Bernie Sandwiches Won New Hampshire

[@Cybercriminal-h6j]

The disappointed mom impression was on point!

[@ad2094]

LOL, I just commented the same thing. So accurate

[@TELEVISIBLE]

disappointed mum , more like an evil step mum!

[@AngeliaChanel]

I agree....and I should know because I am....disappointed mom :P

[@warlock1005]

+AngeliaChanel you're very beautiful

[@Pain-rk7hu]

+warlock Woah slow down dude lol

[@KingOfMadCows]

I thought Stephen was in a real pickle with that French dip. But he was cool as a cucumber and he knows that puns are the bread and butter of comedy. Colbert is the best, accept no sub-stitute. Other talk show hosts just don't cut the mustard. They have a long way to go before they can ketchup to Colbert.

[@nikobatallones]

+KingOfMadCows I thought he spread himself too thin on that stretch, but nooooo.

[@ryanclovis5]

+KingOfMadCows Impressive.

[@visigothic67]

+KingOfMadCows Some finely baked puns there. I propose a toast to your skills.

[@Foderick]

+KingOfMadCows pizza

[@loyalsausages]

+KingOfMadCows My chef-hat's off to you. I do believe you got the hoagie enchilada there.

[@BeastOrGod]

*SERIOUSLY, SOCIALISM ISN'T SOME DOOMSDAY IDEALISM* Nordic countries always rank highest in least corrupt, most happy, healthiest, most educated and most equally pay in the world. *All of them are Social Democrats and Welfare Capitalists.*

[@orbitar88]

+Solitude Now they are in total free fall though. Sweden is set to be poorer than Libya in two decades due to immigration. Ironically it only works if the society is extremely racist and xenophobic. Rather have a capitalist society where all immigrants can come in and the society can keep a descent standard of living.

[@BeastOrGod]

orbitar88 Pfff, Sweden's GDP is 60k, while Libya's is only 12k. Their economy is even higher than US. You know what makes a credible argument? *Not talking bullshit.* Immigrants? *Sweden accepted 77% of all immigrants of all, how is that racist?*

[@orbitar88]

+Solitude Do a little research. Sweden has the fastest FALLING standard of living in the EU. Germany recently told Greece stop the refugees or we will close down the the EU Greece borders. The EU is being stretched to the breaking point and might not make it to spring.

[@orbitar88]

+orbitar88 www.theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/10/eu-gives-greece-one-month-to-improve-conditions-for-refugees

[@BeastOrGod]

orbitar88 Uuuuhm... That's Greece... I mean, you do realize Greece isn't part of Nordic or even Nordic EU.

[@not_an_author8972]

Those sandwich jokes were genuinely beautiful.

[@SD-th9sp]

I come back to this 6 years later. Still cracks me up.

[@miaschannelforcommenting]

Holy shit I'm just imagining the face Stephen made when he realized he could make sandwich puns for an entire minute on the show

[@ChrisLerouxDesign]

I heard the "Bernie Sandwich" slip-up live and burst into laughter. I really hope that some New York deli is going to run with this.

[@nikobatallones]

+Achromat Get on it, Rupert Jee.

[@syddlinden8966]

Yaaaahhs!

[@ratherryan]

I'm sure that'll be in Bob's Burgers soon, as well

[@annerchisline9641]

+Achromat What's the potential filling and condiment of that new sandwich?

[@ChrisLerouxDesign]

Anner Chisline You just blew my mind with that question because I don't know what to answer. I think it would made either on a bagel or on rye, but the filling would have to be simple - nothing upscale. Something that represents the worker. I'll have to think about it some more. Feel free to jump in.

[@thereisnospace]

why are americans so afraid of socialism? what is wrong with free healthcare and free schools/colleges?

[@mazmusicornament525]

+thereisnospace hilary can take her Goldman sachs donations and 100+million donations and live on some island. Sec fined goldman sachs 500 million for knowingly creating fraudulent mortage investments. Ted cruz eats the same

[@shademonki13]

Something something Cold War something something Commie Bastards. Before my time, either way.

