BEST OF AUDIENCE REQUESTS

[@flapstick_101]

Sadly, the main reason this has been uploaded is because we, the audience, haven't done our jobs. We haven't fulfilled all of these requests, and in our failure to do so, we are given this token of anguish.

[@l.e.b.3541]

We - the audience - shall build an idol, to remember and honor our feeble overlords. And we - the audience - shall call it *_the Idol of Sorrow_* For we - the audience - shall never ever forget the day, our benevolent masters felt the need to remind us of our sins. I am overwhelmed with shame, for I have disapointed Zach and Tomar :/

[@_chipchip]

You go ahead and get the forehead tattoo first and I’ll do whatever the next request is I promise

[@MetalSnake6199]

I have but I uninstalled twitter. Still a win, but at what cost.

[@choobs8511]

This compilation is a To Do List

[@tictacterminator]

the Noid mod is a thing

[@superfunnyjoke3922]

I love it when they do audience requests because it makes me feel like they’re actually real

[@TheCat_3]

But they're not, we can never forget that or else they gain more power

[@TheHaloring7]

Yeah it's just in your imagination dude

[@rockman2010]

I hate when i take my meds and i can no longer find the Oneyplays channel anymore, thank God Zach requested us to stop taking them

[@lucasottens8506]

The most parasocial thing I've read all day.

[@CadeHXH]

@@lucasottens8506 it’s a joke you spaz

[@jimmysmash1236]

I like that Zach’s usually the one to ask the viewers to do things

[@DonManuelConLeonsJacket]

Zach's smiling cult friends

[@asterhogan1]

Vote for or against smormu

[@globox123456789]

Fun Fact: Smiling Friends was made entirely by OneyPlays fans!

[@DonManuelConLeonsJacket]

@@globox123456789 well influenced by us yea

[@maggs131]

Hes all about crowd participation

[@Wunderkind04]

My favourite was when Tomar provided his personal phone number and asked all the criminal lawyers in the audience that specialize in homicides to call him directly for something completely unrelated.

[@timothytzovolos153]

Did he call Saul?

[@TheCat_3]

That's funny I also saw Tomar on tinder recently as I was catfising

[@clem7057]

He also weirdly emphasized at least a couple of times how he wasn't looking for criminal lawyers, but for CRIMINAL lawyers

[@himwhoisnottobenamed5427]

@@timothytzovolos153 He’d better.

[@Dorf274]

He's such a quirky little guy 😇

[@BeatRiceIsHere]

I listened to Zach and woke up my mom to lift her arms into the air and give Zach his gamer energy for Super Mario Bros. 3! Unfortunately, she went on the whole "You're the reason for the divorce" rant again, so of course, *I* had to do all the heavy lifting and give it to Zach myself, but I consider THAT a success!!

[@fishupo]

😭😭😭😭

[@halt348]

@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 hmm? Axl still makes shit content?? Thought that channel was dead lmao

[@Captain-Kidding]

I read this in Chris Chans voice.

[@BeatRiceIsHere]

@@Captain-Kidding Why do they call it pepper spray if it's not made of pepper hmmm

[@Chibblechabble]

@@Captain-Kidding he proceeded to… pleasure her.

[@SmolFrogge]

We can all learn two moral lessons from Oneyplays: 1.) They super appreciate and love creativity. 2.) Zach is has maniacal plans for world conquest just to troll everyone

[@gingerbasementdweller5065]

Agreed fellow narwhal bacon O clock llama bro

[@TheSutanian]

Deworming is punishable by Wormism

[@gaffegiraffe6969]

ZACH 2024

[@PERMIAN_MAN20]

zach is the new julius ceaser but jewish

[@jkid3525]

@@gingerbasementdweller5065 random is funny

[@junkalicious_]

Absolutely loved this video

[@FakieStreams]

There he is.

[@thatwhichstaresback]

One of the seven wonders of Oneyplays

[@roachdoggjr2988]

me too

[@roachdoggjr309]

Absolutely amazing

[@zippityzoop2576]

all you roachheads are actual chads and heroes of the sonic universe

[@glep_]

I once dreamt that I had the chance to be apart of an Oneyplays episode. I was so excited, but once I got to the recording room Chris told me I had to sit in the back of the room alone and watch, and I wasn’t allowed to make any noise. Chris, Zach, Lyle and Tomar proceed to record 10 straight hours of Worms. I woke up shorty after that, and although it was a dream, i’m pretty sure that’s how it would play out in real life too.

