Bertcast # 512 - Mark Normand & ME

[@kh8655]

Always a beautiful thing when a racist and a black man can come together and talk

[@discostew2398]

😂😂😂

[@fffraaankkk]

Don't forget gay

[@Mutilatedd]

He looked a little too experienced when he acted out humping a dog on stage last night

[@darkhumor3652]

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[@sketcharmslong6289]

Truly the progressive dream

[@Dommy-Wommy34]

I can’t believe Brunt got Kevin Hart on his show, what an accomplishment!

[@PastaImposter]

Brunt kraken has really found a groove in his career

[@jonasrich5008]

Kevin lost his tan but still funny a.f

[@darkhumor3652]

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[@michaelrenouf9173]

Burnt Chrysler has had normand on a few times lol

[@SticksAandstonesBozo]

Bruce Congress and Murky Normish are the shit. Dead ass.

[@goodtimes2595]

I’ve never sought out a video that said it was still processing 😂 Looking forward to hear Burnt Chrysler screech after Chief Queef farts out some solid jokes!🕺

[@avidodd26]

A queef is not a fart, it's an air squirt.

[@spage0]

What a funny fkin comment

[@nosaj666]

@@avidodd26 🤔 you

[@J-yn8cm]

Bert listening to Cumtown after 3 bottles of wine planning a “responsible drinking tutorial” for his daughters is such a crazy image

[@jb1996BLOP]

Bert actually seems to be a podcast fan. His first LOS appearance he mentions that he's a fan. Which is wild to me.

[@WILLIAMHWHITTLE]

"This is Gonna Come Out Wrong" should be the name of your next special

[@SticksAandstonesBozo]

That’s the name of my book about having diarrhea for a decade straight.

[@ole_limberlegs]

@@SticksAandstonesBozo ©️

[@blakeaustin6833]

I died when they were talking about Mark drinking with Bert’s daughters 😂

[@Voo504Doo]

Dam ..mark is consistently witty and quick .

[@weewee3486]

Absolutely, so many people (including fatty) missed that “ oh no she’s greek “ joke

[@eddiewalker7252]

Let's celebrate him before cancer!

[@jonnygranville281]

Norman is a champion of comedy. Great episode

[@Troplord]

2 of my favorite podcasters and stand ups! COMEDY!!

[@slymadagoat]

I’m starting to love mark man I’m not gonna lie. I started listening to we might be drunk without the bert squirt 🤣

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

You're "starting" to love Mark? He's one of the best comics out there!

[@HIGHTS]

Check out his other pod TUESDAYS WITH STORIES! Him and joe are hilarious

[@TurdFerguson456]

He's the best, but just lie next time

[@AustinKampen]

I love that Bert has to bring in an outside person to show his daughters what responsible drinking looks like.

[@larryshepherd5380]

Mark Normand is a great comedian. His awareness work so good with his comedy.

[@Tony_G_92]

That drinking idea for first time drinkers is a good idea!

[@staylifted2326]

Bert trying to flip gay reminded me of randy in clerks 3 trying to "take it back" referring to the racist term he used not knowing it was racist xD🤦‍♂️

[@chaserz4201]

Randall.

[@friedrfn]

Mark was so lunch this episode!

[@dissectasaurus3479]

That feeling when you want one more drink is brutal! I like to roll up a joint with that feeling and put some some Gangstarr!

[@DarkDecimus]

"Things are getting too spicy for the pepper" anyone? Lol this ep was fire. no cap

[@rawpower12xu]

1:03:59 Bert trying to drop the gay lingo to the Tuesgay master hahaha

[@Sandbar-Flamingo]

Being a cool mom who lives for comedy is so gay. Love you guys, I might be drunk 😎

[@leanneharrington5612]

I completely agree that Jada (& subsequently, Will) were acting like tool bags! I lost all of my hair - eyebrows & eyelashes included - because I had cancer at 21. Own that shit people. (I was randomly snickered at , & someone - oh so cleverly - yelled at me, “Rosemary’s Baby.”) In these situations, act like a normal human being, & realize that, “yeah, I do look totally ridiculous right now.” But, someday, I won’t.

[@Rogers_Ranger]

Hair complicates Hygeine....Ranger mantra...

[@tweetdezweet]

Good on you for just owning it and not letting it get to you. Hope you are doing well.

[@stephaniehalloran4447]

Respect 🙏!

[@xprettylightsx]

You never looked ridiculous, those people are terrible humans and you are better off staying far away from all of them.