[@ertrick3693]

+thereisnospace Well, my countrymen on the Right would argue that universal free healthcare and free tuition are pricey, which would require a raise in taxes. And they would say that a raise in taxes is unfair and that Bernie would want to "rob from the rich, give to the lazy" in this manner. Our government's funding priority is our defense budget because, according to them, we need to protect ourselves from bad people more than we need to "give things" to "lazy people who didn't earn it". You "earn" tuition by joining the military and fighting ISIS, because my relatives would sooner have their children and grandchildren die than just be given even a reasonably priced education with no strings attached (other than you actually putting in the work to succeed in college, of course).

[@Somedudee]

because the rich make jobs. therefore taking some more of their money will cause some jobs being lossed or outsourced to meet their profit margins. this is one of the most business oriented country in the world. were not Sweden. we can't accept massive job losses because of increased taxes. plus even the democrats in congress don't support his far left approach

[@Radwar99]

+thereisnospace, Yeah the U.S. debt is "just" 18.8 Trillion and they have to borrow around 5 billion every day to keep afloat. So yeah, why not make matters even worst. In the end, they would still be digging their grave, except they would be using a bigger shovel.

[@poetryaddict1]

Bernie Sanders for President! #VoteBernieSanders #Bernie4Prez

[@superstar1732]

#trump4president :)

[@PunicAtSchool]

+superstar1732 you came to the wrong neighbourhood

[@jamilskannal]

+superstar1732 get out.

[@Olebull93]

+superstar1732 Charlie Sheen for vise president #winning

[@ShiroKage009]

+Fuji #BernieSandwitch #EatTheBern

[@ciara6359]

Someone's job that day was to hide under a desk while handing Stephen Colbert sandwiches.

[@shkotayd9749]

#FeelTheSandwich Booyah! My only fear is that if Sanders wins, the House and Senate will sit on their asses and whine and do nothing for the next 4-8 years, because he wont toe the corporate line, and then blame their inaction on him. He wouldnt be the first to get stymied and shut down as such. Dems as much as Repubs wont like him for not being a long-timer party member. The hero we need.....

[@Cuddlefunny]

+Shkotay D If Sanders is the nominee there will be a high Dem turnout in the general. That gives us a great chance of picking up seats in Congress.

[@jeremyteng6013]

You mean like they do now? This is the least productive congress in history and Republicans would stonewall either Democratic candidate.

[@kennyjordan9325]

+Warrior Son Speak the truth, brother......

[@alexgulino335]

+brofistmax cute. I have 3 questions for you. What's it like to be a troll? Is it troubling to be that pathetic? How long does it take to project your inadequacies onto others for the sake of whats left of your self esteem (is it a constant struggle or does it just come naturally)?

[@noahd2235]

+Eli Gutman Certain Jews... And Bernie isn't an atheist. Jews are not greedy, most signers of the Giving pledge were Jewish. Jews are not bad, they are probably the most distinguished ethnic group in history. Their contributions to humanity are far greater than imaginable. Corpulent, are you kidding me? Jews, like any other group of humans, have both corpulent and slender individuals. Was that even meant to be an insult? Horrific? They are probably the least horrific group of people on the planet. I live in NYC, I see communities of poor religious Jews and affluent secular Jews, I always feel safe walking past them. They are the nicest and warmest people on the planet. After all that they went through, they smile. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Lastly, I find it despicable that you lie about working with Bernie Sanders. You have proven that you lied by saying "his has since passed". His mom passed when he was 19. I honestly don't believe you're Jewish. And if you are... you were not raised by traditional parents. Jews value family and love more than any other people. Their lives revolve around tradition, heritage, and community. Family is always at the core of Jewish life. That is why filthy antisemites (which I assume you are) often accuse Jews of being tied too close together. Jews love family, community, and their country. That is why they overwhelmingly vote democrat.

[@OniMuesashi]

Stephen is so talented it's amazing to watch.

[@titansteelful]

You mean on the report ? Or the pathetic writers he has now.?

[@Nowasta]

+mitch thompson You realize he took all his writers from the report to late show right?

