Best Putin jokes

[@jpeace3569]

Putin visits Estonia: Immigration officer says: "Name?". "Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin". "Address?" "Kremlin, Moscow, Russia". "Occupation?" "No, this time just visiting".

[@flankerpraha]

That's an old joke about german tourist coming to France. Try something original.

[@Alex_Gryzunov]

В этом анекдоте вся суть отношения прибалтов к России. Каждую ночь в поту просыпаются и смотрят в окно не едут ли русские танки. Вы параноики обдолбанные. Да еще и чувство собственной значимости задрано до небес. То что из вас СССР делал "витрину социализма" это была политика КПСС в борьбе с капиталистическими странами. Сейчас нет ни коммунизма, ни СССР и вы нахер ни кому не нужны. И слава богу. У нас центральная Россия наконец может жить нормально. А то у нас из центральной части страны к вам за всем барахлом ездили, потому что у нас ни хера в магазинах не было, хоть и впахивали по 12 часов.

[@dickvarga6908]

that joke was probably told about Napolean, maybe even Julius caesar.

[@Retrebutor]

если они не будут смотреть в окно, то продолбают тот момент, когда русские танки снова промчаться брать Берлин)))

[@ПётрСтолыпин-ш4с]

Ща бы оккупировать оккупантов

[@Cyberium]

Putin on German: Are you going to heat with firewoods? DAMN, prophetic.

[@Maria-vm6wy]

And firewood in Siberia. All roads lead to Russia)))

[@BorisTheSpyder]

its how most of Russia does it!

[@kiraz3806]

@@BorisTheSpyder does what? they have gas

[@BorisTheSpyder]

@@kiraz3806 Firewood

[@gaulandisteinverbrecherisc6259]

leider wahr.

[@vpossible35]

Putin: Gas, coal, food...etc EU: We don't get it Putin: That's right, you don't get it.

[@089Mantu]

:-)

[@HooDatDonDar]

Stole that joke from Ukraine. Zel: here’s a joke Putin: yes? Zel: Kyiv. Putin: I don’t get it. Zel: That’s right, bitch! You don’t.

[@ilyaaist]

@@HooDatDonDar This joke is very old and here is the original: Stalin: Do you want to hear a joke? Hitler: yes Stalin: Moscow Hitler: I don't get it Stalin: Exactly

[@giselameunier3845]

@@HooDatDonDar Zelensky insult Poutine ( bitch), thats the difference between Zelensky and Poutine

[@giselameunier3845]

@@ilyaaist Hitler doesn 't say bitch to stalin

[@blackant3799]

God damnn.! Germany and firewood joke is becoming a reality.!

[@poet4727]

Putins reality Alina Kabaeva: Switzerland urged to deport Putin’s rumoured lover Campaign urges Swiss authorities not to host her and her family ‘whilst Putin is destroying the lives of millions’

[@olympiahendrix4392]

that is what EU gets for listening to America.

[@bub6871]

@@olympiahendrix4392 They aren't "listening" to America. They are occupied vassal states that have no sovereignty or self determination.

[@olympiahendrix4392]

Italy is re opening coal mines so much for the environmental activists all rooting for the Ukraine. We ca all thank Zelensky for it. He could have stayed neutral, cleaned up the corruption in the Ukraine. Nope he is begging for the WWIII war, the economical anihilation of EU and demands urgent entry in the EU......lolol they dont qualify but dont mind being a super burden to all the other members. WOW.

[@olympiahendrix4392]

@@bub6871 I agree and go further...the EU is a threat to the US..imagine if Russia had become a member then the EU would be a super power too. Cant let that happen. lolol it is not about the ukraine it is about a lot of things and none of them good for the EU so Zelensky can go eat more pyrogies in his bunker.

[@Trid2bnrml1]

"Russia is a country who doesn't hand over human rights defenders." Priceless!

[@Russka4U]

take a look this and don't forget turn on subtitles) kzbin.info/www/bejne/e5WbZmimqr2kaac

[@mikhail5002]

and the clear laughter of the audience :P

[@roughnegg6615]

that wasn't a joke but a simple irony

[@benjamingoulet8059]

+Ornery Bull research Snowden

[@bookashkin]

+ChErRyaVe20pK Putting my penis in another man's anything is not ok. Ok, I'll cut my doctor's gloved hands a waiver, but that's about it. Where other men's wicks visit is not up to me to judge. Nor you, really.

[@alexander222111]

Wow. When he gave that woman history lesson. Its like music to my ears. Krasiva

[@alexander222111]

Also can anyone tell me what issue he was talking about at the end of the video?

[@emilkadd]

Snowden being in Russia

[@emprahsfinest7092]

I really liked how he said we should not let our history drag us down.

[@MultiAndertaker]

Ясен пень.

[@analiachaviciute1693]

he is a fucking idiot! Russia is like North Korea, nobody has a right to freedom of speech. wake up ppl you need democracy. I'm half russian btw.

[@ryanaverna9494]

must be funnier in russian

[@lalafa7149]

It is, you are right.

[@davidg4512]

Haha dude that's right. It's funnier

[@AntonShagaev]

Yeah mate, it is much funnier in Russian believe me :)

[@raggedclawstarcraft6562]

Interpretations are quite good actually.

[@hermine4955]

Yeah thats what i thought

[@AndreaAth]

He speaks better german than some of our horrible politicians. 😅

[@ЕвгенияЕсакова]

Чем ваши на русском. 😂🎉

[@FelixX138]

​@@ЕвгенияЕсакова Чем любой украинец на украинском 🤣🤣

[@andreafalconiero9089]

He could teach Baerbock a thing or two about the language.

[@johnKey-MaieLoboroCorpala]

🤗saya inginkan ia melakukan intervens Layaknya terdahulu gereja orthodox.

[@mikaelsza]

He worked in Berlin during cold war!

[@brucechung3132]

Just loved the last Snowden part, absolutely the best... " we don't hand over defenders of human rights," Priceless!!!

[@mesteme]

And the American journalist/moderator's reaction was so funny. Ouch 😂

[@oraclex2976]

@@mesteme Split your sides, did you, chaps ?

[@payclaw9475]

Putin, spreading democracy in the eastern hemisphere!

[@mehanikal5639]

@@payclaw9475 nah, he is only playing their game...

[@aplato8576]

Unfortunately, we do.

[@kalanaherath3076]

That American spy probably lost weight after climbing the stairs to all those different offices lol

[@Ukra1n3Rul3]

He actually should be worried about his mind in attempts to understand the unsystematic nature of this country's bureaucratic system

[@myman8336]

@@Ukra1n3Rul3 I still don't get the joke lol 😂 Some tell me the zing please

[@Ukra1n3Rul3]

@@myman8336 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKWonIijjsqWpM0

[@НикитаКашулин-ю5о]

@@myman8336 Russia suffers from excessive bureaucracy. The easiest operations are getting too much time to do them. And also, you often encounter rudeness from bureaucrats and their laziness...

[@Arevika01]

Канал самого крутого кека Че ты иностранцам на внутренние проблемы жалуешься, зачем? Какое им дело до нашей бюрократии? У каждой страны есть свои проблемы, не надо сор из избы выносить.

[@sj3530]

He speaks fluent sarcasm and smiles without showing puns. Very intellectual indeed.

