Best of Quagmire - Season 5

[@trinity3631]

The fact that Quagmire doesn't like Thelma means he does have some boundaries.

[@wattson3683]

And fat girls lol

[@thatonedude9269]

Even Peter's boss lmao

[@Kamishibaiya-ko]

He didn’t want to have sex with Peter’s boss, remember?

[@jarod_baron]

Sukhjit Sidhu nawh, they just gotta pay for love

[@tappavapahvi6184]

@@Kamishibaiya-ko no. It was mort

[@jonahmorissun5166]

"I gotta stop taking my baths during Peter's shenanigans" 😂 I love Cleveland

[@kingofthehamsters]

I loved early Cleveland, once they did that spinoff he became super camp and it was strange.

[@MrSuperSonic1108]

My name is glin quagmire and I say giggty gi gi gi giggty Giggty giggty giggty giggty giggty giggty😂😂😂😂

[@pestisdeathbird5058]

Technically it was Quagmire's shenanigans that time

[@pestisdeathbird5058]

@Jacob Norman Giggity Giggity Goo

[@happysad4603]

*no no no NO!*

[@flyfreedolphin]

"You're not the giraffe from last night" I'm dead, literally dead

[@eugenehughgene4271]

oh really ? then how the fuck did you write this comment you braindamaged fucktard ?

[@bugraozgumus7680]

then rest in piss dude

[@radias2589]

@@eugenehughgene4271 woosh

[@korn6657]

@@radias2589 I don't think this one is a woooosh tho. Op said they're dead 'literally'.

[@AlphaCrystal21]

Gigity

[@JACCO20082012]

Lois' expression when the couch flipped Peter is priceless.

[@adrienneflowersscott9290]

🤣🤣🤣😂

[@teeheeissame7426]

He needs his own show

[@quartzskull8772]

Pretty sure a spin off of family guy with just quagmire would go as well as the Jimmy Neutron spin off Planet sheen did

[@doggamer3649]

@@quartzskull8772 or what patricks show is going to be

[@larrylentini5688]

There's a bit in family guy where quagmire asks why he doesn't have his own show and Joe is just like "Quagmire, you're a rapist".

[@nathanthompson6720]

It could be called the quagmire show

[@phantomaviator1318]

@@nathanthompson6720 Who Else but Quagmire?

[@CsmcVspr]

Don’t y’all remember when Chris wore earrings..?

[@Jaydog11]

Rhys Strongfork oh yeah thanks for pointing that out

[@CsmcVspr]

REALTREE XL heh.. no prob..?

[@ds_axe12]

Yes

[@daloafofbread9039]

Yeah, i rembember

[@gorft4stic]

You need one more ellipses points there, pal.

[@demianquintero5128]

Finally a good channel that doesn't cut all the jokes

[@pur3wrecks951]

Yea

[@everburnerfish]

This is only the jokes

[@Top10soon]

Best toon clips is the best family guy youtuber

[@seanyager3177]

That's because it's already a mashup. Why would he have to cut it up its already 'cut'. Im sorry but that needed to be clarified .. Lol

[@xYoungExodus]

Just look for the clips that are under 10 minutes

[@brycez.4879]

"Didn't mean to wake ya" 😆

[@aimeerhoton4638]

Who was that?

[@Jasiel.95]

@@aimeerhoton4638 well videos on quagmire so I guess quagmire.

[@stupid2735]

lol

[@HeyCMDR1991YT]

@@aimeerhoton4638 That was actually quagmire sticking his foot in Meg's mouth and then slowly backs away when she wakes up then he says didn't mean to wake ya🤣

[@malfaroangel3896]

The boob joke is more funny when you find out he didn't discover that the internet has porn

[@yankeeforcestudios5431]

He’s working with what he got.

[@Normal1855]

Here is an interesting video, for internet porn. It's done with World of Warcraft.🤣 kzbin.info/www/bejne/al7Uf2OfgNmFe5o

[@jaborsey_joseph]

4:45 I lost it after the weights feel onto Cleveland

[@ranggasaktibudiputra1547]

Pretty sure Cleveland lost it too

[@hiwelcometochilis4178]

He was flicking and kicking like a fish on land. 🤣

[@nanaten3]

At least he is able to breath

[@luciouslagrelle6548]

360 likes

[@Thunderhawk51]

4:16 "Yes, yes, yes, find one, yes!" I love how he gets so excited about that 😂

[@AntasmaTheBatKing]

Gets me every time.

