Belcher Family Roasts/Insults/Comebacks

[@mathieuleader8601]

Tina's monotone cadence to her voice really enhances her insults

[@camilacastillo7855]

She is actualy realy Savage

[@artmoryoo]

I feel like the personality in the delivery make the family's insults. they're always so hilarious and fitting

[@jennynayoungkim1544]

tina's comebacks are so sassy because she's normally so sweet so when she goes off, it's so funny

[@asdfghjkl4187]

"Cause you're not blonde" "neither are you" THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE

[@jonathanrolle2046]

I like your hair it matches your teeth.🤣

[@meevins]

she doesn't make them very often but when she does she makes sure it counts and i love that, an icon

[@TheFlashzap]

She definitely has a vicious side that goes to her head in many ways

[@Cutthecamerasdeadass1899]

She's a Belcher 😂😂

[@justjennnnnna5715]

tina’s comeback about tammy’s hair makes me laugh everytime

[@MaxOakland]

It really did it for me

[@gerbelle90]

i loved her comeback when they wore the same bracelet

[@keyanawhitely7942]

Hahaha

[@bando-kun842]

The clown college jab took me out and re-awoke my asthma attacks from when I was a kid. 😭 😂

[@gabrielladestefano258]

“Ugh you’re as dark as your dark roots!” 😂😭😊

[@themeanlesbeann]

"Jessica. Bland, boring Jessica. If she was a spice, she'd be flour." Hands down my favorite burn they've ever done.

[@bexlaw3127]

I'm sterling that one day 😂

[@luxzord865]

"And if she was a book, she would be TWO books"

[@judedeluca4408]

Oh yeah she is pretty boring

[@miguelt6]

And she turns out to be the funny one

[@LeMeilleurr]

@@judedeluca4408 iko and 😊😊😊j😊

[@izzymarie3976]

Tina saying "Neither are you" when Tammy says "Youre not blonde" KILLS ME every time. GET HER ASS, T.

[@crterjd8154]

I swear, that one is so short yet so savage. I always quote it whenever I’m watching the lice episode simply because of how much I laugh after it!

[@ISBuckley8]

She was just so calm when she said it which made it a lot funnier

[@smileyranter]

for anyone wondering: 0:41

[@tracebandit4847]

“Before I saw it on you, I thought it was classy” A QUEEN

[@charandfriends554]

Tina’s insults toward Tammy are literally the best especially “No, more like people who like people who’s hair is all the same color.” 💀 It literally ended me.

[@boogaloobender3462]

Agreed! But i was wondering, did you draw your profile picture?

[@-valmetal-]

and her face after😭

[@elenavthorn]

The best one for me is "the problem is that Wagstaff is a grade school, not a clown college" 😂

[@OMGSOSILLEH]

I read this just as that bit came on

[@Janexcalibur]

One of my fave comebacks was by Linda: "That sign says 'No Running,' and you're running your mouth!"

[@RosePetal27]

That one really sent me

[@zsuzsisz9263]

It always makes me think of the no trash on the beach from Louise 5:38

[@okspaceman8126]

Tina saying “wow it’s almost like music” is so funny to me because she’s not even trying to insult him

[@petitepure7173]

"I owe you my life!" "No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not impressed." IS SOOO GOOD AND UNDERRATED!!!!!!

[@ThemeParkTraveler173]

😂😂 Completely took me out

[@swordsmanfabian18]

For as academically mediocre as the Belcher kids are, they're very witty, more so than even their parents. Louise is capable of some truly scathing sarcasm, and Gene's playful banter can easily put folks off balance, but man, when Tina decides to 'Go There' she does not mess around, she goes straight for the windpipe.

[@InvaderGIR98]

She is a certified teenage girl

[@StorybookVolunteer]

Tina: Consistent on her feelings about bottle blondes. Will even go after her own mother about it

[@tjenadonn6158]

A girl's gotta have a code.