[@mikokiviniemi3184]

this didn't age well

[@dr.embersfield1551]

@@mikokiviniemi3184 Actually, it aged perfectly.

[@mikokiviniemi3184]

@@dr.embersfield1551 🤓 you❤️w@r

[@mikokiviniemi3184]

@@dr.embersfield1551 you love 💣⚔️🪖

[@theophanebrochard7933]

@@mikokiviniemi3184 How is Vovchansk doing ?

[@amysanchez3699]

This has aged like very fine wine. He was correct about so much.

[@wilmerstall3933]

Aged like fine milk

[@isabellaschwarz198]

😂 lol​@@wilmerstall3933

[@mikokiviniemi3184]

this didn't age well

[@dje583]

@@mikokiviniemi3184how

[@DaveBoxBG]

Oh the irony :D

[@zoacynic1365]

Before i never was into politics, i used to think this man was such a dull character, now that i have to study polity and i watch politicians speeches, i think he is one of the smartest and most eloquent leader currently. Such a sense of humour.

[@sergeycoiiephuk97]

Могу Вам рекомендовать посмотреть интервью Жириновского , очень удивитесь тому что он предвещал и то что все сбылось) тоже очень умный человек

[@sclerotium6012]

Чувак, тебе не стоит заострять свое внимание на этом лжеце, вот Жириновский еще ладно, хоть правду иногда народу говорил

[@mikokiviniemi3184]

this didn't age well

[@salj.5459]

@@sergeycoiiephuk97Link?

[@seiro8606]

​@@sclerotium6012чё ещё хрюкнешь, клоун?

[@cricketallabout]

"Russia is not a country that hands out human right defenders".... World BOSS!!!

[@AlenChain]

its just a couple of words

[@andimaniac]

AlenChain it is exactly that what Russia does, see Snowden case

[@vitals1982]

right defenders придумали на западе, нам это чуждо, миру мир ))

[@pavelk6050]

Он просто протроллил запад. Шмякнул запад их же демагогическим оружием )

[@SparkySlow]

hahaha :))

[@АлександраМедведева-ч9я]

Когда Путин шутил про дрова, оказалось что он не шутил

[@hasepsut011]

В каждой шутке, но есть 50% правды, как говорится

[@kibernetik84]

сейчас это наглядно можно созерцать))))

[@wojciechbaryla]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hJeziKR-j9NjiLM

[@guapelea]

Чемпион по смеху. Все смеются над его шутками. Даже мертвые.

[@olgapavl2478]

В новостях показали, немцы дрова запасают.

[@gagnassss]

Jokes or not, President Vladimir Putin looks like the only adult in the room!

[@финик-с6ч]

@terranova6392 Ты не выкупил что он имел ввиду

[@-Ice_Cold-]

He is a dictator who killing his opponents

[@gagnassss]

@@-Ice_Cold- what about 80 CIA regime-changes around the world in the last 70 years? And about JFK (both brothers)? I don't remember russian presidents killed in the last 70 yrs.

[@UKspicer90]

​@-Ice_Cold- really who did he kill think your best to stop listening to western media and do the research yourself

[@KennyMShow]

​@@-Ice_Cold-go ahead and cry, little girl

[@pingtangcalagan0554]

the american spy joke is priceless

[@hydrobusy8522]

It is about crappy russian corruption.

[@alexmonster2007]

@@hydrobusy8522 not corruption, but cryptocracy.

[@ProNorden]

Putin's greatest accomplishment (among many) is probably having helped restore a casual Orthodoxy to Russian culture/society ...#ProGod, #ProFamily & #ProNature.

[@thereisnospoon277]

That joke is telling of government bureaucracy at it's best. Or, is it at It's worst? I always get confused by that.

[@MrLady]

I think the point of the joke is: No matter how dangerous America seems to be Russia will not see it as a threat. Thats why they let the dangerous American spy who has a gun, communication device and a mission going on leave just like that. Because they are not afraid of him anyway.

[@alfazeroneko1993]

Homosexuality: Oh..em..ugh...uh..ehh..em..eh.. yep you understand the rest.

[@Culershorts195]

Joe biden

[@Amdusciazz]

​@@Culershorts195fact

[@vverbov22]

Translation issue. In russian, it's obvious he's talking about sex

[@ВасилийВишневский-н2ф]

@@vverbov22 He was trying to say "and lesbians"

[@vverbov22]

@@ВасилийВишневский-н2ф no he wasn't

[@LovecableEu]

No joke this is a leader… a leader that stands for its people and if all countries had leader like this… things would look better for humanity if you ask me!

[@vadim_f-ov]

Так Путин сам всегда говорит как договориться с тем кто даже не преследует свои интересы , своего народа? С кем договариваться как не с их хозяином ?

[@YokoYokoOneTwo]

You do know that most people in Russia live in poverty right? Because Putin and his friends hold most of the wealth

[@AnsisPlepis]

You are either an npc or your account is being used by russian trolls

[@trush7061]

Ага, защищает свой народ 😂😂😂 Да так защищает, что на войну гонит убивать в соседней стране. Максимум в его интересах это он и окружение.

[@KennyMShow]

​@@trush7061твоя проблема если ты не видишь интересов страны здесь. Если бы он хотел блага для себя он бы как раз игнорировал международные дела, а может и вовсе власть бы бросил и валялся на пляжу до посинения

[@NKomarov]

Я русский бы выучил только затем, Чтоб ржать, когда шутит ваш Путин

[@Caesar-987]

Было бы неплохо, потому что в субтитрах перевод не очень точный. У него во многих шутках присутствует слэнг, который и делает эти шутки смешными.

[@Caesar-987]

@ParabellumRbmk там в свинарнике сало уронили, сходи проверь

[@sassymenses]

Николай Комаров выучил русский...

[@Nant1000]

остроумно

[@ryangosling239]

@@Caesar-987 так и в англ сленг. Уконтрапупить очень хорошо перевели

[@paulczar]

If a fraction of the American media would take 10 minutes out of their day to listen to a single extended interview with Putin, they'd understand his logic and where he "is coming from." He's perfectly reasonable. In fact, he is remarkably reasonable. You can tell very quickly that the man is clearly very intelligent. Very charismatic, yet still pretty somber and reserved as a world leader. If I were Russian (I am American) I would absolutely love this man. He takes no shit. And when you examine his foreign policy positions as well as his actual geopolitical moves, I must admit, he is playing the world game of chess as a master. He can see and think many steps ahead of others, and is very well reasoned and calculated. Trump should have no shame in praising him simply as a strong leader. He most definitely is a strong leader. He views on what he sees as American hostility are hard to dismiss if one thinks from his perspective.

[@Daniil1102]

Кто там у вас президентам будет, какие прогнозы?

[@frisco21]

Your assessment of Putin is entirely defensible, especially if, as you observed, _"one thinks from his perspective."_ Ah, but here's the rub. The actions of every world leader in history, both beneficial and destructive, seem sensible when their policies are viewed from their point of view. When seen through a subjective prism, even genocide can be made to seem reasonable. It is the province of historians, given time and distance from people and events, to make objective pronouncements about them. But this process can be fraught with peril inasmuch as even the most scrupulous historian is human and therefore subject to the same prejudices that color the point of view of leaders like Vladimir Putin and which can motivate heinous crimes. All of this can, of course, seem reasonable _"if one thinks from their perspective."_

[@slzdrm]

You write outstandingly well

[@Daniil1102]

Очень много философии, есть доказательства в чем обвиняют Россию? Или все в общем? СМИ Америки говорят без доказательств, надеясь на первое восприятие зрителей! Я бы лучше говорил с тобой если бы не пил пиво в школе а учил английский, извини! Говорят Русские сбили Boing, но все, что предоставил моя страна никто в расчет не брал!

