joint custody? i think i can smoke this thing by myself
@elivandrisse2 жыл бұрын
Booooo
@zatch93622 жыл бұрын
joint smoke custody myself
@mocapcow29332 жыл бұрын
@@8or5ti we gotta start commenting this under every video now
@riley22432 жыл бұрын
@@mocapcow2933 i’ll join
@palmerthompson95712 жыл бұрын
omg i love your videos but i watched them all pls upload
@Sam-xd8ml2 жыл бұрын
Nick is such a great guest. I stole all of his belongings and burned down his house while he was filming this. Keep up the great work guys!
@DDub042 жыл бұрын
Hey bud. I don’t know if you know this but that’s actually a CRIME (meaning it’s against the law). Just FYI, probably shouldn’t do that again.
@mikeynobiggie38292 жыл бұрын
@@DDub04 I made it not a crime anymore steal and set fire to whatever you want!
@yashim082 жыл бұрын
@@DDub04 well, cant burn his house down twice, amirite fellas???
@nickgaming85692 жыл бұрын
apparently the FEDS (illegaly preventers) are currently on the way to your domain, and have and ARREST WARRANT out for yuo. Be Aware, buddy
@robin16162 жыл бұрын
I can smoke it myself
@junglejin30962 жыл бұрын
I love how sometimes when nick says something absurd, Graydon and Riley look around at the ppl behind the camera like 'do y'all have any idea what's going on' but they also look kinda proud
@HIVEMINDTV2 жыл бұрын
thats exactly it tbh
@treyebillups86022 жыл бұрын
He could stand in for either graydon or riley and it would be just about as good as a regular episode
@roundabout4682 жыл бұрын
@@treyebillups8602 that's cap
@maxlimit91292 жыл бұрын
"Y'all seein' this?"
@imsotiredofthiscrap23412 жыл бұрын
@@treyebillups8602 he could be in every episode. period.
@HotStrange2 жыл бұрын
I had a meet and greet with Riley and Graydon at a cafe. One of them fed me wheat grass while the other held my cup of stew to wash it down. Very fun!
@bertcompton2 жыл бұрын
happy to hear you’re eating stew, where a lot of people would be wearing bracelets 🤮
@randomboiyo91022 жыл бұрын
@@bertcompton thank you weed rick
@adichatterjee2 жыл бұрын
shee
@ManiacMonkeyPlayZ2 жыл бұрын
@@bertcompton was hoping for a reply like this
@HotStrange2 жыл бұрын
@@bertcompton like my mom would always say “please for the love of god let me eat some stew, I need it to survive, I’m begging you” 🥰
@jizardo35982 жыл бұрын
Diggy - “animal cruelty never wins in my book” Also diggy 3 mins earlier - “I know the spot to kill a horse”
@vjmcgovern2 жыл бұрын
reborted and plocked
@theejackai2 жыл бұрын
You think horses are animals? Wouldnt be me
@connorthedens7372 Жыл бұрын
@@theejackaiwhen God sings with his creations, will a *horse* not be part of his choir?
@Shinxdemoncat10 ай бұрын
A horse is a beast, not an animal
@LukeTheSchoolBoy5 ай бұрын
@@connorthedens7372 people say that bad singers sound like dying horses so as long as they're alive and well then yeah
@oatmi1k_ Жыл бұрын
I love stoners bc they just say insane shit like “look up a compilation of the sounds tom from tom and jerry makes” with full sincerity
@crimson22097 ай бұрын
so tru
@courtneylila83835 ай бұрын
And I did
@outmywritemind17393 ай бұрын
this comment is how i found out i am actually a stoner. 😿
@Hamid-ve6zw2 жыл бұрын
I think Nick is in the same boat as Quadeca at this point, he could easily pass as an actual Hivemind member
@Flamerunner4512 жыл бұрын
Not nearly enough felonies to be one of the crew imo
@harlylarsen30652 жыл бұрын
Hell no nick is annoying af
@Qwertisi2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I think Quad meshes better with them BUT he’s had a lot more time to develop that chemistry so it’s too early to say for me
@jaylenbrown89922 жыл бұрын
Nö Jens not funny enugj
@aezidoubleu2 жыл бұрын
He needs to Rack up a larger criminal record firsr
@altervisi77482 жыл бұрын
I need an entire breakdown of Chade's backstory on the hivemind Wikia stat
@therealchade2 жыл бұрын
Fr
@maruwapofilms8152 жыл бұрын
@@therealchade oh shit its chade
@Baconlovesreddead Жыл бұрын
@@therealchade 🙀
@peevin7836 Жыл бұрын
im irls wit him he makes music
@peevin7836 Жыл бұрын
also the thing about the 35 year old was not a joke he actually had sex with a 35 year old woman
@khalewren2734 Жыл бұрын
Nick’s delivery on ”those horses are like beasts” is still incredible
@gothichorrorthotcore81912 жыл бұрын
The chemistry between these three is unbridled. They always have really great guests but there’s something special about Nick’s collabs with them lately
@claws8112 жыл бұрын
there’s something special about this glock
@duffal0 Жыл бұрын
I disagree tbh I thought it felt awkward
@soupy55 Жыл бұрын
@@duffal0 ???
