BEST TWEETS OF THE WEEK | ShxtsNGigs Podcast

[@OctoberTm1]

(Deep voice) " Sir sir stop the joke " Got me rolling

[@mikeplayz355]

FAXXX

[@tracypeebles9362]

He said he would jump in for crispy monsters 😂😂😂

[@wandileqamata]

New flavours 😂🤣

[@babifacedcutie09]

The visual of James jumping into the van for monster has me WEAK 😂😂😂

[@Lisakhanya__]

The smile Fuhad had when he said, "The nyash was nyashing," the flashbacks got him 😭😭😭

[@khomotsomashego7473]

aaaand that was 10 years ago Fam! 🔥😅🔥the flashback haaaaaaad him fr!

[@ntandobaardman1368]

I’m fuhad 10 years ago. Grew into my face, body and ect. Hit the gym and the baddies on campus are feeling it. Too much power for my own good😂

[@fti1228]

The Nigerian in him came alive in that moment 😂😂😂😂

[@XinyuBerlin-g6m]

The fact that I read this while he said it

[@Thomas-qi9ix]

As a firefighter, I DEFINITELY co sign the tweet about no songs called F the fire dept. 😂 People are generally relieved when they see us

[@CuidightheachODuinn]

Remember those firefighters that kept turning up murdered by that same group? Nah, y'all fodder too.

[@natashaishimwe4623]

The MLk one was a violationnnnnn. I know the whole class laughed

[@goldhorizon2965]

Crazy because there actually a racing organization named NASA (National Auto Sport Association) 🤣

[@moniquegaines5731]

If I was the teacher I’d just leave 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheTrii1]

No seriously.

[@nadiacalembe1546]

​@@moniquegaines5731 and go laugh outside 😂😂😂😂😂

[@donkojinho6567]

​@@goldhorizon2965I think they meant NASCAR especially as it sounds American

[@shar0009]

Literally held my chest cos it hurt from laughing so hard at the scenario of james getting kidnapped for monster. "Sir stop the joke" that really took me over the edge

[@airiescap82]

Fuhad realizing he'd never see James again immediately has me rolling🤣

[@Brun-s7o]

Realising*

[@airiescap82]

@@Brun-s7o realizing is predominantly used in American English realising is used by British…I’m American but thanks for the lesson.😉

[@alexanderberyl402]

@@Brun-s7o Smh, embarrassing 😒

[@Danversdiary]

"When I'm hungry nothing is funny and everyone is ugly" bro... if this isn't me i don't know what is, all my friends are scared of me when I'm hungry

[@faithsibanda403]

😂😂

[@damianoabbina9967]

I'm telling you, hunger will make me do ANYTHING! Last time I was hungry one of the most peng girls I've seen approached me and started chatting to me (she even asked for my IG and allat), I just answered and walked out on her as soon as I had the opportunity. It's 6.30 pm, it's my first meal of the day AND SHE WAS NOT GETTING IN MY WAY!🤣🤣

[@muhammadneezam8568]

james was gasping for air on the TikTok part😂😂

[@A_T_E_R_R_Y]

Literally had me giggling the🤣

[@bee-pw2co]

The way they said "SIR" Reminds me of the reacts video with the guy in prison saying "GUARD"🤣🤣

[@typhanymatthews]

Yesss, I was thinking the samething

[@6864ful]

I was jusabout to write about it, then i saw your comment. but that was maad funny

[@Insomnia_Central_]

Hahadavis 😂😂😂

[@Only_Xian]

😂😂 Someone Please remind me which episode that was, I need to re-watch it.

[@IhgasikihS]

😂😂😂

[@brittbrattsmilesalot]

The fact that I didn’t get any red flags to the fact they walked up to a stranges car to see a puppy is wild.. I would have got got too 😂😂😂 I was thinking why didn’t they get the puppy 😂😂

[@VashtiPerry]

Yes because why are puppies in a car.

[@foodandvibes4251]

The Nyash part reminded me Fuhad is Nigerian too hahaha. He said it with chest🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fti1228]

I'm telling you Fam😂

[@2cents996]

What is Nyash?

[@foodandvibes4251]

@@2cents996 someone's Butt

[@theajoestar]

@@2cents996bum

[@schoolvoicega]

​@@2cents996 ass

[@jackiewelch85]

James needs to get Monster as a sponsor lol

[@DavidJones-ym7zr]

James needs monster sponsorship, fuhad needs a snikers sponsorship, coz he ain't him when he's hungry!

[@jackiewelch85]

@@DavidJones-ym7zr 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kkelseym]

Cats. Cats would get me near/in a strangers car. If I hear a cute lil ‘’meow” I’m sitting up like a meerkat trying to figure out where the sound came from and I’m going towards it 🤣

[@bighomieJ5X]

James u just told the world how to get yo booty 😂😂😂😂 (new monster flavors)

[@letitiatsunami3749]

I like how Fuhad wanted to save James. "I can buy you that, bro." But Fuhad, the dude had those new "not yet in circulation" flavors. Just say goodbye to James. Just say BYE. 🤣😂🤣😂

[@kaaya..]