[@MinkusMcdinkus]

Imagine if that turned into a lucid dream

[@devinlaws1908]

Dude I had a dream similar except I was allowed to talk yet Everytime I did no one ever responded to me 😂

[@devinlaws1908]

Guess that's what I get for going to sleep to the Oneyboys

[@glep_]

@@MinkusMcdinkus It was

[@ThatGirlYouForgot]

And then they all asked you to "peep the horror".

[@CNTango]

A forward-facing Zach is the equivalent of a forward-facing Simpson, and I don’t know if it’s safe for him to have that power

[@orbboom6119]

Disgusting.............

[@mojotheaverage]

I got that reddit post tattooed on my forehead. I emailed oneyplays to be on the show and they said 'heck yeah!'. When I turned up to the address they gave me, it was just Tomar with a knife who proceeded to slice the tattoo off my face then walked away laughing about how he was going to nail it to Jaxxie's head Not gonna lie, it was quite traumatic

[@richsterstites]

epic

[@williamh8713]

NOT TODAY SPERG!

[@TokenaiNamae]

Did you get called a commie yet?

[@JohnDoe-sw2nc]

@@williamh8713 i'm honestly surprised that wasn't auto blocked by youtube

[@JohnDoe-sw2nc]

@@Rher_the_Moon yep, that got blocked, i can see the notification but if i go to the replies it's not there

[@roachdoggjr9262]

I really hope some of these things happened. there needs to be a request fulfilled best of video

[@RoachDogggJR]

i was there when you were born, glad to see you still kicking it roach dogg jr

[@3D-B0Y]

Oh my god as soon as I got to the RoachDoggJr part of the video I immediatley went looking for a RoachDogg comment, glad to see it happen

[@mortalsno4086]

Holy fucking shit he's real

[@PlongoYT]

They did put a long piece of shit on Croc's face

[@diggorywood1155]

3:43 - I hate it when a video you love disappears. I've been trying to find this video that got taken down for so long, it was called 'Top 10 Eagle Attacks'. It was a video of a really stoned sounding guy narrating his favorite eagle attacks. Eagles attacking fish, eagles attacking sheep. The best part was where this massive eagle grabs a goat off of a mountain and flies off with it in its claws and the guy narrating it says "the eagle then flew off in an unknown direction." I want to see that video again so bad

[@trashstar4704]

i know this is months later but if you have any luck in your search please send it me

[@BiscottiPippen]

Dingdong saying, 'He is not Shronkey.' has it's own gravitational pull it's so sincere and true.

[@latrellwilson5182]

i heard him say that right as i got to this comment lol

[@BiscottiPippen]

@beth ivy 20:26

[@LatinaCreamQueen]

I love how I will randomly spot Roach Dogg's throughout KZbin even to this day. It's so fun to find them in like videos about Crustaceans.

[@Georghiou2D]

32:45 It's so cute to me that Zach actually remembers all the times he asks people to edit wiki pages, and actually checks. never expected that

[@OperationTurnip]

49:15 puhskinti day honestly made me lose my mind "If you're underage wear a swimsuit" "NO JULIAN"

[@Ajax-0137]

Zach could easily be a cult leader

[@SEATACx]

The fact that one dude made his mom give Zach energy is still one of the most EPIC things on this channel

[@TheGrizzlo503]

I love that it’s specifically the "raddito" part of Zach’s fake language that breaks Lyle

[@Gameghoul]

Accepting their Left 4 Dead 2 request (aside from Zach's height stipulations) was one of the most fulfilling moments of my life.

[@stinky8812]

I love you game ghoul!!!!

[@DngrDan]

Zach's eternal quest for Bart Kisses Milhouse always reminds me of this video I saw of some depraved guy playing with Beatles action figures while hiding his face off cam. All I remember is him smashing them together at the end and saying in a really raspy smoker's voice "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. NEVER LEAVE ME GEORGE." My friend used it to roast one of my other friends in high school who would never shut up about the Beatles saying it was him. I wish I could find that video but the guy deleted his account.

