Discord Mods Be Like...

[@Beluga1]

Subscribe and I’ll visit your house :)

[@rlawrence678]

Thats kinda sus

[@JaydenTMBTE]

GOD NO PLEASE

[@strbyq]

No,god please no

[@JaydenTMBTE]

DONT VISIT MY HOUSE

[@Cryospec]

What if i already subscribed? Are you the noises i heard last night? Do have the physiclal ablility to spare me?

[@markusTegelane]

400 mb of plain text is literally hundreds of thousands of pages of server rules

[@aMySour]

if you look while its scrolling its the bible lmao

[@markusscheidt5327]

Notepad can't even open files that are that big

[@SavageJarJar]

@@aMySour You are correct

[@SealedKiller]

Should be 400 000 000 characters (bytes) considering text files are only just bytes.

[@lool8421]

1 letter = 1 byte 400MB = 400 000 000 bytes = 400 000 000 letters if you assume 1 page has 10k letters, it's 40k pages lol

[@thegoldenfeather5654]

If you read the scrolling rules file, you can find rules like “no hacking”, “no witch hunting”, and “subscribe to beluga”

[@redspy7050]

Wait, no witch hunting? Well there go my plans for this weekend

[@BobRossCat]

@@redspy7050 Wait wait. It didn't say no Vampire hunting. Let's go do that!

[@PhysicallyAwake]

I’m surprised it also said “no racism” “no sexism” “no hate speech” like isn’t that there entire personalities.

[@invis5761]

No dating :)

[@paulomachado7328]

@@PhysicallyAwake Yeah, sexism is the one thing they excell at.

[@fuckfacesstashofshitposts3034]

"no religious discussions" then the rules turns into the Book of Genesis halfway through. ultra based.

[@miko5742]

Thats sussy

[@col7004]

666 likes 😳

[@Tokmurok]

Bible is based.

[@Roman-zi1em]

@@col7004 it's 928

[@cking4869]

Yo but Judas is kinda sussy not ngl lie 😳😳😧🤫

[@KingF1rewolf16]

0:05 wait his profile picture changed

[@drakevayer13]

Hence sussy boi 😂

[@nashton7057]

Mods putting a period at every end of every message is so accurate

[@not_herobrine3752]

superiority complex at the press of a dot

[@Dannolimit]

😭

[@freddykrueger8076]

I mean, it just proper punctuation

[@Vysair]

@@freddykrueger8076 it looks fucking weird now that you are aware of it

[@cjlite0210]

They are asserting their dominance by proving they have superior grammar.

[@sumbuddy4088]

“Everyone must read this” *literally just the bible*

[@OrchidAlloy]

amen

[@So_Indecisive]

A men

[@mauriciosirlopu9279]

Amen

[@toxifydevelopment6815]

amen

[@thekindpenguin7497]

amen

[@mondobutter45]

Evreyone talking about how he made the whole script the bible while no ones talking about how this discord mod just got ip-grabbed

[@psychosomaticstatic]

this!! lmao i'm a little worried if nobody here recognizes that grabify is an ip grabber

[@fluoritegroup]

never heard of grabify but makes sense as to what it does.

[@boxinabox6608]

Also the that's what she said before the bible rules

[@bobuxstuff121]

Yeah

[@Windo0ows]

the guys search history after that: HOW TO REASSIGN IP HOW TO GET VPN NO VIRUS FREE HOW TO HACK PERSON WITHOUT ANY INFO wireshark free download no virus 100% working 2021 free download

[@elemperor7791]

Its been one year, and I still watch this guy. I am so proud of you Beluga, and I can't wait to see how you grow.

[@kitayskiykabachek8244]

im too...

[@cynthiamarfo802]

I'm three...

[@justalonelycapcutmaster7462]

Ive been watching him before this channel existed i was watching the lucid dream channel btw this is not my main acc

[@b48292]

@@justalonelycapcutmaster7462 oh sorry i thought this was your main account, thanks for clearing things up

[@LeeTheSecond]

😳 sussy

[@cj_cassette_tape_8893]

The rules says "No religious discussions" but the entire Book of Genesis is literally in the rules

[@xXJ4FARGAMERXx]

Yeah you can't discuss the bible, become Christian or Else.

[@IlIlllllIllIIIIlllIIlI]

@@xXJ4FARGAMERXx that sounded like a threat

[@puppydogs68]

@@xXJ4FARGAMERXx Is that a threat? Also I’m not even Christian 😐

[@nmdin7016]

@@xXJ4FARGAMERXx😳 stop being sussy baka

[@manfacegaming6705]

@@xXJ4FARGAMERXx me using the newest space technology to find who tf asked:

[@Sonamous47]

I swear, This is fucking true, Discord mods are something else.

