn’t funny at all. Maybe he’s better live? Then again who am I to judge while he’s making millions
@mesadrums3755 жыл бұрын
Kenny Tran 1. Most comedians are better live, especially in clubs where they can be dirtier. 2. Comedy is subjective. I’ve seen people cry laughing from basic puns or knock knock jokes. Joe has a built in audience who finds him funny, and it’s not like his shows are surprises. He talks about them all the time.
@jannaoberholzer5 жыл бұрын
I don't mind roasting his comedic skills but fact checking a comedian??? Come on dude.... They ALL lie.... ALL THE TIME!!!
@Jt1Torso1Winabego5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he might have some points, but comedy is story telling and it's meant to be funny, who cares if those things actually happened. The Dr. Hsu shit is kinda bad though.
@joeroganstrtshots8815 жыл бұрын
israel is bad mkay tribal warfare is bad mkay did you have a brain aneurysm?
@nyashmyash84875 жыл бұрын
yeah thats pretty dumb
@petermozuraitis52195 жыл бұрын
I get that comedians are telling stories and taking us down fictitious paths to make a point or get a laugh. But I HATED the way he closed out the ending, if you've been a fan of Schaub since before he started being an entertainer fulltime then you know that's not, as he put it himself, "his story". "Bryan and I drove 8 hours to LA, and we hatched a plan so that i would never fight again", on that fateful episode of JRE a few weeks post fight "yea man, we just need to polish up a few things then I should be able to make a go at a title run" . You can fudge things, because it's your job to make people laugh, but that's an outright lie, and it didn't sit well with me
@marctomkins5 жыл бұрын
Derik Oberholzer embellish I believe the word is rather then lie 😂
@edmannope7497 Жыл бұрын
No. No. I am not surprised. No. At all. No.
@ricardobjj249 ай бұрын
I don't know why he thinks these gay jokes are cool to do unless he's a closeted gay
@irishlad30294 жыл бұрын
Brendan dresses like a fortnite character
@mikethestoner4 жыл бұрын
He actually does man I've never seen anyone with the mad dress sense he has it's weird af he needs put in a hospital and his brain looked at haha guys fucked with cte
@palegodwit88484 жыл бұрын
*facts
@strad4044 жыл бұрын
Mike the Moocher ctw?
@mikethestoner4 жыл бұрын
@@strad404 cte mate misspelled lol
@Wyllies114 жыл бұрын
"How well do you think you would do on your own comedy special?" "Straight up comedy? I think people would be surprised." "Oh really? I think you would be surprised. I think you would tank."
@jameschauvet31404 жыл бұрын
100%
@SuperPeterok4 жыл бұрын
Cain Velasquez is funnier in the WWE than Schaub ever has.
@BETTYBOOP17094 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@thebull6834 жыл бұрын
Lololol
@topkekm88174 жыл бұрын
I read this in brendan and joes voices lol
@Nop3nop3675 Жыл бұрын
Brendan doing an Asian accent for his UFC doctor, and then you immediately playing a clip of the same doctor speaking with no accent absolutely fucking killed me lololol
@waltercolombe61052 жыл бұрын
Is that the theme song for "The Ropers" in the background?
@gunsnwheels92145 жыл бұрын
Don't blame Rogan as much as Callen, it was Callen who really said he could do comedy.
@CrashBandicot19955 жыл бұрын
Callen is that type of friend lol
@martin..37005 жыл бұрын
Callens funny tho nd the best part of the hangover ffs
@Conda175 жыл бұрын
The difference is that whether people find callen funny or not.....he’s a performer. You can see that he puts time into his act, rogan on the other hand and a few others in the group have no performance value apart from being loud, OTT and cursing. He had two separate groups in the one larger group to choose to learn from....he copied the wrong ones.
@ronaldkimball57755 жыл бұрын
Well Bryan Callen is really funny the problem is he knows ssss’littleeeeee about comedy
@maxthefoooool5 жыл бұрын
Callens funny as hell tho
@Mikeyjfox13 жыл бұрын
The doctor-"its an exceptional occupation, I feel spiritually connected to these gentlemen " Schaubs impression-" DeE gO bEE woRR pAy yO LiE , gAwuNteEb "
@thebubonicj2 жыл бұрын
Fuckin OOF
@MM-qi5mk2 жыл бұрын
Total bitch move by Schaub
@Typomixer152 жыл бұрын
*dicey dicey*
@burningmisery6 ай бұрын
4 years later, I have a lot of pity for Schaub. He's been the butt of EVERY joke on KZbin & tiktok.
@vitalychernobyl6137 Жыл бұрын
12:50 “Zero out of ten stars, and may be his last” 😬
@chalupacabra17275 жыл бұрын
Schaub did his best stand up comedy in the cage.
@michaelallen57665 жыл бұрын
Boom roasted 👏🏾😄
@boggieberto5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣👊🤕
@yodude96245 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@riqmiles85935 жыл бұрын
I'm dead
@lowlowseesee5 жыл бұрын
thats foul ahahahahahah
@cocorkiller23224 жыл бұрын
and no, he dresses like a 17 yr old bisexual chick.. lmfao
@thedonofthsht76-584 жыл бұрын
He'll be the next one in trouble for hitting on little girls lmao
@Reptar5304 жыл бұрын
100%
@thedonofthsht76-584 жыл бұрын
@Masster Gunnz lmfao you're showing yourself to be a bigger loser than u can even know by knowing and collecting all that shit on a guy u claim to hate and thinks is a loser
@kingsingh6954 жыл бұрын
TheDonofthsht76 - nah he was saying this is why people don’t like him
@lightupthedarkness67624 жыл бұрын
He's a bag of issues. He and his wife are both molestation victims who now victimize their son.
@user-nv2wt4hi8t Жыл бұрын
It's baffling because some of the lines feel like they could work but Schaub's delivery is so appalling, as his his timing and his repeat attempts to drum up laughter by laughing and staring at audience members until they're pressured into laughing along with him and the pre-recorded track, that it's just unwatchable.
@yungbootyheadmcgee2 жыл бұрын
Don’t drag Bert like that. He’s one of the best
@jeremythomas46605 жыл бұрын
When Brendan went on Rogan after the special came out Rogan could never compliment him, jus said “you’ll get better” lol
@jackstone775 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Thomas damn bro you caught that. I’m crying
@TMXP875 жыл бұрын
Joe, also told him that he’d advise him not to the the special this early in his comedic career.
@kegadolll5 жыл бұрын
@@TMXP87 How did Schaub even get a special in the first place? I don't think they just let anyone and everyone have one so now I'm more confused if Rogan didn't just hook him up. If Rogan knew his act was worse than shit, he should've like, not helped him get a special and flat-out told Schaub to write material that isn't embarrassingly awful.
@QdsWhhj5 жыл бұрын
@@kegadolll thats one of those things you need to just let ride out bc clearly brenden is going full tilt with the comedy, its probably easier to just support him than machine gun his plane out of the air. Joe already did that once to him lol
@MrChristianbowman825 жыл бұрын
QdsWhhj if he ever does “machine gun his plane out of the air” again over his terrible comedy, I just hope it’s on a another episode of JRE! 😂