[@CaLMCee]

exactly right

[@Cinepobrefilmfestival]

the German firewood joke has come true in 2023/2024

[@Atombender]

I edited this comment so that the replies don't make sense anymore.

[@rusnyg]

Wait... I saw it already... 3 times... but with other guy - Poland

[@haydenmichaud8953]

@B Roli and to Austria you moron, Galicia was part of Austria since the 1700's, integrated in the kingdom of Austria

[@bulllea]

@B Roli and some part of Ukraine belonged to Romania , not Austria . until 1939 .

@B Roli you know there is a thing called google...

[@GrassyNoel1]

I think you misunderstand - the journalist is suggesting that Ukraine is like Austria was in 1918 - "the part of austria". The joke is what happened to Austria prior to WWII - Anschlaus! Putin infers this but of course never says it - quite amusing.

[@plware]

представляю лицо переводчика, когда путин произнёс "уконтрапупить"

[@АндрейБайгозин-х4р]

Владимирович умеет сказать😉!

[@АлександраГазеева]

🎉❤

[@АлександраГазеева]

Супер мой Президент России Владимир Владимирович Путин❤❤❤❤❤ 👍🇷🇺

[@juliash8652]

😂

[@fidivrpusha]

А чем тут гордиться то? Вы думаете, в других языках мало слов, которые трудно перевести на русский?

[@colinshaules7141]

I love myself

[@alexandermachtakov402]

Vladimir Putin thanks god you do

[@felicxo]

Ох уж эти путины,везде они

[@ПётрСтолыпин-ш4с]

and want to live

[@slavawk]

Anime for Dauns все дауны ненавидят))

[@illiachapliiov4582]

BTS much?

[@chrisachrisoula5437]

Putin is genius! He has the ability and the bravery to reveal big truths while telling jokes! Respect!!

[@sakefn4985]

especially rn

[@mikokiviniemi3184]

this didn't age well

[@vladchumak7440]

@@mikokiviniemi3184 yes it did

[@HassanIQ777]

​@@mikokiviniemi3184 bro's going around the comments saying the same thing

[@SFSomega]

I am German and i have absolute respekt for that man he is a real boss :)

[@gredos90]

Oof..

[@elenaguiomar9929]

Bruder also ich weiß ja nicht

[@JimmyBoosterCrate]

💀

[@PdGNL-T01]

Ich bin aus Der Niederlande und glaube Das selbste. (I'm sorry, I'm very bad at German, but I totally agree - that being through the video, but since time has gone by, things got more complicated. Now we're talking Russia - Ukraine. Still pro Russia, but it got complicated.)

[@abdulahmoula7196]

President. Putin is good at political jokes. He is a sharp-witted politician, who communicates his ideas with a sense of humor. Most video clips show the bright side of his personality, his fine sense of humor, and his intuition.🌹❤️

[@pbtube58]

We don’t really know much about the real Putin, because his image is fully controlled by Russian institutions. Politicians in the West are much more scrutinized by media. If they say something stupid, it is all over the news. All people do sometimes stupid things and sometimes wiser things. Wise people do something stupid less often. We can only see positive things about Putin coming from Russia, so you are simply misled. But even if Putin was perfect, it does not matter, because he is evil.

[@mikokiviniemi3184]

this didn't age well

[@ananke2104]

@@mikokiviniemi3184 Actually it did . Very well as a matter of fact .

[@mikokiviniemi3184]

@@ananke2104 oh my bro!! I love 💣💣☠️ too!

[@ananke2104]

@@mikokiviniemi3184 You love what ?

[@jackd3512]

On Snowden: "He didn't give us any information..... The bandit!" I lol'd

[@ionutvrabie5730]

I am utturly flabbergasted by this man's honesty. The way he manages to answer questions in such a flanboyant manner its something I wish for many presidents. Guys we do not need any political education to be able to see who speaks the truth in today's world.

[@remigijusjonaitis7533]

He is awaken and awaken people know the truth.

[@letsgobrandon8101]

Hey! Good to see more people awake.

[@toaster1339]

...while America and sadly the rest of the world will have to deal with Hillary Clinton because being realistic, Trump won't make it because of the rigged political establishment in the US.

[@Rogue_Leader]

Go away shill. Get a proper job. Oh, wait: Putin's Russia is so riddled with unemployment that this is the only job you can get.

[@mcplutt]

He is really honest when killing the people of Ukraine.

[@DangerRanger_]

I love the Joke with the america spy. This was the best.

[@denniszurmeneta1175]

same XD

[@swarnimmudaliar6916]

i don't get it, can someone explain?

[@denniszurmeneta1175]

+Galb The Dragon if a spy have a mission it means they are spying no matter what they claim what are they doing. a spy goes into a KGB building bringing weapons and communication tools, plus he said he have a mission. he's definitely up to something right ?

[@jackd3512]

The joke is that the U.S spies are so incompetent that they can just go about their business and stop interrupting the Russian workers.

[@Amangwaew]

It's about soviet bureaucracy

[@likehang9195]

Mong Ngài nhiều sức khoẻ ✨💪💪 Vinh quang cho nước Nga ✨🇷🇺✨. Gửi đến Nga 🇷🇺 ngàn thân thương đến từ Việt Nam ✨🇻🇳❤️🇷🇺✨

[@АнтонПанкратов-ь4г]

Thanks friend

[@polinasnegir873]

cảm ơn bạn!! Nga và Việt Nam là đồng chí mãi mãi đấy ❤

[@NikolayAlbrecht7412]

Спутник космос тебя известным сделать на всю планету Земля и фото твое и видео всем сувать?

[@Samar3n]

Greetings to our Vietnamese comrades! Together we will bring a bright future to Mankind!

[@TheFeebleClone]

I hear vietnam is a beautiful place with warm people.

[@taulujungarov7527]

I am outside of Russia now, and watching it from a foreign countrie makes me love Russia and its folk, with all its religions and nationalities. It is a great country with good people.

[@Ser_YOja]

Only Jehovah's Witnesses were made 'Extremists'. In fact, they are imprisoned for their faith

[@pe4153]

They just have to work on their voting skills

[@Gastradamus]

Lucky to be out of there..must be nice to speak your mind without any reprisals? Good luck to you 🤝

[@HooDatDonDar]

Stay away for a bit. It is going to get ugly when sanctions start to bite.

[@ajaysidhu471]

​@@Gastradamusof course, Infact I can't even speak my mind in my own house! Hahahaha

[@jaijind8166]

Love this guy, he is so well versed and knowledgeable, does not read from a script. Unlike American presidents, has a natural sense of humour and a cool style of speaking.

[@xiro6]

@@anastasiapopov7250 also,half the jokes are related to the other politicians lies. the jokes about snowden, about Ukrania wanting to go with Europe, laws against homosexuality in Russia Berlusconi etc,etc. those jokes imply the hughe and constant lies from governments,that in reality people knows are lies,but accepted them and normalize them as true. but when confronted with the true in that intelligent manner thanks to the sarcasm,it wake up our mind with complicity. when a lie is so blatant,you can say the same lie but even with the slightest grin it will make people smile.And thats what we are living,an lie so huge that honest people cant bare with it.

