Best of Quagmire Part 5 (Not for snowflakes) Offensive Family Guy

In this final installment of our Best of Quagmire series, we've gathered some of the most offensive and hilarious moments from the Family Guy television show.
If you're a fan of Family Guy television show, then you'll love these moments! From offensive jokes to unexpected plot turns, these moments will have you laughing out loud! So don't miss out - check out Best of Quagmire Part 5 today!

[@familyguyspeter855]

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[@derbyjr]

“You said you were 23!” *Gets a rape charge* “How old are you?” “And i just recorded you saying that.” At least he learns from his mistakes

[@coolbunny]

Character development

[@crazyspace6792]

It’s still statutory rape even if you have proof they said they were older.

[@kingkezz9188]

thats a retarded law then. ​@@crazyspace6792

[@yagzyalcntas553]

​@@crazyspace6792 it sucks what are we supposed to do, ask for id before having sex?? :(

[@Samael-cq8ly]

Just come to Europe, they don't have to be 18 here :)

[@ngcastronerd4791]

"you scared him out the front....." gets me everytime!

[@stevenwalker1460]

😊😊😊

[@brockrodziewicz4482]

@@stevenwalker1460 0:12

[@brockrodziewicz4482]

Z 😅 Mmsco as says a(not I don’t w (.8a hill m knowing😂

[@wickedblade4751]

I'm glad Quagmire didn't get a show. The character is hilarious and a big part of that is the innuendo but that can only go so far. A lot of his character is how mysterious he is. Most of his worst deeds aren't explicitly stated such as when the griffins use his cabin and one of the chairs prepares peter for a visit with him.

[@jakeg3126]

I don’t know why Cleveland got his own show, it was stupid idea. Unless show got better I thought it was bad

[@TheNewBronyGames]

I Group the idea of a Quagmire show and The Cleveland Show with the likes of The Patrick Star Show and Planet Sheen They're both awful because they took a character who's primarily comic relief and tried to make them a protagonist. Trying to develop someone known for being a funny distraction never works, because it forces them to be something aside from what made them good in the first place

[@Jovanimations]

I thought this was making fun of the past directors who were rapists

[@eugenioleiva7794]

How mysterious he is ??....LOL Seems pretty clear and straight forward to me! He's a hyper kinky oversexed sexually crazed molester deviant airline pilot who somehow continues to walk the streets free as a bird! As horrible as that sounds, the way he's presented here it's hilarious! But there's no mystery.

[@akhilmehrotra7104]

what is innuendo

[@bellbrass]

"Does this mean you're going to move to Europe to make movies?" That got me.

[@BenGenderson]

I think he is referencing Woody Allen?

[@bellbrass]

​@@BenGenderson Roman Polanski.

[@Mr_Joe_B_619]

@@bellbrass Tom Hanks

[@Brada988]

Wow, did it really? Fuckin astonishing

[@davidgreen2379]

It got me too, I'm looking into FOREIGN FILMS right now

[@goldbud2287]

The Roman Polanski reference was spot on.😂

[@Sniperboy5551]

Thank god I’m not the only one who understood it

[@celticqueen9762]

Yeah that was perfect 😅

[@Vincent-ow9lj]

"Admit you've got a rodent in there" 😂

[@RowdyBorders-ni3ti]

Gerbil

[@AntoniOrszykowski]

I cried on that 😂😂😂.

[@leogetz3570]

Turns out the girl i took home from Peter's party is in high school... "Does that mean you're gonna move to Europe and make movies?".... I'm dying!! Take that Roman Polanksi!!

[@michaeldennis6077]

Roman Polanski's house?

[@fierylatinasarvente681]

If that bulls hit even happened x.x

[@blessingmumvenge3830]

"What you got there Quagmire? You got a rodent situation?"😂😂😂😂

[@RowdyBorders-ni3ti]

Gerbil

[@mattA5335]

“You said you were 23” 😶😬

[@natsusatsujinki8342]

Winning 🥇

[@two-strokeworkshop1154]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Dunger974]

*were

[@mattA5335]

@@Dunger974lol, mb.

[@RealNotallGaming]

23 Is a little old...🤣 16 Is perfect 😇😈

[@Sornago]

I like how he is older than everyone

[@needfoolthings]

If you turn Quagmire's head upside down, he looks like Chris Pine.

[@austinmyers6779]

HAHAHA!

[@purecountry6672]

🤣

[@philk1853]

No he doesn't.

[@needfoolthings]

@@philk1853 OK, Chris.

