Best of Matt Rife

[@FilmCrowStudios]

Homie looks like Cillian Murphy’s American cousin

[@Babloo17]

Thats what i was thinking lol

[@omairij]

Shit! That's so true 😂😂 didn't notice earlier.

[@dj7oya]

I legit thought it was him but younger in the thumbnail

[@maverick1711]

lmao exactly😂

[@user-nk9oy3px8p]

Matt you go babe your wonderful

[@reginageorgetownuni]

Him: says random stuff Audience: laughs in *horny*

[@chukwudikeokolie6547]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂 peak

[@patoteto2]

Dead ass

[@Jeanology]

That's hilarious 😂

[@mythoelogy]

Realest

[@izzalrahizam8865]

same.🥺🥺

[@Imthatfriendthatmakesyoulaugh]

Bro looks like Disney prince

[@VerdantExploration]

Botox does that 😂❤

[@vencato161289]

Maybe but.. really not my tipe.

[@unijade]

Disney Princes were handsome, man. Shallow mostly, but handsome!

[@Rlrlrl1962]

He look uncanny idk what u guys are seeing, the plastic surgery is so obvious. He’s even beefing with his surgeon.

[@thomasthorburn2751]

Plastic surgery will do that to you.

[@Knockout_KINGZ]

Matt kisses himself in the mirror before he leaves the house

[@traciebailey6623]

Is kiss him to among other things lol yeah I said it I’m a cougar!!

[@Aritro77]

Given his audience is full of horny women and he's achieved his whole reputation as the stipulated "hot comedian", he basically needed to acknowledge it in his routine and do some jokes about it. It would have been false to pretend it didn't exist.

[@ecs1100]

Aw it’s ok maybe in the next life you’ll be attractive?🤡

[@bluebird47953]

😂😂😂sounds like a narcissist to me...sus

[@Sapphire-vm7ds]

😂😂😂

[@thefearofg0ds758]

He looks like one of those computer images that merged all the batman actors into one interpretation. In this case it looks like Peter Parker merged with Clark Kent

[@Bigpalmi]

This joke funnier than anything this dude says

[@erikbofo2649]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ozancengeloglu3811]

​@KhristoffLee thats what i thaught 😅

[@tgsriv953]

🤓

[@Always-Hustle]

He's better looking then you though

[@GodFamilyGaming]

Dude said puberty 😂 puberty hit Kylie Jenner late too tyga preordered

[@Woohchaiell]

Now she look 40 yrs old

[@grizzlyadamblack]

That was plastic surgery not puberty 😂

[@SuaveHousexx]

Well kylie had mad surgery done too so there's that.

[@dexterbarnes5249]

💀😂

[@selaphim9941]

@@SuaveHousexx he’s had jaw reconstruction which is why they mentioned kylie

[@kristinaavetisyan970]

That’s not puberty Matt, that’s called a great surgeon and dentist.

[@1Skorpia]

Dude went from shrek to prince shrek😂

[@jchomedog2887]

No. He’s always been good looking. He’s just lying.

[@jimpickens1449]

@@jchomedog2887 HE WAS NOT BEFORE THE FIXED TEETH BOTOX ROIDS ONE CYLE ID SAY AND CHEEK FILLERRRRR

[@Theyyluvvsaraa]

@@jchomedog2887umm… how do you know that?

[@demianamanglona6923]

@@jimpickens1449only thing fixed was his teeth…

[@havocmg]

Ironic you’re talking about Shrek lookin like Fiona 💀

[@SnowAngelLunar]

Bro was beefing with his plastic surgeon on Twitter. Lmao

[@c_mendes]

Wait really?? What happened? Lol

[@TheBoots72]

That was not his plastic surgeon lol🤣, dude would lose his license if he'd disclosed his patients on social media. It was just some doctor making a joke about his jawline because Rife made a joke about women .

