Byzantine version out now: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z6akamuKnLp0Z7M
@RagnaCloud138 күн бұрын
Whatever you do, trust Aurelian
@paladinslash472112 күн бұрын
Praetorians just uttered their favorite phrase, “Must betray!”
@RagnaCloud135 күн бұрын
Laughs in Varangian
@winston59214 сағат бұрын
Laughs in Constantinian
@terrysereia10 күн бұрын
Celt-Iberians : Lusitanos (with Viriatus) 💀
@Rubenz3433 күн бұрын
This
@elcoringas12 күн бұрын
I thinking for celtiberians was so difficult because they resisted for 200 years to the roman invasion
@juanbarbosasiguenza588310 күн бұрын
Also only numantia resisted 20 years of siege and defrated larger roman armiesnin 1 vs one, hav8ng even the senate to modify the cursusbhonorum to start the recuritment in january instead of march. And 40 years later they defeat the cumbri invasion making then return north of the pirenaic mountains, where they were defeated by Marius at aqua sextae.
@kabelus45579 күн бұрын
This, Viriathus and his Lusitanians are the only foe that the Romans never managed to overcome militarily and had to resort to poisoning
@tehleafman5 күн бұрын
I agree. Also, Viriatus had to be stopped by betrayal.
@Puget557 күн бұрын
Aurelianus never died, he's in our hearts and no one can betray him there.
@jonbaxter22543 күн бұрын
The golden God will never die
@hoehoe3606 сағат бұрын
AVE
@Rome.s_Greatest_Enemy12 күн бұрын
If only Hanno the Idiot had sent me the reinforcements and supplies...
@Just_someone3211 күн бұрын
Can you add the Lusitans They were a pain at the Roman Empire back
@ExplorationOfAI9 күн бұрын
Yes, Viriatus was one hell of a commander! He makes me proud to be Iberian 😊
@shia-s6c12 күн бұрын
Parthians but with surena ⚰️⚰️⚰️
@centuriaminchionisyt2127Күн бұрын
with caracalla
@shia-s6cКүн бұрын
@centuriaminchionisyt2127 caracalla parthian war was parthian victory
@elcoringas12 күн бұрын
Vandals but you have belisarius on your side😊
@HeraldGansta9 күн бұрын
LOL😂😂
@jeandeville8072 күн бұрын
Rome's most dangerous and deadly enemy has always been Rome itself. That is, civil wars. And the wars between entrepreneurs and usurpers.
@chrath978913 сағат бұрын
Rome conquered the world but could not conquer itself
@ThatGuyScipio12 күн бұрын
Hannibal was light work no sweat
@muhammadfadeltriputramuham262512 күн бұрын
only losing 80.000 men😅👌
@Rome.s_Greatest_Enemy12 күн бұрын
you started it again?
@crackshack212 күн бұрын
Only taking half of italy. Capua and Tarentum flipping for Carthage.
@Macharius8911 күн бұрын
@@crackshack2 and nearly 14 years of war
@TusharRahangdale-pu9jh11 күн бұрын
Rome :- that was easy. Also rome :- we were f**ked up badly😬😬
@Subagya-ti8hs3 күн бұрын
Found your channel today. Really great work
@francscoalbuquerque74977 күн бұрын
Who forgot the lusitans who need to do lusitans with viriathus and lusitans without viriathus
@lefer158911 күн бұрын
I hope you make a video like this but about the enemies of Spain, Austrian Empire and Ottoman Empire
@RomanWojak10 күн бұрын
Great ideas. I put them on the to-do list
@lefer158910 күн бұрын
@@RomanWojak Thanks, your video is very cool
@hc-ic1wl10 күн бұрын
@@RomanWojak add Portugal to that list as well
@branlex13159 күн бұрын
Mapuches:
@anelepaula28249 күн бұрын
Russia?
@MBerikk9 күн бұрын
Thank you for overcoming your pride and showing the Huns
@voiceofreason26748 күн бұрын
Meme videos Abt Rome are scared to talk about the huns
@RomanWojak6 күн бұрын
I fear no man, but the huns. They scare me
@Techtalk203020 сағат бұрын
@@MBerikk huns werent torks
@hạt_cải10 күн бұрын
Please make a Eastern Rome version: Visigoth ( with belisarius) Sassanids ( w and without Heraclius), Bulgaria ( w and without basil ii), Rashidun caliphate, umayyad caliphate, ottoman, vandals, Seljuk Turks, slavic Vikings, crusades
@RomanWojak9 күн бұрын
Soon, brother
@davidlietuva779910 күн бұрын
Aurelian was truly the best commander as emperor, sadly we didnt saw hes fight against sassanids.