[@hirepikepower36]

Never noticed how much pine looks like a dick &balls

[@tedadams1324]

Quagmire is the best character on that show! hehe

[@jodygotyourgirlngone]

3:35 LMAO that Polanski reference is the best!!!!

[@AdityaSainath]

Who?

[@jackgonahieu4999]

​@@AdityaSainath Roman Polanski, movie director.

[@John_..]

Rodent problem gets me every time

[@mek90703]

I can't believe you didn't include Quagmire's Cross Cuntry Tour! I've never laughed so hard.

[@chuckdraper7776]

Where he "pumped the chemical toilet"? That was one of the funniest things I've ever heard on the show.

[@lurdasramos]

Old Q s got it good ing on all the time 🤪. 😁

[@TenorMan96]

7:31 Welp that joke didn’t age well

[@gaolaktusprime4415]

that highfive tho :D

[@Fektthis]

She's still alive though.

[@matthewsantos9163]

wym? she is still alive

[@andrewbloom7694]

@matthewsantos9163 Norm Macdonald isn't though. Therefore he can't watch someone ELSE die

[@TheSammywammybar]

@@andrewbloom7694Norm McDonald only voiced Death in the first season. It’s someone else here

[@donziperk]

How many got the Andy Capp comic reference?

[@andrewsutherland333]

Yup!

[@eliot1970]

Pretty much impossible tell you the number.

[@bobikdylan]

Pity they didn't know he's a Geordie.

[@jacaranda100]

I did.

[@bradleymorehouse7462]

Or the Honeymooners reference.

[@JakeSeitzVideo]

I love how he has no idea how to talk to a woman normally 😂

[@Fauxipaliscoolio]

0:07 ANYONE ELSE HERE THE FNAF GOLDEN FREDDY LAUGH?!?!

[@Luftwaffel1944]

7:00 had me rolling on the floor

[@originalunoriginal4055]

"I'm allowed to have legs in the phone world,! " 😂😂

[@jimb3137]

"Anyone? Anyone?" Got a winner 🤣

[@louferrao2044]

I never realized Quagmire has the Hapsburg jaw. LOL

[@christophertadeo6120]

Please explain to the courtroom what a frosty Jim is... 🙂

[@ardian_g]

The lord of the rings reference killed me

[@David-ng7cr]

A frosty Jim.😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂

[@railfanningmichael3970]

8:27 that gets me everytime I see that 🤣

[@BeanieTimelapses]

8:33 the ten little aeroplanes!

[@ReyntiensDanny]

I'm a snowflake and so is Seth Macfarlane. I find Family guy hilarious.

[@walterreed5849]

0:34 was the funniest lmaoo “it’s a big move up for me and you’re getting ur own room” 😂😂😂

[@autumnsweaters00]

“NOT FOR SNOWFLAKES 💀💀💀🥶🥶🥶🤡🤡🤡😈😈😈” get real bro 💀

[@josephfuller6229]

Republicans are the real snowflakes whine and cry so much they should just have sex changes

[@michaelsandford1015]

They now called woke flakes

[@loriannrowtham2528]

Joe: HE'S A GOOD MAN!!!!

[@frozenpart]

0:07 does anyone else here the golden freddy laugh?

[@slickbear9488]

No

[@thevarietychannel1017]

I did.

[@medranothelion]

Yes.

[@phantomknightencounterist]

I thought I heard something

[@jaydudified]

A handicapped ninja A black Nazi And a pots n pans robot Ironic isn’t it?

[@MrAnonimak]

Yeah mate well spotted! Lol

[@MRJBS117]

A frosty Jim 😂

[@intoxicity3605]

3:13 the worst part is that was his daughter

[@MangoFettGaming]

Sweet home Alabama! 🗣️

[@randywheeler5387]

I have never seen the show. I have some catching up to do. that's hilarious

[@arthurkaramazov8932]

That "little head" one 😉

[@CloverStrikeStudios]

0:07 why tf did I hear FNAF laugh

[@AntonyTheFidgetSpinnerMerchant]

He stole that off of a yt shorts edit

[@lucyafro6141]

Who doesn't love quagmire

[@nandorodriguez3264]

3:13 omg hilarious 😂

[@josemontano7767]

I love Quagmire one of the best cartoon characters

[@user-xw3sw8gg3y]

"I just recorded you saying that" 😂

[@EllieMae4101]

You got me at ,” Not for snowflakes!” That was enough for me to subscribe.

[@mountainholler290]

Giggity , Giggity , Giggity , Goo !

