Best of Idiocracy- Dr Lexus!

One of the best Scenes. Dr. Lexus!
Idiocracy 2006 comedy film, directed by Mike Judge. Starring Luke Wilson and Maya Rudolph.

[@dankfuzzball]

This scene has given me ambition to go to college and med school for 12yrs so I can walk into a patient's room and say "It says in your chart that your shits all fucked up."

[@KingLich451]

did it work out?

[@faceripper77]

Sad that we cant say the other part without ppl going REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@hurensohn7605]

what I do is like uuuuuhhh like u know uuuuh uh uuuuuuuhh"

[@0mnicide]

You can obtain the same joy from walking into a doctors office and asking “Give it to me straight doc, how fucked up is my shit.”

[@faceripper77]

@@0mnicide should he answer with “look i dont wanna be a dick or nothin, but..” just get outta there before the bad news hits

[@farefouse]

I love the 2 buildings tied together.

[@eluweniestargazer2570]

farefouse olly OMG me too. Bungie corded together. ROFL.

[@qwertyuiop3455]

@@eluweniestargazer2570 Cool story Scro

[@techbro1979]

That is what happens with deregulation, no building codes and no public services like garbage pickup and road repair.

[@ottospiel]

It's not a strawman. Go visit a poor country and you'll see that it's like this. Try Africa.

[@tommerker8063]

@@ottospiel africa is not a country

[@user-cc4go1jk9s]

"Why come you dont have a tattoo" gets me every time

[@mikejones3560]

Why come you don't have vax? 2021

[@sheepketchup9059]

@@mikejones3560 found the anti-vaxxer.

[@elu5ive]

@@sheepketchup9059 vaccines are an amazing invention and saved many millions during last century. the problem right now is that 1) these are experimental genetically modified ones and haven't been tested well. 2) they have an extraordinary high rate and severity of side-effects and may have yet unknown long-term side-effects (possibly genetic damage to future children). 3) vaccines for respiratory viruses are barely useful, because these viruses mutate very quickly (1-2 times a year and new variants are often immune to current vaccines) and by the time there's a vaccine - most of those who would die - already died and those who would be fine on their own - are fine. at this point it's just a trillion dollar business for the pharma industry

[@reidsimonson]

@@sheepketchup9059 I guess making fun of the dogmatic zealous like activism makes you an antivaxxer, but not someone who is making fun of the craziness of it. Tells us a lot about where people’s heads are at today.

[@Cheesemonk3h]

@Wischmoppswell apparently faucci says that it was probably created in a laboratory

[@7_ayin]

Justin Long deserved an Oscar playing the role of Dr. Lexus 🥲

[@Holymackarel_babadoogaming123]

He's also the actor of Wallace in Tusk 😭

[@SirIkeMedia]

We're so close to this, it's almost a documentary.

[@DrakeBrunette]

People gotta stop like...saying this...its a real bummer ya know? And like not accurate and stuff.

[@alienlabs]

@@DrakeBrunette Indeed, idiocracy it's too optimistic to be a documentary. Just the fact alone that there are IQ tests and people with IQ are asked to fix problems and are given power to fix it, should be enough to disqualify the movie from the "documentary" label.

[@alienlabs]

​@@TheDanm22 Wow. What a powerful point you're bringing on the table.

[@TheDanm22]

@@alienlabs I cannot waste too much time/energy/attention providing details to someone that I can plainly see doesn't have a firm grasp of the greater concepts at work and how they relate to the world at large. You Don't Understand.

[@alienlabs]

@@TheDanm22 So, you're right and I'm wrong. Another powerful point. Congratulations. And such an amazing ability to understand people. I'm impressed.

[@notsure1969]

"My first wife was tarded. She's a pilot now." That might be the funniest line of the movie.

[@guyazbell8169]

Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. where in the Sam did you get your masters at?

[@kev_whatev]

Nah, that’s “Go away. ‘Batin’!”

[@battlehenge4]

If that’s what you think then you haven’t seen the whole movie.

[@beakfordflappering4647]

facts "why dont you have an exepmtion certificate??????? wheres your mask?? paiehrohewkgfjbsdkjbnfjksdnfkjnfkjn" (hoaxtards)

[@WorthlessDeadEnd]

@@beakfordflappering4647 "Trust the science" So motherfuckers ride motorcycles without wearing helmets, but they're sure to put their masks on.

