Best Fails of the Week! Too Much Caffeine!

[@erikwebber6038]

That desperate "Noooo" as his car proceded to roll into the bushes 😂

[@gavinminion8515]

4:20: That'll polish out... 4:22: Ah, but that might not though.

[@jessicabecause3717]

Definite fail.

[@jeffsmith3132]

The brake lights came on just as it got to the tree line.

[@Robyn18737]

dude wasnt even running ...

[@Tempe1962]

@@gavinminion8515 Sounded like a woman.

[@Rócherz]

5:53 “I killed it! I killed it!” ❌ “I called it! I called it!” ✅

[@MementoMori0915]

Exactly what I was thinking.

[@R6STC]

Dude I was about to do the same! geez man English is not my first language but the one that made the subtitles doesn't even know it exists!

[@crasttinus]

@@R6STC Here it says "Ai, caralho" (portuguese) not "I got it"...

[@thepain321]

The skater spilled coffee for the whole office. Then laid there in a puddle of shame.

[@chubbybunny6975]

Bro just laid there and accepted his fate lmao

[@WAID-sn3ci]

Was hoping he could pretend he got hurt but realized his co-workers were back at the office and couldn't witness this until KZbin got footage.

[@shelbyhiggins6917]

his roller skate wheels are still rolling to this day

[@komikbookgeek]

​​@@chubbybunny6975 as would i

[@MindDisorderss]

Guess the only thing they’re skating on now is thin ice... and a puddle of coffee!

[@Nathan-gy1pr]

9:15 "where's the guitar?" At the bottom of the lake with Jason voorhees.

[@Durwood71]

The fact that they weren't worried about the guitar makes me think the video was staged.

[@stratonick]

This cracked me up - well played.

[@cor315]

@@Durwood71 100% staged.

[@2FRESH-4U]

Let him have something to play with

[@TMaxMoment]

*Hi friends, have a nice day!*

[@kojowiredu]

2:55 we all know Donkey has been dying to kick Shrek for a long time😂

[@grantpowell4135]

Because he's tired of all his layers lol

[@qqqqqqqqqqqqqq222]

That's my kickin' horse!

[@PetLoL510]

6:32 wtf why cut there.. a guy was about to get a face full of glass..

[@dogs-and-destruction-channel]

​@PetLoL510 There's your answer. They have to keep it family-friendly and glass to face is an instant disqualification.

[@sdmurphy20]

Dude that slid in the train at 1:41 wasn't a fail. That was 100% success 😂

[@komikbookgeek]

Nat 20 on a dex save!

[@cindydott452]

Plot twist...It was the wrong train.

[@icarusbinns3156]

@@komikbookgeek “How do you want to do this?”

[@jimnasium452]

"Gee, I wonder if I can run faster with this unwieldy tripod in my hand. Let's find out!"

[@imalwaysright]

I’ve played it back 10 times 😂😂 😂

[@laurenscool1]

He's suffered enough man

[@jimnasium452]

@@laurenscool1 Nah, I just reran the video again and he still needs more.

[@Niberspace]

it saved him time so that he didn't have to then reverse back and get the tripod

[@designx8693]

When the woman says "He's rednecker than us" @4:39 I lost it.

[@melvinfz0301]

I speak spanish but I can understand english and at that parr I was like "did she really said that or did I get it wrong?" 😂😂

[@robin5973]

Little does she know, they are now more rednecker than them. 🤣

[@marymulrooney1334]

Everyone knows it's redneckier.

[@callycharles2515]

Ha ha! I think she's wrong - unless he also says "rednecker". LOL!!!

[@jerrodbroholm4338]

The little kid laughing in the kayak was 100% win.

[@Tom-ul3gb]

fr tho 🤣

[@gohanson8846]

1:12

[@4ndyr0g3r50n]

doing his best duck impression

[@KittyMonoclePack]

Sounded like a kazoo !

[@krashd]

When a toddler has superior seamanship to you.

[@tdhfc]

5:56 : "Придурок, блять!" FailArmy: "Doing it, relax!" 😆😆😆

[@ltcolcapybara]

I just love how incorrect alot of these subtitles are lmao

[@Rajonas007]

I know right 😂

[@sashok2505]

все по заветам надмозгов

[@shishinonaito]

Pretty embarrassing. And they keep going for it.

[@lord_flashheart]

The are so American they actually think nobody speaks any other language than English.

[@kaotikusKaiju]

the little guy at 1:19 : 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆

[@dtfhhn]

Ye. Couldve been me.

[@LS-um3zq]

love the evil laugh!

[@RobinaB530]

Great!

[@desertraven]

Whoever quotes the captions needs to be fired. You guys are wrong like 70% of the time.

