25:22 Lindsay’s stroke 34:38 Jack "Get the fuck out of my house" Pattillo 39:48 “Motherfuckin’ Dusk Boys pu- ANGHAYAUGH” 50:07 Geoff’s steak 53:39 First mic attack 1:07:03 Matt's exorcism 1:28:20 I'd rather not explain 2:10:29 real quick, did Michael just call Jeremy “Jerry”? 2:14:27 Second mic attack 2:23:17 Third mic attack 2:28:15 that creeper was in on it! 2:32:10 that is such a Michael response to a bunch of Gavin noises. 3:03:49 Verne on a chicken
@cmatthewb1035 жыл бұрын
I'm in tears and I'm only 5 minutes in. "Jack!... I mean Michael.... I didn't want to talk to you" and "What's a donut box" "A box you put donuts in" :,)
@iwritethings10185 жыл бұрын
cmatthewb103 can confirm, i am from georgia, we DO have donut boxes ryan’s brain is just fried from his kids
@REddff24 жыл бұрын
44:24 Trevor had a .399625% chance of spawning 4 chicks from 1 egg, I’ve never seen that happen before. It blow my mind
@alldayagain Жыл бұрын
Oh my God, I never realized that it was multiple chickens
@touroleite99208 ай бұрын
It’s way more common than that
@TuffMelon6 ай бұрын
@@touroleite9920 No, the number is accurate. Its a 12.5% chance of a chick in an egg, and if that happens its a further ~3% chance of having four in one egg. So a 3% chance of a 12% chance, or 0.0039 out of 1. 0.39% chance. But put in a more digestable number, its about one every just over 200 eggs.
@anthonypybus29185 ай бұрын
50:26 51:54 51:54 53:03
@DragonFireStrike4 жыл бұрын
The first few episode were like, pure AH. 3 different conversations happening, jokes only like 1 other person heard and laughed at, continuing a joke to absurd degrees, random singing, snark and outrage, and of course Flubs.
@Mercy_Plays_YT4 жыл бұрын
I love that when Michael broke the keyboard over his knee, he wasn't sure if Gav was actually hurt and you can hear the genuine tone of his 'are you alright?' Boissssssss!
@jociepelfresne62572 жыл бұрын
I did not appreciate achieveland enough when it was first coming out but now I've watched this complication like 10 times this week
@cbyzand4 жыл бұрын
21:14 Geoff screaming at Alfredo to accept his “compliment” had me howling when I first watched this Minecraft, and I’m howling again. Geoff is a comic genius.
@ashleypark95722 жыл бұрын
6:45 tons of bleeps 32:00 don’t talk over each other 36:45 axial twat 57:40 DONT WATCH IT WITH IRIS 1:06:00 my wife is pixelated 2:30:30 gav slittie & the bird 2:31:55 keyboard smashing 2:39:39 candyland 2:55:00 drunk jeremy singing
@GeminiRosche5 жыл бұрын
I love Jeremy singing “what a wonderful world” 2:55:07
@gabimurray59555 жыл бұрын
He was drunk as hell too
@Reblwitoutacause5 жыл бұрын
I loved him singing Forever at 23:48
@aj_killjoy3 жыл бұрын
The only thing I can think of is my parents should’ve used Jeremy’s version instead of the original
@danielschultz61775 жыл бұрын
All the jokes about Geoff being divorced were both hilarious, and very dark. Poor Geoff
@stevensmith33765 жыл бұрын
Wait Geoff is divorced?
@bobclunt49335 жыл бұрын
RememberKWS 2013 what!?. 😂
@onefairyfan875 жыл бұрын
Yorak _Hunt Been divorced for a while
@cmrobbins885 жыл бұрын
Geoff and Griffin had an amicable split. They’re still friends but they just weren’t in each other’s lives enough to continue their marriage. Geoff took it pretty hard for a little while.