[@planetschlock]

If my doctor walked in smoking a massive blunt and greeted me with "How's it hang, ese?", I probably wouldn't feel so ripped off by my health insurance.

[@sjl3137]

and that is called Canada.

[@ShaneBales]

Yea weed is so cool and you're like super edgy brah.

[@chalsfo]

well.. try living in denmark - its all "free" - well, if you dont start rooting or alike when its your turn

[@guyazbell8169]

Planet Schlock welcome to mediscare!

[@michaelr9028]

Planet Schlock what a profound statement! 👍🏼😂🤣

[@synesthesia251]

DoctEr: "what i do is just like uuuuuuhhhh hhhhhhhuuuu you know what i mean????" absolute quality humor at its best!

[@ShaneBales]

Arnold Nagy Hey cool, you have ears also.

[@bassage13]

Sounds like every pothead I've ever known.

[@willferrel6896]

Arnold Nagy like huh h uhuh

[@ravenwestr1681]

Best line in the movie

[@dooshyd]

sounds like joe biden lol

[@josh656]

This never gets old. “Don’t want to sound like a dick or nothing...”

[@roguetuber4377]

My cousin acts just like the doctor

[@seamus2112ophelan]

Nor…

[@bguzewi0]

“Don’t worry, scro! Plenty of tards out there are living really kick ass lives” would be the perfect quote for a motivational poster.

[@timsanchez5834]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BaseK59]

*scrot

[@jobardu]

That is kick-ass observation.

[@subsamadhi]

​@BaseK59 its actually *scro. Its early 2000s fratboy speak that just means "bro" for just dumb drunk people. It didnt last long. Thats how you know this movie is dated

[@traviscarr6536]

@@subsamadhii immediately recognize people as straight geniuses as soon as they start bro’n .

[@anunnakimenagerie]

I hope this movie is still around for people to watch on March 3, 2505

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

I hope people are still around to watch this movie in 2505

[@cbalan777]

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 We aren't going to be here in 2025 much less 2505.

[@joergmaass]

They probably won't be able to understand it because of the refined and complex language. Thank the people who defunded public schools and libraries, and the ones who razed environmental laws to protect the population from harmful chemicals.

[@frankgarrett242]

@@cbalan777 Sure thing CB. You Malthusian cult members have been saying the same thing since the early 1970’s.

[@cbalan777]

@@frankgarrett242 Malthusian what? I don't even know what that is. Perhaps learn to pick up on sarcasm too.

[@MrJosephdrummond]

this is actually pretty good bedside manner. his "don't worry, scrot" was very reassuring

[@maryfreebed9886]

You're not wrong. I've personally encountered much worse in real life.

[@sheepishisme]

I always think its funny to imagine that the plane crashed into costco later in the film was piloted by Dr Lexus' tarded wife.

[@Notjacobsilvestri]

They definitely meant to imply that this script was really well thought out

[@sheepishisme]

@@Notjacobsilvestri Sounds like something Judge would do.

[@camkraw893]

Ex wife

[@GeneralBuckNaked]

Thats the plane that was accidently shot down by the cop. Who was holding the rocket launcher backwards

[@HarryBalzak]

@@GeneralBuckNaked You are correct. When they turned of Frito's car battery and all the cops started shooting wildly.

[@Corymachine]

St. God's Hospital gets me every time

[@zedalba]

St. God's Memorial. Get it right 😂

[@VirginSnake2025]

And it's not even alligned correctly as well.

[@chrisdaco22]

I wish this guy would've been his sidekick for the rest of the movie. Justin Long was hilarious in this.

[@DrMurdercock]

Yep. ONly reason this clip isn't more famous today, is PC culture im guessing. Some may not like his use of "fag" and "retard"

[@Lizard1582]

paranoid

[@BadOpticon]

Agreed, the only flaw in this movie is Justin and Dax’s characters should’ve been swapped. I could watch this clip all day and still find it hilarious

[@etiennedegaulle3817]

@@DrMurdercock That's so tarded

[@super266]

@@DrMurdercock Indeed, why wouldn't they like the f-word which was used to denigrate gay people for an entire century. Imagine the privilege making such dumbass statements lol.

[@Pfsif]

Doctor visit was 1.5 Billion dollars, we're almost there now.

[@hankrearden20]

Doctor walks into the office, "Hi! That'll be $500 now." " But Doctor you haven't done anything yet." "You're right! That'll cost extra."

