Bert Kreischer | Club Random with Bill Maher

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Bill Maher and Bert Kreischer randomly riff on Bert’s favorite joke, how Bert found the end of his Russian mafia stand up bit, Bill’s love of Bad Santa, why Bert took his daughter out of a woke L.A. school, Bert’s love of D.C. cab, why Bert doesn’t follow politics and Bill’s warning about that, whether Jesus existed, and how Bert ran a marathon after partying the night before.
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[@katzhunter4473]

Bert: I got hit in the face by a baseball bat when I was young Bill: That explains a lot …

[@lelouchx8996]

Bro if Joey Dias gets on Club Random that would break the internet.

[@HlifeRomania91]

Hell yeah

[@variaxi935]

Ohhhhh man this is such a great idea... imagine Joey gettin Bill with one of his stars of death on Bill's own show 😂😂

[@tonyrosales915]

Joey "Sucka La Mink" Diaz...

[@lelouchx8996]

@@variaxi935 not even that bruh the conversations of history that would unfold with them would be insane

[@r.p.mcmurphy6623]

oh settle down 🙄

[@krisboyce77]

Being a die hard 2 Bears 1 Cave follower, Bert typically dominates the conversations between him and Tom Segura, like Bert is in ADD mode. It's nice to see him acquiesce to Bill and allow for a great balanced dialogue. I absolutely loved this episode.

[@CodyVelkovich]

💯

[@Bubbles99718]

The deference shown immediately was a bit startling actually

[@sz5876]

Is Bert gay?

[@FillipJPhry]

I think it's cause he poked smot

[@Chris-P]

You're not wrong, but fyi that's what 2 Bears is supposed to be, it's on purpose.

[@brandonroyce2356]

I never thought in a million years this meeting would ever be on camera, but I'm here for it 100% (as Bert would say).

[@mlineberry25]

I like how on each episode Maher says he rarely drinks and smokes weed...and then proceeds to drink and smoke weed on every episode. 😆

[@Ottophil]

Clove cigs and seltzer

[@cosmicsounds3955]

He's got the worst weed tolerance I've ever seen.

[@cavemanlawyer5608]

The cops are here

[@matthewvignola5370]

@@cosmicsounds3955 or maybe the best weed ever

[@IhatenaldsMcDo]

@@matthewvignola5370 hell, could be both but I'm not gonna knock a dude in his 60s on his tolerance when he's getting crossfaded.

[@Osirus116]

"I think about Eskimos way more than trans people" - Bert may be the greatest philosopher of our time

[@derekladyga1716]

I am erecting a statue in honor of the great feelofficer Burnt Chrysler

[@wendigo63music55]

Well, now we all wonder, how much DO Eskimos think about trans people?

[@morbidone88]

@@wendigo63music55 I don't, no

[@darthsparrow1358]

A great ep is with Bert and liverking. Prior to his outing lol

[@je__.]

😂😂😂😂

[@bradleecaldwell618]

We love you so much bill!!!! The moment when he asked Bert “What were we just talking about?” Such a real moment!!

[@dentxn]

Bert hit the nail on the head saying he thinks in paragraph form when he’s too high

[@FreddieFoxxx100]

He actually said he always thinks in paragraph form, but when he's too high he struggles to get the individual words out. Had to re-watch after your comment to be sure, but I think its remarkable that his mind works like that. Its like he thinks like a stoned person all the time. Shit is wild.

[@Parialated]

Jep

[@janec4]

Bert is the most random guest but keeps it true to the name of the podcast. Love both of them together

[@robvangessel3766]

I don't know him, but it was a good conversation.

[@HH-gv8mx]

I didn’t know who he was, but I think this is one of the best podcasts so far. The conversation flowed , it was funny. Bert also has great energy.

[@JacobHayden911]

@@robvangessel3766 Hilarious! You should check out his podcasts and specials!

[@kemowasabi551]

He's a stand up comedian, just like Bill, and a pretty popular one at that. Now , Lisa Kudrow, that's random.

[@reactionality8464]

@@robvangessel3766 Standup comedian and Tom Segura's best friend. They do a podcast together weekly which is essentially all jokes and messing around but if you don't like dirty humor, I suggest skipping out on it.

[@russsquires966]

I'm dying, my kids went to school with Bert's. Everything he said is so damn accurate about that school. 😂😂😂

[@SingularitySessions]

That’s dope

[@illuddivinus3309]

Dudes been saying this stupid shit, including the honest racist gag about the dancing for years. This guy needs to quit drinking. He’s that friend that you have to constantly remind them of their faults.