[@shuravlasov]

When takes his stick he just draws some ponies on the paper, everything in his brain, he doesn't need to write something

[@liamdahlberg1332]

Aged like milk.

[@casaraku1]

Years of practice...if you do the same job for 20+ years....you got your lines down packed.

[@kishanchali8752]

@@liamdahlberg1332 But still relevant

[@kevinsnyder1390]

RUSSIA DOESN'T HAND OVER HUMAN RIGHTS DEFENDERS. That ending was not only funny, it was said with a brilliant eloquence as well. Putin is a lvl 100 boss.

[@olegbauer3139]

What's the point of this joke if it was a joke ? In my opinion, Putin said all this quite seriously. Indeed, Snowden is alive and well thanks to Russia but Assange,apparently, is not destined to get out alive from the "nest of democracy ".

[@MirceaBv]

Neither it's war criminals :)

[@FlyingProbe]

Kevin Snyder More like "God mode cheat activated" xD

[@MarkRobertCuthbert]

@James Williams 5G is wipe out. Dr. Barrie Towers. Built it. With Others. KZbin. Barrie Towers. CANCER. 95 times more Powerful than 4G. Destroys the Female Reproduction CELLS in the young females ovaries. 55 years Doctor of Micro RADIATION. Dr. Barrie Towers.

[@MarkRobertCuthbert]

DOCTOR BARRIE TOWERS EX- ROYAL "" NAVY "" M.O.D. BUILT IT. THEY KILLERS. FOR 666 AND ILLUMIN.

[@marmitenot.]

Awesome video. HE is as sharp as a tack, smart, sharp, witty, he is just ON POINT!

[@kitcarr4668]

"They owe us 3.5 billion, refund us our money ... create an enabling atmosphere for the talks " 100% PURE PUTIN !!!! Direct, brilliant, fewest words, no double meanings ...

[@andyz7711]

First he said 3.5 yards like a gangster

[@livedandletdie]

He is a lovely person, that does his job with passion.

[@Sweet_Doom]

@@livedandletdie i would argue but i 'm a bit scared to

[@ssdivizion]

Putin is the only World leader who can say Well... and then applause came from the crowd

[@paigeleigh2554]

❤❤❤❤❤

[@richardmartin6077]

A real poker-faced comedian , the world is his stage .

[@MarshallJukov]

The world is at his fingers

[@richardmartin6077]

MarshallJukov Have you seen him manipulate the media ? He is also a magician .

[@richardmartin6077]

MusicSprint1080p You must admit he is a comedian , but he is the one who laughs .

[@Russka4U]

next video kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4XdfZSvmZ6thsk

[@richardmartin6077]

Russka Can you imagine Obama talking like this ? Putin talks freely because he knows what is going on . Obama waits for his staffers to write what to say .

[@linuxpd5481]

the one about the firewood was EPIC

[@mikaelsza]

1:15 😂 You don't want Nuclear Power... You don't want Gas... Do you want firewood? I got you covered! 😂

[@Madcat1331]

1:13 I loved that part, actually laughed IRL x) _"Are you going to heat your houses with firewood? You also have to go to Siberia for firewood ;)"_

[@karlchrkarlsen]

Was a very eerie feeling tbh XD

[@rogerelzenga4465]

With other words, if you want to get warm you have to go to the coldest place in the world ^^

[@pavelolkhovoy113]

This was about the obstacles EU makes for Russia to prevent building another gas pipe.

[@3316412]

He meant Taiga forests

[@MsMesem]

I guess there are few sunny days in Russia.

[@Longlong-n1t]

he has a great sense of humor

[@patricks1560]

This guy is gonna run rings around Trump, unless Trump realises he holds all the cards.

[@sharkymcsnarkface6642]

Patrick S How can he hold the cards with such small hands?

[@marhabanramadhan4552]

DartsTheMonkey Nice!

[@albertgizatulin167]

@John Smith, mate can you firstly learn english??!? prostitutes are plural, article THE can be used only for a sinlge object.

[@gordonthomson1427]

Albert Gizatulin....Wrong ! How about , "The prostitutes of Amsterdam are among the best in the world"? Perhaps you are the one needing a better grounding in the English language.

[@0x777]

Putin, the Pope and Jesus sit in a boat on the Sea of Galilee. Said Jesus "I'm hot, I guess I should go get an umbrella". Jumps out of the boat, walks across the water, comes back with an umbrella. Said Putin "I'm thirsty, wait folks, I get some." Jumps out of the boat, walks across the water, comes back with cold drinks. Said the Pope "I'm hungry too!". Jumps out of the boat, sinks to the bottom. Jesus and Putin lean across the side of the boat and watch him sink. Jesus turns to Putin "I think we should've told him where the stepping stones are." Putin turns to Jesus. "What stones?"

[@slishkom_tired]

Ahah, perfect

[@chukwow5738]

🤣🤣🤣

[@monuthomas6809]

🤣🤣🤣

[@4ltrz555]

🤣🤣🤣

[@emiliospowerballer1441]

thats not funny

[@Carnabwth]

Putin is undoubtedly a fascinating charachter. I can't think of another leader with even a fraction of his charisma.

[@watherby29]

KGB

[@Carnabwth]

@@watherby29 who?

[@watherby29]

@@Carnabwth Putin is a KGB guy. His charisma comes from the fact that he could beat all of the people in the room in hand-to-hand combat and also he can have them killed or send to prison for no reason

[@МыМышицы-ж9б]

​@@watherby29 и что в этом плохого?

[@-Ice_Cold-]

@@watherby29 ''he can have them killed or send to prison for no reason'' - This didn't aged well

[@funnyclip6363]

Putin can spoke directly and answer any questions without preparation....he is king of politicians....

[@bennyjiub980]

King of jokes

[@HermanLoud]

Maybe those are the perks of being genuine.

[@Serendip98]

This is characteristic for a jester.

[@multihunteroable]

well, he still can't answer questions from Russian people without preparation so he saying a lot of bullshit and practically nothing about the subject of question. Probably he got old and spend much more time as President then he should

[@dr.rehanamansuri5858]

@@bennyjiub980 king of facts and he is intelligent not dumbass

[@L96A1killerif]

"Do you have a mission?" "Yes." "Then go on with it. Stop inturrupting people when they're trying to work!"

[@DC-qj8dt]

Love how Putin replied to serious questions in a humorous way. Humour is a sign of wisdom.

[@gaulandisteinverbrecherisc6259]

What a wise bombing on innocents... wise man...

[@OlegVasilenkoValik]

@@gaulandisteinverbrecherisc6259 Представляешь себе, когда он начнет бомбить виновных)

[@thxanne]

You and that but butcher have the intelligence of a shrimp

[@worfoz]

@@gaulandisteinverbrecherisc6259 putin loves comedians who are NOT like the one whose name starts with a Z.

[@ivanmachnkoppzuxd7722]

Nice FAIL, BRo👎

[@deniskostic1502]

Vladimir is very spiritual and have control He feel 110 per cent safety in every moment The way he handle and understands political situation in every moment is tremendous, ready to give his sophisticated comments in unbelievable easy way in every moment Not stressed Not any kind of fear Not than , not now I have feeling that we can learn from him more than from others about justice in international law. Politicians or adjucated personality's on any famous World's University have to watch this .... God Bless You All !!! You make my day Vladimir !!!