[@natedeanmaan2]

I know, it was like he never thought of that until Chris mentioned it

[@mrthorian8096]

it's Quagmire, what did you expect? it's totally something he'd be excited about

[@AntasmaTheBatKing]

@@mrthorian8096 Who else but Quagmire?!

[@mylgardose]

If you put a 5 at the end of 8008, you dont need another calculator

[@7473R]

Emilio Gardose III I don’t get it

[@matro2]

@@7473R It goes plural.

[@ThetaSimpson]

A year late, but the joke is that Big Q is a mathematician and a pervert, so he doesn’t just type 80085 in, he does a math problem to get it. You can’t get 80085 with just multiplication, so he needed a second calculator. Besides, then you got a 8008 in each hand. Giggity.

[@Matteoarts]

@@ThetaSimpson "Can't get 80085 with just multiplication"? What? It's literally a multiple of five.

[@Mike-eg9ok]

Now if you take 5318008 and turn it upside down.

[@satanichispanic5503]

Whos thelma *eeeeeeeewwwwwwww *

[@aquaslasher4607]

Luke Talbot what the fuck are you talking about ?

[@mendomaniac6733]

Luke Talbot I had a heart attack reading this

[@gorft4stic]

Luke Talbot Looks like you’re using your phones predictions to make sentences.

[@tracybrass8692]

Poop dealer wth man I’m using my Phone

[@alysontveidt]

Lol! I tried to re6it then reread it and still I have made no sense of what he was trying to say.

[@JamesJohnson-wb1lg]

I like to think Quagmire as an crazy but fun uncle type to Peter’s family

[@as-h989]

an uncle that tries to sleep with his freshly turned 18 year old niece? that’s still the sickest episode of family guy

[@thegodofspeed23]

@@as-h989 it’s family guy what do you expect

[@LONEWLF]

Gotta love Quagmire

[@tornado3699]

@@as-h989 thats not normal.??????

[@bloopedbloopees9716]

@@tornado3699 It is not normal.

[@Hallows4]

I’ve always loved how Quagmire gets so jazzed when Chris suggests the second calculator. Shows that he’s willing learn from the younger generation.

[@doraemon402]

Why is Meg sleeping with her glasses on?

[@tannerloehr3399]

JT ΩΩ I had an ex that would never take his glasses off and I had to beg him to take them off when he slept and then he made me turn the lights off so I could not see what he look like without glasses. Yeah there’s a reason he is my ex clearly. ( now adding this extra part I am now adding months later. And that is , We didn’t break up Bc his glasses lol. Much more to it. But we together again none the less )

[@yourmummy13]

to see in her dreams

[@tannerloehr3399]

Derrell S You realize this just makes YOU look bad right ? Gay;)

[@carloscastro1192]

@@tannerloehr3399 What the fuck? Lmao

[@gemmaskylar8264]

Tanner Loehr He probs has self-esteem issues with his eyes.

[@costa1788]

*5:23* I literally pissed myself laughing in the library

[@shannonp9497]

Ikr the way it flips him

[@millerman3129]

Yeah same except not at the library

[@booster2611]

😂😂😂😂 hahahahahaha😂

[@booster2611]

5:24😂😂😂 Sex HA HA HA HA😂😂😂🤣

[@carlvincentmendoza3759]

What is the title of the song?

[@MACE_HINDU]

What's this a family guy channel that does not cut out the jokes you sir have a new subscription.

[@blaze1148]

.....I concur.

[@dorusburk]

real heft trout 420 these are jokes only

[@snowbringercult]

It's literally a compilation of the jokes

[@gagenobles6139]

Hope it lasts

[@kadei7117]

Yes

[@corrauniverse269]

The 8008 calculator scene is my favorite moment of his

[@habitroaster2253]

@@joaquinm9148 😂

[@ChrisPileggi]

The "smacking crazy Stewie" bit is an excellent nod to one of the greatest comedies of all time.

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

Airplane. How many young people know that?

[@nowthatsjustducky]

@@DrJ-hx7wv Plenty of reaction videos from Zoomers experiencing Airplane! for the first time.

[@michaelseverns3251]

Shirley you can't be serious

[@ChrisPileggi]

@@michaelseverns3251 I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley. Or later in the film: I told you to stop calling Shirley.

