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[@andresmosquera4696]

“I’ve done podcast with people that have not spoken at all” Yeah we know Bert it’s called 2 bears 1 cave

[@javiernavarro5465]

HAHAHAHAHA truth

[@jackkarapetyan2064]

💯

[@SeanHollandTV]

Just Tom giggling in the backround

[@TellurianMan]

very nice, A+ observation, i've thought that a lot and Tom knows it too and enables it, i feel his joy when Bert gets in his mode.

[@allenlord3679]

Everything he's been on.

[@vivienmartin225]

This is like a conversation between an alcoholic in a rehab center and his nurse

[@thomaschristopherwhite9043]

That's pretty much what this is.

[@Fentanyladdict]

@@bobyilee4528 no one cares

[@vivienmartin225]

@@bobyilee4528 it’s called an analogy

[@micheeyangxo]

@@vivienmartin225 love this comment

[@BigWave6890]

@@bobyilee4528 it’s funny cuz she actually was a nurse when they met

[@skkeeper]

This is Bert when he reads one book, imagine if he ever manages to finish a second one lol

[@Dirtbiker463]

Reading? Nah... he just watched a couple documentaries lol

[@colind1637]

He’s never read a word, just half listens to audiobooks while sleeping

[@EE-ie9gm]

Where’s Bobby?

[@Aaronlovesmusic970]

@@EE-ie9gm that is Bobby

[@brendencrowe8407]

imagine if he would’ve finished that first book

[@Zinfidel1]

I was listening to the audio version and thought Bert's intro caused Bobby to clam up. For like 5 minutes I thought Bob was just waiting to be introduced.

[@gomcocramp]

i had to relisten the first 5 min with that perspective now thx

[@stayaway7357]

Same! Haha

[@ahhchickenn]

Fucking same lol

[@Cyxz666]

Barf as an interviewer: "So you have two sisters, are they hot too?"

[@Jaglicic1]

lmaoooo

[@Grilledhotchips]

Smooth

[@RD-qb7sd]

Legitimate question.

[@meggiemegggs]

Asking the pressing questions here

[@josef2012]

TrashMaster30000

[@Osirus116]

Bert "I started seeking out young men online" Kreischer

[@jvajdos]

Bart*

[@kelanjames3488]

@@jvajdos bruce*

[@KG-tz9cb]

@@kelanjames3488 bonk*

[@NobodyOfficial.]

Brett*

[@MechanicalPigg]

Burnt*

[@Mcgaloosh9898]

The fact that bert said he is Hyper-Self aware just shows how unaware he is.

[@seanlynch1185]

He is all nervous energy but his shtick is chilled out fat man - it doesn't work

[@TellurianMan]

@@seanlynch1185 i disagree, i think his schtick is clearly manic, self-absorbed guy....to me at least. Tom appears to know it and encourage it on 2B1C

[@LiLKK713PB]

@@seanlynch1185 seems to be working out pretty well

[@zdsrtgnzetmyet]

spot on lol

[@JWB671]

@EveryChevyChase A rich one...

[@tanhimmurshid454]

Khalyla: "He had a cargo ship, he transported beer" Bert: O.o

[@Sleigh]

Lagerbelly.

[@Cyxz666]

Larderbelly

[@slimthickens3981]

@@marcuschatman4296 i agree my robot friend

[@Sleigh]

@@slimthickens3981 all my friends are robots....

[@jerrys.5410]

Beer belly

[@BeyondSorrowYYY]

@@Sleigh :(

[@samw776]

Can we please have Steebee Weebee on soon? It’s been too long

[@dalal3729]

yessss please

[@RazorJamz]

YESSSSS

[@Kenpachi_White707]

Can't forget when steebee said "your just like father" to Bobby lmao!!

[@tobyhuffer4950]

Out of the loop, what did Steve do to PD?

[@ericasmith2397]

Amen!!

[@freespeechisdead1565]

How to get Bert to tell 5 stories at the same time and finish none of them. Say hello to him.

[@p344y]

Nobody loves to hear Bert Kreischer talk more than Bert Kreischer

[@seanlynch1185]

He is all nervous energy but his shtick is chilled out fat man - it doesn't work

[@BXBZ88]

Ah 100%...........

[@p344y]

@@Mike-sp4iz I mean bro how do people still think this guy is funny? His act is beyond tired

[@Craig1985A]

Bert - "I am hyper self-aware . . ." Ahahahahahaha, good one!

