Best of RiffTrax's Raiders of the Lost Ark

[@moviebuff1941]

"Indiana Jones, meet Dusseldorf Strauss." For some reason, I laughed way, way too hard at this.

[@DraccoKnightblade]

"Hey boss, guess what? *thud* I'm dead." Best line in the whole thing XD

[@Eazy-ERyder]

DraccoKnightblade Lol yup!

[@kievmiddeton2656]

🤣🤣🤣

[@davincent98]

Hello, Peter

[@sadlobster1]

So, it's one tug for "I found it;" two tugs for "the mummy is real and absorbing my soul"

[@dm06012]

“I love you, Gerhardt!” “I STILL DO NOT LOVE YOU, HEINRICH!”

[@genuinesaucy]

"Forgive me father, I killed like eight guys today" still makes me lose it

[@himwhoisnottobenamed5427]

“Hey kid! Get out of my confessional!”

[@ackbarfan5556]

@@himwhoisnottobenamed5427 "This is our kitchen!"

[@CX462]

@@ackbarfan5556No you drunk.

[@Jaxymann]

@@CX462Daddyyy!

[@MerchantIvoryfilms]

"I can't help you I'm still digesting my fly"

[@baljot1231]

"I love you Gerhart!" "I still do not love you Heinrich!" *jeep flies off cliff*

[@drumr72]

So funny.

[@psychomammoth9640]

Gold

[@caffeineadvocate]

"I learned to hate you in the last 10 years." --- "I guess she's a slow learner."

[@BrendanSlob]

Arizona Schmidt!! God..Kevin Murphy is always on point with his quips.

[@DrThunder88]

"DowDowDow! Take that, map room!" Despite my love of this movie, I have to admit this Riff Trax is hilarious.

[@PaperbackWizard]

"Give me your torch ... and your wallet. C'mon! Stop holding out!" "Springtime ... oh, hello."

[@stirnersretrowave5094]

Our hero: the sneaky gnad kicker.

[@jkorshak]

"Grab his hair!" "You're not helping!" 🤣😂

[@charlespeters5337]

"Zis is great! Ve should try zis on Poland!"

[@crashandersen602]

I feel like their jokes for this movie massively eclipses their other riffs in that I've laughed the hardest at this one. Then again, I haven't seen them all.

[@calebc789]

"Hey, Boss, guess what? Im dead." one-liner of the year all years

[@Giggity55555]

The German accents had me rolling!

[@jakubgrzybek6181]

It was always bothering me, how experienced adventurer could think that a little bag of sand would match weight of golden idol.

[@thomasm514]

He's an archaeologist, not a chemist.

[@jerrycoob4750]

What if the idol is just painted gold and the sand was too heavy?

[@Hippodameia]

An integral part of my childhood has just been improved substantially.

[@jarmakey1]

You're all against me because I'm a fly eater!

[@cliffsheets73]

You left out, "Folks, next time there's a fire, close your eyes. It might just save your life." and "Who Vants Cookies?"

[@minaminokyoko]

I always lose it right at the part, "GOD, I hate your arm!" Brilliant.

[@Manguskahn]

getting drunk while watching rifftrax: best. night. ever.

[@OllyScarecrow]

"What will power our Nazi go-karts?"

[@mattclarke5493]

Really funny stuff! It's a clever critique of a classic 80s American action movie. Mike, Tom and Bill really do love this movie, and this is their sarcastic tribute. You gotta know where these guys are coming from, and the fact they're comedy professionals and veterans.

[@Berncarp707]

"Pull his hair!" "You're not helping!" LOL

[@yamato0965]

"Life in the apartment below Kirstie Alley!!"

[@artfan101]

jeeze, this seems awfully unfair to Germany. You commit a few genocidal atrocities in your past and rifftrax just won't let you forget it.

[@ronnig4009]

HAHAHAHA!

[@ComeAlongKay]

Yeah and the Japanese get away Scott free.

[@JFmK-sh5nh]

Some people think Hitler was kind of a jerk. Go figure?!?

[@battlestarmarc]

Wow, raiders of the lost ark was a great film.

[@jamesdenofantiquity]

In the novelization of this movie, the guy who catches on fire is Mongolian, or supposed to be, so very interesting.

[@BryonYoungblood]

"Oh, nice! He's _insane_!"

[@JamesOhGoodie]

Pound for pound, this has to be one of the funniest Rifftrax ever.

[@IgnatiusThorogood]

Gestapo pizza!

