VLOG #2 - Pigs, Racing, & Sushi Wars

[@Hoelstadt]

Love it! Keep 'em coming, and put links in the description to where I can find your TV stuff and stand-up!

[@007Cornhusker]

I'm loving the vlog Bert!

[@StuffIHeard]

Moderation is the hardest part.... come on, you're "the Machine"... but we want you to be around a long time. You'll get it Bert. Keep up with the Vlogs.

[@PaulMeranda]

true dat.

[@413trapper]

ok... I am totally addicted to both your podcast and your vlog now... thanks for helping me burn a few hours at work everyday Bert!!

[@eduardosalcedo3294]

Diggin the vlogs Bert!

[@egriffin4164]

I just found your past vlogs and I gotta say it's nice hearing some Girl Talk mixes out in the wild.

[@adamsharkey9579]

*Keep up the vlogs man, consistent good quality vlogs in daily quantity are a guaranteed long term form of viral success.*

[@imtheone989]

Awesome vlog Bert. Not to be a dick but it was way smoother or more put together than I expected. Keep em coming.

[@bertkreischer]

So what is the best option to losing weight?

[@TheJukejuke]

Jiu jitsu or crossfit with a good coach who can help you use the appropriate weight. No need to go crazy and hurt yourself

[@wakisiffredi9193]

+Bert Kreischer Straight alcohol without sugary mixers

[@ddddoris]

+Bert Kreischer Stop fuckin eating!?! ...=P

[@mrfrosty110]

+Bert Kreischer Counting calories, super simple.

[@andyhighroller9818]

+Bert Kreischer It depends on why you gain weight everyone's different.

[@arlissnd420]

you're an interesting man Burnt Chrysler

[@YizzERR]

Brent Crystals*

[@samuraisixstring]

the vlog is amazing! keep them coming.....and maybe throw in a small piece of standup from each city your in, it might be a good way to show people what they can expect at your shows.

[@ehafh]

cool video's bert, love your podcast and comedy. keep up the great work!

[@HumanGorillaHormone]

the song while youre on the treadmill reminds me of watching The Lost Boys when I was 5 years old

[@lifedead231]

"let's order a pizza" I'm done hahaha

[@blkssncpt]

So no ones gonna call out the fact that Sam is a straight cutie!? keep up the vlogs Bert! fully got a chance to watch all of them, great stuff!

[@TheJukejuke]

Well done and entertaining. Keep it up sir.

[@zergintrest]

I legit, felt agitated myself at that under order. Let the man order the food! He knows what he's doing!

[@MrUrangatan]

ah the production grind and then unwind. looked like a busy but fun day

[@wrightr]

Keep these going Bert! Awesome quality., fucking hilarious and we could all use a consistent dose of the machine.

[@gregcraycraft3565]

lets order a pizza. classic bert. keep up the good work man.

[@ksta7090ks]

Hampton Inn. Don't steal the towels Bert

[@nickm8095]

nice job whoever picked out the Girl Talk music

[@brodyharris7631]

Yall realize he probably got like 3 hours of sleep after drinking a bottle of liquor the night before. Still woke up and busted out 20 min on the mill. That's why he is who he is. Some people are just fucking freaks and that's why they 'make it'. Fucking love it. Good job Burnt Chrysler

[@mattderringer7404]

Quarantine 2020 brought me here.

[@CrazyEyez62]

Dude, you gotta keep doing this!

[@seanSHRED87]

Powerful Bert Kreischer!

[@Chuckiechan13]

this is awesome bert

[@jasonwalker5051]

Wonder if he got the song from The Lost Boys Soundtrack. Epic. Good choice.

[@garlicyum9147]

BERT! Less calories and heavier weights. Heavy enough that you're doing around 5 or so reps for the compound movements and 8-10 or so reps on the isolation movements. Just do this, stay consistent and you'll be a beast in no time :) Honestly, countless of reps just makes you feel more tired but gives you less results

[@randomrandy4022]

+Garlic Yum not true. training for a pump gave me better gains than years of heavy lifting did.

[@randomrandy4022]

+Garlic Yum and being a trainer id never have bert doing big compound movements for 5 reps. 1 he doesnt want to get bigger and that would make him look like a bloated powelifter. aka like shit. and 2 he doesnt want to get hurt. id have him doing circuits with no lower than 12 reps on anything

[@bigturse10]

Man, why did I just find these vlogs now!?!? Is bert Gna ever do these again?

[@DrDANKize]

keep the vlogs up bert! you should do daily vlogs

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

Something smelling bad is an issue that seems to come up in a lot of Bert vlogs...

[@franciscogonzalez446]

Hey Bert, this Sammy girl is really pretty!

[@TexasHeatAudit]

VanWilder3 looks depressing

[@vaiojoe]

👍🏻

[@kellymurray7702]

❤

[@GOREHAMMERX1]

Let's order a pizza... After $120 worth of sushi??? Yes... Absolutely.

[@moep.8578]

I see why Bert always wears a hat

[@FatAcrobat]

If it takes that kind of working out to get in shape then I'll never be in shape.

[@forbin1185]

4 years later and Bert is still fat so....I guess not

[@brainsleeper]

Woohoo billy mays is full term . Lol

[@jeremyperkins4643]

lighten up on the production bud. keep 'em simple... You're going to weigh your self down with perfection and it'll be hard to keep these going.

[@ethan4845]

+Jeremy Perkins oh would you please fuck off?

[@jeremyperkins4643]

You need a hug bro

[@randomrandy4022]

more vlogs bertsquirt

[@ethan4845]

fucking fantastic... very satisfying

[@MavidG]

I can't stand it when ppl make me under order! 😕

[@brodyharris7631]

Is Sammie good looking? She sounds like it

[@skinnyfatfuck3298]

I love me some bacon but that's fucked up to do that to the pig.

[@ChrisConfrey]

How are your legs so skinny when they have to carry that beer gut all day?

[@xiola777]

Wonder what he uses to edit this videos. tight

[@bertkreischer]

+Jay Rojaz Imovie

[@mcbrowniealoha]

Hello!

[@randomrandy4022]

bert you cant put copywritten music in these. save that for the podcast

[@Isejankhonojanem]

Is that your road wife

[@tryitout-701]

The amount of working out that Bert needs just to be fat.

[@dumbvedeoz]

i luv this guy but he needs to be careful he's massively over weight and he forces himself to exercise his body will not know the difference between the treadmill and forced activity and will release cortisol this will cause damage to his body and could increase risks of heart attacks!

[@bertkreischer]

So what's the best option to lose weight

[@dumbvedeoz]

@Jadamsmma Bert Kreischer Your diet is 95% of the struggle, you never have sushi at night, sushi is refined rice and it will just convert to fat, not good at all. You on Twitter follow me and i will send you a list and i guarantee it will work you can unfollow me after if you like!@Jadamsmma

[@bertkreischer]

+Michael James thanks man- will do

[@dumbvedeoz]

IT HAS BEEN DONE BIG GUY CHECK YOU TWITTER!

[@PaulMeranda]

wow, shit, i didnt even know that was a possibility; good information for people to have. I guess when they say everything in moderation they really do mean EVERYTHING. thanks, michael, and thank you, bert - be safe - we love you, brotha!

[@jamesthemachinist1325]

Horrible racing lines