Best of Stavros Halkias ROASTS 🔥 part 1

[@Dragon_McFluteface]

“Daddy never crawls” was hilarious

[@eggoslayer1001]

Legitimately as funny as anything Stav said in this video lol. Actual comedy genius.

[@gotsnaps]

Dude I was dying 🤣

[@vordt4139]

@@eggoslayer1001 Stav didn't even say it, lmfao.

[@yungxancash1459]

@@vordt4139reading is hard for you buddy?

[@SweetMangoMuncher]

I may be high bit i haven’t laughed that hard in so long. How did he think of that

[@zanejohnson6918]

Absolutely broiled the dread head electrician

[@rydiehlcovers]

Counting crow 😂😂😂

[@JKGuitarPro]

When he said "you listen to Sublime don't you" I spit my food out.

[@EsotericThoughts93]

The guy took it well tho so that’s nice to see

[@sjmize2138]

😅

[@drizyhendrix7621]

Fucking 5 minutes. Must of felt like an hr to that dude.

[@seanrizzle]

The irony of the most roastable guy doing all the roasting is amazing...

[@tab021]

How do you think he got so damn good?

[@theramplocal]

That's a really good point

[@kevinathans4191]

Same with Jeff Ross. But that's what makes it work. You don't want to be roasted by some hot dude, that just makes them look mean lol

[@MaySpitfire]

probably cant say anything he hasnt heard before, a man with nothing to lose is a dangerous thing

[@austinhowley3907]

Athleticism - 0 Roast- 100

[@geomo6597]

"I know a couple different shapes a hole can be," nearly killed me.

[@BonghitTransplants]

Crazy this guy took down a whole bridge jogging

[@Itjrneksmsk6]

😂😂😂

[@Theforeheaded1]

DEAD 💀 😂💀😂

[@davidec.4021]

Funniest part is him jogging

[@ScubesFTW]

Engineers can only do so much.

[@ReaIistik]

That’s WILD

[@Erodent]

The guy at the last clip with the “uh- I’m an engineer” kills me every time I see that clip

[@OnlyAchievingHere]

Hilarious it finishes with Stav not even roasting the crowd but forcing another audience member to

[@iveseenthings7928]

great delivery too

[@altimuschungus]

“36 and now is the time for dreads you think!?” I feel attacked 😂😂

[@AndrewBarsky]

“It’s a long distance open relationship. So you just know a woman is what you’re saying?” 😂

[@Sandybowls_9001]

Stavvy knows how to kick you in the balls with words

[@Laughely_Hand]

I’m an electrician. Long hair for the first time in my life. The first bit was god tier for me 😂

[@kevinathans4191]

Yeah, I did 20 years in the military, so I always had short hair. Finally got the chance to grow it out and I realized I'm going bald 😢😂 I'm going to look like Stavy in a few years...

[@bustedknuckle342]

It'll happen faster than you think.

[@pbplauralfilms]

Do you practise Santeria?

[@Laughely_Hand]

@@kevinathans4191 run that bitch baby! If young Stavy can do it, you definitely can 😂🤙🏼 Thank you for putting in the time!

[@Skriptz187]

​@kevinathans4191 you can stop it. My roommate stopped his and reversed it using minoxidil and finastiride from hims.

[@tab021]

The roast of the political science guy was my favorite bit of stav roasting ever. Absolutely hilarious

[@DisappointedSon0813]

It's a ridiculous major . LOL

[@PowerYoutuberViewer]

That's friend of mine and he's doing good

[@frankfratto]

Absolutely savage! 💀

[@alexanderrose1071]

@@PowerKZbinrViewerat 27, still getting his undergrad, with no other job? Doesn’t sound likes he’s doing well

[@PowerYoutuberViewer]

@@alexanderrose1071 He's graduated and got work nowadays. Clip is old.

[@CJThomas13]

The home cook guy...definitely sells drugs

[@chinqlinq89]

100% when they act secretive about a very common job. Brain can’t keep up with the lies 😂

[@Kasigi03]

Definitely a loser who sits home all day and eats all the food

[@vordt4139]

Cookin that meth

[@epothos1]

The roommates in a nice house was a hint too

[@epothos1]

Top secret clients too

[@DeinosAres]

5:01 the hand around his buddy when he knows hes about to get roasted in front of thousands of people online is hilarious.

[@kingRagnar616]

We need a "Daddy never crawls" shirt 👕

[@b_r_i_z_z_y]

💀😂

[@Pooz30]

I was watching a bunch of David Lucas crowd roasts, as he’s known for… then this just blows that out of the water. Stavros is a beast. David Lucas is just vulgar.

[@chinqlinq89]

2 completely different weight classes, and I mean that by experience and skill 🤣😂 Shouldn't even be comparing the two.