[@mikokiviniemi3184]

this didn't age well

[@Lucia-sy7le]

He is VERY spiritual.💜🕊️💜

[@jW-qx4qd]

Putin reminds me that Russia produced some of the greatest writers and musicians.

[@realnaturaltrue9683]

What are fuck????The best musiacans and writers from America like Pac and Nas!!!!

[@RoganBorn]

No, with Putin Russia produces policemens, corruption and death.

[@Doctor_Venom]

RoganBorn I agree (I’m from Russia and I saw all of this shit with corruption)

[@nightyonetwothree]

same, as russian being I can say Russia goes to hell, thanks to Putin&co. Just massive corrupion and mafia nets.

[@alexandermachtakov402]

nightyonetwothree putin's the best

[@kateharper5897]

I feel sorry that foreigners cannot understand Russian. You have to hear the intonation of Putin, you can't feel it with translation. I didn't like Putin the first 35 years of my life, because I didn't want to understand, didn't read, didn't watch. Now I am really amazed by our president. He will be a legend. Pray he lives a long life.

[@Elena-bz6gk]

Почему на английском тогда?

[@kotrearh]

Я такая же хурма

[@МыМышицы-ж9б]

​@@Elena-bz6gkа на каком надо?

[@Elena-bz6gk]

@@МыМышицы-ж9б русские на русском обычно пишут, есть переводчик

[@МыМышицы-ж9б]

@@Elena-bz6gk если хочет писать на турецком или арабском, или английском - никто не запретит.

[@jean-pierredelorraine6161]

Excellent compilation of a brilliant man's best puns. Thanks for editing and sharing this Russka. Cheer to you.

[@MarkMark-ji6ts]

Yeah guys IQ is stellar. Lucky Russia having such a man. Shame it got balanced by Yeltsin LOL *sigh* Ying Yang and all that.

[@Russka4U]

new video! kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3mVpqiLjpJpeJY

[@sandraphoenix683]

Донбасс любит нашего президента 🎉❤

[@АнтонПанкратов-ь4г]

Большое уважение сильным людям Донбасса!

[@murder5219]

Донбасс в нашем сердечке. Донбасс стал символом мужества и сплоченности русского народа. Добро пожаловать домой.

[@bigboll1915]

​@@АнтонПанкратов-ь4г❤❤❤Вы наше сердце

[@LOL-ytu]

он принес вам войну, а вы зы него 🙄 сказочные конечно.

[@bigboll1915]

@@LOL-ytu войну Ман принесли США и Великобритания, а он всеми способами пытался её не допустить.

[@syncro16se]

Absolutely brilliant. 😉😃

[@ole4440]

I am Russian, it is not the best jokes, but when I look at a news conference with Putin jokes I laugh like an idiot :)))

[@syncro16se]

😉👍

[@ole4440]

Thank you! Many jokes, idioms may not translate into English. Will understand it only the person who perfectly knows Russian language, phraseology, Russian literature, Russian movies, proverbs, songs..and not only.Humor is intelligence (intellect).

[@SydneyTeagarden]

+Олег Чучин His particular humour is intelligent because he uses truths and honesty yet lightens it all with his wit. It's rare to find a strong political leader who has a delightful personality as well. I do understand his saying (not shown here), "I am not your friend, I am your leader"- but I bet his friends do enjoy his company immensely- I'm jealous!

[@henryseidel5469]

Oleg Tschutschin Exactly. You are right. But Putin's humour is not necessarily linked to the Russian language and traditions. It is pragmatical enough to be understood by every citizen of the world. Putin is 'international'. He always reacts as a human being and combines the fact of being a president with the fact of being a citizen of his country ahnd of the world. Excellent. . He never speaks of friends and enemies or of the good and the evil. He speaks of our world as an entity, and that makes him a totally new quality in international political life.

[@ashefina]

любимка наша🥰

[@alinabintang1642]

Types of popular : -Famous -Legend -Putin

[@mrcaptain3703]

TRUMP and PUTIN how cute

[@_7f00ff]

@@mrcaptain3703 ?

[@MasterofBeats]

@@mrcaptain3703 wdym?

[@kayleebrown2921]

You forgot Michael Jackson

[@kayleebrown2921]

@@MasterofBeats Dating

[@Pan472]

"What are you going to heat up with? Firewood?" "Well you also have to go to Siberia if you need firewoods" *O O F*

[@ThePeacefulAtom]

facepalm every time I hear that bs

[@laca852]

"Russia is a country which doesn't hand over human rights defenders."

[@SJ23982398]

They kill them instead.

[@davidhat2446]

@delonix regia but not with official govt approval !!!!!

[@immz6667]

@@SJ23982398 forgetting bout jfk malcom x Martin Luther king?

[@SJ23982398]

@@immz6667 Yes murders happen, what is your point? They were not state sanctioned, and they were exceptions, not the rule like in Russia. And why do you start talking about the USA when we were talking about Russia? Deflecting much?

[@LodewijkVrije]

@@SJ23982398 and do you have any proof of the accusations you are making, or are your sources, just like the American media. "unnamed defense specialists" and "anonymous intelligence insiders" get out of here, you weak western puppet.

[@Alex-jm2vq]

His joke about Berlusconi is not only hilarious but also factual, he wouldn’t dare be questioned about his fling with women if he was indeed homosexual

[@harryhoudini714]

yes and no! he could have f*cked everything on gods green earth and nobody would have said anything as long as he had power. The moment he lost power, his enemies wanted to shut him down for good and for that, even walking past a woman is enough to "hang him" on it! Welcome to Politics! Putin is not really referring to Berlusconi but uses him as a "decoy" to mention the double Standards in the west, where one thing is considered a crime while something similar isnt, purely based on "whodoneit".

[@apuuvah]

Putin is definitely gay, and a cross dresser.

[@beesabee]

@@apuuvah you’re gay

[@Magnitude5000]

@@apuuvah just like you, I see 😆

[@Magnitude5000]

@@apuuvah sorry for your sickness

[@detroitandclevelandfan5503]

Respect to Mr. Putin and 🇷🇺 from the 🇺🇲.

[@МыМышицы-ж9б]

👍respect from Russia

[@Julian-cw8je]

I like VP! He's not perfect, but he obviously is very skilled with diplomacy. He's likeable. Apparently kind hearted, etc.

[@mikokiviniemi3184]

nice bot comment

[@VetaleSockol]

Он убийца стариков и детей

[@trevorroberts6233]

As an American, I thought his joke about the American spy that wanted to give up was very funny. It's nice to see some jokes amid all the BS the world throws around. Plus if you can't laugh at yourself then you have no business laughing at others.

[@dominickstepper5302]

ik im late but i didnt get it. explain?

[@darinaangelova2882]

Zetos Stormrider It's all about the bureaucracy. Think about it from that point of view and you'll get it.

[@darinaangelova2882]

True that, Donald Trump and his stunted brain could never dream of such a joke.

[@ericmanget4280]

@@darinaangelova2882 Yeah it's next level brilliant :S. I kind of expected more wit from a dude that has seized the power of Russia for almost 20 years now.

[@vknfriendly]

@@ericmanget4280Really captured or am I as a citizen gave it to him?