[@ChaoticSpud]

I used to be one. They demoted me and they all said I was dying inside but I never used it LOL. I was still new and I don’t use I anymore but I got rid of moderation cuz I never did use it anyway lol

[@akina4575]

the ones I've met are pretty friendly and nice ngl

[@yueshijoorya601]

I thought the myth wasn't true, until I joined Discord myself. One was a middle-aged fat short lady who has no social life. One is an ugly girl who tries to pretend she has social life but in reality only has two friends that she catfished from online with an anime pic. One is a desperate middle-aged plump man who thinks he's slick with girls (but I thwarted that slimy snob twice lmao)

[@DiamondKittyCat]

Ehhh... Not really

[@atharvamahajan4949]

Yes I'm from Pluto

[@funkymunky6971]

*RULES* 1. No spamming 2. No hate speech 3. No eating from the tree of knowledge

[@proboyxd5745]

Who asked

[@ian6494]

LMAOO

[@wumpoooo]

@@proboyxd5745 me

[@proboyxd5745]

@@wumpoooo no you didn’t

[@wumpoooo]

@@proboyxd5745 yes I did

[@Khanh1200]

First Discord video is nostalgic

[@SyedIhsaan]

Its barley even 5 years old and u feel nostalgic?

[@FounderOfSSI]

​@@SyedIhsaanr/whoosh

[@USTAisBetter2010]

r/nostalgic😢

[@UtkarshKothari]

"You know the rules and so do I" fits in well.

[@TurtleChad1]

Turtle approves

[@ikansalto4612]

No I don't, pls tell me

[@someonesomewhereinthose7bi38]

yesssss never gonna give among us up

[@uphr880]

Ayo

[@the_scientist7772]

“fits in well.” 0:47

[@thomasturbato4939]

“now i’ll block you” “i’m an underage girl gamer” “understandable. have a great day.”

[@Lawdasur_Reflex]

Understandable have a great stream.

[@kalidmohammed5115]

how to not get kicked from any server

[@setsers1]

HA

[@star_lied]

@@kalidmohammed5115 I do that every time

[@kalidmohammed5115]

@penguin master what about my catboy pfp

[@santa9156]

"No religious discussions." "The book being the whole genesis." Understandable, Have a great day.

[@sovereignboss1841]

Hi

[@OwenOfElliott]

Well you see, removing genesis would be religious discrimination.

[@mcdonalds8265]

Ewwwww a brony

[@Hunter-im3tg]

Damn it r/beatmetoit

[@bs4me494]

@@mcdonalds8265 ?

[@MayorCole1]

0:58 "subscribe to beluga"

[@CJ-mr8dn]

*"No witch hunting"* **Sadly puts away witch hunting equipment and my pet witch**

[@rosyhvideo2587]

Select employment status, BRUH HE 13

[@bogballproductions6342]

@@rosyhvideo2587 u know this guy rlly isnt 13

[@Hockeyedits23]

@@bogballproductions6342 Yes we do smh.

[@witchin1196]

🧍‍♂️

[@Shawteeee]

@@rosyhvideo2587 Beluga’s older than 13

[@guimot0123]

one of the rules: "No flirting" Discord mods after see someone with a e-girl pic: *sweating heavily*

[@demonx3779]

"I am a mod, do you defy me?"

[@user-rc8bb7yb1e]

a

[@justme-uu8oe]

b

[@percivul7641]

d

[@percivul7641]

e

[@a_pseudonymous3932]

0:58 Easter egg

[@πππ-η2β]

How is it an easter egg bro..

[@cadefilms4072]

It says subscribe to beluga

[@Tilou88292]

That doesn’t look like a eater egg

[@Tilou88292]

@robloxanimsyt5468 how

[@DuckiePlayz280]

@@Tilou88292 They aren’t literal Easter eggs. Their just secrets.

[@user-zo8yk9mk5v]

"All memebers must read the following text" *10 pages of actual bible verses*

[@Minimum3Dashers]

Did you misspell on purpose?

[@runtergerutscht4401]

@@Minimum3Dashers probably

[@evart5374]

i noticed lol was reading torah minutes ago

[@evart5374]

@LoL Noob account your opinion lol

[@shrimplyaster]

@@evart5374 i don't believe in the bible B)

[@fireice3040]

I love how one of the rule is “subscribe to Beluga”

[@lmgdogewowl2474]

Didn't even notice

[@jofx4051]

0:58 One of the rules is *Subscribe to Beluga*

[@user-xu3sf9xh8p]

What a sharp eyes or maybe the employers will likely to take you on the job. Well done👍🏻

[@domingomenes2716]

So this means he was faking itv

[@HolyRomanEmpire962-1806]

Lool

[@astrofish1203]

"No flirting" Also the mods when they find out theres a girl Edit: looking through the replies I'm worried about y'alls mental health

[@grayfullbuster2184]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/opapmmdpd7qVfqs

[@uno9915]

also me when I find out theyrs a girl who is 8 in the sever

[@altaccount393]

@@uno9915 YOU FLIRT WITH AN 8 Y.O?