@duffal0 Жыл бұрын
@@soupy55 middle dude was an odd duck to say the least, … :()
@SpicyMapping11 ай бұрын
unbridled like the horse (like beast) that won the 1990 kentucky derby
@lunammoon85032 жыл бұрын
in case you're wondering why a lot of Scottish tweets are like that, it's because they're not written in English, they're written in Scots, a language that is mutually intelligible with English in a simualr way to Dutch and German or Spanish and Portugese.
@Qwertisi2 жыл бұрын
Great video guys, really enjoying the chemistry between you all! I’d also like to take this moment to reflect and be thankful that I was not involved in multiple (3+) counts of vehicular manslaughter off the shoulder of a highway in northern Pennsylvania on August 24th, 2003 around 3am, *at all.*
@zacharywoloszynski42582 жыл бұрын
must have been a close one
@Qwertisi2 жыл бұрын
@@zacharywoloszynski4258 not at all. just trying to focus and be thankful 🙏
@pinna12982 жыл бұрын
uuuhmm... i think i was born inside of your car engine 🫣🤪
@zacharywoloszynski42582 жыл бұрын
@@Qwertisi Amen 🙏 🙏🙏🙏
@Consey2 жыл бұрын
Oh thank God, you might have had to make an Apology video or something 🤮
@dracomalofy47972 жыл бұрын
I met Graydon at the back of a Wallmart the other day! He robbed me of all my belongings and proceeded to consume copious amounts of cocaine. Big fan of your videos 💯🙌🏾
@renaekoehn3072 жыл бұрын
Real
@Oatmilk3452 жыл бұрын
So wholesome ☺️
@litttlepigboy2 жыл бұрын
what a beautifal comment thanks for sharing :)
@iamsam61112 жыл бұрын
So cute I love him
@milesendebrock3732 жыл бұрын
I can’t remember if this came from Twitter originally or not, but the imagery of “With plastic being banned, Starbucks is running out of things to put drinks in. A year from now they're gonna scream my name and I'll have to drink my caramel iced latte straight from the barista's cupped hands while another employee strokes my head like a scared horse” will reside deep within in my mind forever
@addy35202 жыл бұрын
That’s definitely tumblr unfortunately
@shrekpacito2 жыл бұрын
The objectively best tweet of all time is "We Pushin 🅿️eace #prayforUkraine" by the one and only Sergio Gunna Wunna Kitchens
@karsit0owo8922 жыл бұрын
I still remember the time Rose tweeted the joint custody thing, I was so so high with my roommate and I laughed for like 10 straight minutes. What a time to be alive
@Iron_Stigmata2 жыл бұрын
My top 3 favourite tweets of all time are, in order, 3. Ed Ball's "Ed Balls" tweet, 2. Lady Gaga's "we did it kids" and 1. Tyler the Creator's tweet about cyberbullying 💀
@doctorduncan11 ай бұрын
Just walk away from the screen 💀
@Iron_Stigmata11 ай бұрын
@@doctorduncan Was he WRONG 😭
@particlejim9 ай бұрын
Ed Balls is an all timer
@aliviaolson2342 жыл бұрын
last time I saw my favorite people make a video together it was on a different website!! how cool to see you guys made it on to a platform for all ages!!
@gingermclovin2 жыл бұрын
PAUSE
@eshiadeserriere89132 жыл бұрын
Hold up
@Coolperson3332 жыл бұрын
link?
@Coolperson3332 жыл бұрын
source?
@Coolperson3332 жыл бұрын
where can i find this?
@chupawup45172 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed like this in a while, actually wiping a tear away rn.
@erroreden2 жыл бұрын
14:16 the “love you buddy” 🤝 “what” took me out
@Rutabaga1532 Жыл бұрын
The funniest thing about the Adam Corolla Tweet is the time stamp 🤣 mans was just manically googling stats on stew and bracelet boys in the wee hours 💀
@pokemonfanthings4444 Жыл бұрын
“any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie” I know it’s inspired by an old Facebook post, but it still gets me.
