Man Attacked By Goose (almost dies)

[@Beluga1]

good luck finding the word! If I reply to your comment, you win. Enjoy the video, there’s more to come ❤️

[@itzlqmer6084]

Ayyy

[@itzlqmer6084]

Thank you daddy

[@eParadox21]

Guck

[@eParadox21]

Quack

[@amiersulieman386]

Quack

[@Nuel_7z]

This video taught me more about self-defense than litterally anywhere else.

[@LeventK]

I thought I was the only one

[@Lumegrin]

What video taught you how to spell

[@Hana-ku9dh]

IKRR SAMEEE

[@BookBaggerfinity]

@@Lumegrin ha?

[@citrusangel9488]

@@Lumegrin ok lord drakostar

[@bongocatdaisy1215]

"Sorry, I forgot to mention his accuracy level is 1" - Peter, 2021

[@Beluga1]

I dont know which sources these unfounded rumors are emerging from backed with zero evidence - my name is not Peter

[@bongocatdaisy1215]

Oh sorry not peter

[@heatherrolniak7139]

@@Beluga1 Jacob

[@GolditoCruzPR]

Wow congrats man

[@bongocatdaisy1215]

@@GolditoCruzPR thanks ig me and him are friends on discord so yeah

[@someoneunusual7186]

2:24 "This fatal mistake almost leads to his death." The Goose: *Literally shows his dominance by shitting* Edit, also a plot twist: The Goose was actually preparing to fight the hooman

[@Korixon.]

Lol

[@lipqwe_1]

WWAIT WHAT LOKL THATS SO CURSED

[@bohanwithb1546]

I DIDNT EVEN SEE THAT LOL

[@Yourpringledealer]

Bruh

[@aidenizu]

**Shits aggressively**

[@chairfaceheadthing4161]

as a canadian i can confirm this is what day to day life is

[@davidshillaker7578]

It's a war zone out there.

[@pauliexcluded1]

Lucky .... I love the goooooses. Mine is named Carl. He is a dangerous psychopath with a long history of violence. He doesn't understand how you keep forgetting that.

[@RawCuriosity]

School Fields after it rains be like:

[@ItzBelgianAnimations]

Canada is no war but in North Korea is war

[@ItzBelgianAnimations]

Ontario (License Bord)

[@redsteer6908]

Man: *just walking down the road* Goose: peace was never an option

[@lolo-eh2bp]

man: accuracy was never an option

[@SyncedJay]

*_H O N K_*

[@BoredQuill9090]

For the record the first clip it did look like the man swung first

[@Firefly256]

Even better is that “peace was never an option” meme has a goose

[@flarebloxed1474]

@@SyncedJay i dont think geese say that

[@bigaidan5375]

new player strength: -2 appearance: ok agility: 1 accuracy: none you didnt have to do my guy like that

[@Pa8]

Why I feel like I have seen this before

[@DogeSargeant]

Tripping on air 100

[@zyansheep]

Wait a second... -2 strength??? Do his punches heal people?

[@auatom-]

@@zyansheep option a : 0 damage (do nothing) option b : negative damage (heal) option c : deal 1 damage because the game force 1 damage minimium or he using hack and his stat break integer limit

[@HB.14]

@@zyansheep or do they hurt himself

[@aalan09]

This man turn a boring video into an interesting video, what a absolute legend..

[@davidprince8461]

Acting like a fool makes one a legend?....ok.

[@mikechansw748]

@@davidprince8461 What acting like a fool?

[@dog_e8539]

Ah, Geese, one of the only things that Canadians hate as much as having their favourite Hockey team lose.

[@kkslicez]

yeahhh our only weakness

[@executor6969]

Yes, as a Canadian I agree but we don’t hate the geese, we fear them

[@srijanpallem7807]

We can all agree that oilers suck.

[@Wildkirblet]

*Cobra Chickens

[@shabu5072]

Sounds like something Canadian Morty would say

[@happybird9494]

Man : walks Goose : And I took that personally

[@theshadowmaster2702]

Sounds like a lot people that there are these days

[@aesthete1892]

PLSSSS LMFAOOO

[@RayMak]

I can hear boss battle music

[@capitanpija6900]

🦆

[@CrummyRat.]

Duck power 🦆

[@viral_hooked]

Wherever i go, i see his face - A frustrated KZbinr

[@theBravoTwins.]