[@manyord7089]

@@altaccount393 he trolling dude 😂😂

[@wedividedyou1424]

@@altaccount393 yeah, a bit too old for me

[@pammypandey7798]

This was the start now hes all the way at 10m 2yrs later is crazy

[@heelsoul]

Ralph is so insane he bypasses the discord 100MB limit for files.

[@Commando_14]

No man should have this much power

[@CANADAKRUSH1]

He bought discord nitro glycerin

[@HyperTextMarkupLanguage-HTML]

the server wasn’t even boosted to lvl 3

[@cheezy_toenail1969]

@@HyperTextMarkupLanguage-HTML hacker man

[@HyperTextMarkupLanguage-HTML]

@@cheezy_toenail1969 it was boosted to lvl hacker man

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Ah yes, every good Christian server must follow the entire old testament for their rules.

[@1dr]

Pray

[@levylost8550]

Pray

[@RF_N]

Pray

[@kllme9598]

@DIGITAL Fr wtf

[@SurenaGLDN]

Earliest I’ve caught you

[@theperson2796]

Discord person: *Breathes* Discord mod: *Calls the us military on them*

[@myusernameissolonglolimgon8700]

69 likes. As all things should be.

[@yourbigfan1777]

@@TheGrammarNazi123 and what?

[@wheatleyjoestar]

@@TheGrammarNazi123 where’d you get that from?

[@SomeRandomYouTuber_]

Including the Navy,the airforce And most importantly The *A-10 Thunderbolt ll* that goes *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*

[@eel7818]

_Unless the person is an E-girl_

[@crywomp]

And this, is how it all started...

[@bobpop4166]

Plot twist: he did all of that just to rickroll the admin

[@manolgeorgiev9664]

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised

[@lux_trxgic7564]

and grab his ip

[@lofity6668]

and grab his IP address

[@3dx397]

The link was a trackable link with a rickroll into it ik how to make those

[@nekitamolik7100]

2 hours well spent

[@Buddy-2707]

This legend read the full bible in 2 hours. Respect.

[@Stint45678]

no dude he read dio'diary and memorized them

[@Stint45678]

*dio's diary

[@ultimgaming2281]

it was actually 10 minutes

[@theaveragedink]

My pfp is less cooler :(

[@Buddy-2707]

@@theaveragedink Still is nice though

[@dumbassv2.039]

“Whys it so long.” “Thats what she-“ Little does Ralph know, she said the complete opposite of long.

[@ericgu9036]

True

[@Helicopter7]

O

[@leonardovaldez6272]

4mb = 4cm

[@weliveinasociety1154]

@@leonardovaldez6272 6 cm gang 😎

[@leonardovaldez6272]

@@weliveinasociety1154 Im out.

[@skully3242]

Discord and Reddit admins/mods are like those school hall monitors that think they are tough shit telling everyone what to do and then you just go up and beat the shit out of em, give them wedgies, and then take their lunch money.

[@Volkaer]

Or you just hide cocaine in their luggage before their family goes on a trip to Indonesia...

[@andrew13yearsago2]

100% people who got verified is now a Christian because of those rules Edit: STOP ARGUING IN THE REPLIES

[@shocck1]

My teacher forced me to read the bible 16 times when i was 13. I am still not religious

[@deadassbird3763]

@@shocck1 the bible is literally an horror book I like how everyone takes this as an insult

[@zap2960]

It's a good read

[@elizeuneto4482]

@@deadassbird3763 no, it is a good book :)

[@deadassbird3763]

@@elizeuneto4482 it is

[@iztoxicity]

if it kept making the ping sound everytime he talked, he’s being a hypocrite about pinging admins

[@Bdal]

I hate the users who don’t like to be pinged, yet pings their friends, or other users.

[@pipinell3755]

@@Bdal Personally I love being pinged. Makes me feel special

[@imaginebreakerr]

@@pipinell3755 same

[@ritsu5957]

@@pipinell3755 Haha.

[@debatebattle]

@@pipinell3755 I love pings, but I hate unnecessary pings

[@KekyGG]

man really ip grabbed and rickrolled at the same time

[@maybeoptify]

Not just ip grabbed, homie got every single detail about his life Edit nvm it was the other guy who sent the grabify link

[@dearonskroll252]

As Ralph got rickrolled some builders on their break also got rickrolled, the timing was great XD

[@KekyGG]

@@dearonskroll252 lmfaoo

[@KekyGG]

@@maybeoptify _confusion_

[@Unpug]

LMFAO

[@Md5offical]

Ralph: 2 Messages per minute. Period Me: At 0:23, You did 3!