[@henryratajczak3071]

He tells it like it is , and doesn't pull punches !! I have nothing but respect for him.

[@rileyshadow1688]

Everyone in Russia insists that they all "love" Putin too. But they look pretty scared about talking to the press. So you respect a country with no free press? Oh no! That not really "telling it like it is"! With Russian news stations and newspapers completely controlled & suppressed by Putin, nobody ever sees or hears the truth. You certainly haven't!! If you want the truth, turn off biased news and switch to European news sources, like BBC News. If you aren't afraid to face the "truth", you will find that your "respect" has been misplaced.

[@mikokiviniemi3184]

this didn't age well

[@explosivefreak666]

A true, intelligent pollitician... We need more of him in the West.!

[@kennethconnors7532]

so have I , where did you live ?? I was treated well and had many Russian friends

[@Raussl]

I prefer moral concious and empathy over intelligence when it comes to politicians

[@B10Esteban]

commenting in hopes of hearing an inside view of russia

[@sakkeus2yt]

+Raussl Read Macchiavelli

[@comsraddjowdjow1375]

more ??? name one

[@АлександраГазеева]

Спасибо Вам Владимир Владимирович, за Ваше мышление феноменальное!❤❤❤❤❤👍🙏🏻🇷🇺

[@lepuremagicianul6102]

The last one about Snowden 👍👍👍

[@humanforfreedom9583]

Yep. Julian assange should of followed and ran to Russia. Now the totalitarian west has got his ass, he’s fucked now. So much for freedom of the press, West is the new communism.

[@yaromakc]

7:30 "where is the money? refund our money, blya****" ))) best president

[@mssburr]

where is the money? refund our money.....The look on the other man face was golden...

[@shahj3593]

not "blya". "lyard" - billion on the slang

[@ВікторКузнєцов-с9м]

The whole joke is that HE owes money

[@IlyaSmirnov1980]

In Russian, the word "billion" sounds like "milliard" In the common people there is an abbreviated word "yard." It's like Americans just cut the word "billion" and say, for example, "bion." There is no word "blyat"

[@freeperson604]

Maaaan, he say: ярд. Он хотел сказать миллиард. Слово ярд и миллиард в русском слове похожи в окончаниях. Поэтому произошёл такой казус. Но твоя версия мне понравилась. Please, sorry, that your should translating it in the translater. And sorry for my English language. I am Russian girl (or woman), so my English bad.

[@dianewinchester2930]

The answer he gave to the Estonian lady should be for anyone who have lives in victim-mode. Stop crying about your past and look to the future.

[@baristov]

All 3 "Mighty Baltic Tigers" - Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia live forever in victim mode. They also still cry about what Germans did to them in XIII century, i mean Germans bring Christianity to Latvia, and taught them reading and writing. Latvians until today call this as slavery and occupation. Oh, and they cry also about Swedes, for similar reasons. Just an enclave of illiterate, pagan peoples, practically in the center of Europe. What to wait else from them.

[@amonir3818]

плюсую

[@ОооОоо-щ5о]

его у них нет, поэтому плачут о прошлом😢

[@adamhenrywalker]

Putin is the best. If the world was a tv show he would be the main character. I’m American by the way

[@cassini-st8qx]

докажи?

[@Damirkhan]

:) Hm, there is actually truth in your words, unfrotunatelly world IS a tv show, considering how strong mass media controlling everything around.

[@wernbodd]

Флаг конфедерации на аве и шутка про темнокожих в описании профиля, он не боится выражать такую радикальную позицию о своей стране, он определённо американец.​@@cassini-st8qx

[@Rudelherz]

As a German I totally agree with you

[@VolkovVelikan]

⁠@@cassini-st8qxдоказать что?

[@Sheo911]

То чувство когда ты русский и понимаешь все шутки

[@Minecraft-eb8ro]

Sheo911 ага 😂но я не русский

[@UC13Xs-9DFYnYxg3ebLBUe7g]

которые все говно.

[@kallista8259]

Sheo911 да :)

[@zuliamuratova7088]

Sheo911 страна в ..опе полной а он анекдотики всё чешит, ну да при такой то зажравшейся жизни может позволить, а то что цены растут каждый день и на коммуналку в том числе, китайцам землю в аренду сдал практически разбазаривая земли..и куча ещё др. проблем, дак на это ему поКуй

[@tomcyrus3026]

+Zulia Muratova "цены растут каждый день и на коммуналку в том числе" А Вам понравилось бы платить тысячу долларов каждый месяц налог за свой выкупленный дом в США как многие средние жители Америки? Думаете с какого счастья у них крыша едет и они идут отстреливать своих сограждан перед тем как покончить с собой?

[@fhpurcell7713]

"The bandit! In fact he could tell us something. After all, we provided shelter to him. But he says nothing" bahahha what a genius

[@Rain-tv7oh]

@@justwalkwithme1102 if you want to mock someone, do it in a more elegant way. Barbarian.

[@РЯБИНАСЛАДКАЯ]

@@Rain-tv7oh ТАКИЕ УКРАИНЦЫ, ОНИ НЕ МОГУТ ОБЩАТСЯ, ХУЖЕ ИГИЛ, ИЛИ ОСКАРБЛЯЮТ ИЛИ УБИВАЮТ, ОСТАЛЬНОЕ ОТСУТСТВУЕТ, ОНИ УЖЕ НЕЛЮДИ🙆‍♀️

[@nataliaapopii1712]

Не бандит а разбойник, перевод не правильный.

[@EweChewBrrr01]

When Donald Trump grows up he wants to be this guy.

[@steelcorpse4597]

lol

[@Pomiferous]

Two people to put on your avoid list then.

[@Szaone]

xD

[@Enterthemind1]

Lol

[@dickhead8775]

EweChewBrrr So true on so many levels.

[@Hamza-GH-Hofmann]

The precise answer to the Estonian journalist was the best of all, showing how deeply knowing President Wladimirovic Putin is, about the bigger picture of history, we are all embedded in. Chapeau.

[@shion3948]

As much as I'm afraid of him, because he might cause a world war right now, I'd feel damn safe with someone like him. He doesn't seem anxious, ever.

[@МыМышицы-ж9б]

Уж поверьте, он не хочет войны. Он хочет торговать. Но торговать на равных условиях. Западные страны не любят конкуренцию. Особенно с такими сильными противниками.

[@hairlessape5107]

Hopefully in the last two years (since the OP) it's occurred to you that it's the West, not Putin who might cause a world war.

[@27half]

May God give him more lifetime.a leader like him should be in every country,then the world will be a better place!

[@Oddhi]

In Soviet Russia, Putin gives god more lifetime.

[@mcplutt]

I guess his lifetime will soon be ended.

[@JackBlack-ii1ip]

Experimenting with irong?

[@derickgabrillo1579]

I love Putin's voice. Small but powerful.

[@ThatOneCEO]

I am playing this video when it's raining and it stops, and sun comes out, and rainbows appear!

[@m.jailam8861]

like an asian penis

[@garybezner6774]

Derick Gabrillo Stephen colbert

[@birderjohn3396]

Too bad he’s a criminal.