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

Tina keeps coming for Tammy’s hair 😂

[@danielvakser9993]

Strangling by the roots! 😂

[@yesikanarvaez5027]

Because she's lying about that too

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Fake hair*

[@CreativeSoul27]

I love that despite the almost constant roasting of each other, the Belchers are also constantly shown to have a very strong bond. They truly love each other despite their flaws and shortcomings. They're comfortable enough to poke fun at one another knowing it's never serious attempts to hurt any feelings. (Roasting OTHER people, tho? That's a whole different story, lol.) Bob's Burgers always does its comedy so well.

[@brandywinebridget]

f r o m t h e w o m b t o t h e t o m b

[@budle89]

I think the term is banter? Not sure if it's an English word outside UK. I'm not native to English speaking country.

[@CreativeSoul27]

@@budle89 Yes! Banter is exactly the right term.

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

And to think that never would have been possible if Bouchard and Dauterive hadn’t listened to the network’s note

[@CreativeSoul27]

@@tahraethestoryteller6079 Wait, so Fox wanted them to banter and roast each other?

[@SpamSide_B]

When this show first started I thought Tina was just gonna be "the weird girl" that everyone dunked on. Hearing her comebacks and roasts have been both a surprise and a delight!

[@xspain9907]

Shes no meg griffin which is nice

[@mannyoftheeast3318]

​@@xspain9907megs treatment makes me feel uncomfortable, I've seen I'm not the only one.

[@espeon871]

@@mannyoftheeast3318 i love how bob's burgers revolutionised adult cartoons somewhat by just having characters and being more hearty and kind to its characters. Kind of like that its like an all ages cartoon just with cusses and more range of topics

[@Th4t_guy_]

Louise's absolute leveling of Tammy at the beach is still one of my all time favorite lines

[@astridbyfield2167]

I really enjoyed that part. Serves her right for picking on Tina.

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Her name is Trash. 😂😂

[@PurpledaisyShasta]

I loved when Tammy encouraged Tina to give better comebacks

[@ladydelphini]

"I like your hair it matches your teeth" 🤣🤣

[@jessicabk465]

Tina clapping back at Tammy about her hair will ALWAYS be amazing!! xD

[@pleek5504]

Can't believe you didn't include Linda's "well that sign says no running and you're running your mouth" comeback.

[@tinabelchersupremacy]

i know i’m so mad i missed it 😭

[@k.mswain2228]

“Wow, it’s almost like music” is so subtle but hilarious

[@lovelyjanemanzanares14]

Living for Tina insulting Tammy 😭😭 she hates that girl with passion 🔥

[@the-nina-beans88]

Well Tammy started it

[@sammiepatty4863]

@@the-nina-beans88 yeah, anyone that's willing to blackmail for their 'own' sake is bad news

[@the-nina-beans88]

@@sammiepatty4863 finger points to Tammy

[@sammiepatty4863]

@@the-nina-beans88 exactly 💯

[@ISBuckley8]

I love that Tina doesn’t take crap from her and Louise doesn’t either

[@EdgedShadow]

Louise gets all the credit, but Tina is the lowkey MVP of snark.

[@realsanmer]

I find it funny that most of these roast are from the kids to Bob, but they're the first to defend their dad when he gets roasted by other people.

[@BennyFan19981]

It's not a right, it's a PRIVILEGE

[@dommvignali774]

"It wasn't totally dumb, just mostly stupid." "Just like you Tammy." 🔥

[@JaqenHghar.]

"It's um, well you made it" Tina has the best burns

[@KayleeFarnes]

I'll forever love the lice episode when Tina calls out Tammy for not being a real blonde. It's so quick but makes me laugh every time.

[@hedgehod6437]

Gene being surprised Tammy isn't someone's mom has a special place in my heart Would love a part 2!

[@elijahlivingston9477]

"What was Tina really going to chose: the broken down reck with the dead eyes or a fake shark" "Awww" "Did you like that Mom?" "Yeahh" ❤❤❤

[@tower_of_roses]

"Before I saw it on you, I thought this bracelet was classy" was fucking savage damn Tina

[@wiriwiri1668]

Tina's roasts against Tammys hair dye are very spot on. I work with teens and they really be going after each other

[@MrSircharles05]

Damn, Bob's kids are savage!

[@jaysonjackson3455]

A sign of good raising.

