BEST TWEETS OF THE WEEK | ShxtsNGigs Podcast

[@OctoberTm1]

(Deep voice) " Sir sir stop the joke " Got me rolling

[@mikeplayz355]

FAXXX

[@tracypeebles9362]

He said he would jump in for crispy monsters 😂😂😂

[@wandileqamata]

New flavours 😂🤣

[@babifacedcutie09]

The visual of James jumping into the van for monster has me WEAK 😂😂😂

[@Thomas-qi9ix]

As a firefighter, I DEFINITELY co sign the tweet about no songs called F the fire dept. 😂 People are generally relieved when they see us

[@CuidightheachODuinn]

Remember those firefighters that kept turning up murdered by that same group? Nah, y'all fodder too.

[@Lisakhanya__]

The smile Fuhad had when he said, "The nyash was nyashing," the flashbacks got him 😭😭😭

[@khomotsomashego7473]

aaaand that was 10 years ago Fam! 🔥😅🔥the flashback haaaaaaad him fr!

[@ntandobaardman1368]

I’m fuhad 10 years ago. Grew into my face, body and ect. Hit the gym and the baddies on campus are feeling it. Too much power for my own good😂

[@fti1228]

The Nigerian in him came alive in that moment 😂😂😂😂

[@XinyuBerlin-g6m]

The fact that I read this while he said it

[@natashaishimwe4623]

The MLk one was a violationnnnnn. I know the whole class laughed

[@goldhorizon2965]

Crazy because there actually a racing organization named NASA (National Auto Sport Association) 🤣

[@moniquegaines5731]

If I was the teacher I’d just leave 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheTrii1]

No seriously.

[@nadiacalembe1546]

​@@moniquegaines5731 and go laugh outside 😂😂😂😂😂

[@donkojinho6567]

​@@goldhorizon2965I think they meant NASCAR especially as it sounds American

[@shar0009]

Literally held my chest cos it hurt from laughing so hard at the scenario of james getting kidnapped for monster. "Sir stop the joke" that really took me over the edge

[@airiescap82]

Fuhad realizing he'd never see James again immediately has me rolling🤣

[@Brun-s7o]

Realising*

[@airiescap82]

@@Brun-s7o realizing is predominantly used in American English realising is used by British…I’m American but thanks for the lesson.😉

[@alexanderberyl402]

@@Brun-s7o Smh, embarrassing 😒

[@Danversdiary]

"When I'm hungry nothing is funny and everyone is ugly" bro... if this isn't me i don't know what is, all my friends are scared of me when I'm hungry

[@faithsibanda403]

😂😂

[@damianoabbina9967]

I'm telling you, hunger will make me do ANYTHING! Last time I was hungry one of the most peng girls I've seen approached me and started chatting to me (she even asked for my IG and allat), I just answered and walked out on her as soon as I had the opportunity. It's 6.30 pm, it's my first meal of the day AND SHE WAS NOT GETTING IN MY WAY!🤣🤣

[@muhammadneezam8568]

james was gasping for air on the TikTok part😂😂

[@A_T_E_R_R_Y]

Literally had me giggling the🤣

[@bee-pw2co]

The way they said "SIR" Reminds me of the reacts video with the guy in prison saying "GUARD"🤣🤣

[@typhanymatthews]

Yesss, I was thinking the samething

[@6864ful]

I was jusabout to write about it, then i saw your comment. but that was maad funny

[@Insomnia_Central_]

Hahadavis 😂😂😂

[@Only_Xian]

😂😂 Someone Please remind me which episode that was, I need to re-watch it.

[@IhgasikihS]

😂😂😂

[@brittbrattsmilesalot]

The fact that I didn’t get any red flags to the fact they walked up to a stranges car to see a puppy is wild.. I would have got got too 😂😂😂 I was thinking why didn’t they get the puppy 😂😂

[@VashtiPerry]

Yes because why are puppies in a car.

[@foodandvibes4251]

The Nyash part reminded me Fuhad is Nigerian too hahaha. He said it with chest🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fti1228]

I'm telling you Fam😂

[@2cents996]

What is Nyash?

[@foodandvibes4251]

@@2cents996 someone's Butt

[@hiisteria]

@@2cents996bum

[@schoolvoicega]

​@@2cents996 ass

[@jackiewelch85]

James needs to get Monster as a sponsor lol

[@DavidJones-ym7zr]

James needs monster sponsorship, fuhad needs a snikers sponsorship, coz he ain't him when he's hungry!