[@TestaRosssa_]

​@c_mendes so i just looked it up and some surgeon made a comment about how he created the perfect jaw for someone only for them to be cancelled right after and others kept saying the comment was about him. Matt Rife responded that lying about medical history is illegal. Everyone said him responding gave away that it was about him, even though he said "lying" about it was illegal, he didn't say giving away patient history is. So it seems like people are reaching and then stating it as fact, as people like to do. I don't see a surgeon being that bold despite the HIPAA laws. But who knows, in the end.

[@haywoodjablowmi1427]

@@c_mendes idk about the twitter stuff but I know that on tiktok, a plastic surgeon made a joke without mentioning him and he got offended in the comments lol. I lost all respect for him for being hypocritical like that. He talks about "offending people" with his jokes and how people are "too sensitive" when he get offended as soon as the jokes are about him and his plastic surgery…

[@munchems]

@@haywoodjablowmi1427yep nailed it. Went and cried about a joke someone else made about him while preaching about others being over sensitive about his jokes and then deleted the comment when he saw it backfiring. Absolute hypocrite.

[@DamangWann]

Bro obsessing himself with the reverse psychology.

[@Thelightboxez]

Matt rife looks like the handsome squidward

[@floresnashvilledrummer]

Oh, gimme a fucking break.

[@kvngdebzz3695]

Bro looks like if Cillian Murphy and Charlie Puth had a child.

[@hipeepsweirdpeeps2275]

ACTUALLY tho

[@Core.soul.frequency_]

I had to check. He really was an AWKWARD looking kid 😂😂😂

[@stephandlyn.e4398]

bro looks exactly the same!! i think his face just didn’t suit a young boy that’s the face for a mansss

[@8Platinum8]

ty

[@BlancaEstella4837]

I think it was just his teeth ?

[@thegnome9529]

@@BlancaEstella4837and jaws + scrawny body😊

[@spinx5943]

he had a plastic surgery

[@Devorador_de_sonhos]

"Guys, guys, you won't believe it, I was once ugly. Funny, right? can you imagine? me being ugly? hahahah hilarious"

[@RedPilledAsFuck]

right. where’s the funny

[@jonjonesongasstationdickpi6179]

This was a funny bit. Don't hate for the sake of it

[@ecs1100]

hahahaha awwww he’s got you all triggered😂😂 sorry uggos

[@bluebird47953]

I cant believe he has audiences, his jokes are so lame, the only thing that is funny in this shorts is the comment section 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@JoanneRouger]

You missed the point love. Less good looking people usually have much better personality, humour, etc than good looking ones. He was less good looking or 'ugly' so he tried to build a personality to add value on himself. But now he looks good, he kinda thought 22 years of building personality is a waste because he can get anything he want just with his face

[@maddiestephenson6318]

His plastic surgeon watching this: 😮

[@GretaMorrison-yk2vr]

That ain't plastic surgery

[@Ruzz_.]

@@GretaMorrison-yk2vryou don’t magically go from flat cheekbones to prominent at 22. Neither do you go from narrow and rounded jaw to squared and sharp. He was already low body fat. He didn’t lose weight.

[@Tesslyn-.]

@@GretaMorrison-yk2vrjaws dont just become like that over night or over weeks💀

[@henry.-.2183]

@@Tesslyn-.except you don’t even know…

[@OatCakes101]

​@@GretaMorrison-yk2vrit definitely is lol

[@Anna1ingeborg]

He glew up like Kylie.

[@strawberrycream6243]

both with fillers

[@RockRock-fs2zk]

Look better than kylie. He actually look natural. Haven't overdone these surgeries.

[@Anna1ingeborg]

@@RockRock-fs2zk yet. Hahaha

[@KJ............2115]

​@@Anna1ingeborgyou say it as if it's written in stone that he will no he's obviously happy with his looks and so are a lot of people he is attractive and doesn't look anything like Kylie who messed her face up and now looks 78 at 24

[@Anna1ingeborg]

@@KJ............2115 i was joking.

