Best of The Investors

[@jacobvanvalkenburgh2192]

I always loved how The Investors always rise from beneath the ground while Dr, Killenger always descends from above

[@bluecoin3771]

Symbolism.

[@John.McMillan]

It's lile poetry. It rhymes.

[@stevencoffin328]

Same with how they exit.

[@skullking6693]

ooooh i never actually saw that i didnt pzyed attention to it it as if thry dere demons while killenger an angel

[@Digitalhdwmn]

As above so below

[@mileator]

"Oh thank god it's you!" "What?! I know! I couldn't even see you behind them. I thought these guys could just throw knives from their backs!" I love that bro moment with brock and shoreleave genuinely being terrified.

[@tenkenroo]

Magic is definitely outside their wheelhouse.

[@johnsayles8032]

@Jon Doe "Oh thank God it's you" is not a reaction of disappointment in finding out your enemy isn't capable of phasing through matter AND able to empty a clip from their chest without moving. That's relief.

[@argo-cv1wj]

What episode is that

[@JKDoodleJack]

@@argo-cv1wj Season 4 episode 15 “The Silent Partners”

[@Someone7641]

"Magic guys... that sucks!" - Brock

[@Madd_Jack]

In the end, Killinger barely broke a sweat killing these guys that everyone feared. Killinger is a weird badass xD

[@NameName2.0]

Look.. if you marry poppins through life in slippers and are a top villain, of COURSE you're gonna take the lawyers down easy.

[@TheQuyman]

and you can read more about it in the bible

[@TheVladdracula1]

The three names he called the investors are three out of four old Greeko Roman wind gods, implying he is the fourth one...

[@Shadow-Man-vz8sv]

@@TheVladdracula1 he is the fourth of the brothers. An ancient deity, Apeliotes or Eurus, the god of the southeast wind.

[@ThePickledsoul]

It's that German efficiency

[@asmkalrizion7078]

I love how the lightsaber fight wasn't even real, just psychic combat

[@PhallicPhantom2]

At least we know the rules always stay the same, You die in the mind (dream) you die in real life.

[@OGXenos]

The investors are so effectively intimidating because while there is magic and other associated mystical shenanigans going on in the Venture Bros universe, they all adhere to certain laws and limitations. Like Orpheus said once, nobody can even handle the denizens of the underworld. But the Investors don't play the same game. They do what they want, without restriction, without consequence. Unlike Orpheus who simply pretended he was snakes, or conjured fake illusions, the Investors can choose who they appear to, can ignore any material object. In a world full of restrictions and regulations, they are the only free factor, and that makes them a threat to anyone.

[@theenderdestruction2362]

Besides killinerger but he seems to be on another level anyways

[@Bacxaber]

@@theenderdestruction2362 Killinger is one of them.

[@kellynolen498]

@@theenderdestruction2362 killinger mever used his powers to effect anyone we only see him help people and maybe do some mental stuff

[@theenderdestruction2362]

@@kellynolen498 yes but he is something else and add onto that fact I'm going of the idea of him being the south east or what wind god of Greece and him being the strongest of the bunch seems apt

[@colin8696908]

Well no, that is an illusion. They were never on the station, they were broadcasting their mind powers from the asteroid next door. Which is why david bowie's plan to blow it up would never have killed them.

[@alexanderward5286]

-“Who are those guys?!?” -“The Investors, they make dreams come true.... For a Price...”

[@darkpaw1522]

So like Disney.

[@mangareader7474]

@@darkpaw1522 not that evil

[@daninagy4173]

The way Killinger runs is so good.

[@charles3840]

I like how Killinger and the Investors are like Gandalf and the wizards from The Lord of the Rings. Only one stayed true to their purpose...

[@garretthilliard5348]

Cool take

[@Cloofinder]

Except you have one Gandalf vs three Sarumans

[@Tanzenergise]

@@Cloofinder ah ah ah SaruMEN ;)

[@lyrebird5982]

​@@Cloofinder there are more than 2 wizards in the stories, around 6 I believe

[@Ryan6.022]

@@lyrebird5982 it's five wizards radagst the brown and the two blue wizards are the others. The two blue wizards have like one line about them saying they traveled into the east and began cults of magic.

[@mathieuleader8601]

Killinger is Ereus the east wind and the wind of change

[@operleutnant7235]

I would personally argue that killinger are Apeliotes, the southeast wind as the rest represent the Northwest, Northeast, and Southwest winds.

[@Clayton_Stewart]

What mythology is this? Greek?