[@josef2012]

The cognitive dissonance is thermonuclear.

[@TheXentox]

reminds me of him telling a story with leann where he was like oh im hungry i havent eaten all day long and she was like you just ate soooo many things (forgot what it was) and then he started laughing cuz he forgot and said that happens often

[@liftking6198]

Bobby whenever you have a special please have the song “ me walking down the street” playing in the intro/credits... I’ll go nuts if you do lol

[@lvx_rose]

That would be so epic 🤣

[@BronzeBellaBria]

Upvoted

[@liftking6198]

@@lvx_rose I can so picture it! I know everyone else can too! Haha

[@bryeebouchard3149]

😭😭😭

[@kshinokevin]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r3vSqqWga6eaaLs = :Me.... Walking Down The Street (With My Friends): 1 min. = a classic Bobo/Slept King song...

[@ericphillips9445]

Right after the Mencia episode, Carlos announced his brand new podcast...”taco belly”

[@BadGoyz4Life]

And new girlfriend khaleela

[@mikemiles8403]

Hahaha

[@priyonjoni]

Also hired a producer named Jaimie

[@ArtistsJourney]

I low keyed freaked out when Bert mentioned Age of Samurai. I was Shibata Katsuie in it!

[@bracejuice7955]

Khalyla: lists everything he father did in his career Bert, clearly not listening: WAS HE IN THE MILITARY?!

[@LeaveChrisAlone18]

That's bert with everyone

[@hollyk7052]

He’s always onto the next topic in the middle of another, I love the functional ADHD

[@stephenpowling]

Bert listen? Are you insane?

[@dot_t]

Bert thinks about what he's going to say next instead of listening.

[@stormbreak13]

I mean.. She doesn't even know if her own dad served in ww2.. So can't really shit talk Bert for being ignorant of his life.

[@_Seanime]

i got excited when bert starting on carlos, then got distracted :(

[@bearded_z0mbiegaming108]

Good. Not for someone worth a snickers bar...

[@wd5739]

Carlos was saying "I've already said sorry!" AAAAND "I'd say sorry IF there were actually people I needed to say sorry to"

[@Yzjoshuwave]

The timing of your first sponsor break is hilarious. You all really nailed that edit.

[@gnrfan098]

I swear If I hear Bert say Obsessed or Fascinated one more time

[@ryancecchini3468]

Hahahah or “perfect example”

[@jeremymorales8396]

I needed this. Been having a Bobby Lee kind of week. Birthday is on Sunday guys - i’ll be in LA all the way from windy NYC. 👍🏽

[@msmisso7809]

Loved Bert, loved the Cabin series xx Kloko.Annie and Easter, love blood bath 💕💕💕💕

[@madddsss6326]

When is Bobby’s mom coming back on. They said it wouldn’t be the last time!!

[@Arokosaki]

One of the best episodes

[@zephyrleapold6796]

Was one of my top episodes.

[@cghchgify]

HOLA!

[@jand8303]

Bambaclat

[@daveh4925]

She is in hospital at moment at my hospital prayers!

[@stephenpowling]

Bert: "I'm trying to figure this out" Instead of just listening to her tell him exactly what he's trying to figure out.

[@jmendezsj]

He’s annoying to watch

[@Bad4L1fe]

Omg I was having such a bad day. Then this notification popped up and now it's instantly the best day of my week thank you!

[@chaoswalking8498]

The "up next" animation was a nice touch, good job PD 😂

[@fedsmoker1841]

Seeing Bloat untethered reminds me how good Tom is at reeling him in

[@BadGoyz4Life]

I swear if his next special isn't called Bloat Untethered

[@asapbruhhhhh]

All tiger no belly.

[@Em91s]

all tiger different belly

[@madebymollo1780]

@@Em91s no tiger all belly

[@Rick6.6LLY]

All belly no tiger.

[@RazorJamz]

All belly, no tiger

[@NickyNunchucks]

Bruce's belly makes up for it

[@arceecola1906]

The "Up next" banner has me dying before I'm even 12 minutes in... 😂☠ This needs to be implemented on every podcast Bert is on!!!

[@KidBaklava504]

When Bert says he tries to internalize everything he means he makes everything about himself.

