Best of Cotton Hill

[@markperez1462]

“ I killed fidy men”

[@ryanbarth6691]

First

[@JThom-yh3ef]

Mark Perez And yet, failed to killed Fidel Castro.

[@herbcutler3194]

I like that he brags about that, too.

[@brandoncarter1173]

I was your 500th like.

[@radiousis49]

and one pinata

[@burialbrigadevideos7498]

“HOW BUT SOME SAMMICHES!”

[@dragonknightleader1]

Ever wonder if that's how Tilly fell in love with him? Tilly does have bad judgment after all.

[@magentuspriest]

Ya gotta get em in the money maker 💀

[@Cam-rs5xw]

Burial Brigade Videos I like ur pfp

[@GigsofRam]

I love how he leans back and everything. Really puts his back into it lol

[@leociresi4292]

@@dragonknightleader1 She had her glass figurines to keep her sane

[@lauristonbrewster9097]

It's crazy how someone like Cotton could raise someone as mild-mannered and ethical as Hank.

[@OpenPhoenix]

I'm sure hanks mom played a role in that.

[@capncake8837]

@@OpenPhoenix Hank also probably tried to be the opposite of his dad.

[@funkapotamus86]

@@capncake8837 some of the best people were raised by the worst people.

[@trollpolice]

Hank wasn’t mild mannered he had anger issues and threatened to kick peoples ass on multiple occasions

[@deletedplzdelete779]

Hank raised himself

[@sethleoric2598]

"He's Laotian, ain'tcha Mr. Khan?" Is my favorite line from him.

[@musek5048]

He knew who the enemy was ;)

[@isaacstevens473]

Ain't no water toy, Mr. Khan. It's a genuine Winchester 20 gauge shotgun.

[@maxb5201]

I looked it up, it looks like the actual thing in design and shape. The silver plating though...Cotton must've paid a lot. He must really favors Bobby more than anyone

[@lukeblough6466]

@@maxb5201 He does...in spite of being a rubbish father to Hank.

[@rarecandy3445]

twenny gauge shatgun!!!!

[@lucasmartinez5703]

+Luke Blough Another example of how parents treat their grandkids better then their parents.

[@flybackrs]

@@maxb5201 it's not silver lol, it's nickel plated.

[@bobstevens2888]

“Hank, can’t you keep that other bag of yours shut too” 🤣🤣🤣

[@sandrastokes9847]

I was done when he said that 😂😂😂😂

[@therealbs2000]

The look of peggy really clinched it for me

[@Oblio1942]

the fact cotton didnt kill hank with that broken plate shows he loves bad hank

[@cortex8239]

And the fact Hank is smiling, shows that Cotton just has a weird way of loving Hank and Hank has a weird way of loving him.

[@jamielc3437]

Yeah the fact Hank is not even a little scared and thinks its totally ok made him seem more hard-core than I thought he was

[@akkoismydaughter3573]

​@jamielc3437 Hank comes off very proper but we forget Hank actually grew up as a bully tough guy. Hank may come off as a proper gentleman but only because he's a father

[@MasterLu2]

Cotton Hill: the most sexist, racist, misogynistic and intolerant character in King of the Hill. And we love him for it.

[@bsgambati1]

He was also abusive towards his wives and his son.

[@samuelpietrasinski8372]

He despises Japanese so much

[@birbeyboop]

I mean, I would hope you don't love him FOR those things. I love him in spite of those things because he's a hilarious parody of them.

[@TheJoec2005]

I don't think he is racist

[@felixvaladez6103]

@@birbeyboop I think that's what he meant in his comment we love him- for his dark humor. And I mean it's very stereotypical to portray cotton as such bc you gotta remember his character was based in the 60s and life was different back then. I think what we find so funny about cotton is he knows no boundaries like family guy and that's what makes it hilarious bc although they may come off as offensive to some its funny bc of its dark humor.

[@30jakeb]

"Had to stop by the wax museum and give the finger to FDR". Lol gets me every time

[@meganfaith4052]

“HATED A BABY?!” Ya’ll missed the best line

[@Michael_Sangworth]

Megan Faith this was the best of cotton hill, not Jimmy Carter. Yet I’d probably still love to see that comp

[@blake_229]

Everyone HATED that baby!

[@goldprime118]

"you gave him a loaded shotgun?" "Well you don't give a toy without batteries" *Cocks gun*

[@samthetank6762]

Well you don't give a propane tank without any fuel!