[@mathieuleader8601]

@@Clayton_Stewart yes Greek myth

[@yoshithesurgeon5853]

Sad that 21 didn’t get to see the lightsaber fight

[@DeereBorgGaming]

The lightsaber fight was mental, no one got to see it except Killinger and the investors

[@dd11111]

In fact, he got to witness the only physical action of the fight, and Gary's a smart, well read boy. I'm sure he would have enjoyed knowing he got to se the climax of a genuine psykic showdown.

[@rodrikofharlaw6848]

I like the implication Killenger could have beat the three of them at any time but he let's them go wild driving bowie to insanity and killing monstroso to clear out the bigwigs of the guild for his recreation.

[@Boston84]

And this is my magic murder bag

[@futurelama5123]

And this is my resume

[@timburns5967]

I reference the magic murder bag all the time and nobody knows what I'm talking about. It makes me smile.

[@Off-with-a-bang]

"Your powers are useless against me you silly billy"

[@CreamTheEverythingFixer]

I like how even Monstroso fears them, these guys aint villains they are straight up evil Also best of Amber Gold when?

[@solidghost1337]

Monstroso didn't fear them, he mistakenly saw himself as their equal. That's why he ended up dead.

[@wisecrack3481]

Love the vampire callback with not going where they're uninvited

[@BTAL1ama]

4:30 I love how he prances around the table like the girl from Sound of Music lol

[@evanlucas8914]

I like the dichotomy between killinger and the investors. The investors are greedy capitalism and killinger is altruistic capitalism. Killinger elevates his clients because he believes that by helping others prosper, he himself will profit. The investors seek profit at all costs. They will protect their investment without care for whom it harms or what it takes to do so. At least that's how my currently drunk mind sees it. But then again it is just an adult cartoon so....perhaps I'm reading into it too much.

[@thisaccountnameiscompletel8949]

Killinger is just straight up altruistic, he works Pro Bono, so basically a legendary creature.

[@noahboucher125]

Altruistic capitalism feels like a unicorn in our universe

[@boxybob6976]

Altruistic capitalism is an oxymoron

[@shadowman4963]

I quite like how it's even lined up with the names, if the investors are Lips (the lesser god of southwest winds known as a destroyer of ships), Skiron (the lesser god of northwest winds known for bringing blistering heat and burning lightning storms), and Caecius (the lesser god of northeast winds known for bringing violent storms and raining hail down on mortals) that makes Killinger Apeliotes the lesser god of southeast winds known for bringing gentle rain to nourish mortals' crops the one of the four that is seen as almost only helpful to mortals.

[@MentallyillManlet]

Well said

[@kjrey9878]

The writers developed such insanely good characters for this show. It's almost "too on the nose" that they're called "The Investors". I LOVE IT!

[@toddwebb7521]

(Killinger in lightsaber fight with Umbrella) I'm Mary Poppins y'all

[@brawl8]

The implications. That jj was desperate enough to listen to the investors to make a deal. To “ cure his cancer” when he doesn’t belive in hocus pocus. It was rusty being there. Just being there to give him the support their father Jonas never gave him. That saved jj soul. As shitty as rusty is he still showed jj compasion and understanding. Despite his initial attemp to kill him.

[@darkmask5933]

JJ had developed nanobots that would have theoretically cured his cancer ... but its implied his cancer has spread so far throughout his body that even the nanobots would have failed to save him.

[@ReneeMcNeely]

I thought the implication was that JJ dealt with the investors to make Venture Techno Industries successful, and he got cancer as a result of dealing with them since getting fatal health issues seems to be a common result of dealing with them.

[@emetanti]

@@ReneeMcNeely The health issues seem if anything to be where the Investors come in knowing thats when people are most vulnerable to make a deal with them, King Gorilla made a deal and probably signed over his heart in exchange when his time comes, Monstroso signed it to get a new heart/someone that implants it and JJ knowing his cancer likely signed a deal with them to get Gargantua 2 done before his death.

[@GoggleMayhem464]

2:39 I never put it together that the investors were the vampire women in that scene. Is there something that gives it away aside from the way they enter?

[@kaiceeholloway8830]

Just now clicked me too 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@sarajohnson6855]

👁️👄👁️

[@dd11111]

Ehhhhh, I don't know I think it's implied more that they were hidung under the sheets, but NGL it could be...who knows how the investors get their kicks!

[@GoggleMayhem464]

@@dd11111 only reason I thought so was because they appear in this video.

[@GoldenGrenadier]

One of them is named Lips after all.

