"Son, your mother turned into some kinda monster and tried to murder us. Daddy did what he had to."
@AntiNihilist7 жыл бұрын
can't wait for Tekken 8 when Mishima come out of the lava Kars style and becomes a Pillar Man
@tsarzamancorpdna7 жыл бұрын
AWAKEN MISHIMA
@jjrambles6837 жыл бұрын
AIAIAIAIAIAIAIIIIIIIIII
@Ouroboros6197 жыл бұрын
@ponquinful Why is it that adding Jojo elements to anything immediately makes it cool? Ride to Hell would have been so much better if Jake Conway's bike was his stand, and Caesar was a Biker Man, an entity brought into existence when the first motorbike was developed
@ScorpioTheScorpion15036 жыл бұрын
That sounds more like a One Punch Man villain.
@nagitokomaeda27926 жыл бұрын
Stop making this cool
@theheromans7 жыл бұрын
Jin's whole plan was, by destroying Azazel, and killing himself, Heihachi, and Kazuya, he would destroy the Devil Gene and by doing that, he thought he would erase all evil on the planet. Obviously it failed.
@alfonsos13876 жыл бұрын
The Heromans Don't try to rationalize it
@SuperFusionAJ936 жыл бұрын
In other words Tekken 6 was utterly pointless.
@li-limandragon92876 жыл бұрын
So stop all suffering by causing suffering? Jun should given that dumb emo an education.
@chiyo-chanholocaust81436 жыл бұрын
Instead of starting a fucking world war killing millions, couldn't Jin use all those resources and money to put the sleeping Azazel in a rocket and send that fucker to roam forever in space? I guess pretending Jin was evil is more important than logic
@HeyitsTom9995 жыл бұрын
I know that this isn't ACTUALLY any stupider than other video game plots, but for some reason it sounds like the absolute stupidest.
@ColeVecsion5 жыл бұрын
"who am i even supposed to woot for here, they're both dirt bags" truer words were never spoken, this is why they don't end wrestlemanias with heel vs heel
@DiranJiru4 жыл бұрын
I'm not familiar with Tekken, so I was watching this thinking 'Wait, who's the bad guy?'
@demiliomason15654 жыл бұрын
@@DiranJiru the signature thing to Tekken's story is that all the poster characters, the main characters everyone easily recognizes, are all actually just really evil; and they're all trying to take eachother out.
@fightingmedialounge5193 жыл бұрын
Not all of them mason.
@lucasmartinez5703 Жыл бұрын
Kazuya for me. Dude only became a dirtbag because his dirtbag father threw him off a cliff out of paranoia. I cheered when he finally threw Heihachi's ass in a lava pit. Full circle.
@-et37-5 жыл бұрын
“Akuma should freak out if he sees Skyscrapers” 10/10
@GEEKFREAK023 жыл бұрын
Akuma: vibing in the mountains Akuma when he enters civilization: *surprised pikachu face*
@SerPinkKnight7 жыл бұрын
The reporter bits must be some of the worst bits of media I have ever experienced
@kilmerval7 жыл бұрын
Shotgun Parley it's even worse when you realize it's %100 filler because otherwise the story mode is like 45 minutes long
@willleese88424 жыл бұрын
Shotgun Parley in literally any other game it'd have a lot more focus. There really isn't a purpose in Tekken aside from I guess establishing an outsider's view? Even though it's kind of pointless if that character isn't focuses on in actual game
@SteelBallRun18906 жыл бұрын
"ohmahgad, the Devil was controlling G-Corp?" Is one of the funniest thing out of this entire video.
@SheldonSempai4205 жыл бұрын
22:22
@radideaman10787 жыл бұрын
I kinda like Tekken 7's story mode overall, but I do have to say this. Nothing happened. Ok, well, shit totally went down. That much is true. But at the end of the day nothing changed, Heihachi came back, did stuff that amounted to nothing, then was killed by Kazuya. All that really occurred is that now Jin's back.