[@goldprime118]

@@samthetank6762 well you don't give a car without gas

[@sexdevil12]

Cmon dad you old skunk

[@goldprime118]

@@sexdevil12 you don't give someone a skunk without tomato paste

[@MegaSwiming]

Gold Prime come and get your tootsie rolls

[@afmghost1759]

"Hank, you won the big game. So I'm buying you and your friends...HOOKERS! Now go on boy, and pick yourself a live one!" Father of the year right there.

[@georgezuniga6298]

I'll be staying over at the hank hill home! Lmfao!

[@azmanabdula]

Wouldnt you be tired as all hell How about a beer that night

[@totallynoteverything1.]

their faces lol

[@davidromero2704]

no everyone would do that to their son..uhh for their son

[@diannadolly]

Cotton was a pedo

[@thefatking3154]

Aside from the fact that this is a comedy, that scene where he hallucinates about the men he killed is pretty terrifying

[@StuUngar]

Hallucinates? Cotton Hill beat an entire island of tojos to death with a big piece of fatty!

[@JDrevolver66]

Close to a scene in the X-Files episode "Sleepless".

[@yeanogaming1193]

THEIR COMING FROM THE TREES

[@PhantomEagle..]

That's the last thing I want if I was a war veteran

[@Phearsum]

Only monsters can kill and not be haunted by the guilt at some point in their lives. Even people completely justified in their actions often feel guilt about their decision down the road. Humans are not meant to psychologically handle killing other humans. It's a subconscious taboo we're all born knowing already. That's why every fiber of your being should radiate with disgust when you see the heinous things some people can do to others. Don't ever lose that moral compass. Loss of morality is destruction of humanity.

[@zakbax7259]

3:56 “You don’t really hate your son.” “Yes I do!” “But you don’t-“ “Head to toe!” “No, really-“ “And his wife!”

[@kingbaby8761]

"EVERYONE HATED THAT BABY!'

[@Mj-bd9co]

”I redeclare war on japan” the way that he says it 😂

[@leociresi4292]

Junichiro:” Whaaaaaaaaaa!” Like a samurai cry!

[@jackieacheson4928]

I just watched the one where cotton is Peggys physical therapist. The end is my favorite cotton scene. PEGGY YOU GET TO THE TOP OF THIS HILL AND I'LL LET YOU DANCE ON MY GRAVE! Peggy throws herself from the chair and crawls up the hill.

[@traceywoodward1354]

That was his way of motivating her...he wasn't going to let her wallow in self pity

[@cesarvictoriano8072]

Probably why he switched his Will to cremating to deny her the chance. Heh heh.

[@jackieacheson4928]

@@cesarvictoriano8072 no, they danced on it together ..

[@souregg22]

"You ready to hate me more than you've ever hated anyone?" "I already do.." "THEN WERE HALFWAY THERE!"

[@jonathanklein383]

And at that moment hanks wife went from "there" to "worthy of some respect. " Not a lot but he recognized some guts when he saw it and rewarded.

[@jayjayson9613]

I think it's from his first appearance where Cotton says "Hank, Bobby is going to stick vegetables up his nose, he is not taking over the family gas station" I couldn't stop laughing at that line.

[@prophetic0311]

I don't use the word 'hero' often. But Cotton Hill is the greatest hero in American history.

[@dannythomas417]

Much better than Abe Simpson. Abe wanted to kill his own family in the movie when his son, Homer polluted the lake.

[@thecommoncold7355]

i hear he killed fiddy men. fiddy. men.

[@MediocreMedic123]

Danny Thomas I one cotton too but Abe Simpson fought in WW1, WW2 and was also in every military branch

[@alpha5664]

No Uncle Si is

[@neomcdoom]

Lol

[@philneliusharris4189]

‘Don’t you tell me what to do, you ain’t my daddy, I’m your daddy, I won the war I can drive a car.’🤣🤣🤣 Best character on the show. No chill. Straight savage. Salute Mr. Hill

[@richardstephens5570]

"I ain't got no narrow ureety. He gets that from his mother! Mine's so damn wide, I could pass the child myself if I had to!" - Cotton Hill

[@olliegoria]

“Come on... Deep down, you don’t really hate your son” *”YES I DO”* “No you don’t-“ *”HEAD TO TOE”* “No, reall-“ *_”AND HIS WIFE”_*

[@PhantomEagle..]

