Best Dale Jr Quotes #1

[@cruiserdude16]

“If my wheel comes off and I crash into the fence, I get to smash every single one of you with a hammer” Gets me every time lol

[@johnathanbryan7015]

CruiserDude16 sounded just like his daddy.

[@DixietheGoat9]

@@johnathanbryan7015 He maybe called Jr but he's still Dale Earnhardt

[@Da_SpongeGun]

@@DixietheGoat9 not exactly

[@Whatruacop97]

“This race reminds me of when I tried flying a remote control helicopter for the first time I didn’t know what the (expletive) was going on” That’s my favorite quote

[@ecardona53]

5:37 "What're y'all doin'? Buttfuckin'? Playin' patty cake back there?" That gets me every damn time...

[@travisoliver2288]

"I was about to try that apron." LMFAO

[@Stratocoaster08]

I love how proud he is of driving the shaft without the wheel lol. He wasn't even mad! Haha

[@DavidJameson89]

"Tell that #24 to stand on it!" LOL, no doubt a reference to the crappy restarts Gordon had late in his career.

[@ljacks0264]

4:21 “IM TRYING TO F***ING GET AWAY FROM HER TJ, IM WRECKIN!!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@partytime11]

I love the Fontana one "Ha Ha! That was fucking funny. That 33 just cleaned him out." That was so fucking funny watching that

[@milestetil2198]

Shawn hanndy

[@rubbermaidable]

You can tell by his comments his dad was probably pretty hard on him as a kid.

[@charlescain4586]

If every dad was like that these days, just imagine

[@Chase_H]

@@charlescain4586 I had an electricity teacher years ago that was old school like that and everybody hated him except me. I was used to it the way I was raised but all the stuck up kids these days don't know nothing about respect

[@TheBeigeBox]

That’s a man who knows what he’s doing and what he wants, and he instilled it in his son as well

[@HydraDominus]

"You need to calm it down a little bit" 😂

[@jordany7018]

“Is f****ng Brett out here in a f****ng race car ??” 😂😂

[@Tommy23269]

The most mad he’s ever been

[@liberalssuck3155]

That made me laugh,Jr has a lot of money but pretty humble and down to earth,thanks for video

[@christopherkrol6515]

He has a broken hand "eh walk it out"

[@weston9106]

Christopher Krol walk it off

[@grandcouncilorvarmon4495]

1:00 that line right there is part of what cost dale his 04 championship

[@DixietheGoat9]

That and that incident with Carl Edwards

[@iillestrs2153]

I don’t look at the gauges, I just look out the front window and sometimesssss, I look out the back 😂

[@MasterJennaMcLain]

I honestly think that's something Dale Sr. would say.

[@rtpgunner2979]

"im tryin to get away from her tj... Shit ! Too funny

[@ljacks0264]

“IM WRECKIN!!!” 😂😂😂

[@jackward168]

2019 Talladega- “These Giant Ass Spoilers”

[@dylanwebb5352]

2:09 reminds me of the time I swapped a clutch in my s-10 for the first time & proceeded to drive it from New Mexico to Illinois back home. I got the truck drivable, but I did't have enough time to bleed the slave cylinder like it's supposed to be, but I had to drive it. It still shifted, but it was terrible. I remember making a wrong exit as I had a crappy tracfone at the time for my gps. I turned on the wrong exit somewhere in Tulsa , then got super mad at my semi-operational transmission, trying to shift through Tulsa & get where I wanted to go. The truck was so bad, I had to double clutch & pray it'd go in gear. Dale Jr's frustration brings me back to that moment & it's the funniest thing now that it's over.

[@onyxamish9043]

“Get your phone out” going 175 mph 😂😂

[@TheGammingPie]

I died when he said "Them Big ass Spoilers!"

[@Nfulks96]

I get Tourettes Guy vibes with some of the straight random things he would say lol

[@DixietheGoat9]

TJ:Bret says the track is clear, Ha ha. JR:IS (expletive) BRET OUT HERE IN A (expletive) RACE CAR!?

[@jacksonharvey1225]

“what the fuckin...shyyyit!” -Jr.

[@elarr8733]

I was working my volume roller like a club DJ until the one that blew me out of my seat.

[@choose3373]

Same

[@superbird4351]

No one: Dale Jr: Get your phone out! Get your phone out!

[@joshawott331]

Honestly Dale wasn't my favorite growing up.. but steering the car by the shaft was badass

[@zaymclovin4178]

Well it don’t mean shit now daddy had won here 10 times

[@johnnydobbs1399]

Yeah and nascar docked him points for saying the word shit on live air .now days that's routine.

[@frmnNnj]

“I was about to try that apron”

[@johnnydobbs1399]

I was at Bristol in 04 dale's spotter come over the radio and says you got one car length between you and the 20 car dale said I can see just fine who's in front of me I want to know who the fuck is behind me our do I need to turn around and look and do that too!

[@victorjr8004]

The fact that everyone was going faster that Jimmie and truex jr with jr makes me laugh

[@williamiscool4011]

"SLIDE JOB!!!"

[@KF6LIL]

Dale jr is like the everyday automobile driver and any commercial vehicle on the interstate freeway's and or expressway's dealing with life stressful situation driving..