[@crzypyromaniac6406]

Derick Gabrillo The most influential man in the world that has existed for the last 10 years

[@lule363]

我多么爱他，普京是世界上受到最多霸凌的一个人，人们因为西方媒体的谎言而攻击他。甚至俄罗斯国内的人也因为美国资助的非政府组织的煽动而骂他。当你看见世界在发生什么的时候，你怎么可能不支持他呢？可惜那么多人生活在傲慢和无知当中。希望五十年后历史给普京总统一个公正的评价❤️❤️❤️

[@aspidinton]

i agree, really hope some day people will change their view and history won't be just forgotten

[@maxs6450]

Спасибо друг! Очень на это надеемся!

[@lule363]

​@@maxs6450❤

[@nobrkt]

we need to make sure that HISTORY WONT BE RE-WRITTEN. we need to carry this knowledge.

[@Lvbnhbq-lj2wt]

В России всех подстрекателей Путина и за русских-то не считают.

[@jakeel85]

I didn't know Putin spoke German. What a badass. He speaks it fairly well too.

[@Nerr0us]

jakeel85 It's actually common in Russia to study German on novice level. Because in school there is a choice to study English or German and it's mandatory. Sadly not many people actually learn it on high level though.

[@pavelolkhovoy113]

He used to live and work in Dresden for a long time/

[@AlexanderSchepanovski]

He was a KGB agent in Eastern Germany if you want badass.

[@Hampel_4U]

He was a KGB spy

[@indeed7289]

ex KGB.... he probably speaks most languages

[@autumnleaves9052]

Putin on Snowden: "Russia is not a country that hands out human right defenders" Putin is the best politician ever!

[@chavellaminerva]

+YOU-Linker-TUBE I think it means that Russia is the only 'sane' country that dont give up good people. US and all the countries that rejected his asylum seeking efforts are the ones who are bad/criminals. It means that there is def something wrong of hunting good people down and why Russia is not that kind of country.

[@RudyBoy]

oh my god, you know nothing about russia...

[@SirBuljo]

elaborate.

[@васядинамит-ц4ы]

ну и молодец !

[@dewayneggower7945]

chavella minerva when countries destroy with out a dought they have become sheep in there thinking they are in the stew of the soup weird stuff when eveyone thinks to same way.!!?

[@skatt5893]

Greeting from Poland my Slavic comrades.

[@user-dg5oy6lw2o]

*no*

[@alisalam2309]

Hello pretty danzig. . . i mean Poland

[@kalanaherath3076]

Fuck Poland!!

[@PinkMoleTV]

Russia - capitalism

[@Hautzell]

@@PinkMoleTV not really

[@agent-x3110]

Таких политиков еще мир долго не увидит

[@KennyMShow]

Хотелось бы видеть его во власти так долго как можно. Спокоен за страну пока она у него

[@محمدسجاد-ش1و]

​@@KennyMShowЧто он имел в виду под этой минутой15:28

[@KennyMShow]

@@محمدسجاد-ش1و ничего не понял

[@ku6oprfbi78]

К сожалению, да. Иоан 4, Александр Невский, Дмитрий Донской, Пётр 1, Екатерина 2, Сталин, Путин. Таких великих рождается мало и редко. Что безусловно печально. Но он есть! И он с нами!

[@dazzlemasseur]

Watching this now makes me realize what a politician fully in control and in full knowledge of his field looks like.

[@svarogb9743]

Politically the most intelligent man of our times, a true genius. Brought Russia from the brink of collapse to the foremost power in the world.

[@donaldmeaker3627]

Russia is a gas station which pretends to be a country. It is wholly owned by China, with Putin as Satrap.

[@lornilula4213]

same with US owned by Israel?

[@ytrew9717]

lol!

[@amriteshkumar4799]

@@lornilula4213 omg that comment

[@kishanchali8752]

@@donaldmeaker3627 That's according to the American narrative. The US Americans pretend to care a lot about the ordinary people of Russia, but we all know what the US did to Russia during the '90s.

[@somduttachakraborty4370]

Putin never jokes, he roasts!

[@Wantar]

There is one more anegdote. In Oliver Stone's documentary Putin Interviews, Stone watches Dr. Strangelove with Putin and later gives him BluRay of Dr. Strangelove as a gift. Putin thanks him, and leaves, only to return in 5 seconds showing him the empty BluRay box. Stone is uncomfortable, looks around for the disc that stayed in player and Putin says with a smile: Typical american gift. (meaning it's all fancy on the outside and hollow inside), it was a funny moment. :)

[@Jack-e5t]

pity putin is scum

[@vratyadeleon1928]

i remember that scene very well ! Thanks for contributing !

[@lule363]

这个采访值得一看，四个小时每一分钟都不会觉得无聊

[@Raynnman]

Putin makes me want to learn Russian language

[@Тьма-ф5л]

Он сложный

[@realnaturaltrue9683]

Its very difficult,almost impossible to learn it for english speakers,only to live in russian habitat can make you be russian speaker)

[@ПавелКуприенко-с1х]

It's really hard, but it is interesting as well

[@kallista8259]

It can be hard, but it's very interesting as well (trust me, I've been speaking Russian since I was born, and I still wouldn't say I'm fluent, but that might be because I've been living in Australia for most of my life)

[@realnaturaltrue9683]

Man,russian language is impossible to learn if you wanna be not fluent,cause for first its so much more difficult to english,for second it doesnt make with any logic unlike english.I know what I m sayin about cause I m russian

[@donalain69]

There is one major difference between putin and most other presidents. If a president gives an interview it is usually rehearsed before, so the president knows exactly what questions will be asked and sticks with his answers to a skript (probably written by someone else). This avoids the mistake of the president saying something "wrong". Such as small things like personal thoughts that do not go along with the fabricated "perfect" image of the president, to more serious things, like acidentially sharing classified information that could expose things ....like for example who was really behind 9/11 or information about millions of german prisoners systhematicly starved to death after ww2. Putin (the way i see him) does not answer questions by a skript. He doesnt need to. Hes answers are based on simple truth with little room for things that he had to worry of exposing. Simply because there is nothing to expose. He is also not trying to look like someone perfect, he's just himself. That gives him the freedom to improvise with every answer. Something any US- president could only dream of.

[@ВікторКузнєцов-с9м]

Alain Koch You seriously believe this?)))) All people around him in radius of 5km are agents of FCB. Once he visits fishers in one part in the country, then visits church in another - but people around him are the same, with only changed clothes...

[@BaykeBayke.]

)))))

[@duffywolves]

yes that is right, but this is not affect the thing what Alain Koch said...

[@ericmanget4280]

He has the freedom to say and do whatever he wants because he is an autocrat that has been in power for almost 20 years now, despite that bogus tenure as the Prime Minister so he could remain in control despite overstaying his welcome in office. Politicians have to compete against one another so they need to rehearse their lines so they aren't subject to a smear campaign. Also this isn't even true because Trump is in office and he says even more outrageous shit than Putin ever has. In addition Putin should rehearse a little bit because the answer to the question concerned with the imposition of sanctions against homosexual propaganda, which Russia clearly defines as simply anything publicly showing homosexuality, was idiotic. If he is a man of the people and a benevolent dictator then that should mean all of his citizens, including the marginalized.

[@vknfriendly]

@@ВікторКузнєцов-с9м You are not an idiot, sorry?

[@julia.2037]

I love this man he have a lot of sense of humour.

[@colinshaules7141]

I do

[@TheLucky994]

"He has a lot of sense for humour"* That's just terrible English.

