Best of Salty Grumps - Game Grumps

[@whizzersterriblehorribleno773]

“No, I believe in you!” “I believe in your ability to die at my hands.” oh, they’re _best_ best friends

[@RichHobo]

Whizzer's terrible horrible no good very bad day that happened when I read this

[@TheEFRoommates]

I agree, I would only say that to the very Best of my friends.

[@StarkSpider24]

Friendship goals?

[@milesemiliog]

fuck didn't expect a falsettos stan here

[@Milkbread-go4xf]

Whizzer's terrible horrible no good very bad day I love ur username so much omg

[@kevins9205]

The transition at 7:20 is perfect. “Jesus Christ Arin”

[@lemonaidleo8283]

One hell of a J cut

[@xultra_violetx]

DUDE I DIDNT NOTICE THAT

[@TrackpadProductions]

@@lemonaidleo8283 ...that... that's not what a J-cut is?

[@BigT.Larrity]

@@TrackpadProductions circumcision

[@xanderjames8682]

​@@TrackpadProductions dont want to google that. Explain it with puppets please

[@sofee6376]

Its really funny when arin actually gets offended and says "wow"

[@sofee6376]

9:46

[@storme9204]

First 11 seconds lol

[@liesl5313]

5:37 too

[@ericbrockie1191]

Wow

[@hotdoggie0876]

sofee !! “woAOw”

[@HappyMusicCoffeeGuy]

“That’s what you get for being a Jew” OH MY LORD IM ON THE FLOOR DYING

[@madrut6679]

22:42

[@xultra_violetx]

*ooooh thats a low blow right there*

[@TheLovelyLadybug]

I snorted from how hard I was laughing.

[@reallio8165]

@@madrut6679 thank youuu~

[@FromMic]

Let's all pray that the day never comes when they're both salty at the same time.

[@houseofdemons7886]

I'm not quite sure you got to the Kirby Golf part

[@HugsAndHighelves]

The monopoly rematch finale

[@chrisberger9179]

It's happened with jon

[@tematoflakes]

Mario maker

[@Creables]

9:14

[@theotherVLF]

"You need to leave the Earth, and I'm gonna help you." -Dan

[@Wertsir]

“I’m gonna skin you” -Arin

[@Taragoola]

I hate it when mommy and daddy fight.

[@dru4111]

Taragoola Is Arin Mommy and Dan, Daddy?

[@Kyogei.]

Wow. I. Died 😂😂😂

[@xultra_violetx]

Y^Y

[@otakugemi8414]

Hnnnnggg when mommies unstable I feel unsafe-

[@eternelleee]

KaptainDruox 121 lmao

[@deboreynolds]

Dan sassing Arin fuels me. It kinda makes me feel like Ross.

[@grantkonop]

Duuuudee, fucking same

[@teama-holes6328]

Dude I'm your 999th like niiiooooceee

[@deboreynolds]

Damn cuhz this got 1.1K LIKES?! Wow! Thanks everyone!

[@rickenbacker40011]

9:50 is the funniest shit in the whole world That and “no that’s like totally cool of you, no it’s like the coolest thing ever”

[@hamadryad]

"Wow dude seriously shut the fuck up." 😂😂😂😂

[@itchyskinbag]

The Zelda section too lmfao

[@JaredK830]

He sounds so sincere

[@superLuigi675]

what episode is this from?!

[@zenomicron985]

@@superLuigi675 I too would like to know this

[@gene4438]

Arin and Danny give eachother the nicest compliments

[@superapm9620]

"Wow you did really well for a _Biiiiiiiitch"_

[@rena8904]

"I'm gonna skin you"

[@youtuberfangirlnamededyn6186]

« Your just a balls ass »

[@isaiahwhitlow7801]

13:00 That complete change of tone cracked me up lol

[@roamspida4951]

"friendship overr" "YOU ARE F U C K I N G DEAD"

[@shaunrutherford7764]

"See, this is how a loser acts." One of my favorite lines ever said by either of these two, especially in that Kindergarten teacher way.

[@athenaestrada8656]

Don't mind me, just makin' notes to myself. 7:42 "i believe in u" 9:47 "douched around like a douche" 20:45 "DID YOU STEAL MY FUCKIN' PINK STAR!?" "...No." "I'm gonna SKIN you."

[@Hutch2Much]

Dan’s immense sass at 4:22 gives me life

[@davyberson90]

7:19 That's an Archer transition right there

[@lemonaidleo8283]

J cuts are the best

[@althelor]

@@lemonaidleo8283 is that what it's called when you cut between scenes in a way that continues the earlier conversation? I never heard that name before, and it always bugged me. Especially since you're right. Those are my absolute favorite type of transitions.