[@gayathrivasu7034]

+umop apisdn Stephen is one of the main writers of his show. just fyi. :|

[@mariokarter13]

Hilary clearly suffered a pun-ishing defeat.

[@TheSpacecraftX]

+mariokarter13 Nope. That's cheating. It's not a pun just cause you put emphasis on the part of the word that sounds like pun.

[@dangshnizzle6929]

+TheSpacecraftX I respectfully disagree.

[@mariokarter13]

+TheSpacecraftX Au jus kidding? Homophones are a cornerstone of pun making.

[@ThatSpeakerofTruth]

+mariokarter13 I thought he was going to say that it was cheating to use "pun" to form a pun devoid of any other purpose than to be a pun, to which I would have responded that it was completely novel and made my day nonetheless.

[@KingOfMadCows]

+mariokarter13 No matter how you slice it, Hillary was toast. And it didn't matter how much dough her super PAC's spent on her.

[@vsh1998]

Is it bothering anyone else that Colbert is hinting at supporting Clinton?

[@KipKapable]

He's really supportive of either Jeb or Hillary

[@guitarlicker_]

I get that vibe too, but I'd like to think differently seeing Bernie back on the show.

[@vsh1998]

+Andy Sanchez Nope, I just watched that video, and he came off a bit passive aggressive. Like, he was trying to prove the guy wrong or something.

[@hugostiglitz6398]

Most liberals who support Clinton over Sanders do so because Clintons plans are more politically realistic. Bernie has some great ideas but under no realistic congress is he going to pass anything he's promising.

[@elvenbread191]

+Niel Ayer i agree that means testing social security (thus destroying it) as proposed by Clinton and passing the TPP is politically realistic when the establishment gets its way.

[@pushkarpiush5012]

Dear Americans Dont fell into trap of mainstream media..... Vote for Bernie Sanders........ With Love From India

[@jarynn8156]

+pushkar piush And you are knowledgeable enough about the day to day affairs of life in the US that you believe you know the best candidate for us to support?

[@pushkarpiush5012]

+Neighborbob No.... but I have followed Bernie's speeches Hillarys speeches and other candidates speeches on youtube.... and I also follow news for american election of 2016 .... and thats what makes me feel that Bernie is the only Good Guy in this entire election and ur entire media is biased against him wether its newspaper or tv channels..... Even this show of Colbert clearly is designed to ruin Bernies image..... I see similar things done against good politicians in India by media which I feel are paid by rich ,influential and corrupt politician....but its upto you to judge you know the situation better ....... I m not even in ur hemisphere :D.... just joking

[@jarynn8156]

pushkar piush The problem with a President Sanders is the structure of the US government. The US Constitution is vague, at best. Our courts have spent the last two hundred years trying to fully understand what the founders meant when they wrote it. Every time a president comes in, they can stretch what is allowed a little bit more. President Bush relied on executive orders to bypass a stonewalling Congress and pushed a number of initiatives that only barely got through because no one really felt they were allowed by the Constitution. President Obama pushed the envelope even further, with more executive orders than ever before. A President Sanders would have to rely on executive orders and other less than Constitutional measures to get what he wants. Congress is a slow moving organization. It was designed to serve as a check against impulsive behavior. Everyone attacks our "do-nothing" congress, but Congress is doing exactly what its supposed to do. Its moderating the president's abilities. So yeah, its not Sanders himself that concerns me, its the Pandora's Box he would open if he were elected.

[@pushkarpiush5012]

+Neighborbob But ur Congress will be like that for anyone in ur presidents office ..... This doesnt mean that Bernie should not be given a chance as displayed by media ..... If Hillary and Trump are good enough for president then so also is Bernie...... Let Bernie rely on executive orders and if it will be blocked by congress then people will also judge their local representatives.... if the move blocked by congress is in favour of people then it is good and if the move is against people then the local representatives will feel the burn in their next elections..... The move by executive head(In India it is prime Minister) is blocked even in India by Loksabha (India's congress) if it hurts the heart of the constitution....that is what democracy is about.... we cannot have an absolute executive head in democratic sysytem because an executive head with absolute power is a Dictator that happens in communist and Kingdoms...... In India also Prime Minister has to justify every action in front of the parliament.... In Conclusion congress blocking Bernie will expose ur congressmen ..... people will judge congressmen as well...... But this doesn make Bernie incapable of the presidents office as depicted by media..... Nor it is that Hillary is so much better than Bernie as depicted by ur newspaper.... If Only such a president is required who only follows congress then how will people see change..... so let Bernie take executive orders and let congress block it and then there are people to judge both of them.

