Bert Kreischer Tells the Will Smith Story - Jim Norton & Sam Roberts

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@Dominicdiazc
@Dominicdiazc 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a chauffer. I drove Will for Coachella 2019. He gets in the car, with genuine delight says, "hi Mister, my name is Will nice to meet you.", and shakes my hand. Instantly disarmed me. Something I'll always remember since he's an idol of mine.
@Bingo_the_Pug
@Bingo_the_Pug 2 жыл бұрын
lol sure ya did buddy
@Dominicdiazc
@Dominicdiazc 2 жыл бұрын
@@Bingo_the_Pug if you watch the vlog he did for that Coachella. When he gets off his jet there are 3 suburbans on the tarmac. I'm the driver of the last vehicle.
@Dominicdiazc
@Dominicdiazc 2 жыл бұрын
@@Bingo_the_Pug just as an fyi. I couldn't really care less if you believe or not. Lol.
@nikscott6644
@nikscott6644 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone I hear from that's met him says he's a great guy with a great personality, I think Jada has driven him mad.
@porscheoscar
@porscheoscar 2 жыл бұрын
Was this before or after he smoked the peace pipe
@sarj4918
@sarj4918 2 жыл бұрын
Im glad this was a good and honest story about Will. Its like people forgot every good thing that he has ever done
@TaintedNate
@TaintedNate 2 жыл бұрын
Bert has never told an honest story. He lies about everything
@mulltothree4375
@mulltothree4375 2 жыл бұрын
My old boss use to say one oh shit gets rid of all your that a boys...
@xkcd5676
@xkcd5676 2 жыл бұрын
We all make mistakes.
@DeathbySkullfxxx
@DeathbySkullfxxx 2 жыл бұрын
Its like people forget? Hmmm... no. But, unlike people like yourself, most have a reasonable expectation of living in the now... I can live an amazing and well mannered life. My acquaintances and family could love me without equal. If I assault someone in front of the world... ya think even my loved ones are going to muse and story time about alll my good deeds w yhe current wound so fresh? And even if they did, ya think perhaps most wouldnt give a shit what theyd have to say? Or do u think maybe most would be focused on that news making action that was only about a month ago? Smh
@bufordhighwater9872
@bufordhighwater9872 2 жыл бұрын
@@TaintedNate But they're definitely entertaining stories.
@grantlee4331
@grantlee4331 2 жыл бұрын
When he gets excited, he sounds like a balloon losing air
@mr.martyr8573
@mr.martyr8573 2 жыл бұрын
Fresh take man.
@MetalElephant
@MetalElephant 2 жыл бұрын
Wtf dude I literally just scrolled down to leave this exact comment. You beat me to it.
@Flymore25
@Flymore25 2 жыл бұрын
I can't stand kriesher, it's almost like he acts annoying cause he thinks it makes him look pathetic, and super nice people like rogan constantly assure him
@fffraaankkk
@fffraaankkk 2 жыл бұрын
He hates balloons; he hates himself.
@treyhudson73
@treyhudson73 2 жыл бұрын
Brad is a mystery, wrapped in bacon, deep fried, and dropped into 4 fingers of 100 proof whiskey.
@Tradewins4cash
@Tradewins4cash 2 жыл бұрын
Bert's father: "Oh, buddy! I'm so sorry. This is one of those casting-couch-things." hilarious
@alexmini123
@alexmini123 2 жыл бұрын
That was the funniest thing. He implanted the idea into Bert's mind 🤣
@InboxJYP
@InboxJYP 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine what Will could be like if he had a supportive partner
@christopherbeddoe406
@christopherbeddoe406 2 жыл бұрын
Guys wife was doing his sons friend and he was supposed to pretend to be ok with it. She must keep his balls in a vice somewhere. No wonder he snapped..
@FiremanSimon
@FiremanSimon 2 жыл бұрын
President
@tupd
@tupd 2 жыл бұрын
@@alephmale3171 really insightful point
@nickryan3288
@nickryan3288 2 жыл бұрын
@@alephmale3171 dude, he was already massively successful before he met her.
@InboxJYP
@InboxJYP 2 жыл бұрын
@@alephmale3171 very interesting take
@harryrupertus2075
@harryrupertus2075 2 жыл бұрын
Hearing this story makes me feel even more bad about Will being with Jada. She's killing his loveable spirit😫
@justinbridgez
@justinbridgez 2 жыл бұрын
ITS Jada! its in her name..HER NAME..jade uh hoe..or something...shit im getting clappped next
@staomruel
@staomruel 2 жыл бұрын
Being in Scientology is what keeps him in that situation
@markuschelios6891
@markuschelios6891 2 жыл бұрын
She the devil
@ray8507
@ray8507 2 жыл бұрын
@staomruel 100% right sir
@yellowleaf28
@yellowleaf28 2 жыл бұрын
And Will’s wife wants to curb that enthusiasm and positivity by eye-rolling him whenever given a chance.
