Best RC Quotes and One Liners

Puns, jokes, one liners and other quotes from Starwars Republic Commando.

[@WolfeofBaskevilles]

*Scorch:* 'Uh, I think Sev has anger problems.' *Sev:* 'I think you have intelligence problems.'

[@torfgorb7096]

lmfao

[@articusramos808]

Then Fixer comes in and ruins the fun.

[@rustyshackle8000]

Legit sounds like two siblings.

[@potatosalad1093]

Christopher Byrd because they are

[@lukegzero98]

Timestamp?

[@GearShotgun]

they're like the homicidal Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[@Fleechin]

I doubt the TMNT would be a match for the Deltas.

[@peterson7082]

+republiccommando1138 Huh, I forgot he was 1138, just realized Bacara has the same :D

[@xicarmine2701]

+GearShotgun Damn I never thought of that!! Boss = Leonardo Sev = Raphael Scorch = Michelangelo Fixer = Donatello

[@mastershake886]

And way more badass

[@gabethebabe3337]

GearShotgun WHEN THE EVIL CLANKERS ATTACK, THESE COPIED BOYS DON’T CUT ‘EM NO SLACK!!

[@Xalted118]

"Whoever left a Bacta Tank here, should get a medal" - Scorch

[@Camps-qh6ff]

Im your 69 like :D Nice :D

[@donate_to_the_edhi_foundation]

Bacta -- not even once! Darth Sion does not have the right idea, Mr. Sorch.

[@aamirrazak3467]

Rule 39 Never say no to Bacta

[@Terumi.K]

The MOST underrated Star Wars game.

[@zillafire101]

I think that would be Empire at War, Dio-Sama.

[@StereoMonolith1]

Dio Brando Both of you would be correct. Empire at war, republic commando, and kotor are all masterpieces in their own right

[@zillafire101]

True, but if you look at Empire at War, it's following is pretty tiny compared to a lot of other Star Wars games.

[@murrlin2m1n82]

Hakumen most underrated VIDEOGAME

[@Straswa]

@Jesse James my favorite Star Wars RTS is Galactic Battlegrounds.

[@Lemon-kp6in]

"Sev, did that corpse give you a dirty look?" "What?"

[@ThreeProphets]

"I think it's dead" *Sev puts two more rounds into it* "It is now"

[@mlvn.69420]

@@ThreeProphets Mags*

[@M4A1BestGirl]

​@mlvn.69420 Blaster cartridges but yeah.

[@scrub-jayleague]

Missed a good one: Fixer: "Boss lead is down!" Scorch: "Can I be in charge now?" lol

[@Heliz08]

classic

[@kabob0077]

I say Scorch is leader if I ever die, and that means he can tell you what to do... Assholes.

[@redemption9593]

kabob 007 Fixer should be the one because he follows the Orders

[@spirz4557]

He is. The two green dots on his armor symbolize his status of second-in-command.

[@mikoaj7254]

I love Scorch his sense of humor is killing me :)

[@bobmartin9918]

"Oh damn! I can't believe it!" "What's the matter sev?" "IV'E LOST COUNT OF ALL MY KILLS!"

[@RobocopStealerOfFridges]

When I first heard that, I was simply like: That's not a good thing, Sev.

[@Leon_LF]

That one just shows how Sev is actually as unserious as Scorch.

[@Chadnvaldr]

​@@Leon_LF until you learn the real reason he keeps a killcount

[@83ATwo]

Good point ​@@Chadnvaldr

[@Vor1ki]

@@Chadnvaldrwhat is that? I haven’t read all the books yet but I’ve played through RC over 5 times and don’t exactly know why he does, aside from it’s such a Sev thing to do

[@kevinnorwood8782]

"Uh, would you like a large, or a small crater, sir?" "Just get us inside without killing the squad, okay Scorch?"

