I never expected to see proper grammar in a jackass comment section
@donkeygat934 жыл бұрын
“Don’t touch me I’m diabetic !” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@supermcdumbass2 жыл бұрын
had me rolling lol
@scottbradford4130 Жыл бұрын
Dico is the only one worth watching
@shannonwilliams1941 Жыл бұрын
She didn’t 😂
@shannonwilliams1941 Жыл бұрын
7 cops over a little blood?! You wouldn’t get that today! 😂
@brooklyn794111 ай бұрын
@@shannonwilliams1941nigga look like he was hurt hurt 😂
@Noyfb334 жыл бұрын
The Human Tricycle actually looks like a lot of fun.
@adventuroushero12294 жыл бұрын
I'm actually surprised this still isn't a thing yet.
@vozza144 жыл бұрын
@@adventuroushero1229 actually it’s a thing and has been a thing for a long time. Search roller man, bodyrolling, roller suit, buggy rollin
@herzeliedstein5734 жыл бұрын
What if they had Weeman riding on his back
@anxioustheif56124 жыл бұрын
Thank God it was johny knoxville doing it he would have just fell every second
@martinmarie3803 жыл бұрын
2021 think about could be big
@yasminvitale3 жыл бұрын
I love Pontius' positivity in these videos. He's so happy it makes me smile 😃
@james873672 жыл бұрын
Yeah he seems like a super cool person.
@giselediniz2 жыл бұрын
😌
@Ckbruinfan3 жыл бұрын
the cop giving Pontius his helmet is the best
@ProbablyNotLegit3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to bri'in
@kanjoracer49143 жыл бұрын
Old coppers you could have proper chat with now they are just robots
@CATKYBNM3 жыл бұрын
@@kanjoracer4914 in your area maybe
@patrickbyrne50703 жыл бұрын
Brixton lads know how to have a laugh. Cops are fine watching you fall on your arse if it makes their day go quicker.. or they used to
@patrickbyrne50703 жыл бұрын
I also think Pontius just gives off a good likeable vibe
@merces47letifer43 жыл бұрын
That woman who rollerskated with Pontius is a legend. Wherever you are, ma'am, I hope you are well.
@FIMOE1233 жыл бұрын
Smoking hot as well.
@0mnicide3 жыл бұрын
Confidence guys, confidence.
@batty463 жыл бұрын
I'm fine thankyou
@pab13813 жыл бұрын
Dude you know he got her number for sure lol
@Greenplants693 жыл бұрын
How long ago was that???
@chasee37973 жыл бұрын
Pontius I swear is the most underrated guy on the Jackass Crew. Funny ass dude!
@jarnold17893 жыл бұрын
He's a legend! I always loved when Wildboys came on
@TyonGera3 жыл бұрын
It's like he has a cloud of positivity and happiness always following him. God, I can't wait to see him again in Jackass 4.
@nataliep63853 жыл бұрын
yeah just let pontius out in public with a camera, shit is hilarious xD
@micsunday143 жыл бұрын
I think he was the most genuinely funny guy of the lot of them
@nataliep63853 жыл бұрын
@@micsunday14 he was without any doubt the best of the crew!
@oliveryoung22603 жыл бұрын
The scene skating around London makes me think people will never be that laid back again
@matthewlavigne1153 жыл бұрын
For sure. If that were police today in America he would have been arrested for impersonating an officer. It is just sad
@EuanWhitehead3 жыл бұрын
I grew up in the 2000s, just wish I was my age now back then tbh.
@tslim2503 жыл бұрын
Truth, I'm so grateful to have grown up before the stupid politically correct brigade took over. Comedy was real back then!
@kleingeld61323 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah right, as if conservatives didn't try to ban Jackass back in the day and championed censership everywhere 🤣 but sure, cry about "political correctness" non of this is not pc?
@LJ70003 жыл бұрын
@@kleingeld6132 Yes, how the tables have turned!
@davidchuckworth72494 жыл бұрын
Don't touch me. I'm diabetic!
@Mr.paint1234 жыл бұрын
We would’ve also excepted “Don’t touch me I have aids”
@jonvia3 жыл бұрын
died at that moment lol
@kyleking94173 жыл бұрын
Fuckin legend
@Gyrbae3 жыл бұрын
I love when he's in the bush, just lying in cover laughing and playing with the flora.
@marchenry12223 жыл бұрын
Hes made that sh*t look so real
@GymLeaderGBP3 жыл бұрын
Human tricycle is probably the most athletic and graceful thing Dave England has ever done
@majinvegeta77773 жыл бұрын
Dave england is lowkey my favorite underrated jackass member 😅
@davymag34763 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure pro snowboarding is a bit more athletic
@juliandavidhoffer20223 жыл бұрын
@stirange wasn’t that Ehren?