@ryanclancey57925 жыл бұрын
Ryan:"i probably only had 1 kid last time we played this" Michael:'"i don't even think i was married when the last part came out" Geoff:"heh, i was" "Hahahahaha" LW-Jack: "everything's different!!!" Super mario bros jUly
@lytra_5 жыл бұрын
This is what I watch when I’m doing projects, good content, don’t need to watch all the time, but it gets me through the day
@Thetruekap5025 жыл бұрын
"I slit it matt" maintains its spot at the funniest thing gavin has ever said
@airbornebovine5 жыл бұрын
My god, I'd forgotten the carnage that was candyland. Having Jack just telling everyone to go then telling Matt to shut the fuck up while drunk Jeremy serenades no one was spectacular.
@clayheinzerling18525 жыл бұрын
45:18 Jack: "We'll be here for like 200 episodes!" Yeah how'd that work out for ya?
@Reblwitoutacause3 жыл бұрын
Insert anime butterfly meme “Is this Skyfactory/Stoneblock?”
@adamd58495 жыл бұрын
Messin with Jacksquatch was an amazing episode
@crownregis5 жыл бұрын
The general lee horn substituted with dusk was amazing. The dusk boys broke the shit outta Jack
@corbinselanne79905 жыл бұрын
Three idiots, led by The Chief Team-Killer of Achievement Hunter, versus Jacksquatch the Biker Builder, SPARTAN-II Dexter Grif the Lazy Red, Matt the MegaCrafter, Double-O Mogar, and Rimmy Tim
@onemuststand73535 жыл бұрын
@@corbinselanne7990 Double O Mogar is the car. Michael is just Mogar.
@corbinselanne79905 жыл бұрын
@@onemuststand7353 The roster of Achieveland as of right now consists of Mogar the Breegull-toting bear warrior, Lindsay the cat-loving Wild Card, MegaCrafter Supreme and dead horse trainer Matt Bragg, Captain Siege Diaz, RocketMan Collins, Jacksquatch the Biker Builder with a Mr. Wilson side thanks to the Dusk Boys, SPARTAN-II Dexter Grif the Lazy Red of Blood Gulch, Rimmy Tim the part-drunk part-luchador who's mastered GMod, and The Chief Team-Killer of Achievement Hunter
@generictimestamperstupendi90214 жыл бұрын
@@corbinselanne7990 wheres ryan in that , he team killer?
@Chris_Vntg5 жыл бұрын
46:40 "stop being such a tiny penis person" the best Jeremy laugh
@Henry-Kuren5 жыл бұрын
The Lindsey stroke bit was the best
@generictimestamperstupendi90214 жыл бұрын
when?
@brandonclark37003 жыл бұрын
@@generictimestamperstupendi9021 25:22
@DKiSAerospaceHistory3 жыл бұрын
@@brandonclark3700 I like how you had to say that to a guy named "timestamper"
@jaykorner13912 жыл бұрын
No literally right after that
@coolkyle20015 жыл бұрын
There should be a shirt that just says "you can say *beeeep*"
@alexv07145 жыл бұрын
what do you think the beep(s) was
@IncorporationXII5 жыл бұрын
Alex Vickrey well I thought it was pretty clear that they were saying...wait for it.... beep. No but seriously I think they were talking about mongoloids.
@Psychopatrick885 жыл бұрын
@@IncorporationXII mongoloid or negroid. When Lindsay was talking about skull shapes, those are both different skull types.
@omnitrixian2 жыл бұрын
A shirt that says “You can’t put CENSORED on a shirt!”
@jasondamrau99438 ай бұрын
@@alexv07144 years late but I'm pretty sure the term they were using was negroid
@generictimestamperstupendi90215 жыл бұрын
really hope ryans best plot twist reveal is here "You are *_ALL_* Edgar" *edit its **1:33:40* thanks Jesse Saunders if anyone knows the timestamp if it is in here mind telling me for future use? Edit: I retract , that is now Ryans SECOND best plot twist reveal
@jessesaunders70435 жыл бұрын
1:33:42
@generictimestamperstupendi90215 жыл бұрын
@@jessesaunders7043 Thank you!