@nikscott6644
@nikscott6644 2 жыл бұрын
He should of slapped her.
@studiesfromthebible
@studiesfromthebible 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah i think it is pretty clear that Will Smith has been held back big time by him. She must be jealous of his success or something
@guyvizard549
@guyvizard549 2 жыл бұрын
Dude, when I saw that slap, I didn't see a celeb acting like a baby. I saw a 17 year old dude defending his girlfriend at a party, who everyone knows treats him like dirt. "Dude. He hit Carl. Carl!" Then a week later, the teens are broken up. Jada put him in a situation where he either had to man up and defend her, or listen to her talk about how he won't man up. Or, maybe he's thinking about the other 'real man' who's doing her on her time, along with looking like a wuss in front of the world. That relationship is toxic.
@dshepherd107
@dshepherd107 2 жыл бұрын
Just remember, it takes two people to be in a messed up relationship. Will staying w/ her all these years, just told her she could keep doing it. I’m not judging him. I hope he gets clear of her. Ive watched her briefly a few times, mainly bc clips would be everywhere, & she definitely plays on his vulnerabilities. She also seems like she needs drama & attention.. a LOT. That’s usually the sign of a pretty solid narcissist. Those kind will suck the soul from you if you stay. It’s just how they are, & you can’t fix them, but the victim has to have the inner strength to walk away. It’s a sad situation all around.
@guyvizard549
@guyvizard549 2 жыл бұрын
@@dshepherd107 For sure. I've been in bad relationships before, and it's easy to say I was a victim, but there were times when I was maybe closer to an enabler. Just speaking from personal experience, I did a lot of theater and a bit of film all throughout school and beyond. Close to 20 years. Many actors and performers are "drama" seekers. if they can't get it in a role, they might even make it in their real life. Obviously, age and experience play a factor. But, many actors have confidence issues. It's easy to see why. I had 'em, too. You have to keep up a BS 'brand" of yourself, and balance personal life. I have an idea of what being famous is like, but (luckily) I probably never will. But that's a whole new layer of stress. And many actors are narcissists. I have tendencies, myself. had to deal with them. Many female actors I dated had these issues, too. You put two of those types together, and it can be volatile all around. Two people, in total denial, ready to kill each other, but acting like all is well on behalf of the "image." Plus, there's a lot of fair-weather friends and star-f**kers around you if you have any talent or success. They sure won't pull you to the side and tell you to break up... Yeesh...
@stepheneaton4978
@stepheneaton4978 2 жыл бұрын
It's so weird, all these stories about how amazing Will has been for decades. It's almost like there's something that entered his life and completely changed all that energy.
@randombutspecific
@randombutspecific 2 жыл бұрын
It doesn't matter how many stories you hear, you don't know the guy.
@djluvsrap
@djluvsrap 2 жыл бұрын
@@randombutspecific DING DING DING
@locust1536
@locust1536 Жыл бұрын
It's all a theatre. Don't forget they are world class actors. The acting deals they make aren't only for the movies you watch in the cinema and Fresh Prince of Belair.
@flyingfrogofdeath9616
@flyingfrogofdeath9616 2 жыл бұрын
Fr tho what a wholesome move by Will. And Bert is a great story teller
@dickmasheter1325
@dickmasheter1325 2 жыл бұрын
yes i love his high pitched whine and ALL of his stories ARE 100% TRUE
@nicolewalsh6656
@nicolewalsh6656 2 жыл бұрын
I love will smith. As much as I hated what he did , he is obviously going through a lot in his personal life and I think he should be able to put this behind him. He’s done this for a lot of ppls careers, not just Bert*
@Man_fay_the_Bru
@Man_fay_the_Bru 2 жыл бұрын
Please…that man is demented.
@robertfrost8264
@robertfrost8264 2 жыл бұрын
Bert is full of it. Check out the documentary on here called Tryhard.
@flyingfrogofdeath9616
@flyingfrogofdeath9616 2 жыл бұрын
@@robertfrost8264 oh yeah I don't even like him as a comedian and I don't believe a lot of his stories but I can't lie he is a good story teller. Doesn't necessarily mean what he's saying is true - he just says it in an engaging way
@mantonio914
@mantonio914 2 жыл бұрын
Now this is a story all about how Bert Kreischer never got flipped and turned upside down. Now if you wait a minute and sit right there, he'll tell you all about how he Frenched the Prince of Bel-Air.