[@jarynn8156]

pushkar piush You need to read up on US Constitutional history. Congress can't block it, thats the thing. Every president has pushed the envelope for what the executive branch can do. Once upon a time, the President was little more than a figurehead for the reigning party, a spokesman for the country. Now the president dictates everything. Everything revolves around the will of the president. Government agencies also have a tendency toward power creep. When you give a government entity an ability, it will never give it up again.

[@JamesLandon]

He's killing me with the sandwich puns! XD

[@judesullenszino6816]

+James Landon Yeah, he's such a ham.

[@anthonyle6275]

I can't believe Stephen sandwiched all those puns together

[@DavidKingsbury89]

the "disappointed mom" bit is brilliant

[@HKarlsson]

"The difference is not huge", you can go tell the owners of the company you did your bit now Colbert. Sanders is way different than Trump. But Hillary? She's far closer to Trump.

[@17Haru17]

+Henrik Karlsson I think he was just talking about the voices...

[@HKarlsson]

17Haru17 Yeah sure, maybe he was. But his Hillary bias (or the management) is pretty clear.

[@narrowlightbulb]

+Henrik Karlsson He's pretty fair tbh. I wouldn't be surprised if hes even for Bernie but ss to play both sides so he doesn;t seem too partisan. His first Bernie interview was completely positive and hugely celebratory.

[@muddro420]

+Henrik Karlsson bold statement to complain about bias and then display massive bias. yeah its dumb to seriously compare bernie to trump (note colbert is a comedian), so yeah its also dumb to seriously compare hillary to trump and you don't seem to be joking so i don't know what else to say to you.

[@17Haru17]

muddro420 Look at a political views graph-Hillary is literally plotted closer to Trump on the liberal / conservative axis than Sanders.

[@justinj_00]

It's hilarious now seeing all of these tv hosts saying "winner of the 2016 general election Hillary Clinton" like it was a sure thing. News flash: it wasn't.

[@SophieRutter]

and they learned the best thing you say about Bernie is he isnt that different from Trump and he is a sandwich

[@HarmnyD]

Hilarious is not the word for winning the popular vote then we end up with Trump. Spoiler alert- the future is terrifying and maybe no one will get a chance to read this because we’re on the knife edge of an actual shooting war with Iran

[@juevenito]

Yup

[@BestVersionOfMyseIf]

I love Colbert, most other talk show hosts and late night hosts give off a polished celebrity vibe while Colbert seems more like a genuine everyday nice guy.

[@Bailskywalker]

Why does Stephen keep hinting at Hillary winning? It's a bit annoying

[@jarynn8156]

+Bailskywalker he has been joking about the fact once upon a time this election looked like it was going to be Clinton's, no questions asked.

[@benjaminw.1471]

+NeoSeraphi But Hillary has to get the nomination to make it into the primaries.

[@David-qi1ys]

+Benjamin Whittle Aaaand THIS will be the point at which I stop reading the YT comments before my head explodes from the sheer volume of stoopid.

[@benjaminw.1471]

+David Grossenbacher I misread the earlier comment, which was my earlier comment sounded dumb. Chill man

[@jarynn8156]

NeoSeraphi Wait... Voter ID laws disenfranchise young voters? Did you know you have to have a photo ID to get a job, have a bank account, drive a car, buy alcohol... It is very hard to get by without a photo ID. Young voters are not disenfranchised by voter ID laws. Young voters are disenfranchised by their own lack of interest in the process.

[@abeetoven]

Oh my gosh, YES!!! The sandwich puns are TOO GOOD! THANK YOU COLBERT!!!! Time to heat those sandwiches to the berning point!

[@alikehder]

Stephen, Bernie is the best.