[@sheilaolfieway1885]

considering we're blowing the wall of a core ship up, make a huge crater and step 10 miles back :D"

[@articusramos808]

In a assualt ship a the clone officer looks upon the battlefield. He then saw a massive fireball* Officer points at the explosion* Officer 1: 10 credits say that was Scorch. Officer 2: Cant be, no way he packed that much explosives. Officer 1: That's Scorch, you know the delta squad member who burned his own eyebrows off!? Officer 2: ...... hands him 10 credits* Got off the comm with their advisor. *Then a massive piece of metal is flung passes by the Comand tower* Officer 2: Curses in mandalorian* hands a jedi 10 credits* He made a bet if we saw a piece of debris fly by if that explosion was being enough.

[@antaeusC]

38: "You lizards need to learn that i am a lot scarier than you are" 1:14

[@angryranger7792]

Possibly my favorite line of the whole game. And there's a lot to choose from.

[@MegaCrocosaurus92]

38 is the Clint Eastwood of clone troops

[@nickandbarry1777]

Watching the Ashoka Trandoshan ark and maaaan I feel this

[@GenshinLover283]

He ain't lying

[@GenshinLover283]

@@MegaCrocosaurus92 I call him Boss

[@Leon_LF]

When Scorch checks a dead trando, one of the dialogues he sometimes says is "Look Sev, this one looks like your mom". When I heard that playing I literally fell off my chair 😂😂😂

[@jupiterretipuj4426]

I haven’t heard that one yet. But I can just imagine myself getting so caught off guard with that line. This game has some of the best lines 😂

[@Leon_LF]

@@jupiterretipuj4426 You bet I was! 😆

[@jupiterretipuj4426]

@@Leon_LF 😂😂

[@vonlok67]

When I played Scorch say that when looking at the Dead Geonosian.

[@ahayling0222]

Scorch: "Do you have to make such a mess?" Sev: "Rule 17 - *Always* make sure they're dead." Scorch: "Wha, looks dead to me..." Sev: "...It is now."

[@mannixvandepoele-irvine6978]

Timestamp?

[@gunstrokethecybertronian8659]

@@mannixvandepoele-irvine6978 at 3:42

[@RobocopStealerOfFridges]

"Rule 62: never say no to bacts."

[@ThreeProphets]

Boss: "Deltas, get me an explosive solution" Scorch: "Got it, sir... is it red-red-green or red-green-red?" Sev: "And he's supposed to be our demolitions expert" Scorch: "Charge is set, and ready to detonate, sir. Whenever you're ready" Boss: "Fire in the hole!" Fixer: "38 is down!"

[@jasperyip3316]

Damn, i always made this mstake

[@Leon_LF]

Happends

[@convoy034]

"I hope this flight recorder gives us a clue of how these STUPID LIZARDS TOOK OVER A REPUBLIC ASSAULT SHIP" favorite line from boss lol 😂

[@BFCrusader]

I never heard that line for some reason

[@patrickferryman6579]

Never heard that line.

[@nordicfatcheese]

"Hey, Sev, how many kills you got today, psycho?" "More than you, wise guy." "Keep this comm clear you two." "Calm down Fixer, we're just having a little fun." Classic Commando banter.

[@Imperialstorm03]

That was hilarious.

[@art-n-filmsam3844]

Boss/ Us : "I love these idiots"

[@thedanklordofthesith210]

**SPOILERS FOR REPUBLIC COMMANDO** Sev: “I LOST TRACK OF MY KILLS!!!” Me: Yo Sev you want a break? Seems like this War is getting to you man Me after the finale: ):

[@shipmastershadowofintent5249]

Just played that mission today

[@angelagonzales7]

best line: delta squad walks out of a bunker and into bad weather, schorch says "huh, i wonder what the weather is like on kamino right now..." hilarious!!!

[@GeroTSO]

My favorite and the strangest one: -Did i miss anything important? -No, did you get the data? -Yeah, yeah they searched me but i hide the data pretty well. -Where exactly? -uuuuhmm, you don't want to know... I just don't want to imagine where.

[@JamesBondBLHK100]

Paranoid Gamer I had actually figured that part out when I turned 12 or 13 and I played the mission again. XD Nasty.

[@r-techzgaming3914]

ROGER THAT

[@theRanger7654]

He probably hide it in his butt that how most inmates get way with smuggling in stuff

[@sheilaolfieway1885]

up his ass.

[@patrickspeegle9558]

For a Star Wars fan, the number 66 is worse than the number 666...and that's how many likes your comment has...