[@lrodriguez6691]

I know....my hemorrhoids are bad.....I am so scared to go to the doctor..

[@umaddotcom2799]

@@lrodriguez6691 and you’re proudly waving that flag which in your pfp.

[@lrodriguez6691]

@@umaddotcom2799 as far as I am concerned, there's no pride on suffering from any dissease or medical condition....hemorrhoids being one of them

[@umaddotcom2799]

@@lrodriguez6691 then vote in healthcare for all. I’m from 🇬🇧 and trust me when I say it’s only going to improve your life, even if that means you spend the entirety of your life campaigning it. We all deserve medical care.

[@PsyloSatan]

One of my favorite parts is how hard it is to quote your favorite parts without getting the post deleted by KZbin, which really drives the point of this movie home. Mike Judge works in mysterious ways. 👍👍👍

[@mikegeiler2347]

Well if anyone tries to tell you this movie is what will happen if “the left” keeps control, just remind them of the incredibly non-PC language used so freely by everyone, as well as totally neglecting the environment

[@VideoGameStupidLC]

I was wondering why I was seeing so many comments about the wife pilot or the "you know, this is what you do, ha ha ha ha!" and none about the "other" reason why his chart is all f'ed up. Censorship is real.

[@Chris_0803]

There's that gag talk we talked about earlier

[@danielsweeney8164]

There goes that bundle of sticks talk we talked about...

[@Carl_McMelvin]

Welcome to fascisttube. The propaganda machine.

[@nobodysXghost]

I need people to understand how important this movie is to me.

[@patrickbuchanan2510]

Right there with ya.

[@NexusKin]

After I discovered this movie, I realized just how much we really need people like President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho and Secretary Not Sure today.

[@briangranger1741]

u mean documentary from the future.

[@slewone4905]

WHere's your vaccine passport. He's unmasked! Unmasked UnMasked.!!!!

[@briangranger1741]

@@slewone4905 well played

[@bijibadness]

"Whycome you don't have a tattoo?" yes, this movie is turning positively spooky with its predictions on the future.

[@singkilfilipinas5574]

Republicans need to be tattood with the Nazi symbol and exposed to the public as such.

[@Thizzfather]

Why you no have your vacc card?

[@Dyadactic]

@@singkilfilipinas5574 You’re a crazy person. Stop politicizing things so much

[@juliapigworthy]

@@singkilfilipinas5574 if we're looking for modern comparisons to the Nazis it'd be the Dems, since the Nazi Socialists were basically far left not far right, being a top down authoritarian book-burning Jew-hating cancel culture types, with the modern version of the brownshirts being the likes of Antifa, BLM, and Extinction Rebellion.

[@bestthingsinceslicedrice]

Are you from the Philippines? If so then you dont have a clue on who the real Nazi's are and its understandable. I can tell you are getting duped by Democrap propaganda where they parrot the same lie that Republicans are racist but its actually them that are constantly doing racist acts. Just observe closely what they are doing and how constantly they give their supporters a sense of victim mentality

[@ZesPak]

What I notice more and more when people talk about this movie is how "the world will end up if we listen to the left/right", completely oblivious to the fact that this movie heavily criticized both.

[@elosoguapo8137]

It wasn’t really a political movie at all, but people like to inject their political mores into it. The idea was that humanity devolved because dumb people keep having lots of kids and the smart genes were weeded out of existence. Nothing political there. While it’s a funny concept, statically, human IQ is actually increasing on average over generations.

[@rustyshackleford1114]

It really is about all of us and how we are getting ourselves dumbed-down to over reliable on technology. I used to be a great speller but now I am pretty mediocre.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

It’s definitely more one side 😅. If you didn’t get that, you may be the problem. This was made during the Bush years. Judge wanted to use it as a commercial to prevent the 🤡 in 2016 but Fox owned it and didn’t allow that. So, it is a criticism of the right and conservatives. It’s not a perfect criticism, but very accurate. I mean, the 🤡 even tried to appoint the CEO of Carl’s Jr.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

@@rustyshackleford1114That’s more on your memory than anything. I correct autocorrect a lot of the different usage of words. Are you sure you were a good speller? It’s the people not having critical thinking skills to question anything that is being criticized. Like people who don’t question why a criminal terrorist millionaire wants to be president. It’s to get himself out of jail and give himself tax breaks while letting the rest of us pay for his vacations and giving his friends tax breaks as well.