Cgs, u now have more haters than subscribers now 😄

[@Prs321]

Yep

[@dabolife1]

Beluga, did you spend a night in the desert as you promised?

[@pastaz6729]

no

[@Mr.BobsDog]

He did. Check out the video

[@otaku-chananime3026]

Canadian goose: **gets attacked** Canadian law: You attacked the goose. Now. Cough up the money.

[@noofusdoofus]

255 with no replies?

[@SleebyIsGaming]

Fax

[@tomato-v8x]

Canada goose*

[@ShabeerSniper]

@@tomato-v8x Its canadian goose

[@runeuchihawhatifsandgaming3783]

Me: it was self defense

[@Pxragon]

Plot twist: he is dead, you can’t survive the goose.

[@yes-wm3fe]

lmaokoolooksooso

[@numedeutilizator0043]

@@yes-wm3fe chill

[@tree561]

Noooooooooooooo

[@glaze5484]

*bruh*

[@burrito1590]

debatable.

[@jet47_]

221,000 people have their respect for you, goose we will never forget you

[@fl4sh23]

*Man misses* Beluga: His accuracy is 1. *Man hits* Beluga: Hackerrrrrrrrrrrr......!!!

[@anishnagelli9086]

U mean Hecker right

[@fl4sh23]

@@anishnagelli9086 Lol yes.

[@wriZz_aex]

HECKERRRRRR*

[@redellafestafd1084]

Plot Twist: *that man is Hecker*

[@eli-yahfenosoa3697]

The narrator sounds like the KZbinr "Explore lucid dreaming"

[@johnluis3034]

The Man didn’t almost die.... The viewers almost died of laughter.

[@AreebProductions]

Lmao

[@Bolt17]

Totally

[@Bolt17]

How am I still alive

[@neelimak60]

📸📸Nice

[@hilaryleung07]

lol owo

[@chiliology3921]

Goose: literally just standing there Man: I bestow upon you the power of forgetting aim exists and *paper*

[@kzasci]

OK HOW DOES THIS HAVE 130 LIKES AND NO COMMENTS??? I MEAN 1 COMMENT NOW

[@c0smic.dw3ller]

@@kzasci because people usually don't care enough or don't have anything to say

[@BLACKBLACK-qz8md]

@@c0smic.dw3ller lemme make comments 3

[@makrambayali8143]

I think he was trying to scare it not actually trying to hit it

[@colinmagaming]

Beluga 2 years ago: Everything he learned in his classes Beluga now:Discord mod

[@googleaccount3999]

I love how he says “fatal mistake that leads to his death” right as the goose just shits on the ground. 2:27

[@nofacedgoldfish6216]

XD

[@dootdoot6520]

XD

[@endlessnv1x767]

@@dootdoot6520 XD

[@unknowndev8357]

making itself lighter to fly higher giving itself maximum advantage

[@goofygoober485]

@@unknowndev8357 fax

[@JustinRed624]

2:28 Watch closely, the goose took a poo, decreasing its weight and therefore increasing its charging speed. Excellent decision making prowess displayed by the goose.

[@megamingidk6216]

wtf

[@kebabuz]

Lmao

[@Ash36Gaming]

Xd

[@warrior8154]

Lmfaooooooooooo

[@divyanshtripathi4867]

😂😂😂

[@pohovanavanila]

The geese's main strategy in winning fights is intimidation, if the human would have known this, and if he had known his ability not to react to the intimidation, he may have won effortlessly, as Sun Tzu said.. *"If you know your enemy, and know yourself, you may not fear the result of a hundred battles"* ~Sun Tzu

[@omar94747]

"TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES" ~sun tzu, the art of war

[@luigimaxwell8946]

@@omar94747 go

[@zentury3473]

@@omar94747 lol

[@colabee3646]

@@omar94747 LETA GOOOO

[@samuraydrex667]

Before the physical fight, goes the psichologic fight. ~Master Shifu

[@Hmm69420]

Beluga then : If I get 10k subs, I'll spent a night in the desert Beluga now : Chilling making discord vids 😂 With 7M+ subs

[@Stien58_]

“And the duck noticed that” Ah yes, black beak, white feet, white-gray-black gradient, definitely a duck.