[@anthonymiller934]

Hahahah

[@erod425]

You must be new here

[@ec3812]

Oh my God!!! “Piolin En La Mañana!” I’m cracking up!!! Obviously, I’m Mexican!!! 🤣

[@johnnykilroy3026]

Last time Burnt was on TIgerBelly he was wearing a Tacoma Rainiers hat. This time it's an Everett Aquasox hat. This guy must love the Seattle Mariners' farm system.

[@halfrican92]

Lol I'm not the only who noticed. I was like "wait are my eyes deceiving me? is this comedian from tampa really wearing an Aquasox hat?"

[@cody2470]

There's something so calming and lovely about Khalyla's whole aura. Bobby is so lucky man.

[@srhofer1108]

I’m just going going

[@p344y]

She’s literally not calm at all she’s a bundle of nerves and paranoia lol she constantly talks about it. I have anxiety and there’s a whirlwind going on inside of me but on the outside people tell me I look too relaxed

[@cody2470]

@@p344y you know her personally? It seems she’s growing as a person and that’s incredibly admirable in itself. Nobody’s perfect.

[@Solidsnake856]

@@cody2470 except for me. I'm perfect

[@Corn0nTheCobb]

@@p344y but her *aura* is calming, like he said

[@popsicleboy2]

Bert changes subject as quick as the Dog in Up chases Squirrels.... love him

[@crossingofblood8579]

Khalyla and Bert are pretty great together. They could do a podcast together. Bert killed this one.

[@daxk3385]

The "up next" ticker is the best thing I've seen on a podcast, and frankly the best thing this year.

[@jordanadams4360]

Does Bert get all his worldly information from movies and buzzfeed articles.

[@DannyMdlG]

Yeah he kinda made sure to tell us that.

[@Sam-vs5kg]

I think his name is Bruce.

[@FartinHolesInMyUndies]

@@Sam-vs5kg Bruce kershner!

[@bearded_z0mbiegaming108]

He Gets it from special promotional packets on crates of beer...

[@josef2012]

And Instagram.

[@izzycosby4059]

This is the greatest! We need a regular rotation on our favorite hosts.

[@kcrichton7485]

This is actually awesome, think it's the third time I've watched it, never see these two together, very funny

[@dayzone6058]

The moment i knew i was a weeb was when Khalyla kept pronouncing it "Hairy Carey" instead of Harakiri and I got pissed and decided to write this stupid comment.

[@Polyfusia]

There was an actor named Harry Carey and I swear everyone pronounces it wrong because people passed it down after reading it like his name. Annoys me as much as "expresso". Ugh.

[@garthbeguin9497]

Thanks for this. All I could think of was seppuku and couldn’t think of the word she was going for.

[@josef2012]

Congrats?

[@Betty-Boop809]

@@Polyfusia There is/was also a famous baseball announcer for the Chicago Cubs named Harry Carey.

[@Ryan23251]

Khalyla is committing sudoku

[@RileyReidMeABook]

Burnt Chrysler!

[@graveyard_mojo]

No thats Bruce kurshner

[@Grilledhotchips]

It’s entirely possible I thought that exact thing when I got the notification

[@SquillyWonka]

Nah that’s butt guzzler

[@RileyReidMeABook]

@@Grilledhotchips okay, Joe Rogan

[@spartacus1308]

Flying dildos

[@dizzyrocket8]

Loved the episode you could tell this gang worked well and felt comfortable with Bert at the helm. Also it’s good, because everyone is missing Bobby. Job well done Bert, crew felt good and fans missed Bobby perfect guest, host/host, guest.

[@Kevin-ui8cz]

Always enjoy when these guys fill in for eachother. The podcast game in their circle of friends is strong.

[@LEGOOOOOOOOOOOS]

Bert is such a drama queen I love it. He was up to date with the bill burr and h33h3 controversy and now he even watched the Mencia one lmao

[@_lu9]

I can't even imagine how much dumber Bert was in college. This guy really should be unloading trucks in Florida somewhere.

[@philipnalls]

*dying lmao

[@dankoni]

k... what are you doing with your life that's so impressive? 🙄

[@socrattt]

Someone's jealous.

[@B.N_Exotics]

I actually loved this episode these two together were great!!!

[@ian-blum]

My man's Bert out here saying people have vocal fry while he upseaking so hard I feel like he's trying to sell me a car All love lol

[@user-bi7bf9nd8k]

I never thought I would ever say that Bert Kreischer has good recommendations for novels. But Flyboys is a fucking amazing and eye opening book and I wouldn't have known about it without Bert. Love you Bert. Fuck less dogs and recommend more history novels.