[@IsaacClayborne]

“Puberty hit me late”??? Plastic hit him late 😂

[@bean.9156]

He said puberty hit, but what he meant is the surgeon hit that face with everything he had 😂😂

[@SAHILSINGH-fl2ev]

LMao, know nothing so started shitting. Cope harder.

[@jfducusin7186]

agreed

[@itsnotaboutyou]

Not “with everything he had”! 😂💀💀💀

[@demianamanglona6923]

He didn’t even get plastic surgery

[@hashtagmaker6892]

@@demianamanglona6923he did. He just don’t admit that.

[@emilyhubbard9978]

Dude looks like handsome squidward

[@bluebird47953]

Is that a complement?😂😂

[@MagnusAnand]

As a straight guy, with zero gayness, this dude is fucking attractive.

[@JayJay-ye7ic]

It's not gay if the balls don't touch

[@13984980]

Gay

[@elionh4532]

@@JayJay-ye7iclmao

[@OmegaHutch]

As a straight guy who would suck the sweat off a nutsack, I agree

[@bonemeat3917]

Man im a straight woman and think this guy has the most punchable face

[@ThaSoloist]

Handsome Squidward

[@LadyMercutia]

He’s had work done

[@DebbyinTN]

He matured & got veneers, Google it

[@OPM07]

Obviously

[@Bidenmytime]

With what money ? Lol he came outta nowhere looking like this. Men need to buy our shit ... we cant get our partners to buy is plastic surgery

[@Eatadick420]

No… really?

[@easypete975]

Oh yeah 100% jaw surgery

[@chrispbacon5027]

Give me my binoculars, i need to find the joke.

[@singstreetcar5881]

Ur plastic surgeon is good

[@Kingjovibes]

Yes maybe you should call his surgeon you need it clearly

[@emilysalazar957]

People really think this happened naturally lol?

[@easypete975]

Lol I hope not. He's a walking surgery

[@matthewholguin19]

Facts 😂

[@provax7545]

​@@easypete975jealous?

[@easypete975]

@@provax7545 No I have a good jaw. no reason ti be jealous

[@user-gn4pk1qd2l]

This man's jawline was definitely purchased lmao. Boy, we can see old pics and we know that wasnt "late puberty"

[@rubenrsda]

Puberty he says, he doesn‘t talk about all the procedures he wen‘t under the knife for 😂

[@Way_Of_The_Light]

This is true, you’ll notice that the most funny people don’t usually look like models.

[@qwertyTRiG]

Ed Gamble, though. And Mawaan Rizwan. Or maybe I just crush on people on Taskmaster. Joe Thomas, too, come to think of it.

[@Hardcastle83]

And nothing has changed. This model is unfunny.

[@shishimii]

matt honey, your plastic surgeon already exposed you on tiktok you can stop now 😂

[@LethalAttraction-1]

I was about to say that 😆

[@aguynamedryan395]

Not saying he did or didn't get cosmetic surgery. But if you believe the guy that made rhe tiktock was actually his plastic surgeon then you're an idiot.

[@pocasanchez]

Wait, isnt that illegal? Lol

[@furkantemizel7275]

bencede zaman kaybı

[@prachetasnayse9709]

Oh damn that’s news to me. What did the surgeon really expose?

[@jessicahoward9046]

For someone who doesn't like being good-looking he sure paid enough money for it

[@seanwalsh7542]

ummm you use make up, he doesnt use shit

[@jbarker5095]

How? How did he pay money to look good? Like what? He buys expensive facial cream? Or like he had work done?

[@_pathfinder]

@@jbarker5095plastic surgery on his jaw I believe to give him a pronounced jawline… at least I think that’s what it is

[@jennlead8534]

@@_pathfinder all he did was get his teeth fixed. That can change the way your face shape looks. as well he began working out and working out can do wonders for your face as well

[@sixfeetunder0105]

Omg its a comedic number get over yourself

[@gabrielcoutinho653]

Que filme lindo, obrigado pela postagem!

