Best Tweets of All Time Tier List (with nickisnotgreen)

[@roramdin]

joint custody? i think i can smoke this thing by myself

[@elivandrisse]

Booooo

[@zatch9362]

joint smoke custody myself

[@mocapcow2933]

@@8or5ti we gotta start commenting this under every video now

[@riley2243]

@@mocapcow2933 i’ll join

[@palmerthompson9571]

omg i love your videos but i watched them all pls upload

[@Sam-xd8ml]

Nick is such a great guest. I stole all of his belongings and burned down his house while he was filming this. Keep up the great work guys!

[@DDub04]

Hey bud. I don’t know if you know this but that’s actually a CRIME (meaning it’s against the law). Just FYI, probably shouldn’t do that again.

[@mikeynobiggie3829]

@@DDub04 I made it not a crime anymore steal and set fire to whatever you want!

[@yashim08]

​@@DDub04 well, cant burn his house down twice, amirite fellas???

[@nickgaming8569]

apparently the FEDS (illegaly preventers) are currently on the way to your domain, and have and ARREST WARRANT out for yuo. Be Aware, buddy

[@robin1616]

I can smoke it myself

[@junglejin3096]

I love how sometimes when nick says something absurd, Graydon and Riley look around at the ppl behind the camera like 'do y'all have any idea what's going on' but they also look kinda proud

[@HIVEMINDTV]

thats exactly it tbh

[@treyebillups8602]

He could stand in for either graydon or riley and it would be just about as good as a regular episode

[@roundabout468]

@@treyebillups8602 that's cap

[@maxlimit9129]

"Y'all seein' this?"

[@imsotiredofthiscrap2341]

@@treyebillups8602 he could be in every episode. period.

[@HotStrange]

I had a meet and greet with Riley and Graydon at a cafe. One of them fed me wheat grass while the other held my cup of stew to wash it down. Very fun!

[@bertcompton]

happy to hear you’re eating stew, where a lot of people would be wearing bracelets 🤮

[@randomboiyo9102]

@@bertcompton thank you weed rick

[@adichatterjee]

shee

[@ManiacMonkeyPlayZ]

@@bertcompton was hoping for a reply like this

[@HotStrange]

@@bertcompton like my mom would always say “please for the love of god let me eat some stew, I need it to survive, I’m begging you” 🥰

[@jizardo3598]

Diggy - “animal cruelty never wins in my book” Also diggy 3 mins earlier - “I know the spot to kill a horse”

[@vjmcgovern]

reborted and plocked

[@theejackai]

You think horses are animals? Wouldnt be me

[@connorthedens7372]

@@theejackaiwhen God sings with his creations, will a *horse* not be part of his choir?

[@Shinxdemoncat]

A horse is a beast, not an animal

[@LukeTheSchoolBoy]

@@connorthedens7372 people say that bad singers sound like dying horses so as long as they're alive and well then yeah

[@oatmi1k_]

I love stoners bc they just say insane shit like “look up a compilation of the sounds tom from tom and jerry makes” with full sincerity

[@crimson2209]

so tru

[@courtneylila8383]

And I did

[@outmywritemind1739]

this comment is how i found out i am actually a stoner. 😿

[@Hamid-ve6zw]

I think Nick is in the same boat as Quadeca at this point, he could easily pass as an actual Hivemind member

[@Flamerunner451]

Not nearly enough felonies to be one of the crew imo

[@harlylarsen3065]

Hell no nick is annoying af

[@Qwertisi]

Honestly I think Quad meshes better with them BUT he’s had a lot more time to develop that chemistry so it’s too early to say for me

[@jaylenbrown8992]

Nö Jens not funny enugj

[@aezidoubleu]

He needs to Rack up a larger criminal record firsr

[@altervisi7748]

I need an entire breakdown of Chade's backstory on the hivemind Wikia stat

[@therealchade]

Fr

[@maruwapofilms815]

@@therealchade oh shit its chade

[@Baconlovesreddead]

@@therealchade 🙀

[@peevin7836]

im irls wit him he makes music

[@peevin7836]

also the thing about the 35 year old was not a joke he actually had sex with a 35 year old woman

[@khalewren2734]

Nick’s delivery on ”those horses are like beasts” is still incredible

[@gothichorrorthotcore8191]

The chemistry between these three is unbridled. They always have really great guests but there’s something special about Nick’s collabs with them lately

[@claws811]

there’s something special about this glock

[@duffal0]

I disagree tbh I thought it felt awkward

[@soupy55]

@@duffal0 ???