@roxiejohn61552 жыл бұрын
i love seeing nick on the channel branching out!! you guys bounce off each other so well and it’s really enjoyable to watch. i did not throw the body of your step brother michael wrapped in aluminum foil into lake michigan in 1992
@integra8472 Жыл бұрын
“600,000 babies” deserved better that was the first time I had laughed out loud
@sousvide19592 жыл бұрын
When dignan explained the joke at 33:50 I literally started hyperventilating from laughter
@rjgreer75612 жыл бұрын
LMFAO SAME
@erroreden2 жыл бұрын
God when Riley leaned forward and did the face I couldn’t stop laughing
@Xirto_2 жыл бұрын
Damn quad secretly appearing in the background was quite a treat
@loadedpainted70402 жыл бұрын
i thought that sounded like him
@DimiPetrevski2 жыл бұрын
Having a tweet from nick from the yard on a "best tweets tier list" is a controversial yet welcome opinion
@samd98162 жыл бұрын
Was looking for this comment
@user__13122 жыл бұрын
when does it come up?
@user__13122 жыл бұрын
found it at 9:35
@user-gp6lq5mg9z2 жыл бұрын
god he's so effortlessly cool
@orinblank2056 Жыл бұрын
"We don't do E over here. We used to and then we got serotonin syndrome, so..." That really blindsided me out of nowhere lmao. I can always appreciate a well executed drug joke
@skylarrose41762 жыл бұрын
love how Nick fits so seamlessly into your chemistry! absolutely crazy how you all managed to carry energy through an entire 40min video w a simple concept and visuals
@luizpasquinelli9472 жыл бұрын
Loved the part when diggy and riley said "Sylvester Stallone!" at the same time and them proceed to say "We are really the Hivemind"
@dash5573 Жыл бұрын
The baby seal thing deadass had me uncontrollably laughing for like 20 seconds idk when the last time that’s happened is, unbelievable, I’m very thankful, and I laughed more afterwards omfg
@kait7112 жыл бұрын
shoutout to chade hope he’s doing well
@therealchade2 жыл бұрын
I'm chillin
@iamsam61112 жыл бұрын
@@therealchade YOOOO
@TheFunMonster2 жыл бұрын
Seeing the happiness in you eyes when you all collaborate reminds me of my friends that I did not kill with a sledgehammer on February 7, 1986. Love the great content!
@michaelr81562 жыл бұрын
Love to see Nick experimenting with different styles of jokes. Also, really nice to see Dylan and Riley go toe to toe with Nick. Top tier content. GreAt wok!
@susanpeanut85892 жыл бұрын
GreAT wok!
@malcolmthecreator90092 жыл бұрын
Can these three please make a joint channel, they work so well together
@geckogeico22122 жыл бұрын
I can smoke it myself
@malcolmthecreator90092 жыл бұрын
@@geckogeico2212 HOOOOOLY SHIT
@joshjenkinsonmilne2 жыл бұрын
9:30 that tweet is by Nick from the podcast The Yard! There definitely haven't been three bodies in my yard as of late 2018!
@ShaeKababy19 күн бұрын
Incredible full circle moment today 🥳
@lightningmcqueen28312 жыл бұрын
wow a new hivemind video can’t wait to relive what happened in the back of the home depot at 3:28 am on Tuesday, March 30th 2004!!!!
@governorsdead53412 жыл бұрын
kachow
@pico14992 жыл бұрын
Real
@Ash_GD2 жыл бұрын
this video really made me smile, unlike the 8 men who went missing in 1993 during the Dennys Incident in Charleston, SC, of which i was *NOT* involved in
@itsdomtoo2 жыл бұрын
the random phone call was hilarious i want more of those
@therealchade2 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@connorvanhelsing47682 жыл бұрын
@@therealchade whoa
@mocapcow29332 жыл бұрын
@@therealchade who are you!!!!
@JustAPaperface18 күн бұрын
@@therealchadeholy shit
@mile11552 жыл бұрын
One time driving down the highway at 80 mph, i saw in my mirror Dignan running full sprint behind me. Caught up to the window and we had a full 15 minute conversation about the best burger we've ever had. Then Dignan took off down the highway. Pretty cool guy tbh.
@Whodnl2 жыл бұрын
I can't wait will we get the series of Tweets made by Dignin about the dreams and aspirations he has
@HotStrange2 жыл бұрын
very cool and good 👍🏻
@jadeorigami31542 жыл бұрын
love me some Dignin content
@chet_awesomelad2 жыл бұрын
Nick works so well with Riley and Diggy, they're having so much fun. Please get this guy back for more episodes!