[@birdsarecool6711]

big body, vicious attacks, definitely a duck. totally not a goose

[@oneoddcanadian9468]

Cobra

[@ADAJ342]

The murder-duck

[@vincharlesyuri]

@@ADAJ342 muder

[@ADAJ342]

@@vincharlesyuri muder

[@crescent7494]

Beluga: DID YOU SEE THAT Goose: "starts pooping* Beluga: "HE TAKES A STEP FORWARD ACCERTING HIS DOMINANCE"

[@robertthompson6352]

2:30 if anyone missed it or wanted to go back

[@yossyasmey8245]

WAIT LMFAO

[@hanoianboy9562]

*ASSERTING AND IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN TO ASSERT INSTEAD

[@as_if]

@@robertthompson6352 2:28*

[@robertthompson6352]

@@as_if it was 2:30 when he started talking

[@enakshiparua836]

*Come at me noob-* Guy: **Swings paper 100 times and misses each one-**

[@fatdog8971]

This comment deserves more likes

[@BelieverEditsAgain]

and more replies

[@mynose4540]

He intentionally didn’t hit the duck he just tried to scare it away

[@harshitaa672]

He doesnt wanna hurt it...and i knw its a joke

[@Mabbdaa]

He didn't turn on aim assist

[@unspken7084]

Remember kids, its better to be pissed OFF than pissed ON. (dont ask) B E L U G A

[@TGotNoBounce]

wtf bro u sus

[@LiteracyLovesYou]

What if I like the second one.

[@ultrabro6175]

Ask..? *Oh wait... I asked Lol*

[@Ajdagoat9]

I wanna get pissed on tho 😳😳😳😳

[@Skylite420]

From my experience the 2nd option is better

[@stormchaxer1965]

Me, a child carrying around a stick: You're weak Goose: H O N K

[@白キロ]

Hewwo

[@mtronette8905]

@@白キロ Hewwo

[@SasukeUchiha-pj1pl]

@@白キロ nice pfp

[@yaboique6650]

😐

[@likefrim]

@@白キロ shut up

[@j1_6b]

Old Beluga: *Calculating like a Epic Genius* New Beluga: *dIsCorD mEmeS gO bRrrR*

[@silentrose4962]

-i mean your not wrong lol- ~AHEM~ Truth isn't speech that is capable of denial,therefore this topic cannot be disagreed upon. S m a r t

[@_Neolidas]

Ebgula

[@tuna3211]

@@_Neolidas begula

[@xxxs4458]

YEA DISCORD MEMES

[@srishtiram_1811]

True

[@superioroakmc942]

It's a whole different story if the goose has a baby with it. When mama is trying to protect her baby, she's unstoppable!

[@Akumu-Kun-0]

His accuracy wasn't bad, it was just he didn't wanted to hit the goose, he just wanted to scare it off.

[@deadinside8719]

I check that too

[@carboncompounds9377]

It's a joke smart-ass.

[@simon_robloxtale9872]

yes

[@mrjerry3800]

r/wooooooosh

[@iwillkidnapyouwithmemes225]

r/wooosh

[@bigchungus14hvh12]

i don't think his "accuracy level" is bad, i think its just that hes trying not to hurt le goose

[@dareak7143]

His soft level is 1000000000000000

[@itsjustmefr]

Hamster squad

[@bigchungus14hvh12]

@@itsjustmefr based

[@mimilao16]

No its he's brain power 😂🤣😂😂

[@vayyahx]

but he kicked the poor goose

[@theawesomeimaginarydude9101]

Fun fact: The victim is actually his dad.

[@filipnikitovic6717]

the goose is his dad?

[@theawesomeimaginarydude9101]

@@filipnikitovic6717 no the Man that got attacked is his dad.

[@filipnikitovic6717]

@@theawesomeimaginarydude9101 i know, but you said the challenger

[@theawesomeimaginarydude9101]

@@filipnikitovic6717 oh its victim wait sorry

[@landanjames6022]

Bro, this is that updated version of Duck Hunter that we have all been waiting for

[@Fafr]

These geese: are brave, will attack anyone in the attack zone The geese that usually live like in groups of 15 where I live: ohno this human have baccpacc retreat everyone

[@nasusentas1036]

@cibu fam nobody cares about mistakes

[@surrealdreams9992]

@cibu fam maybe correct it when it’s unreadable

[@william2344]

@cibu fam I mean, you could look at it another way to show how stupid it is that geese cannot pose a threat In packs( thus the dumb grammatical error)

[@Fafr]

@cibu fam ok thanks

[@sahave5042]

@cibu fam Corrects someone then someone corrects him so he complains

[@diosbizarreadventure7383]

This is a clear example of " Size doesn't matter, stamina does. "

[@southkorea6832]

W h a t

[@nmprrorr399]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ItsMikeylol]

That’s what she said

[@apurboaj215]

I think your size is small

[@m1st_13]

@Barola 😏

[@Dongzzzzzz]

The first guy had good accuracy, the first misses are warning shots. He also did a good job asserting the human race dominance by kicking it.