[@duffal0]

@@soupy55 middle dude was an odd duck to say the least, … :()

[@SpicyMapping]

unbridled like the horse (like beast) that won the 1990 kentucky derby

[@lunammoon8503]

in case you're wondering why a lot of Scottish tweets are like that, it's because they're not written in English, they're written in Scots, a language that is mutually intelligible with English in a simualr way to Dutch and German or Spanish and Portugese.

[@Qwertisi]

Great video guys, really enjoying the chemistry between you all! I’d also like to take this moment to reflect and be thankful that I was not involved in multiple (3+) counts of vehicular manslaughter off the shoulder of a highway in northern Pennsylvania on August 24th, 2003 around 3am, *at all.*

[@zacharywoloszynski4258]

must have been a close one

[@Qwertisi]

@@zacharywoloszynski4258 not at all. just trying to focus and be thankful 🙏

[@pinna1298]

uuuhmm... i think i was born inside of your car engine 🫣🤪

[@zacharywoloszynski4258]

@@Qwertisi Amen 🙏 🙏🙏🙏

[@Consey]

Oh thank God, you might have had to make an Apology video or something 🤮

[@dracomalofy4797]

I met Graydon at the back of a Wallmart the other day! He robbed me of all my belongings and proceeded to consume copious amounts of cocaine. Big fan of your videos 💯🙌🏾

[@renaekoehn307]

Real

[@Oatmilk345]

So wholesome ☺️

[@litttlepigboy]

what a beautifal comment thanks for sharing :)

[@iamsam6111]

So cute I love him

[@milesendebrock373]

I can’t remember if this came from Twitter originally or not, but the imagery of “With plastic being banned, Starbucks is running out of things to put drinks in. A year from now they're gonna scream my name and I'll have to drink my caramel iced latte straight from the barista's cupped hands while another employee strokes my head like a scared horse” will reside deep within in my mind forever

[@addy3520]

That’s definitely tumblr unfortunately

[@shrekpacito]

The objectively best tweet of all time is "We Pushin 🅿️eace #prayforUkraine" by the one and only Sergio Gunna Wunna Kitchens

[@karsit0owo892]

I still remember the time Rose tweeted the joint custody thing, I was so so high with my roommate and I laughed for like 10 straight minutes. What a time to be alive

[@Iron_Stigmata]

My top 3 favourite tweets of all time are, in order, 3. Ed Ball's "Ed Balls" tweet, 2. Lady Gaga's "we did it kids" and 1. Tyler the Creator's tweet about cyberbullying 💀

[@doctorduncan]

Just walk away from the screen 💀

[@Iron_Stigmata]

@@doctorduncan Was he WRONG 😭

[@particlejim]

Ed Balls is an all timer

[@aliviaolson234]

last time I saw my favorite people make a video together it was on a different website!! how cool to see you guys made it on to a platform for all ages!!

[@gingermclovin]

PAUSE

[@eshiadeserriere8913]

Hold up

[@Coolperson333]

link?

[@Coolperson333]

source?

[@Coolperson333]

where can i find this?

[@chupawup4517]

I haven't laughed like this in a while, actually wiping a tear away rn.

[@erroreden]

14:16 the “love you buddy” 🤝 “what” took me out

[@Rutabaga1532]

The funniest thing about the Adam Corolla Tweet is the time stamp 🤣 mans was just manically googling stats on stew and bracelet boys in the wee hours 💀

[@pokemonfanthings4444]

“any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie” I know it’s inspired by an old Facebook post, but it still gets me.