[@rustyshackleford1114]

@JDMimeTHEFIRST cry it out, ballsniffer.

[@Magnazar-nx6wz]

Watched this for the first time yesterday, "What I do Is just....like...uhh, you know...heheh...you know what I mean?" Made me lose my shit laughing cause that's how most people my age talk now, this movie truly is ahead of it's time.

[@DustinBarlow8P]

18 I'm guessing?

[@Magnazar-nx6wz]

@@DustinBarlow8P 24

[@racekrasser7869]

@@Magnazar-nx6wz christ I hope not

[@Magnazar-nx6wz]

@Jerrod ButaIi a fuckin men

[@robinhood5627]

@Jerrod ButaIi That's "tarded" dumbass! /s

[@Mostafa-rq9rm]

My first wife was tarted. She's a pilot now.

[@reallynow5357]

*I can't stop laughing at this!!!* 😆😅😂🤣💀☠️

[@Mostafa-rq9rm]

0:50

[@salazam]

@AleaIactaEst He must be living a kickass life

[@spartangoku7610]

We later see a plane crashing in the movie.

[@TilKrisz]

Yep, but that plane crashes because of wrong use of RPG by the police, I guess

[@6400ab]

This is the actual cyberpunk we're headed toward.

[@djmars1983]

@@GPOLICE actually we're 75% to 80% out of the way there

[@kintsugikame]

@@GPOLICE why would you tell your doctor you’re a gun owner? that seems medically irrelevant

[@chasedowney3358]

This is a test run to make people scannable or unscannable. Don't be a sheep.

[@kintsugikame]

@@GPOLICE since when? I feel like the only time they need to ask that is if you’re mentally unstable and posing a threat to yourself or others. And besides, even if a doctor does ask if you own a gun, you can just say no, like what’s the point in telling him?

[@kintsugikame]

@@GPOLICE “victim?” I’m pretty sure one of the things they teach you in concealed carry class is NOT to announce to people that you have a gun (except in special circumstances like a cop pulling you over). You’re only a victim of your own stupidity if you tell everyone who asks that you own a gun

[@Chickidydow]

And remember, he is a respected doctor. He's way at the good end of the bell curve in that future.

[@tuseroni6085]

"stick this one in your mouth and this one in your butt" * reluctantly does it * "oh, nah, other way around"

[@PeterTeal77]

Trust the experts man

[@massimobernardo-]

Person Woman Man Camera Tv

[@iviaverick52]

"Why come you don't have a tattoo?" kills me every time.

[@spenser9908]

😂 same

[@topnetworkersgroup]

UNSCANNABLE!!!!!! lmao!!!! reminds me of UNVACCINATED!!!

[@Yusabich]

The best part is it was done in adr so they had to book a session at a studio for justin long to go in and say that. Fantastic.

[@jquest43]

amazing documentary

[@HazyFieldPeople]

bassage13 Mike Judge truly knew the world on how it would develop 😂 TIMELESS flick.

[@wildwoman2able]

WE Are HERE 😨

[@abrahamlincoln9758]

@@wildwoman2able Why come you don't have a tattoo?

[@beakfordflappering4647]

"why dont you have an exepmtion certificate??????? wheres your mask?? paiehrohewkgfjbsdkjbnfjksdnfkjnfkjn" (hoaxtards)

[@THETRIVIALTHINGS]

Yep. Yep...The Nightmare has begun.

[@Fromard]

I think Justine Long's work here is very underrated. He really does a phenomenal job.

[@zer0deaths862]

He was just being himself.

[@Flyingsaucer79]

In my professional opinion, this was his best performance to date

[@TheGuroLOLITA]

Right? Kickass.

[@BrainsBrainzBrains]

@@Flyingsaucer79 Zack and Miri was pretty great too

[@neoneherefrom5836]

Yeah like how he not gettid an Oscar and shit

[@RealChiliConQueso]

Never noticed the pharmaceutical brands on the wall - "Bonerax" and "Blackdik"

[@mansonaty]

Lmfaoo

[@lordofrims]

"Omnigro" in the cashier

[@mrcritical6751]

I’m guessing both of those are penis enlargement drugs

[@bigsassyster]

where does it say those?

[@RealChiliConQueso]

@@bigsassyster Bonerax @ 0:10 (right side of screen), Blackdik @ 1:38 (left side of screen) and 1:44

[@papasquat355]

15 years later and this has become a documentary.