[@gordonwenlock2180]

Totally agree, but Lucas is basically good at those very short, descriptive one-liners 'ie you look like you...". I find they only hit like maybe 20% of the time. Stav basically never flops, it's amazing

[@Pooz30]

⁠@@gordonwenlock2180agreed… Lucas will throw a one liner, marinate on it, laugh a lot to kill time and make something seem funnier than it was… you can often see him stumped and come up with nothing. Stavros is just so good, right down to his choice of vocabulary.

[@amybrennan42]

Lucas only knows "yo ass..." and saying the n word

[@alexb8560]

And stav's actual stand up is way better than Lucas's. His special was boring af

[@dylananderson310]

Daddy never crawls

[@Chlorophyll47]

King of Crowd Work

[@TheWitchesHat]

Stavvy took audience roasts to the next level! Best in the game

[@beardomcgee5005]

Stavvy looking downright svelte in that second clip..

[@tippychips574]

the way this video ends is the funniest thing I've ever seen

[@rvolk86]

37 year old man that still has Sublime on the Spotify playlist... I'm catching strays over here😂

[@Trilogy3]

I couldn’t stop laughing for a fucking half hour straight

[@danieltownsend6500]

The fluctuation of weight is insane

[@thems_the_brakes]

Except for Sweat Suit Stav, they all look within 15 lbs

[@b_r_i_z_z_y]

You can really tell the periods where Eldis carried him around and fed him grapes like the Albanian mule he is /s

[@Ch33ziTzsk8R]

On everyone but stav lolol

[@Theamericanglassguy]

I think it’s the shirts more than anything

[@joranwilloughby298]

Beer

[@78pencils]

We are entering the era of stav off the road content

[@ericzapata8162]

In my kitchen crying of laughter cooking for my family thank you !!!!!

[@hadedanewspaper2256]

i fucking laughed all the way through Stav

[@epothos1]

“Let’s go ahead and toss that maybe out” killed me 😂

[@bigholli8449]

Lol😂 " daddy never crawls "

[@Chris-of6xm]

Man that last line brought everything full circle nice work.

[@camashaftsjourney4072]

Could watch hours of this

[@yams1263]

Love the dude at 27:07, Stav is just not picking up what he’s putting down

[@rydiehlcovers]

Yeah, dude is definitely cooking up meth or crack 😂😂

[@rebeccaward2152]

Ohhhh lmfao I'm only just now realizing what he was implying

[@Kohiva]

Good stuff as always. Keep it up Stavvy!

[@chillinginr.i.]

Stavvy: *on his death bed* Daddy never crawls! *dies*. His family: wtf?

[@walleedm5825]

I felt that “I am god damn 27” in my soul

[@weirdkd54]

I need to find a therapist like stav

[@arenajank9043]

everyone needs to hear this

[@epothos1]

Especially the lost cause guy

[@ScubesFTW]

This is a man that knows his way around a roast. Stavvys favorite roast is lamb..

[@qhansen123]

I listen to the polisci roast once a month and it cures my depression

[@CollinJames417]

Best crowd work ever. Imo.

[@age0808]

Stavvy is so gold bruh!

[@treble8921]

"37 year old man that's still got sublime on his playlist 😂😂😂" Me over here like 😨😡 "He's a great singer but an even better fast food employee 😂😂" Me over here like 😭☠️

[@honestabe411]

Hey stavvy hope you are making bank with your KZbin, you deserve it!

[@joelglanton6531]

Dude said that two hours of podcasting a week was too much work for $400k a year, this seems like immeasurably more work for way less money

[@honestabe411]

@@joelglanton6531 you don’t understand the value of independence and self-determination?

[@joelglanton6531]

@@honestabe411 You didn't say any of those words in your comment; you were talking about "making bank."

[@honestabe411]

@@joelglanton6531 yes my comment is unrelated to the podcast that no longer exists. Live in the now…

[@jm6406]

@@joelglanton6531 sorry your favorite podcast is over but being angry at everyone won't bring it back

[@patrickmiller878]

Sooooooo funny. Best KZbin video March ‘24 🔥❤️‍🔥 Godvros

[@Mockury]

That fucking ending had me rolling

[@239darkestknight]

We can all use some more Stavvy Baby in our life

[@phnix6242]

And he could use a little bit less He hast almost passed ralphie may…..and hes 2 inches shorter also

[@MySynthDungeon]

So funny!! Stavros you rock, brother!!lol!! ;-)! Cheers!

[@original_EL]

He does so many people dirty feels like therapy to me

[@KayGirl216]

I fucking love Stavros

[@Maj_hul]

Imagine being the girl that cheated on and dumped her bf for the skeezer in the crowd after hearing him say he likes women w bfs because they're "emotionally available and easy"

[@Bingo_Bango_69]

Crazy for him to even speak up about that

[@Ohhg2387]

Bro I haven’t watched him in like 2-3 months I just clicked back and I’m FUCKING CRYING 🤣🤣 when he comes back to my city im definitely there lmao

[@liferiot]

First guy doing his best Stilgar from Dune

[@bobjones6154]

Lol crazy stavvy ripping on this guys hair when he literally looks like a man who works at bad greek restaurant in a small Australian town

[@shooterrmcagvnn]

Ya'll think the guy with dreads went to Super Cuts the next day?