[@ferrocha26]

0:42 I love how Joe's legs float up. Great detail

[@ranggasaktibudiputra1547]

True such a simple running joke

[@SSJFutureGohan62093]

0:53 Joe’s feet rise lmfaoooo

[@ootfan7882]

Ikr

[@AntasmaTheBatKing]

Hey, Rolf!

[@LONEWLF]

I didn't even know you was in the episode Rolf

[@dunepompa9410]

The notes in the melody at 5:28 are E, D - C#, D - A, E, D for anyone wondering.

[@dnmcfall]

Thank you

[@waynemiller6070]

Ha. I WASN'T wondering, however I did check for accuracy.

[@Spammard]

Literally nobody was wondering

[@bruh4663]

A maj, D maj, A maj D maj,

[@roarxd4577]

Congrats

[@JacobKinsley]

5:41 That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen holy shit lmao

[@Ryan-bd5ot]

Then you've never seen him scare the Grudge

[@chelseacerasuola-walsh9590]

4:16 is my favorite quagmire reaction. My husband and I quote it at least once a day 🤣🤣

[@mahmudulhassanhasib3816]

You didn't cut the jokes at the punchline. Thank you. :)

[@kirisuna19]

What H...HEY HEY!! WHAT THE HELL!! YOU'RE NOT THE SAME GIRAFFE FROM LAST NIGHT GET OUTTA HERE!!!!

[@charlespartridge2902]

Link OcarinaofTime1998 WHAT THE HELL?! NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO!!

[@gorft4stic]

Charles Partridge I gotta stop taking my baths during Peter’s shenanigans...

[@kirisuna19]

@@gorft4stic aww thats got all my stick of the day in it! Thats nasty!

[@kirisuna19]

YA KNOW WHAT SCREW YOU GUYS I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU! LOVE WINGS!!!!!

[@gregoryturner9530]

giraffitty

[@MrJimaz]

The most legendary quote: You want fun? Well why don't you go home and buy a monkey? - Glen Quagmire

[@Alpha_Gaming015]

“You want fun? Go home and buy a monkey!” Lmao always gets me

[@NickBeast-gy2es]

My 7 year old daughter would’ve bought a monkey. She wants a pet monkey

[@wocky.luciano]

I love how Cleveland just accepts that Peter is not the smartest

[@matteobloom8632]

6:11 Giggity Giggity Giggitty

[@Sosa2wavy]

What's that episode

[@JayReals]

@@Sosa2wavy last episode of season 5

[@a_human2178]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZ

[@jeffreyvences5746]

"Why do you say organist if you don't wa-" "I don't understand the world anymore." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@blues.baseball.badanxiety]

idk what an organist is other than an organ player tbh

[@biancanencioni6279]

Me neither Quag, me neither

[@tannerloehr3399]

So now quagmire does bestiality? I’m not surprised why am I not surprised

[@ElHappyJuicebox]

Half of the women in quahog do bestiality when they sleep with Brian

[@chloeebaaker]

Tanner Loehr who else but quagmire??

[@JoseARomo-qv5fk]

Quagmire does everything. He got abducted by aliens and asked them to give him an anal probe. As far as I can remember, the only thing he didn't like was finding out he fucked a man in the Philippines.

[@Harry_Ballz]

You need to start wiping ur ass

[@kingofthehamsters]

@@Harry_Ballz this is solid advice to anyone who needs telling.

[@floydmansberger7399]

Chris and Quaqmire together is rare and makes it kind of wholesome

[@nowthatsjustducky]

That was strangely cool.

[@dark_pepper2054]

2:30 *this part is legendary*

[@luciouslagrelle6548]

no no no NO NO NOO!!!!

[@macmondays1804]

“LongRodVonHugenDong” lol. Quagmire is the best

[@nittyclips]

1:52 I didn’t get the reference until i realized it was airplane lmfao

[@blazeyamasaki]

Can you help me understand this?

[@mobamba4282]

can you explain the joke to me please?

[@sauce1820]

Explain please

[@jigglypuff2cute]

I keep forgetting it's from the movie airplane!

[@danieljones6389]

Airplane was hilarious

[@oshawottmain7608]

4:40 My favorite!

[@monkey_gamer_001]

“Tear up your carpet” “I thought you meant something else…” 😂🤣

[@Rajatchari]

5:40 this part I cracked my ass 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Rajatchari]

@@willnicholson18 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nowthatsjustducky]

You mean your ass didn't already have a crack before then? You're a monster!