[@aeea1677]

bro looks like handsome squidward

[@EyeGuy2766]

bro looks like cillian murphy's body builder version

[@creastyz]

acting as if he hasn’t had plastic surgery….

[@Jamal287]

😂

[@prof.dr.mr.insane299]

No self esteem 🥶

[@juliannnnnnnnnnnnn]

who cares

[@antoniomartinezprny]

Ford Agency be calling ❤😂🎉❤

[@ljsh23]

He’s about as funny as a fart at a baby’s funeral

[@TamakiDamoismyhusbando]

Nice simile, respect

[@The-boy_7.]

A fart at a baby’s funeral is fucking hilarious

[@predatorhunter3169]

@@The-boy_7.right🤣

[@tiffanymcintyre8375]

🤣🤣

[@alizakhatoon114]

this gives me hope.

[@rocky3850]

A lot of surgery can do this to you

[@joe1273]

He had plastic surgery

[@AmericanIdiotPolitics]

same

[@bvyup2112]

it really shouldn't

[@Eatadick420]

Puberty doesn’t reshape your jawline and fix your teeth dog.

[@raj_from_yt]

True broooo puberty also hit me late....I don't think it's 100% done till now😂 21yrs old

[@ChristelB-fk1hb]

😊thank you sooo much for saving my life that hot summers day Matt Rife ❤

[@ruthparks5120]

Beautiful. On the inside and out!❤

[@VeganBytes]

Dude would be a great casting choice for Luke if they ever made a Street Fighter movie 💯

[@rainpatZ]

Bro looks like a creepy doll

[@allytrudie864]

Cillian Murphy looks like a creepy doll. Matt is handsome.

[@Variable797]

@@allytrudie864 cillian mogs

[@Alabalalululababa]

@@allytrudie864Cillian is naturally beautiful, Matt looks like a fuckin cartoon character

[@existentialistremnant6231]

@@Alabalalululababa and Cillian has y'know, talent

[@Woohchaiell]

Cillian is gorgeous!

[@brendawolfe1895]

He's a cutie... love his humor❤

[@xandrixcreed]

Bro looks like young Jensen Ackles.

[@melindamercier6811]

If Jensen and Cillian Murphy had kids…

[@UlassG]

Nah. Dude Jensen has always been one of the best looking man in the entire planet. Watch his early stuff like Smallville, Dawsons Creek, and Dark Angel from early 2000. He had naturally good looks always. Matt was average looking actually as he stated, then his looks massively improved overnight. He is probably got some work done. You cannot compare Matt to a genetic outlier like Jensen Ackles. Leagues apart. No a fair comparison.

[@frankiiestan]

i’m guessing fillers is puberty now ?

[@GabeMoser-sp4wk]

If you go back and watch his wild n out clips from years ago… he’s so right

[@mattblah7737]

Puberty fixes your teeth and pays your plastic surgeon?

[@Bidenmytime]

You a jaded girl ? 😂

[@Aaa-sq1ol]

And gives u a chin now apparently lmaooo

[@gjermundnorumbugge7373]

It's a good thing you understood that it was a joke!

[@4theheadz]

Damn you sound insanely jealous and salty

[@mattblah7737]

@ibloodylovejunglemusic9356 only women are jealous of plastic surgery addicts.

[@roses1419]

He bought that face

[@unijade]

Why is this man so convinced that he's good looking? And he's obsessing over it, sad to watch 😂

[@MorningMk]

I mean by society's standards the guy is. A great portion of his fan base are feral women obsessed with his looks. I don't think he's the problem have you seen how they act at his shows? 😅

[@unijade]

@@MorningMk "feral"? 😂 No I haven't actually, but as a woman who likes men, I'd say that he's a 6. But if he's going to talk like he's the prettiest thing on god's good earth, even to himself, then he's a -10.