[@SlightlyFrozen]

Pretty sure it's AI now. Most of these channels are too lazy to actually hire a person.

[@shishinonaito]

It doesn't matter if it's Arabic, Polish, Spanish... The AU (artificial un-intelligence) will always hear English. "Stay there, buddy", "get closer"... They weren't even speaking English... 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[@TheElienne]

Imagine thinking in 2024 that KZbin videos each have a dedicated stenographer 🤦‍♂️🤣🤡

[@Palazzo]

70% is being generous.

[@donnawood3505]

How do you know that?

[@AtheistOrphan]

5:53 - Another subtitle fail. A clearly-heard “I called it” becomes ‘I killed it’

[@oktosite_]

FailArmy subtitles are consistently terrible.

[@AtheistOrphan]

@@oktosite_ - I know it shouldn’t but it really pisses me off. So unprofessional.

[@moondaughter1004]

Also "Did you break it?" Became "You should eat it"

[@Lewtable]

@@AtheistOrphan Feeling pretty confident that they're just using AI generated subtitles.

[@tranz2deep]

@@oktosite_ In the FailArmy's defense, the caption was in the original posting that later got resent to FA

[@Stikkzz]

9:32 how is that funny?

[@elisaa9981]

It's not, it's horrible. He might just as well have punched her in the face himself. He knew that she was going to get hurt and still did it.

[@effkay3691]

Must be a set up

[@howard2liu]

Ya, I wish FailArmy would just put things like this and smashing-cakes-into-faces into their own clearly titled videos ("Best unfunny mean-spirited pranks of the week!") and then I could just not watch them.

[@effkay3691]

@@howard2liu I agree.

[@johnjanssens8998]

failed relationship right there

[@anotherworldanothertime7717]

4:14 "OMG no~" 🥴🤣🤣🤣

[@lifesabitch8099]

That little donkey at 3:03 is adorable 😂

[@Menuki]

So they didn’t put the “no on was harmed” at 9:35 so I assume she was horribly injured

[@Durwood71]

With any luck, their relationship was harmed, and she dumped the clod. That was a cruel and potentially dangerous "prank".

[@eugenedowns2563]

@@Durwood71 Agree! Dude is an asphole

[@porozex3061]

@@Durwood71 all that just for a video that shows how stupid he is :D

[@eugenedowns2563]

@@waynepantry7023 : Sounds like domestic violence. Fail Army should remove that portion of the video.

[@jessicabecause3717]

@@eugenedowns2563 Calm down, matilda.

[@Jpopolopolous]

The "Oh my god, I did it!!" at 2:23 killed me

[@racer6453]

except some did it before him because there's already a crack in the door!!

[@shark5981]

1:00 Even the ducks are laughing 😆

[@alpha068]

9:00 bro fell in solidarity 💀

[@johnsmith6217]

You could tell the song sucked anyways

[@KittyMonoclePack]

"Where's the guitar" 😅

[@Xphinity]

1:16 Reminds me of the little girl in front of the burning house meme lol

[@Hellion22]

That fan at 10 minutes said "I'll fight anybody"

[@BrianP-bh1vo]

That subway car dive is one of the coolest things I ever saw.

[@drunkentrain]

Dude I had to keep replaying that. The guy laughing seemed like the only one that got it as if no one else in there had ever missed a bus or a train before.

[@jbwarner8626]

Right? Fail, schmail, that's a win in my book 😄

[@hiho8084]

That was impressive!

[@JonasC22]

7:53 did that golf cart really just try to murder that dog? Maximum Overdrive or what.

[@shawnfurness]

There was a kid driving it I think.

[@jimnasium452]

5:36 Tell me again, how much tequila do I add to raise the pH?

[@SecondLittlePig]

2:29 When the doors are made of cardboard.

[@SirSpuddington]

"JZ is going in!" Nature: "no you ain't"

[@callycharles2515]

He went in all right - back INside! LOL

[@coIakat]

JZ is coming back in 🤣

[@vice.nor.virtue]

1:42 the guy leaping into the train was absolutely a win and not a fail!!

[@sdmurphy20]

Before seeing this, I said the same thing 😂

[@lowdermilk89]

Looked through all the comments to find this.

[@vice.nor.virtue]

@@lowdermilk89 thank youu!!

[@Novastar.SaberCombat]

"Where's the guitar", eh? It's like... well, *you* were the one playing it, lol! 😂

[@gamerseat8440]

0:05 " She splash the vine, and lost her wine" 🤌🏼

[@mrspecialeducation7297]

0:50 well, at least he can still squeeze the coffee out of his shirt to enjoy later.

[@blacklabel131]

Man i dont know what it was (maybe the way he just lay there) but i dont think ive ever felt so bad for someone in these videos hahah...