[@luciouslagrelle6548]

The CRAP dose that mean

[@danowolf]

5:14 ok I fell off my chair laughing lol.

[@danowolf]

@Vibe Lois, never uses a light switch, ever. Come on do you even watch the show? Sheesh some people.

[@luiszelaya8698]

Yooooooooo crack me up 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@DarthDestructusTheSithLord]

Left the damn shoes on, WHO LEAVES THE SHOES ON?!

[@duftz2850]

Darth Destructus America?

[@ywoisug8845]

@@duftz2850 looks like they're st00pid

[@Andy_b0y12]

3:25 even stewie looks hella annoyed

[@charlie-ol2bj]

‘I love wings’

[@solitudeguard5688]

charlie 210405 say say say

[@sandgrass589]

god I hated that show

[@medi8368]

I loved that show

[@LivingTheDream911]

Long Rod Vanugendong - OH MY GOSH I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CPA003]

I love that Joe's legs float and then he pushes them back down LOL!

[@wesleyp989]

1:44 this bit is a reference to the movie airplane. It’s one of the best comedy’s written watch it if you haven’t, or at least the ending

[@deathislife3545]

Joe's legs floating in the beer always has me dying of laughter, burst lungs and watered eyes.

[@m.behan6]

1:50 I love the "Airplane!" Reference😂

[@gemmafinnerty55]

0:43 that entire scene I was distracted by Joes feet.

[@M1strRobott]

6:10 I love how they laugh then say “giggity giggity giggity”

[@the_artistical_musician970]

4:15 "Yes yes yes find one yes" that one killed me

[@disposable_hero1725]

Quagmire rushing over the Tear up "Lois's Carpet" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sceaserjulius9476]

Glen Quagmire is an integral part of family guy. I can't stop laughing.

[@aminm7714]

Quagmire is that funny but crazy friend we all wish to have

[@oxvirz]

5:16 made me laugh hard.

[@metroplier2670]

Two calculators with 8008 on it. Perfect.

[@sabix2005]

type 80085 read it upside down

[@Luke-hq5zd]

What about 5318008 upside down

[@Bluebirdsairshows]

2:30 that’s the meme!!!!

[@madlarkin8]

5:31 confirmed peter has no genitals.

[@-throat-]

No, his fat is covering it up

[@purpleguyafton2946]

All of it how fat is the fat ass

[@DarkFrozenDepths]

As Stewie said in one episode: FIND YOUR PENIS! ONE DOLLAR!

[@michaelchronicles9780]

@@purpleguyafton2946 gay

[@ilduce4298]

@@michaelchronicles9780 gay indeed

[@alijamal1464]

"i gotta stop taking my baths during Peter's shenanigans"

[@luigipotter16]

Cleveland didn't even take a bath during one of Peter's shenanigans. That was Quagmire.

[@nabeelhamza9107]

5:24🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shiwanmavaneh4618]

"You're not the same giraffe from last night" 🤣🤣🤣 who else but quagmire!!

[@gemmaskylar8264]

“Chris!, You’re wanted on the phone!” Foreshadowing Chris’ career in helping Quagmire with his schedule in one episode.

[@gemmaskylar8264]

Thx for the like!

[@ineedabreak6063]

Goddess Princess Skylar! Quagmire is a sex deviant, it foreshadows him sleeping with someone.

[@snowbringercult]

How is that foreshadowing? Someone just wanted to talk to him lmao

[@Logan_Baron]

It's not foreshadowing. The entire scene is based on the scene from Airplane.

[@NotReallyRussel]

Ay, thanks for my best compolations:)

[@saucymemes6696]

The best of Quagmire would be literally every scene he’s in

[@unfortunateness]

3:47 I'm dead 💀💀

[@vertex1933]

That Wings bit is me to all of my friends when I name an older show like Cheers or 3rd Rock From The Sun

[@subscriberswithvideos-up2wl]

5:20. I’m dead laughing

[@nabeelhamza9107]

Me too

[@wormkixxr3538]

XD

[@richnb]

I watched this in the bus and I laughed outloud and couldnt stop thinking about it so i would giggle every 30 seconds 😂

[@gojihunter3118]

Loved the whole Airplane line of people to beat up Stewie gig. Classic.