@nukem01573 жыл бұрын
@@juliandavidhoffer2022 no
@PeteSanctions3 жыл бұрын
Was that Dave? It isn't listed like it normally is
@Thehubb13 жыл бұрын
I remember losing dying laughing as a teenager when Pontius side kicks the trash can at 0:59
@elijahjakobsen78982 жыл бұрын
Losing dying sounds like something an immortal would say
@Tyler.2542 жыл бұрын
Losing dying laughing, wow
@Tyler.2542 жыл бұрын
Need a book on how to be human?
@padfoot66152 жыл бұрын
“Don’t touch me I’m diabetic“ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m going to use that one
@BrazilianPeanutWar2 жыл бұрын
Pontius makes everybody happy and never loses his chill,and he got the beautiful woman to skate with him,legend.
@BAGAKOOS4 жыл бұрын
Wish they woulda included the rocket skates clip, even though it was from the first movie. Always loved this exchange between Knoxville and the person behind the camera, “Ok this ones gonna be a bit faster than last time. Why are they different bottle rockets? No, there’s just more of them.”
@TastyChurro3 жыл бұрын
Funny enough the Rocket Skates clip was shot for the TV show but was never cleared. So they just put it in the movie.
@koll3 жыл бұрын
@@TastyChurro You could kinda tell aswell because the video quality was pretty bad. Surprised it made it into the movie tbh.
@zender55784 жыл бұрын
That kick at 1:01 is my new favorite thing in life
@whyjay122 жыл бұрын
I died.
@Idl3MeRcY2 жыл бұрын
I love it when Brandon tells the woman "don't touch me I'm dialectic"
@Bsmall6663 жыл бұрын
I love how Johnny never bends his knees just locks them and bends at the hips lol
@DokkaChapman3 жыл бұрын
When he first falls over it sounds like he's got a bag of penny's in his back pocket lol.
@elijahjakobsen78982 жыл бұрын
Close, it was a pag of bennies
@trinityj12 жыл бұрын
@@DokkaChapman It'd be the chain on his pants.
@psychedelicpsycho2 жыл бұрын
Pontius was the funniest guy on the show! He deserved more recognition! lol
@lordtrigon17332 жыл бұрын
He didn’t want more recognition, he’s always been the most down to earth of them all. 🤷🏻♀️
@psychedelicpsycho2 жыл бұрын
@@lordtrigon1733 yeah for sure! He never gave a shit lol
@discussionsanddragons91783 жыл бұрын
IDK why but that little *lean* forward Knoxville does at about 5:00 after announcing the belt sander skates is one of the funniest parts of this whole video.
@JL-ei7hy2 жыл бұрын
man i love youtube for this, its like a time machine to see the good old days of the early 2000s
@lWashingtonv4 жыл бұрын
Back when MTV was actually good.
@rph87044 жыл бұрын
If you were around back then people were hating on mtv for not showing music but rather tv shows like jackass
@UrBloodOnMyFace4 жыл бұрын
@@JeffLinett they still showed music videos in the 2000s I still remember it.
@donkeygat934 жыл бұрын
You weren’t there and it’s evident
@ThereEbumpin3 жыл бұрын
It was the begging of the downfall
@misterchristophermorris3 жыл бұрын
The replies to this comment mostly show the truth.
@keefwins043 жыл бұрын
Dico was lumbering around like Frankenstein’s monster. 😂
@OgiesDad Жыл бұрын
Pontius’s lil trash can kick was great
@nataliep63853 жыл бұрын
Chris Pontius with rollerscates out in the public is the best thing ever
@nataliep63853 жыл бұрын
I wish he had a youtube channel!
@rezenking84262 жыл бұрын
2:07 "don't touch me I'm diabetic " lmao
@societyearth65623 жыл бұрын
Jockstrap Roller Skating is definitely on my bucket list!
@keeferpelletier43674 жыл бұрын
Dico a legend
@Soloman_Gumball3 жыл бұрын
Why couldn't he stay forever young :( He outgrew them all too fast.
@raapija3 жыл бұрын
The amount of engineering that went into the belt sander skates is amazing. I especially like how they're operated by an extention cord
@gavin4793 жыл бұрын
I love how the actual Bobby wanted to make sure his helmet was on properly and wanted to see what he could do! What a chill guy :)
@SeaToSkyImages3 жыл бұрын
Chris rollerskating through London as a police officer puts a big smile on my face.