@generictimestamperstupendi90214 жыл бұрын
i retract , that is now Ryans 2nd best plot twist reveal
@stormhawkdude4 жыл бұрын
@@generictimestamperstupendi9021 well I mean "Best" may not be the correct word to use.
@generictimestamperstupendi90213 жыл бұрын
2:28:11 Zombie Creeper combo , funniest audio death
@josephrocheleau10119 ай бұрын
Came here to remember the good days. Sad it’s ending after all these years. I’m only 4 years older than RT so we grew up together 😢
@colynrobinson2126 ай бұрын
That's sad. Shame you base your life around a bunch of morons who don't give two shits about the people they called fans for years and literally will never give a shit about again.
@ijustyap3 ай бұрын
@@colynrobinson212 at 0 point in that comment did they imply basing their life around rooster teeth
@austin49325 жыл бұрын
25:59 is the best lindsay moment ever, change my mind
@GeminiRosche5 жыл бұрын
Austin for your information... fkrnrhainrrovudnwpfusneofjsclwd dneneodkfjrovmeidsbsodmsjvidjzlxndntoskwpwdmhoapwmv
@ethanswoyer87295 жыл бұрын
Nah it's "widdle sawsage"
@Reblwitoutacause5 жыл бұрын
Lindsay sabotaging Lindsay Wins 1st video, first race, when they ALL bet on her is a good competitor
@aj_killjoy3 жыл бұрын
“Dooley-fuckerrrrrrrrrr” will always be my favorite Lindsay line
@devoncarreiro3505 жыл бұрын
3:43:33 Probably the most impressive and well timed killing in all of minecraft
@disaster9885 жыл бұрын
8:18 Trevor's David Bowie bit
@stevevhviet5 жыл бұрын
1:28:15 that Jeremy's camera angle lul xD 1:33:41 Ryan: "This means they're all Edgar. hehe.." 2:09:40 Jeremy:" Get away from me, chickens. I took seeds out upstairs accidentally. " xD 2:10:24 *Don't take out seed* - Jeremy
@thejayster72605 жыл бұрын
In the beginning when Geoff tried to make a sword upside down made me cry, laugh, and tear my hair out all at the same time! XD
@tuxedomask78924 ай бұрын
Hearing Geoff kind of yell at Michael will always be a shock because it’s so rare lol. You can tell Michael really cared about what Geoff says too because he always goes very quiet when he did get the very rare venom.
@tuxedomask78924 ай бұрын
Also Lindsay’s paper man joke was perfect I wish she had gotten a bigger laugh. I can’t help but laugh every time 😂 47:53
@eliflores98195 жыл бұрын
3:19:11 One of my favorite moments in this whole thing
@avian91865 жыл бұрын
2:54:58 is one of mine
@theathen62605 жыл бұрын
i enjoy these longer comps, good background noise while doing the days chores and such
@shyguypro98763 жыл бұрын
I love how much of the Candyland episode was in this. That episode was absolute gold. It was such a dissent into utter madness.
@mikeadkins97765 жыл бұрын
6:50 when skull classifications lead to like thirty bleeps
@JacOfArts4 жыл бұрын
Mike Adkins classic question but do you know what they might be talking about? The name of a skull structure that’s also an offensive word?
@KojiKillerYT4 жыл бұрын
Slash Command Studios it was “Negroid” there’s Caucasoid and Mongoloid which would be people of Caucasian and Asian decent lmao, and Negroid structure is of African decent
@macweldon66434 жыл бұрын
@@KojiKillerYT 'I've never heard the word "negroid" used as an insult, at least in north america, and that's what their conversation seems to imply. I think it's more likely that they were saying "mongoloid" which is sometimes used as a colloquial slur for someone who is mentally challenged.
@generictimestamperstupendi90214 жыл бұрын
@@macweldon6643 even if its not used as an insult much now , its still kinda eehhhhhhh maybe dont have the room of 80% white guys say Negroid
@Reblwitoutacause2 жыл бұрын
I’m like, 90% sure they were saying mongoloid.