[@nutplays9189]

“Sev, this one looks like your mother”

[@moodylad2033]

Which makes their heads go all bumpy cause they don't have mothers😂😂😂

[@ConnorRK-bt2lh]

And even if they did they all would have the same mother

[@generalprincecodyhedgewolf2944]

They Dont realize they were Clones Of a Mandalorian

[@connormacleod4922]

"You know my mother is a tube." "Do not speak of your mother like that!"

[@chrisp9046]

I didn’t hear that one. I was listening for it 😂

[@lukegallagher4665]

Fixer "THERE'S THE CORE SHIP SIR!" Scorch "Are u sure 40, maybe there's another one around the corner." Me "there probably is."

[@happybelicina5872]

scorch: I NEED A VACATION >:-(

[@pascalputra564]

I think delta squad is tired and a vacation at the naboo pool hahahhahah

[@bamarine247]

I need a MED-IC!!!!!

[@OXY187]

@@pascalputra564 with some twi'lekk broads...

[@EJAXK13]

"And a I'm not just saying that cause I love to blow stuff up."

[@davedouglas9977]

Yes you are.

[@stormpants1638]

66 likes....

[@briansimpson4701]

Yes you are

[@nick-314]

#1 will always be "Can you die later sir? It just isn't a good time right now " like dammit Scorch I DON'T NEED THE LIP RIGHT NOW

[@moodylad2033]

"An elegant weapon for a more civilised time, huh? Well guess what? Times have changed."

[@generalprincecodyhedgewolf2944]

Boss's reaction to a dead clone with a lightsaber that belonged to a Jedi who were civilized

[@jeditac443]

Sev: Setting charge... Scorch: Uhh, Boss? You sure you want "Mr. Death-Wish" handling the explosives? gotta love 'em. Such a shame there won't be a Republic Commando 2. THANKS ALOT DISNEY!!!!!

[@andyjacobs7010]

Why blame Disney... This game is from 2005... Lucasarts scrapped the Imperial Commando idea.

[@mobius1695]

Andy Jacobs They also scrapped BF3

[@_ArmIa]

Also, Delta Squad are still canon in the new universe. They appeared in one of the TV shows, meaning the events of Republic Commando are most likely canon too.

[@rominkivela9351]

@@andyjacobs7010 one major reason is that Lucasarts was going through several issues at the time

[@andyjacobs7010]

@@rominkivela9351 so don't blame Disney for LucasArts' problems. The Clone Wars (prior to Disney) was also a big F U to the expanded universe in lots of ways.

[@xtsupermotard]

Why dont we just fly outta here? Engines offline. Uhh...figures.

[@45100]

Love that one.

[@stormpants1638]

Same lel

[@andyjacobs7010]

When's that from? (My guess is some command room on the Acclamator)

[@xtsupermotard]

@@andyjacobs7010 Acclamator onboard computer VS Scorch

[@enjigaming11]

@@andyjacobs7010 When we try to save the ship from the lucrehulk droid ship. Mission: Saving the ship ACT 2: The prosecutor, Part 4

[@zaraarmani4735]

Four people lost wander into a hospital unknowingly: " looks like we're in some sort of geonosian birthing chamber, gentleman."

[@tahmkench118]

Good one

[@cqb3814]

"let's give them a wide birth, just to be safe"

[@legotimefuntime5438]

Scorch- If are all clones why am I the only one with a sense of humor?

[@Cloofinder]

Dont question it Scorch, it just makes you all the more awesome.

[@GenshinLover283]

@@Cloofinder my guess is some Kaminoan got bored and did it for the lolz

[@spartan2ar949]

I could've sworn 38 shouted "Shit!" When that lizard jumped in front of him.

[@TheCleverJon]

Was it Red Red Green or Red Green Red?

[@MegaHalofan11]

And he suppose to be the demolition expert

[@ThreeProphets]

"Fire in the hole!" "38 is down!"

[@ThreeProphets]

Actually, when that happened to me, Scorch proceeded to ask, "Do you think we used enough?"

[@Enterprise-D666]

Liam Thompson You can never use enough explosives!