[@jackiewelch85]

@@DavidJones-ym7zr 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kkelseym]

Cats. Cats would get me near/in a strangers car. If I hear a cute lil ‘’meow” I’m sitting up like a meerkat trying to figure out where the sound came from and I’m going towards it 🤣

[@kaaya..]

James be setting scenarios😂

[@bighomieJ5X]

James u just told the world how to get yo booty 😂😂😂😂 (new monster flavors)

[@letitiatsunami3749]

I like how Fuhad wanted to save James. "I can buy you that, bro." But Fuhad, the dude had those new "not yet in circulation" flavors. Just say goodbye to James. Just say BYE. 🤣😂🤣😂

[@kohtan13kumi]

The puppy line would work on me for sure!

[@pn4639]

You boys are off the chart..... New to the channel but can't stop watching old stuff.... James's story about his journey from Mannie to London from time ago was so funny.... on his own in his car having a dance battle with Mandem and then thinking how he could wind on a man if he was a girl " this was from time ago"

[@AbdulRahman-cw2se]

what ep was that

[@zachbooze8553]

Worst part about the NASA thing is there actually is a NASA for racing cars “National Auto Sport Association” and it’s huge 😂

[@EspeciallyFree]

That’s hilarious!!!😂😂😂😂

[@JazzyJae88]

That makes it even funnier 😂

[@Soundfamiliaruk]

Yeah that one about “you miss this extra slip, gorilla grip” mmmm that one got me 😅

[@karlagonzalvez4703]

Right!? Lolll I'm trying to remember that line! It was pure gold 🤣

[@ankerriajohnson8237]

Needed a pick me up today after losing a family member. You guys are hilarious and I love your content so much

[@maxdawson3011]

Bro James would be in that van like "GUARDS!!!,GUARDS!!!! "

[@dmblake4]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tsuntsu86]

Ngl best channel for banter I’ve ever found 😂keep it up fellas 💪👌

[@rethabilemmonegi5747]

Fuhad saying "Yooohhhh!" Ended me😭😭😭

[@pinksugar8569]

James is actually the funniest. He’s got jokes for days nd his laugh is infectious.

[@veterankid179]

" take me back!!!, I miss you- 😂😂😂😂. Bro want that gorilla grip

[@sunnni_]

Fuhad got alittle too excited when talking about the tik tok girlies twerking in their pajamas 😂😂😂😂. Nyash be nyashingg 😂

[@AdrienneAJ]

7:10 that’s a reminder. Not an invitation ! Lol.

[@Dabomatay]

That WAP poem 😍😍😍

[@devrenwashington9908]

The fire department bombed a Black neighborhood in Philadelphia back in the day. An entire city block burned down. So there’s that

[@melxmari]

“I just said I miss you, TAKE ME BACK!!” 😂😂 ugh I love james😂😂

[@lucillejuliusdevos8839]

The way you guys act out situations, I’m there with you. 😂❤😂

[@richanderson7371]

The pores was wide open!!!! LMAOOOOO

[@Holy_Fitness_LFC]

That last one, the insult sent me. 🤣

[@tolunimibamigbade8143]

I hope Fuhad writes this down and kidnaps Jimmy using this monster truck thing for his bachelor party years from now. He should stitch this clip and do the fast forward effect before the best bach eve ever. Jimmy's given up but the van opens up to a all y'all boys, a new fit at a Monster themed strip club, full on boys night outt! Then a laid back spa day to wrap it up. I can just picture the joy on James face and the satisfied one on Fuhad's face.

[@mikaeletakau9666]

James mouth when Fuhad mentioned seasoned salt 😂

[@Holy_Fitness_LFC]

"Those pores are open" 🤣🤣🤣

[@jitsute]

The whimper in "Oh My God" for the pajamas ting, I felt that brudda.

[@katlegomotshoene8605]

😂😂😂😂😂😂”He said he has monsters chilling in the back”

[@literallly.]

5:20 he said the nuance of the bounce 😂😂

[@eunkwangsthirdfoot6865]

"nuance of bounce" is sending me

[@vamp__kamp]

The drake ticket tweet is crazy 😂😂😂

[@everythingdana9322]

Yes I have very bad hangry moments too. I'm so nice people who know me just ask, "Did you eat today?" As soon as I eat something I'm such a pleasant person again.

[@JazzyJae88]

Yoooooooo. That MLK one got me. My whole chest hurts from laughing. 😂

[@glendatigirigi5743]

I'd love to see y'all reading some of that girl math boy math stuff

[@juangarcia2007]

James: thats disgusting! Thats YUUUUUCKY!! 🤣🤣😂😂💀

[@kallianz]

Man said Dr. King didn't die for y'all.