@brandendierker5873
@brandendierker5873 2 жыл бұрын
Thats badass
@driprubies2464
@driprubies2464 2 жыл бұрын
🔥🔥🔥🔥
@TheTwinkiefoot
@TheTwinkiefoot 2 жыл бұрын
Well played, sir. Well played
@mantonio914
@mantonio914 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheTwinkiefoot "Watch a few comedies, take a few notes." -Comedy Crowd Killer Version of Stu Macher
@stevenqirkle
@stevenqirkle 2 жыл бұрын
A+ for effort
@happyscooter228
@happyscooter228 2 жыл бұрын
If Will ever gets arrested, Bert should serve as his character witness.
@backgroundmusik
@backgroundmusik 2 жыл бұрын
Will was out of line by doing what he did, but the more I learn about the whole thing just makes me feel sorry for him. He was lashing out like an abused child.
@michaelgramlich8164
@michaelgramlich8164 2 жыл бұрын
I would call it more of a abused Husband that don’t have the balls to get rid of his worthless wife lol
@paulbryden4006
@paulbryden4006 2 жыл бұрын
Not wrong mans clearly broken, and its heart breaking, he's such a nice guy, but he shouldn't have done what he did,
@craigcj5953
@craigcj5953 2 жыл бұрын
@@paulbryden4006 So YOU are the person who casts the first stone. Interesting. . .
@michaelgramlich8164
@michaelgramlich8164 2 жыл бұрын
@@craigcj5953 Well it’s not hard to see bro have you seen some of the stuff she has said it’s really sad
@SarahM75057
@SarahM75057 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone needs a friend like Bert. I love this story about Will!
@Evanderj
@Evanderj 2 жыл бұрын
If we all had those who would tell stories of the great and selfless things we’ve done when it seemed like the whole world was against us, this planet would be a pretty cool place. With one story, Bert has done more to support Will than Jada has. Too bad she doesn’t have a “Will Smith wanted to f*** me,” tale.
@kingdingaling2469
@kingdingaling2469 2 жыл бұрын
No need for me to be an negative turd though.
@blakegandalf8753
@blakegandalf8753 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad that most people understand that will may have done the slap but will is not the villain
@reallue
@reallue 2 жыл бұрын
It's been awhile since I listened to this show but Sam has gotten so much better at ribbing ppl into doing that on thing that'd get the most controversy. That was like a master class in watching him get Bert to tell that story
@OGKIL
@OGKIL 2 жыл бұрын
Jim can be a boring dude.. Bert was giving great radio.
@aleksisuuronen5969
@aleksisuuronen5969 2 жыл бұрын
Well there is that they are friends and Bert has told this story a thousand times already so 😅 I was mostly thinking I haven't watched in good while and Sam actually looks like respectable humanbeing now
@fatmunch6318
@fatmunch6318 2 жыл бұрын
Once he got Jim’s gimp haircut he got all Jim’s long lost comedy and radio skills
@reallue
@reallue 2 жыл бұрын
@@fatmunch6318 lol
@onyxmoonasquad1
@onyxmoonasquad1 2 жыл бұрын
@@fatmunch6318 Chip chipperson is the funniest thing ever what are you talking about?! He’s transformed sock cucka
@Garf_malarf
@Garf_malarf 2 жыл бұрын
I want to look at something the way Bart looks at Tito’s. Pure joy
@Lucky14970
@Lucky14970 2 жыл бұрын
WHO THE FUCK IS BART?!
@TheDizzleHawke
@TheDizzleHawke 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lucky14970 don’t have a cow, man.
@googleedood9721
@googleedood9721 2 жыл бұрын
Burnt Chrysler
@googleedood9721
@googleedood9721 2 жыл бұрын
Bret Krischner?
@richardgagnon71
@richardgagnon71 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Bert, you made liking Will Smith much easier. He is not the first guy to act a fool In defense of his wife.
@saiyan26
@saiyan26 2 жыл бұрын
It's honestly crazy how no matter how many good deeds you've done, 1 action that the court of public opinion doesn't like can lead to you losing everything. Was Will in the wrong? 100%. Should the Academy have thrown him out? Absolutely. Should Chris have pressed charges? I would. Should Will's misdeed negate all of his previous work? Of course not. Hell when sentencing for murder, previous actions and premeditation is considered. I gotta give Bert props. It really speaks to his character, that as a comedian he can acknowledge what Will did as wrong but still appreciates the man who gave him his start.