[@InsanityWithHumor]

Hearing Dan say "STFU" is really jarring

[@dustythetvheadman3620]

Dan and Arin: a friendship so strong that threats of violence and painful death are laughed off

[@microbark9756]

9:40 lol "We talked about this..." lol!

[@nights2747]

10:34 Barry having to leap over a leopard pit every time he has to pee is such a funny visual.

[@derianbrittonluvu]

"Thats the kind of talk thats gunna get you thrown right in the leapard pit."

[@MK-ns5ow]

10:53🤣🤣🤣

[@sna7l]

For every pile of salt they put on a roast, they either dust it off and apologize to eachother, know theyre messing around and laugh at it, ones messing around while one adds salt, or add more salt to the salt roast

[@jarroddobben]

Sounds delicious

[@davedanmodesto904]

14:33 Dan: “God, All these boss fights are just bridges to get that SWEET menu!” Arin: “..Dan? I need you to chill.” No matter how many times I hear that, That always cracks me. For two reasons. The fact you can hear how fed up Arin is and more importantly.. Dan is correct. The Menu’s have always, and always WILL be where all the riveting action is!

[@verpler9350]

"You're only October." - Arin Hanson, 2018

[@thomas-stilinski8149]

Verpler I’m gonna use that lol

[@timberwolfmerlot]

Psh, you’re only October

[@SolstaceWinters]

Salty Dan is quite possibly the best thing ever to exist in the KZbin gaming quarter.

[@missytusara8274]

7:41 I believe in your ability to die at my hands 😂😂😂

[@TygerFox]

You know these guys are really blessed in a healing way. Many times they have brought me out of a bad depression and these clips are some of the most healing.

[@MMDAMV]

They're such a great remedy for anxiety attacks too. Their chaotic positivity is so easy to get lost in.

[@angelosarmiento9511]

Same here man :) Pretty much every time I’m stressed about school I go to the grumps

[@Starlotte]

ok not to be that person because i 100% support self care and i’m hella glad so many people can relax and destress because of Dan and Arin but you do realize you commented this on a video where you can’t go more than 10 seconds without one of them saying fuck you

[@nathanielmohr9622]

@@Starlotte What is context and tone?

[@Starlotte]

as kinky as possible for all

[@tokuclips6618]

Salty grumps? You mean, *A n o r m a l e p i s o d e o f a r i n*

[@oldpotatoman4838]

Toku Clips a normal pissed of Arin?

[@victorianbarbie]

An or male pi sodeo far in

[@NikoJr.]

A normal episode of Arin

[@clxmentin3]

anor mal episodeo farin

[@lullsbaby9321]

Idk why but I read that like a scientific name for medicine. Take your daily dose of Anormalepisodeofarin today!

[@rena8904]

I FINALLY FOUND THE CLIP OF ARIN SAYING DO YOU LIKE THE WAY MY BACON SMELLS THANK YOU IT'S AT 21:56

[@Jawunleashed]

Initiating Pre.exe

[@Alakaizer]

Jawunleashed conclusion imminent.

[@OALXI]

Commencing Jerking-Off

[@mur22]

Pr.exe

[@slimetimeproductions4931]

Super gonna do it

[@thatpinhead7543]

Initiating Complete.jpeg

[@cyansoup]

The segment at 19:38 gets me every time

[@ToastyGhost2]

Arin:” What if game grumps was short for video game grumps?” Dan: “COULD YOU IMAGINE??? IN A CRAZY SITUATION WHERE A VIDEO GAME CHANNEL MENTIONS VIDEO GAMES IN THE TITLE?”

[@vishnya_azraq]

20:46 Imma leave this timestamp here because i keep replaying it can't believe ones of my best friendships started almost exactly like this and i wanna send this to my friend but i'm just gonna get salty over it again lmao

[@sunnydelight7252]

Okay but I've started saying that at any minor inconvenience and it's too good

[@SoundlessMound]

"Hey, I'm Salt!" "I'm Extra Salt!" "AND WE'RE THE SALTY GRUMPS!"

[@amberr6707]

That's dumb.

[@Camothor10]

Salt grumps not salty grumps

[@safeeyab6291]

7:20 JEsus CHRIST Arin!

[@CathysWorld383]

12:49 Best moment Arin asked the same question just one too many times. 🤣

[@Pope_Neuro]

7:19 BEST SCENE TRANSITION EVER

[@chesnutkc]

For some reason I have always loved the gold leopard pit bit that Danny does. I even recorded it when I first heard it and saved it on my phone and listen to it every now and again and just laugh. How they come up with these things on the spot I'll never know.

[@TheOtisUpham]

The best. Thank you for giving me a 24 minute smile.

[@scourgeface]

(sarcasm alert) eXCUSE ME. this video was aCTUALLY 23 minutes and 45 seconds long, sO HOW COULD YOU SMILE FOR 24 MINUTES.