[@voutolliC22]

@@illuddivinus3309 or maybe ur that dude constantly reminding other people of their faults. I saw nothing but a compassionate, talented story teller that likes to have a good time in Bert this episode.

[@illuddivinus3309]

@@voutolliC22 you clearly haven’t been catching this asshole on the other podcasts. Good day sir - don’t enable racist comedy alcoholics.

[@AM-ry8is]

what school

[@ML-kx9gz]

I like the aspect of sitting at the bar it comes off natural. Interesting podcast, Bert often has a hard time holding his tongue so to see him stop himself multiple times makes me think he really likes Bill and respects him as well.

[@brianjonestown829]

Oh yeah, real natural

[@TheDavejmcknight]

I completely agree 👍

[@xtrachrisb488]

The bar works better than the chairs

[@ltsgoyanks]

This was so enjoyable... I expected them both to talk over each other the entire time, and there was none of it... good times

[@chavorucosnkombies]

Their comedy is so polar opposite of each other. I love Bert but I cringed when started talking about jerking off lol I think Bill had to endure him and also talk about jerking off 😂

[@theduppykillah]

“My joints are little dog walkers “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jaylynn876]

Loved how Bert spoke to Bill at the end ( it was like meeting you're teenage idol.. You can feel what a genuine man ❤ Bert Kreischer is

[@robvangessel3766]

"There's a difference between liberal and Woke". ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Mike-hz4cp]

Bill this format is so good for you! It’s truly great!

[@DookieShorts]

I'll take 'this is a bot' for 500 Alex

[@wolf7el356]

Bill Maher starting off the Pod basically calling Burnt an alcoholic is GLORIOUS

[@neogigo]

The most unlikely episode ever…the intellectual meets the alcoholic

[@jjam1633]

Yes it is. But don't judge The Machine.

[@madgreek253]

I didn't know Bart was considered an intellectual.

[@HlifeRomania91]

OMG you nailed it

[@ANTIStraussian]

Just to blab about cancel culture like every other podcast. Jesus christ

[@EricaShady10171972]

@@madgreek253 most alcoholics are intellectuals.

[@cyrusaalborg]

"Once I realized that my God given member was going to give me no peace, I decided to give it no rest in return!" -Christopher Hitchens

[@douglasdickerson5184]

in return.”

[@hypoluxa]

Bad Santa is a classic! "I'm on my f'n lunch break!"

[@pazuzu603]

My favorite scene I'm always rewinding it to see it again lol

[@PirateKing615]

"I don't know how to talk; I just say the thing that is real." No truer words. I love Bert and his interrupting self.

[@rrrr6863]

This was AMAZING. It is so obvious that Bert respects Bill, and is a HUGE fan. They are amazing together. I love everything Bill does, most of the stuff Bert does, so I'm not suprised.... but was VERY surprised by their chemistry. ❤️❤️❤️❤️💯💯💯💯💯

[@robinreiley1828]

Another great show Bill! Born in 1956, we know who the Hell we are where we need to be! We also know that it takes many different kinds of people to make a World, and everyone has their Season

[@marcallen9798]

Great show. I've never been a Bert K fan but it was nice to hear him discuss real issues & real life with Bill... one of the best Club Random shows so far

[@sativarosegold3604]

I can't stand him but he was a lot more tolerable here than he is with Tom because I guess surprisingly he respects Bill's intellect

[@verisimilitudeteller]

Bert is sitting there thinking, "What does "bailiwick" mean?"

[@alecm_9459]

When bill shat on Bert’s Normandy story lol 😂

[@mr.fibonacci6292]

The best episode yet, the best podcast around. Billy was extra stoned which made it even better

[@brianjonestown829]

Have you seen any other episodes?

[@taggdn7003]

It’s my fav because I’m a huge fan of each. Nikki G was a good episode too for the same reason.

[@ziradee]

For sure the best episode

[@HH-gv8mx]

I have seen all of the episodes and I think this one was one of the best as well. I didn’t even know who BERT was but the conversation flowed well and he didn’t seem to be trying to impress Bill. Bert also had great energy.

[@HH-gv8mx]

@@taggdn7003 do you watch the Nikki Glaser podcast? She cares so much about what Bill thinks of her and trying to impress him. I was a little surprised that she was pushing her love for anal sex on Bill, Who is literally the epitome of anal retentive.