[@allytrudie864]

I appreciate it when obviously beautiful people admit and make self depreciation jokes about their beauty. They are expected to be humble and say “ah thanks, too kind” like they haven’t heard it every day of their life. We know they know society has told them they are extremely beautiful so best to joke about it rather than feign humble about it. Beautiful people just get whittled down to their beauty and nothing else and I bet that would be annoying.

[@jeroeng1025]

​@@unijademiss, do you know how comedy works?

[@Evitaschannel]

So you're confused about people having different opinions...?

[@Mountaingirl1556]

He’s so real for this HAHA❤❤❤

[@WiseOwl-hi5pg]

Amazing ❤❤❤❤❤

[@TigerLily408]

Don’t worry. I highly doubt everyone thinks you’re good looking. So you still have some hope.

[@allytrudie864]

This is standard great beauty in North America. He is absolutely way above average in the looks department and even straight men can see it. You’d be hard pressed to find someone who didn’t think he was very pretty and if you did they were probably not raised in North America.

[@glennquagmire9900]

most people will. even in other countries.

[@XxforevercandygirlXx]

I highly doubt your of high intelligence look at your username

[@TigerLily408]

@@allytrudie864 point: not everyone thinks he’s all that

[@TigerLily408]

@@XxforevercandygirlXx i highly doubt you are a good human… look at your user name

[@clydefrosch]

he looks like he had work done tho

[@costcoshrimpcubes]

He has. The only funny thing about this clip is him pretending he hasn’t had an insane amount of work done.

[@milo3908]

@@costcoshrimpcubeshow can u be so sure?

[@henry.-.2183]

@@costcoshrimpcubes only his teeth tho

[@ZamaraMoon]

Just caught you on Wild 'N Out this week and OMGOSH!! You are not lying here at all haha

[@ala_love_science]

He can play prince charming without hesitation 😂❤

[@theshownomercyshow1307]

“This shit just happened” yeah after you paid a plastic surgeon lmfao

[@KJ............2115]

💀but he didn't

[@theshownomercyshow1307]

@@KJ............2115 WHO DA FOOK IS THIS GUY?

[@carlozoneal6613]

my guy has gotten surgery and new teeth

[@user-yg4qg5ne9p]

Did he just said that he’s good looking 😂😂😂

[@nataliachristiani3630]

With that green shirt I can't unsee him as Handsome Squidward

[@chrisbennett1358]

Him pretending his looks are natural is the funniest thing hes ever done

[@yuki-bf7of]

righttt the obvious lip and cheekbone fillers and don’t get me started on the jawline…

[@alexisblake6381]

He dated kate Beckinsale when he was 21.... I don't think he was ever ugly up until he was 22.

[@Mimi-xw3xt]

she's old enough to be his mother wtf that's disgusting

[@tyrelroberge6874]

​@@Mimi-xw3xt disgusting? Disgusting!?!?!?! Thar woman is a 20/10. ]9 hip up⁶and the/ bu i

[@Tonynotsoprano]

He’s a comedian bro you just need ok looks when you’re a funny guy to bag a dime piece

[@nerddotcom5817]

​@@Mimi-xw3xt Matt Rife has stated he is into older women.

[@777sn2]

He did? How did he get her when he wasn't famous

[@david-qf3ld]

Bro looks like hed be a good superman

[@iffnothingelsebekind_]

Bro just gave me confidence and hope😂

[@bamby23777]

Hilarious 🤣

[@lengting]

He looks like if Cillian Murphy was an extreme chad

[@R.N.19]

Bro looks like handsome Squidward

[@MishiChan-qk8ux]

He ain't lying

[@puss-in-boots820]

I am,, , I had bad case of anxiety

[@eeperton]

He looks like Cillian Murphy

[@MurdahBassRecords]

Not really but sort of. Cillian murphy in 28 days later made him one of my favorite actors

[@Fern635]

They both have feminine features on masculine bone structure.