@gogetaSSfive5 жыл бұрын
And he can maybe control the devil gene now
@jacobp70376 жыл бұрын
Ironic that the akuma parts, which should be the worst parts of the story, actually end up being the best part of it
@MrSafior6 жыл бұрын
Because world buillding.
@francescolombardi34384 жыл бұрын
What Kazumi said: "I want you to kill Kazuya and Heihachi for me" What Akuma heard: "Kill Kazuya and Heihachi, but like. you can take your time. I'm patient"
@Cobalsh7 жыл бұрын
This story mode is everything I hate about Tekken's story and none of what I love.
@jerrymcghoulberry3557 жыл бұрын
I never played Tekken.... and that doesn't seem that great!
@PixelatedFlu6 жыл бұрын
As a firsthand player of the story on normal diff it was hell and I almost regret following a story like this but enjoyed some bits as well, overall good game shit story
@chiyo-chanholocaust81436 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, this story mode was so offensively bad it ruined Tekken for me. It made the whole Mishima family conflict and devil gene seem so so fucking stupid The only thing Kazuya, Jin and Heihachi want in the world is to kill each other, but instead of just setting up a meeting and doing it they decide to wage wars and set up countless Tekken Tournaments and other convolutes plans as "bait" to draw each other out, despite the fact everyone is already extremely eager to kill one another
@zorokicksass606 жыл бұрын
I thought it was good. Tekken is cool, awesome but stupid.
@boxtank52886 жыл бұрын
Chio Chan Genocide as if a game where you can have a kangaroo fight the devil and literal children fight against a f****** grizzly bear that was taught to fight by Heihachi wasn't clearly stupid...
@TheShockVox7 жыл бұрын
I mean...Akuma killed Master Gotetsu or whatever his name was. That's kinda his whole deal, it's where the beads come from. Not to mention the time he destroyed a battleship in Third Strike.
@fightingmedialounge5193 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be surprised of that was retconned
@-TPLT6 жыл бұрын
"So, the devil's been revealed to be Kazuya Mishima, the man controlling G Corporation from the shadows, the corporation that is fighting the Mishima Zaibatsu. Could this be a connection to the downed satellite?" "Kaz-whoya? Whaaaat? No, the Zaibatsu forgot to convert from feet to meters, the satellite crash proves they are the most untrustworthy! There's no way in *hell* that relates!" -Part of the "News Patience" bar explodes.
@tata12324847 жыл бұрын
THOSE KIDS ARE DOWN WITH THE KAZUYA DEVIL! - Tour Guide Akuma
@MrSecretSentai7 жыл бұрын
honestly the worse thing about this story is that it ends on a to be continued. Really?!? Now I have to wait till Tekken for the conclusion of Jin vs Kazuya.
@boxtank52886 жыл бұрын
MrSecretSentai or Jin versus Akuma because we don't f****** know who survived that little fight on the true ending. And yeah, Akuma is actually part of the lore now
@charlesdoyle4956 жыл бұрын
5:32 THE CHAD STRIDE
@francescolombardi34385 жыл бұрын
vs the Virgin Stance
@JacOfArts4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god That is actually what it is. The arms, the weird mini-stride, the haircut, the solid face, I never thought about that.
@android19willpwn3 жыл бұрын
"of all the fighting game story modes this one might be the absolute most nonsense" spoken like a man who's never played Blazblue.
@badabingee6 жыл бұрын
YES THE AXE SCENE YES
@jaykora6 жыл бұрын
"That's called boss rage, that's for making videos." The minute i heard that reference i could not help laughing
@galaxy99497 жыл бұрын
I still can't understand one thing. HOW THE F**K DID KAZUMI SAVE AKUMA. AND ALSO FROM WHO DID AKUMA ALMOST LOSE TOO.
@alfonsos13876 жыл бұрын
MP Unknown Kuma of course
@alfonsos13876 жыл бұрын
MP Unknown she saved him from a life of being a wizard virgin
@boxtank52886 жыл бұрын
MP Unknown that's a better question yeah I know like who did he almost die to?! Now that's some sequel set up as well because now you have this weird unknown that's playing in.