@Slammeronethousand2 жыл бұрын
Three days ago I saw dignan sign flipping outside of a smoke shop on sunset boulevard and I went and said hello and today I woke up in my own bed covered in peanut butter with dig and signature tattooed on the soles of my feet and I don’t remember anything after locking eyes with him
@faedec_music8 ай бұрын
i love that I can search for "those horses are like beasts" and this is the first result
@user-sg3xc7jl6y6 ай бұрын
That was the goal
@brookyybabe2 жыл бұрын
maybe i’m biased because both of y’all are my fav youtubers but this is one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen. pls have nick on more
@JackGu172 жыл бұрын
I was working out while watching this, y’all made me laugh and I dropped the barbell on myself. Y’all made me break a rib laughing, on jah
@therealchade2 жыл бұрын
Is this Graydon?
@HIVEMINDTV2 жыл бұрын
"i guess"
@therealchade2 жыл бұрын
@@HIVEMINDTV love you guys thanks for having me will cohost anytime
@evanbulloch64312 жыл бұрын
@@therealchade little did you know it was actually Dignan and he just stole Graydon’s phone as a prank
@therealchade2 жыл бұрын
@@evanbulloch6431 yeah I was very surprised to find out I had been bamboozled
@Grumbler9000 Жыл бұрын
whenever the clip that they play at the beginning plays again in the actual video, i’m scared that the hive mind logo will appear again and and i will have hallucinated and entire hivemind video. speaking of hallucination, the northern vermont police hallucinated the fact that there were “multiple” witnesses to the supposedly “brutal” “death” of my close friends and “family” at the hand of my recently sharpened machete. great video as alway diggy, love the nick guy too! he really isn’t green.
@Kaxxaa2 жыл бұрын
I could see diggy being a GeoGuessr player. He the kinda guy to look at a power pole and say yup that’s Kansas
@benjamingerrard22132 жыл бұрын
S tier
@haysdixon62275 ай бұрын
so this is dignan here for real? not graydon? I’m so confused
@lcgdabmaster67972 жыл бұрын
if i saw a billboard of that 20th tweet i would definitely be like okay wow
@tdsm992 жыл бұрын
God i love this comment
@bonesawbrother930 Жыл бұрын
I was actually just beginning a sixth month stay in a couple of adolescent psychiatric facilities around the time that that suicide hotline song came out, and everyone in both facilities sang it constantly. It was a bit of a meme in the teen psych ward circuit
@i_hate_this_name4138 Жыл бұрын
rip to ur grandma but im different
@shrekpacito2 жыл бұрын
Your next Best Tweets Tierlist has to feature some (often deleted) tweets by Terome, they're absolutely unhinged
@Junoiscool2 жыл бұрын
One of the best videos I've ever watched. I was laughing the whole 41 minutes. haven't laughed this much since the incident on April 19th, 1962 (don't ask) ( 17 lawn mowers, one man, you get the idea)
@optimistic.pessimist9 ай бұрын
"will a turtle not be part of the choir?" is always my fave
@DJDipstick2 жыл бұрын
oh my god please keep doing collabs with nick they are some of the best videos from you guys tbh
@emmagibson49562 жыл бұрын
my stomach is in legit pain because of how much i laughed at this, y’all are great!!
@jml62632 жыл бұрын
"Kanye would hate you guys :D" I had to put down my laptop and walk around my house for a bit after that one lmao
@MatchaFroggg Жыл бұрын
nick form the yard cameo at 9:40
@c-chizzle422 жыл бұрын
Nick just effortlessly fits in as a third member
@madisonbache950 Жыл бұрын
ive watched this video a bunch of times and i just now realize that the action bronson tweet was from nick from the yard
@gavinfederizo3125 Жыл бұрын
ONE OF THOSE TWEETS IS JUST A LOT MORE EFFORTLESSLY COOL THAN THE REST
@maverickREAL2 жыл бұрын
Crazy how Holden Caulfield called during the Soulja Boy tweet
@i.shuuya3231 Жыл бұрын
This is the first thing that has made cry of laughter in almost a year. Thank you guys :) glad to have discovered this channel because of nick
@brionavoelker2696 Жыл бұрын
is no one gonna talk about the phone call😭
@therealchade8 ай бұрын
It's been discussed
@thijnhogendoorn65982 жыл бұрын
We should get an episode with only Nick and Quad, like eithout Riley and Diggy
@theodorebagwell78072 жыл бұрын
I can definitely say that Dignan was NOT in the car as my get away driver in the Infamous Chase Bank Heist on the 25th of May 2003. Nick was tho
@th.nd.r2 жыл бұрын
Love Nick, love this series. Would love to see a Hivemind episode with Nick AND Quadeca
@claws8112 жыл бұрын
i would love to see my children again
@senorsac79272 жыл бұрын
my mother calls me fatty mc fatterson, these tweets were funny! i love seeing nick on the show. my mother made me cry
@slonismo2 жыл бұрын
My personal fave is "Just saw a guy vaccinate himself under an overpass"
@kylierollings3666 Жыл бұрын
that E tier joke would’ve brought a smile to my face if i hadn’t rolled every weekend of 2019
@kylierollings3666 Жыл бұрын
but fr serotonin syndrome is so painful and scary
@insideoutghost2 жыл бұрын
9:40 shoutout nick he's so effortlessly cool
@carterlearned87962 жыл бұрын
That phone call is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year
@udontknowme00 Жыл бұрын
9:30 i was not expecting to see nick falco envy in a hivemind video today
@nevebee23892 ай бұрын
That “bron will never play with his dad” comment aged like SHIT (bronny is still not good, but now he does in fact play with his dad)
@_beaniestarr2 жыл бұрын
the best tweet of all time is when hot pockets said u think ur life is hard try being stuffed with meat 24/7 and someone said Mmfghh and hot pockets said what?
