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[@stacker55]

this guys entire business model is "look confused and outraged at the same time about literally everything i ever see"

[@ThrowAway-gu2lw]

If Steve Harvey was a youtuber

[@zsushi3316]

The one thing I hate about asmongold

[@arctorusmedia]

Like most youtubers. Markiplier, literally every Minecraft channel, pre-2018 pewdiepie etc. Except they pretend to be super excited about every mundane thing that happens.

[@ElementalDj]

Do you not know asmongold?

[@bazingalla]

@@arctorusmedia he's not a KZbinr

[@brezilianpope]

0:33 just to explain what happened so you guys know whats really going on... if Ken had even BLOCKED a hit from chun li he wouldve died because you still take some damage.. he had to parry every hit she was dishing out almost frame perfectly.. that shit is legendary

[@braindamage5652]

Ok

[@ВистанФраука-д1и]

Evo moment 37 is forever in our hearts. "Daigo Umehara parry" Shit, I'm old 😬

[@DeSinc]

man, half of these you cut out the beginning of the video and the other half you just cut short anyway. I'm just gonna go find the vod of this instead

[@firegen7458]

why would you watch asmongold

[@SeanTheDomesticTerrorist]

"Using Bhopping to your advantage in CS:GO whilst playing F2P Non prime with a spinbot" when?

[@jerryboy1154]

FireGen Aren’t you watching him right now ... by watching this video

[@ethangreenhaw1969]

Your internet has been down for a while. When will you start Bhopping again?

[@firegen7458]

@@jerryboy1154 idk i just clicked on the video and went straight to the comment section

[@namesareoldschool4533]

5:07 The most accurated representation of League Of Legends there is.

[@ecnartysp1769]

^

[@Juanelo000001]

yes, yes it is.

[@Concalious]

just for people that didn't grow up on a farm. You could walk into a field full of cows and lay down, literally anywhere in that field and close your eyes and when you opened them 2-3 minutes later you would be surrounded by cows. They are curious creatures, i mean literally surrounded, big wide circle and if you move suddenly or get up they will move away and then run away but still keep watching you. (From a dude who grew up on a dairy farm) lol

[@Lemmy_Kilturtle]

Cows are the fucking bomb. There's a large moor close to my house where highland cattle roam freely, if you sit down on a bench and wait a bit you'll have 5 or so investigating you. Mostly the adolescents though, the older ones are so used to people that they don't really bother anymore.

[@Grumpy_old_Boot]

On a sidenote, cows have pretty good hearing, so Scandinavians used to call them together by training them to come when they heard a specific type of song (aka. kulning), you would train them with some food. Much faster to call them that way, rather than run around on the mountains and try to find them. Let the cows do the work for you.

[@Gonboo]

Beef cows aren't that curious, they will keep their distance unless they know you, unless they are Texas Longhorns. That breed is probably the friendliest breed I've ever interacted with.

[@theregretman4868]

Whats the deal with cows and cats though.

[@peagames2002]

Cows, sheep, alpacas, lamas... pretty much anything that are curious of your presence... they're pretty much bored most of days so why not.

[@Yakkosprite]

The Cow thing, Malon, from Ocarina of time, is inspired on that tradition

[@YTDariuS-my6dg]

Thanks for the amazing fact kind stranger, for while I don't know who you are, your kindness is greatly appreciated!

[@DogeL0re]

Your editing annoys me, either you let us watch half of the clips or not at all

[@bestofasmongold5736]

I will change it up. Would you rather I show less clips but they are the whole clip?

[@1TrollaSourasRex1]

@@bestofasmongold5736 He means he we dont get to see the whole videos that are suggested to you my dude.

[@cynical9108]

@@bestofasmongold5736 I'd say show the best clips in full even if it means fewer (funnier imo) p.s. I appreciate you responding to criticism that's pretty cool :)

[@bestofasmongold5736]

@@cynical9108 As long as its constructive criticism i'm happy to respond and take it into consideration. Plenty of ragers out there lol.

[@knoxyto]

@@bestofasmongold5736 cuttin the unimportant part out is fine. but you cut so much of the relevant bits that it made watching the rest of those bits pointless, unfun and frankly, also frustrating. it literally ruined the joke

[@stevenmorrison4104]

5:10 perfect timing

[@Shootermcgav1n69]

THE DAIGO FULL PARRY

[@gas7736]

THE LEGENDARY EVO 2004

[@notvicbutmatt6669]

what a legend!