[@jessetorres8738]

Any1 else wondering who ate all of those sandwiches after they went to commercial break?

[@Bolshoi333]

That string of puns at the end..full on with sight gags....His commitment to the art is legendary.

[@Akakaze22]

Can we just acknowledge how flawlessly Stephen executed those sandwich jokes?

[@irican0710]

We should all be able to contribute. I'm in college and have a very part time job. I donated $20, who's gonna match me? #BernieSanders2016

[@vasilijannikolovski5850]

Jeb and Hillary are a reasonable candidate to support!? Look, I love Stephen, but wtf is he on!?

[@jarynn8156]

+Vasilijan Nikolovski He is referencing the way the party establishments have talked about those two candidates. This entire election cycle has shaped up to be a lot like a mother-daughter feud. The establishment tells us we need to vote for one candidate because they are our best option, so the electorate looks for the exact opposite.

[@vasilijannikolovski5850]

+Neighborbob Thanks for elaborating on it. For a second there I thought Stephen was calling Bernie unreasonable :)

[@vasilijannikolovski5850]

+TrappedCultures He can say A WHOLE LOT of things about Hillary and not be sexist, but the PC morons will probably bitch about it so maybe that's why he doesn't do it.

[@Somedudee]

+Vasilijan Nikolovski he's in the top 1%. Like most die hard supporters of Bernie, theyre oblivious to things that aren't stated directly towards them. no offense but it just takes a simple Google search and common sense

[@triton5433]

+TrappedCultures Are you kidding? He always attacks Hillary with jokes like the ice cream flavor "whatever you want it to be".

[@luckyjasonfan]

The Sandwich bit was *insert sandwich pun here* PURE GOLD! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ladyrose837]

I watched the NH primary coverage and as soon as the guy slipped up by saying 'sandwiches' I was like COLBERT'S GONNA LOVE THIS

[@leebrondum2643]

Why is Colbert so pro Hilary

[@marvelousmoostacheman5560]

Corruption.

[@pennyfarting]

+lee brondum He's not -- CBS is. Their parent company is one of HRC's biggest campaign donors, so they try to put limits on the negative things he can say about her and prevent him from straight-up endorsing Bernie. If you pay attention though, Colbert is clearly a Bernie supporter. He's stacked his lineup of guests with pro-Bernie people, and when he has Bernie on the show he shows respect and asks tough questions that allow him to give thorough, supported answers, which Stephen never interrupts or discredits, unlike the vast majority of mainstream media right now. Colbert is definitely feeling the Bern -- He's just not allowed to say it.

[@Stbuster31]

+lee brondum I agree with Henric. Colbert has been the most pro Bernie person in the mainstream news/shows. A month or two ago he was shockingly pro Bernie , as much as you can on CBS, but he definitely got a call from the White House or the corporate heads to ease it. Colbert is an extremely intelligent guy and made his career on TDS calling out hypocrisy and political bullshit. He knows whats up. And most likely knows that Clinton is a sham but they have to be complacent because that's how the Corporate State is. He toes the lines trying to be unbiased but then lays down an absolute nearly every time he's doing a Dem bit that Clinton is going to win anyways.

[@Stbuster31]

+SirLagsalott you're likely a government run or Clinton run user that looks to sway public opinion. And what you're questioning is a common manipulation tactic to discredit a well agreed upon understanding of what is occuring in the mainstream media. To be able to list and credit each bit, point and video to understand what we are saying, would require way too long. Its complex but also cut and dry if you're aware of everything going on in this fight to retain power by the Corporate State and Government, its puppet. Clinton is ahead nationally because there are huge amounts of people who are less educated, uniformed, apathetic, and ignorant of the political process and real issues at play. There also many who are complacent to what the media and government says and are easily swayed by people telling them how to think and form opinions. There are also a good deal of the public who are distracted by reality tv shows, sitcoms, sports and celebrities, something that the State relies on heavily to pass bullshit past the public unquestioned, at a larger scale. Bernie's message, has and will hopefully continue to reach the uniformed masses and realize that they do indeed have no power when it comes to politics and the larger systematic economic structures. He is looking out for the 90% of the public. That's a democracy. It baffles me sometimes that people are complacent and support the larger establishment. But its really not a surprise. I feel bad for them in a way for they are the ones who are being duped. That's why getting a college education, especially a liberal arts one, is so important because it teaches analytical skills and actually exposes the hypocrisy and corruption that is amok in our worlds institutions and structures. The State, the ultra wealthy and those in places of power do not want a more educated public because their house of cards will have a greater chance of crumbling. If you call this a conspiracy theory, again, you are either a paid Government user or have been subjected to brainwashing by the State. Which is fine, I was once in the dark too. We're all in this together #feelthebern