[@Lindrios]

@@blacklabel131 I know that was an absolute trainwreck of a fall. Something tells me that a conversation took place before he left where a friend said friend: "are you sure getting coffee on roller blades is a good idea??" skater: "don't worry it'll be fine." Then they're laying in the coffee on the sidewalk thinking of how they're going to explain themselves 😅

[@davidmillar-haskell8863]

@@Lindrios If he wanted to just deliver he would have taken the ADA ramp on his left but he went for the jump after having his buddy start recording.

[@PetLoL510]

1:43 I see this as a win

[@kenneth69]

That fan is life in a nutshell. You're straight up broken, but going like a bat out of hell with pieces flying off you like nobody's business. And you know what? No. Fucks. Given.

[@Creakybits_]

😂

[@KmmBev]

Ya that fan had me crying laughing- total metaphor for life.

[@KmmBev]

Also, after watching it a few more times- the "one day at at time" calendar just made it even more hilarious😂

[@PetLoL510]

00:59 the Haitians in Ohio will show you how to sneak up on ducks.

[@yeetboiwhatyesplease2095]

0:40 The way the truck gently pushed the car back.

[@onemorething100]

That was like 100$ in Coffee. LOL

[@hiho8084]

@9:35 No one needs that kind of husband/boyfriend. She could have been really hurt!

[@dac1720]

yeah that pissed me off

[@elisaa9981]

Maybe she was. It's not funny, he went deliberately out to get her hurt.

[@Bollalillo]

Do you know them personally? if not f off

[@MrUmandMrEr]

That guitar clip is perfect.

[@AtheistOrphan]

7:41 - In-car waterboarding.

[@501Mobius]

Too many "see me doing this on KZbin" clips.

[@georgestewart9528]

Yea the Rollerblade coffee one for sure

[@SiriasisOFFICIAL]

I hate staged video

[@will5430]

9:22 *no one was harmed* bros head almost broke the windshield

[@Rayy_V]

The golf cart at 7:55 looked like it was driving itself or smth 😂

[@bzacnew]

Best laugh at 4:05, didn’t expect that! 😂

[@dianec9456]

The fan at 9:58 made me snort laugh... I don't know why that struck me as so funny...

[@GrafKrolock82]

A very happy fan, wagging itself

[@SuperWooba]

9:29 That was just mean

[@Kat-tr2ig]

I hope she divorces him and gets everything.

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

Yeah, that was... and he's LOL??? 😮😮😮

[@Durwood71]

It was cruel and potentially dangerous.

[@dandelong-yr4ci]

Shin stuff hurts.

[@AJK967]

Complete Di¢k move.

[@BabbittdaWabbitt]

Definitely an above average set of fails, with the odd win thrown in for good measure.

[@InsomniaRex]

Camera guy just couldn't help himself @7:00 😂

[@CrayonPeople]

neither could you lol

[@InsomniaRex]

@@CrayonPeople you got me 😆

[@CrayonPeople]

@@InsomniaRex :D

[@colynrobinson212]

She could just wear more clothes instead of a bathing suit that requires it be all the way up her ass. She probably also gets super upset when people stare at her but I swear women are the only people trying to become more and more nude in public yet be mad when people look

[@PetLoL510]

2:28 try that in Europe for a fun trip in the wee-woo taxi.

[@Randomizer939]

10:24 Bleeding?

[@KenMaerran]

No. Flower pattern in the rug.

[@dunjak111]

I also think, that its a pattern. They laugh, because the shoe broke..

[@Panster7]

To the guy that carried like 8 drinks on a rollerblade you might deserve it buddy

[@infinidominion]

Definitely staged

[@shamusomalley4263]

At least half of these are staged at this point.

[@Veronicat-of4nz]

@@infinidominionno not necessarily staged. All sorts of homosexuals do stupid things for real too. They always have done.

[@ponya3.66]

Bill Burr said it best: "Women fall like toddlers" 🤣😍🤣

[@The90210Officer]

Every time a trampoline gets taken away by a windstorm, it's thinking the same thing: Gotta bounce!

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

4:19 Going.... going.... going... GONE!!!

[@joetrolo7076]

People always underestimate hammocks.....😂

[@emilbrathe8435]

the kid at 1:28 just casually breaks a 750$ golf club and laughs, i bet dad was happy when they sent the video to him.

[@sevndust2123]

Probably some 1%ers, they had a nice laugh and Daddy got him an even better club.

[@alexrekzu4079]

@@sevndust2123 dad prob owns the club manufacturer lmao

[@PetLoL510]

01:49 was that Micheal Johnson?