[@ISBuckley8]

I do kinda love that even though Louise is usually the first to mock her father, he's also by far the person she respects and trusts the most

[@crazyphan18]

I love the edit at 3:50. “Why? it’s Mr. Frond!….How much cursed you can get?” When I first heard it I was looking away and thought it was one clip, it wasn’t till I went back did I realize it was two different clips! A bonus Louise Roast!!

[@emsa32]

3:50 the way she says: why? It's mr frond kills me 🤣🤣

[@famemosterrrrr]

Louise:And also says not trash on the beach Tammy so what are we gonna do here? Jocelyn: *oh my god it does says that*

[@astridbyfield2167]

It seems as if Jocelyn's response really adds to the insult 😆 🤣

[@CloudySkkye]

Tina the sassy girl boss

[@delena4evertvd267]

i will love this show till the end of time. it’s ACTUALLY funny. clever jokes that genuinely make you laugh, without constant, harsh swearing, without making fun of someone or a group and without being so inappropriate that you feel violated.

[@salsavillo]

0:45 Bruh I cant stop replaying it😂 5:46 love this one as well😂

[@yesikanarvaez5027]

Love how Tammy didn't get it

[@bingusbongus1656]

"I like your hair, it matches your teeth." Damn.

[@BrotherYarmoth]

"Hey Matt, you're grandpa called. It's you" "OOHHHHH!!!" "Yeah. Yeah. Yeah." 😂😂🤣🤣

[@astridbyfield2167]

😆 🤣

[@LadyNightmare33]

For some dumb reason this one was the funniest one to me 😂😂😂😂

[@Oofy]

2:48 the way tammy's reaction just cuts off makes it so much better

[@darwinaguilero3175]

I love how much Tina resents Tammy, she deserves it so much.

[@ede9177]

Somehow, the ones where they apologize for taking it too far are just so funny to me.

[@rhyswhite7659]

"Hey, Tammy? Inside voice, kay?? Brian really needs his sleep and you sound kinda like a toy that needs new batteries,," takes me out every time 😂😂

[@Viking_Luchador]

Later, Tammy & Jocelyn come back with "boyfriends" Louise's age

[@Aliensuperstar2004]

Tina coming after Tammy’s hair is so funny

[@RedTed_Indentation45]

I forgot how unforgiving Tina can be 😂😂😂

[@natalieblackie2878]

Tina: I owe you my life Gene: No thanks I've seen you life and I'm not impressed.😂😂😁😁😆😆

[@CJ-wr7wq]

This definitely needs a part 2. There's loads you missed that are great 😂 (one of my favourites from season 1 episode 6 was when Bob told Jimmy "if you want a bag of hair so bad, why don't you pick it out of the food you serve?")

[@aliahduiker7998]

So we all agree Tina’s insults are the best

[@spacecl0d201]

“I’m yawning at your awning!” Took me out for no reason whatsoever

[@Revtheory941]

Tammy coaching Tina through trash talk is actually adorable. Makss Tammy almost relatable

[@animesubya]

Tina's comebacks to Tammy are my favorite 😂

[@justjoannak]

Tina's backhanded insults are my fave. Also when Louise called Tammy trash, that moment was *ICONIC!*

[@Sora18590]

I genuinely hope we can get an episode of us in Tina’s head to hear what she thinks she actually sounds like 😂❤

[@randomasshumanbeing2078]

I love how creative these all are

[@alinw-n7t]

Louise is brave, chaotic but she's also such a sweetheart if you look close enough. I love that about her. ❤

[@alaskawashington]

one of my favorite lines from this show in general is when Tina aggressively catches Jimmy Jr’s eye and goes “your ass is grass and i’m gonna mow it” kills me every time

[@patriciasmith3875]

I like louise roasts/insults/comebacks

[@louisebelcher7214]

Thank you. 😎

[@patriciasmith3875]

@@louisebelcher7214 your welcome

[@harmonicajay91]

“Well, not really since you’re not blonde.” “Neither are you.” Oh!!! Buuuuurrrrn!