[@christopherhaynes8101]

“Those were just prostitutes” Billy that clearly makes sense 😂

[@DemonicAdj]

He's kicking himself because they'd have said they were Charlie's Angels if he wanted

[@POSTELVIS]

"it is not our custom to go where we are not invited" ahaha the writers have been watching too much David Lynch

[@mathieuleader8601]

Fairy godfathers who happen to be godly middlemen

[@ohsteeev]

I love that the most terrifying villains in this show are Investors.

[@dontemorgan1517]

The Investors were build up to be major antagonists, but ended on a anti-climatic final battle.

[@SpitfiretheCat16]

I kinda like that. Subverts expectations in a funny way and also builds up Killinger.

[@dontemorgan1517]

@@SpitfiretheCat16 Killinger was cool on how they take down on the investors but feels kind of a let down to them.

[@Chris_Sizemore]

@@dontemorgan1517 Considering how mystical Killinger and the Investors are it wouldn't be difficult to write them back into the story (if they ever do another season). Just make sure the story acknowledges Killinger won and the Investors have to pay a price to gain new bodies. And if Killinger shows up they just fold and do anything he tells them to.

[@dontemorgan1517]

@@Chris_Sizemore Sounds really cool

[@The9TKitsune]

I think it fits, with the show's whole subversion of the genre. It'd suck to have them be some crazy, removed from reality threat. Venture Bros is at its best when playing with the implications of dysfunctional adult children playing dress up with death lasers. The show's best stories have their "epic" moments offscreen- like seeing Jonas die vs hearing it from the (obviously traumatized and crazy) Red Death. Or Brock realizing the Pyramid Wars were fake, undermining his whole career.

[@superstarultra28]

These guys were creepy as hell. I love them so much!

[@3spoons366]

I became slightly less terrified of the investors once i realized they were basically just ghost vampires, but the scene with monstroso and king gorilla is still chilling

[@thestooge200]

I love how their theme has the same low vocal tone as the Ring Wraith theme from the Bashki Lotr film!

[@polarjet1833]

Sure the investors may have been bad and may have been weird but we have to agree, they were badass in a weird way

[@OvaltinePatrol]

"It is not our custom to go where we are not invited." borrowed from Lost Highway, always had fun trying to pick out the references in Venture Bros.

[@sti_angel9034]

Hold up when the investors show up and Rusty is holding JJ I just realized they were there for him? What agreement did JJ make with the investors?

[@LegendaryGmode]

Probably to fund gargantuan 2 I mean sure he's rich and all but a giant space station hotel thing can't be cheap

[@LegendaryGmode]

Oh and I think it was made in like a year or two so they probably sped up its construction by some means I mean look at the size of that thing the thing should've taken atleast a decade to build maybe a little less cause super science but unlikely

[@maskedmarvyl4774]

I think they deliberately left that open. JJ disappeared without a trace at the end of the episode. He is intelligent enough to know how evil these beings are. I hope they have a callback in mind for this if we ever see the series again. IF the Investors did do something for JJ, now that they're all dead, JJ won't have to worry about them exacting a payment from him. That is, if he's still alive....

[@tabulldog2743]

To bring back Jonas Venture Sr? Or perhaps to cure his cancer?

[@Zoras88]

@@maskedmarvyl4774 Pretty sure JJ died when Gargantua 2 crashed into the Venture compound.

[@oldoutlet6946]

I never even put it together that the "vampire chicks" were the Investors. I swear no matter how many times I rewatch this show something always goes over my head. 😅

[@daledrinnon7307]

The idea occurred to me but I refused to believe it

[@matthewriley7826]

Let’s hope Billy never finds out…

[@bluetea8181]

Wait.. i never thought about that.

[@brawl8]

Was this revealed in dvd commentary cuz I been meaning to buy the box set. Also ….. Wut?

[@olivelyons1664]

Reminds me of Metalocalypse

[@overlordtealover1128]

They were made when adult swim shows were good so that's probably why

[@analothor]

yea maybe they know Mr salacia

[@DemonicAdj]

​@@analothorWent to the same Circle together.

[@radicaIized]

I love how they have no walking animations

[@tartlynerdy]

I wish they had more speaking lines lolol. I love their accents.

[@Kentrc11]

Did...did Billy Quizboy just do a one-minute man with his bionic hand lol?

[@Guruc13]

WAIT! Those Vampire prostitutes were the Investors!?

[@Kentrc11]

@@Guruc13 Yeah. Why wouldn't beings with powers that rival their brother Dr. Henry Killinger have the ability to morph into whatever they want?