[@ZetatheSixth]

"Sev! How many kills you got today, psycho?"

[@_ArmIa]

"More than you, wise guy."

[@lucaspereirahmj]

@@_ArmIa "I lost track of my kills"

[@andrewbrigmond8784]

@@lucaspereirahmj "Keep this com clear, you two."

[@ZetatheSixth]

@@andrewbrigmond8784 Calm down Fixer, just having a little fun.

[@CainEverest]

38: "Shape up, Deltas. We got lizards. Sev, take overwatch. Fixer, slice those turrents. Scorch, give us some explosive solutions all over the place."

[@doomwinterxglitchgamer]

62: Hey, Sev, how many kills you got today, psycho? 07: More than you, wise guy 40: Keep this comm clear you two 62: Calm down Fixer, we're just having a little fun 38: *laughing on the inside*

[@cstick2664]

“Unbelievable” “What happened Sev?” “I’ve lost track of my kills”

[@ugiustuskeiserus8066]

*Damn*

[@davedouglas9977]

Need a sequel! ONE COMMANDO? HES TALKING ABOUT MY POD BROTHER THERE!

[@stormpants1638]

Rip Sev

[@sheilaolfieway1885]

@@stormpants1638 was Sev the one left behind on Kassyk?

[@stormpants1638]

Sheila olfieWay unfortunately... pls... no reminding!!! GOD SEV WHY?!?!

[@sheilaolfieway1885]

@@stormpants1638 i can't play that part anymore so i forgot

[@generalprincecodyhedgewolf2944]

Hmmm

[@kehammer100]

one of my favorites is on Kashyyyk, near the end. Advisor: "Get a move on, Deltas." Scorch:"Um..why aren't we moving?" Boss:"Uh, Sev. The button?" :) gotta love Sev.

[@rtasvadam1776]

Scorch: "Was it red, red green? or red green red?" Sev: "and he's supposed to be the demolitions expert."

[@mikkelnpetersen]

2:42 Will always be my favorite

[@nef5305]

dude the voice acting of this game is flawless... this game was so far ahead of its time...

[@Phoenix8492]

My favorite Sev-Scorch interactions were on Kashyyyk. There are a lot of lines Scorch has about things that give him the creeps, and unrelated to one of these Sev makes a delightfully psychotic line about how the danger of the forests _makes him feel alive._ followed by an immediate “Now Sev’s giving me the creeps!”

[@austinplatt]

“Sircanigetsomebacta”.

[@ArshwayTV]

Carth Onasi's voice ahaha

[@andyjacobs7010]

Oh yeah, lol

[@MeAndMira]

But does Scorch want to talk about it?

[@M4A1BestGirl]

Scorch: Beserkers! They're coming through their own minefield! Are they stupid... Or crazy?!

[@bliczb8772]

Sev: I can't believe this! Scorch: What's going on? Sev: I lost count on my kills!

[@rookcapcoldblood2618]

I'm a Commando on an Imperial RP server. I'm gonna use these quotes.

[@stormpants1638]

Awesome. What game is it? Gmod?

[@supersquid0837]

same dude im IC-1140

[@monkeyanimations2742]

Not an imperial RP server, but I'm Fixer on a CWRP server

[@SourRobo8364]

We need a sequel to this game.

[@Ryan15beast]

#RescueSev

[@MyPS4IsOnFirePleaseHelp]

Scorch: Do you have to make such a mess? Sev: Rule 17: Always make sure they're dead. Scorch: Well, looks dead to me. Sev: It is now. I love this game.

[@tought_guy3673]

Fixer: Blast! Get that Wookiee out of the firing area! Scorch: Okay, you tell him to retreat, Fixer. Fixer: Uh...negative on that.

[@johnmadden4334]

Verily, one of the greatest Star Wars games ever made.

[@The_Red_Ghost10]

God I miss these guys!!!!! DAMN YOU DISNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mehmetgurdal]

Only thing that they think about is the empire era. Clone wars era is my most favorite time in the series.

[@The_Red_Ghost10]

mehmet gurdal Amen brother

[@thomaskhan2933]

They're re-releasing the game on PlayStation four and Switch, so who knows maybe we could get a sequel, they've been confirmed as canon.