[@BrotherLovenz]

It’s you can turn the world on with a smile Mary Tyler Moore theme… and you can turn it on with other things… it’s a privilege to witness these freewheeling conversations in this comfortable space. Thanks as always for your bravery and candour.

[@dribrom]

11:33 Art does effect life allot. Not all art of course. But art gives us references and forms our mind. Because of all the classic art we have short cuts we can use to express emotions in simple images and analogies that allows us to express complex thought with just a gesture.

[@briandaniels8945]

Something felt off for the first 10 mins and I realized burnt Chrysler has a shirt on

[@variaxi935]

Ahhh I knew somethin about Brat Kielbaschner's vibe was off but couldn't put my finger on it through the fence at first

[@fffraaankkk]

I was waiting for Bill to ask "What's this I hear about you fucking dogs"? Bill as a PETA member. You did good Bert.

[@michellemarieortiz9043]

😂 personal gardener in your pants!!! Love it! 😂

[@GeoTrashPanda]

Great chemistry here. Is love to chill like this and kick it with these two!

[@Hh-fb2gt]

Well this was unexpected

[@tutupuff6359]

I loved this interview. Surprisingly comfortable and real.

[@zeragon7]

I'm a huge Bert fan but also I forgot how much I love Bill Maher. This was a great episode. Subscribed.

[@billd7120]

My favourite episode so far. We need more comedians on here.

[@svumunchgirl]

I never expected Bert to be on club random, I’m so glad he did, it was everything it could be and more 👏👏 Bert such a gentlemen, wanting to wait for Bill to clink glasses before drinking, however can’t believe he hasn’t seen bad Santa!! Come on Bert get on the Santa game! 🎅🎅

[@motorcity7137]

Did he laugh so hard he squeals one second then straight faced the next ? 👏👏👏👏

[@pseudonayme7717]

@@motorcity7137 Haha! That's Bert, only dolphins can understand him when he does that high-pitched squeal/speak/laugh 😆

[@TheJoshSouthy]

Where did he wait to clink, 0:26 he's already sipping!

[@svumunchgirl]

@@TheJoshSouthy the very start

[@TheLordCrane]

Strange to see Bill Maher read ads for a pubic hair trimmer. Haha

[@kylebookout1789]

Love Berts sincerity and enthusiasm. Great episode!

[@etsyseller5842]

"Just as long as he is white ... " 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewwhite1305]

You can tell Bert reveres Bill, he's not interrupting all the time, I like Bill holding court behind the bar, it's very casual. Cool scene, cool dudes, awesome cast.

[@pranaymishra7009]

This is the best episode since Bill Maher started the podcast!

[@jasonberezny9705]

Excellent presentation and discussion. Hilarious, thought provoking, relevant anecdotes. ✌️❤️😂

[@carsoncarr-busyframes619]

Bert can be annoying sometimes but the way he acts around Bill is amazing and he's fantastic through this whole thing. One of the best episodes so far!

[@TheJulesfoote]

I agree, Bert is a child on Two Bears, on this show He is a different person. I enjoyed this episode...

[@brandongratta9040]

agreed. he can be too childish for me sometimes, but here he was very composed and funny and had honest adult conversation. It was a nice side to see

[@MarcoundMarco]

Yes, i didn't know Bert can listen to other persons. This was very interesting.

[@illuddivinus3309]

Everyone acts better around Bill - he’ll eat you alive if you get out of line or say stupid shit.

[@illuddivinus3309]

Dudes been saying this stupid shit, including the honest racist gag about the kids dancing for years. This guy needs to quit drinking. He’s that friend that you have to constantly remind them of their faults.

[@matthewkrueger9191]

Great conversation. Bert is so genuine, and authentic. And, hilarious!

[@em0_tion]

I hope he doesn't actually wait long for anything in this Ukraine-Russia situation to change in order to release his movie. 🙄 I wanna watch it ASAP. 🤗

[@davefredsberg7854]

Love you guys was a eye opener, thank you so much

[@wesleypage]

These shows are great, Bill. The guests are great, but I've also enjoyed getting to know you more outside of political discussions. Keep em coming, man.

[@seancondon146]

I never put these two together but that was brilliant 👏👏👏

[@the_jarmel]

❤️❤️ LOVE THE PODCAST

[@Yoshiling]

I love this so much. Thank you for this podcast!!

[@je__.]

"i dont care if its a boy or a girl, as long theyre white" he had told it multiple times but still got me off guard 😂😂😂

[@LASUPERLAWYERS]

Bert is the perfect antidote to Bill’s sometimes supercilious criticism, and gets him, without encouraging too much criticism of the usual suspects.