[@bigmike-]

If only the idiots in this country were as harmless as what's portrayed in the film; Instead, our idiots are violent, callous, racist shitheads who think the virus is a hoax and tried to storm the capital on the 6th :-/

[@papasquat355]

@@bigmike- yep. And they're not the only ones.

[@davefred]

@@bigmike- Nah, instead we have idiots who believe every single thing out of a politician's mouth. Elected a dementia patient who can barely construct a coherent sentence and likes to smell little girls. Hate family values. Try to push "intolerance" and ""equality"" every chance they get, yet are probably the most racist group in the country. Unironically call everyone they disagree with "racists" or "fascists". And oh, support a domestic terrorist organisation who've burned buildings, looted stores and beaten and killed people, but when the other side does the "same thing" act like it's the end of the world.

[@davefred]

@@papasquat355 The only idiots we have unfortunately are like the person you responded to.

[@GrimReaperNegi]

The director never knew!

[@ryanmahoney1109]

I love how he gets increasingly more scared that joe doesn't have a UPC tattoo 😂

[@Thompson200Z]

sounds like people now

[@DavidVassleofYeshua]

@@Thompson200Z You mean how some people react if you're unvaccinated? I

[@literallyunderrated]

Unscannable! 😲

[@masonkane5884]

Seen this a thousand times and always laugh. Just noticed that the tag on the door is spelled "docter".

[@goldinthefurnace]

Lmfao 😹

[@mikelouis9389]

At Saint God's Hospital lmfao

[@What-go8ng]

indeed, one who docts

[@dfo990]

the five billion dollar bill also.

[@mikelouis9389]

@Michael Oberg Gosh, hyperbole is above your pay grade? Sad.

[@pauldavis9387]

The saddest thing is; this is becoming more relevant every day. We continually more closer to this every sad day. This wasn’t fiction. It was prognostication.

[@MichaelWilliams-hf9ec]

Theres that fagtalk we talked about

[@Themaindiscourse]

no it wasn't we're more educated than we ever were, it's just funny

[@_LilRascal_]

Dr. Lexus refers to Joe as “an unscannable”, implying there are others unscanned. His reaction of terror implies unscannables are people to be feared. The thing is after Joe is apprehended there’s no further mention of unscannables, and the plot shifts to searching for the time machine. My theory is that there’s no such thing as “unscannables” lurking out in the wastelands. Instead, over time people just mixed up the word “unscannable” with “cannibal” and thought they meant the same thing.

[@theEVOhero94]

Or theyve been fed so much propaganda theyve been lead to believe negative things about people that choose to or are smart enough to make their own decisions 🤔... kinda whats going on right now wouldn't you say?

[@ManiacMayhem7256]

@@theEVOhero94 HMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@Cobalt985]

@@theEVOhero94 what a boring fucking comment. you had to really generalize there to get the comment to fit even a little. no, I would not say.

[@theEVOhero94]

@@Cobalt985 idk I was probably High when I wrote that comment. Pretty sure idiocracy is a prophecy and Mike Judge a prophet.

[@earthelucidator]

@@theEVOhero94 absolutely correct. Dont mind the scared ignoramus that cant grasp what u are saying like Dr. Lexus

[@chris3325]

Idiocracy might actually be a better future because dude was able to walk right in and see a doctor.

[@pvw732]

Creator of Idiocracy: "I'm no prophet: I was off by 490 years."

[@tomsandoval2607]

I saw that interview. I couldn't stop laughing.

[@rapper4christ84]

I love Mike judge

[@Pllayer064]

He never said that, it's a liberal hoax!

[@dampking]

Mike judge said himself eugenics isn’t real. We are not getting dumber at all. You sit at home watching propaganda that gives you a cynical and false sense of humanity.

[@Name-el9ps]

Idiocracy somehow got a lot of things right, but the thing that’s the most glaringly wrong thing in my eyes is the people are relaxed and happy in this film whereas in the real future [now] no one is happy.

[@FlakeyPM]

"You will own nothing and be happy" (the great reset)

[@Goldy01]

The point is that people have become too dumb to worry. Ignorance is bliss, and all that.

[@topnetworkersgroup]

we are in the early stages still; this movie is set about 400 years from now; but we are clearly, well on our way!!!