[@pjduff7577]

Frosty jim 🤣🤣🤣

[@krystalgomez2300]

💀this is a whole new level to satire

[@juniorvanwyk1648]

the celine joke is sending me 😂😂😂

[@jimbanter]

"You must be a parking ticket!"

[@Tfaonc]

Lawyer "could you please explain to the court what a frosty Jim is?" The only correct answer: "I cannot."

[@theshadow7809]

Even the plane is a Quagmire lol

[@danielavila5001]

Rest in peace Mathew parry

[@concernedhuman436]

The lord of rings music hurts my heart

[@Bill--Cipher]

Not joe saying oh yeah boom😂😂😂

[@sypherlock4182]

Hi! "Snowflake" here. And I loved all of those jokes! Cause they are jokes. Good ones too.

[@dotproduct335]

4:54 Flynn ! Is that you ?

[@mariannebergeron7741]

Quagmire was better before. ever since season 15, he kinda stopped all the giggity jokes

[@ThePunchyPete]

You scared him out the front!

[@theshadow7809]

Can you leave the body for another 5 minutes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it’s insane

[@FlashBangerGamer]

Quagmire needs his own show

[@AntoniOrszykowski]

They got no boundries 😂😂😂

[@user-gr8zn1yp5l]

Don't wanna go to jail, but I really wanna take credit lmaooo

[@lite4964]

I heard that golden Freddy laugh at the beginning.

[@blankthought9393]

Great title. 👍

[@robbyclaypool7188]

I remember that episode when his tried to lie to his girlfriend. Lol

[@shadowmm1365]

The guy that high fives death

[@nikolaszuraff1234]

When he did the 'LOTR' reference, I thought he was Lord Farquad for a second.

[@isthisacoolname1245]

9:38 “Alright”

[@fakshen1973]

Stay frosty, Jim... stay frosty.

[@TellMeWhenImTellingLies]

Atleast they openly admit quagmires a rapist.

[@Ysoserious1]

18... and I just recorded you saying that, Hi! I'm Glenn Quagmire 😂

[@anthonycrazynessadventures3259]

Who else but quagmire

[@user-nl1qv9kd5n]

9:35 😂

[@trevornewton9687]

I would pay good ass money for glen to have his own show

[@Johnnywiseify]

0:05 Peter would be amazing at tv sins

[@0ExtraOrdinary0]

5:31 if only she didn't say gigidy

[@decisive180]

whats the music name at 0:07?

[@user-ei2kf4gk8s]

9:01 "Too late!"

[@joseluiscaceres0502]

I do my own research 😂

[@Bigsky1991]

The comments are making my brain hurt....

[@jeffreyhilliker9592]

The frosty gem 😮

[@demonkingofvalor8162]

Did...did I just hear the FNAF 1 little girl laugh at the beginning?

[@drnickriviera2841]

What a character 😂

[@florilaan]

What's the song in the first clip?

[@jeffreyhilliker9592]

Wtf! Rodent sitauation there 😂😂😂😂

[@_IamSai]

Who else but Quantam Mathematics 😂

[@MetalWarrior-jb5cq]

I honestly think Quagmire should have his own show. Someone please contact Seth MacFarlane about this.

[@kendallandrews8691]

He's a rapist

[@hikariyukihana7245]

WAS THAT GOLDEN FREDDY!? 😱😱😱

[@josephtheultimategamerandr7004]

0:07 Is it me or did I just hear Golden Freddy's Laugh? (If you heard or played fnaf you would know who Golden Freddy is)

[@cassidinha69420]

0:07 I dint know I was in the show

[@medranothelion]

0:07 Fredbear laugh

[@anthonycrazynessadventures3259]

It is cool to see Peter be there for Cleveland’s wedding

[@DQbenytpl.]

6:55 😂

[@radioactive7396]

6:50 got me laughing so hard

[@jaxxbohol6475]

Giggity Giggity

[@peterklauza1481]

So funny!

[@JesusIsComing-ru5tw]

4:05

[@robertjensen1048]

2:22 I froze the video here and took an inventory of all the stuff. Just amazing. And what is that machine on the far right?

[@leogetz3570]

I'm almost afraid to guess!!

[@molkwi9077]

It's a fuck machine or whatever they're called. Quite the odd contraption, but still very popular.

[@d.s7741]

a baby bottle L.O.L.

[@Fektthis]

It's exactly what you think it is. A piston powered dildo.

[@atickahmed8136]

Picking up women seems so easy in Family Guy