[@ballashoes]

That club ain't $750 lol

[@ballashoes]

​@@sevndust2123club aint 750

[@velvetram2975]

Thank you, iguana man, for the gratuitous cheeks shot ;)

[@CatMatros]

0:47 - That villain's gloating laugh 😄

[@jeepliving1]

"Grab the camera. I'm going outside to take my stupid lessons."

[@Creakybits_]

😂

[@Coco-zu9ob]

The guy rollerblading with the coffees, like I would do that just walking 😂

[@Emper0rH0rde]

The last clip was wholesome. Good on the guy for being able to laugh at the absurdity of the moment, and it probably put his likely mortified girlfriend at ease.

[@robals744]

Loved his reaction!

[@couch2558]

Agreed, signs of a healthy relationship. And he probably also realized immediately that he handed the wrong one instead of immediately thinking she grabbed the wrong one. Always love to see healthy relationship and reactions. Though the fact they put it in the same video as clips that's a legal technicality away from DV, less nice.

[@elgeche]

7:05 that iguana wanted more than just fries

[@thatrandomartist7282]

"wheres the guitar?" "huh?"

[@StanLewis-m7q]

I’m glad I don’t have their bills. Being stupid costs a lot of money.

[@MikeLaRock88]

"Rednecker" is new to me 😂

[@srf2112]

The rollerblader dropped $1,100 worth of Starbucks.

[@RamblinRick_]

10:25 Is her foot bleeding? I hope not. 11:40 I'm glad he's laughing about it. Well done, good sir!

[@chrmartube]

9:33 That is one sick bastard

[@NGMonocrom]

3:08 ~ That's God's way of letting you know that you should stay in the house until the storm is over.

[@masterchririus]

With all these failed subtitles, why even waste the time doing it???

[@jenlarge9036]

The wheelie bin going into the truck was very funny, and also the pedestal fan.

[@theunderdog9353]

Bro REALLY needed to catch that train 😂

[@universalsubs6935]

Man: I CALLED IT I CALLED IT subtitles: I KILLED IT I KILLED IT

[@UnusualLaughter8688]

3:35 That parking job deserves a slow clap.

[@TTHPL]

Loving the chaos in idiots at work compilation! 😂

[@mhfails]

7:56 the dog runs fast 🤣🤣

[@DrLynch2009]

1:43 not a fail.

[@mikemmc1730]

Yup, W all day

[@Seb.555]

0:48 that’s confidence there 🤣

[@Ctrctb]

I know he didn’t ask where the guitar is like he wasn’t the one holding it lmfaoooo

[@dredenny6654]

His friend asked that not him

[@Ironjawswife]

The fish dude. Stay there buddy!😂

[@dorisnite]

NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED, NO ONE WAS HARMED!!!

[@terratec1001]

5:54 - "I killed it." No, he said "I called it".

[@mikehagmaier3949]

4:11 made me 😂😂😂

[@TQTidiotsatwork]

0:50 His first and last day as a delivery person was the same day.

[@MercyOnASinnerLikeMe]

The kid laughing at 1:50 is priceless. 😂😅😆

[@noctislucis9939]

10:43 the best npc gesture of disappointment.

[@michaelmappin4425]

That last clip is how many 2024 hairstyles begin.

[@JohnDoe-zr8pc]

1:19. That little kid had the most evil laugh. lol.

[@universalsubs6935]

7:07 owner: stole my dame bin again

[@haphazardprism]

Other people losing it laughing is what makes me laugh usually 😂

[@goteez1]

Hammock for the win every time 😂

[@joemorgan8244]

The guy near the falling tree is very lucky to be alive

[@klydejohnson7520]

The first clip is funny cuz the wheelbarrow said Sherlock 😂

[@TVTIdiotsUs]

Can’t stop laughing at this incredibly funny video

[@FunnyFA150]

4:26 why does he keep holding that in his hand 🤣🤣🤣

[@Warhoon]

The best subtitles are the super helpful ones. Like, "Screams."

[@FeedScrn]

At 2:20 - That fish really needed a hug.

[@onlinecitizen3266]

9:33 Oh look, a trust exercise with someone who shouldn't be trusted. So funny, such comedy. Do better FailArmy

[@krashd]

Dude laughing after probably just destroying his wife's face. wow.

[@alexeitasevich]

I too asked myself: "Where's the guitar" ?

[@krashd]

Waaay out in the water, see it swimming.

[@NetFunDaily]

1:04 Dude, never take advice from someone shorter than you!

[@strikezero01]

3:06 *gasp* close

[@FunTimes1609]

7:57 The culprit is definitely the black dog🤣

[@HaydenValdez]

4:14 ALL U HAVE TO DO IS PUT THE PARKING BRAKE

[@zaliasvelnias9085]

4:00 Yes!