[@Md5offical]

Sussy rhyme I know

[@SimplyQbe]

"NO RELIGIOUS DISCUSSION" Now please read the entire book of Genesis

[@franceschik1]

Just genesis?

[@SimplyQbe]

@@franceschik1 well we only see the first book, but it might imply there is the whole bible idk x)

[@mehchocolate1257]

@@SimplyQbe ralph is on crack😂😂😂😂

[@auberginemanproductions1608]

Genesis ain't that long, so I'm not worried

[@heckervarun]

There is no need to study any type of books... Just understand what happening in your surroundings... Go beyond anything..

[@MSOGameShow]

>Every member must read the following text: >The entire Bible

[@Evan72782]

apple

[@shreenaikk]

@@Evan72782 yes apple

[@AXAND3R]

@@Evan72782 pear

[@squimpy0]

@@Evan72782 orange

[@Zairuru]

@@Evan72782 pineapple

[@marwansobhy7050]

"the rules are simple" The rules: the entire United States Constitution

[@udhavvarma7097]

Fun fact: The Indian constitution is the longest constitution in the world.

[@enakshiparua836]

@@udhavvarma7097😂😂😂😂😂

[@bruhz_089]

@@udhavvarma7097 lol

[@xwashere]

and the entire bible

[@bojarckhoosemanschnarf5851]

The rules: every single entry to the Scottish foundation

[@Cramped13]

A life of discord mod: *yawns* “it’s time to get something to eat” *goes to the refrigerator* “oh I forgot there’s nothing” “looks like I eat all the food yesterday” “ehh let’s order something at IHOP” *30 minutes later* “hello sir!” “Here is your Cin-A-stack pancakes, Belgian waffles, and Thick N fluffy classic French toast combo,” “ uh sir, I you forgot something, I also ordered a large Pepsi, and a chocolate cake” “oh shoot, I think i forgot about it” “YOU KNOW WHAT, SINCE CAN KEEP UP WITH MY ORDER I A’INT PAYING *grabs food* goodbye and you don’t get off my property in 1 Miniutes I’m calling the cops” *turns on TV and eats food* *10 minutes later* “alright it’s time for work” gets on discord” “any girls here?” “ME!” “Aw your profile is so pretty” “as your so sweet” “wanna be my BF?” “OFC LETS FACETIME” “ok but show me a pic of you” “ok *shows a pic of him without a shirt on* “ “you look fine now let’s face time” *they face time* “HAHA SUCKER I GOT YOU” “WTF IM YOUR A MAN PRETENDING TO BE A DISCORD KITTEN GIRL? “IM BANNING YOU” “gosh why can’t I get any cute girls?” “Time for a new server” “can someone show me their feet? “EW NO *gets terminated* “ok that’s enough discord modding for today let’s order some lunch” “Hmm should I do McDonald’s, chick-fil-A-, or KFC? “Ehh I’ll do KFC” *40 minutes later* “ hi sir-“ “HOLD ON AINT YOU THE SAME GUY THA FORGOT MY ORDER? How many jobs do you work?” *3* “anyway here is your classic crispy chicken sandwich, large fries with Honey mustard, 8 piece chicken nuggets, large Dr Pepper, and 8 chicken little sandwiches, your total will be 30$ cash or card? “Uh sir, wheres my chocolate chip cake, and Mac N cheese, also I ordered a spicy chicken sandwich not a normal one “also I ordered a large Fanta” “my bad sir I forgot” “this is the 2nd time you forgot and I’m not paying *snatches food* “ let’s go on discord and eat” “ minutes later” “ok I only banned 100 boys but that’s enough” “and that food was so good” *3 hours later* let’s order the whole McDonald’s menu of Dunkin’ Donuts *1 hour later* “let’s check my weight” “250 lbs?” “Eh that’s better than last year when I weighed 287 lbs” eh let’s go to bed (Ik this comment was dumb and unnecessary but it was fun to make)

[@gluesandwhich3371]

I cant help but laugh when i see ‘Ralph’ type “sussy boy,” like what,

[@Urfavasian.]

Sussy boy

[@m1aouzdt]

Boy sussy

[@musa_x1691]

Sussy baka

[@m1aouzdt]

@@musa_x1691 sussy baka balls

[@JOwaky]

Fornite balls

[@RblxFighter69420]

Plot twist: the mod was testing out his new Discord Nitro

[@BayAreaPolice]

Lol

[@thecoasterboss9205]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6DFnIJrZtKmg6s

[@natethegrape2184]

HAHA

[@chaosgalaxy1205]

😂😂😂

[@godisjust2695]

Repent, for all have sinned and have fallen short to the kingdom of God

[@joeyhough5589]

"Everyone must read this" Literally the declaration of Independence

[@callmeishmael5742]

The Bible, apparently

[@yumri4]

you know almost everything that says that is almost never read by anyone

[@memothat_mexican_junior5009]

It’s the U.S constitution 💀💀

[@Recker1125]

Genesis 19:30 onwards

[@Recker1125]

Incest xD

[@barracuda9736]

I remember watching this video as soon as it was out. Now beluga is an internet sensation and it took less than a year. Genius guy!