"The whole lousy country is made of paper and balsy wood, gotta find me a box of matches!" My favorite quote 😂

[@albertarthurparsnips5141]

“ Balsy wood ! “ 😂

[@manuel74123698able]

MIKE JUDGE please give us another animated show! A prequel. Cotton Hill back from WWII in 50's central Texas later meeting Hank's mom, raising Hank, no chins & all. Gold!

[@sominboy2757]

60's, hank was born in 1957

[@Mohico-San]

Actually 1954.

[@samuelflavin6091]

No. Good things should be left the fuck alone.

[@spunge8170]

@@samuelflavin6091Yeah, if they did something like that again, they'd probably ruin it.

[@mcaddicts]

No Cotton hill and his army buddies in dubya dubya 2 killing fiddy men.

[@Heneggsboss]

Dale: Are you allergic to asbestos? Cotton: Hell no

[@Rigbyedits]

This was uploaded in 2019? It looks like a highlight reel from 2006

[@Evan-lc4ub]

Rigby bro it’s king of the hill? what to you mean, these are from 06😂

[@unsolicitedinput9185]

@@Evan-lc4ub I think they're talking about the editing style of the channel.

[@vpLuBu]

@@unsolicitedinput9185 and the bit rate

[@ToriKo_]

UnsolicitedInput especially the intro edit

[@ToriKo_]

Adrian Flores ?

[@BrokenDread]

"Hey, missy. How bout some sammiches" Is the greatest line ever spoken by a character.

[@Milksthename]

You’ve gotta get her in the moneymakers!

[@whoisyouranime]

4:09 "YOU AIN'T MY DADDY! I'M YOUR DADDY!" 😂

[@healthybeautynutricioncoac4562]

It’s Just Like Sanford And Son 😂

[@nigeldean1813]

Lmfao when dale has to pick cotton up to moon hank😂

[@frankmartinez9413]

Video ends at 5:02 You're welcome!

[@kristoffersjboden5313]

You're

[@rustyshackleford5743]

IT ENDS AFTER SUBSCRIBE WHAT A LETDOWN

[@katelamb4073]

I know!! Wtf..🙄🙄

[@katelamb4073]

Kristoffer Sjøboden really🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[@kristoffersjboden5313]

Kate Lamb Yeah

[@Jaredsfarm]

Cotton was honestly the best part of the show.

[@akimboslice9867]

He was so disgusted at the sight of his sons neck 🤣🤣🤣🤣 He is EASILY on the mount rushmore of animated characters

[@johnd.rednut297]

I love how disrespectful cotton is but he's as nice as can be to "Mr.Khan" xDDD

[@kendallrivers1119]

That's because they're played by the same actor so naturally Cotton and Khan like each other lol.

[@Reed___]

^Naaa I think it’s cuz Cotton had much respect for Laotian people

[@h0b0b0z0]

"How am I gonna get past the Japarazzi??" lmao 2:56

[@getschwifty9531]

I can't believe I never noticed this line hahaha

[@leociresi4292]

Cotton:” Good Lord! Your wearing’ butt boobies!”🤣🤣🤣

[@bbplay13]

I had a straight face until then. I lost it.

[@citizenno.0332]

PUMP JOCKEY dad im not a pump jocke.. WORKS FOR TIPS

[@tonyhodgin1158]

Citizen No.0 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ackattack1002]

You missed his line to Peggy about expressing feelings! “Get in the kitchen and put ‘em in a bundt cake!”

[@Shrimpfriedpee]

i changed my mind, cotton is my favorite anime character

[@juicedaone1153]

Lmfao

[@EclecticallyEccentric]

Who was your other favorite?

[@mr.skateandwatch]

The way cotton moves as he “declares war on Japan” is wierd Satisfying n smooth. The animators must’ve used a lot of frames for this

[@Nunya_Bidness_53]

You omitted his finest moment: a flashback to his marital "bliss" with Hank's mom. Shes on her hands and knees scrubbing the floor, while he's in his easy chair with a beer. He props his little knee-feet up on her back as if she's a coffee table, and declares "Scruuub a dub DUUB, I think ahm in 'LUUUUB' !"