@taboretPL3 күн бұрын
Loved Asterix refference
@asirry314411 күн бұрын
Aeatius (with the help of some Germanic tribes) barely defeat the Huns at the Catalonian plains 2:35
@артеммедведев-м7в11 күн бұрын
Romans sent ildico for eliminate attila
@asirry314411 күн бұрын
@@артеммедведев-м7в he wasnt elimenated by the romans, eather his spouse killed him< or he died off umm ahhh...... being too horn or from drinking too much
@radustavaru94064 күн бұрын
But the Romans were destroyed at utus in 447.
@RagnaCloud138 күн бұрын
2:04 Now bring Aurelian
@Diego-lt4wm6 күн бұрын
Iberians resisted Roman invasions for 300 years, unlike gauls who surrendered in 10 times less time
@irdorath3563 күн бұрын
From conquest of cisalpine Gaul to Caesar ~ 150 years. Plus the uprisings afterwards
@AghoRichard12 күн бұрын
Perfect 👌
@minestwenty7849Күн бұрын
Hey is this ranked by how good the enemies were moraly? Or by how much of a threat they were to the Romans?
@granitegobbler959 күн бұрын
Could you do the Celts??
@محمدیاسینباقری12 күн бұрын
Please do it for byzantine(eastern roman )
@RomanWojak11 күн бұрын
Already working on it
@Amirrezaaaaaaaa11 күн бұрын
عه یه هموطن
@محمدیاسینباقری6 күн бұрын
@@Amirrezaaaaaaaa بریم با هم امپراطوری رومو نابود کنیم
@jonbaxter22543 күн бұрын
Gauls gain +10 attack whenever a Brennus unit is placed on the map.
@bubalolo4 күн бұрын
What track at 2:50?
@kairadaud22986 күн бұрын
What is the song title started at 1:51 ??
@Demcik5 күн бұрын
Love the video although there are still some lackig people there: various Sarmatian tribes, Thracians, other Berbers than Numidians, Nabatean Kingdom, Galatians, Celts from northern Britain (Caledonians and Picts), some other important Germanic tribes (like Alamanni, Burgundians, Saxons, Langobards, Marcomanni, Suebi, Franks), Kingdom of Armenia. Also, saying that other Greeks than with Pyrrhus were a cake walk is oversimplification, no one will convince me that Achaean League was the same level of a threat as Kingdom of Makedonia or Seleucid Empire, even though Rome dealt with them quite easily.
@emmettrichardson419112 күн бұрын
What’s the song for the Jews slide?
@RomanWojak11 күн бұрын
Andrew Hulshuth - The Dark Lord (from Doom Eternal: The Ancient Gods OST)
@sneakysasquatch60148 күн бұрын
1:36 1:51 1:51 1:51 1:53 1:54 what’s the name of the music in this part of the video 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20 2:20
@DanielsheinkmanКүн бұрын
0:40 Is this Bück dish cover or something?
@zobandzeff11 күн бұрын
The Northern Germans were never conquered.