[@umutefebozbyk6342]

His Rickroll was so strong that he just blew Ralph's entire house.

[@ajaybyadgi2672]

It was cause the gravity link gave him address

[@qriusty5041]

Especially us

[@hoodiegangfilmproductions]

Also his hairline 😂

[@AEsirIvy]

Best Rickroll

[@_GhostMiner]

His anger blew the house up, just like Springfield was blown up by Flanders saying "son of a b*itch" instead of homer pressing the self-destruct button of the power plant.

[@NickyMorris]

The sad part is, this has just as much of a chance of being real as it does being a skit.

[@grayfullbuster2184]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/opapmmdpd7qVfqs

[@slanted7275]

@@grayfullbuster2184 I shall not take the chance of being rickrolled

[@grayfullbuster2184]

@@slanted7275 I promise it's definitely not a rickroll 😳

[@adityaagrawal6245]

@@slanted7275 i verified, its not a rick roll

[@chiragpatel9883]

No

[@user-kj6mb5ir1i]

Rules: "No flirting / No dating" Discord Mods: "It's not there."

[@funkiestcord67]

lol

[@DarthVader-wm6tf]

The rules aren't for mods

[@thebananagod69]

69 likes

[@liasversion]

@@thebananagod69 nice

[@ombhai3276]

Evening m'lady

[@blockman_games17]

his first discord video

[@yuri_5711]

Debate people when they start to lose an argument: *Rules ---> Bible*

[@deivisony]

Who are you debating? A preacher?

[@grayfullbuster2184]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/opapmmdpd7qVfqs

[@Imgonnabeastar-Nayeon]

homophobes be like :

[@usain6060]

@@Imgonnabeastar-Nayeon THEY DO BE PRO (like me)

[@tamari1910]

@@usain6060 so you're a homophobe?

[@manolgeorgiev9664]

Discord Mod: "Send me a picture of your face!" Person: I'm about to make what is called a pro gamer move!

[@corruption.5390]

grabs ip cutely

[@grayfullbuster2184]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/opapmmdpd7qVfqs

[@yobabhomo5730]

Pr0 vs n00bz

[@bulb4755]

I knew what it was and I tried to pause it but twas too late

[@BigClaudia]

Thats something of illegal as i know

[@supersophisticated9943]

A mod was once talking about how it's so shitty that so many mods abuse their powers. Literally 30 minutes later they're threatening to ban someone over an argument "because they can".

[@Yoursandmymom]

Mods be like that they be disrespect asf and if u disrespect them automatic ban

[@Hi-ul2gc]

I was in a server with an admin like that He was only an admin because he wanted to do something with a bot and said it would be temporary (spoiler alert it wasn't temporary) Server was shitty for other reasons, he certainly contributed. Glad I left

[@vergil4220]

*"The measure of a man is how he use his power"* -Plato

[@TooManyJuices]

that's literally every mod ever

[@manolgeorgiev9664]

Typical mod behaveour

[@onlycatse]

the video beluga joined the server, the video that changed everything on his channel

[@Boazkim14]

First few rules: *reasonable rules* Then its the entire bible

[@froggy2597]

tbh some of those first "rules" arent really reasonable

[@Blade.5786]

"Subscribe to Beluga" Hmm yes very reasonable

[@random_nerd2603]

Only Christian bois get verified lmao

[@pixelpulsegoofballs]

Ralph: We have a few rules Beluga: proceeds to read every moment of the World War II

[@KidnapT]

And the Genesis LOL

[@SRDPS2]

Seriously their rule almost is cold war agreement and moment.

[@ilyasbaloch8598]

If u focus, it's the bible lol

[@heavennoes]

@@ilyasbaloch8598 Lol, I had to google what was : Genesis 18:1, yea what is that.

[@chilaquiloss1848]

666 likes lol

[@kyan2066]

Viewers must read the following text: Document of the Bible

[@jakegamerdog5087]

woah you dont get any reply

[@somerandomdepresseddude]

@@jakegamerdog5087 yes

[@jakegamerdog5087]

@@somerandomdepresseddude yeaah

[@mxket]

2:01 the first ever rickroll beluga did…

[@lool8421]

i think he broke the rule 516-14c: no rickrolling mods

[@lool8421]

@xn6nko ah wait. then it's rule 573-11e

[@fmjcoffical]

@@lool8421 duh bro its rule 517-14c didn't you read the rules?