@mellowrose94702 жыл бұрын
You mean roller Bobby 😄
@KatieSteedArt1 Жыл бұрын
I've lived in London my whole life and the fact that I could have seen it IRL and didn't annoys me endlessly
@edge9380Ай бұрын
do you know the song name?? i cant find
@aleisterwilloughby39303 жыл бұрын
I understand why Dico would want to go his own way and do his own thing in life, but I was happy to see him in this bit. He was always one of the best at staging skits and screwing around with bystanders. I hope Bam gets better, glad to see Raab and Steveo where they're at, rest in power Random Hero and thank you for all the laughs.
@ferdinand13573 жыл бұрын
“I was once one a mission, on a cruise I was wishin” does anyone remember this?!?
@justme-kr7lx3 жыл бұрын
@@ferdinand1357 That my mom was in the kitchen, eatin chicken, finger lickin!!
@KetchupFSL2 жыл бұрын
This comment aged like fine wine with bam tryna sue them
@Alacazam532 жыл бұрын
"uhh sushi fish knows what he's doing"
@bojackson91402 жыл бұрын
@@ferdinand1357 Dico was the best in viva la bam!
@Ovolukzzz2 жыл бұрын
I love how they sent Wee-Man in when Johnny said "I need help"
@kris2422 жыл бұрын
Out of all the Jackass crew, I want to be friends with Pontius the most lolol. He’s just so damn infectiously happy all the time 😂
@nicholasfriesen50313 жыл бұрын
This. This right here is why Pontius has always been my favorite cast member
@fuusion84463 жыл бұрын
"Don't touch me I'm diabetic." 🤣
@fpstwitch612 жыл бұрын
Love how Knoxville needed help getting up with the sander skates and they send Weeman to get him up 😂😂 like ok
@maxemerson69554 жыл бұрын
Dico and the cky tapes. Legendary stuff
@fslayer12903 жыл бұрын
Pontius always makes me scream with laughter.
@ElTrolldeYoutubii3 жыл бұрын
Everything seem so simple back then, ye good old times
@jayfunk59884 жыл бұрын
Couldn't get away with any of it today, remember when Venice wasn't the new skid row🤔
@AltarOfDisease3 жыл бұрын
No clips in this were in Venice lol
@TheMachomaniac Жыл бұрын
"Don't touch me I'm diabetic" Dico was funny af. Like above everyone else in all of Jackass. Second worst thing to ever happen to Jackass was him choosing to have a more private way to make a living. Worst thing was Ryan Dunn hitting a tree.
@drogba00193 жыл бұрын
If pontius went to that same boardwalk dressed like that today, no one would look twice at him😂
@johnmcmullen75103 ай бұрын
Pontius is nuts ❤ him
@ant15749 ай бұрын
Dude these videos are social timecapsules. The energy is so different pre-smartphones I wish it was still like this. Everyone’s hed is up, people smiling, able to laugh. God this is beautiful
@jsonny89052 жыл бұрын
These were the days, super low budget makes it even funnier. So nostalgic
@cheezoncrack13 жыл бұрын
Chris is the absolute king of chads
@michal18lca2 жыл бұрын
CKY is legend
@paulblack88872 жыл бұрын
Always the best accompanying music for their bits too
@Sleepnosis3 жыл бұрын
Dicamillo was the comedy genius of the crew
@lukemcellin87363 жыл бұрын
Imagine being on the tube and seeing pontius skating down it. What a day
@sstaners1234 Жыл бұрын
It’s cool to see these guys in my hometown of Portland Oregon doing the human tricycle.
@anormalyoutubeaccount51452 жыл бұрын
Jackass was one of my favorite show and movies
@Arthur-ek7nd2 жыл бұрын
Having Weeman help Knoxville up is pretty funny in itself
@Kingmakerrr13373 жыл бұрын
Chris Pontius is just so wholesome haha
@Jmilillo2 жыл бұрын
Belt sander skates was my favorite by far!
@laridelrey3 жыл бұрын
Johnny's laughter makes me fall in love :p💕
@dennisjustus14 жыл бұрын
Anyone remember in the original they played "Panic" by The Smiths when Chris was the English Bobby?
@Soloman_Gumball3 жыл бұрын
Why MTV DVDs and streaming sucks ass. Shows relied heavily on their access to MTV's huge music library.
@canontheory3 жыл бұрын
@@Soloman_Gumball that’s why old dvds are the way to go, you can find all of the seasons of jackass with all the original footage and music
@jozinhobass2 жыл бұрын
Kudos to Chris for mooning Ghislaine Maxwell 3:57
@barto74903 жыл бұрын
Awww good 'ol Hermosa Beach, aka Bromosa.