[@roxiejohn6155]

i love seeing nick on the channel branching out!! you guys bounce off each other so well and it’s really enjoyable to watch. i did not throw the body of your step brother michael wrapped in aluminum foil into lake michigan in 1992

[@integra8472]

“600,000 babies” deserved better that was the first time I had laughed out loud

[@sousvide1959]

When dignan explained the joke at 33:50 I literally started hyperventilating from laughter

[@rjgreer7561]

LMFAO SAME

[@erroreden]

God when Riley leaned forward and did the face I couldn’t stop laughing

[@Xirto_]

Damn quad secretly appearing in the background was quite a treat

[@loadedpainted7040]

i thought that sounded like him

[@DimiPetrevski]

Having a tweet from nick from the yard on a "best tweets tier list" is a controversial yet welcome opinion

[@samd9816]

Was looking for this comment

[@user__1312]

when does it come up?

[@user__1312]

found it at 9:35

[@user-gp6lq5mg9z]

god he's so effortlessly cool

[@orinblank2056]

"We don't do E over here. We used to and then we got serotonin syndrome, so..." That really blindsided me out of nowhere lmao. I can always appreciate a well executed drug joke

[@skylarrose4176]

love how Nick fits so seamlessly into your chemistry! absolutely crazy how you all managed to carry energy through an entire 40min video w a simple concept and visuals

[@luizpasquinelli947]

Loved the part when diggy and riley said "Sylvester Stallone!" at the same time and them proceed to say "We are really the Hivemind"

[@dash5573]

The baby seal thing deadass had me uncontrollably laughing for like 20 seconds idk when the last time that’s happened is, unbelievable, I’m very thankful, and I laughed more afterwards omfg

[@kait711]

shoutout to chade hope he’s doing well

[@therealchade]

I'm chillin

[@iamsam6111]

@@therealchade YOOOO

[@TheFunMonster]

Seeing the happiness in you eyes when you all collaborate reminds me of my friends that I did not kill with a sledgehammer on February 7, 1986. Love the great content!

[@michaelr8156]

Love to see Nick experimenting with different styles of jokes. Also, really nice to see Dylan and Riley go toe to toe with Nick. Top tier content. GreAt wok!

[@susanpeanut8589]

GreAT wok!

[@malcolmthecreator9009]

Can these three please make a joint channel, they work so well together

[@geckogeico2212]

I can smoke it myself

[@malcolmthecreator9009]

@@geckogeico2212 HOOOOOLY SHIT

[@joshjenkinsonmilne]

9:30 that tweet is by Nick from the podcast The Yard! There definitely haven't been three bodies in my yard as of late 2018!

[@ShaeKababy]

Incredible full circle moment today 🥳

[@lightningmcqueen2831]

wow a new hivemind video can’t wait to relive what happened in the back of the home depot at 3:28 am on Tuesday, March 30th 2004!!!!

[@governorsdead5341]

kachow

[@pico1499]

Real

[@Ash_GD]

this video really made me smile, unlike the 8 men who went missing in 1993 during the Dennys Incident in Charleston, SC, of which i was *NOT* involved in

[@itsdomtoo]

the random phone call was hilarious i want more of those

[@therealchade]

Thanks

[@connorvanhelsing4768]

@@therealchade whoa

[@mocapcow2933]

@@therealchade who are you!!!!

[@JustAPaperface]

​@@therealchadeholy shit

[@mile1155]

One time driving down the highway at 80 mph, i saw in my mirror Dignan running full sprint behind me. Caught up to the window and we had a full 15 minute conversation about the best burger we've ever had. Then Dignan took off down the highway. Pretty cool guy tbh.

[@Whodnl]

I can't wait will we get the series of Tweets made by Dignin about the dreams and aspirations he has

[@HotStrange]

very cool and good 👍🏻

[@jadeorigami3154]

love me some Dignin content

[@chet_awesomelad]

Nick works so well with Riley and Diggy, they're having so much fun. Please get this guy back for more episodes!