@phantomspaceman6 жыл бұрын
I think she saved him from Eyedol.
@li-limandragon92876 жыл бұрын
God Rugal form KoF obviously.
@Apemopo5 жыл бұрын
poor Lee. started out as a rival to Kazuya, ends up hanging out with Lars and Alisa.
@CaptainDoomsday4 жыл бұрын
That was all kinds of a mess, but I do like that Heihachi's wife married him, was his wife for years, and bore him a son just so she could Devil Trigger and try to murder him in a fair fight instead of slitting his throat in his sleep on their honeymoon. Wait, no, that's also stupid. But if it weren't it could've been some good characterization for Heihachi.
@jojonoa35905 жыл бұрын
The reporter bits are pretty awful, but other than that...I actually really liked Tekken 7's story mode. Like yeah it's stupid and goofy, but that's what I like about Tekken. And it was a stupid and goofy story well told (again, aside from the reporter) that didn't overstay its welcome. Also every scene Heihachi was in was either badass or genuinely heartbreaking.
@woodenstring59504 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to get ready for the next vattle and see Senator Armstrong and Desperado LLC take part in the war, and Armstrong somehow having to pay a debt to Kazumi to kill the Mishimas.
@Jasper_Silva7 жыл бұрын
This story mode makes Street Fighter V's look like Martin Luther King.
@masterxl976 жыл бұрын
And Martin Luther King makes Gandhi look like a Quesadilla. ... I can say things, too.
@alfonsos13876 жыл бұрын
Black?
@Wolf_Larsen6 жыл бұрын
Adulterous?
@francescolombardi34384 жыл бұрын
Jr?
@glazcanon85934 жыл бұрын
From my understanding, Jin wanted to kill Azazel believing that would rid him of the devil gene. As we all know, that plan went to shit and the parry god (Jin) is still out here shooting beams from his dome piece.
@cherrygrabber71724 жыл бұрын
Better to defeat a baby dragon than a full grown one, I suppose. As Pat felt conflicted of why not just wait for the big bad to grow stronger.
@glazcanon85934 жыл бұрын
@@cherrygrabber7172 True, but it was still a dumbass plan on Jin's part.
@NapalmJustice6 жыл бұрын
HEIHACHI MISHIMA.... IS DEAD... ...for real this time.
@francescolombardi34385 жыл бұрын
Kazuya: Definitely. Probably. I am not sure myself.
@kahlilg98246 жыл бұрын
Not only did he eat an axe, he caught a bullet between his teeth in t6
@francescolombardi34384 жыл бұрын
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@Kalnafein7 жыл бұрын
Is Heihachi's Japanese VA the same man as Old Joseph Joestar?
@Zeruel48917 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's the same guy, Unsho Ishizuka.
@Kalnafein7 жыл бұрын
Thank you friend. I'll never forget your kindness or how Woolie killed that one guy.
@99jmaster6 жыл бұрын
Kalnafein He also is the voice of Mr.Satan/ Hercule in Dragon Ball
@cattolord336 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace
@RockNRollHorrorshow5 жыл бұрын
@@99jmaster No, that was the OG VA of Heihachi, Unsho replaced him
@balrogdahomie7 жыл бұрын
The English subs for the first 20 seconds are pretty good Hey hockey
@garrettcarter29596 жыл бұрын
21:22 - The did this become Devilman? Complete with Heihachi playing the Ryo role of "Look! Look! Devils exist."
@MidnightKingL7 жыл бұрын
The description is on point.
@jourdansockey5 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Best friends
@FuryXDMGSАй бұрын
"Watch Heihachi jump outta the fuckin' lava" ...Myeah.
@maxspecs6 жыл бұрын
I heard Noctis was in here I came for boy bands.
@alfonsos13876 жыл бұрын
This was the most hilarious thing ever
@Deatheater44446 жыл бұрын
I REJECT YOU KAZUYA, YOU WICKED, WICKED DEMON! AAAAAAHHH!