[@justinnewman8412]

Jiiii biovhiv

[@blahblahh7249]

great episode thank you

[@mattymessner9185]

Hey bill, I saw Chapelle 2 weeks after he was “cancelled” for his last special. He sold out the warriors stadium in San Francisco. Nobody protested the show. Everyone had a great fucking time

[@goodin12]

This is the best format I have seen Bill in. Good episode

[@gimlisbeardcomb]

Bill doesn't have the Mickey Mantle gene

[@RobRob66]

2 of my favorites. Now we need Tommy boy on

[@variaxi935]

Don't forget he had Doc Drew on! Would be great to see him with any mommies tbh

[@advancedraymondology2914]

KZbin is amazing. These great conversations are just ON here, waiting.

[@passenger-rider]

This is starting to be one of my favorite podcast, Bill is so hilarious, truthful and don’t give a fuck.

[@mickael486]

Bill needs to invite more comedians over.

[@alcoholya]

Louis CK or Ari Shaffir would be interesting...

[@laneeric]

Guess you missed the multitudes of comedians that have already been on. Nikki Glaser, Cedric the Entertainer, Jay Leno, Howie Mandel ?

[@mickael486]

@@laneeric nope. saw them all. that's why I said that. they were great. and because I watched J. Osborne before this. oh and that god awful guy from tik tok.. Adam Wheeler.. that was cringe. couldn't even finish it.

[@sativarosegold3604]

Real ones

[@SFRainmaker]

This was hilarious. Two take aways. "I don't care if my daughter dances with a boy or a girl, as long as they are white" and "Bert: My kids don't know I smoke pot. Bill: They will see this. Bert: They won't see this" Bahaha. I wish this was 3 hours long.

[@no1onu2be19]

"...As long as it's white!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@djbeatz3]

Last 30 minutes of this podcast are the best.

[@johnulcer]

Bert trying to defend and justify his alcoholism never gets old.

[@Onemore59]

EVERYONE will be Shocked when Burt comes to an unpleasant demise. SHOCKED.

[@Bubbles99718]

@@Onemore59 "here are your winnings sir" "OH, thank you very much"

[@taheemlewis7627]

His daughter is gonna rebel by dating a straight edge guy

[@SilentBob731]

Alcoholism should never be defended or justified. It should be revelled in. 😉🥃

[@willielast]

@@SilentBob731 rehab is for quitters!! 🍸🍺🍹🥂🥃🍹🤟

[@johnmellyn2700]

Bill has a great knack of being able to draw interesting stories out of his guests, I just wish he’d let them finish telling them !

[@debv1578]

He can't seem to help himself sometimes. Let them speak Bill!

[@sativarosegold3604]

Burnt would never finish. If Bill should cut off anyone it's this guy. If you know you know lol

[@tarmstrong9906]

This is absolutely the most watchable channel I have watched. It's just too good. These fellows have balls the size of coconuts. No fancy pants 🤣 bs

[@skipdaniels7743]

I look forward to this show every week.

[@RHt09]

That whole story of the parent meeting and the white boys sitting on the floor is insane but similar to other stories I've heard from parents in LA

[@motorcity7137]

Also : never happened

[@RHt09]

@@motorcity7137 Definitely did. Leftists don't realize how bad things have become and they're constantly trying to suppress these stories and gaslight people.

[@samuelmoore1635]

@@motorcity7137 except that you have a parent here reporting that it did in fact happen

[@sativarosegold3604]

@@motorcity7137 they're not the only person confirming it in the comments

[@sativarosegold3604]

I hate people and they won't stop giving me new reasons to hate them

[@neil865]

11:45 nonsense, he never thought that. In fact John Lennon undoubtedly underestimated his influence.

[@oui2611]

bill doesnt really get music i guess. ofcourse most things including music arent gonna change the world over night. but music can help plant ideas as well as tell stories about the world that could subsequently influence change. the 60s is a big example of how much music undoubtedly changed culture, music is more of a butterfly effect than a thing that fixes shit over night. bill is taking music for granted like how someone could take a comfortable bed for granted. You could live without a bed but a nice bed will help you sleep and as a result, help you form ideas. you could live without music but music could subsequently help from getting you through a day to changing your outlook on things to changing your life and in some ways contributing to changing the world.

[@catteadams]

BEST guest and interview ever, of all the shows.

[@PatriciaMcCarthyAuthor]

What a treat to watch. Maher was totally buzzed and he still makes perfect sense. It just takes a little longer for it to come out. LoL.