[@genesisosuna]

EVO MOMENT 37

[@Lerfthkid]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@oneiraxd3098]

Still amazes me even though I don't play that game

[@kion9001]

3:45 asmon literally doesn't know America's national anthem, pog

[@sfall616]

Kiran Amuthan this is pretty sad. Where's he from??

[@SirNikurasu]

@@sfall616 how is it sad? Its a song, who cares lmao

[@sfall616]

ニクラス You wouldn't understand. Trash. Lmao

[@annaairahala9462]

It's funny how American's expect other people to know their anthem when most of them don't know other's and those that do only know about 3 or 4

[@kion9001]

@@annaairahala9462 He's American.

[@MagnumKnights]

The original reason for invading in Demons Souls was to get your human form back. There were only like 8 or 10 items per playthrough to get your body back ( minus killing a boss or helping to kill a boss) and the death HP penalty was instantly lose 50% of your max HP until you get your body back. So getting your body back was huge (also dying in body form made the levels harder little by little the more you died while alive) I miss that mechanic

[@Qist13]

Clickbait. His head didn’t actually explode...

[@robloxlover123456790]

wish it did

[@viggen2252]

That girl singing to the cows was using a really old viking technique of singing called kulning and its really freaking difficult. Props to her

[@Nightwalk444]

Too bad "Viking" is a profession, therefore most old Norse people weren't vikings. So Kulning was no viking technique, just a farmer one.

[@LLL74123]

That missile explanation sounds like my control theory lectures!

[@ColdnCruel444]

it actually makes sense, after you go to the lecture high

[@Jacvinc1]

The best way to understand controls is to not understand controls

[@Cyverion]

Headline: Dad runs lawnmower over sons video games. Later that day Breaking News: Son kills father for running lawn mower over video games

[@brendanwallach6350]

it was faked. the whole collection of videos were faked. the whole story is.

[@TrianglePants]

like father like son

[@Kasphs95]

Son kills father by running him over with a lawn mower* : )

[@Genjuro77]

Thats from a fake youtuber, they make tons of videos about it, actually make money from it faking these videos.

[@davos6129]

@@brendanwallach6350 but I gotta say, that time where he had to live in a tent for like a week was entertaining

[@smoknb3ar]

1:30 its a swedish herdingcall. Probobly the most beautiful thing ive ever heard in my life

[@Arukorstza]

14:50 It's funny that you say they were speaking in Australian, because I'm Australian and they legit made sense to me. This might come as a surprise, but they were screaming incoherently as they utterly and completely freaked the heck out at the fact they almost got hit by lightning. Weird, I know.

[@fumbles6424]

16:17 I laughed so hard

[@sethxtekken]

7:27 wtf

[@私の名前を翻訳しないでください]

It's a farcry 5 trailer.

[@b0nefide]

Lol

[@Felix-xw6du]

4:52 Hey I’ve seen this one

[@R3DAACTED]

Yeah its blend s

[@R3DAACTED]

The character he "likes" is 17

[@dennisleh663]

the Daigo parry, one of the most legendary moments in the fgc.

[@gabeitchm]

2:19 *LMFFAOOOOO*

[@bittripboy]

9:50 = little did he know, he was listening to music from an anime hahahaa.

[@bittripboy]

12:02 = little did e know. he was listening to music from an anime.

[@npc6817]

@@bittripboy no dignity

[@cornyboi932]

JOJO

[@sarcasm-83]

What anime? Or more like - what song... 9:50 sounded pretty good :I

[@bittripboy]

@@npc6817 Dignity? What implies that I have no dignity?

[@onexpunchxman1539]

5:30 me after playing for honor for 30 minutes.

[@nathanbraun817]

9:58 when u realize you have a test tomorrow and you didn’t study

[@wyrus1989]

is there a way to block this guys videos from appearing on my suggestions?

[@trydodis690]

If you hover over the video and click the 3 verticle dots you can select 'not interested' It should stop him from appearing I believe

[@riddarhyttan]

@@trydodis690 Only when you're logged in, alas, and it doesn't work consistently. Whether this guy has gamed the system or if YT honestly believe we want to see this nonsense I couldn't say, but the only thing that will work consistently is a channel blocker extension to your browser. Not sure how YT manages to get even worse on a monthly basis but they manage it. It's almost impressive.

[@benedictDover]

For one, don't click on his videos. The KZbin algorithm will probably think you want to see more of them based on your history. Second, use the "Not Interested" button.