James be setting scenarios😂

[@zachbooze8553]

Worst part about the NASA thing is there actually is a NASA for racing cars “National Auto Sport Association” and it’s huge 😂

[@EspeciallyFree]

That’s hilarious!!!😂😂😂😂

[@JazzyJae88]

That makes it even funnier 😂

[@maxdawson3011]

Bro James would be in that van like "GUARDS!!!,GUARDS!!!! "

[@dmblake4]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sunnni_]

Fuhad got alittle too excited when talking about the tik tok girlies twerking in their pajamas 😂😂😂😂. Nyash be nyashingg 😂

[@kohtan13kumi]

The puppy line would work on me for sure!

[@Soundfamiliaruk]

Yeah that one about “you miss this extra slip, gorilla grip” mmmm that one got me 😅

[@karlagonzalvez4703]

Right!? Lolll I'm trying to remember that line! It was pure gold 🤣

[@pn4639]

You boys are off the chart..... New to the channel but can't stop watching old stuff.... James's story about his journey from Mannie to London from time ago was so funny.... on his own in his car having a dance battle with Mandem and then thinking how he could wind on a man if he was a girl " this was from time ago"

[@AbdulRahman-cw2se]

what ep was that

[@ankerriajohnson8237]

Needed a pick me up today after losing a family member. You guys are hilarious and I love your content so much

[@pinksugar8569]

James is actually the funniest. He’s got jokes for days nd his laugh is infectious.

[@Tsuntsu86]

Ngl best channel for banter I’ve ever found 😂keep it up fellas 💪👌

[@tolunimibamigbade8143]

I hope Fuhad writes this down and kidnaps Jimmy using this monster truck thing for his bachelor party years from now. He should stitch this clip and do the fast forward effect before the best bach eve ever. Jimmy's given up but the van opens up to a all y'all boys, a new fit at a Monster themed strip club, full on boys night outt! Then a laid back spa day to wrap it up. I can just picture the joy on James face and the satisfied one on Fuhad's face.

[@Dabomatay]

That WAP poem 😍😍😍

[@glendatigirigi5743]

I'd love to see y'all reading some of that girl math boy math stuff

[@rethabilemmonegi5747]

Fuhad saying "Yooohhhh!" Ended me😭😭😭

[@veterankid179]

" take me back!!!, I miss you- 😂😂😂😂. Bro want that gorilla grip

[@Vampcamp993]

The drake ticket tweet is crazy 😂😂😂

[@HaughtyHedonist]

James Be Careful With Monster Drinks, It's Not Good For Your Heart Over Time

[@lucillejuliusdevos8839]

The way you guys act out situations, I’m there with you. 😂❤😂

[@everythingdana9322]

Yes I have very bad hangry moments too. I'm so nice people who know me just ask, "Did you eat today?" As soon as I eat something I'm such a pleasant person again.

[@touchtherapy4kidz]

The Ted Bundy comment sent me. I love puppies 🐶

[@mikzey1083]

MLK insults is deeper than I was expecting on a sunday night haha

[@heymay2242]

REM is a beautiful man.

[@juangarcia2007]

James: thats disgusting! Thats YUUUUUCKY!! 🤣🤣😂😂💀

[@devrenwashington9908]

The fire department bombed a Black neighborhood in Philadelphia back in the day. An entire city block burned down. So there’s that

[@kallianz]

Man said Dr. King didn't die for y'all.

[@literallly.]

5:20 he said the nuance of the bounce 😂😂

[@JazzyJae88]

Yoooooooo. That MLK one got me. My whole chest hurts from laughing. 😂

[@reecemartin2036]

Rem de la creme

[@heinrichnewat4736]

"Those pores are open" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Unidentified-Mineral]

Lmao James being lured by Monster drinks

[@breannajones2567]

That MLK tweet was EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!

[@simplyveex4628]

I’ve been saying this for a second I need them to do a girl math vs Boy math episode cause girls really got mad out here and we came back with him😂😂😂😂

[@amandawc23]

Binge watch y'all every day ❤

[@jacklinekendikinoti]

Not "monsters chilling in the back"😅😅😅

[@heinrichnewat4736]

That last one, the insult sent me. 🤣

[@mikaeletakau9666]

James mouth when Fuhad mentioned seasoned salt 😂

[@wonderingkai922]

This how James gets got by trucker dave

[@katlegomotshoene8605]

😂😂😂😂😂😂”He said he has monsters chilling in the back”

[@richanderson7371]

The pores was wide open!!!! LMAOOOOO

[@melxmari]

“I just said I miss you, TAKE ME BACK!!” 😂😂 ugh I love james😂😂

[@OrangeMoonGoddess]

I was hoping they would read boy math tweets? #FAAAACCCTTTSSS 😂

[@ritch9786]

James always dying bro 😭😭😭

[@eunkwangsthirdfoot6865]

"nuance of bounce" is sending me

[@jitsute]

The whimper in "Oh My God" for the pajamas ting, I felt that brudda.

