Best HFY Sci-Fi Stories: Humans Are How Old

[@nijadbahnam9859]

Warhammer Elves : " I forsee your DESTRUCTION !."

[@elcalabozodelandroide2]

" AND MINE ASWELL !"

[@ANGRYWOLVERINE2060-ft2nc]

Humanity's dogs and cats live longer than these aliens.

[@drakenpriest]

Cats atleast are Apex predators over there so go figure they live even longer to terorise them too.

[@ravenouself4181]

@@drakenpriest That is exactly what I would expect from cats to do. The 'lil buggers are very, very spiteful.

[@BrunoMaricFromZagreb]

Some lichen live longer than these guys.The fccking ANNOYING ORANGE is thrice as old as them.

[@tristan1392]

That last line killed me. XD

[@andyknolls8735]

and if they find space elves, just hope there arent Orks out there too!

[@tristan1392]

@@andyknolls8735 I'd be more worried about slaanesh

[@gryphonprovenzano3156]

WARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

[@turbopokey]

…great. A reference I know absolutely zero about. I have a touch of info about Warhammer Orks but nothing else.

[@tristan1392]

@@turbopokey Warhammer 40k elves became such sex addics that they almost wiped themselves out, blew a massive hole in reality, and collectively gave birth to Slaanesh, the god of unending excess and pleasure all at once.

[@stevedixon921]

You don't want anything 'the warhammer kind', that is NOT a friendly universe.

[@objectiveice573]

unless its the salamanders, they can chill

[@ravenouself4181]

Unless You happen to be a purebread War Criminal... also known as Balkaner.

[@Archris17]

@@objectiveice573 Putting Salamanders in the same universe as space elves is about to make the neighborhood a lot spicier...

[@andyknolls8735]

yes, just imagine getting isekai'ed there.

[@Fikoj]

oh and they are so horny they MADE a chaos god of LUST and PLEASURE

[@garysmith3037]

"Greetings, Mon'Kieghs, we are the Eldar Kee'Bler. We come to you over vast distances in our tree ships....and we bring delicious cookies."

[@theawkwardpotato1973]

I LOVE - with all the stories about humans being portrayed or at least seen as crazy bloodthirsty savages and the rest of the universe are all somehow in some kind of utopias by comparison - when humans are somehow portrayed as space elves, rather than orcs.

[@Talon1124]

I mean, Craftworld Eldar are relatively chill. It's the Dark Eldar you need to watch out for.

[@BudTheStud]

Didn't the regular Eladar enslave the humans after the Gold Age of Technology?

[@Talon1124]

@BudTheStud i did say "relatively".

[@BudTheStud]

@Talon1124 fair enough. On that note, I have to ask, is it weird that the Eldar still think that they are the superior beings in the galaxy despite spawning a freaking chaos god and losing EVERYTHING? Like they talk big game, but their not much of a problem compared to the rest of the galaxy.

[@Talon1124]

@@BudTheStud Elvish arrogance. Plus, 40k was made as a super parody before WG started taking itself too seriously.

[@zraal3759]

​@@BudTheStudcraftword eldar are not normal eldar. Craftworld eldar separated themselves from main eldar society because of the corruption amd hedonistic ways.

[@gilbertplays]

Didnt expect to re-hear this story again.

[@MsDogleaf]

Me too

[@MsDogleaf]

I heard this one awhile ago

[@BrunoMaricFromZagreb]

What do you mean by "again"?I do not think NN made a video on it before.

[@MsDogleaf]

@@BrunoMaricFromZagrebI mean that another KZbinr made this is think it was squirrel

[@gadgetboy4717]

“Their machinery wasn’t groundbreaking just remarkably complex” sounds like humans are German in the future.

[@BudTheStud]

Wait... didn't you already read this one? Not that I'm complaining, I just swear that you already did this one.

[@MichaelJames-sd8yp]

Same here but I heard this one before from a different youtuber that does similar stories.

[@lazyness3088]

​@@MichaelJames-sd8yp probably aggro squirrel

[@Lawleygagger]

An oldie but goodie.

[@BrunoMaricFromZagreb]

Oh,is it old?

[@Lawleygagger]

@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb i’ve heard it before, I can’t remember when he did it but it’s still an interesting story

[@kalsaphixyasamon1507]

Ive heard this one on a few other channels. I'm glad its finally here!

[@ghelmet2701]

War Hammer is still alive in that world. what the bloody grog.

[@depressedphantom2552]

Warhammer is the final boss of all nerdiness. It will survive no matter what you do.