[@PivotStarWars96]

LOL: "I need a vacation!!"--Scorch "You lizards need to learn that I'm a LOT scarier then you are."--Boss

[@TheClarkBark]

No terminal can match my leet haxor skills.

[@emersonreid7455]

I was rolling when scorch said that, i never heard him say that ever

[@crankyoldmurphy6799]

Sev, Scorch, Fixer and Boss Fett.

[@RancorsInPinkBikinis]

@mastergmoore And CT-01/425: "Someone important noted your excellence on Geonosis." Scorch: "You hear that, Sev? Someone thinks I'm excellent." Sev: "Well, at least that makes two of you."

[@myzui6951]

I just started to play again and it's just still so funny. I think in the Republic Commando books they came off as a bit colder but that's probably because they just feel more comfortable around their own Squad. If they make a new game I hope they make it exactly like this but better. I also love the "forming up, Boss" from scorch it just sounds so cute Too bad Fixer is so silent but that's just how he is.

[@TurKlack]

I still the Clone Wars would sounds much more manly if Temuera voiced them. I mean CMON!!!! The one scene Delta Squad showed up and they too got the normal Clone Voices. Such a missed opportunity.

[@xtsupermotard]

Das Institut Yeah, that would be awesome

[@spirz4557]

Schedule issues.

[@oliverpierce5118]

When was Delta in TCW? I don't think I ever watched the whole series, so I probably missed em.

[@GhostRC1138]

@@oliverpierce5118 season 3, episode 14 if I remember correctly. The whole squad showed up at the beginning of the episode, except Fixer who stood in the ship

[@OXY187]

Their special clones, customized genes.

[@Vikingr4Jesus5919]

Ceasing...slicing sequence...sir. There's a Commando tongue twister for ya

[@metroidhunter965]

40: there’s the core ship, sir! 38: are you sure, forty? There could be another one right around the corner! Ladies and gentlemen, my sense of sarcasm in a nutshell.

[@haydenfowle7576]

1:15 Lizards: a deragatory term against Trandoshians

[@alexwhite2461]

“I need a vacation!” Caboose? You find yourself in Star wars?

[@Galimeer5]

Gotta love these guys; such great personalities.

[@themanwhowouldbebrick]

2:09 that guy dies anyway lol

[@ScorchAlec49462]

"these look even uglier when they're dead"..."now it's extra dead" XD lmao love Scorch XD

[@A-MR.E]

Scotch: “this might be me but it’s almost like they don’t want us here”

[@OfficialSusanWojcicki]

They did my boy dirty.

[@johnweberjr.1614]

1:14 me after storming Zuckerberg’s mansion

[@motozealot5176]

Best starwars game ever

[@LairdErnst]

This makes me nostalgic. There needs to be a sequel.

[@topdogxylophone6169]

Ah Scorch... how much I've missed you. How much I've missed all of you. The nostalgia is strong with this one.

[@catherinemcaleese7035]

Is it red red green or red green red?

[@ulacylon-timetrio9664]

And he’s supposed to be our demolitions expert

[@terriorx]

We NEED a sequel... With ALL the original VAs and more oneliners

[@Vikingr4Jesus5919]

They all have their brother-in-arms relationship. But I love the bromance between Sev and Scorch. Few examples: Scorch: "Debris blocking our path here Boss. We'll need to detonate the rocks to get through; and I'm NOT just saying that because I love to blow stuff up." Sev: "Yes you are." Scorch: "This place gives me the creeps." Sev: "Heh, everything gives you the creeps." Sev: "Setting charge" Scorch: "Err, 38, you sure you want Mr. Death-wish setting explosives?" Scorch: "Sev...did that corpse give you a nasty look?" Scorch: "Was it red-red-green, or red-green-red?" Sev: "And he's supposed to be the demolition expert?" Scorch: "Sev, how many kills you got today, psycho?" Sev: "More than you, wise-guy." Scorch: "This place gives me the creeps." Sev: "Ah Scorch. Nothing like walking through the jungle, waiting to put some plasma bolts through an enemy's cranium. Heh, makes me feel alive!" Scorch: "Okay...now 0-7 is giving me the creeps!" Scorch: "Do you have to make such a mess?" Sev: "Rule 17 - always make sure they're dead." Scorch: "Well, looks pretty dead to me." Sev: "It is now."