[@Guruc13]

@@Kentrc11 Makes sense!

[@4everhungerybuck917]

When anyone sees the investors they sound scared expect dr killanger

[@funkmantim2661]

To be fair, Killenger is technically a investor himself, he just does not carry the title.

[@4everhungerybuck917]

@@funkmantim2661 he had dr in his name that’s a title

[@jamesbuckner4791]

They Are the Greek gods of the Winds

[@4everhungerybuck917]

@@jamesbuckner4791 cool

[@suchiuomizu]

@@4everhungerybuck917 "he had dr in his name that’s a title" Thanks, Captain Obvious. He meant Killinger did not call himself one of the investors, not that he had no 'title' at all.

[@hughmahn484]

I'm inordinately happy that I'm not the only one who thinks that the Dracula brides were the investors. I gotta wonder though, just why they would.

[@invaderHUNK]

Monstroso’s eye brow raise at 4:10 is amazing

[@Maswartz226]

I love that they do give JJ and Rusty privacy.

[@Jesusdelagarza]

"John R Dilworth And Tim Burton"

[@meltingatom]

The bald one is adorable

[@LordProteus]

1:27 I didn't even remember them being in this scene.

[@codafett]

I feel like The Investors didn't get as much screentime as they should've.

[@juliandavidhoffer2022]

In the end VB is a comedy

[@zachredd845]

Dr. Killenger's got the high ground

[@austinmorrison6953]

I like how we never got an answer on what the heck these freaks are.

[@austinayala9572]

Same

[@hansolo235]

The Greco-Roman gods of the northeast, northwest, and southwest winds.

[@alexd9550]

They were *shudders* lawyers.

[@TheDude8008]

I still don't understand what their motives and goal where, why was King Gorilla mad at them, what was The Sovereign trying to get by helping them and also Phantom Limb, why was Killinger helping villains and why did he want to get Mayra back into the boys lifes (maybe that one was to _develop_ the villainy in one of the boys [Dean] since he also wanted Rusty to become a villain).

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

The Investors (at least in my opinion) and like living Monkey's Paws. King Gorilla likely wanted to get out of jail, so The Investors gave him lung cancer, thusly freeing him. Similarly, The Sovereign wanted to be.. well, The Sovereign of the Guild, and when the Investors finally came to collect couldn't take the pressure and escaped, if Killinger hadn't slain them, likely would've eventually gotten caught. However, I don't know what he was on with trying to get Mayra back with Doc. Maybe it's just an effect of early show jitters and not having a clear idea yet

[@DemonicAdj]

Killinger might have thought getting them back together would help them. Or it was the Oni's request. Killinger did give it a speech about love and compromise. He also officiated the wedding for The Monarch and Dr Mrs The Monarch. I think for all his powers, he's just got a soft spot for "love". Given that it "saved" JJs soul, it might be the one thing stronger than him.

[@Fibah]

Oh shit, aren't these guys based on those creeps from Buffy?

[@hunnybun2431]

I was thinking more along the lines of the Maiar from LotR. The investors being like Saruman, who uses his godlike powers for personal gain, while Killinger is more like Gandalf. Who sort of just nudges things in the right directly without forcing it to be. Even his big plan to save the Guild and take out the Investors. He didn't force it to be, he gently guided everyone onto their path to get to the outcome he wanted.

[@devilgene7330]

Are those the three stooges I've heard so much about?

[@chickenflippers]

Oh wow, I either completely forgot or entirely missed the fact that the prostitutes were the spooky vampire investors!

[@attakrus]

THEY WERE?!

[@HennyESP]

They're like the G-man from half life on crack

[@metallicarchaea1820]

Billy was getting the Gluck-Gluck 9000®️ from one of the investors! 😱😱😱

[@queekheadtaker7327]

So they were the Anemoi, not even the main 4 the lesser 4. So is killinger Apeliotes or one of the major winds

[@JaxonHex]

I never noticed they showed up that soon, damn. Oh, you forgot when they were integrating the OSI

[@dissonanceparadiddle]

Man the universe of the venture brothers has to be one of the worst to live in

[@aderose]

Meh, least it’s not boring

[@BloodyBraces]

are you implying the prostitutes were the investors

[@PassanCat]

The true form of the WEF.

[@jonathanwatson4484]

They bassicaly ex employees to G man

[@helpconflict9851]

Killinger outlasted soverign bowie, and kissinger outlasted david bowie...

[@furioussherman7265]

So... Best of Hunter Gathers is coming when, exactly?

[@muffindragons]

The future...