[@ketama180]

yeah

[@shishain4434]

Nah , he's cheating and using auto aim after the spam attack is missed

[@rattyvlogger8138]

@GoTi4No give some of the cut or i will tell the officials

[@braydenscott5672]

I hate the first guy, the goose didn't want to bother him after he hit it once, and the guy just chased the goose.

[@braydenscott5672]

@GoTi4Nook first, you seem more mad than a normal person would be at a simple comment. Second, I'm not sure that I'm the one who needs glasses, for one, you couldn't use your good for nothing eyes to notice that you needed a space between 'was' and 'chasing'. Secondly, when the gooses backed off, the guy still went behind the bush to hit it. Now if that seems reasonable to you, then I literally have no words for someone like you.

[@SpaceXplorer13]

Holy- I've watched this one before, and didn't even realise he was Beluga himself Edit: omg please stop commenting me too my inbox is full of these notifications 🤕

[@cutedogo224]

Yea me too also there are rumors that he owns the channel lucid dreaming i dont know if its true

[@SpaceXplorer13]

@@cutedogo224 This is his second channel. Explore Lucid Dreaming is his main channel, although looking at their sub count anyone would think otherwise.

[@cutedogo224]

@@SpaceXplorer13 ok thanks for telling me

[@ai.da.n]

Me too!

[@justanimasu4687]

Holy shit me too

[@theogberry]

Who’s here to 2024 where he doesn’t have 10,000 subscribers, but 10 MILLION?!

[@germanrcdriver39]

**Beluga talking about reaching 10k** Lester: "silly boy, you sussy have more than 9.14 million" Edit: yall are replying to this comment with the right sub count from beluga, but no one actually subcribes to my channel😓🤧

[@shouryagoyal3314]

More than 3 million*

[@JLCAILTV]

@@shouryagoyal3314 yessir

[@lazy_biscuits08]

3.5 million you mean

[@Hieraldrich]

Sweetie. You have much more than that.

[@AYAAYA-kl7hk]

You mean 3.67M

[@sandrasaenz1000]

“I’m not saying he’s hacking but he looks mad sus” *gets hit ten times in the face by the goose*

[@jaydenl2343]

Why does this comment have zero replies

[@SG2048-meta]

Why does this comment only have one reply

[@delta1283]

Why are there only 2 replies on this comment

[@yoriichitsugikuni5817]

Why does this comment have 3 replies

[@nooneinparticular8190]

Why does this comment only have 4 comment?

[@smartbuffnoob3690]

The second goose literally shit himself in the Mexican stand off

[@sniadaniecyborga3622]

Levi Ackerman

[@dontseemylatestvideo2994]

2:28 😁

[@JxcksonSZN]

Underrated comment

[@clearestpenny8847]

So im not the only one who noticed that 😂

[@aryajpegasus]

birbs' flight or flight causes them to shit to make then lighter so they can fly easy, @ least pigeons' do, idk I'm generalising

[@ethanpowell3203]

I love how he keeps calling the Canadian goose a ‘duck’. Hilarious

[@bhuvan8597]

I sincerely appreciate goose's bravery to mess with people just for our entertainment

[@seven.v5]

This literally is the Untitled Goose Game but IRL...

[@Simke_Cloud]

exactly

[@gus1394]

yes

[@CognitoBeast]

And also with death

[@piyushpranav4028]

This is the perfect example of how social media can be progressive rather than being exploitative. Like he is asking for 10k subs, 6 months ago, and now the no. is close to 4 million. The most important thing is the quality content which he provides with his videos. I subscribed to this channel after getting randomly recommended one of those beluga videos. Love from India.

[@piyushpranav4028]

@@captaindanger4353 I think that luck is commonly known as the KZbin algorithm.