[@floopyy_]

@@fmjcoffical what do you mean rule 517-14c is "no having discord open while in calls" are u okay?

[@SlovakDiplomat]

I do that every time in a call lol

[@SlovakDiplomat]

Btw it’s rule 515-14q

[@thd8656]

Moral of the story: You know the rules, and *so do i* Edit 1:(1k likes) I just want to tell you how i'm feeling -gotta make- *you understand*

[@mickystam521]

This comment is underrated. Period.

[@WatchingLainrn]

I love this comment

[@fae4914]

@@WatchingLainrn me too 😭🏃‍♂️

[@adambruins]

Say goodb ye

[@Nikola95inYT]

Still can't believe I've got rickrolled by a comment.

[@julian0496]

"the british virgin islands" seem like a pretty neat place

[@xyzvi]

🤣🤣🤣

[@oppoas4507]

Cuz it is

[@Cap_Cuervo]

*islas virgenes*

[@julian0496]

@@Cap_Cuervo * y a s *

[@wicho1957]

trust me, they aren’t. take this from a Caribean person

[@ethansucks1252]

So this is where it began

[@N16D]

"And mod said, let their be rules, and there was rules"

[@unfairtrade929]

Bruh💀

[@sferaepastaahboh8858]

Amen

[@Art-pk7ep]

i-

[@manuscript2897]

there*

[@ElliotPixel]

Were*

[@ramadoor4524]

so basically, 1 megabyte is 1,048,576 characters, and the rules text is 438 megabytes, so 1,048,576 x 438... is 463,656,288 characters. a typical novel has around 500,000 characters (including spaces), meaning that the text file is equivalent to 927 novels. a normal page has around 3,000 characters, meaning that in that text file of rules, there are 154,552 pages. 154 thousand fucking pages of rules. Discord mods, amirite?

[@Fruitster]

Underrated comment

[@blanco0949]

He's asking the REAL questions here

[@streamsniperrty]

As a discord mod, I can confirm that our rules contain an entire Bible verse.

[@segagenesis7708]

I swear I saw the book of Genesis.

[@jmejuniper]

As a discord server owner, I can confirm that our rules basically boil down to be nice.

[@tacticallizardboi]

Indeed.

[@sbirk3946]

No, it’s the entire book of Jesus

[@pr3ttycxrina546]

69🙀

[@NeidenHalffur]

I can't believe he got famous in so little time! I'm proud of you, Beluga

[@BrokenLifeCycle]

You forget the last most important rule: Mods are gods. And like gods, they will disregard these rules whenever they see fit.

[@vergil4220]

Then Discord mods are virgin giga chad

[@loo524]

cringe

[@GamerConnoisseurRei]

@@vergil4220 giga chad? You mean giga soyboy

[@vergil4220]

@@GamerConnoisseurRei Yeah, true But like what original comment said: "Mods are Gods. And like Gods, they will disregard these rules whenever they see fit"

[@Drakkose]

"I Didn't write the rules" The rules: The Bible.

[@jackdolezal9742]

I mean hes not wrong

[@mr.randomyt1097]

Well, technically…he didn’t

[@poopman4133]

@@mr.randomyt1097 He is mark, John and all the others at once

[@obi501]

Thou shalt send a photograph of your face into thy among us discord server genesis 3:12

[@heheheha1997]

@@poopman4133 he is ralph

[@crusader_gaming8273]

Rules: No racism No cheating No childish games And if u girl text me cause I’m mod

[@grayfullbuster2184]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/opapmmdpd7qVfqs

[@sebastianthedemiboy8639]

No ho mo pho bi a

[@uno9915]

mugnsus

[@someguy8206]

First ever discord video beluga made, what a legend

[@plasma2653]

"Beluga just slid into the server" and thus a legendary era began.

[@Massage_Therapy19_is_cool]

Beetle Buckaroo

[@UAEcountyball]

It sure has baby head it sure has.....

[@brodimations4388]

A legendary era of abusing the algorithm, stealing music and making unfunny jokes

[@AboveAverageMan6]

@@brodimations4388 why u even watching it lol

[@brodimations4388]

@@AboveAverageMan6 infact, I dont watch him anymore. Why would I continue to watch someone I hate?

[@tutorialsngaming7685]

Plot twist: Beluga is secretly Rick Astley, that’s why he sent a rickroll for his face.

[@_MahesaAkmalAlFahrezy]

Good point

[@blurofmusic]

Plot twist: Beluga actually isnt Rick Astley but has a huge crush on Rick thats why Beluga sent it.

[@joshuarae1996]

We're on to you Rick.

