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@Szederp4 жыл бұрын
Such an old video and it is still here. Been watching it for like 10 years...good memories.
@SuporexTV13 жыл бұрын
how to start learning to play on this table, and to do some usefull shots?
@RobAldred14 жыл бұрын
@bakerchez yeh most of the bonzini balls are cork, the itsf-b pro balls are yellow plastic
@gianni1isch12 жыл бұрын
Yes we can
@RobAldred14 жыл бұрын
@MsSale666 these are the standard soft cork balls that come with bonzini tables
@W1F3B34T3R14 жыл бұрын
cool video plus I love the Cacophony!
@befriditlivmand14 жыл бұрын
@robcelica yellow rubber.
@NFL4life9513 жыл бұрын
@joeheritage so how many players would you put in the middle? :)
@anvaychavan7333 жыл бұрын
Such old it shows 12 years ago I was in my mother's stomach that time
@mikegrimsley90177 жыл бұрын
I love the unbreakable aluminum players Bonzini, but Tornado rules supreme.
@Punabenz14 жыл бұрын
I thought I was good at Foottable. I need to rethink that. Lol
@Vivek-gy4cq3 жыл бұрын
😀😀
@SuporexTV13 жыл бұрын
oh and I think out balls are yellow, and I think much faster and harder to control
@singular_meta14 жыл бұрын
where you get those orange balls?
@kayvaanmcsharrowkyn6901 Жыл бұрын
WELL FIRST YOU HAVE TO CHARTER A BOAT TO TAKE YOURSELF, YOUR COLLEAGUES, AND ENOUGH SUPPLIES , PROVISIONS, AND CAMPING/OUTDOOR GEAR, ETC, . TO LAST YOUR PARTY FOR AT LEAST A MONTH OUT IN THE WILDS OF SAVAGE PLACE THAT HAS BEEN ALMOST FORGOTTEN BY MAN, (ALONG WITH THE KNOWLEDGE OF HOW TO GET THERE, AND ONE OF THE FEW ANCIENT AND RARE MAPS STILL IN EXISTENCE, THAT CONTAIN THE SECRET PATHWAYS ONE MUST FOLLOW IN ORDER TO EVEN GET THERE. THE NAME OF THIS "LOST WORLD" , FORGOTTEN TO THE SANDS OF TIME , IS "LOOMPA LAND"... AND LIVING THERE UNDER ITS LUSH DENSE RAINFOREST CANOPY, IN VAST TREE HOUSE VILLAGES (SIMILAR TO THE ONES BUILT BY THE EWOKS IN STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI) WE FIND THE DIMINUTIVE HUMANOIDS WITH HAIR OF WHITE AND SKIN OF ORANGE, KNOWN AS THE "OOMPA LOOMPAS". BUT I DIGRESS, WITH THE BUSINESS OF FINDING THE "OOMPA LOOMPAS" NOW ACHIEVED, WE MOVE TO THE TASK AT HAND... CASTRATION!!! THEY ARE QUICK, BUT EXTREMELY WEAK, AND SO THEY ARE EASY PICKINGS FOR LARGE PREDATORS THAT CONSIDER THEM TO BE MOST DELICIOUS.. .(EVEN IF RAW!!). ANYWAY , ONCE YOU HAVE GRABBED ONE , GIVE ITS HEAD A GOOD SWIFT (AND HARD!) "THWACKING!!!" USING YOUR SHILLELAGH, YOU MUST YELL "SHENANIGANS!" AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS AS YOU SWING YOUR SHILLELAGH HOWEVER...ITS NOT JUST TRADITION, BUT ITS PART OF THE RITUAL THAT PREVENTS THE "OOMPA LOOMPAS " FROM TURNING ON YOU WITH THEIR VERSION OF "FAY/ FAERIE MAGIC", AND PROTECTS YOU FROM CURSES, HEXES, JINXES, HOO DOOS AND VOODOOS , SPELLS, CHARMS, MALADYS, INCANTATIONS, TALISMANS, POSSESSIONS, HI-JINX, LO-JINX, POTIONS, HAUNTINGS, THE STEALING OF ONES LIFE ESSENCES, AND FINALLY (AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, MIND YOU), THE PROTECTION OF ONES SOUL FROM THE PREDATORY DENIZENS OF THE SHADOW REALMS, THE CHAOS REALMS, THE UNDERDARK, THE FAY-WILD, AND THE 9 LEVELS OF HELL. THIS IS THE SAME RITUAL USED BY THE DRUIDS AND ANCIENT CELTIC PEOPLES FROM IRELAND TO SCOTLAND, AND BRITTANY TO WALES, WHEN THEY WOULD TAKE OUT THEIR BEST SHILLELAGH'S (ANCIENT CLUBS, PERFECTLY POLISHED, WITH CLAN MARKINGS , ALL OWNERS NAMES PAST AND PRIOR , AND A NUMBER OF NOTCHES CUT ALONG ITS HANDLE WORKING ITS WAY UPWARDS IN A SLOW CIRCULAR UPWARDS CLIMB TOWARDS THE CLUBS HEAD POINT, THEN STARTING THE SLOW CIRCULAR DESCENT BACK DOWN, THE CYCLE IS NEVERENDING AS LONG AS MORE NOTCHES ARE ADDED WITH EVERY FAERIE SKULL 💀 GIVEN A PROPER BRUTAL "THWACKING!" WITH AN ANCIENT BLACK THORN SAILL ÉALAIGH (GAELIC SPELLING OF SHILLELAGH ) AND THE CRY OF "SIONNACHUIGHIM!!" (GAELIC SPELLING OF "SHENANIGANS!!", SO FINALLY WITH ALL THAT HISTORY BEHIND US, THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION CONCERNING THE APPROPRIATION OF "THOSE ORANGE BALLS" IS THUS... 