@stardustcomet47145 жыл бұрын
"Michael, please... It's Pedofillius Erectus." -Lindsey Jones 2019
@alldayagain7 ай бұрын
Looking back, i'm glad he got his groove back He deserves love 😊
@Whalev15 жыл бұрын
I love how for almost an entire minute it was just bleeped
@Jygerthe2nd5 жыл бұрын
57:59 "999! They're watching Pinhead!" XD
@crownregis5 жыл бұрын
"You kaan't do that, she's a Bayby
@corbinselanne79905 жыл бұрын
2:28:19 That's twice now that Jack got the business end of James Doakes' signature line in getting killed in a video game, it happened to him once in a Rainbow Six Vegas 2 video.
@jjonak21565 жыл бұрын
I somehow continue to wake up in the night and this is always playing or about to play
@crownregis5 жыл бұрын
I know i fall asleep watching the new content and i wake up to check my phone and im in the middle of this comp
@TilerYo5 жыл бұрын
Ditto
@RealRadioOnlyOnRealizmTV9 ай бұрын
It’s officially over after 21 years. Absolute legends I can’t wait for future creators to reference them for years to come
@austincrews38495 жыл бұрын
Understanding what Lindsey meant by skull types, the bleeped word was negroid. It is a scientific term, but it's considered dated and has been changed to congoid because it IS considered somewhat offensive.
@XoticXTC2 жыл бұрын
"PUT THAT ON A SHIRT"
@jameshersom25362 жыл бұрын
People from Latin America and Easter Asia and Polynesia have an extra bone on the back of the head. European people have 4 plats the connect and they have 5. It’s about an inch by an inch long.
@ItsMKSBaby Жыл бұрын
This is a deep fake
@crazyaboutthomas Жыл бұрын
i thought it was mongoloid tbh
@mr.pissshivers Жыл бұрын
Nega please
@drakkiusgaming4 жыл бұрын
That James laugh in Team Rocket's Rockets was shockingly good.
@thicccheese40075 жыл бұрын
Bleeping random words in sentences that don't need to be censored makes changes the entire sentence. Example being: I love babies. Now with a random beep: I *beep* babies. See, told ya
@christiandell47124 жыл бұрын
19:19 that smooth criminal had me dying
@wolfgangvallick56664 жыл бұрын
I only know Geoff was saying "Negroid" was because of the fact I randomly looked up the names for major groups of ethnicities and the skulls were also described.
@jakeutendorf55254 жыл бұрын
Im prettt sure he was saying "Mongoloid"
@RockZombieIAm4 жыл бұрын
I didn't know he was saying negroid until Lindsay said Lindsay something about skulls so she made it worse lol
@Burning0Lilac4 жыл бұрын
Definetly outdated regardless of if it was metroid or mongoloid. Those terms havent been used in anthropology for years.
@rabidslurpy4 жыл бұрын
But what did Fredo say?
@kira-dk2mx5 жыл бұрын
"All the way up!" The speed at which they caught on to that phrase was amazing.
@MexicanoLive4 жыл бұрын
Kind of sad that we can’t visit achievement city anymore and that this one is also gone too now
@0101timmy5 жыл бұрын
Trevor: He hit me in the eyeball! EYE SAW IT!
@trevormacintosh60945 жыл бұрын
I wonder if they'll ever go back to this after they destroy the world in galacticraft.
@SnakeArtists5 жыл бұрын
Someday...ryan will ruined galaticcraft for good after he makes a biggest nuke luncher
@tuxedomask78925 жыл бұрын
Ryan now has a nuclear missile with infinite ammo and I mean nuclear not the anvil one. So yeah probably soonish lol.
@atpyro79205 жыл бұрын
Once Ryan hits everyone with the biggest nuke he can make. Which is two levels above his current one.