@LeonardoDeVinci1452
@LeonardoDeVinci1452 2 жыл бұрын
I met will smith on a movie set. They used my buddy's house as part of the background scene. He was a pretty cool guy when he broke for lunch he wanted to play football in the street with the neighborhood. That is why I was so shocked when he did that.
@clutch7523
@clutch7523 2 жыл бұрын
He seems like a good man, I think his wife cause’s a lot of problems for him
@gordons-alive4940
@gordons-alive4940 2 жыл бұрын
His lady just has him all twisted up inside, I think.
@rubberchix
@rubberchix 2 жыл бұрын
Bert loves his own voice
@stevec6965
@stevec6965 2 жыл бұрын
i know.
@bltvd
@bltvd 2 жыл бұрын
The most exciting part of that story is that you met Charlie Mack the first out the limo!
@Tony525_
@Tony525_ 2 жыл бұрын
This explains why Tom got so upset at Will...He took his boyfriend
@xbmpr
@xbmpr 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite trope from everyone in show business is that they call people they’ve barely had contact with “friends”.
@vb8428
@vb8428 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's the trick of the business. Like this podcast I listen to and this formerly successful actor keeps introducing celebs as 'best friend in the whole world'
@ebscoHOSTpub
@ebscoHOSTpub 2 жыл бұрын
water weed dune hair
@EricOrsbon
@EricOrsbon 2 жыл бұрын
It's not just with celebrities. It's also in politics, business, high-end social circles, etc. Anywhere where you gain credibility from knowing someone. It's human nature.
@BVonBuescher
@BVonBuescher 2 жыл бұрын
It’s because their world is comprised of two types of people. … entertainment industry… and everyone else Yes part of it is ego, but there is also a trust factor built in. I used to live in Hollywood. You could live there 20 years and never hang with an a-lister, but once you get in with a couple people, you essentially have the keys to the city (if you have charisma)
@andrewhkim
@andrewhkim 2 жыл бұрын
Verbal resumes. Take the smallest thing and make it sound like the world.
@bbwolf326
@bbwolf326 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like the issue with charismatic people is that they can turn on the negative as well…and when they do it’s just as powerful.
@AshtonTheMelon
@AshtonTheMelon 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, after all his years in hollywood, being the inspiration that he has been, for this to be his first real incident is actually impressive. And that only happened because he had a viper living in his house, draining him dry, tangling him into all that Scientology. It's nice to hear Burt be a real person about this.
@fowchiiiliedpuppiesdied
@fowchiiiliedpuppiesdied 2 жыл бұрын
You sure do aim high.
@AshtonTheMelon
@AshtonTheMelon 2 жыл бұрын
@@fowchiiiliedpuppiesdied I feel like I am aiming quite low. All these Hollywood folks are nuts. Doing drugs, getting into fights with police, I am more than astonished that it took this long for a scandal to occur regarding the Golden Boy of Cinema.
@Jason918114
@Jason918114 2 жыл бұрын
Yep, and he's still with her. Slapping Chris Rock just makes him look like a chump
@drummermylo
@drummermylo 2 жыл бұрын
I got high blood pressure by just looking at burt for too long.
@tomdyer8518
@tomdyer8518 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t tell if Bert’s typical ‘squealing’ laugh is comical or so mind bogglingly annoying I want to toss my iPad across the room
@BerdFly
@BerdFly 2 жыл бұрын
Its annoying af
@jakewawrzyniak92
@jakewawrzyniak92 2 жыл бұрын
Mark of a hack. Worlds luckiest hack
@katchatone
@katchatone 2 жыл бұрын
Absolute worst EVER
@jillmarie1332
@jillmarie1332 2 жыл бұрын
‘There’s a shark in the water. Let’s go swimming!’ Best ever!
@beetalius
@beetalius 2 жыл бұрын
Bert’s Dad is a fucking legend! Troll King!
@andrewbryans8783
@andrewbryans8783 Жыл бұрын
Dude, I'm 48 April 27 1974 and DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince was the first concert I ever went to.
@mattbehan417
@mattbehan417 2 жыл бұрын
I love this story! It also further convinces me what it takes to achieve the massive ego
@lyricahm3370
@lyricahm3370 2 жыл бұрын
i mean WIll was on top of the world of SO long, every TV in america had him on it he did not only movies for adults but for kids too and made music and had one of the most popular sitcoms so its kind of impossible not to have a bit of an ego i imagine lol
@BillBraskyy
@BillBraskyy 2 жыл бұрын
@9:36 when he says he coulda fkd Biz Marquis, the end of that sentence when he says "Are you fuckin serious?!" Sounded so much like Lola from Big Mouth 🤣
@rlenclub
@rlenclub 2 жыл бұрын
first video I watched after my 4-year-long journey to getting my driver's license. couldn't have picked a better one.