[@soulses4549]

@@trydodis690 i've done this multiple times, it doesn't work sadly

[@trydodis690]

Soulses thats a shame

[@destroier920]

If anyone cares, 12:02 the video shown is from a Slovenian movie called "Kekčeve ukane" from 1968, the character shown is named Brincelj.

[@Anonimowany1]

its so disgusting and disturbing

[@Dreadwagon]

Lol I remember watching it a lot when I was a kid

[@Shorteagle]

That video was in my recommended a week ago and I watched it non stop, was so surprised to see it in this haha

[@rulyaparr]

i searched up the missile where it isnt and this came up

[@Whienzarth]

So wholesome its like he got internet a year ago.

[@bizkurt99]

16/06/2020 EDIT: This comment written here 1 year ago(or more than 1 year...). At that time video was 30 min or something. Now, a lot of clip just got cutted so these timestamps dont mean anything unfortunately... Right now video length is: 22:50 rip # My favs.. 11:39 anime intro in real life 11:47 interregation 13:27 *THUMBNAIL*

[@nosleepjones4551]

This comment makes no fucking sense...

[@bizkurt99]

@@nosleepjones4551 Just like you...

[@KrispyBean]

Some parts of the video were cut off after being uploaded so the time stamps aren’t correct anymore

[@bizkurt99]

@@KrispyBean well, rip...

[@DonnellGreen]

13:25 Thumbnail.

[@imatlastheyote]

Lol at Asmon thinking that Australians have left hand drive cars

[@seven2530]

Fordsie Dude I couldn’t figure out till I remembered Americans aren’t right hand drive

[@lwqyt]

11:17 my donation gets hated by chat and cutted short in the video AYAYA FeelsbadMan

[@b44rt]

Weeb

[@geschlech]

fucking weeb

[@tuskedwings7453]

weebs love to hate weebs, lookin at you @b44rt lol

[@goblin4164]

It was annoying as fuck

[@NoOne-py5or]

AYAYA

[@bluesky_cupy5158]

0:16 the way the gnome just "censors" him for a few seconds

[@alexgaeckle1540]

"Look at the sword dude, look at that sword, that's a really good sword" "...oh" "s in chat bois. can't win em all"

[@marcusmeins1839]

0:37 LET'S GO JUSTIN!

[@thelonecabbage7834]

The last one seems like a great way to end up in a nursing home.

[@YourFriendlyHouseInvader]

0:03 that look tho LMFAO...... When you on mushrooms

[@OfDream8811]

“This is exactly what I did too” “What?”

[@savatarx99]

Damn he’s looks so healthy here compared to now

[@finalcartoon1044]

08:48 the power of riposte with hornet ring, red tearstone ring, morian blade, dragon torso stone, 99 strength, 99 int, 99 faith, some dexterity.

[@willreese7114]

I love how he doesn't recognize the national anthem - It IS say can you see!

[@nepnep3120]

I love watching short stream moments for twenty minutes straight I only lost about 42 brain-cells watching this entire video, keep up the good work👌

[@memesneverdiememesarelegen7350]

KZbin wont stop recommending me this video until i watch it... Happy now KZbin?

[@eternallegacy89]

We got him boys... 4:51... he likes the first two... the first two was a high school student and a "legal" Loli... Asmongold loves Lolis!

[@laughincoffin]

25:30 IT'S HAVEN NOT HEAVEN YOU CASUL

[@dazaiosamu9285]

RIP Hentai Haven You'll be missed deeply.

[@helmwall133]

Is it a pornsite?

[@qualityretard3242]

@@helmwall133 yes

[@monchete9934]

@@dazaiosamu9285 Fakku is going to revive it. At the expense of possibly going legal

[@dazaiosamu9285]

@@monchete9934 I know, I know. It's basically Crunchyroll only that it's for hentai.

[@konajohnson6182]

That EVO moment 37 with Justin Wong and Daigo will never not be awesome!! Best EVO clip of all time!!

[@loveallgirlstheymakemefeel7015]

8:50 i saw someone one hit kill the pontiff with a bare fist, he just used a bunch of buffs and item abilities and then parry riposte punched the pontiff and killed it in one blow.

[@Schnipah]

The missile knows where it is by knowing where it isn’t.

[@Grevier]

He never saw the Evo moment? What a casual...

[@who_this_king]

Not everyone is a big fan of fighting games

[@vabstractz910]

@@who_this_king I've never played fighting games but I still saw that clip before

[@who_this_king]

@@vabstractz910 Good for you (?)