[@goodtimesnum]

Oof I wrote that and now I saw ur comment. Now people gonna say I copied urs

[@SlashCash29]

@Jodo Panda feels bad man

[@vungpham5692]

Fun fact: We all got Rick rolled

[@Kaipurisima]

Ohh

[@woodley9428]

Not me cuz I saw this and left

[@Kaipurisima]

Same

[@synde1]

Read this comment before I watch. Dodged a rickroll

[@Kaipurisima]

Same

[@Bunnofficial]

How it all started…

[@GVoltage07]

"Don't ping admins." You don't know how much that saying pisses me off. Sure, let's not use a button that was specifically made and invented into the app by the creators to be pressed whenever we want to.

[@rykerhippen9983]

It gets annoying after a while of being spammed by a bunch of people.

[@zendraw3468]

@@rykerhippen9983 i think even an idiot can distinguish when someone needs help and when someone is trolling. and they can just write, dont abuse the ping system. sayng dont ping ads is like treating people like cattle. really they behave as if they own your soul.

[@goku-sangreen4510]

@@zendraw3468 all they own is 400 pounds of skin and anime figures

[@ineedabreak6063]

It’s annoying when they say that while typing in the same chat.

[@rykerhippen9983]

@@zendraw3468 most mods do, o try not to tho

[@amphydash1138]

I love how the server rules has the entire fucking bible

[@yeoui8626]

🤣🤣

[@3.markkaa]

book of genesis*

[@rajat.29]

*What's 69th rule?*

[@dylanw.1740]

They don't call it a Christian server for nothing

[@hoorabdulaminasharief6587]

@@3.markkaa nonono

[@doofward]

if it was a gamer girl she would be promoted to admin in 2 seconds

[@stanky5187]

@Resetas uh it's the other way around actually... you need to be 13 to use discord according to it's TOS

[@ShintaTakama]

@Resetas To be fair, you need to be at least 13 to use any sort of online social/multiplayer media in general. That's how it's been since the beginning of the internet days. I don't understand how people derail so far away from that over the years to this point in time other than they're stupid.

[@ShintaTakama]

@Resetas Discord alone or every other form of social media? To me, they're all the same. There are all kinds of people.

[@grayfullbuster2184]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/opapmmdpd7qVfqs

[@uno9915]

guys Im not even kidding I want a discord girfriend who calls me daddy chalupa and moans in discord calls while facetiming her wearing puppy ears and a leesh

[@YourLocalManiacYT]

So this is where it started....

[@supermsir2980]

Worst thing is that the rules aren't in dark mode

[@yotokil2914]

OFC it isn't, it's notepad

[@LeventK]

@@yotokil2914 r/woooosh

[@chad4life1]

@@LeventK bro stop commenting that

[@thaleshenry13]

@@LeventK bruh

[@thaleshenry13]

Yeah

[@obamgma]

"2 messages per minute. period." -the third message he sent that minute

[@scorch2830]

We both know rules dont apply to them!

[@InsaneC-OPS]

@Kutay Deliçay say goodbye

[@SereglothIV]

Well, he said that you can ping admins twice a minute. He wasn't talking to an admin.

[@manegetenbosch]

mod privilege n shi👹

[@spotty530]

Man, this is actually different from the poorly made “Discord mods be like”, you actually managed to capture the creepy essence of those people Great video 👍👍👍

[@Arsonio7]

Completely true

[@cjlite0210]

Hypnotic's mods aren't like that I weird them out first

[@RubyChocoCookie]

0:00 A legendary cat was born.

[@johnloz116]

But not at that time

[@endo4833]

I just noticed that he put it at Ralph’s POV so he can rickroll us

[@trinchilla22]

omg you're right

[@CDev5022]

Man I realized that too

[@custom_url_handle]

Laugh Out Loud, Kiddo!

[@Kxxtbxxx]

LOL WHAT IDIOTS WE R JAJAJA

[@elmo_sus]

@KOH FU YUAN Moe no shit sherlock

[@2toastedbagels]

Ralph be like: oh so you wanna join the server, here's the rules: *sends the whole bible*

[@misc.shorts]

Am I Ralph??????

[@yktnd]

@@misc.shorts shouldn’t you know that

[@2002egncn]

@@misc.shorts AH

[@InnerEagle]

In every possible language translated

[@misc.shorts]

@@yktnd I as a man can only know myself and I still don't even know myself

[@xVovex]

Inaccurate, he didn't call him his discord kitten and simp over a 13 year old.

[@neojenshi4055]

well.... he is a-

[@Elisa-gd3dq]

Well atleast he has human decency 😄✨

[@Wraithling]

Just to put this in perspective, a 438Mb text file would be approximately: 229 MILLION CHARACTERS, which is about 45.9 MILLION WORDS, and would take up about 167,026 PAGES

[@Terminat0r_Leo]

“I didn’t write the rules” Me: YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I

[@Terminat0r_Leo]

@@notkyoze no I mean He didn’t write them but he knows them

[@xXJ4FARGAMERXx]

"i didn't write the rules" WELL THEN WHY ARE YOU A MOD-

[@buritodripumaki5689]

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy

[@mithubose700]

" we ignore the rickroll if the video is good" -Sun Tzu, the art of war.