[@TimeForDunston]

I’m an extremely gay man.

[@theramplocal]

Well you are in the right place!

[@joelglanton6531]

I'm gay and Chinese

[@mikebordeaux8218]

You're s deeply closeted gay man

[@9ner]

lmao dread guy was never the same after that, you could see it in his face

[@heracles89]

How am I just discovering this guy 😂 😂

[@jessievela5269]

Your my favorite comedian keep it up bro

[@stevemuzak8526]

4:02 No Better.... Aaaaa..... that almost killed me.

[@PirrePuder]

love the runescape bit

[@JH-uu7jl]

I'd rather get robbed than burned by this dude on the mic.

[@PleeseCallMeDan]

This half bald bowling ball probably honed his roasting skills as a self defense mechanism and makes a living from it. Amazing.

[@HiddenUsername1]

I need to see this man in an old bay track suit

[@left_high_kick]

lol @ Stav roasting that dudes hair (rightfully so) while rocking that male pattern baldness mullet he's working on

[@palazzo1113]

This cured my heterosexuality.

[@Realworldnews247]

Stavvy baby the legend of crowd work

[@rbnfreedum9722]

I enjoyed that fucking thoroughly

[@touncyTB]

just in time for an EST breakfast

[@TheKingKillua]

Just like Jimmie Lee ‘best nyc roasts’

[@KayGirl216]

You know what it is! Family

[@jplaza105]

The Jersey Outlaw!

[@dontask7657]

FAMILY

[@asantepauwels]

All different flavors...

[@quinadams3181]

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[@pyrotechnick420]

I lost it when he asked the dred dude if he listens to Sublime 😆

[@maddyboudreau8922]

StavROAST 🔥🔥🔥

[@asdfasdfadfasdf2979]

amazing vid

[@slayasloth]

Stavros showed up looking like a plump lil rotisserie chicken

[@DanG626]

25:09 The RuneScape roast is just 💯

[@pppcorn]

nice ending :) very funny stuff

[@obsolete9121]

Nice gains bro

[@original_EL]

Now that dude is gonna remember him, a dude, calling him daddy like 10 times that’s gonna be more ingrained in his mind cause this dude does hella shows and the other guy probably just took a chance to be there and it was a bigger moment for him with the whole room laughing at him.

[@Rebar77_real]

Holy shit there's more coming!

[@mattyb2944]

White rasta dude absolutely shaved his head after that show

[@chrishohl6141]

Stavros is like if you could combine both Toejam and Earl.

[@bigholli8449]

This dude works a crowd well

[@Frappuccino2124]

DAGGUM the 28 year old with his dad hit. I’m 25… I work at Amazon, got my own place, and support myself… but dude I felt his pain bc I just made it to where I am. Like a year ago I was him. He just needs one good year and he’ll make it work. My dad has been my F-up deleter for when I needed it and I made it fr only bc of him. Also yeh I definitely got mom issues cause my dad did both with a full time job. Wouldn’t seem relevant besides stavs mom/dad issue q/a. Any way love your content broski

[@pyrotechnick420]

Daddy never crawls has to be the funniest shit I've ever heard an audience member say

[@bassproscott]

hell yeah dude

[@martinmeseer5109]

Absolutely fing hilarious

[@kuidaorekitchen5850]

Gold, 34:08 of pure comedy gold!!!

[@mnemonichotpocket]

I mean his roasts are ALL the best...

[@juniorjames3256]

Astoria baby

[@felis4289]

Can't belive they haven't taken a foot yet

[@neighborhoodmusicsnob5517]

I was a history major. Frankly I'm waiting to die now.

[@Alexjanisse]

“..ahh”

[@jacksonjones2220]

stav at his finest

[@StefstefG]

RuneScape ain’t embarrassing, that’s a fuckin Classic! Shout out to all the scapers who have been grinding since childhood! ..but 7 hours a day is a lot lmfao. As a grown man.

[@PlaymeoffSia]

do i hear adam asking question from the audience? :) also the final question reaction is perfect xD

[@theramplocal]

No that was another androgynous lesbian

[@felis4289]

Who the f is adam

[@flackjacketgolf]

Diddy Never Crawls.

[@damnguna8263]

Stavy tried ozempic but it got hungry

[@24Deutschmark]

So classic! Thank you

[@timmy8808]

When he gets going😂😂

[@stepheneaton4978]

Finally had an epiphany; Stav is the Greek Patrice O'Neill

[@zzzave]

The cook is like for sure Brandon Wardell right ?

[@tyriongambly3134]

23:00 Shout out OSRS

[@geoffcasias9367]

Stavros looking small in that opening scene