[@guesswho343]

Bobbys makeup artist deserves an award

[@Stonecold831]

Bro, i cried laughing when the "up next" bar popped up 😂

[@derekcullin357]

45:15 - That's not the kid you're going to raise if Bobby's his dad!! Lol

[@WELLZY_]

Burt is just good vibes man. I feel like he can sit in a room with anyone and be their best friend

[@Xendyou22]

Bert - "and your mom is filipino right?" Lmao

[@davetbrunner]

Here because of the Everett Aquasox hat! Holy shit! Grew up and lived in Everett, WA. Even went to the game when Randy Johnson was rehabbing an injury 😎 My man 👊

[@yvmz]

Bert “I’ll give you a perfect example” Kreischer

[@Sickmadecustoms]

Uhhhh hundred percent

[@samsonsimpson1201]

Bart refuses to admit he just discovered Hardcore History

[@synthWizkid]

Dan Carlin is AWESOME

[@Treeezzz]

'I started seeking out young men online'- Bert Kreischer

[@steviewiniecki2957]

I absolutely love the cut at 33:13, I need to know what Bert rambled about!

[@trapchurches555]

Probably literally nothing he’s so annoying

[@tbonescott4916]

thanks, this was at the normal level. Not many guest hosts could have pulled it of. Nice 👍

[@daniell653]

Am I the only one that listens to this while getting ready and having to rewind when you missed something constantly

[@DukeFame88]

"I never listened"...no shit Bert. When he's not running his pie hole, he can barely wait to start rambling on again. Reminds me of my cocaine days.

[@melindalovewell3692]

the "up next..." bar KILLED MEEE

[@madisonr2323]

Gilbert is so great with improv, he adds so much to the podcast

[@jaythenickname5372]

Bert: "I'm not gonna defend what Japan has done"...tigerbelly podcast edit. Bert:"I'm watching this new thing..." Hahahaha

[@jjen2204]

Harakiri/Seppuku... for a full minute I was like "who's a Harry Carry"

[@SamuelMcIntosh]

Love the Paris Texas art behind Bert!!

[@skaipaints]

that's so nice to hear. I gave them the print of my oil painting as a gift and I want to cry they placed it exactly where Bobby sits

[@makeupdiaries6438]

I just started listening and it's already awesome

[@sizwesokopo281]

Bert "I seek out young men" Kreischer. I should add that this was a really great episode, Bert and Khalyla are awesome together, who would have guessed

[@parteekcod]

bruh how you not gonna have bobby on

[@matthewkelley377]

Don't be insensitive he just passed away.

[@spacemonkey6070]

great combo, PODCAST GOLD!! 💜

[@djaf8550]

I’m glad Bert eventually got to the whole Mencia episode debacle. I feel like we never got a follow up on how they felt. They did a great job btw...

[@ChichiNaka]

Khalyla's point at the start is so true, about losing touch. Every LA comedian went from relatable normal people to rich as fuck drop tens of thousands of dollars on a meme, making fun of normal people etc within like 5-10 years

[@ChichiNaka]

@@goatpepperherbaltea7895 Who? Every single LA podcaster besides Rogan started in some shitfuck apartment for the most part outside of the rich kids who were born into money

[@can_you_help_me_find_her9456]

@@ChichiNaka like Bobby, lmao. He was born into a family that has money. Besides that though you're completely right, they all talk about how they had to struggle and live out of their car while doing open mics. In all fairness though, from what he says Bobby also lived out of his car at one point, and this other commenter obviously is trolling.

[@can_you_help_me_find_her9456]

@@goatpepperherbaltea7895 you know what else was rich before? Yo mammy's sugar walls. Now it's like zebra stripe gum, lost all the flavor.

[@ChichiNaka]

@@can_you_help_me_find_her9456 Bobbys parents were also rich growing up, owned stores, able to send their fuckup son to rehab constantly

[@can_you_help_me_find_her9456]

@@ChichiNaka yeah, that's what I was saying. Also something else that I think is odd, is how often he brings up the "terrible trauma" that his dad was at times drunk or physically abusive. Like I totally understand that's traumatic but Bobby is what, 50 years old now? I had a dad who whipped my ass too, we were poor and I guarantee he beat my ass worse than Bobby's dad did him, he knocked me out cold one time. But my point is that I'm half Bobby's age and it still makes me feel weird talking about it because it's like well, I was a kid and I'm a grown man now, get over it. It's just something he uses as an excuse when he goes to rehab, then leaves after a couple weeks. Oh, my dad hit me and my mom. It's like okay, join the club Bobby.