[@Buttclinger]

Lol

[@captainuniyt-17x13]

Yes that is true. -captainuniverse60,random person in youtube

[@Kira-hg3rr]

Technoblade

[@dr.potatoz1199]

@@captainuniyt-17x13 not funny, didn’t laugh.

[@bhomikjain6040]

very true

[@somar8989]

The server rules is the entirety of the holy bible lmao

[@Ian.cul017]

I was seeing if anyone else noticed 😂

[@yeoui8626]

I wonder why I saw Genisis.

[@colorfulwatermelon5434]

@@yeoui8626 also I saw the word "God"

[@cheerio4000]

No way the bible would take up 400 mgb 😭

[@somar8989]

😭👌🔥🔥

[@wowmeme7309]

Beluga when he first joined the server: wtf 438 megabytes Beluga a year later: *casually downloads 420 gigabytes*

[@deluxray9977]

*discord rings* “Hello?” “Hey, this is Ralph, the Discord mod, somebody just leaked your social security number, Beluga!” “WHAT?” “Get on, now!” *laughs* “Beluga, why are you laughing?” “That’s not my info.” “Wha-“ “Because I use NordVPN!” *beluga has been banned for advertising*

[@therealfriendly9892]

Phone number?, NordVPN?

[@deluxray9977]

@@therealfriendly9892 Uh... ya get it

[@deluxray9977]

I changed it

[@dob2664]

@@deluxray9977 lmao ur funny af

[@therealfriendly9892]

@@deluxray9977 its literally called IP-adress, NordVPN is a VPN service dude wtf xD?

[@dhdjjeddhdjejd8468]

“We only have a few rules.” *hands them an entire encyclopedia.*

[@jaylenfan]

The entire bible is about lucid dreaming

[@laughmouth]

that's the joke -_-

[@aurasushii3676]

@action figure engineer They didn't say r/woooosh so...

[@aurasushii3676]

@@Maidbit69 Whyyyyyyy

[@brunaotube]

the bible

[@Gabowsk]

"We have a few rules..." **Proceeds to upload the entire novel of the Telltale Heart**

[@mayflooer5454]

the bible

[@Shaun_George]

@Param Shah ??

[@arjunjayesh5950]

watch 0:54 u can see 4.38 mb in that file guys

[@thelonewolf6871]

@Param Shah yep

[@thelonewolf6871]

@@Shaun_George geeta , also known as bhagvadgeeta is hindus religious book just like quaran or bible but geeta size is bigger than them

[@RJVZBloxerYT]

And thus a legend was born

[@velocitium8831]

Christian Moderator Be Like: I Dont Have Any More Idea, Lets Just Put The Old Testament Inside.

[@justinchung5934]

no one gonna say anything about the fact that we just got rick rolled-

[@gerraldyovindi7980]

Lel ,i'm about to say that

[@menofscoobistherepublic7660]

i would like this comment but its at 69

[@stewiefamilyguy]

@@menofscoobistherepublic7660 yes hahahah 68 is very humorous

[@ThaMentalGod2003]

holy shit ur right... uh

[@ThaMentalGod2003]

@@stewiefamilyguy hey im Forza_Master68 :D

[@mut4nt18]

“We have some rules you need to follow”, shows rule larger than the fucking Geneva convention

[@thethunderchieftain5464]

Don't you actually mean Geneva Suggestion?

[@errorcringyname4044]

@@thethunderchieftain5464 you beat me too it

[@runtergerutscht4401]

I mean the imposter pretending to be a crewmate is a warcrime isn't it?

[@bettertelevision968]

@@runtergerutscht4401 maybe Geneva sacrament

[@fabiangaming3924]

That's what she sa-

[@AthresGamingSecondChannel]

His first discotd vid

[@Bruhman_16]

His first good video 😂

[@kevinbloxxer4328]

This is simply outrageous. Teach me to edit, Beluga.

[@silly_on_]

Ralph

[@noonyaise8662]

🙄

[@flortz8934]

Fake, lol

[@flortz8934]

@@masterofsnails5797 i not speek ingles

[@kona_klipspringer]

im a *girl* btw

[@krazy4988]

0:45 “438 megabytes. Why is it so long?” “That’s what she-“

[@SimilakChild]

a "Rules.txt" file that large is most likely a dump file from sysfs in linux.

[@camdos3326]

This is literatly like every single anime server ever

[@LayedByCade]

@Rank 9 Wisdom Gu No

[@camdos3326]

@Luo Ji unfortuantly i dont even remember where i got it from since it was like a few years ago

[@incarciatus-kw6ll]

Man.. this is where it all started