[@Florid4Blackz]

0:35 Hank was ready to play play fight meanwhile Cotton really wanted to kill em 😂😂😂😂😂

[@gpie4850]

"I ain't got a narrow urethy! He gets that from his mother!Mines so damn wide I could pass the child myself if I had to!" -Cotton Hill

[@Curitive]

Cotton having a bad trip in the sweat lodge is too real lmao

[@EmiliusReturns]

It is kinda cute how the rest of them were shocked to see Junichiro but Cotton just smiles ear to ear.

[@RiddlerQM]

"Good god, you got a fat neck hank!" 🤣

[@TotoDG]

RIP Cotton Hill.

[@covertocoverbookreviews6721]

Thank you

[@Maximillian200HP]

You cut out the part where Jimmy Carter said: "THEY TOLD ME IT WAS BULLET-PROOF!".

[@williamcortelyou4524]

Lol, that was great!

[@xenawolf]

Not about Jimmy; it's 'bout Cotton!

[@cameronwhite2027]

Cotton: “You see, Bobby? Your father’s generation is giving away everything we fought for!” Boy was that line prophetic…

[@korystephens3318]

In several ways than one

[@zackzeman6449]

amen to that

[@seanceystephens6512]

I love how he can still hold on to a piece of the plate he threw down without the whole plate breaking

[@dynaheart]

Lovin the 4 hours of a black screen at the end

[@c0ntra605]

This show makes me proud to be an American on so many levels

[@herbcutler3194]

I feel like Cotton deserves a lot more respect given everything he went through. Like most veterans.

[@lufsolitaire5351]

I don’t even give a fuck if he’s a politically incorrect old man, he’s hilarious.

[@ViewsFromTheDeathStar]

Bro when Dale held up Cotton so he could show his ass I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

[@beckyboo1433]

Love it 😆

[@caseclosed9342]

Imagine if cotton had to deal with today’s wokeness.

[@rebeccaagholor9622]

Probably twist it up and ram it up its own ass!

[@talkingthetalk3640]

He's a cartoon character.

[@nickwright4079]

@@talkingthetalk3640 this is the right response

[@sr.mental5876]

Good thing he died before meeting them, would had have a worse heart attack.

[@tendedwinner748]

@@talkingthetalk3640 a dead cartoon character to add to it

[@1960frj]

Cotton is pretty much how my late grandpa’s voice sounded. If he was a cartoon character, he’d be voiced by Toby Huss.

[@shadowman4963]

I love the smile Hank has at 0:37 it's always nice to see him enjoy a moment with his father

[@belugaboi4167]

1:23 Thanks fatty don’t mind if I do

[@Fractalwaveeee]

1:55 Dale just casually lifts a man up with one arm, absolute chad

[@hawkmaster381]

Cotton was the ultimate alpha male.

[@bethanyoneal5789]

“Good god, you’ve got a fat neck Hank!” That line always kills me

[@Bawgle]

Cotton is my voice for Resetti from Animal Crossing

[@brandonbarnett7008]

My favorite part was the three and a half minutes of darkness.

[@kyodj5]

I've been watching this for a decade... I die laughing every time.

[@ericgarringer6911]

"Your wife's not allowed in my Cadillac car, unless she's in the trunk"

[@monsterhouse6095]

4:07 (breaks car window) “oops” 4:09 don’t you tell me what to do! YOU’RE AIN’T MY DADDY, I’M YOU’RE DADDY!! (Breaks plate)

[@tytoguardian]

4:20 Me when I hear something outrageous and need to express myself by destroying something.

[@dkrom]

"Hey missy, how bout some sammiches" Lol.

[@backroadsliving7740]

"GOOD LORD COTTON YOU GAVE HIM A LOADED SHOTGUN' (cotton calm as can be ) " well you dont give a toy without batteries I WANT THIS MAN AS MY GRANDPA 🤣🤣🤣

[@leociresi4292]

I’m buying you a hooker! Go on! Pick out a live one!🤣🤣🤣

[@ironybob]

Every best scene from Cotton Hill is every scene with Cotton Hill

[@tonyradcliffe1887]

0:45 (smack) hey missy how bout some Sammiches 🥪 lol 😂 so funny

[@coolguy02536]

SAMMICHES

[@alakardglanoth]

I've called them sammiches my entire life because of Cotton Hill...I regret nothing

[@Tribal_Soldier]

"Well you don't give a toy without batteries" Man Cotton is the best.