@phantomspaceman6 жыл бұрын
Mixing Street Fighter and Tekken was a mistake.
@NoFear5176 жыл бұрын
Matt, I am also a moron for thinking poring was misspelled...
@Hol-Horse5 жыл бұрын
Man, I love this game's story. Kazuya is so fucking cool.
@willleese88424 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah....I forgot about the fight with gun. Where you don't need to use any attacks just shoot. This is why you don't give Tekken characters guns. Or mortal kombat characters.
@Samm8157 жыл бұрын
The COMP we didn't ask for or need!
@jerrymcghoulberry3557 жыл бұрын
Or want! But fuck it!
@lunasperidot87605 жыл бұрын
Did we ever even find out who the reporter was?
@TheFourthProdigy7 жыл бұрын
I seriously hate how this game turned out. It's a disappointment to any true *TEKKEN* fan. At least Harada didn't botch the final battle with Heihachi and Kazuya which I literally waited over ten fucking years to see. lol
@sliskinalpha6 жыл бұрын
I still think it is one of the best and smoothest gameplay-wise though
@2000andhate6 жыл бұрын
maybe the story mode, yeah. the rest is pretty great, pretty standard.
@sonicshot556 жыл бұрын
I mean, you need to win with Heihachi just so that he can lose in the following cutscene so they messed that up.
@specknacken65076 жыл бұрын
Buff Pat! BUFF PAT YOU GUYS!
@ViciousArcanum6 жыл бұрын
"no one in the fandom likes you better" Can woolie be any more of a scrublord?
@subatomicseal77894 жыл бұрын
As someone who knows fuck all about Tekken, I really don't know if I want to know how the plot has progressed from Tekken 1's "an old man invites all the best punchboys and also a bear to have a big punch party" to "an old man invites all the best punchboys and also a bear to have a big punch party and there's also a corporate world war but hey don't worry about that just do the big punchings"
@GarethXL6 жыл бұрын
heihachi did nothing wrong
@li-limandragon92876 жыл бұрын
Eh he could've explained the Devil Gene bullshit to little Kazuya instead of throwing him off a cliff.
@Dirty0o0Jester6 жыл бұрын
"OH NOooo.." xD
@superiorgamedude5 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but I love this game's story mode. It's exactly what I wanted out of a Tekken story mode; nothing but batshit ridiculous scenarios from beginning to end, and way better than the garbage that was Tekken 6's story mode.
@GEEKFREAK023 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Tekken 7's story mode is ten times better than Tekken 6
@TheGeckoNinja6 жыл бұрын
lol tekken makes you wonder if you dont really need to be that good a writer to make a good fighting game story
@videogamenostalgia5 жыл бұрын
Shrekken
@adams36274 жыл бұрын
This was barely even a story! It was just...stuff that happened! Nothing thematic, nothing meaningful, just dudes punching each other for three hours. Everything a story mode shouldn't be.
@ledzeppelinfan1001 Жыл бұрын
Yes. We know. Lmao.
@TheFourthProdigy7 жыл бұрын
I could explain the entire lore of TEKKEN right now. But... honestly TEKKEN 7 left such a bad fucking taste in my mouth with the inclusion of Akuma as apart of the lore that I honestly don't even give a fuck any more. TEKKEN 7 sucks it's by far the weakest game in the series imo.
@sliskinalpha6 жыл бұрын
Except gameplay-wise, I think it's one of the many amazing fighting games within this past year.
@whiteydiamond7 жыл бұрын
240p
@jerrymcghoulberry3557 жыл бұрын
Turn up the quality.
@whiteydiamond7 жыл бұрын
Jerry McGhoulberry You don't get it.
@nicholasdeforte8456 жыл бұрын
Whitebolls92 Turn it down to 144p. Then turn it down even lower until you can see nothing but pixels.
@onandover15 жыл бұрын
This is supremely stupid
@Love-Sensibility Жыл бұрын
Nigga I wouldn't even want Heihachi to hug me~!XD🤣🤣