[@SindisiweNtokozo]

"nutted in...seconds smh I said no you not ready for this", this the one James is talking about, I remember it😅

[@thevanicant5364]

*SIR!* 😂😂😂

[@5pydieman]

That puppy would've been the death of me 🤣🤣🤣

[@queenla227]

Not for Monsters lol 😂 and SEASONING SALT?! 🤢Naw… that’s one of the few things that needs to be bland 😂

[@skyy_raider8994]

Those pjs with the red and black checkered pattern+crop top+ glasses makes me weak😭😭😭

[@lailaaaaahhhh]

6:07 the sound james made 😭

[@AngelHayes-u9j]

The facts that you both are funny and fine ❤

[@roadhog29389]

To be fair to that last one, There is a motorsport governing body in the US called NASA. I highly doubt it would come up in school, But it does exist

[@jasmith1328]

"A nuance of bounce" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO😭

[@brandonsardari4524]

Yo the pyjama bottoms crop top was a weakness I didn’t know I had

[@GREGG2099]

James: You know what makes me WEAK?? Me: Crispy new Monsters?

[@jrunnels04]

The job one 😂 When you too bogged down with reality that you ain’t got time to dream 😅

[@heyitsshay6058]

You two make me day, month and year! God bless you 🙏🏾 ❤️

[@JacketedHP90]

CAUSE THOSE PORES ARE OPEN☠️☠️☠️

[@barbellbre]

Def did the first tweet before, but it’s all good 😂😂

[@Aminah_11.11]

MLK had a dream and you’re not it!?!? You’re a nightmare? That’s a crazy violation 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kenadapope1420]

Then I'd be double pissed when I realized there's actually no Monster

[@eric_nizig15]

“OHHH MY GOD”🫠🫠 My ribs are aching 🤣🤣🤣 5:00

[@charlotted3432]

How many people are gonna meet James and try and lure him into a van 😂

[@kevinabuuh4570]

This Chanel d best for my mental health

[@nasheadeleon8274]

Mad love from NC ❤

[@dreamertv6314]

Bro these guys have me dyingggggggggggg

[@UrFavoriteRageBaiter]

Crop top and baggy pajama is literally the craziest shit I need it right in front of me

[@TexasDad765]

That last one though😂😂😂😂

[@AdrienneAJ]

7:10 that’s a reminder. Not an invitation ! Lol.

[@miarichardson1511]

COLDESTT DUOOO

[@toniwels8195]

The Pours are Open!🤣🤣🤣

[@red515ify]

I’m African American 🇺🇸 woman I love how they say swear, jokes lol but if I wear dating them I couldn’t take them serious in an argument 😂

[@Brun-s7o]

As a non Brit/non murican, ‘yall’ mfs sound more goofy lmao

[@thecosmicchild8947]

⁠​⁠@@Brun-s7oShe said “I love how they say” & you reply with “Y’all sound more goofy”🥴Where did that even come from? Also innit & bruv sounds dumb AF, so Y’ALL can’t talk😂

[@ExoticAfrican6]

6:09 YUUUUCKIE

[@JellyBean0776]

The police do their job, people just seem to think they know what their job is.

[@joegurbis3786]

I’m ngl to you man the amount of times I’ve seen the top row of yall teeth when you man have laughed I could’ve made a good grill for yall by now

[@allanaruthweekes5543]

Y'all da best frfr. I will be a CB forever ❤

[@bigsippy-]

Why am i only just noticing the Rem Del La Creme name stand😂😂😂😂

[@stormygirl1989]

Man could be lead to free 10mm sockets

[@TristianWrites]

Dude is not wrong about nasa being car racing. It’s national auto sport association.

[@goldhorizon2965]

Im glad someone else noticed lmaoo

[@juancamacho8736]

Read your sentence back, fix it, and thank me later.

[@TristianWrites]

@@juancamacho8736 appreciate that

[@bcray2548]

The Drake one, I might slap someone because what you mean? Also puppies are better than sweets as a trap. I would fall for it too.

[@chaima6859]

Well Ted Bundy would’ve loved my dumb ass too cause there was this time, when i was 17 years in high school and i was just leaving my private course to find my ex boyfriend who i blocked on everything waiting for me outside, we ended up making a scene in public and on my way home while I’m crying and wondering why shit keeps happening to me, a guy who looked like 20 something or more approached me and then asked me to participate in a fanta taste survey i hesitated at first cause i wasn’t in the mood and when he saw that i was reluctant he convinced me by saying ooh it won’t take that long, so i followed that man alone to an area that wasn’t crowded to a place that looks like they can rape and dismember you and no one will know, there was really a taste survey and then after i left it hit me that i trusted a psycho ex boyfriend and i followed a stranger man who’s way stronger than me alone .i’m not proud of myself.

[@ashley892011]

What's happening just done myself a manscaped order with the SNG discount thank you my guys

[@darnelllewis2815]

The kimono one is so true

[@pinksugar8569]

The Nyash was Nyashing 😂