@missyelliot6237
@missyelliot6237 2 жыл бұрын
Congrats on getting your license!
@johnyoung3397
@johnyoung3397 2 жыл бұрын
How it take u so long?
@KillaKRS1995
@KillaKRS1995 2 жыл бұрын
Where the hell are they letting 4 year olds drive!|!|!|!
@haHAAAAAAA3
@haHAAAAAAA3 2 жыл бұрын
there were german shepards barking 😹😹😹😹
@SmokeRingsPipeDreams
@SmokeRingsPipeDreams 2 жыл бұрын
Will Smith is one of those celebrities I always thought would be a good guy in person. It's good to know he is a great guy in person too.
@thenextbondvillainklaussch3266
@thenextbondvillainklaussch3266 2 жыл бұрын
"Tell the story , Jim doesnt know it ,Its not fair to Jim" I fkn lost it , im dieing 😂😂🤣🤣
@imbateman
@imbateman 2 жыл бұрын
No one can tell a more vulgar and filthy story while still being lovable and innocent than Bert Kreischer.
@solutionfilm
@solutionfilm 2 жыл бұрын
Literally the storyline to a ridiculous sitcom: dad gives bad advice based on his own weird paranoias 😆
@kasumiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
@kasumiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin 2 жыл бұрын
I can't tell if this is as real as the Mafia story, but what's certain is that Bert slapped the hell out of DeRosa
@lilpeteferguson6586
@lilpeteferguson6586 2 жыл бұрын
Did he really?
@tristyevely3798
@tristyevely3798 2 жыл бұрын
P p9⁹9
@tristyevely3798
@tristyevely3798 2 жыл бұрын
@@lilpeteferguson6586 lo9loiio
@tristyevely3798
@tristyevely3798 2 жыл бұрын
L
@immenseLOTUS
@immenseLOTUS 2 жыл бұрын
Jay Mohr also slapped the shit out of bert
@snaik500
@snaik500 2 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to Malvern. Did not expect my hometown to be brought up in this convo
@rosemaryjohnson3637
@rosemaryjohnson3637 2 жыл бұрын
This is awesome I've already laughing I've only been listening for like 8 seconds hahaha
@hippyvt4203
@hippyvt4203 2 жыл бұрын
Berts dad must be a legend too!
@Ease54
@Ease54 2 жыл бұрын
You must have to start as a child star to reach "tired of pussy" status in a normal lifetime.
@TedLaceyGuitar
@TedLaceyGuitar 2 жыл бұрын
I’m mostly concerned about the re re hostess who hadn’t the slightest idea that there was a movie theatre in the basement.
@hkrug666
@hkrug666 2 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up for the use of the word re re :)
@notice_fpv
@notice_fpv 2 жыл бұрын
This was good to hear. These days everyone likes to jump on the bandwagon, pile on someone who is already down. You can see that Will is (or was) the guy Burt is talking about. Life in Hollywood isn't like life in the real world. It sounds stupid to pity the Uber rich, but that's gotta be a life with problems most of us couldn't understand.
@rlv3180
@rlv3180 2 жыл бұрын
well said.
@scottpitner4298
@scottpitner4298 2 жыл бұрын
Godfrey is one of my favorite people, he’s super funny and smart
@babypanthersjr
@babypanthersjr 2 жыл бұрын
The only timely clip and it's weeks late. Is the Sirius app still buggy?
@Obsidiansoul74
@Obsidiansoul74 2 жыл бұрын
I'm giggling away at Berts squeezing in discomfort.
@andrewbryans8783
@andrewbryans8783 Жыл бұрын
I love Bert. He's funny as fuck but I bet he's awesome to hangout with because I bet it feels amazing to make him laugh
@Axonterminate
@Axonterminate 2 жыл бұрын
Bert is a really good storyteller. I've liked Will Smith for the most part of my life, and when he smacked Chris Rock it broke my heart a little. But I think this might be why all those people at the Oscars went to comfort him (I still think it's crazy that people didn't rush to comfort Chris Rock though). I think to most people, this is very out of character for Will Smith and if anything it shows that he's dealing with some s**t and it probably all exploded in that moment, unfortunately Chris Rock became the recipient of that outburst. Hopefully he gets rid of the toxicity in his life (*cough* JADA *cough*) and come out a better man.
@billycole852
@billycole852 2 жыл бұрын
Bert is DECENT bullshitter and that's about it.