[@Phearize]

Casuals know it . Asmon is the guy in school that isn't sure about the number of continents

[@GazmG]

It was weird that he made a correlation to playing halo with his friends back in the day compared to it honestly. WeirdChamp. Just happy to see a bit of FGC from big streamers.

[@YummyMisoSoupy]

Video at 3:43 is KY KMEA All-State. Its tradition to sing the American National Anthem opening night and has been for years. Source: An All-State singer 3 years running.

[@yuriybondar3052]

5:22 "and the second one" hes a lolicon

[@TheInstinctWithinV2]

The last clip is a murder waiting to happen. Daddy should sleep with both eyes open from now on.

[@lordgunther4674]

That fighting game blocking the super than winning was the coolest thing ever

[@kanyewest7245]

"I like the first one and the second one" The second one is a loli

[@ProGamers51]

Kanye West lol

[@monophonicinverse6185]

The second one is 21

[@MrIG511]

4:50 the fact that that was the first thing he looked at.

[@billwilson7841]

why was the techno union cutted out?

[@trombonedude5312]

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

[@angelbarnhill4620]

10:47 just ACCEPT YOUR FATE

[@Phant0mNetw0rk]

3:51*The FitnessGram Pacer Test The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding*

[@hypeninja4786]

3:26 "I don't think this is the American national anthem" "I thought it was Oh say can you see" SMFH Wow... just wow

[@sofiajohansson8537]

In Aus as like the UK, they are driving on the left side of the road.

[@agiar2000]

Thumbnail at 11:33

[@Epikawn]

13:24 is the thumbnail

[@spyhy4019]

11:42 r/whoosh 5:11

[@sik3xploit]

It's a trap!

[@GoreGunn]

>r/whooosh Fuck off twelvie

[@GDrakoTurnover]

i think he gets it its just his reaction

[@GDrakoTurnover]

ye nevermind hes a little uncultured

[@BlueyTheCreepz]

@@UltimateGAYming Triggered?

[@typehere6689]

~3:48 The missile knows where it is.... EDIT: ~8:43 The missile knows where it is...........

[@_Malvar]

the one at 7:18 broke me to the point of tears and i almost suffocated because I couldn't breathe cause I was laughing so hard

[@fakiirification]

my mind was blown by the "missile knows where it is by knowing where it isnt" thing when i got into game development, because that "formula" is exactly how you move objects toward the player or other location in a game. vector mathematics, just like missiles!

[@ADHDnD13]

"What if they made an MMO of [Dark Souls]" ....Did....did you even play Dark Souls?!

[@mentalasphyxia6729]

"They were speaking in Australian" -Asmongold

[@shadypielover]

If you hold your thumb over the bottom left of the screen and turn the volume down, the video is easier to watch.

[@ShadowFlash-ke1yn]

Always a legend this guy is.

[@Volvith]

Never got why HH was so popular. N-Hentai is obviously superiour.

[@anneraggot]

27:00 That's why PC is better ;3

[@anneraggot]

@@CopperBanana just get another computer from a giveaway or smt and install steam

[@felixiris3615]

More like That's how school shooters are created lmao

[@brobama9947]

Felix Iris You would know wouldn’t ya?

[@felixiris3615]

@@brobama9947 oof lmao Ill take that double L I wouldn't, i dont have a dad ;3

[@brobama9947]

Felix Iris dude same pound it

[@minimalgrammar1276]

8:36 Is that the fucking Fiery Greatsword from Terraria?

[@AJman14]

That burping killed me 20:18

[@thegoose1005]

Why are people's timestamps incorrect? This is weird

[@Jayfive276]

In case anyone's interested the guy driving through the airport terminal - it was in Kazan in Russia in 2016. He was drunk, said he was trying to find a lady friend, he got 15 days in jail.

[@goodersdoo8415]

26:56 at this point i would have sat in-front of the games and put my life on the line.

[@papajohns5583]

I was thinking the same thing

[@janggz7620]

Games > life.

[@FF8Irvine_Fan]

Seriously, that is SO MUCH MONEY that was destroyed by that dumbass fuckwad of a dad.

[@chrisjackson1215]

Thats a good father IMO.

[@gameforge7035]

Same brother

[@donny234]

2:17 that time your mate trys to hail a taxi by yelling out

[@Metaphix]

12:40 so THATS why they have those concrete barriers in front of malls lol.

[@18266609]

13:13 lol

[@actionjackson448]

Asking why Smooth McGroove us good, is like asking why water sustains all life.