[@thomasturner9524]

The one with the hammer was definitely his daddy coming out lol

[@DixietheGoat9]

He maybe called Jr. but he's still Dale Earnhardt

[@souless08]

"walk it off" LOL

[@sandiegotrafficlightstrain354]

Dale Jr had problems with his car that no one ever had before.

[@peppyluscious]

"grabbed the shaft" lol

[@failtolawl]

Can't a guy have his own fucking identity without people having to compare him to other people? That would drive me nuts.

[@blakeisawesome95]

I firmly believe that if Steve Letarte would’ve stayed on with JR instead of going into commentary, they would’ve won a title.

[@ianmccarthy1323]

You forgot Driveonbackupthruther from after the Daytona busch race in 06. One of my favorites

[@prestonbrady7711]

I love Dale

[@nancygirard86]

Me to

[@iillestrs2153]

I was about to try that apron 😂😂

[@DixietheGoat9]

Jr man Hes a Lovable Goof

[@ebc5292]

Eric Monaco I have never heard him say something mean about another driver

[@DixietheGoat9]

TheEvilButtchicken Thats why people like him

[@ACHS300]

What race was the clip at 3:50 from

[@spencer9003]

2016 July Daytona race

[@roymcdre9180]

Was the quote at 1:52 for the 78,maybe regan then, or jimmie lol wtf

[@corvettelovertopdrives]

5:36

[@johnnydobbs1399]

Yeah he's got a broken hand .tell him to walk it off!

[@musicalbenjiman]

4:48 is my favorite

[@rubatowolf1170]

He took the words right out of my mouth when he described Logano and his driving. He's in over his head every time he takes a corner. Hell, Kyle Busch can attest to that too. Only he made him pay for it with his face at Vegas this season. Deserved every bit of it too.

[@arranmc182]

*my hand is raw a fuck* not the best thing to say after talking about grabbing shafts lmao

[@charlescain4586]

Damn Dale, john Wayne ain't got nothing on you and your DAD..... True badass right there boa

[@CanYouFoush]

GETCHA PHONE OUT

[@billdocos3302]

"It don't mean shit right now..." cost him a championship. NASCAR just couldn't handle it if he became more popular than France's little pet JG. Of course, he was far more so than little jeffy could ever imagine.

[@slyguythreeonetwonine3172]

"My hand is raw as fuck!" : Every 12 year old boy on Earth.

[@CitySlicker34]

New #1: SLIDE JAWB

[@branon6565]

How the hell y'all do all those adjustments, and it's worse? Shit pisses me off....lmmfao damn that's funny....

[@elibright3403]

I was think about doing this

[@Colin_decker]

the one at kentucky where he says "how can we be this fu**ed up" is my video from my channel. I don't care if u use it as long as u shout me out in the description. but nice dake jr video👍

[@MinisterManDan]

Who was the 31 car he was referring to? Did he mean Mike Skinner?

[@dcstar7772]

I believe Robbie Gordon....

[@DixietheGoat9]

Yeah it was Robbie Gordon

[@snowman374th]

6:57 Lap down racing the leader. Well fuck yeah Dale! The race isn't over until the last lap. And being lapped is not a good thing. Being last is better than being last AND a lap down let alone many.. haha.. Multiple laps down get you an easy pass. haha.. When you've won 40 times maybe it doesn't matter anymore. But until then yeah it matters. So chill.

[@88fanforlife]

Geez watching this I remember just how worthless Tony Eury Jr and Lance McGrew were as crew chiefs

[@TravisMSimpson]

It wasn't them. The car NASCAR designed during their time as Jr's crew chief at Hendrick were absolute trash. If you make all the adjustments you can possibly make and it still didn't do nothing, its the rules of how the car is set up.

[@pamelamaloy9778]

LMDAO #DaleYeah😂😂😂

[@nazcarcup]

LOLOL

[@jameshassel5838]

Airplane fuel Mikey. Can't believe he could get hired by somebody in nascar

[@ianmccarthy1323]

Maybe it was 05

[@s1ke781]

Giant ass spoilers

[@LRSNRCNG309]

Outside the car hes one of the greatest humans ever, inside the car hes a bit of a prick

[@Banksharper7]

Some of this mess is him being bored and saying weird shit

[@nateyboateng7668]

quotes? this was just him in different places talking

[@joerut00000]

natey boateng And that's exactly what quotes are....

[@madzack757]

joerut00000 lol

[@madzack757]

Great video tho

[@joerut00000]

Thanks!

[@jameshassel5838]

Pretty damn bad, when they all know really young kids listen to the intercom. All kinds of foul mouth bad words

[@drivin379]

Wow really .....grown men 140 deg ass and nuts and burning up 150 200 mph with million $$$ on line tempers and 43 differ drivin styles all trying for top spot . Guess when car blocks em say excuse me u have and gray popion. You wrecked me kyle .I'm sorry let me shake your hand cone on to the garage we will talk bout it over some tea You be aight it's all good

[@drivin379]

Intercom hmmmmm don't rem hear drivers at a race over the intercom speaker I rem announcer over intercom . Buttttt I do remember hear drivers on nascar scanner when I was like 5 to around 12..loved hearing it was pretty cool I thought was like I was in car with em

[@dwightash4604]

hey dale jr at least trump can win a race lol.

[@zachwelch1084]

He won 29 times

[@Jlastinger88]

@Elon Musk 50* dipshit. 26 Cup, 24 Busch. Yw for the lesson 👍