[@amandawc23]

Binge watch y'all every day ❤

[@mikzey1083]

MLK insults is deeper than I was expecting on a sunday night haha

[@Sandy_Sandwich_001]

Lmao James being lured by Monster drinks

[@jasmith1328]

"A nuance of bounce" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO😭

[@lailaaaaahhhh]

6:07 the sound james made 😭

[@touchtherapy4kidz]

The Ted Bundy comment sent me. I love puppies 🐶

[@heymay2242]

REM is a beautiful man.

[@eric_nizig15]

“OHHH MY GOD”🫠🫠 My ribs are aching 🤣🤣🤣 5:00

[@thevanicant5364]

*SIR!* 😂😂😂

[@co0ki3M0NstAr]

Left in there like a leprechaun 😂😂😂😂 I'm going to use that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Lept in that van

[@Allstarjedi]

That puppy would've been the death of me 🤣🤣🤣

[@nasheadeleon8274]

Mad love from NC ❤

[@jrunnels04]

The job one 😂 When you too bogged down with reality that you ain’t got time to dream 😅

[@HaughtyHedonist]

James Be Careful With Monster Drinks, It's Not Good For Your Heart Over Time

[@toniwels8195]

The Pours are Open!🤣🤣🤣

[@skyy_raider8994]

Those pjs with the red and black checkered pattern+crop top+ glasses makes me weak😭😭😭

[@breannajones2567]

That MLK tweet was EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!

[@co0ki3M0NstAr]

Ain't no song called fuck the fire department 🚒 🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂 Had me

[@TexasDad765]

That last one though😂😂😂😂

[@jacklinekendikinoti]

Not "monsters chilling in the back"😅😅😅

[@WhyIsMyBrainRotting]

Crop top and baggy pajama is literally the craziest shit I need it right in front of me

[@ritch9786]

James always dying bro 😭😭😭

[@simplyveex4628]

I’ve been saying this for a second I need them to do a girl math vs Boy math episode cause girls really got mad out here and we came back with him😂😂😂😂

[@mariajosepirelavera7733]

Hahahahahaha OMG the last one 😂

[@GREGG2099]

James: You know what makes me WEAK?? Me: Crispy new Monsters?

[@pinksugar8569]

The Nyash was Nyashing 😂

[@heyitsshay6058]

You two make me day, month and year! God bless you 🙏🏾 ❤️

[@SindisiweNtokozo]

"nutted in...seconds smh I said no you not ready for this", this the one James is talking about, I remember it😅

[@kevinabuuh4570]

This Chanel d best for my mental health

[@bigsippy-]

Why am i only just noticing the Rem Del La Creme name stand😂😂😂😂

[@dreamertv6314]

Bro these guys have me dyingggggggggggg

[@reecemartin2036]

Rem de la creme

[@AngelHayes-u9j]

The facts that you both are funny and fine ❤

[@ExoticAfrican6]

6:09 YUUUUCKIE

[@wonderingkai922]

This how James gets got by trucker dave

[@barbellbre]

Def did the first tweet before, but it’s all good 😂😂

[@OrangeMoonGoddess]

I was hoping they would read boy math tweets? #FAAAACCCTTTSSS 😂

[@allanaruthweekes5543]

Y'all da best frfr. I will be a CB forever ❤

[@miarichardson1511]

COLDESTT DUOOO

[@darnelllewis2815]

The kimono one is so true

[@charlotted3432]

How many people are gonna meet James and try and lure him into a van 😂

[@s-mass8005]

Learning great UK slang 😅

[@brandonsardari4524]

Yo the pyjama bottoms crop top was a weakness I didn’t know I had

[@kenadapope1420]

Then I'd be double pissed when I realized there's actually no Monster

[@chillthewriter407]

Yea I heard that "3 bounces" on here before

[@JacketedHP90]

CAUSE THOSE PORES ARE OPEN☠️☠️☠️

[@queenla227]

Not for Monsters lol 😂 and SEASONING SALT?! 🤢Naw… that’s one of the few things that needs to be bland 😂

[@roadhog29389]

To be fair to that last one, There is a motorsport governing body in the US called NASA. I highly doubt it would come up in school, But it does exist

[@joegurbis3786]

I’m ngl to you man the amount of times I’ve seen the top row of yall teeth when you man have laughed I could’ve made a good grill for yall by now

[@ashley892011]

What's happening just done myself a manscaped order with the SNG discount thank you my guys

[@shanicehudson71]

Love you guys ❤❤

[@Aminah_11.11]

MLK had a dream and you’re not it!?!? You’re a nightmare? That’s a crazy violation 😂😂😂😂😂