[@davidoconnor1773]

I'm really glad Khalyla has BloodBath, because she's not going to have an opportunity to speak here!

[@Mecha-ddafi]

Good.

[@nezmustard]

That’s why she had Bert on.. he brings out out an honesty in her. When Bobby is there she falls into shadow play and lies Bert sees right through it.

[@rarecandypodcast9877]

Berts "Listening Face" is even interrupting lmaooo

[@CarlosCasanova9]

finally someone brings up that carlos mencia episode

[@user-ru5jy5lr4g]

Why can’t Brent be this funny and enjoyable to watch/listen to on any of his other podcasts? No high pitch squealing like a little girl or anything. He seemed like a “normal” person for once.

[@brosifstalin415]

It's the Khalyla effect.

[@jerrythomas1161]

He's not comfortable enough to bring out his true r worded self. Uh hundred%

[@dalal3729]

yaaay he has his shirt on🥳🥳🥳🥳

[@blink182timesadayconsisten6]

Loved this episode!! Bert should become a regular! Love you tiger belly !/ love you Bert !

[@skaipaints]

so honoured to see where the 'Paris, Texas' print ended up being placed

[@TSOL2023]

I've been wondering about that art.

[@gerardhochman8128]

This episode really made me love Bert. Thank you

[@Dripperharry.ell123]

Every single person in the world has an accent.

[@stoneraleks6515]

Even mutes?

[@Dripperharry.ell123]

@Greyson Turner yes.. it does.

[@Sam-vs5kg]

What about people that just started dating each other?

[@Etticos.]

@@stoneraleks6515 if there is a mute that uses sign language but only has one hand is that a speech impediment or an accent?

[@josecintron2972]

@@Etticos. that’s a shitty life mate

[@satherp5]

Would love to watch a lot more of just these two. I preferred this to two bears 1 cave and to Tigerbelly.

[@elmatadorsd6095]

One of the best podcasts.....missed bobby on it but super coo...she's a patient person..is so attractive on a girl ...love it.

[@myerssa7]

Whoever gave Burnt Crystler the "Up Next" scroll, Gilbert or George, is a genius. Bert is uniquely incapable of finishing a thought without starting 12 more incomplete thoughts first. He needs a scroll in every podcast he does.

[@cptnbrown]

I enjoyed this alot... Khalaya(sorry bout spelling) us a great person to bounce ideas of.. Shes like a flavour enhancement for comedians

[@PasserbyP]

Mr. George please don't change it i love it when you laugh it feels like there's a comedy club crowd

[@1eleazarjr]

Unlike FFG back there laughing extra hard for Bart Kreisvder. Who gave him those notes? Or is he kissing Barrts ass?

[@atlemartoresonfjeldstad4557]

Kimmels laughter in the background is so real. I always love it when he starts bursting out

[@L337Catdaddy]

wish there were timestamps on this one to skip some of berts ramblings lol

[@fulltang1]

Yea

[@aidanbagwell9590]

Lmao dont watch it then

[@TrentRoy2058]

“Who hasn’t body slammed Bobby”

[@dumbvedeoz]

KHALYLA CLEANING HER POOL TO STAY HUMBLE THE DEFINITION OF POVERTY!

[@msabercr]

Love Bert. I watch almost everything he does.

[@tyclove]

I really enjoyed this episode. Very much.

[@kinthirteen]

Fun fact, my great grandfather invented the crescent shaped ice cube. He had over 200 patents, however he struggled with Bi-Polar Disorder, and he did not patent that machine. It was inevitable stolen. Still neat that Bert's favorite ice is that one.

[@quinn9598]

loving how huge Burnt is in Bobby's chair 😂

[@mf4435]

Wow this is quality. I’ve never seen Bert listen and interact with someone properly before. Congrats.

[@rilesfomiles8662]

I think I’m another life Khalyla would’ve been an amazing counselor. People just really seem to open up and absorb her words and energy.

[@francisboncales7050]

I LOVE GEORGE'S LAUGH! DO NOT STOP!

[@fatmanyrhaw9423]

it’s bruce krishna

[@The__Gent]

Khalyla did a great job holding down the ship. I salute you Queen Koloko.

[@lCurbstomp]

I am obsessed with this!

[@lacuzong6967]

This episode is so next level