@ramtin515211 күн бұрын
1:35 Unlike what most people might think, Trajan's achievements in Mesopotamia weren't as great as his victories in Dacia He didn't even fight any battles there like he did in Dacia and faced no Parthian royal army or any other army sent by the king He just besieged cities with his vast army The Parthian empire at the time was divided in two with the eastern parts and some of the central provinces being taken by Vologases III and the western parts such as Mesopotamia, Atropatene, Media, Khuzistan/Elam and Armenia being taken by a usurper king called Osroes I (the one who started the war) Trajan attacked the Parthian empire when the Parthians were in a civil war (both because of the Parthian Osroes I who rebelled against the Parthian king and betrayed the treaty of Rhandeia) and were very weakened but still lost all the conquered cities to the Iranian rebels and some soldiers after he left Even during Trajan's invasion, the Parthians gained some victories Trajan failed to take Hatra, which avoided a total Parthian defeat and he himself was wounded during that siege Plus aside from Ctesiphon and Susa, the Parthians had five other capitals in the mainland of great Iran behind Zagros mountains The Parthian forces attacked key Roman positions, and Roman garrisons at Seleucia, Nisibis and Edessa were evicted by the local populaces and the Romans were pushed out of Mesopotamia with the defeat of Trajan's puppet king by the Parthians who reconquered all the territories that were lost to Rome during the invasion The treaty of Rhandeia which was agreed between the Parthians and Romans after the Roman defeat at the battle of Rhandeia was honored by Trajan's successor again According to this treaty, the Parthians choose a prince of the Arsacid dynasty as the king of Armenia and his crown was given to him by Romans, however the Parthians coronated the prince first in their own land His invasion ended in a stalemate at best
@RomanWojak10 күн бұрын
I know you're right but I still remember the first time I saw a map of rome after Trajans conquests. It was so beautiful 😍
@hc-ic1wl10 күн бұрын
in the celtiberians one it's missing one with Viriatus
@DEATHCHICKEN13372 күн бұрын
What do you mean by best and worst? Best as in friendliest or powerful? Worst as in most evil or weak?
@guilhermebraga97739 күн бұрын
Commodus was an Emperor, but did harm as some enemies. Nero too. We would be so much ahead if not for the dark ages that followed their downfall
@RayRandm778 күн бұрын
Carthage oh Carthage, if only Hannibal went straight to Rome and his peers didn't call for surrender, it would've been chaotic
@Userk2006 күн бұрын
Cartaghe state was too Corrupt
@RayRandm776 күн бұрын
@Userk200 I know and that's what led to their downfall
@irdorath3562 күн бұрын
Rome had half a million population or so by that time. You can siege perhaps one gate with the 20 000 Hannibal had.
@rsc.959611 күн бұрын
What’s the song here ? 3:00
@RomanWojak11 күн бұрын
Chopin - Funeral March
@johnrichardson7310Күн бұрын
Can you do the USA!
@David-ni5hj6 күн бұрын
Another instance o punchbagians (germanics and celts) been overglorified 😒
@jonbaxter22543 күн бұрын
Is it weird I still get sad whenever Aurelian.
@BooTleg_AristoCrat10 күн бұрын
Please offer the names of the music used
@nicocola28411 күн бұрын
0:30 did pyrrhus manage to do anything
@RomanWojak11 күн бұрын
Nope, but he was quite a pain in the a## for the early romans
@nicocola28411 күн бұрын
@@RomanWojak ok 《3
@johnrichardson73109 күн бұрын
He did kill a lot of romans soldiers!
@user-sx1fu9gw9i4 күн бұрын
if its uncanny does it mean that the enemies are stronger or weaker
@irdorath3563 күн бұрын
That means that Romans were incompetent
@irdorath3563 күн бұрын
That means the Romans were incompetent
@pac1fic0557 күн бұрын
Fact: Britons were famous for fighting while wearing pajamas.
@Acrow000010 күн бұрын
While watching this video I realise that past people were composed of 100% Giga chads 😭
@רפאלהערסשלהשכבהКүн бұрын
Bro the Jews managed to eliminate the 22nd Legion and the 9th Legion in the Bar Kochba Revolt 💀
@LordBurgerofFriesland8 күн бұрын
You forgot the Picts, and also Muslims if you count Byzantium
@leoniusmagno12 күн бұрын
Cimbri and teutoni but you have Gaio Marius 🔥 Zenobia but you have Aurelian 🗿 Sasanid and Vandals But you have BELISARIUS Praetorian guard but you have Costantinus
@ramtin515211 күн бұрын
Belisarius battles against the Sassanids Battle of Thannuris 528 (Sassanid victory) Battle of Mindouos 529 (Sassanid victory) Battle of Dara 530 (Roman victory) Battle of Callinicum 531 (Sassanid victory) Battle of Nisibis 541 (Sassanid victory) Siege of Sisauranon 541 (Draw, withdrawal of Belisarius army)
@soroushtorabi9810 күн бұрын
@@ramtin5152lol Bet bro was only heard of dara
@ramtin515210 күн бұрын
@@soroushtorabi98 Because there are several videos of it and they only show that battle alone Typical western Roman fanboys They barely talk about before or after that battle and even when they do, they do it in a way as if they're insignificant and that Dara was the most important battle of the century while it was just a setback The Sassanids had 30,000 at Thannuris while the Romans had over 40,000 I don't know how they consider 500 dead Immortals out of 10,000 as high casualties but Romans lost thousands and 800 of their higher ranking officers either died or got captured At Callinicum, the Sassanids had 15,000-20,000 men while the Romans had 20,000-25,000 At Nisibis, Belisarius had 12,000-15,000 men while the Sassanids had 4,000-5,000 At Sisauranon, he had 10,000-12,000 while the Sassanid defenders of the fort had 800-1,000 Wave after wave of attacks on the fort failed, and the garrison didn't give up until they ran out of supplies They made a deal with Belisarius and defected but Belisarius had to retreat due to high casualties and his arab allies abandoning him
@soroushtorabi9810 күн бұрын
@@ramtin5152 that's really sad that everyone refuses to talk about those wins The Sassanian win ratio was always higher than romans In fact rome was not that of a big deal for Sassanians, the eastern enemies were
@valorwarrior762812 күн бұрын
Praetorian guards are nothing if you have Emperor Constantine I.