@ItsSteeny Жыл бұрын
That Logic suicide hotline followed by Juicy J telling me to kill myself is one of many reasons I can't listen to Everybody lol
@ajeagleson84642 жыл бұрын
This video makes me so happy. Thank you hivemind for always keeping me happy and making me forget about the harrowing events of dignans creation and the massacre that followed in 500 BCE
@itsdakun2 жыл бұрын
i think this might be my favorite hivemind episode of all time
@seenitlikeditlovedit3 ай бұрын
20:59 THIS MFKA NICK PREDICTED THE FUTURE 2024musicohmygoditsneverdropping
@connormuiseАй бұрын
Huh?
@natsinnett97512 жыл бұрын
There’s a resident at my nursing home who claims to be Dababy’s biological father
@idunaron2 жыл бұрын
please never stop making best tweets videos
@Lep2005 Жыл бұрын
Nick from the yard having tweet being on the list is just crazy to me
@blaineward42492 жыл бұрын
Your guys energy together is literally perfect, you guys help me unwind after a long day of work, I’m totally not out all day following school busses trying to see where each kid gets dropped off at
@Graysonistooswag Жыл бұрын
this feels like they just finished a joint rotation and decided to rank tweets
@void865610 ай бұрын
I rotated a joint a billion times
@AlecDouglas9 ай бұрын
"Those horses are like beasts" was funnier than any tweet in this video
@tofino5186 Жыл бұрын
Tweet at 9:47 is made by Nick from the yard podcast lol
@pessimisticdiabetic717 Жыл бұрын
Y’all’s combo of physical comedy is perfect
@mattp52622 жыл бұрын
9:41 The Yard Represent
@pilzz03 Жыл бұрын
09:30 ayo the guy who tweeted that is just so effortlessly cool…
@officaldungeons Жыл бұрын
35:20 “… no fakes…” 👀👀
@evilgirlfangs Жыл бұрын
Quadeca explaining why the seal tweet was included is killing me
@propername4830 Жыл бұрын
Grant
@gargles5270 Жыл бұрын
@@propername4830im p sure quadeca is sitting behind the camera in this video, at least it really sounds like it /lh
@nakamotorskrskrvroom8038 Жыл бұрын
15:22 what Riley said had me losing it, the timing and everything
@RyBly214 күн бұрын
9:30 is referenced in The Yard (Falco's tweet)
@GracieSanderson11 ай бұрын
I just found this channel and I absolutely love them omg, about to be obsessed
@honeygirlryn2362 жыл бұрын
Nicks laugh is adorable
@cubemanishere7294 Жыл бұрын
30:44 favorite hivemind quote
@enochlevi55042 жыл бұрын
19:00 Funny thing is… he used “perturbing” correctly
@marshalldowning12192 жыл бұрын
The baby seal one was the hardest I’ve laughed in so long💀
@EDMLyfe2 жыл бұрын
On god 😂
@moments442 жыл бұрын
nick reminds me of myself which gives me hope bc even though i ate a man last year and never got caught, i can still live a fulfilling life and hang out with ppl i like with a semi free conscious ❤️ love this trio!!
@reyna66502 жыл бұрын
i love how no one mentioned that the username to the person talking about their class pet is literally bigfatmoosepssy
@Declan0Connor2 жыл бұрын
Dude nick from the yard’s tweet being on hivemind was a surprising merger of media for me