[@Tbizzz42]

This movie is a comedic masterpiece.

[@demogog3449]

This scene is actually terrifying.

[@YoungSandyGray]

because we are living it now

[@Keys879]

why come you don't have a mask?

[@ravioliraver2068]

@@Keys879 WhY cOmE i HaVe To WeAr MaSK OrAnGe MaN sAy SiCkNeSs FaKe

[@Keys879]

@@ravioliraver2068 (Because it is. Read Fauci's emails)

[@ravioliraver2068]

@@Keys879 then why does trump say to get the vaccine?

[@SebTheMusician]

"Everyone I know is dead!" That shit hit hard...

[@yakamen]

I like how the way he talks is a persistent issue to all the future locals in this movie. Its fabulous.

[@OlJimbo]

why come you dont have a tatoo

[@tmanepic]

ttslike, ya know heha

[@darreng8583]

Why come you can speak like that? ,oh yeah he's living in our future...that's why come LOL.

[@trainerrhiannon5252]

One of my favorite lines in this movie. 🤣 I die every time.

[@duaneninjaray]

😂😂

[@melted8368]

your smartphone is your tattoo...this is seriously becoming reality.

[@Thoroughly_Wet]

the continued tattoo questioning by Dr. Lexus while Joe is having his revelation is hilarious

[@keystoneplumber]

We're almost to this point 500 years early

[@keystoneplumber]

@TeacherCarolineInGuatemala anything is better than people like Fauci and tranny -Richard- Rachel Levine

[@Elohim77Yah77]

We There~ Been There Since 2015ish

[@rustyshackleford1114]

@@TeacherCarolineInGuatemala Spotted the government toadie.

[@solohans4740]

So nice to Mike judge to predict the future for us. Too bad the documentary so real we couldn’t avoid it.

[@ninkly]

I’ve been watching this clip a lot. No, I don’t think I’m smarter than everyone, but this shows a moment of awakening about humanity’s blind mental programs which kinda makes it brilliant especially in combination with the excellent comedic acting that make it such a gentle revelation.

[@petermanson3475]

Best part of the entire movie! "you know what I'd do is... just like... haha... you know... like... ah... you know what I'm saying? like... hahahhahaha..." Why come this part is never talked about?

[@theHDLify]

The doctor's advice lol

[@King42089]

I use it in daily life when people ask me what I do for a living. It's hilarious to watch their reactions.

[@kornKoRn22]

Why come you don’t have a tattoo??

[@JonPITBZN]

Don't worry, scrote!

[@coyotebongwater8986]

Lol yeah this line is my favorite part of the movie

[@dLimboStick]

This movie is a documentary, and we'll reach that level of idiocracy much sooner than 2505.

[@paulanthonyjohns]

who knew america would reach this by 2021?

[@LLCoolPass]

April, 2020

[@rubenoteiza9261]

I saw for the first time Justin Long in the finale of That 70s Show and I have to say he impressed me so much with his comedic talent that I am sure he could have by himself alone saved the series, he could have replaced both Topher Grace and Aston Kutcher and carried the series on his shoulders for an entire season.

[@PantsofVance]

Well it looks like they got inflation under control, five billion for a doctor's visit in 2505 doesn't sound that bad

[@jasonmaguire7552]

Assuming a doctors visit cost $50 in the year 2000, 5 billion after 505 years is equal to an average annual inflation rate of around 3.72%

[@Yobott]

docter*

[@lordrathut]

The time machine ride was 20 billion so I like that inflation if the hospital is only 5 billion

[@Salad360]

I like how he doesn't question why he was asked to pay over a billion dollars for his visit.

[@tbewin1z143]

"this many" dollars

[@invizig9137]

inflation

[@X-Prime123]

For all of the 20th century we were all hoping and expecting a fantastic future. Meanwhile this is where we're going.

[@artisriga]

Are are almost there buddy!

[@DJAntonetti]

Why come you don't have a tattoo....

[@Linuxdirk]

tattoo …

[@j.r.1903]

well. this didnt took 500 years to be a thing. it's something that you hear every week now

[@bloodyshrapnel2119]

Mark of tge beast

[@bloodyshrapnel2119]

Quantum dot tattoo. Mark of the beast. Its here

[@shredda7]

@@bloodyshrapnel2119 yes bro. bill gates' quantum dot tattoo and elon musk's neura link

[@philasyr]

I'm dead serious. I think Justin Long deserves an Oscar for this.