[@jayah5725]

Oh look a deluxe mo--- *Blaster fire, Screams*

[@owenmccarthy2521]

Scorch: "Yeah they searched me, but I hid the information pretty well..." Boss: "Where exactly?" Scorch: " Uhhhhh...You don't wanna know.."

[@dmann5938]

Temuera Morrison deserves more. Thank god the Book of Boba Fett is happening

[@kaozspartan9289]

:(

[@MisterSchitt]

Always did love the awkward conversations between Sev and Scorch. Especially when Fixer would butt in.

[@MegaHalofan11]

I NEED A VACATION!!!

[@budroe95]

"you lizards need to learn im a lot scarier than you are "

[@gabethebabe3337]

Star Wars is about family, and this is one of the most badass families in the franchise

[@thecombatwombat7652]

If they ever make a sequel, I want them to continue the banter but only between Boss, Fixer and Scorch. And any attempt by Sev's replacement to join in would just be met with silence.

[@Kywu]

I want a sequel to this so much...

[@gogglesucks8a11s]

I miss this Scorch... "weeeeee!" And "whoever put his bacta dispenser here deserves a medal" also "this is for Delta 23! Or was it 32?"

[@ArcTrooperRod-269]

*SORCH SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE CHURCH OF RED VS BLUE*

[@skinnyj123]

Any other commando: *regular talking* Sev: "gruguurgguuurug"

[@evolutiagames]

TMNT: Star Wars edition. I still loved the shit out of the game tho.

[@themanwhowouldbebrick]

Sev = Raph Fixer = Donnie Boss = Leo Scorch = Mikey

[@pontusbackman3951]

2:14 i thought of jack sparrow when hearing that

[@Lord-H]

Delta 38: Give me an explosive solution deltas ! Scorch: Priming charge ! (Door goes to hell) Sev : I love my job !

[@pike7090]

these guys are hilarious.

[@Wookie981]

I wonder when are people comming back to this video after Bad Batch ep

[@Alpharius180]

commando for life ner vod

[@TemplarBlonic]

2:36 One of the best quotes ever.

[@ralentz4390]

Fixer: why are they so fond of the detention level? Boss: Maybe its the heat Sev: I’ll give em heat😈

[@Cloofinder]

"THIS deluxe model is what stands between you and a bloody death, so you best show some respect, Trooper" Imagine Commando 38 encountering Commander Fox with this tone.

[@ajthereptile]

2:14

[@dylzaster1374]

"Let's rearrange some architecture deltas!"

[@5o1stFilms]

no one literally no one: Scorch: *I NEED A VACATION!!!!!*

[@Delonto]

Delta Squad is probably the snarkiest group of clones to every exist.

[@Snowball1763]

Schorch: 'uh you make a better door than a window sir'

[@holdencross322]

Man. I wish they had a tv show 😢

[@LordHoth_90]

Scorch is voiced by the same guy that voiced Carth Onasi in KOTOR

[@MeAndMira]

And Kaidan Alenko in Mass Effect

[@commandonigward573]

It's kind of sad that fixer lame like as a four-man crew they always do need that one serious character

[@TheTriforcekeeper]

2:58 Scorch too cool to say things like "no shit!" and "you don't say?".

[@TheThirdRocket]

Damn i want Republic Commando 2 :'(

[@PANCAKEMINEZZ]

Best lines and quotes video, most of it is Scorch lines. This is accurate.

[@Mega-Brick]

There was a huge missed opportunity for a single Clone Wars or Rebels episode about how Sev survived on his own. People would go crazy to see that.

[@SamuraiPie8111]

what is the music? i like it

[@GreatfulGert]

+SamuraiPie8111 IT'S YOU???????????

[@darkblades1201]

Jean Michel Jarre Equinox i believe :3

[@ayylmao575]

It's a pretty big song.

[@Ayahuasca98]

UU UU

[@seaharrierfrs1]

CRASHING THIS PLANE