[@Paul-ou1rx]

I loved Wings. I later worked with the girl who was the bathing suit model poster they had hanging on their office door. This was in Southern CA. I was in a 99 cent store and saw the same poster. I bought all 20 of them and brought them back to the office.

[@johneriksson9356]

How many here would want to " tear up Lois carpet" 😅

[@alltheworldswonders4926]

She's a cartoon character

[@Lmeyotys]

So is your waifu

[@uainjansun]

Me

[@yd6505]

Me

[@topmansquad9558]

*Not me, BADMAN nuh suck pumpum!*

[@lxxredxxl9587]

Joe's feet coming up kills me every time!!!

[@johnmesina4073]

4:40 its weird that the handle was dropped straight to cleaveland's mouth and didn't die 🤣🤣

[@gabecarroll]

John Mesina I agree

[@beastyshots1700]

😂

[@nowthatsjustducky]

He's a toon. The only things that can kill them are being forgotten, the plot, and Dip.

[@ivanleonov8501]

“Boy we got a beautiful day for this.” Lol

[@SixTheDeserter]

@4:31 Quagmire wylin lol. "Didnt mean to wake ya" The disbelief on Megs face afterwards😄🤣 Leg maintained consistent altitude the whole time lol⚰

[@lauryn8766]

I want to hate him but he’s so goddamn hilarious

[@vader.editz.86]

That Airplane reference always cracks me up. 😂

[@alternative7586]

No one is gonna talk about Joe's feet?

[@DesertEagleV]

We can't come up with a joke without being offensive.

[@shannonp9497]

@@DesertEagleV true

[@Maw0]

We all are. We aren't including you in the conversation though.

[@mamonsinelcurioso1743]

@@Maw0 master comedy 😎😡

[@bxnkaii]

3:45 quagmires random noises is somehow super realistic and understandable

[@pachigirl7105]

I love this channel. The name and the profile picture is hilarious.

[@taruneisen990]

When you get the wings reference and understand quagmires frustration

[@irfankhaizuran6689]

4:45 glen Glen GLEN GLENN *GLENNN* *GLENNNN!* My man squirmed 😂

[@user-ku3sr7cl3u]

2:30 No no no no *noo nooooooo!*

[@taylorgoetz7604]

Gross

[@yi650]

I love the scene where they all start slapping Stewie and there is a line if people to slap/ hurt him to get him to stop screaming

[@mikeblaz]

That's a "Airplane" reference if you didn't know... kzbin.info/www/bejne/n2GqiGOMo9dsj8U

[@nowthatsjustducky]

​@@mikeblaz I still love how both the doctor (almost called him Lt. Dreben) and the nun both got in an extra slap.

[@ricardog2165]

It's from the movie "Airplane!"

[@jasonshz7997]

Thank you for showing the whole clips

[@SuperRemion]

As a Leslie Nielsen fan, I am shocked that I never got that "Airplane!" reference at 1:47 XD

[@vinodkumar-pd8cz]

0:55 Joe's legs 😂 😂 😂 they are floating 😂 😂 😂

[@scottbolcerek7940]

You look alot better than the other side

[@scottbolcerek7940]

Yay I got a like

[@MyChemicalNoodles]

Scott B yay

[@gemmaskylar8264]

Scott B “You jerk!” *Turns back around.*

[@psychokiller5959]

@@gemmaskylar8264 " hey baby you want to go someplace quiet" wait Quagmire remember what's on the other side

[@majesticcheese2247]

That Airplane gag with Stewie killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@percyproductions634]

0:28 “Hey Baby How Is you Like to Share a pair of skis??”

[@ooogwaylegoway7560]

Gigity gigity I love quagmire, thanks for making this video

[@nostalgia4522]

When he walks out the factory and shouts in “I LOVE wings!” 😂

[@awesomesauce119]

All of them going giggity killed me 😂

[@warfareevan603]

1:05 is it just me or is it funny when joes feet coming up slowly so funny

[@Tha_Shark237]

5:24 I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

[@galaxyrend]

quagmire was honestly the best in this season specifically. Seasons 1-4 are my fav but 5 has so many good quagmire moments lol

[@a456987]

"you're not the same giraffe from last night"

[@megahedgehog2423]

4:20 meg sleeps with her glasses on?

[@umno6463]

The outro song is soo good 😊

[@tripplordofinconvenience9953]

Thank you for not cutting the jokes, you are a saint

[@nak_zun3430]

0:47 I seriously can't get over the fact Joes legs are floating like that