[@MatiProbably]

I can still smell their burning carcasses, it's beautiful.

[@jayhlovelady]

I was not ready for 3:34 the first time I heard it, still cracks me up.

[@lugen9875]

"Hey boss, guess what. I'm dead." Hahaha.

[@comet-ribbon]

WE ALL LIVE IN A YE...GREY SUBMARINE!

[@switzerlandful]

"Waitress my table's on fire ! ....hey there's some pork left."

[@AL52Dragon]

"Hey boss, guess what? I'm dead." "You studied under Professor Ravenwood at the University of Chicago?'[ 'Yes I did' 'Aha! Communist! You have no idea of his present location? Eh, comrade?"

[@Tigerkeeper818]

God forgive me for laughing so hard when he says, "I SEE A JEW!" LOL!!!

[@torgo714]

It is true they can riff any movie, even a classic. To funny, thanks guys fir a great start to my day.

[@OriginalRocketJock]

8:26 "The funereal of Gary Coleman was a sad affair."

[@taiyo888]

"Our hero, the sneaky nad kicker."

[@zoeyrochellezhombie829]

I was a kid when I saw the actual movie and our mom made us cover our eyes when the Nazi melts. She didn't want us to have Nightmares.

[@princesspixel3151]

Lucky you! I barged into my parents’ movie night in the living room, wants mom’s attention! But I was also just in time to witness that gruesome moment… At least I now consider that moment one of the most hilarious childhood karma I would remember 😂

[@Spaceopticsguy2010]

Hey boss, guess what, I'm dead. LMAO!!!

[@rs52594]

Careful, those are man eating ducks! lol

[@Oppeldeldoc1]

At 5:10-5:30 they left out one - "Our hero - fighting like the bully in that Charles Atlas ad!"

[@barbaro267]

The fly joke was made before the fly even went into the guy's mouth LOL

[@benvanderbeek1424]

2:12 "Germans find lack of thirst hysterical." XD

[@CinesterCharlie]

"I still do not love you Heimrich!"

[@crowskyler]

*shakes fist at KZbin on your behalf* Thank you for salvaging this one. :)

[@HalfDemonInuyasha]

"Grandpa tried to light the grill again!"

[@ronnig4009]

This was so funny! I literally laughed out loud! In fact, I GUFFAWED!

[@jac0437]

"Gosh I hate your arm!! Stupid Arm!!!!" XD

[@bdecampc]

"Aw it's doing its Kelly Clarkson impression!" "Hey, did you just kill an invisible dog?"

[@choff14]

1:58 - "You just blinded your cat." I literally did a spit take

[@SerPinkKnight]

"It's Droopy of the SS"

[@victorhernandez8723]

"Hey boss, guess what! I'm dead!"

[@Virjunior01]

This and The Blues Brothers still have the best car chases ever made. Number 3 is The Matrix: Reloaded.

[@DrFamine]

Aah... I love Rifftrax. There are few other channels on KZbin that try to make fun of the movies, but they do it in such a... mocking way that it just never feels funny to me. Sure, movies can be mocked, but Rifftrax masters this better than any other channel.

[@ArmtarGostache]

The fact Rifftrax guys can do it with minimal mean spirit makes it even more funny.

[@purplebec9112]

They're perfessionals

[@CarLynB77]

I believe they can riff anything and make it hilarious...

[@SilverScribe85]

3:57 What did he say here? Sounded like "take that, Math room"

[@MarkLatimerRussell]

"springtime for- oh hello"

[@jamesfrank3213]

For those who say Indy had no impact on the storyline...actually he set most of it in motion by using the talisman. Had he just left it be, the Nazis very likely would never have discovered that they were digging in the wrong location nor would have found the correct one.

[@ackbarfan5556]

Ugh, freaking Big Bang...

[@1987phillybilly]

This is great! We should try it on Poland!!

[@HinataChick38]

"Hey boss! Guess what?" *THUD!* "I'm dead."

[@bmccormick0917]

"So, it's one tug for 'I found it,' two tugs for 'the mummy is real and absorbing my soul.'"

[@franciszaldivar337]

3:34- 3:43 this one made me laugh the hardest

[@pdlbean]

"This is our kitchen!" "No, you're drunk!" "Daddy!" XD

[@chazzz592]

"Gestapo Pizza!" LMFAO

[@ValkyrieBane]

GESTAPO PIZZA!

[@markzilla6895]

"Hey, kid, get out of my confessional!"