@saaaaassss47682 күн бұрын
Where the arabs (The Rashidun Caliphate) Or is this the Roman Empire and the Western one, not the Eastern one?
@leermann3 күн бұрын
You forgot to add emperor Commodus but we have general Maximus.
@JohnnyWolfblood6 күн бұрын
Why are Celts always portrayed as super saiyan Hulk Hogans?
@chrisbokkom12 күн бұрын
how about best and worst provinces/allies
@RomanWojak11 күн бұрын
About provinces idk, but allies is a good idea
@maniteymory662812 күн бұрын
Parthian horse archers🤜🤛 sasanianed aswaran
@TheAnon0311 күн бұрын
Didn't the Romans crush Palmyra after she rebelled?
@ramtin515211 күн бұрын
Pay attention to the face That's an evil smile, not a terrified face
@TheAnon0311 күн бұрын
@@ramtin5152 But that is not a happy times bit of music.
@АрсенийХарькин-ч4м10 күн бұрын
The answer is Aurelian (in the end of the video)
@Лана-б8н10 күн бұрын
0:55 Kolskaya Sverhglubokaya…
@ItachiUchiha-y9u15 сағат бұрын
2:26 Shapur 1 Honest Reaction:Good Joke Sassanians Fought Rome For 700 Years
@EnelvisPinedo-qh4do12 күн бұрын
Battle of carhae 💀🦴☠️
@qalidurut72494 күн бұрын
The Pretorian guard would be ABOLISHED
@rickyfrench68444 күн бұрын
Aurelian negative diffs everything
@TheDarkLordOfMordor078 күн бұрын
Didn't include Viriato, Lusitanian leader and forfather of the Portuguese 🗿🗿🗿 who, despist only having limited resources, still managed to quick rome's ass for 9 straight years and they had to hire traitors to kill him since he couldn't be beaten in battle.
@meshirua4 күн бұрын
Praetorian Guard But you have Constantine
@jhmartinan441312 күн бұрын
1:51 music name?
@templomilitar11 күн бұрын
Its from a film but i dont remember wich
@RomanWojak11 күн бұрын
The Island - My name is Lincoln
@jhmartinan441311 күн бұрын
@@RomanWojak thx
@Bonjourrnoeo11 күн бұрын
What about early arabs from the rashidun caliphate ??
@RomanWojak11 күн бұрын
Don't they come later in byzantine times?
@andresmaynez306012 күн бұрын
Now do eastern Roman edition
@RomanWojak11 күн бұрын
Yeah, working on it. It is quite depressing, though☠
@andresmaynez306011 күн бұрын
@ i Can imagine, don’t forget to add the Bulgars and then Bulgars but with Basil II on your side, likewise Turks and Turks but with first crusade on your side. Or the sassanians and the sassanians but Heraclius is on your side
@RomanWojak10 күн бұрын
@@andresmaynez3060 Great Idea, thanks!
@andresmaynez306010 күн бұрын
@@RomanWojak one more, Arab cretes and Arab cretes but Nikephoros Phocas is on your side
@saguaro_alan95079 күн бұрын
Celt-iberians, ez 😂😂😂, (The guy that made the video frogot that the romans spend 200 years invading Spain)
@juancarlossanchez44548 күн бұрын
He forgot completely Numantia and Viriato.