[@Slammeronethousand]

Three days ago I saw dignan sign flipping outside of a smoke shop on sunset boulevard and I went and said hello and today I woke up in my own bed covered in peanut butter with dig and signature tattooed on the soles of my feet and I don’t remember anything after locking eyes with him

[@faedec_music]

i love that I can search for "those horses are like beasts" and this is the first result

[@user-sg3xc7jl6y]

That was the goal

[@brookyybabe]

maybe i’m biased because both of y’all are my fav youtubers but this is one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen. pls have nick on more

[@JackGu17]

I was working out while watching this, y’all made me laugh and I dropped the barbell on myself. Y’all made me break a rib laughing, on jah

[@therealchade]

Is this Graydon?

[@HIVEMINDTV]

"i guess"

[@therealchade]

@@HIVEMINDTV love you guys thanks for having me will cohost anytime

[@evanbulloch6431]

@@therealchade little did you know it was actually Dignan and he just stole Graydon’s phone as a prank

[@therealchade]

@@evanbulloch6431 yeah I was very surprised to find out I had been bamboozled

[@Grumbler9000]

whenever the clip that they play at the beginning plays again in the actual video, i’m scared that the hive mind logo will appear again and and i will have hallucinated and entire hivemind video. speaking of hallucination, the northern vermont police hallucinated the fact that there were “multiple” witnesses to the supposedly “brutal” “death” of my close friends and “family” at the hand of my recently sharpened machete. great video as alway diggy, love the nick guy too! he really isn’t green.

[@Kaxxaa]

I could see diggy being a GeoGuessr player. He the kinda guy to look at a power pole and say yup that’s Kansas

[@benjamingerrard2213]

S tier

[@haysdixon6227]

so this is dignan here for real? not graydon? I’m so confused

[@lcgdabmaster6797]

if i saw a billboard of that 20th tweet i would definitely be like okay wow

[@tdsm99]

God i love this comment

[@bonesawbrother930]

I was actually just beginning a sixth month stay in a couple of adolescent psychiatric facilities around the time that that suicide hotline song came out, and everyone in both facilities sang it constantly. It was a bit of a meme in the teen psych ward circuit

[@i_hate_this_name4138]

rip to ur grandma but im different

[@shrekpacito]

Your next Best Tweets Tierlist has to feature some (often deleted) tweets by Terome, they're absolutely unhinged

[@Junoiscool]

One of the best videos I've ever watched. I was laughing the whole 41 minutes. haven't laughed this much since the incident on April 19th, 1962 (don't ask) ( 17 lawn mowers, one man, you get the idea)

[@optimistic.pessimist]

"will a turtle not be part of the choir?" is always my fave

[@DJDipstick]

oh my god please keep doing collabs with nick they are some of the best videos from you guys tbh

[@emmagibson4956]

my stomach is in legit pain because of how much i laughed at this, y’all are great!!

[@jml6263]

"Kanye would hate you guys :D" I had to put down my laptop and walk around my house for a bit after that one lmao

[@MatchaFroggg]

nick form the yard cameo at 9:40

[@c-chizzle42]

Nick just effortlessly fits in as a third member

[@madisonbache950]

ive watched this video a bunch of times and i just now realize that the action bronson tweet was from nick from the yard

[@gavinfederizo3125]

ONE OF THOSE TWEETS IS JUST A LOT MORE EFFORTLESSLY COOL THAN THE REST

[@maverickREAL]

Crazy how Holden Caulfield called during the Soulja Boy tweet

[@i.shuuya3231]

This is the first thing that has made cry of laughter in almost a year. Thank you guys :) glad to have discovered this channel because of nick

[@brionavoelker2696]

is no one gonna talk about the phone call😭

[@therealchade]

It's been discussed

[@thijnhogendoorn6598]

We should get an episode with only Nick and Quad, like eithout Riley and Diggy

[@theodorebagwell7807]

I can definitely say that Dignan was NOT in the car as my get away driver in the Infamous Chase Bank Heist on the 25th of May 2003. Nick was tho

[@th.nd.r]