@jonhyosbourne3 жыл бұрын
This dude is a legend! 😂⭐ What a gold times, our generation grown and had fun with this! :)
@Spamfish3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a first time tourist to London, getting on the tube, and seeing Roller Bobby.
@Mr.paint1234 жыл бұрын
All them dudes playing volleyball together (nothing but a sausage fest) And Chris is the only one that pulled some tail at the end 👍👍
@casucasueq44793 жыл бұрын
Chris doing the Roller Bobby with no pads on his knees or elbows *ouch*
@jamesstinedurf98412 жыл бұрын
Pontius always had the best laugh
@MrSparkula2 жыл бұрын
Pontius is a legend.
@f1sk8mm3 жыл бұрын
His abs were shredded after the human tricycle
@NJP12345678902 жыл бұрын
Don’t touch me I’m diabetic 😂
@hellfrost3332 жыл бұрын
Best line 100/100
@chilln_killn3 жыл бұрын
I feel like impractical jokers really watered down our expectations for this type of thing😂 Can't wait for the new one!!!
@rodbelding95234 жыл бұрын
Dont touch me, Im diabetic.
@chriskramer52973 жыл бұрын
not one goddam cell phone. beautiful sight
@nickinportland2 жыл бұрын
The 90s and early 00s really were the heyday of rollerblading and skating innovation. Fruit Booters everywhere rejoiced.
@ThereEbumpin3 жыл бұрын
Dico was to funny love his clips
@Joeri20cm Жыл бұрын
The cops giving Chris his helmet was so cool
@shapiroshekelberg6042 жыл бұрын
DiCamillo’s blood spill was the best
@nathandust2 жыл бұрын
“Don’t touch me I’m diabetic!” 😂 💀
@fxlegacy70852 жыл бұрын
Bro, Deco was always hilarious
@JacobC4792 жыл бұрын
All the crew has hilarious laughs but something about Pontius's makes me laugh my ass off every time
@ragnakak Жыл бұрын
I like how they used his laugh when they show the MTV logo at the beginning of the first movie.
@ArexSant3 жыл бұрын
Chris Pontius is so wholesome without even wanting.
@sm0keyMcP0t4203 жыл бұрын
lol, the cop puting Chris's helmet on for him, "Go on, show us what you can do then", Brits have the best sense of humor.
@edge9380Ай бұрын
Roller Bobby is gold 😂❤
@Initial__B2 жыл бұрын
Brandon's prank is so damn funny - "Don't touch me I'm diabetic"
@tynao20293 жыл бұрын
some of the simplest, dumbest stunts and gags were the best stuff that Jackass made, in their first few seasons
@DiLL-PiCKLe023 жыл бұрын
song @1:32 is Rio Bravo by CKY
@drpibisback76803 ай бұрын
Hell yeah, that riff is killer.
@skyjet19192 жыл бұрын
4:27 tells the old lady "No jaywalking" had me dying
@dermann2143 жыл бұрын
love this guys
@RickKosickFilms4 жыл бұрын
Anything Brandon DiCamillo a %100
@awesome-xg4hl3 жыл бұрын
the human tricycle is genius
@chrisluehr32563 жыл бұрын
"STAY LOW" I LUV WEEMAN
@RWT91673 жыл бұрын
Don't touch me I'm diabetic looool
@jenniferbranch57403 жыл бұрын
Roller Bobby I live party boy this will never get old watching this to cheer meself up these guys r great 😁😀🤣🤩
@kayleebaginski2 жыл бұрын
Lol at the background music they put for Chris pontius’ clips! 😂
@pollutingpenguin21462 жыл бұрын
''Don't touch me I am diabetic'' lol
@BMCBroManClash Жыл бұрын
Times were happier back then and even looked brighter, too.
@faceoff33153 жыл бұрын
0:23 *CHRIS PONTIUS IS A LEGEND* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@giselediniz2 жыл бұрын
🤤
@Mike-hn4uu11 ай бұрын
such a better more wholesome time
@gdmt3 жыл бұрын
I feel like KZbin is working with Jackass to discreetly promote their upcoming movie. Like i've been getting recommendations of lots of Jackass vids such as this without even watching anything to start with lol. But tbh, i dont think Jackass needs any promotion lol. I'd watch it in an instant upon release
@Lok_Seva_Ayurvedic Жыл бұрын
Tricycle looks good
@briandentguy3403 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the laughs, I needed that
@wyattcitizenzap45392 жыл бұрын
human trike was totally an underrated skit.
@biffjohnson33543 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why, but the fake blood but had me dying. “Hey Sir, are you ok?” 🤣