[@KelvinClone]

+SirLagsalott Please give evidence that Sanders is trailing Clinton by 20 points nationally. According to a poll released on the Feb. 12 he was only 7 points behind. I'm guessing the last poll you read was BEFORE he crushed Clinton in New Hampshire.

[@Kim-tf3if]

'Stair Force One' and the slow descent of Trump's campaign!! BERNIE 2016!!!

[@ambessashield9360]

Bernie will change America to better more than anyone else can. People need to go out and vote.

[@fiorella1021]

Laughed when I first saw this, still laughing after all these years... TY for the memories

[@OmarAbdulMalikDHEdMPASPACPAPro]

I love it! The writers and Colbert ' s delivery comes together so nicely! Comedic genius! Now I want a sandwich! 😊

[@rustybauder426]

2016: "The one candidate that didn't do so well last night is the winner of the 2016 Presidential election". 2017: lol

[@TheRMF1]

Is Colbert biased against Bernie?

[@TELEVISIBLE]

yes ,very much , but not sure it is from himself or the management.

[@johnaarson]

+TheRMF1 Completely. Also the daily show is completely anti-bernie. Now I understand why Jon Stewart has walked away. He probably didn't like the direction this was going to take.

[@triton5433]

+John Aarson I wouldn't say that the Daily Show is against Bernie.

[@hbjetta]

+Karthik Narasimhan Just because he was on the show it doesn't mean he supports Bernie. We don't think everything is an attack, even though most things about Bernie in the mainstream media are...

[@dharivoros7780]

+TheRMF1 Special interest controls ALL politicians and media. (except trump) So its hard to know what Stephen actually thinks

[@AwesomenessHippopotamus]

I really hope people don't relax and think this means they shouldn't go vote in their local primaries. Please go vote! Keep Bernie's lead!

[@RyanBarrett80]

That "disappointed mom" bit had me in stitches!!!!!!!!

[@andyswims]

Absolutely fantastic writing and delivery. Colbert is crushing it

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

Hillary 2008: You silly kids with your "Hope" and want of "Change"! Obama can't give you that unlike me who'll happily crush your dreams of progress before I reach Iowa! Doesn't that sound more fun? What do you mean "No"? Hillary 2016: You silly kids with your "Hope" and want of "Real Change"! Sanders can't give you that unlike me who'll happily continue the Obama legacy of disappointment and slow minimal change! Doesn't that sound more fun? What do you mean "No"?

[@moopr]

Why oh why did the democratic party insist on a second-run second banana in 2016? So many others saw it coming.

[@adriansimone6337]

They better not have thrown out those sandwiches.

[@AK-wb2ww]

6 months ago I went to A Bernie rally sooo

[@AK-wb2ww]

I saw it coming.

[@callofdutyfreak6113]

+Ana Khan shut up LOL XD

[@gemmaskate]

That disappointed mom monologue was so well done and hilarious

[@AubryRugBurn]

that last bit was an amazing way for the staff to get themselves lunch by making the interns think they were putting together a segment.

[@CoDRagna]

colbert is such a witty guy

[@elfboi523]

I'm not even American, I'm from Germany, but I'm ROFLing!

[@Otter-Destruction]

That sandwich bit just solidified Colbert as king of late night and comedy!

[@mthlay15]

This whole monologue is so well done! Stephen, thanks for coming back on air!

[@gnuibrunst]

the "yep that's the tree i was looking for" joke deserved way more laughs then that.