[@GoEvenHarder]

I love his scared face lmao

[@andreasesser4641]

You know this gonna be great if it starts with Mr Bubz.

[@oguguaobidike9251]

24:00 oh, how serious he is and how heartfelt his words as he says... "There are other cities my friends"

[@donvoltonus8898]

The cow calling thing reminds me of a saying. "If it's stupid, and it works, it isn't stupid."

[@lukebryan5512]

I need to know the song at 7:51... for reasons. Totally not another Crusade or anything.

[@nova7v276]

“The lost battalion” by Sabaton. The song is from the album called “the last stand” you can find it on Spotify

[@desox123]

Darude sandstorm

[@16seight42]

Jesus Christ last stand

[@unlucky1352]

"That wasn't a surprise that was a trap." omfg I'm dying 11:37

[@Shad2k8]

0:00 to 0:15 , this remind me of mushroom trip , this was very very similar in term of how everything is moving and you start seeing stuff when you focus on shit .

[@StateCollegeCONELRAD]

"I hate those Animes man where they have this weird eyes"

[@gamerx112]

it just occurred to me that this is 3 years old.

[@deejayf69]

this guy clearly doesn't understand high iq comedy XD

[@jackkenseng2164]

12:42 the moment you realize just how mother effing small the car is that it can fit through a door.

[@Paul_Ironwolf]

Last guy tho, i mean does his dad have a car? Fishing poles maybe? A nice hunting riffle? That loan mower? Anything else he likes? Not any more he doesn't if he was my dad.

[@MagnusBellatorr]

I would have just casually started picking them up and if the dad attempted to drive forward then I would lay on the ground. Logically the dad would never run over the son, so it would work to stop him from doing it. On the chance he was psycho enough to run over the son with a lawn mower, well now, thats a court case right there. Send him off to jail then sell all of his possessions.

[@Duisburg051]

It is all staged tho.

[@shawnadams1460]

18:23 that guy does a cappella renditions of SOOOO many game tunes his name is Smooth McGroove, definitely worth a watch!

[@TheManWithManyNames]

That psycho dad shit man that is real. My dad once had one of his periods, this was maybe during 2003 or 2005 anyways. It was summer and I think the power bill was up because 1 my dad had a bad habit of spending lots of money on himself buying things he and we didn't really need and then he's upset that we're in a money crisis. And 2 he was too preoccupied with his image in the church that instead of actually paying attention to us he ignored up and treated us like slaves because he was born in Mississippi and I guess things are different over there. Anyways he's all pissed off and tell everyone to go out side just do something outside. See I was used to being outside with my brother but one day his reality changed and said real life is shit I'll just play games all day and since he was my older brother I copied him. So I thought well maybe he won't be mad if I was just playing the Nintendo 64 and doing my homework at the same time. Well that didn't work because the next thing he does is comes in the room yells at me to leave then just yanks the TV and the Nintendo without even unplugging it just yanked it out everything getting pulled out forcefully takes it outside. I guess standing on high ground would make a statement climbs up on his old Ford truck lifts the TV up and jut slams it in the gravel road. He takes the Nintendo 64 and just hand throws it on the ground. A day later he's like what happened to the TV and the Nintendo? And we're like you fucking broke it. So that shit is real. That dad is such a cruel person cunts like him are all over and instead of supporting their children in the gaming field they're like its not a real job its not worth it. Well if you cunt Beta testing is a thing streaming is a thing some youtubes make more money then that dad would in his entire life. These assholes are stuck in the old times where all they care about is money money money and working jobs that they hate no wonder they become so spiteful.

[@masterfuljoe1017]

It's a series. kzbin.info/www/bejne/r52tpphsmqx2a5I

[@insiainutorrt259]

You probably have a better chance of getting hit by lightning 10 times in a row than becoming a decently payed youtuber or game tester...

[@adapalis]

@@insiainutorrt259 You have 100% chance of enjoying what you do and 0% chance of failing if your doing what you love. Destroying someones possessions over something small has 100% chance of making you look like a fucking mental case though. If my dad destroyed my shit growing up he would have had 2 black fuckin eyes and a wife that would have left his psychotic ass.

[@kingofrivia1248]

The techno union requested by „Wat tambor“ PERFECTION

[@StarOnCheek]

16:59 sounds like Afrikaans, lol

[@gerardosimorte9834]

4:50 get that up ya!! Fucking fantastic mate I dont even get why but its so funny

[@Rage_Casanova]

the where's the money lebowski thing got me good. Fuck im actually in pain lmao