[@marderprod]

good for you, but also fuck those people

[@luisvalenzuela7614]

You’re right, we wanted to hear more of Mark

[@miramirez3574]

mark, thnx for including Theo shout out, he earned it

[@veddermn8]

Phrase we used in college meaning the best part of something was "that's the gum"... as in the best part of the blow pop or something. Like "Remember the shootout scene at the end of Heat? That's the gum"

[@The.Adam.D]

Mark can’t turn it off and I love it

[@dinibo]

Only Bert would ask someone to say exactly how much money they have on a podcast.

[@millardfilmore1403]

he is truly an oaf of the highest order.

[@stephaniehalloran4447]

I wish I would have seen this comment before I said the same thing. Hahaahah. Who asks that. My father taught me. We don't talk about 2 things. Money and Religion. Lmao everything is fair game

[@Woggs7]

June 18th is my birthday and I live in Dayton. I immediately bought presale tickets! Can’t wait. Love you, Bart!

[@maillardsbearcat]

Eat my shorts

[@jonlabarbera2011]

I was at your Reading Pennsylvania show last night. I was in the front row and wearing all black and backwards hat. When you made eye contact with me during your machine joke, I was so starstruck. What a amazing show and the content was out of this world.

[@John-su6ct]

Gay

[@xdirtydozenx3635]

Mark is the shit!

[@cozmikrez]

Oh shit never mind saw San Antonio on there Yessss 😂👍💪

[@meatwad5022]

21:40 lmfao so damn funny lovin this ep

[@astralcreek]

This ep. was Wet Lunch

[@theophilusthistler5885]

I occosisinally have dermatalogical based alopecia, bare patches mostly beard & chest. When the hair grows back months or years later all pigment is lost.

[@Jim_Cpe]

Bret trying to teach his daughters how to drink is a reality TV show I would watch.

[@psychedelicgem]

Great duo

[@DeVante-jermaine]

lol Mark called it. “Wet” is slang black folks use when something looks good. cars clothes guns etc

[@gshivs793]

Yep. Also when u play bball u say that jumper is wet

[@derricklittle35]

I love the TF outta Bert with his drunk ass. 💙#Mark

[@cag1]

1 bottle of wine every evening is fine?! Bert could say anything about his drinking or eathing habits and Mark would agree that it's fine 😀

[@TrollHunterxXx]

It’s Fit Vine .. doesn’t count 🤣

[@DOGO8991]

Mark, don't think you're boring us when you share stuff like those details on the house situation. Personally I love finance-related stuff haha but also its cool just hearing about your guys regular lives too

[@frarfarf]

I am blown away by him saying he is getting a brownstone for like $3M USD. To service that mortgage that is lawyer doctor ceo type money. I expect that from burr, chapelle etc but I had no idea mark was in that league? How the f does he make that much?

[@Chris-P]

1 Bear 1 Gay, comedy!

[@telephantasm4070]

Great way to start my thursday!

[@matthewgriffin4885]

This podcast was lit deadass

[@cassiismith]

It was top shelf👌

[@Yugemostsuj]

"Dustin from Cumtown" I died.

[@trebone9067]

Some solid camera work. Makes the difference! Cheers Bert!! Can't wait to see you in Grand Junction!!! Come back to Denver! Specifically Comedy Works!!

[@madisonkludy8541]

Remember when Randall on Clerks tried to bring back "porch monkey"- same vibes as Bert trying to take back "gay" "Even if it could be done, YOU can't do it"

[@SparkySINN]

15:34 Chris Rock litterally instantly said "that was the greatest moment in the history of tv" HE KNEW INSTANTLY HOW BIG IS WAS.

[@corey2193]

"uh oh she's greek" made me laugh so hard, went wayyyy too under the radar

[@FlightsNemesis]

Mark Normand is a Comedy MONSTER

[@robertschwind6217]

LOVING the hat!!! Hudson Valley!!!!

[@colinquinn8173]

Best week for podcasts

[@telephantasm4070]

It is! Tom and Bert back together again for this week's 2B1C. Distefano on YMH. Bert was on WMBD. Mark on Bertcast and JRE with Gillis and Ari. Had a great Tuesgays episode with List, too. Burr and Virzi put out a new episode of Anything Better... It's been fun.

[@efreinshtick]

Loved the ep, love both of you and its great to see y'all play nice together

[@clarencethomas01]

Mark Normand moves the damn needle!! Gayest comic around. I love him ❤️

[@tokyosandblastr]

wowza bert really tearing it up these past few weeks thanks so much!