@billycole852
@billycole852 2 жыл бұрын
@Vic Birth Why would a comedian wish he didn't tell a joke? That's his job. He could have said sooooo much worse shit about boyfriends and cucking and all he did was make a lame GI Jane joke.
@billycole852
@billycole852 2 жыл бұрын
But also don't forget Will Smith is no Saint. He's a A list, blockbuster celebrity. He sold his soul a long time ago.
@DarkKnightCap
@DarkKnightCap 2 жыл бұрын
Norton's looooves this story. He just wish it ended differently
@LoneStarVII
@LoneStarVII 2 жыл бұрын
I heard this story already and wanted to hear him retell it 😂
@teewhyeee
@teewhyeee 2 жыл бұрын
bro Bert is SO lucky omg ... i would die if i could chill with Will Smith
@esava44
@esava44 2 жыл бұрын
"A civil rights fire hose...." lol.
@dolfan29
@dolfan29 2 жыл бұрын
Story actually starts at 2:30 mark
@pj1995____
@pj1995____ 2 жыл бұрын
Bert is honestly the best story teller ever, the guy can really tell a story, perfect amount of detail and jokes it's amazing, Kevin Smith is another amazing story teller just like Bert
@Sandshark17
@Sandshark17 2 жыл бұрын
If he stops weezing through his laugh
@SheenaSpeaks
@SheenaSpeaks 2 жыл бұрын
I love that somehow all of this is delivered with ZERO homophobia whatsoever. Lmfao
@SIX6SIXer
@SIX6SIXer 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Bert... tell that one again about that one time you got stoned with Ukrainian mobsters on that bus trip you took that one time...
@thatonechannel7045
@thatonechannel7045 2 жыл бұрын
This is by far one of the best stories I've ever heard😂😂😂😂
@waltrogers4529
@waltrogers4529 2 жыл бұрын
Will is dope, we all have our demons but we all gotta help each other
@Thforklift126
@Thforklift126 2 жыл бұрын
Only Christ can help.
@BVonBuescher
@BVonBuescher 2 жыл бұрын
Ats right
@XXLpinut
@XXLpinut 2 жыл бұрын
We have to all be a vessel of love.
@joeldoherty2166
@joeldoherty2166 2 жыл бұрын
You said it my brother.
@felttipprick2279
@felttipprick2279 2 жыл бұрын
@@Thforklift126 It didn't help Will. God sat with arms crossed during the holocaust too. God is either an asshole, or not real, and we both know which one it is.
@RogueStatusQVX
@RogueStatusQVX 2 жыл бұрын
Love Bert.. funny asf
@DaleSteel
@DaleSteel 2 жыл бұрын
I like will smith everyone can lose their heads. No man is immune to stress and depression
@seanriopel3132
@seanriopel3132 2 жыл бұрын
Or a pissed off black woman.
@4Realzeaz
@4Realzeaz 2 жыл бұрын
damn, Burt went full Flipper at 1:53
@lloydkeith3061
@lloydkeith3061 2 жыл бұрын
I'm with bert. Will is a solid guy. He is just in a real shit place in his life.
@caricatureparty
@caricatureparty 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he's bringing Jazzy Jeff. Hahahahahhaha
@bobbydaugherty5179
@bobbydaugherty5179 2 жыл бұрын
Does anyone like Bert Kreischer? I would rather see Opie.
@ModernInkling
@ModernInkling 2 жыл бұрын
I’m kinda new to Bert so maybe he will grow on me, but listening to his voice during this clip was torturous.
@BallJuiceOfZeus
@BallJuiceOfZeus 2 жыл бұрын
I get it. Same as reading your comment
@ModernInkling
@ModernInkling 2 жыл бұрын
@@BallJuiceOfZeus 😆😘😍
@mvk72
@mvk72 2 жыл бұрын
Burt you're fine Will only wants to slap people that calls his wife names.
@robbiedaytoday
@robbiedaytoday 2 жыл бұрын
He said “civil right water hose” 😂😂😂
@AllofJudea
@AllofJudea 2 жыл бұрын
I definitley believe this story really happened
@mr.smithgnrsmith7808
@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 2 жыл бұрын
Smfh
@sean78745
@sean78745 2 жыл бұрын
/s
@googleedood9721
@googleedood9721 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone who says "I consider you my friend" is not a friend.