[@riodejaneiro7675]

2:13 The difference is huge! #Bernie2020

[@laurawestenra]

okay, there needs to be a bernie sandwiches t- shirt

[@NineZeroEightThree]

Kasich: "If I'm elected President, head out and buy a seat belt." *Puts on a seat belt around head* "Ready for your inauguration, sir!" World Class troll

[@Nygaard2]

The end was gold! And a rare case of brilliant comedic performance by Mr. Steven from CBS catering!

[@samponcho3412]

Between those sandwich puns at the end, and the Hilary disappointed mom speech, this video had me dying! Can anyone deny the genius that is Stephen Colbert

[@VisserGoedHart]

And now I'm hungry

[@kierantobin4553]

it really does seem like every time Colbert talks, he's subtly supporting Hillary

[@rtuumm]

+Kieran Tobin Colbert is rich, most rich people do not like any of Sanders propositions (because it doesnt benefit them) and rather go for Clinton because Clinton is for the wealthy class.

[@DM2GamingChannel]

Because the media crawls up Hilary's ass because they fear Bernie. CBS endorses Shilary.

[@NewFlipnoteHatena]

I'm pretty sure Colbert is pro Bernie

[@undrtakr900]

NewFlipnoteHatena Colbert being pro-Bernie in private doesn't mean anything when he's shilling for Hillary in public on his show. Trevor Noah did the same thing on TDS.

[@supermahmoud]

Man that was a lot of sandwiches to make me wanna eat'em all !

[@cosmicriptid]

The sandwich bit was amazing

[@zerosysko]

That last part was hilarious. The sanderwiches just kept coming... ^o^

[@erinbrown8697]

"The winner of the 2016 presidential election: Hillary Clinton" *leans into microphone* 'Wrong'

[@andysharma5325]

No RIGHT! SHE WILL WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

[@Hrvo182]

Trump vs. Bernie.. just so I could watch the debates!

[@AozoraUltra2006]

man that sandwich bit tho

[@JosieKoznarek]

I came for Colbert, I stayed for the sandwich puns.

[@nunziolandi5629]

The delivery on that last bit was on point.

[@Valentinathevamp]

#Bernie2020 Glad I came back 3 yrs later to write this!

[@okrajoe]

Rats. Now I'm hungry for a sandwich.

[@samk4911]

You people complaining in the comments, don't worry. They will all #FeelTheBern

[@ladysamxoxo]

Stephen you absolutely nailed it. Amazing job!

[@AJ-ek7ht]

OMG, Stephen Colbert you killed it with the Bernie Sandwiches ROFL, LMFAO!!! GENIUS!!

[@nogitsune4452]

Gods, anyone else hungry for a sandwich?

[@ZhangtheGreat]

Hope those sandwiches were used to feed starving children...

[@SolZaer]

#BernieSandwiches #FeelTheSandwiches

[@edwardruthazer4182]

Jon Stewart's proud legacy lives on in the genius of Stephen Colbert

[@jeremyhyde23]

Three years later and this is still my favorite thing in all of television history.

[@vaibhavgupta20]

can somebody tell what are different dishes on all the plates.

[@Battlefieldd3]

you don't care so I'm not telling u

[@nishitraj.]

+Battlefieldd3 bwahaha

[@dothedeed]

+Vaibhav Gupta He says the names...

[@Neavris]

+Vaibhav Gupta A jewish candidate: Ajout in french means "an add-on", that's why he pointed out to the sauce.

[@dothedeed]

Neavris Its "Au Jus" which in french means light gravy and he pointed to the gravy...

[@Iheartstarkid4sure]

OK but America how do you have so many sandwiches??!! Seriously tho Americans we love you and we want you to be safe.

[@pforgottonsoul]

variety is the spice of life.

[@nitpicker9406]

Vote Sandwich 2016! He'll fight the big cheese! Make the big tuna pay their fair share! First Clinton will be toasted, then Trump will be grilled! Lettuce bake things right!

[@hoobearcouch6085]

Best looking sandwiches I've seen in a while.