[@gene4438]

Scourgeface I smiled for 15 seconds after the video 😉

[@zenith8417]

I love how most of these are from when they're dead tired.

[@secretlyamartian96]

This just proves they're besties

[@itsyaboykam]

I forgot how feral Arin got during dream course

[@myososheep7922]

12:02 id love a compilation of the grumps talking french, this is hilarious

[@pwojo9776]

From what I understand, Japan is called Japan because when explorers from Europe got to China's east coast - I think it was Marco Polo but don't quote me on this - they asked what those islands to the east were. They said it was the island of Zsa (which I think means sun) Gabor (which through a translation error was read like "bun" or "pun"). Through mistranslated and misread Japanese-to-Mandarin-to-Italian-to-English, sounded like something like "Zsa-pun" or "Japan".

[@omegastar19]

This is mostly incorrect. While Marco Polo did record a name for Japan (Cipangu), the word Japan comes from the Malay language. When Portuguese merchants arrived in Malaysia in the 16th century, they adopted the Malay word for Japan and brought it back to Europe, where it spread across the continent. The Japanese word for their own country is Nippon. Zsa Zsa Gabor was a 20th century American actress. Whoever told you that name meant Japan was pulling a prank on you ;)

[@omegastar19]

And for those who are interested: Germany actually has an unusually large variety of names in different languages. This is because Germany was barely a thing before the 19th century - it was divided into numerous smaller states, and geographically is was not a very distinct entity either; instead, in most cases surrounding regions took the name of the germanic region/tribe they had most contact with and eventually applied it to the entirety of what is now the state of Germany. So the French call Germany ‘Allemagne’ based on an ancient German tribe that lived in south-west Germany. The UK uses Germany based on the Germanic tribes. I believe a few other countries use a name based on the Saxon tribes that lived in Germany. The name Germany itself uses - Deutschland - simply means ‘(our) people’s land’. The English word for the population of The Netherlands - Dutch- has the same root.

[@wumbology6072]

I can feel the sass

[@IDENTITYWITHHELD.]

I love they're so insulting but affectionate at the same time

[@mattk750]

16:43 one could say he is a *grumpy* fellow

[@naqi_292]

Arin: 22:40 *that's what you get for being a jew* I DIED😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

[@codywrzesinski6877]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sevayen6429]

22:40 i lost it

[@rooksclown316]

You can just taste the salt

[@maritofuentes4690]

Geneycea Brooks it tastes like sugar

[@bearmuffin7266]

6:55 XD I love this so much 16:00 gives me life as well XD

[@patchcheyr7785]

You know those moments when your video buffers at the exact moment there is "awkward silence" and you sit there longer than you should thinking "This is a lot longer than I remember"

[@nicholasweintraub8548]

I tried creating Dan Avidan on WWE 2K18 using someone else's Charlie Haas face photo & Derrick Bateman's hairstyle, but the end result was Superman's college photo.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Nicholas Weintraub actually loled

[@bambsnaklub4578]

4:23 is my absolute favorite

[@trashkayleigh]

Bambsnak Lub could you CRAZY FUCKIN IMAGINE?

[@crisislite2650]

What if you worked at the grumps office and heard 3:52 from another room but it was muffled

[@theycallmejodamo]

Honestly, wouldn’t be the most raunchy thing to overhear in the grumps office 🤣🤣

[@toxo2714]

I wonder if they’ve ever had a genuine fight

[@ryansadauskis]

Toxo 27 Probably nothing physical but they’ve probably argued. Every pair of good friends does it.

[@thesamesam6292]

@@ryansadauskis eh, I've been best friends with someone for 8 years now and we've never once had an argument. I guess I'm lucky that way

[@Mezzy..]

@@thesamesam6292 Seems like you got a really good friend there

[@banditbeth7687]

On the power hour they claimed that they haven’t so that’s good to know

[@Tetfima]

Wish I had friends like that, probably why I watch this show so much

[@linkstorm6]

Moments of Dan quoting Arin? Like Sequelitis or older game grumps episodes?

[@bumblebeerror9019]

linkstorm6 B O M B B O W L I N G

[@shytown7083]

linkstorm6 oh my GOD YES

[@gothicMCRgirl]

Don't gotta season this meat, tis plenty salty enough lol

[@PotatoeBunny93]

I was sad when it ended ;-;

[@ogjustaguy4531]

I was salty

[@cycnarch]

The first time the kirby game showed it was Arin's win then the next time it was Danny's win and each time the sass level was over 9000

[@FelixEA]

I love the "Videogame grumps" moment

[@ToadToad7]

Honestly I just love how they turn around almost every legitimate moment of negative emotion into laughter.