[@intensesqualor2268]

That sounds fucking incredible

[@DngrDan]

@@intensesqualor2268 I was wrong. It's still on KZbin and it's called Gay Beatles - Episode 1 by GayBeatles. I don't know why it just popped up now because I've searched periodically for it the last ten years and never found it again. It is as incredible as I remember.

[@halt348]

@@DngrDan amazing

[@JosefTBB]

It’s called Gay Beatles and it’s still up lol

[@DngrDan]

@@JosefTBB That whole channel is a shitshow

[@Jack_Woods]

For my latest request I want a complete compilation of every censored out slur/swearword they ever uttered back to back to back non-stop

[@smgeezus7186]

Definitely a gem, Otto Heckel (the Saint editing this current video) has some compilations of this topic on their personal, sweaty channel.

[@orbboom6119]

Id pay morbillions of dollars for their uncensored slurs

[@Jack_Woods]

Just like 2 whole hours of them saying Retard, N*gger, Rape, etc completely out of context

[@seansmith6255]

​@smgeezus7186 the absolute qt

[@MacaqueStinx]

I love watching this while I sit in my un-air conditioned room, dripping hot sweat droplets onto my keyboard from my face, absolutely drenched in slimy wet sweat and body oil/grease

[@liefhebber6277]

Stop BRO I'm a little BACKED UP buddy I'm backed up with CUM man I'm backed UP and you're getting me a little BOTHERED here PAL

[@kaj7135]

And yet you likely still smell better than most of the fan base.

[@infernalkiwi]

Out here sluggin' it

[@alb1reo]

when mom puts you in the oven

[@ajmeraki4029]

They should call you Slime-o

[@jpyanity443]

To normal people: a video of almost an hour of funny jokes To Oney fans: a to-do list

[@REALwoombath]

35:00 Can't believe someone willingly became a laughing stock just for the meme. Somewhat impressive dedication.

[@Dr3Mc3Ninja]

I love the Mario, "Zach needs your energy" one so much.

[@cheekybum1513]

especially given what Zach manages to do immediately after receiving his energy

[@bluemilkalienmonster522]

The closest most of us will ever get to being on the OneyPlays Couch TM with our OneyBoys TM

[@RedGr33nBlue]

™

[@lautaroescarlon7501]

Not unless you tattoo that first tweet on your forehead

[@BQuanchi]

I first looked at the title of the video and was so confused about the theme of it. A minute in, I completely got it. They do this so much, it feels a natural part of an Oney Plays (love it)

[@MikeWowski6437]

20:20 "he is not shronkey" never fails to make me laugh.

[@elsmike]

Tomar what would you do if you woke up at 3 a.m and you saw two little men pointing at you

[@an8thdimensionalbeing142]

one of the few examples of the first person to comment on a video who isn't being obnoxious about it.

[@orbrat212]

he would call the b of course

[@timothytzovolos153]

I think he would be pretty upset, maybe try to find their license plates

[@jangofett550]

Chris’ chemistry with all the boys is perfect lol

[@TomPuppetmaster]

Forever wondering if I am truly here among the first few of the slimy little cute grease boys

[@onionh8r]

Yes

[@samwebber3109]

hewwooo ahahaaaaaa yahoo

[@d_the_great]

Perhaps you might be...

[@TheCat_3]

@Rick Wilkinson stop replying to them don't give the bots attention

[@Xijor]

When Zach asks me to do something it makes me feel like my dad didn’t leave me.

[@aidanhammer6968]

Zachary's voice/demeanor reminds me of a stoner with a cold. I say that as his mom, he has no cold and has never injected any maryjewwanna.

[@FatherTagifunk]

I like how the thumbnail makes it seem like Zach's design is incapable of looking forward

[@McDoinky]

Chris with Julian and Ding Dong is untouchable

[@sawdustcrusader2239]

So did Otto get recruited to the actual channel to help compile videos? Because I’m pretty sure I’ve seen compilations with his name on them before, not on OneyPlays. If so that’s sick, good for him

[@Abysalss]

I think he does it for fun and then when Chris likes them he edits it a little bit to fit what they want from it and then reupload it to the main channel with a new thumbnail and I assume they probably pay him for it to some degree or maybe he just continues to do it for fun

[@supercleve7274]

I remember one time I fell asleep to best of zach and had sleep paralysis and a giant black shadow tree thing lumbered toward me while zach made his funny little jokes.