[@aderose]

wait wait wait WAIT WAIT. You mean to tell me The Investors where the “Vampire Prostitutes” the ENTIRE TIME?! I thought they where just…Y’know…Regular Prostitutes. This is the first I’m just learning of this…

[@comedictragedy7239]

Where are you finding the episodes uncensored I'm using amazon but only season 7 is uncensored.

[@timearchitecture]

It's on Amazon prime?

[@comedictragedy7239]

@@timearchitecture hd or sd cause I bought sd and it's censored

[@benzur3503]

I’ve been wondering, was the narrator from the doom factory and captain sunshine’s fight with the monarch ever shown?

[@luissantiago5163]

Awesome!

[@gamingpanda7516]

2:43 I didn’t know this. Now I want to unknow this.

[@beatriceoana8171]

The Investors truly are the pure evil of the series, and unlike their brother, Dr. Killinger, who is a lawful version of evil, they are sadism and death incarnate!

[@TheGreatGooglyMoogly430]

Anyone else think they look like Shemp, Moe, & Curly?

[@GenusUnknown]

I've always thought they looked like rush

[@Jesusdelagarza]

"The Investors And Chibi Moon"

[@GigaTrope]

The pep boys lol

[@Raul_Menendez]

I'm pretty sure the investors gave Jonas Jr. cancer.....

[@Bacxaber]

I always thought the cancer-inducing raygun thing did.

[@ianfinrir8724]

@@Bacxaber Both, probably.

[@gabe.network3645]

The show never explained what they are

[@ianfinrir8724]

1:29 Kill the Bee! Free OC!

[@5uperM]

0:59 That was a goddamn Lost Highway reference.

[@damaniqphillip2756]

Awesome

[@Moe_Lester_fromUptwn]

Damn...U can tell that one investor spits while he talks ..

[@aretnap3653]

I Didn't Know Dr.Killinger Was That BadAss!

[@RicklessSanchez]

Snakes playing on protagonist and antagonist they're real foe.

[@Air-ts7cu]

2:05 ROBO-BO! GET THE CONJECTURECYCLE!

[@thevaugelydisgruntledengin5356]

Dammit youtube why u gotta alert me 4 days later >:(. Thx so much for listening to the comments tho :D

[@WakoDoodle]

Tbh these guys would make good star wars villians. Especially now but tbh I don't trust disney to do them justice. Just the idea of buisnessmen sith though, it just works.

[@Chromedome122]

You should do the best of the pirate

[@muffindragons]

Yeah I think I'm, gonna try him over the weekend

[@jamesflowers1295]

We're locked in the elevator with the devil

[@austinayala9572]

I have been waiting for this

[@markpollutro2076]

Best... you mean only when we see them. Lol.

[@4everhungerybuck917]

What are they demons, ghost, business men

[@muffindragons]

Vampyres

[@4everhungerybuck917]

@@muffindragons I thought they made that part up and their powers

[@DirtyNeuronXIII]

Based on their true names they are supposed to be Gods

[@4everhungerybuck917]

@@DirtyNeuronXIII what are their names again I think the bald one is lips but idk

[@DirtyNeuronXIII]

@@4everhungerybuck917 According to the wiki "Lips, Caecius, and Skiron, which are references to the Greco-Roman gods of the southwest, northeast, and northwest winds, respectively. This also implies that Killinger is Apeliotes or Eurus, the god of the southeast wind."

[@fokii9880]

So the investors did all this to what end?

[@majorbig1]

Just only

[@majorbig1]

Cooler older like him

[@Chris-so8eh]

What you didn’t have the clips from OSI I LOVE YOU

[@N1k4_Gr1v]

Who would invest these guys

[@wubbo3675]

So I don't think they're vampires they're just killingers species expect the thing is how we know they're not vamps is mostly just the investors look so confused when billy said make me a vampire but they're God's like killinger or just you know an interdimensional being with powers that to us seem similar to a god I think killinger is just much more powerful than the investors and is more on the scale of the master being that he commands multiple demons helps mortals literally his magic murder bag can basically do anything and hold anything so these investors may be vampires demons or just as Brock says magic guys but that's unlikely so its definitely either demon or some sort of god-like magical being

[@ProffessorYellow]

these guys based off the gods of four winds or somethin?

[@MinecraftJesusGaming]

Bruh these men are scary

[@999madgamer]

They forgot the scene he the killed Monstroso

[@andresrios9855]

G.C.I

[@johnsimon8457]

I recognize John Hodgman doing an accent, which kinda takes me out of it.