[@ghelmet2701]

@@depressedphantom2552 What the bloody grog.

[@Darkinu2]

Second! 😂 Wow, we're ancient compared to these guys. Also better hope they're not the Warhammer kind 😂

[@gondorfreemanczsk7762]

Eldar would be chill but drukii not so much😅😅

[@lego_minifig]

This was the first HFY story I heard on YT. It’s great to see you narrate it!

[@SIS3W3N]

"Guess we will need to look into the possibility of space______. Just hope they aren't the Warhammer kind." Fill in the blank. Challenge: Provide a wrong answer.

[@jmurray1110]

Chihuahuas

[@SapientSheep]

​@@jmurray1110tyranid rippers

[@mugenokami2201]

@@SapientSheepfan of tiny rippers?

[@Cortanis001]

You know, one thing that's always bugged me about elves in myth are what they actually do. No seriously, think about it for a bit. They kind of just sit there until (insert usually human or short lived race here) make some sort of problem and only then take an active role in anything. It just seems out of place considering there is a lack of much associated with them outside of nature.

[@vexile1239]

It is mostly believed that extremely long lived races tend to slip into a train of thought where if something can be done tomorrow it can be done next decade, it's not so much stagnation but very slow growth to the point of being unnoticeable by short lived races, if you have all the time in the world why rush to get things done?

[@Killerean]

Fast growing, short living species has faster development of new ideas. Just imagine we lived so long that Newton would be a youngster today. Einstein would have been born hundreds of years from now.

[@Cynical_Engineer]

I really liked this story, thankyou for narrating it.

[@SpiritWolf1966]

I enjoy all of NetNarrator videos 🎉🎉

[@inkdd1463]

Yeah, if it’s the Warhammer kind we’re F-CKED… not in the fun way

[@Sef_Era]

Nah, the Fair Folk kind of elves would be worse.

[@beobachter1712]

I feel like during any possible future contact we should avoid talking about warhammer

[@SenneWMichiels]

I feel like you've read this one before

[@dumbname1961]

wait this is an old story lol, but a good one.

[@thomasrobson6370]

LOL the last part of the story touches on something I like to talk about or think about. Who says are legends and fables of the gods and elves and other non-human races are just fables and stories. They could have been extraterrestrials visiting our planet.

[@GuardianSage]

The funny thing is, there are quite a few different stories that use this idea in part or in full as part of their premise. I wonder if this story here couldn't be a prequel chapter for a story like that.

[@whyjnot420]

@@GuardianSage You mean the various shorts (and jokes) that essentially go "and how do humans know about ? They are portrayed perfectly in ."? Or are you just talking Stargate and the like?

[@paulqueripel3493]

Look up Eric von Daniken (spelling?).

[@thomasrobson6370]

@@whyjnot420 talking about elves dwarves Giants and the like.

[@whyjnot420]

@@paulqueripel3493 Däniken and I have one question that I truly must ask him; Does your ass ever get jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

[@williehughes1690]

Reminds me of the Thraxons from Invincible.

[@The_1Engineer]

Warhammer space elves, noted

[@Edmar_Thorn]

The joy I have at learning that I turned 361 ploks old sunday just past

[@jasoncie4926]

Lol😂

[@johnlloydcodera39]

pls NN narrate "The princess and the human"

[@peteramaranth85]

Oh I remember this from another channel 🤣

[@Vibrant.E]

wait... This isnt a garbage AI voice.

[@JoseGonzalez-i2n]

Harris Jose Hernandez Elizabeth Robinson Richard

[@BrimFreedom-c2m]

Garcia Robert Perez Brian Jones Helen

[@ViolyAsilum]

Hi I'm randy this is my mother and father cp

[@JoseBlackmon]

Martin Nancy Perez Barbara Rodriguez Mark

[@WalkerVirgil-i6q]

Taylor William Martin Angela Hernandez Eric

[@LannieWyman]

Brown Laura Martinez Larry Jones Brenda

[@KateEstes-i1h]

Jackson Linda Hernandez David Jackson Edward

[@rileyaudley4021]

Martin Betty Miller Gary Johnson Cynthia

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Walker Robert White Robert Harris Laura

[@EueyrSueon]

Johnson John Lee Kenneth Hall Jessica

[@CommonsVivian-w6p]

Taylor Laura White Ronald Moore Brenda

[@JessicaAnderson-m5e]

Young Cynthia Miller Susan Johnson Donald

[@louisdrewainwright5359]

Perez Sarah Miller Ruth Anderson Linda