[@speciallasagna8521]

Zach is full of so many brilliant ideas, he has to outsource them to the audience. If he tried to do them all himself, Smiling Friends would never have been made. There is only so much time in the day.

[@Pokeprofx]

I’ve been requesting best of Fred Flintstone Ducking His Head for years and you never released it, I finally made it myself and I’m fricking PISSED

[@XDivi]

Finally, an entire compilation of every time the funny boys were talking to ME specifically!!

[@Vinthechad]

Chris, Julian, & Ding dong talking about shronkey made me laugh too hard

[@gigastrike2]

We did it OneyPlayers! The video is trending!

[@jooliyah8841]

even when all the world is falling apart around us ur videos make me and many others feel better

[@lewisnunn2093]

I love that Otto heckel is getting involved in actual oney stuff. Well done my man

[@itssossbruh3657]

If it were Zach on times square instead of Ninja Blevins and if he said everyone to floss, every person in the entire world will have a latch open from the top of their heads with an antenna sticking out and they'd all do it in unison

[@daddalonglegz0]

My own Bart Kisses Millhouse was this funny video where a methed out homeless guy is being followed by a drone and freaks out for like 5 minutes

[@Arkonu]

Please make a counterpart to this where you show these requests fulfilled by the fanbase. As many as you can.

[@crenfick7750]

I no joke think Zach might be the funniest off-the-cuff person I've ever heard.

[@froglight]

Did Tomar just get away with saying at one point he would have been younger than Chris when he's just older than Chris?

[@youseenednedisdead]

this is like a little interactive video because you get to look up every request they've made and see how well it turned out

[@M4lloware]

Finally! Someone put together a to-do list for me when I'm bored!

[@buttondefine4988]

Gotta love how you can absolutely never take Zach seriously when he says "I'm serious, I'm not kidding"

[@theequalizer694]

I was scrolling on the app and saw the thumbnail and spat on my phone screen. Thanks a lot oneyplays!

[@decimace]

the way zach’s voice warbles while desperately trying not to laugh in the first clip is amazing

[@andrewgalaviz9453]

ding dong saying he is not the shronkey is still one of the funniest things to me

[@blackwingdragon1]

Zach, PLEASE make the Green Cumulon the main antagonist of Smiling Friends Season 2! PLEASE!

[@linkahedron6220]

Needed this tonight thanks fellas

[@MinusTwoPoints]

36:08 no matter how often I see this clip. I say it EVERY SINGLE TIME.

[@sharosudo]

Same

[@nicesmile3125]

Sheep in the Big City is good, I watched through re-uploads on here a few years ago, it still holds up.

[@maycontainnuts3127]

If you do every single one of the audience requests you get invited to join them as a guest star on the Chris O'Neil's OneyPlays Show

[@joebert_]

there should be a part 2 to this where it has the requests, then after it shows fans going through with the request

[@atlas9344]

I love Zach’s random audience requests

[@Gypples]

Ah yes, 50 minutes of insane voices in my head, im glad the boys can supply us with so much nonsense. Lol

[@hecticscone]

otto is doing the lord's work 🙏

[@micalishis]

I've always been curious, how do they make these compilations? Do they have to comb through a bunch of videos for them? Do they have transcripts to make searches easier? Do they get the audience to help bring together clips? I just don't know how they make all of these very specific compilations.

[@Nero35P]

They have an ai that makes funny moments for them They have that sentient google ai watching oneyplays every day just to make these compilations

[@John-Adams]

Weaponized autism

[@kirbyjinet302]

I know otto heckle gets the audience to help so im assuming its a mix of sifting manually and getting viewer clips and maybe transcripts although i doubt it.

[@moistjohn]

Otto Heckel spends 24/7 watching and editing oneyplays and sleepycast compilations. He looks like a goblin in real life and has a ridiculous beard. His eyes dart it's scary.

[@SilverlineXZero]

I imagine is a mix of people on a discord, a really big thread on twitter and dedicated clip channels.

[@MrMultiPat]

Chris and Zack telling us to back up our favorite videos. *Me, panicking, going to YourFavoriteMartian and hurriedly downloading all their videos*

[@mariouribe3119]

Ima watch this and if they used a clip more than five times ill be back lol

[@mariouribe3119]

They used the first 3 clips a few times lol not worth finishing

[@mabe4322]

And to this day, the Roach Dogg legacy still lives...