@crownregis5 жыл бұрын
I think one of the many reasons they went to galacticraft was so they can prep and plan out all the Achieveland vids. So that way they have a safety net of galacticraft before they start re releasing achieveland vids and making more in the future
@atpyro79205 жыл бұрын
@@crownregis It might also be that they've basically done everything in vanilla Minecraft beyond huge complex machinery that tends to slow the world down faster than hitting the brakes (pulling a Dwarf Fortress). Mods, on the other hand, they haven't (see Sky Factory)
@Jygerthe2nd5 жыл бұрын
3:03:49 "WHY AM I BEING ATTACKED BY A VERN ON A CHICKEN?!?!?!" Fucking DYING over here. XD
@Ctrl_F_U_24 жыл бұрын
The part that made me nearly burst a lung was when Geoff was being attacked by a Vern on a chicken at 3:03:50
@zachburton90015 жыл бұрын
23:43 best part
@Tinguspingusdumbledore5 жыл бұрын
Matt is so unintentionally funny
@Quill_782 ай бұрын
I miss theses everyday 😢
@zach23ize5 жыл бұрын
I have not watched this yet, but if it doesn't have Gav's "axialtwat" comment in it, this video is a waste of time
@Zeffers7165 жыл бұрын
It does
@alexsmith-x9c5 жыл бұрын
36:48
@SnakeArtists5 жыл бұрын
Trev: what does bowie sound like? Me: goddamn trev! XD
@rainy22575 жыл бұрын
And the man returns and graces us with AH content yet again!
@iainrickwood26233 жыл бұрын
39:17 hits a lil different now...
@ethanmagdaleno53325 жыл бұрын
"Do one" is one of my favorite British insults Edit: 57:50 best conversation ever
@generictimestamperstupendi90215 жыл бұрын
same ill dial 999 first off that just sends ICE after you
@josh-ym8oi5 жыл бұрын
Achieveland revived the groups whole attitude towards Minecraft
@aggrobernd5 жыл бұрын
2:18:40 jack taking it all the way back to grandmaster melle mel and the furious five. respect
@jordand82905 жыл бұрын
Aggro Bernd it’s Grandmaster Flash not Melle Mel. Still love Melle Mel though 👍
@aggrobernd5 жыл бұрын
@@jordand8290 " When originally released on Sugar Hill Records, the record was credited to Grandmaster & Melle Mel (some international issues carried the credit Grandmaster Flash & Melle Mel). This was done to mislead the general public into believing that Grandmaster Flash participated on the record,[3] when in fact he played no part and had already left the Sugar Hill Records label the previous year." Taken from the wikipedia site of the song. But yeah, technically you're right in a way
@jordand82905 жыл бұрын
@@aggrobernd Thanks for letting me know 🤙
@aggrobernd5 жыл бұрын
@@jordand8290 no problem dog. Peace, love, unity, having fun all the way
@Jygerthe2nd5 жыл бұрын
3:03:48 *WHY AM I BEING ATTACKED BY A VERN ON A CHICKEN?!* XD
@adicquaellis51845 жыл бұрын
38:49 that actually made me jump 😂😂😂
@desmond33994 жыл бұрын
I clicked on the time stamp and it still made me jump
@eli5528 Жыл бұрын
"Why did you knock on my door with stage 4 cancer" That is awful lmao
@Jumf14 жыл бұрын
The bleep bit, in my opinion, is funnier with the bleeps than it would be without
@generictimestamperstupendi90215 жыл бұрын
kinda sad that they didnt spend as much in Achieveland as youd thought due to Galacticraft taking a little less than half the year 2:51:10 Jaren the creator of the stardew valley tv intro and this
@Haptic_Sensation5 жыл бұрын
"What's the one for hot though?" *AAAAHHHHH!*
@asmrwithsquidy9804 жыл бұрын
all the fucking bleeping gets me every time
@ntgman54655 жыл бұрын
2:52:16 old rage quit is coming back lol
@WEM20165 жыл бұрын
Heh. Jack “Surprise motherf*cker” Patillo got surprise-motherf*cker-ed. 2:28:20
@suchageekblog4 жыл бұрын
Congrats on a million, mate!