🪤🧚🏼♂️🏑💫💥😵✌🏻✂️🗡🪓🪚😱🙊🙉🙈🫣😳🥱🤢🤮🔪🩸🩸🤏🏻🟠🟠🫴🏻🩸🤯🩸🫳🏻🟠🟠🩸👉🏻🪣😖😣😓🥶👍🏻👋🏻🤘🏻🍺🍻🍾🥃🫗☘️☘️🍀🍀 🇮🇪 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I HOPE THIS CONVOLUTED FEVER DREAM AND HALCYONIC EPISODE OF AN EXPLANATION ANSWERED YOUR QUERY CONCERNING THE ACQUISITION OF "LOOMPA TESTICULAR MATERIAL ". THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE . AS A REWARD FOR YOUR ATTENTIVE DISCIPLINE, I SHALL GIFT YOU WITH A BOON OF "FORBIDDEN INFORMATION " THAT IS KNOWN BY ONLY A SELECT FEW , AND DUE TO THE SECRETIVE PARANOID BEHAVIORS THAT BORDER BETWEEN PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE VERBAL ASSAULTS THAT CAN ESCALATE INTO FULL ON VIOLENT SOCIOPATHIC PHYSICAL BRUTALITY FUELED BY RAGE, OPIATES, AND AN UNSAFE LEVEL OF SUGAR LEVELS THAT WOULD KILL 9 LARGE HEALTHY MEN IN THEIR EARLY 30s. IT'S RUMORED THAT WONKA HAS CROSS BRED THE VARIOUS STRAINS OF THE CACAO PLANT, USING UNETHICAL STEM CELL RESEARCH AND CROSS POLLINATION TO CREATE A STRAIN OF COCA BEANS WHOSE PROPERTIES , ONCE PROCESSED DOWN INTO USABLE CHOCOLATE, CAN CAUSE THE TASTE TESTER TO ALMOST IMMEDIATELY START TO CONVULSE , FOAM AT THE MOUTH, AND HAVE "THE JITTERS" SO VIOLENT, THAT IN THEIR WAKE IS LEFT BROKEN JAWS FROM TEETH CLENCHING, NERVE DAMAGE FROM THE MUSCLE SPASMS , AND A COMPLETELY DESTROYED PITUITARY GLAND, BURNED OUT FROM A MASSIVE OVERSTIMULATION AND APOCALYPTIC PRODUCTION LEVELS OF SEROTONIN DUE TO CAFFEINE SPIKES AND CHOCOLATE BABKAS . WHAT IS LEFT IS NOTHING BUT A WRAITH SHADOW, A WALKING HUSK OF A THING THAT WAS ONCE A MAN... BUT IS NOW JUST A WHISPER...A BROKEN SHELL OF A PAPER CANDY WRAPPER. ALAS...HE HAS DONE THE THING I SAID I WOULD GIFT YOU THE KNOWLEDGE OF SO THAT YOU MAY BE PROTECTED.. EVERLASTING GOB STOPPERS AND RUNTS AND ALSO NERDS AND WONKA TAFFY....THEY ARE ALL MADE FROM THE RECYCLED ♻️ BODIES AND BONES OF THE DEAD OOMPA LOOMPAS!!! When a WORKER DIES, THEY ARE USUALLY FOUND NEXT TO WHATEVER THEY WERE DOING , AS MOST ARE CHAINED ⛓️ TO THEIR STATIONS AND HAVE A SMALL ALCOVE /CELL THEY SLEEP IN UNDER THE FLOOR THROUGH A TRAP DOOR. Everyday a new balloon book Patrol goes around with wheel barrels and they find any of their dead Brethren they've been take them down to the recycling center where they are all loaded into a hopper and from there they get turned into different infections and eaten by The World At Large. This is the knowledge that I have given you as a favor for listening to all of these insane ramblings you must have really been bored either that or I was! Lol you are awesome for getting this far have a great day man or woman you deserve it
@Szederp12 жыл бұрын
Megadeth!!! (well sort of)
@Woutor5613 жыл бұрын
if you want to experience real movement, try the Belgian foosball table, the jupiter goldstar
@TheCHRISintheMIX8 жыл бұрын
Now do it with itsf balls. Corke is like playing with training-wheels
@MBlumfeld13 жыл бұрын
Élmény lehet ezen védekezni...:D
@NFL4life9513 жыл бұрын
@CldHnds the music fucking did my head in lol... but nice skills
@TheGamersAccess13 жыл бұрын
funny how serious this is when its just a game, not even proper football
@gangdoor14 жыл бұрын
i suspect this is fast forward
@gamenerd2214 жыл бұрын
blue is germany
@sgsuck10913 жыл бұрын
wtf check 0:40
@thn19xx14 жыл бұрын
an cai'' giong'' j` ma` da'' ghe^ thjk. uo
@TheGamersAccess13 жыл бұрын
@joeheritage but its table football ...... ahhaha
@Patron2314515 жыл бұрын
Tornado table is better!!!!
@Scaar8113 жыл бұрын
man... the music quality really REALLY sucks
@parasitenno28787 жыл бұрын
Als du mir sagtest „Ich liebe dich“ fhlte ich mich wie ein Vogel, der dieses Glck den ganzen Tag von den Dchern zwitschern wollte, damit es jeder rt.