@RomanWojak6 күн бұрын
Ok ok you got me, I am quite forgetful at times, especially when it's about this topic
@juancarlossanchez44546 күн бұрын
@@RomanWojak Local history, ok. But, what about Cimbrii and Teutonic's total annihilation? Besines, Mario created modern legions.
@MyLittleTierList-nz5vo3 күн бұрын
Praetorians but you have Constantine.
@rezaahmadi24776 күн бұрын
Shapur the first💀💀
@ExplorationOfAI9 күн бұрын
The Illyrians and Dacians were definitely some of their weakest opponents while the Sassanids and the Huns were by far the strongest.
@goche_sisto9912 күн бұрын
Parthians with surena💀
@ramtin515211 күн бұрын
@@goche_sisto99 With Artabanus IV
@goche_sisto9910 күн бұрын
@ramtin5152 and don't forget phraates iv
@ramtin515210 күн бұрын
@@goche_sisto99 As well as Vologases I and his brother Tiridates I
@HannibaldyhiaakseelКүн бұрын
I am a carthaginian imazighien north African
@orangegibusgaming11 күн бұрын
Roman patrols after they get ambushed by barbarians in a random forest, again: 💀
@nicolausg705811 күн бұрын
Aetius as ussual. The Terror of the Barbarians
@sali_dboy4 күн бұрын
⚔️Parthians and Sassanids⚔️
@emperorpalpatine75579 күн бұрын
This meme died 3 years ago
@masterjunky8639 күн бұрын
No
@sinaemad704412 күн бұрын
Parthians, sasanids, persians all iranian people🇮🇷
@valorwarrior762812 күн бұрын
Yes, Persians and Turkic peoples wrecking havoc on the Romans.
@Geoguy67812 күн бұрын
@@valorwarrior7628TURKIC? LMAO WHAT?
@ThePanEthiopian12 күн бұрын
@@Geoguy678Huns, Bulgars, Avars
@valorwarrior762812 күн бұрын
@@Geoguy678 Huns, Avars, Bulgars, Pechenegs, and Cumans. Weren't they Turkic? 🤡🤡🤡
@kubabrzyk242812 күн бұрын
Huns were mongolian bulgars and avars come a hundreds years later…..
@thomaskunz308912 күн бұрын
Oh the germanic tribes, oh the Batavi...
@Achaemenidsoldier8 күн бұрын
I deny everyone
@philburnell51484 күн бұрын
You forgot Armenia,Caucasian Albania,and Caucasian Iberia.
@arnodorian58315 күн бұрын
Make persian empires too
@Lrd_JacobusКүн бұрын
Asterix and Obelix would 2man everyone else :D
@_semih_10 күн бұрын
You forgot Turks, bri. Turks: *exists* Rome (Eastern part): *gulps*
@branlex13159 күн бұрын
No big achievemt to conquer the eastern roman empire if it literally was dying and allready colapsing
@_semih_9 күн бұрын
@branlex1315 Bro you absolutely have no knowledge of the History. The Seljuk Turks' victory over Byzantium at Manzikert was a crucial moment in the history. The Seljuks had to leave their foot soldiers in Levant region and Sultan Alparslan rallied with his mounted cavalry to reach the advancing Byzantine army. The Byzantine army outnumbered the Seljuk cavalry forces 4 to 1. But Seljuks crushed the Eastern Rome in Manzikert despite all the odds and the Emperor himself captured as a prisoner. Later, the Anatolian Seljuks were severely weakened by the Crusades but they still defeated the Byzantine attacks despite being outnumbered again. There are smaller battles between small Ottomans and Eastern Rome too where they were vastly outnumbered.
@branlex13159 күн бұрын
@@_semih_ when Memmet 2. conquerd constantinople, are you gonna tell me that the remains of the once great eastern roman empire where still a strong, big power? Really?