[@9tailsleo06morfin4]

I love the mega stick which is the log, were Tina just says "would you like a suggestion where to stick this log"😂

[@nikoroon]

Linda has a lot of good one-liners against Jimmy Pesto when he heckles Bob. My favorites is "Oh, put a fettuccine in your in-betweeny!" Or the cannoli one 😆 She's really good at comebacks and puns

[@songbird6414]

“If she were a spice she’d be flour” is something that needs to go down in history

[@jae6630]

7:28 this one had me dead 😭😭

[@nicolexlove16]

Don’t forget Millie’s “no this is a finger” to frond in the finger loose episode 🤣 My fav will always be the trash on the beach 😂

[@SeventhGod77]

I gotta love how Bob catches strays and just goes “mm”. Like you’re not wrong, but you didn’t have to say it.

[@jackamatic63]

I never realized how actually smart Tina is

[@poutinemcflurry3544]

Tina is VICIOUS when it comes to Tammy and I LOVE IT

[@giamiramontes5639]

Luv this show for these lil quips and puns

[@astridbyfield2167]

Yes really LOVE the puns!

[@kofunshota_rose7820]

“I owe you my life!” “No, thanks…. I’ve seen it, and I’m not impressed.”

[@Aeunax123]

“Why? It’s Mr. Frond” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@mermaidmoongoddess]

double o-so-sad is the best frond insult

[@jesc8827]

You left off Tina’s iconic “You’re a body odor store with Burgers”

[@tinabelchersupremacy]

fuck i can’t believe i missed that one i love that one

[@sammiepittman3130]

“The names Frond. James Frond. I’ve got a license to counsel.” “Double O so sad.” Louise 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wildwitchwest]

the audio in this was more of a rollercoaster than the episode when bob almost drowns

[@lassoroot]

6:33 It's cute to see a rare moment of Louise actually seeming affected by her dad going "Louise :/"

[@mcsquigglesproductions3976]

"it wasn't all bad, just really really stupid" "Just like you Tammy"

[@LanceAbrams]

Tina's insults are really underrated.

[@creativeandfunnyname3744]

"Neither are you" was BRUTAL

[@idontusethischannelanymore2]

People who make these types of videos are my people I love all of these shows

[@jarrellmckenna2988]

A broken down wreck with dead eyes or a fake shark “ Damn Kelso would love this video

[@ruejanea]

So would Red

[@SpiritSoPoetic]

Bob: I’m not big enough Louise: Keep telling yourself that pal 😭😭😭

[@mackenziebunch152]

"its the largest member of the rodent family" "-after gene"

[@Kateca2000]

“Double oh so sad” will always be one of my favorites

[@Meme_Science]

I just love videos like this that swing wildly from too quiet to too loud. My favorite

[@george-is-is-martin]

These are gold. A really good compilation playing off this one would be Bob getting Casually Roasted by his kids, but it might have to be a series.

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

They may burn eachother but it's done with love

[@Viking_Luchador]

Teddy: "I'm supposed to build them all new sets with only six nails. I guess theatres don't make a lot of money." Louise: "Poppa, do we work in a theater?"

[@jademcl4727]

"I like your hair, it matches your teeth." Oh my GOOOD

[@jeroncollado]

tina’s comeback at 1:20 will make me laugh forever

[@hearts4mikey]

"How old is Dumbledore?" 😭

[@xkakashi01]

Linda, "Button it you seventh inning bitch...." the way she trailed off so her children wouldn't hear her talk that way is amazing

[@ellnats]

Tammy: you're not blonde Tina: Neither Are You OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@LaViejaLinda]

5:55 Tina’s comeback 🤣🤣🤣🤣😵

[@LaViejaLinda]

😂

[@mr.l8723]

No wonder Bob looks always depressed, his whole family insults him

[@avevee9708]

Most of these are so simple, yet they zing so hard

[@maromalul9134]

Tina & Linda have the best burns ever - Savageness runs in the family LMFAO

[@jonathanrolle2046]

Louise can give Stewie Griffin a run for his money.

[@raecona9885]

tina saying “i like your hair, it matches your teeth” to her MOM 😭

[@loveshack_ems]

I’d be DEAD if I tried to pull that 😭

[@chloeah101]

Louise’s roasts are too funny