[@RoganBorn]

It is becourse you are weak-minded.

[@birderjohn3396]

Too bad he’s a criminal.

[@narutoincore123]

Im pretty sure you got paid for this comment.

[@beatrisia]

I really love his sence of humor 😂

[@faziluddinshaik]

The reason he is able to answer most of the questions without a second thought is because he has the gift of photographic memory. It helped him during his KGB days, its helping him as president.

[@deviantshade]

Furthermore,he rarely stutters or uses "uhm" "uuh". He answers genuinely to people who ask him with genuine curiosity.He confronts journalists who ask him "loaded gun" questions.He politely leans his torso forward to people he talks to,a gesture of respect.

[@lekiley6354]

@@deviantshade You nailed it! Vlad's a shrewd spontaneous conniving genius, that is 5 steps ahead of any talking point & in retrospect had a no-nonsense, like-minded great egotistical politically INCORRECT F**KING rapport with DJT. Ergo, we lost that critical dialogue cohesion with our cognitive impaired leader at the helm and concur in portion, Putin made these embedded expansionist desires to ensue. Water over the broken GD damn at this point, in international pariah advances, as this complicated stability-instability paradox unfolds. Conflicted as a US ally within NATO, further intrusion into a heart-wrenching Zelensky's pleading ploy for Ukraine (btw isn't a formal US ally) at this juncture, is suspect to advance more incursion. Being woefully realistic, The only way to win is not to play!! Praying for peace, not more WAR!!

[@KALASHNIKOVA546]

Величайшая школа разведки подарила России самого лучшего президента Владимира Путина 🙏

[@giselameunier3845]

@@deviantshade always gentleman and respectful, even to common people

[@МыМышицы-ж9б]

Why not?)

[@davidfmaas]

Vladimir Putin has 100000 times more humor than all of the current American late -shows combined and has 100 times more humor than Johnny Carson, David Letterman, and Jay Leno combined. God Bless President Putin.

[@adechemical7]

damn.. this man should be president of universe!

[@Pomiferous]

Wait and see

[@vanthanhphi1]

Double D Still waiting

[@malravian]

soon will, wait

[@villikothen5071]

He should not. He will turn the universe into a corrputed concentration camp.

[@wilcoxwilcox3272]

I agree. Vladimir Putin is awesome ♥.

[@zango2121]

Intelligent , witty , and to the point ,something west lacks…❤ from India

[@mikokiviniemi3184]

this didn't age well

[@zango2121]

@@mikokiviniemi3184 o it aged great

[@mikokiviniemi3184]

@@zango2121 you are not from india ☠☠ you are going to☠💣in war this way when you grow up kid. it's your choice 👍

[@mikokiviniemi3184]

@@zango2121 keep supporting war and you're the one suffering the consequences

[@FelixX138]

​@@mikokiviniemi3184 Охх так страдают, охх экономика растёт, экспорт и импорт вырос ой как бедная Индия страдает 😢

[@alfredsiklodi3802]

After this,I really want to learn Russian..

[@PavelKovalenko1986]

Самое время начинать ;)

[@teddys6653]

You should))) but it’s a challenge

[@Usernamenotfound111]

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[@Usernamenotfound111]

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[@rf.t.s1580]

Or against.. Aah... Umm..aa...ahhh...for....Mmm...ahhh....against..umm..aa...ahhh... So you understand what I'm talking about.

[@max-haraldmulling8925]

Das ist gut so ,mit W.W.Putin für ein starkes Russland und für Deutschland ein verlässlicher Freund und Partner.

[@radovednica79]

Ramon Casa 😂

[@alexsmith1682]

He's thinking before saying.Why are you displeased?In all ways it's better than just opening the mouth for BLA-BLA-BLA.

[@sobreaver]

butt butt ... he opened his mouth for 'Aah...Umm..aa...ahhh...for....Mmm...ahhh....against..umm..aa...ahhh... ', how is that better ?! lol

[@alexsmith1682]

sobreaver read the upper comment.Do you prefer to listen to the politicians of your country and do not hear anything ?

[@eefneleman9564]

Even now, I still like his style. And he knows so much history and politics. I need to learn to speak Russian.

[@alpak9478]

west media blocked all Russian media with real information about Ukraine

[@fed5179]

if by history and politics you mean basic knowledge a president is expected to have and by his style you mean being part of oligarchical dictatorship that steals wealth of it's citizens and wages war with sovereign nations

[@ФанузаДергулёва]

Обязательно надо. Жизнь будет веселей

[@MargaretBloom-c6g]

Intelligent sense of humor. President Putin is one of a kind and more than holds his own in any situation and setting. Charming demeanor with subtle delivery. 🥰

[@markshaz8691]

He is a very intelligent man, and the people who are scared of him and fear him is simply because of what they hear and read in the media.

[@AndrreyV]

мы его любим) Привет из Сибири)

[@SannaJankarin]

He is psychopath. They are naturally charming, but that doesn't make them any nicer.

[@wolfie6005]

This didn't age well.

[@СветланаАнтонова-ж3ч]

@@SannaJankarin Да ничего вы не понимаете, этот образ нашему президенту создают западные СМИ, зависть, наверное, их гложет. Подумайте хорошо, нам отсюда лучше видно.

[@CelestialExility]

facts

[@User-Seven-Teen]

8:15 Ok, I as native german was happy to not have to read the subtitles anymore, then, suddenly, Putin starts talking german, WhOa

[@k42uy4]

wow, you really don't know shit about Putin

[@СашаСорока-е3э]

Er spricht fließend Deutsch.

[@mavadavia8340]

wow. Why do you still think he can't speak english? or french

[@CrZ0004]

he learned german when he actually absolutely needed to know it.. he doesnt really have to know english, nor does he have time to learn it really

[@mavadavia8340]

He doesn't really have to know it , but he does.

[@neil73]

Russia is fantastic and I want to live there! No Joke

[@neil73]

+dude Ive been in Slovakia for a year and will be moving on next year in July. Russia is a possibility but I've still not made my mind up

[@zloidooraque0]

there is nothing special about russian winters

[@zloidooraque0]

+neil73 where are u from?

[@zloidooraque0]

Danila Elistratov i mean it's not too cold or unbearable or anything to tell anyone "first survive russian winter". we are not living in 17th century to treat winter any special anymore.

[@zloidooraque0]

***** i know many ppl from brazil, northern africa and south-east asia (they are mostly students) and when asked the majority of them says our winter is not really disturbing for them. damn, some africans are even don't wear caps in winter! idk whether it is style-thing for them, but if they can allow that to themselves, you can evaluate their feels toward winter by it. i don't say that winter is good or smth, i don't like it. but it's not scary at all. when it's not sunny or it's too warm and there is little snow, i just sit home and go out once a week for food lol. i work from home and i'm antisocial so it's great for me. if there is snow and is sunny i like to smoke weed and walk in town or forest with a music player. or go out to forest for glühwein and barbeque with friends ((% btw the most cool activity i practice outdoors in winter is skating on the frozen river. i've tried it once and now can't miss this. overaly, i agree that it's 70% of time cloudy weather and if snow don't refreshes for too long it's is not pleasant to go outside =)

[@Kyryyn_Lyyh]

Brit here: still unsure why I’m meant to hate this man, or Russia in general. He might not be a saint, but I don’t think the UK has many Angels either.