[@bennettturk3206]

I've hade phone interviews with recruiters like this. Idiocracy is happening now.

[@blaket1841]

One of the funniest things that goes unnoticed for most about this scene is how it emulates modern health care in that you receive bills while receiving no help sometimes. Thousands of dollars in bills (in this case billions) for what was essentially being given the run around. The medical field is one of the few jobs where you can achieve no results for a patient and still expect ludicrous payments for no rendered service. Not that Dr. Lexus could help his situation anyways. He chalked up the experience as hallucinations caused by army drugs. Still the point remains of charging for no services rendered.

[@DASPRiD]

No worries, that's only US health care ;)

[@MrWolfSnack]

You're paying for an opinion. Welcome to med school.

[@colinbradfield72]

He does such a great job whenever he’s about to make a statement at the beginning and he’s like oh you know what I’m saying but he actually never said anything this is hilarious

[@siavashsabet2462]

Right!!! Kick ass! Such an underrated line. 😂

[@ElDuderino502]

This movie should be shown in schools.

[@joseesparza7488]

This is the most genius movie in the history of all time! And it has electrolytes!!!

[@clutchcarabelli8054]

This years compliance was your first step

[@bman9469]

"Unscannable!" Haha me at Walmart checkout

[@jodythomas4324]

I swear ever since this movie came out it’s almost like we’ve gone into hyperdrive towards this fate.

[@DarthDimmadome]

“She’s a pilot now” 😂

[@FurEngel]

"My first wife was 'tarded... shes a pilot now!" LOL

[@EvilDeadRecordsVideo]

"Why come you don't have your vaccination??"

[@user-vm1hh2lp1b]

I watched this when it came out saying imagine if the word actually turned out like this in the future... and NOW, I honestly feel like we’re heading towards this...

[@sea4our]

such an incredible movie man

[@krustyassninja666]

Still as funny as was the first time I seen it. We need more doctors like this in the world.

[@Squeakypickles619]

Everybody should watch this and see how accurate this is becoming

[@Falconlibrary]

My only objection to this movie is that it's too optimistic. It won't take us 500 years to devolve to this point. I'd say the next 100 years at the most.

[@ferencnagy5502]

Daniel Bradford It is way too optimistic. The stupid leader gave his power to the smarter one. Real life it is impossible

[@krtlkid]

Ferenc Nagy You know that makes a whole lot of sense you sure your not the smartest man in the world

[@ferencnagy5502]

desert punk khe?

[@SLACKLINEDUDE]

Evolution takes a long time

[@BigMikeMcBastard]

Yeah, to see changes due to natural selection like this we're talking thousands of years, but even then it's not like intelligence is 100% hereditary. Point is though, this will never happen, we'll be genetically engineering people and modifying intelligence with in vivo therapies way before natural selection has something to say about it.

[@enjoyitbro]

1:36 when you realize this film is now a prophecy

[@ivanillyinch8902]

"Wheres your mask! Why you not have mask!" 😷😷😷🤣

[@enjoyitbro]

@@ivanillyinch8902 this is why USA leads the world in Covid Cases and deaths

[@huelerhuelin3334]

@@enjoyitbro You are so oblivious bro. We lead the world in cases because we've tested more than any other country, COMBINED. 85% of the deaths are not from Covid. 80% of hospitalizations are from obese or overweight people. How are you still this gullible? Delete your social media and turn off the fake news

[@megasandwhich7016]

@@huelerhuelin3334 This movie is about people like you, its fucking hilarious that you can't understand that.

[@huelerhuelin3334]

@@megasandwhich7016 Not too bright, are you? Watch the movie from the start, it's not conservative policies that are going to bring us to this future. Christ it's gotta hurt being as stupid as you.

[@SonglyWryt.Bon-Burr]

I'm not American but I saw this as a kid and everytime there is a scandal that comes outta your country I'm like this movie is the real matrix.

[@davep4211]

Finally, a doctor that knows what he's talking about

[@thrownofvengeance]

“Riiiight! ..Kick ass!” 💀

[@tc9660]

"Plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives". I, myself was 'tarded. I'm a pilot now.

[@georgea.9684]

Some even become president despite their dementia.

[@thechest77]

I'm flight training now too so me be untarded soon.

[@tromboneman4517]

Are you still alive?

[@MegaLangosta]

This is how mental healthcare is today.