[@kumarpravin81gmail]

He has 4 million now

[@basaris1277]

youtube algorithm is full of luck

[@GM-kj7sy]

@@basaris1277 u and me are the youtube algorithm.The luck involved is basically a question asked to us whether we like the content or not

[@andy-gamer]

*”lOvE fRoM iNdIa”*

[@RherianoMacario]

This is the most perfect video I ever saw it has humour and cuteness

[@SrGanzui]

ah I remember that day, it was a very easy fight

[@supremestudios5667]

Hmm

[@shoto_tdorki6914]

@@supremestudios5667 5 mins ago

[@user-jr5zh9zy3w]

@@shoto_tdorki6914 21 mins ago

[@shoto_tdorki6914]

@@user-jr5zh9zy3w 1 hour ago

[@ep-aeezen-868]

Honk!

[@flarebloxed1474]

Geese: **Uses its wings to flap others as self defense** Literally every other animal on the planet: w h a t

[@ignusthearsonist]

Moral of the video: Never mess with the honk Or else you'll get the bonk

[@pisnivy8426]

Goose:"come at me noob." Man:*keeps on hitting air* Edit:tysm for the likes

[@chill1586]

Why there is no comment :/

[@pisnivy8426]

@@chill1586 idk

[@adventurouswizard9408]

✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌

[@pisnivy8426]

@@yokingkip6396 wdym

[@amaliehannah9003]

@@pisnivy8426 *it **-kinda-** ruins the comment when ppl do that*

[@happylaykie1531]

Person: when was your nearest death? Him: When I was attacked by a goose

[@白キロ]

Hewwo

[@likefrim]

@@白キロ just shut up

[@vaiibhavprabhuchandhar185]

he's not hacking, he just has a really good gaming chair.

[@mrstronghands476]

Hahahaa

[@jalen2636]

It’s just a really good gaming suit

[@CheemsTheTransportGuy]

For those who don't know why the goose is attacking him: Geese may attack you if you are near their nest with their babies or eggs, and they think your trying to threaten them.

[@sneha7794]

The goose was having such a bad day that he starts attacking humans poor goose.

[@Neeraj-_-_-6969]

I like goose barbeques

[@kfcchicken496]

Poor Human

[@eliasujashvili7113]

02:28 The Goose was Like: OK I AM GOING IN! Also goose: Shits himself

[@saadhabashneh5587]

Omg

[@ginger_reef]

Goose: our battle will be legendary Man: … *ultra instinct*

[@kitsune7771]

I love ur channel and videos😆🥰good luck and success🥰❤❤

[@charliebail10]

"Can we get 10k?" 4 Months Later: 2.64M Subs

[@bardia5438]

That's insane...

[@wonluvrr]

4 days later: 2.84M

[@fuse5249]

Today 2.9M

[@hellohowareyouimunderthewo3699]

@@wonluvrr 2.9

[@hellohowareyouimunderthewo3699]

Will be three million soon

[@crackenninben2541]

The chances of getting mauled by a goose are low…but never zero.

[@o5-18]

Low?

[@Kyumifun]

My grandparents decided that they want to have geese and turkeys These bird now are all young and gooses are pretty chill but turkeys hate my cat for some reason

[@o5-18]

@@Kyumifun sorry to be grammar police but the plural of goose is geese.

[@crackenninben2541]

@@Kyumifun lol

[@Kyumifun]

@@o5-18 no problem my bad

[@redellafestafd1084]

nobody: Man walking in park: *exists* Goose: Peace was never an option

[@SamarthxAGENT]

😂

[@YourFriend-Hello]

Yess begula real voiceee!✨️

[@susie8391]

Goose: omg he took a step, time to charge guy: falls* Goose: well that was easy, I guess I won.

[@cutiepie590]

Its a duck

[@noonehxs2481]

@@cutiepie590 dood it said goose in the title

[@philippdrescher6012]

@@cutiepie590 Have you never seen a goose nor a duck? 😂

[@zenphnlikesmen]

The second man won without harming the wild goose Respect

[@sapphirenetworks]

*If the goose were attacking in Russia* Calls wife " Get the stove ready, I know what we're gonna have tonight"

[@DuaEditz]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@morningrosie3684]

That would happen in some places in America. I know a guy who eats turtle meat.