[@angiadcock8196]

That “this one is real hard…” “it is NOT.” Is one of my all time favorite gg moments.

[@M1kimaaa]

I think Ass Pirate is quite literally my new favorite insult to call someone. Thanks Arin.

[@JediPhoenix1976]

Every now and then, Dan out-Grumps Arin. And it's a beautiful thing.

[@otakugemi8414]

Hnnngg sometimes Arin gets so salty I can FEEL Dan's awkwardness and loss of words so he doesn't upset him more lol

[@ojcb6721]

timestamp?

[@Starze]

"you didn't cheat at all" that bit kills me every single time

[@gaylordrobinson1199]

7:42 hearing Danny say “shut the fuck up” not jokingly is so jarring

[@SAXManTV]

7:21 is my ALL TIME FAVORITE DAN SASS XD

[@Shancus32796]

im gonna need a gallon of water to help with this sodium intake.

[@SatiresAttires]

Dude, you need to leave the earth. And I'll help. -Daniel Avidaniel Avidaniel

[@Echelon_815]

These guys are a couple of salty cards

[@ricozotv]

11:50 i just love this bit

[@spnmolly]

God I'm having such a shit day at work I really needed this thank you💕💕💕

[@mistersympa15]

Me too, fam. Thank everything for Grumps.

[@sandoncrowder7839]

They’re like the two nicest people on earth except when they’re together in a room🤣🤣🤣

[@p0zzywf588]

10:18 LMAO

[@blixtozzy]

What is Dan actually talking about? I have no idea what it is

[@p0zzywf588]

@@blixtozzy he was jokingly talking abt putting a leopard pit in his house

[@Mad_Mod1964]

It's like hearing your parents argue :')

[@wolfey1579]

"Yes of course you do, you stupid F&cking bastard" Will always get me no matter how many times I listen to it

[@Lacunykt]

9:10 awe you missed the "riGHT *ON* it!"

[@takingamassiveel]

Anyone know where the clip at 9:50 comes from, I’ve been searching for that quote for ages now lol EDIT: ya boi got it its from mario maker episode 103 baby~

[@lucasnadamas9317]

18:19 NO PHONEBOOK PART???!?! THAT'S ONE OF THE BEST MOMENTS IN THEIR ENTIRE CARREER!

[@CaptainDoomsday]

50% of this video is Kirby's Dream Course. Which makes sense.

[@honeybuns294]

This is my fav gg comp, very well done

[@aftism_]

I really, *really* hope Dan gets so salty towards Arin that he says “wOw those are fighting words. Jesus, Dan!”

[@S0ci0stan]

You're missing the entirety of Arin's play through of Ocarina of Time.

[@Shadywolf09]

"FUCK! Ah my god! Why'd you jinx me like that?! You stupid piece of shit!" When your friend calls you a stupid piece of shit, you know you've reached 'best friend' level.

[@SteamPaladin]

*eats salt and vinegar potato chips while watching*

[@ardent-ace27]

"I believe in you! "I believe in your ability to die at my hands." can we talk about how cold that line was tho. like, superhero to supervillain talk right there. fuckin hell

[@saturnoperative4484]

may i present: arin and dan in 30 years, living in the house at the end of the culdesac, sitting on the porch in old rocking chairs, arguing about their marraige. thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[@holdmybeefstew7131]

Danny insulting Arin in the beginning sound very genuine and true Lmao. “You Stupid Fucking Bastard.”

[@faroshscale]

I'm almost positive Mario 3D World had the most Dan Sass of any playthrough

[@blairemblem7336]

"friendship over..." "YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD"

[@filmmotiveprince8746]

20:50 That part cracks my shit up everytime 😆😆😆

[@FelixEA]

22:41 HOLY COW ARIN

[@night_owls184]

This had me fucking deceased this is one of the best masterpieces put together!

[@ggm4382]

Claudia Vidal Thank’s for the compliment!

[@someguy7526]

Now we need a peppery compilation, for the perfect dish

[@doublexjamy2]

7:40 lines up so well🤣 "You can do it man, I believe in you!"

[@amethist6774]

12:01 "Les Etats Unis" is a literal translation of "The United States" we don't call it differently, we just say it with french words. Just wanted to say that for culture. It's free and you're welcome.

[@fusion_phoenix]

Germany.English Alemania.Spanish Deutschland. German I think it’s something like Doitsu in Japanese. Idk man words are hard

[@Eesighee6]

I could feel the annoyance coming off of dan when they were talking about the different country names in different languages

[@Kainlarsen]

"Yeah, of course you do, you stupid fuckin' bastard" I knew then it was going to be glorious. :D

[@generallysorry1589]

All of these salty clips are just bridges to get to that sweet menue.

[@JadineD]

Where'd you get a centaur?