@_semih_9 күн бұрын
@@branlex1315 The conquest of Konstantinole is a late event. I'm talking about the Seljuk and early Ottoman era 🤦♂️ lol. Bro you really should learn some history before spread misinformation
@JAT30247 күн бұрын
2:32 turks💪🏻🇦🇿🇰🇿🇹🇲🇭🇺🇰🇬🇺🇿🇹🇷🤘🏻🐺
@TomHawks-k8l12 күн бұрын
Britons were the only ones that defeated Julius Cesar
@Pyotr162112 күн бұрын
Defeated? He just left
@hexeldev12 күн бұрын
@@Pyotr1621He left basically defeated
@Pyotr162112 күн бұрын
@@hexeldev Since when imposing tributes and establishing client states is considered as "being defeated"?
@user3972812 күн бұрын
@@Pyotr1621 Sounds like the US in Afghanistan or Iraq
@Pyotr162112 күн бұрын
@@user39728 Sounds like the US my ass. Caesar's campaigns put Britain in Roman sphere of influence and prepared the ground for Claudius final conquest. Don't make these two situations equal.
@Diego-lt4wm6 күн бұрын
Anglos downgrading hispanics as always 😂
@Deibi07811 күн бұрын
vandals and goths 🌚🌚💀 but u have Belisarius on ur side 🗿🗿🗿 but the Sassanids attack from the eastern front 🌚
@ramtin515211 күн бұрын
Belisarius battles against the Sassanids Battle of Thannuris 528 (Sassanid victory) Battle of Mindouos 529 (Sassanid victory) Battle of Dara 530 (Roman victory) Battle of Callinicum 531 (Sassanid victory) Battle of Nisibis 541 (Sassanid victory) Siege of Sisauranon 541 (Draw, withdrawal of Belisarius army)
@Deibi07811 күн бұрын
Trajan 🐐
@ramtin515211 күн бұрын
Unlike what most people might think, Trajan's achievements in Mesopotamia weren't as great as his victories in Dacia He didn't even fight any battles there like he did in Dacia and faced no Parthian royal army or any other army sent by the king He just besieged cities with his vast army The Parthian empire at the time was divided in two with the eastern parts and some of the central provinces being taken by Vologases III and the western parts such as Mesopotamia, Atropatene, Media, Khuzistan/Elam and Armenia being taken by a usurper king called Osroes I (the one who started the war) Trajan attacked the Parthian empire when the Parthians were in a civil war (both because of the Parthian Osroes I who rebelled against the Parthian king and betrayed the treaty of Rhandeia) and were very weakened but still lost all the conquered cities to the Iranian rebels and some soldiers after he left Even during Trajan's invasion, the Parthians gained some victories Trajan failed to take Hatra, which avoided a total Parthian defeat and he himself was wounded during that siege Plus aside from Ctesiphon and Susa, the Parthians had five other capitals in the mainland of great Iran behind Zagros mountains The Parthian forces attacked key Roman positions, and Roman garrisons at Seleucia, Nisibis and Edessa were evicted by the local populaces and the Romans were pushed out of Mesopotamia with the defeat of Trajan's puppet king by the Parthians who reconquered all the territories that were lost to Rome during the invasion The treaty of Rhandeia which was agreed between the Parthians and Romans after the Roman defeat at the battle of Rhandeia was honored by Trajan's successor again According to this treaty, the Parthians choose a prince of the Arsacid dynasty as the king of Armenia and his crown was given to him by Romans, however the Parthians coronated the prince first in their own land His invasion ended in a stalemate at best
@magyarorszag99089 күн бұрын
0:25 ☕🗿
@viikinki82043 күн бұрын
Romans worst enemy: romans
@KlausTheArcticFox2 күн бұрын
Niedersachsen 🖤❤💛
@ComradTaylor5 күн бұрын
Aurelian could defeat any Roman enemy. and would have restored Rome.
@mk78752 күн бұрын
Eh this meme died long ago my dude, get a new one
@scipi_o8 күн бұрын
so ottoman is the final boss?
@RomanWojak6 күн бұрын
No, the final boss is ottomans..... with cannons
@thelevantine72219 күн бұрын
Attila 💀
@SergeoPanterArm12 күн бұрын
Добавь Армяня они тоже протявостояли Риму, но только во время правления Тиграна II
@ramtin515211 күн бұрын
Battle of Rhandeia
@SergeoPanterArm11 күн бұрын
@ramtin5152 this too
@ramtin515211 күн бұрын
@@SergeoPanterArm Yes, though it was a Parthian-Armenian victory which established the Arsacid dynasty of Armenia