[@marlonramon9786]

I did every single one of this

[@orbrat212]

real?

[@timothytzovolos153]

Can you link some of them? For a friend not me

[@marlonramon9786]

I may have lied

[@timothytzovolos153]

@@marlonramon9786 I will spill your blood for your betrayal

[@plasticshorts6972]

Alternative title: Best of all the times Oneyplays ordered child labor

[@miketheguy2847]

Zach and Chris staring and pointing directly at me is the most terrifying thing I could have seen.

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

I'm still waiting for my opportunity to shake hands with Tomar. I've sent three gigabytes of pictures of the tattoo already. Starting to feel like maybe this is Zach's fetish and I'm being used.

[@skrub_king]

thanks for making the video i requested

[@theconceptofinfinity]

I'm going to make a bot that is just every time Zach talks about botflies.

[@Sofnuuy]

I really hope they go through all drawing requests and have AI make them. Also I like that the video of the woman with a knife on the ring cam made it onto this video lmao

[@Debunky]

for a true challenge, try to complete all of these!!! in the same day.

[@Postaldude__]

I fell asleep watching a different oneyplays vid and i woke up to zach screaming "STAND DOWN OGRE STAND DOWN OGRE"

[@nathane6972]

Seeing these all back to back makes me wonder how many of these were actually fulfilled

[@KalisShort]

There’s a lot of cream snails

[@andrewgalaviz9453]

another oney plays compilation? hell yes! this deserves some reddit gold!

[@krow1551]

The 7 death thing intrigued me enough to look at the Chris wikipage and I was enlightened to say the least. It was beautiful.

[@Pocket_of_Explosives]

Idk if it's just me keeping all these oneyplays references in my head for years, but I think Zach did remake that "Bart kisses Milhouse" bit on Smiling Friends with the Salt and Pepper characters.

[@simenon5929]

29:55 Can we please all spamm joe rogans twitter with this one again?

[@CatsLeMatts]

"Alright chat can someone- and don't go crazy or nothing, but can someone in chat locate Amelia Earhart's missing corpse & biplane? just real quick guys thanks" -Zach

[@twours]

The Steter vs Pewie bit awakens a primal urge in me

[@lakeofkayge]

you gotta appreciate sagan hawkes for actually making a somewhat accurate depiction of what zach requested in the black baby playthrough.

[@blah3189]

@abbsnn cose even though you’re a degenerate bot, this was a clever comment. Well done, sperg

[@pyrotechnick420]

I remember in high school, my friends and I were playing Worm Odyssey and watching TV when we saw an ad for the movie Fat Guys Paradise. Those were truly more innocent times ☻️

[@Ihasnotomato]

My 'To Do' list has grown exponentially as I've watched this video.

[@maggs131]

I would absolutely get a forehead tattoo to meet these guys.

[@mitchelllongmuir4336]

but would you get Tomar #1 carved into your forehead

[@maggs131]

@@mitchelllongmuir4336 if it meant getting to hang out with chris, josh, zach, lyle, Adam, cory, jeff, and niall....... maybe 🤔

[@danielhavoc889]

The idea that there is at least one person per request, who actually fulfilled it to the best of their power, scares me.

[@theconceptofinfinity]

What was that? Dropping rocks to meet the cast of the hit KZbin channel Oney Plays? Damn if only I wasn't constipated this week.

[@Johnsechuan]

This is the one i've been waiting for

[@fruitystarstar949]

There should be a compilation of Zach taking about Kevin Smith

[@fluffyfishcool226]

the thumbnail being zach and chris pointing at the audience makes my heart race11!!!1! >_

[@solidussly7]

37:13 epic wholesome Zach moment

[@AlbertoFlores-rz8bo]

i just can't belive how many of these had been actually done...

[@jqyhlmnp]

4:15 due to the game ambience, Zach’s story somehow feels scary

[@stebe5999]

The little guys are pointinggg, hey...hEY MOM, MO-... THE LITTLE GUYS ARE POINTING

[@oliverholm3973]

9:25 Bold of Zach to assume that the Sonic community would be upset about this, rather than aroused

[@kadawup0]

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