[@ShaneBales]

MegaLangosta You're so edgy and woke.

[@fil4648]

Sure it is.

[@justinbarney6286]

Especially in Northwestern Pennsylvania

[@blazingfuryoffire1]

Only difference that they give you all sorts of drugs instead of dealing with the actual issues.

[@projectnemesi5950]

Listen, I know you think Mega is just trying to be edgy, but Mega is not. Mental healthcare continues to be a serious problem in ANY country. There is no scientific process grounded in the medical field to help deal with mental illness, and so its just hit or miss, typically with medications.

[@GrumpyMann]

Joe's reaction to the city was basically how I reacted my first time in LA

[@topnetworkersgroup]

one of the greatest scenes ever ..... "Don't worry Scro!" lmao

[@andypaulocelli109]

"dont want to sound like dick or nothing, but your chart says that you are f@#$ed up! " LMAO

[@Trioptic3D]

The crocs prophecy has been fullfilled.

[@Citi2en_V41n]

The cars going off the cliff is heavy handed, but it works because he's looking around out the window too fast, and you're distracted by the craziness of buildings leaning on each other and tied together.

[@NexusKin]

Actually, the cars driving off the road fits in this situation. Since everyone's extremely stupid, they don't know how to fix the roads or at least put something up to indicate the road is broken, and the drivers are too stupid to recognize that the road is broken before they drive off it.

[@TheDanteOxalis]

Girls to their best friends: Omg you're gorgeous and he doesn't deserve someone as good as you Boys to their best friends: 0:30

[@kebas239]

The funniest part about these clips is the look Luke Wilson has on his face while they're spouting their idiotic babble.

[@mysteryegg340]

I don't know why I never knew about this film, but someone told me about it five or six years ago, I bought it on DVD and often think about it when I am watching reality tv....or the news

[@David35687]

A few testing audiences consisting of actual idiots saw the film and felt offended. Then when the studio execs screened the film they knew they had to bury it as fast as possible. Released it like to 20 theaters and then shit-canned it.

[@Twitch_Moderator]

"Why come you don't have a tattoo?" 🤣🤣🤣 Justin Long is incredible.

[@eivind105]

My favorite line ever since the movie came out :-p

[@energyfitness5116]

GREATEST HORROR MOVIE EVER WRITTEN!

[@etiennedegaulle3817]

Horror movie / documentary 🙂

[@srikanthremani]

The best documentary I have ever seen.

[@rubenoteiza9261]

After a hundred times watching it, this scene is still funny. And that car jumping off the bridge....!

[@animagi6844]

those buildings would make a pretty nice duct tape commercial

[@gmfreeman4211]

Flex tape.

[@theman1412]

"Why come you don't have a tattoo?" "UNSCANNABLE"

[@GM-vy1wy]

Lol, this actually took place in 2021 and the Bro Doctor was hollering "Where's your jab?!"

[@lordrathut]

2505?

[@VetteDaily]

Now this movie is free on KZbin... God bless America.

[@CeluiEtSeul]

This is exaclty how people are today, almost mirror like behaviour like the doctor when some people find out you are not vaccinated or not wearing a mask. This movie is the best documentary made that Congress should Archive it.

[@tomservo5347]

It's coming, that scan in whatever form.

[@toastedjoe1013]

We've had social security numbers since the 1930's.

[@FarmersAreCool]

@@toastedjoe1013 Government permission to work. Sounds like Communism.

[@loveisthemostpowerfulforce1397]

Yes it is: contact tracing, social credit system, very intrusive and bad tyranny in general

[@tomservo5347]

@@loveisthemostpowerfulforce1397 Always done 'for the children' and 'to make us safer'. People need to stop believing government when it says this. You might very well save a few lives here and there with a million laws, but by then life is so shitty there's no happiness.

[@doctorbohr1585]

This film is now a documentary.

[@vengefulelf659]

Our Potato is a Tard and he's signing stuff and running things now living a kickass life for him and his little spud!

[@ChristmasCrustacean1]

Dr Lexus is probably the most qualified person in the hospital to make an accurate diagnosis like that.

[@differentfins]

"Why come you dont have a tattoo?" This is my favorite documentary of all time!

[@SirAbraxas]

WARNING: I was eating while watching this...almost choked laughing. Don't eat and watch

[@jessechavez7448]

SirAbraxas were you batin too.