[@outcastproductions2619]

colbert those sandwhich jokes just made you a god

[@gergokovacs6478]

I cant understand whats happening to Colbert and the Daily Show... I was a huge fan for years and Bernie as a candidate represents everything these shows stood for and were fighting for but for some reason they always try to find a way to try to discredit him, first he "wasnt a real candidate", now he is "the other side of the same coin with Trump"... I understand that its a comedy show, but you can make fun of him without using false arguments... And I know it will be hard to reach his goals, but that is not a reason in itself not to choose him - they will oppose Hillary just as much so why not choose a president who actually believes and stands for something... (I am from Europe not even USA but I think Bernie would be much much better because the issues USA has impact other countries as well - and yes we have free healthcare and no, it doesnt ruin our economy...)

[@pennyfarting]

+Gergő Kovács They're employed by the media, which is run by corporations, most of whom have parent companies that have backed Hillary. So they're going to do everything they can to try and ensure that Bernie doesn't win. And that means it's probably Colbert and Noah's jobs on the line if they endorse him. Their hands are tied.

[@Viva_la_natura]

+Gergő Kovács It's funny. I thought this skit was very upsetting as well, and then I saw Colbert's full interview with Sanders and he was clearly supporting him, and asking him poignant "devil's advocate" questions which helped Bernie clarify his policy proposals like no one else has been able to do - it was a great interview, but this skit was terrible.

[@JK_2998]

+Paul D Because the interview was Colbert's, the skit and the graphics are the network's

[@Viva_la_natura]

oh interesting, thanks for clarifying.

[@JK_2998]

Paul D I think Colbert's network has even gone as far as to donate to Hillary's campaign, so they obviously want her to win.

[@ki-lezf1926]

#FeeltheBern

[@5262rw]

He said... winner of the 2016 Presidential Election for Hillary. Watching this in 2017... Sometime you didn't see coming. Mr. Colbert

[@Aidyn3000]

The disappointed mom and sandwich bits are amazing.

[@BeamingSplendor]

Colbert is the freaking best.

[@LosDefinit]

I hate how Colbert downplays the shit out of Bernies campaign. You'll see...

[@VideoGamerNerd]

I love how absolutely nobody in this comment section can take a damn joke.

[@WhoWantsSmileyBois]

2:40 That joke aged like milk.

[@alexanderpoopslie9129]

I'm gonna write in for Bernie sandwich- feel the bun

[@MrRyuzaki91]

This is so top notch. Way to go, Stephen!

[@Crisfer05]

It’s sad to see this people that I have liked for a long time attack Bernie for stupid reasons and not look at the substance of his campaign. It’s sad to see that Steven Colbert and Trevor are part of the establishment

[@garvythecapricorn]

Dammit! Now I want a sandwich 😕

[@Maastipher13]

why doesn't stephen run fir president

[@ryanhunley]

Comedic genius! Absolutely genius!

[@randzopyr1038]

That disappointed mom line was amazing.

[@fabersaber]

USA pls elect Donald Trump(Sara Palin as VP) so that the rest of the world will have 4 years of non stop high quality entertainment .insane clown and the queen of crazy jumping around

[@pforgottonsoul]

+JOSE SANTO if i weren't american i might agree with you.

[@mrbr549]

+JOSE SANTO We'll see how entertaining you think it is after you've all paid for a border fence.

[@fabersaber]

mrbr549 why will I or my country pay for ur wall.

[@mrbr549]

+JOSE SANTO I'm joking, but you do know that Trump says if he's elected he'll build a border fence and Mexico will pay for it right?

[@fabersaber]

+mrbr549 I am all for Trump he upfuck a lot of my country's competition . he might end up breaking TTP,NAFTA, European Union ,chaos in middle East thus low oil price its like Christmas in June for me,trade war with China and Japan ,revoking ur attempted universal healthcare 8 years of Trump its going to be fun

[@callmeosho7792]

"The winner of the 2016 election, Hillary Clinton". LOL

[@old4mat]

LGBLT! LMAO!

[@diaphanouswaffle]

This whole segment was fantastic-so much great humor, all in a row. I'll be voting for Bernie. Sandwich ! :)

[@KThyme]

That impersonation was dope, Mr. Colbert.