[@starryepidemic2532]

@@morningrosie3684 wooooosh

[@asyraaf_potatogamer7612]

@@starryepidemic2532 wooooosh

[@starryepidemic2532]

@@asyraaf_potatogamer7612 huh?

[@cat_chad]

Good Advice! Now I know what to do when a goose attacks me!

[@cat_chad]

The deadly attack

[@nicoleambrosio3272]

Thats not a fucking goose thats a duck

[@trackerwacker9498]

1:57 My grandpa's default ringtone lol

[@StandDont]

*Pov: We are standless and then they were having a mexican STAND off* 1 month later edit: lol the replies are awesome..

[@siraxolot4262]

Goose: "Oh, you're approaching me?"

[@siraxolot4262]

@@OfficialSera "I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer."

[@NaiveWorld]

@@OfficialSera "Ora!"

[@Icyoiii]

@@OfficialSera too slow too slow!

[@Icyoiii]

The world is the ultimate stand!

[@mrstick62]

I find it creepy that this showed up in my recommended right after my mom was ranting about how dangerous geese are.

[@DogeKing909]

google

[@JimmyBoosterCrate]

@@DogeKing909 en passant

[@jooot_6850]

just kick them

[@adriangaeta4017]

They're not really dangerous, they have hollow bones so just hit them or kick them and they'll probably back off

[@thenerd7238]

@@adriangaeta4017 animal cruelty, thats it im reporting you any last words?

[@arnavplayz3444]

this is the first video i saw that was uploaded by you, now you have 7 mil subs... Great work. Pls make more videos like this :D

[@T4Tezzo]

2:28: *goose takes a massive shit* SM: “DID YOU SEE THAT?!” *zooms in on foot* The timing here is hilarious 😂

[@aqua0187]

Oh noooo

[@P.sherman45]

This is why i read comments

[@reenoxrg]

BWHAAAHAH

[@cameroncastillo2072]

I thought he was talking about the goose pooping cuz it did right then

[@oshawill2763]

@@reenoxrg no

[@Cool_Cat_Real]

People who dislike this video, got attacked by the goose

[@aden29.1]

*goose*

[@mohify2174]

*goose*

[@bob9224]

*goose*

[@Vamp_FFA]

Duck

[@Cool_Cat_Real]

Hmm my bad 🙃

[@yousefassad5957]

2:27 look at the duck just dropped a sh8 before going to the battle

[@artrik69420]

Lmao😂😂😂😂😂

[@alt6117]

😂

[@music_by_rishu]

Bruh🤣🤣🤣

[@lydiasulovska]

LOL

[@parthmanhas16]

Because duck gives A SHIT about the fight

[@Rcbrayden]

im watching at 9.79m subscribers and u r still uploading :)

[@achaoticchildwithmemes6491]

As TierZoo would say, Geese have high intimidation levels, but don’t have much to back it up. Their only backup if intimidation attempts fail is flight, which they only have access to because they’re part of the bird faction. I’d honestly go for a different build if I were a goose main :/

[@DukasFiguliras]

As he also said, swans are basically better geese

[@gamerchief7740]

plot twist, he's got 100 accuracy but didn't wanna risk getting ban

[@hyunexlv]

goose's appearance: 86 meanwhile my appearance: -98

[@Kobekola]

Thumbnail: Gru getting Jojo posed on so hard that he's blown away

[@louisthunder10]

“He has armour, the high ground, and a weapon” I died of laughter

[@TinatarantadoNyoko]

Accidentally triggering a boss fight while exploring the village be like:

[@not_diwas]

Plot Twist: That goose is best friend of Beluga 🐱.

[@teamofwinter8128]

BRUH CROSS OVERS

[@IMAWESOMEDUEDWHATCANISAY]

Yess

[@speyns5669]

Dr. Stone

[@dinnerbon111]

your so close to 10K!!! you have 7 M subs

[@user-dy3oh1jw9z]

"so here comes our victim he has no idea he's about to enter a battle" -Beluga,2021

[@zephyr1327]

0:54 as you can see, it is not that the mans accuracy is 1, the goose has actually mastered the art of the ultra instinct and so the dodges are too fast and complex for the human eye.

[@theafrican4009]

One of my favourite hobbies is feeding geese. To the geese I am there lord.