@DaronP.9597 ай бұрын
i cant believe achieveland was 5 years ago
@jordanwhite79714 жыл бұрын
Lets take a moment to appreciate that Michael has a Banjo skin and Lindsay has Kazooie skin
@stubblefieldJR4 жыл бұрын
No
@TCBK4164 жыл бұрын
@@stubblefieldJR so edgy
@nickrayer37763 жыл бұрын
Its the literal definition of a couple's costume
@TheMadScorpyon4 жыл бұрын
still favorite moment was when the dusk boys conversation started and Michael said we need a Jeremy going ape shit meter and Jeremy just goes Blehhhhh!
@irisclaudia39655 жыл бұрын
I LOST it at "Axial twat"
@DaPoopinator4 жыл бұрын
Drunk Jeremy has to be the highlight of this video
@lukeferguson11865 жыл бұрын
from 1:40:00 to about 1:51:33 sounds like child birth
@alldayagain Жыл бұрын
I remember watching the Wipeout Part 2 while helping my dad cut grass for my grandpa. Specifically downloading a section on wifi and watching it out of data range
@Ruhhhhhhhhhhhh5 жыл бұрын
I hope ray is doing well
@MissRadi0active5 жыл бұрын
I'm only 1:17:38 in and Ive been laughing so hard constantly 😂 well done 😂😂
@analgeorgjr41495 жыл бұрын
thank u sm for making this I probably would have never seen new minecraft if not for this videos.... but way too much time on ghast hunting
@GAMBANJUJJJ4 жыл бұрын
3 time king winner jack patillo has refused to make a king series on gta and minecraft
@CaptainLog5 жыл бұрын
Only Jack Patillo would be upset about a spoiler for a fifteen year old movie with Paris Hilton.
@chrisbang24045 жыл бұрын
Anyone know if someone has cut together the "yeah" album yet?
@optimistprime31925 жыл бұрын
I need this album more than I once thought.
@markfolan4284 жыл бұрын
1:52:10 Geoff saying “OG-Port” for original portal
@Risico165 жыл бұрын
Fucking Jeremy's Louis Armstrong impression. I just got my wisdom teeth out and I think I just ripped out the stiches from laughing too hard
@6insertnamehere95 жыл бұрын
Godamn I wanna see the raw footage from that whole censored bit
@TheBaegislash5 жыл бұрын
The initial word Jack and Lindsay were talking about was probably "Mongoloid," if it matters to you
@DaekoTan5 жыл бұрын
I can't remember how many times I replayed them singing "I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus"
@jasondamrau9943 Жыл бұрын
Matt as Santa absolutely killed ot
@Noble85223 жыл бұрын
3:38:58 “ stop Michael makes me feel bad “ 😂😂
@whaledong24234 жыл бұрын
57:45 my fav moment by far
@drivesloud79583 жыл бұрын
1:56:39 first time i noticed michael lighting the fire
@felicityedwards130629 күн бұрын
Future me, the "no interrupting" bit starts here 32:21
@Derglesnaf13 күн бұрын
*Only memories left here…*
@Punch5214 жыл бұрын
My god, I could watch the candy land but forever
@Jodeadible5 жыл бұрын
they seemed to somehow forget that building other portals in the nether realm spawn you further away in the overworld trying to transport that ghast.
@Tyler-dp9dv4 жыл бұрын
Rewatching this, I'm actually surprised none of Big Dick Dooley made it in besides some comments alluding to it after it happened.
@Jygerthe2nd5 жыл бұрын
2:05:11 That woulda scared the shit outta me if I was Jack right there. I hate thunder and lightning.
@miarm12465 жыл бұрын
This whole video is so chaotic
@MegaKrayZay11 ай бұрын
2:54:58 Jack: Matt, Go! Matt: Wait hold on- Jack: Shut the f*** up!
@thesimpsons174 жыл бұрын
'Buncha fucking snowflakes cant take a noodling!' ~ Ryan Haywood