[@Woggs7]

June 18th is my birthday and I live in Dayton. I immediately bought presale tickets! Can’t wait

[@adrianmcneilly2730]

You are myself two funniest people.. Going to watch we might be drunk now(for the second time..jNorm just came up...so funny. I will get to you sometime.. love is you

[@PhilBurtJPants]

Are they Drunk? XD I think Burt Might be... lol

[@drewstaples9648]

Amazing pod gentlemen

[@kingmurq1017]

Everything starts black lmao then moves on 😂 mark is really hilarious

[@PearlDrumsHead]

Just got my tickets for the Greenville, SC show!! After Ari was talking shit about the city on Protect Our Parks yesterday and Normand agreed was kinda worried not gonna lie lol.

[@travisgosnell6790]

Oh I gotta go I just told my wife about it at lunch it's June 24th right?

[@travisgosnell6790]

Il go look it up idk why I asked

[@berger21488]

"come on my podcast we'll even out the talking" famous last words

[@ouyoungbae]

Bret genuinely trying to explain the history of Putin and Russia is peak Bret lmao

[@michaelp8995]

Mark and bert be a movie , killer duo

[@adrianmcneilly2730]

The edited kiss was my moment. The whole pod was gay! You and mark , is like sitting with the friends i wished i had... Thanks for beng yourselves. Happens to be so funny

[@WeekendUpdate7]

Bert - "I want to show her what responsible drinking looks like." hahahah

[@pbishop414able]

@56:15 Sorry to burst your bubble but black dudes been saying "that's wet" since the 2000s lmao

[@Bryanpeacock33]

I started losing my hair when I was 18 stfu and laugh

[@kentjosemateo]

Bert's laugh is awesome! Really natural and not at all ridiculous or obnoxious or shrill or overdone!

[@meat1potatoe]

Get Mark to come to Dayton!

[@bahadrfirik5901]

"If the treadmill is not on I won't run." 27:04

[@h0ck3y96]

Sounds like the inside of a chicken coop 5:00

[@antonioolguin5342]

These guys are awesome

[@a.k.4o]

After the 6th drink. We go to are secret contact list, and try to score some coke girls

[@damisfit8525]

Wet has been around for years 🙄🤣 and drip came from that

[@samhuff999]

Love Mark Normand!

[@bsykesbeats]

9:00 lol why'd he say tattoo like that

[@carynmartin6053]

I bet Kathleen Madigan will join you guys in Missouri!

[@weedallweek]

Mark is funny

[@libertylifestyles3806]

🤣😂🤣👍 "Make GAY Great Again!!" Lol!!!

[@jertyberty]

Bert cool but he's gotta let da main chief queef speak!

[@josephbraun3323]

Love how Bert at six minutes left says I talked this whole time. I'm gunna let you talk. Lasted a whole second. He's working on it hahaha

[@sorryimsosad]

Around 8:45 Bert broke character and said “tattoos” instead of “tutoos” 😂

[@johnalvarez6037]

1:03:34 COMEDY!

[@williamzullo2937]

4:04 for mark

[@joey_ferrari24]

1:04:17 I can’t believe Burnt called Kevin Hart gay to his face like that??

[@Kozhn]

Me and my friends already say things are 'wet'. It started when we would flame each other for 'dry' jokes that bombed. Eventually they would retaliate by saying , that was 'wet' what are you talking about. Its now morphed into anything good is 'wet'. You guys figured out my friend group.

[@BEEFBRSKT]

burny thinking he Invented the term top shelf ahaha

[@dustinmcfarland2441]

Bert, kudos to you for bringing the festival to Louisville!

[@kip7371]

This ep makes for a nice lil bump before the full rail of YMH. Aye yie yie!!

[@taz997]

That's wet is already a popular basketball saying.

[@divientdragon9265]

It sucks the fully loaded show isn't coming to phoenix

[@DrunkInPublic]

Frick yeaaaa Mark Normand

[@salty_lizard]

COMEDY

[@rileyswanson321]

Bert's new podcast is gonna be called "I'm not gonna say his name"

[@Arcturuseyes]

The alopecia challenge is fuckin hilarious

[@stevemcfly97]

mark is the best

[@kendoyle416]

God damn hes got the best one liners, "she must be greek","alopecia sounds likes her sisters name"! Legend

[@matthewoberton1830]

That stuff is good dog!

[@lightOUTlouisville]

Bummed I missed the louisville show

[@timothymyers2724]

“I want you to drink with my daughters” 😄

[@SkandalouzStyle]

BERT, BERT, BERT! LEEANN'S A SKANK!! 🤯🤣🤣

[@Janhustle]

@Bert did you mean the tour is ending in Brandon Mississippi at the Brandon Amphitheater?