[@HH-gv8mx]

I died laughing when Bill said “ a swamp?l with that disgusted look on his face like he couldn’t believe that Bert Kreischer grew up around a swamp… In Florida! Bill who is constantly talking about how much he loves Florida and prefers it to California really doesn’t understand Florida. He likes Palm Beach Florida where I live probably. But yes, Bill, most of Florida is Swamp people!

[@HH-gv8mx]

@@dejuren1367 it is 🦟 🐊 🪳

[@peterm6179]

Respect the amount of times Bert refills.

[@HH-gv8mx]

I want to know how his show went afterwards!

[@sonnyd72]

Good conversation! Love club random!

[@michellemarieortiz9043]

Bad Santa yes 👍 it is hilarious 😂!!!

[@tommydragon8496]

Bill shut down every one of Bert’s points 😂

[@lorrystraus9753]

pot plus coffee is a good combination

[@qenutamen127]

Great show this week, Bill. ♥

[@tomz5704]

Bert: I want to be ignorant, me: don't worry about it

[@Kona297]

Yes! The best yet! Finally, a guest who pours and drink and takes a toke or three. Not to mention Bert is awesome. It's about time. I love Bill and the show concept, but I was starting to get a bit worried... Great job!

[@Kona297]

"pours a drink"....can't type when I'm this stoned. LOL

[@HH-gv8mx]

Yes I think maybe that’s why the interview went so well. But then again, Jimmy Kimmel smoked and drank. Bert has great energy.

[@DashRiprock513]

Cool. Thanks Mr Maher.

[@stefanmarraccini8646]

I just think both these guys are so intelligent, in their own unique and special ways. Fan of Bill for decades and Bert for at least half a decade. Bert has such a good heart and I can think of few people that have such a deep desire and drive to figure this craziness of life out and be accepted and embraced by all for the good man he is. That's my own take anyway. And Bill? One of the most amazing thinkers and elucidators in entertainment and politics. Great show! 👍

[@SilentBob731]

There are comics I prefer to Bert, and of course there are actors I prefer, but I can't think of any celebrity that I'd rather party with than Bert Kreischer. His joy is infectious.

[@brianmeen2158]

Another good show!! What kind of insanity is going on at the school that Bert refused to send his kid to? Students get yelled at by others for what exactly?

[@HH-gv8mx]

Reminds me of a multicultural class I had to take to fulfill a credit at university of Oregon. I was the only white student in the room and the class was really small since it was an upper level course. Horrible experience. I hated that class.

[@chancebrown106]

Sees Bert Kreischer: thinks of that time he said he showers in his pool 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂

[@redcorgo5]

Nice show.Great podcasts w/ Berty Boy! That Deuce Bigalo, ? 1 rocked 2!

[@rayneweber5904]

Never imagined these two in the same room. Big fan of both though. Keep it up

[@johnnyjohnny2650]

Not the biggest Burt fan but I'll give him props for not taking his shirt off.

[@Grassroots_Hegemon]

Its because out of frame he isnt wearing pants

[@kennethscalir3092]

James Franco did not make the Escape Artist. He made the Disaster Artist

[@truefanboy]

The most lovable Bert and Bill have ever been! Right recipe here!

[@83056]

Bill's closing comment. 'It's always helpful to drink and smoke.' That made me laugh. :D

[@Jackdelroy1]

Hell yeah, I'm love this.

[@glenneric1]

I like the idea of a bar setting for these interviews.

[@mangos2888]

Yes. Yes. Yes. Even before watching.

[@greatsea1457]

I appreciate no edits, and no one in the comments going crazy with corrections.

[@benhepburn9782]

Bill is such a great conversationalist. He managed to keep Brett from interrupting him the whole time and so subtly called him out for over embellishing the WW2 story.

[@joebaker7599]

i really feel the opposite, i think Bert really held his own conversationally and he also held his own intellectually.

[@sativarosegold3604]

I have a feeling a lot of Bert's ramblings were cut out of this to keep the flow cohesive

[@frogneckmen857]

Bill and Bert, nice.

[@CodyVibbart]

The making a movie part really resonated. I spent 13 years making my film. It is freaking brutal.

[@moonlander811]

I like to think comedians inspire people to think. I'd say, that's a pretty big contribution to humanity.

[@tokersheadshop]

Great podcast but honestly the best part was at the very end where burt invites bill to do something's burning! HURRAY! something's burning is coming back!

[@oldfunsfrontporch5390]

Awesome…. Loved all the episodes