@Faaaaaabri
@Faaaaaabri 2 жыл бұрын
I’m sure Will is a great fun guy to be around I just think his wife is the one chewing away at his legacy and effects how people see him overall
@TheDiablo6661
@TheDiablo6661 2 жыл бұрын
Nobody tells stories better than bert I can listen to him talking about church and I’ll be listening
@Buxtonphil
@Buxtonphil 2 жыл бұрын
never understood berts appeal. feels like some drunk guy that laughs at is own joke before delivering the punchline
@jorgy1470
@jorgy1470 2 жыл бұрын
To each his own
@shadowelmo
@shadowelmo 2 жыл бұрын
He is a great stand up, these are just interviews, when he is doing a special , he doesn't act like this
@Buxtonphil
@Buxtonphil 2 жыл бұрын
@@shadowelmo he’s a doorman that got comics drunk
@shadowelmo
@shadowelmo 2 жыл бұрын
@@Buxtonphil , van wielder is also based on him, so he has been a party dude all his life. Lol
@Buxtonphil
@Buxtonphil 2 жыл бұрын
@@shadowelmo is that supposed to sell me on Bert? Lol
@user82938
@user82938 2 жыл бұрын
"Did you and your dad ever watch Six Degrees of Separation?" lol
@backupinit
@backupinit 2 жыл бұрын
I wish Sam the best in his battle against hiv
@ArnoldClarke
@ArnoldClarke 2 жыл бұрын
Fake HIV
@Morlok616
@Morlok616 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like it's less of a story about Will Smith being weird and more of a story about Burt's dad freaking him out.
@dtown902
@dtown902 2 жыл бұрын
How many times has Bert repeated this story? The guy is just spinning his wheels at this point of his career.
@SethMcFartlane
@SethMcFartlane 2 жыл бұрын
He's like a slighly less fat Joey Diaz with _slighty_ less fabricated stories.
@Banks4004
@Banks4004 2 жыл бұрын
True, still funny
@eliving4
@eliving4 2 жыл бұрын
the beginning of this video is literally Bert saying he's told the story a million times, then Jim and Sam pry it out of him you bozo
@Aitcheoz
@Aitcheoz 2 жыл бұрын
@@Banks4004 no fake stories aren't funny.
@jlira1986
@jlira1986 2 жыл бұрын
@@Aitcheoz you got a funny true story?? I’ll listen
@alZiiHardstylez
@alZiiHardstylez 2 жыл бұрын
3:36 - Jim suspiciously quiet, lmao.
@goldbondisgod
@goldbondisgod 2 жыл бұрын
Sam looks like a make a wish child said his wish to keep living. It was granted and he stayed alive for 400 more years
@maxmckenzie4879
@maxmckenzie4879 2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂
@tigersunruss
@tigersunruss 2 жыл бұрын
Bert is hilarious, I just found him a couple weeks ago and I can't get enough of him now. It's awesome to hear the story about will because what ever is happening with him in his personal life to make him slap another dude just isn't him. Will is a great person and I hope he finds his peace soon.
@hellavoxx4753
@hellavoxx4753 2 жыл бұрын
Give it a few months. He gets annoying. He has a story for everything. Don’t think most of them are true…
@dash4800
@dash4800 2 жыл бұрын
@@hellavoxx4753 For real, he's a classic bullshitter. Just loud an annoying to try to grab attention. I think people who don't know people like that think he's funny. But the rest of us just roll our eyes.
@tigersunruss
@tigersunruss 2 жыл бұрын
@@hellavoxx4753 Each to their own. If you find him annoying, why are you here now?
@zenofthemoment
@zenofthemoment 2 жыл бұрын
I don't enjoy Bert for his truth or accuracy, I enjoy him because when he tells a story, I fucking laugh reactively. He's excellent at his craft, but that doesn't mean he's gonna be everybody's cup of tea. I know plenty of bullshitters, and they're never funny.
@tigersunruss
@tigersunruss 2 жыл бұрын
@@zenofthemoment exactly. If you believe every joke is an accurate depiction of what really happened then you don't understand comedy. When a comedian says "true story" well probably not 100% sir (or ma'am).
@darthyvardyreal
@darthyvardyreal 2 жыл бұрын
Is Bert the real Doug Bell?
@MrJmb5026
@MrJmb5026 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao holy shit
@anotherfool9278
@anotherfool9278 2 жыл бұрын
People who go with your jokes or save you with what you are trying to do when you fall flat are the best. There are so many awkward, negative, “well I don’t need to talk to you” type of people that it’s nice to hear of people who would rather have a good time than feel insecure. Kinda sucks his wife pushed him over the edge like this
@salusa_secundus
@salusa_secundus 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing story telling by Bert!
@justinjones5491
@justinjones5491 2 жыл бұрын
Always....
@jeremyburton5047
@jeremyburton5047 2 жыл бұрын
wow how creative, asking the same questing Bert answered 20 times already...
@JohnSmith-yd5wq
@JohnSmith-yd5wq 2 жыл бұрын
Thats all Bert does. Tells the same story over and over.