[@sominboy2757]

0:54 straight legend. Why couldnt my dad do that for me?

[@williamcortelyou4524]

Well, did you win the big game?

[@onyxrainify]

Stop avoiding the question, did you win the big game or not?

[@DH-xw6jp]

Well, did you win the big game?

[@pacmancdi]

He wanted you to get a job so you could buy your own hookers 😂

[@derianmendez6121]

“Ahh damn hank you got a fat neck” lmaoo

[@Nicebitoftucka]

I like when Cotton raises his voice to DeDe at first you think he's mean but he just turns up his hearing aid

[@nicholasbryant8268]

Tried to strangle Dale for ratting him out priceless. Lol.

[@chrisrambo8142]

AHHHHHHH🤣🤣🤣

[@joshuabrooks4907]

Cotton was abrasive, but we loved him.

[@Flootyy]

this man was an absolute menace

[@joshuabrooks4907]

"You lawn jockeys were here when i left two months ago!"

[@trd858]

cotton is my grandfather who served in the navy with the sound on full blast. lol. i love cotton and i love my grandfather.

[@kisermooney7165]

America needs Cotton hill more now than ever😂

[@gabrielsanchez9629]

A REAL AMERICAN HERO. 🫡🫡

[@joshhouston3443]

This lasagna’s gone cold. Hank’s wife can’t do anything right.

[@Mickocarbomb]

4:20 sums up our current status of the US

[@demonicwarrior2438]

Ok

[@shelleysargent4827]

?

[@sweep-n-clear]

Jacob Reichert 4 reals...& we got 2 other dingbats who don't know wtf is going on...they just post "OK" & "?"...idiot @$$ Demo-craps

[@wildchicken679]

people died to win our lands and now we’re giving it away. Making their sacrifice worthless.

[@nateygoat]

ok

[@HarukaChan2468]

3:31 I LOVE THAT PART

[@linette321]

What about "Not in the face! That's how I make my living." And don't forget him telling Luanne that a man has to tell her she's attractive. 🤣🤣

[@RS7RV]

Cotton genuinely loves Bobby but has distain for Hank

[@capncake8837]

1:00 “Pick yourself a *LIVE* one.” As opposed to a dead one?

[@Jotinko]

Best character on the Show!!!!!!!!

[@ThrashMetalGuru]

I most definitely agree :D

[@johneverette699]

Yes I agree cotton is my favorite

[@campbellz_soup6071]

1:18 “they’ll be staying over to hank hill’s home!”

[@calvinspiff4348]

I dont need no anesthetic. Did Lincoln ask for girlie gas when they blowed his head off!?

[@dogwithplasticwheels5476]

0:17 When you finally find that damned Specter in DOOM

[@Seeker_Blade]

Ah yes. My favorite character on the show

[@yonezawa2810]

Don’t sass me boy, you ain’t too big for me to give you a lickin’!

[@terrinauh1576]

Snorlax as Hank, Azurmarill as Peggy, Togedemaru as Bobby, Clefairy as Luanne, Wobbuffet as Dale, Quagsire as Bill, Dunspace as Angel, Sudowoodo as Luanne's Boyfriend, Meowth as Cotton, Chenasy as Didi, Poliwhirl as Joseph, Vulpex as Connie, Xaru as Redcorn, Mew as Tillie.

[@Mrrobot1979]

Cotton obviously cares about hank. He also loves his grandson

[@elz1250]

The way he said “ it’s a genuine Winchester, 20 gauge shotgun” was badass

[@leociresi4292]

And now Peggy Hill has a Genuine Winchester 20 gauge shotgun!

[@Chopan8809]

Cotton's wife looks like Luanne lol

[@mrexcelsior1414]

It is a small town, wink

[@lucasmartinez5703]

Luanne's got a butt like Didi too. Probably was in heaven between two gorgeous ladies who silently resent him lol.

[@hollie9487]

MrExcelsior Alabama intensifies

[@lagumlemoni331]

0:32 the most wholesome thing I have ever seen

[@yesman.]

6:45 is my favorite

[@CrazyClara101]

"EVERYONE hated that baby!" "HATED a BABY??!!" Thats the plot to Resident Evil Village

[@benjamindanielsen5204]

"You'd give back Ghandi's diapers if you had 'em!" I mean, those things are probably well over 120 years old by this point, so I dunno about you but I'd *definitely* give them back if I had them.