[@arcane2694]

Then you are too dangerous to live

[@brightwafi1291]

"I am there, lord." Said the man feeding geese

[@theslytherinhouseofficial]

I subscribed to all the replies and the comment poster

[@theafrican4009]

@@theslytherinhouseofficial No

[@theslytherinhouseofficial]

@@theafrican4009 what do u mean

[@cottoncandye]

Poor goose- I’m actually surprised how the goose has enough courage to run towards humans. When I just try to pet a goose, they go flee to another country ;-;

[@rogue4225]

Geese have legit killed humans before, they really strong. Think about that next time a goose rolls up on you.

[@cottoncandye]

@@rogue4225 woah 🤯

[@dio696]

@@cottoncandye they can't kill an adult, but I garuntee you a toddler would get stomped by a flock of geese

[@dio696]

@regular youtube account someone's on their period

[@rogue4225]

@@dio696 no they have, a man was drowned by one because he was canoeing and it shoved his head underwater, those things are strong.

[@TurboLight]

"It's over, or it is?" *Hey VSauce, Michael here!*

[@garlicsalt9924]

Are we going to ignore the fact that the goose was called a duck several times? 😂

[@asid5067]

long neck land duck

[@_realnoob2050]

And the fact that the goose tried chasing the man bravely and got a shoe in its face>?

[@abbilikirankumar]

The goose name is duck

[@10k_kiji]

are we gonna ignore how the goose was evilly laughing

[@supercrash5461]

@@10k_kiji what part?-

[@SPCAArdvark]

Honestly this is halarious You need more subs

[@KezKaz]

HE HAS 7 MILLION SUBS WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!?!?

[@SPCAArdvark]

@@KezKaz he needs 10 million He is very good with his channel

[@KezKaz]

@@SPCAArdvark yea fair point

[@SPCAArdvark]

@@KezKaznow he needs 15 million

[@KezKaz]

@@SPCAArdvark I’m going to be honest I forgot I made this comment

[@puppetmasterpro3421]

Birds never attack me, they respect me Since I have a deep fryer at home

[@carpinchipedia7009]

KFG

[@fascinating_echo1099]

Of course you do

[@rexyjp1237]

Lets wait until they ask tyrannosaurus to fry you Or just eat you raw

[@puppetmasterpro3421]

@@rexyjp1237 im too hot to eat 😉

[@spankman618]

U mean fear* right

[@doyouwantfreenuggets]

“If I’m not uploading I died” What a true man.

[@ojek3400]

YE. Man lookin kinda SUS. Its content we've all been waiting for.

[@ojek3400]

I feel honored by this heart.

[@gming8225]

when the imposter is sus! 😳

[@ojek3400]

@@gming8225 Absolutely.

[@dtlmb]

Man : **Walking** Goose : 'And I took that personally'

[@breaddacat7935]

yup

[@ruanraphaels]

You didn’t die, you’re still uploading and it’s epic Dude spoke into existence 🙌🏿 it’s just left with 52k subscribers for you to hit 10m 😊

[@megaxind16]

"Come at me Noob" The best line of Goose - 2021

[@白キロ]

Hewwo

[@mooshroom3475]

@@白キロ ?

[@chipweather]

I remember subbing before you posted anything, didn't know it was you. But i love this channel! Also beluga

[@bradleygroot6095]

Ive been seeing furries everywhere since I became one

[@chipweather]

@@bradleygroot6095 there everywhere, i didn't know until i became one

[@Turbo_s1ayer]

@@chipweather they're* not there!!

[@manzithegamer2563]

What is the name of the girl in the profile

[@chipweather]

@@manzithegamer2563 jadyn

[@jsai1344]

Hes not hacking, he just has a good gaming chair.

[@CrybabyKingdom]

3:25 yep. your at almost 7 million. go little rockstar

[@pr1nce0fh3ll9]

I own geese, and after being attacked by my own I can officially say it’s a terrifying experience

[@hippopottermus9856]

Oof

[@vimal-cliobconsulting]

Then why do you pet geese

[@pr1nce0fh3ll9]

@@vimal-cliobconsulting u don’t. They go for u if u walk into their pen cuz they see u as an intruder. But I have to go in their pen to replace their food and water and clean them out

[@vimal-cliobconsulting]

@@pr1nce0fh3ll9 I don't know but it sounds funny lol

[@pr1nce0fh3ll9]

@@vimal-cliobconsulting it’s…scary

[@shreyaskarthikeya7822]

I literally laughed so hard U SAID: he has maxed out his outfit 😂😂😂😂