@kevina8858
@kevina8858 2 жыл бұрын
I remember when bert first started talking about it. The punch line narrative was so far fetch at the time it was funny. Some jokes/punch line don't age well. If will did try something. Beating the brakes off will Smith would be a baller career move 😆
@TheBigChad
@TheBigChad 2 жыл бұрын
The higher pitch he gets the greater my urge to piss is. Love this guy so much
@InHypnoticTrance
@InHypnoticTrance 2 жыл бұрын
Great story. Bert is amazing. Will Smith has a harpy succubus wife that has destroyed him.
@d3l3tes00n
@d3l3tes00n 2 жыл бұрын
Is there a reason he doesn't just leave?
@kawaiiafangirl
@kawaiiafangirl 2 жыл бұрын
Why can't Jim & Sam upload the entire interview videos anymore?
@Peranak-Samaa
@Peranak-Samaa 2 жыл бұрын
Yups..part of the world right now see Will Smith as a bad person, including me definitely.. but part of us forgot that he actually a "good" person to others.. my meters hates going low a bit after hearing this wonderful story.. thank you sir for sharing that moment.. and when times go by.. Will already installed the slaps moment in our memories and that a bad memory for part of us that had to swallow.. yups still hate Jada 😬😬😬😬
@Peranak-Samaa
@Peranak-Samaa 2 жыл бұрын
@Tom Henesey well said bro.. I'm same page with you.. toxic relationships kinda sucks.. hopefully someday Will leave Jada.. and maybe he will clear the bad air with Chris Rock
@fabermill62
@fabermill62 2 жыл бұрын
Where can I get the whole episode?
@GrimeBot-io7ho
@GrimeBot-io7ho 2 жыл бұрын
I've been saying for years that Will Smith is living that DL life, so I totally believe this happened. I also totally believe that Bert Kreischer would have went for it.
@foodank_atr817
@foodank_atr817 2 жыл бұрын
If the ever remake Deliverance, Burt should play Ned Beatty's character.
@markmearth1
@markmearth1 2 жыл бұрын
Yep!
@BobdeeHollifax
@BobdeeHollifax 2 жыл бұрын
Remember when Bert Kreischer said this (and on 15 podcasts) a week ago? If these videos are always going to be a week delayed...should avoid such time-sensitive topics...it makes J&S look outdated and not like the culturally relevant icons that they truly are ! ❤️
@blacktoothfox677
@blacktoothfox677 2 жыл бұрын
>yugh
@MCPrimetime
@MCPrimetime 2 жыл бұрын
I knew who Will Smith was, of course, when I went to see "Independence day" I knew when he said "Welcome to Earth" that he would be a big star.
@bigdaisy19k
@bigdaisy19k 2 жыл бұрын
Earf, get it straight.
@AlisterTate
@AlisterTate 2 жыл бұрын
“I love Tupac” is a _terrible_ thing to say upon first meeting Will Smith.
@coachtali5151
@coachtali5151 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bccsivxx-xxivvii
@bccsivxx-xxivvii 2 жыл бұрын
Story starts at about 2:30
@frankiehernandez4954
@frankiehernandez4954 2 жыл бұрын
Bert has improved his story telling I feel he channeling Norm
@himoragenma6416
@himoragenma6416 2 жыл бұрын
Didn't know BERT was THIS FUNNY, that's a funny fuckin' STORY!!!!😭😂😝
@reallue
@reallue 2 жыл бұрын
He's Van Wilder. That movie is literally based on his life. Bert is like the real life funny Forest Gump of comedy. You should check out his stand-up special The Machine. It's soo funny. I'm pretty sure that's the one he tells this full story, along when he became an honorary member of the Russian Mafia on a school trip
@jkephart4624
@jkephart4624 2 жыл бұрын
Will Smith is greater than Tupac ever was, change my mind ...
@ArnoldClarke
@ArnoldClarke 2 жыл бұрын
Jews and niggas
@googleedood9721
@googleedood9721 2 жыл бұрын
Na. Such simple minds wont be changed. Just keep on thinking that, bro.
@mysterion5136
@mysterion5136 2 жыл бұрын
As an actor, yes. And Pac was a pretty good actor. As a rapper, hell no
@jkephart4624
@jkephart4624 2 жыл бұрын
@@googleedood9721 it's TRUE. its simple to say pac was the best. rapper, yes but over all success Will is levels ahead.
@davesideas-yt
@davesideas-yt 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Bert.. remember the Greek and Latin Elements teacher at FSU. It was hilarious how you used to tease that dude. He was so uptight.