[@bedtimestories1065]

​@@Fern635Interesting. I never noticed that, good one.

[@minstac1530]

What makes Cillian attractive is that he's a humble person who doesn't reek of so much ego like Matt Tripe

[@allytrudie864]

Cillian looks creepy. His face seriously creeps me out and I don’t think he’s handsome I think he looks like he went to a plastic surgeon and they made him look not human while trying to make a handsome human. I shutter when I see cillian’s face I find it so unnerving. Matt’s face is handsome and not creepy at all.

[@whereisthe_spiceymustard]

I like how some of the audience started laughing when he said he was good looking because they thought that was the joke 😂

[@acousticsoul_4629]

He looks like real life Hercules❤

[@KaaramVedhava]

so thats why the special is called OF

[@penderyn8794]

Hes got googly bug eyes

[@user-of9ns5my4u]

Love him dressed in green and his personality makes him look so cute.

[@racheldelorey4928]

It’s gotten me no where 😂😂😂😂❤

[@irismedina3405]

❤ he is so cute 😍 and funny 😊 and beautiful eyes and great personality 💖 💯

[@SigmaBateman-cx1oj]

Chill out

[@lagatavasquez2522]

He’s so cute 🥰 ❤and funny I love it

[@lisayerry3694]

Love this monologue.

[@Ahmed-xf1em]

Injections hit him so disrespectfully hard

[@tylerkeegan5615]

I smell cap

[@markzantua8753]

Surgery?

[@stay_fromnz5605]

His face kinda reminds me of Scarlett Johansson

[@dominiquecollins9557]

I felt this at 19 after I started hitting gym regularly

[@britneymelgar3764]

He should be in movies , he is so handsome and cute ❤❤❤❤❤

[@pedrobandito2]

And that is all it takes after all…. Oh no, wait…

[@sn1xx.]

he needs a serious reality check 💀💀

[@perfecttweet8531]

No he doesn’t, he’s just aware he’s attractive. You want him to sit up there and lie to people and say he’s still igly

[@ItalianStallion9790]

@@perfecttweet8531it doesn’t count when a surgeon makes you attractive.

[@perfecttweet8531]

@@ItalianStallion9790 yes it does? If your attractive your attractive, it doesn’t matter how somebody gets there that has nothing to do with my point

[@ucfpops4458]

I'm 33 and i'm still waiting ...

[@D8099.]

Love this dude😂

[@lharrison7000]

I can relate TOO much to this 😂

[@colegogi3656]

Green really is his color

[@Valen_Wyvern]

I agree. Matches his eyes

[@lopezlopez7132]

Does your girlfriend know you have a crush on this guy?

[@briclare]

his comedy is so bad bro 💀 this is what my 7th grade brother be saying

[@paigelloyd3886]

I love this 😂

[@sedgieroobets]

Beautifully done. Unique combination of looks, wholesomeness and edgy.

[@buak809]

Things that happen when you are attractive: "I'm good looking" *Crowd laughs already*

[@sternritter9788]

He forgot to mention that he also got surgery done on this face

[@chayagreen1]

You’re awesome!

[@AXL2.0]

He looks like tmartn2

[@mema6252]

I’m good looking! Immediately dropped from 6/10 to 2/10. I hate when people compliment themselves

[@Marc-vk7rl]

I mean, he obviously is good looking. Why shouldn't he tell the truth

[@louskuntz819]

What a hack

[@AureliaNavarro784]

You are adorable, sweetheart! Your looks are your cross to bear - be gracious!

[@mayaseah9678]

he is good looking... 😊❤

[@PindDiStream]

This mofo just won’t accept that he had a plastic surgery.

[@user-jf1hn2kg8l]

aw someone's jealous

[@rickvermeulen3678]

its true tho @@user-jf1hn2kg8l

[@sollyfan]

You don’t have to be envious cause you can’t afford it

[@iambilly1134]

@@user-jf1hn2kg8lit’s true tho