[@Thoralmir]

"This is our kitchen!"

[@lucasdavis1964]

I actually wouldn't mind seeing a film about Dusseldorf Strauss. "Dusseldorf Strauss und das Geheimnis des Hahn-saugenden Donnergott."

[@alexandersilady4751]

+Lucas Davis The secret of the... what-now thundergod? 0_o

[@lucasdavis1964]

+Alexander Silady "Dusseldorf Strauss and the Mystery (Secret) of the Cock-Sucking God Of Thunder"

[@Jcolinsol]

I can't be the only one who thinks that they should get Mr. Plinkett on Riff Trax.

[@tuckerbowen4626]

"Gestapo Pizza!" XD

[@Thoralmir]

"Frenchman, save me from the Nazi- oh, why do I even bother asking?"

[@realmackle]

Turns out they saw it in post and actually removed a few frames where the fly flew away as a joke, and it made the final cut

[@zambimaru]

"The gasoline. What will power our nazi go-karts?" LOL

[@ExileOnDaytonStreet]

"The funeral of Gary Coleman was a sad affair" *slow clap*

[@Eazy-ERyder]

1:18 My favorite line!

[@tuckerbowen4626]

Mike's German accent is hilarious XD

[@femoman]

"Heh, I'm makin' it walk!" Brilliant.

[@maxell149]

" Wow that is about 30 pounds of gun." I must agree that fucker is huge XD!!!!

[@zambimaru]

"We all live in a uh.......gray Submarine." XD

[@bluephoenix52]

"Stay out of the light. You have fine, delicate skin."

[@BryonYoungblood]

Mike: This is why you need a sunscreen with the proper SPF. Bill: Make sure you do your face too, see?

[@heyitsthatmadhatterperson117]

I can't help you; I'm still digesting my fly!

[@PercyShaw81]

gestapo pizza!

[@TheChicagocowboy]

It's Droopy of the S.S.

[@ngobleus]

"Waitress, my table's on fire." "Hey, there's some pork left..."

[@comet-ribbon]

Going-on-break-bye!

[@maxtheaxeiswax]

It's cool to see they can riff GOOD movies too.

[@iBlewupthemoon98]

"What is it?" "It's called a gun..."

[@TheSpartanRage]

PACKERS WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@SageVallant]

Marian: Pull his hair! Indy (fighting Big Bald Nazi): YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!!!

[@BryonYoungblood]

Mike: Wow! That is about 30 lbs. of gun! Bill: Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh... okay, boss! Kevin: Ah, life in the apartment below Kristy Alley's! Sorry. Mike: HEY! The idol is mooning us with FULL cheek spread! Bill: Imagine my surprise! Mike: OW!! I was just asking if you wanted to join us for lunch!

[@BryonYoungblood]

Marion: Indy! Mike: Pull his hair! Bill: YOU'RE NOT HELPING!! Kevin: Best way to get a cab in New York! Bill: And that's the best way to make sure the New York cab driver takes the shortest route! Mike: I love you, Gerhardt! Bill: I still do not love you, Heinrich! Kevin: Hey, anyone see a white man with a filthy hat and an insufferable smirk?

[@BryonYoungblood]

"Senor! Nobody's come out of there alive." Mike: Well, William H. Macy made it, but no one attractive's made it! Kevin: Ah, yes, life in the apartment below Kristy Alley's! Sorry. Bill: _And_ they immediately crash into a soccer team.

[@dragmaXE]

@8:00 Truly a classic mst3k quality insult worthy from good old Tom Servo himself!

[@Stand_By_For_Mind_Control]

Anyone else think it's odd that John Rhys-Davies primary role in the 80s was to play a vaguely Arabic/Turkish guy? Or that when anyone mention's Alfred Molina's career they mention this film as if he had some sort of substantial role? Or that Marian was about 5 foot, weighed maybe 130, and drank about a gallon of Vodka... then goes on to play it completely sober? She'd either be laying in a puddle of her own vomit or fucking dead, man.

[@ForceMaximus84]

Or that it's just a movie, so you shouldn't take it too seriously?

[@Stand_By_For_Mind_Control]

ForceMaximus84 Too seriously to you must mean 'the tiniest bit seriously'.

[@Thoralmir]

Maybe you should repeat the MST3K Mantra: "Its just a show; I should really just relax."

[@MkeKen67]

@@Thoralmir - Yeah, I mean how many times should Indy have died according to the ordinary laws of physics? Crawling under the moving truck would have done it quite nicely.