Love Nick, love this series. Would love to see a Hivemind episode with Nick AND Quadeca

[@claws811]

i would love to see my children again

[@senorsac7927]

my mother calls me fatty mc fatterson, these tweets were funny! i love seeing nick on the show. my mother made me cry

[@slonismo]

My personal fave is "Just saw a guy vaccinate himself under an overpass"

[@kylierollings3666]

that E tier joke would’ve brought a smile to my face if i hadn’t rolled every weekend of 2019

[@kylierollings3666]

but fr serotonin syndrome is so painful and scary

[@insideoutghost]

9:40 shoutout nick he's so effortlessly cool

[@carterlearned8796]

That phone call is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year

[@udontknowme00]

9:30 i was not expecting to see nick falco envy in a hivemind video today

[@nevebee2389]

That “bron will never play with his dad” comment aged like SHIT (bronny is still not good, but now he does in fact play with his dad)

[@_beaniestarr]

the best tweet of all time is when hot pockets said u think ur life is hard try being stuffed with meat 24/7 and someone said Mmfghh and hot pockets said what?

[@ItsSteeny]

That Logic suicide hotline followed by Juicy J telling me to kill myself is one of many reasons I can't listen to Everybody lol

[@ajeagleson8464]

This video makes me so happy. Thank you hivemind for always keeping me happy and making me forget about the harrowing events of dignans creation and the massacre that followed in 500 BCE

[@itsdakun]

i think this might be my favorite hivemind episode of all time

[@seenitlikeditlovedit]

20:59 THIS MFKA NICK PREDICTED THE FUTURE 2024musicohmygoditsneverdropping

[@connormuise]

Huh?

[@natsinnett9751]

There’s a resident at my nursing home who claims to be Dababy’s biological father

[@idunaron]

please never stop making best tweets videos

[@Lep2005]

Nick from the yard having tweet being on the list is just crazy to me

[@blaineward4249]

Your guys energy together is literally perfect, you guys help me unwind after a long day of work, I’m totally not out all day following school busses trying to see where each kid gets dropped off at

[@Graysonistooswag]

this feels like they just finished a joint rotation and decided to rank tweets

[@void8656]

I rotated a joint a billion times

[@AlecDouglas]

"Those horses are like beasts" was funnier than any tweet in this video

[@tofino5186]

Tweet at 9:47 is made by Nick from the yard podcast lol

[@pessimisticdiabetic717]

Y’all’s combo of physical comedy is perfect

[@mattp5262]

9:41 The Yard Represent

[@pilzz03]

09:30 ayo the guy who tweeted that is just so effortlessly cool…

[@officaldungeons]

35:20 “… no fakes…” 👀👀

[@evilgirlfangs]

Quadeca explaining why the seal tweet was included is killing me

[@propername4830]

Grant

[@gargles5270]

@@propername4830im p sure quadeca is sitting behind the camera in this video, at least it really sounds like it /lh

[@nakamotorskrskrvroom8038]

15:22 what Riley said had me losing it, the timing and everything

[@RyBly2]

9:30 is referenced in The Yard (Falco's tweet)

[@GracieSanderson]

I just found this channel and I absolutely love them omg, about to be obsessed

[@honeygirlryn236]

Nicks laugh is adorable

[@cubemanishere7294]

30:44 favorite hivemind quote

[@enochlevi5504]

19:00 Funny thing is… he used “perturbing” correctly

[@marshalldowning1219]

The baby seal one was the hardest I’ve laughed in so long💀

[@EDMLyfe]

On god 😂

[@moments44]

nick reminds me of myself which gives me hope bc even though i ate a man last year and never got caught, i can still live a fulfilling life and hang out with ppl i like with a semi free conscious ❤️ love this trio!!

[@reyna6650]

i love how no one mentioned that the username to the person talking about their class pet is literally bigfatmoosepssy

[@Declan0Connor]

Dude nick from the yard’s tweet being on hivemind was a surprising merger of media for me

[@sadmermaid]

So effortlessly cool and funny