SleepyCast - Niall & Jeff Hospital Stories

Niall pretends to be sick to avoid going to school that day and faces the consequences. Jeff had a big kidney stone stuck that wouldn't pass through and had to get some treatment.
Audio from SleepyCast Episode 13.
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[@MrBioWhiz]

I can respect a man who would rather get their appendix ripped out than go to school

[@duck8206]

Almost like school is insufferable and horrible. Also I had actual appendicitis, that was such a fucking horrible horrible experience.

[@Debilm4nzs-zu9bc]

@@duck8206 it really is, I threw up in the middle of class because the stomach pain hit me like a truck

[@johnnybravo5726]

school wasn't the only thing he ditched that day.

[@fatalbert2055]

I can’t get over the fact that Niall got his appendix removed for no reason. It’s such a Niall thing to happen.

[@1800mexicano]

Your appendix doesn't do anything, that's a good enough reason to get rid of it

[@johnnybravo5726]

@@1800mexicano yeah they fail to mention that the appendix is the most fucking useless organ

[@Pat4ever.]

But he got 5 days out of school for it

[@SirBladewind]

That kidney stone story is terrifying

[@joecool2721]

Keep yourself hydrated

[@deadliestvice5356]

Drink lots and lots of soda.

[@crusadercowboy5712]

I had a mild kidney stone according 2 my doctor I haven’t drank I single sip of soda in the past 10 years on the sheer fear of having kidney stones again

[@mister-zen8491]

Had stones like Jeff all at once. The pain cannot be compared to ANYTHING. Plus, mine got stuck. However, I did laser lithotripsy. Feel free to look that up.

[@TheOrangex88]

On the bright side Niall got rid of a useless organ that could cause serious pain and/or death later in his life, so at least he got that going for him. But if I was him I would not tell his parents for maybe like another 10-20 years(for a good story/laugh) because maybe his parents had to pay thousands of dollars for that “emergency” surgery.

[@haydengrayson6284]

Appendectomies are totally covered by public health insurance in Ireland.

[@williamshaughnessy1740]

@@josvoi2854 lmao owned

[@crenshawpete273]

​@@josvoi2854 Well fuck if they're removing anyone's appendix who says getting poked in the stomach hurts I can see why the cost would get high

[@490o]

Well they recently(?) discovered that the appendix actually does have a useful function. It provides good bacteria to the gut.

[@haunted5311]

If in the US, then probably. I've had head surgery, had my wisdom teeth removed, and nose surgery, and the prices always ranged from $2,000-$6,000 WITH good insurance.

[@KrunemGrimcleaver]

It actually hurts to listen to this for the kidney stone part

[@Dover939]

+Wheyrlen Dragonfist I went through the EXACT same thing as Jeff, same procedure to get rid of it. If you want some cringe fuel, I can explain in DETAIL my entire experience with kidney stones.

[@ObeseKermit]

Dover please do

[@niney5405]

Haha he went the easy path. I went the stent route, which didn't work, so then they had to use a camera with a laser on it to shoot it, then it was removed by them through my dick, then I had to KEEP the stent in (It had a string hanging out of my dick and went from the kidney to bladder) for a week, before I had to go in to get it removed. They don't remove it while you're under. It's super lubed up so they just lie you on a table, tell you to brace yourself, and pull all 12 inches of it out like a ripcord to a motor. It feels like you piss and cum at the same time and then you feel really empty. Then you're done.

[@pirate__crewman]

Niney what the FUCK

[@ChocolateYoshi]

@@niney5405 this created a new fear for me

[@palichor752]

Period cramps I've experienced have been in range of mild discomfort to pains similar to child birth, once it was so scary because I couldn't even walk and I thought I was literally dying.

[@themanwiththegoldengooch9811]

sounds like a "you" problem

[@ripcactusify]

​@@themanwiththegoldengooch9811it'll become a you problem soon when I turn you purple

[@themanwiththegoldengooch9811]

@@ripcactusify what're you gonna do? stab me with your insulin pen? run me over with your mobility scooter?

[@josephmartinez8725]

In the medical field most health practitioners are not allowed to make decisions for patients due to legal right and patient rights

[@Like_a_Bean]

Was looking specifically for this answer when I heard Jeff explaining why the doctor seemed hesitant lol Thank you!

[@1SpicyMeataball]

I say "Thank You" after every doctor appointment too. Dentist: A numb drooly mouthed. "Thank you" Gyno: Just felt up my chest and put Satan's salad tongs up the hooha. "Thank You" Must be a politeness thing.

[@tylercoon1791]

Damn, the Gyno feels up a woman’s chest, gets paid for it, *and* gets thanked. What a Chad

[@_swesters_]

@@tylercoon1791 Most women hate seeing male gynos though lol

[@kgpspyguy]

Thank you sir. May I have another?

[@CalamityM]

@@_swesters_ Yeah, I straight out refuse. I want someone who knows what it's actually like _living_ with a vag, not some creep who just wants to stare up pussy and get paid to do it. i'm not paying for some dude to look at irl porn. Why would any woman agree to go to a male gyno?

[@peelonchas]

@@CalamityM uh kinda sexist

[@chillingacid1196]

Listening to this makes my pee pee hurt hurt

[@mythcat1273]

Niall FULLY committing to getting his appendix removed for no reason just because he didn't want to get in trouble is fucking insane

[@MrThemanofdoom]

Doctors typically don't give out advice about how to treat yourself because they can be sued if the treatment goes awry. That's what I think anyway, I may be wrong.

[@TheMasterTelevision]

God damn im loathing the day I get my first kidney stone.

[@thehammurabichode7994]

R Just eat properly...Wait does that even help at all?

[@TheOneShotWunda]

The Hammurabi Chode I think so. Then again some people might be more prone to them than others

[@TheWyman55_]

Same man...

[@490o]

Just don't drink soda with every meal and you'll be fine

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

My doctor thought I had appendicitis as well as all my symptoms seemed to suggest. They gave me x-rays to be sure that I did. I had an extraordinarily large amount of poop in me, such a large amount the doctor said she had never seen anything of the sort before and that it was medically fascinating. Moral of the story don't get addicted to opiates cause you can't poop much. I still have a lot of poop in me. I can only poop like twice a week tops.

[@godhimself1128]

hahaha wtf

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

@@godhimself1128 Life.

[@G4Bunnygirlextrainseason2]

I always knew you were full of shit

[@Crim_5009]

BRO SAME!!!! I once went about a year without pooping when I was a kid. On average I went every couple months. I ended up going to a doctor and they helped, butI still can only go 2-3 times a week

[@afsces]

same dude, the suboxone keeps me blocked the fuck up too. Luckily I don't eat much or it'd hurt just as bad as when I was on heroin. I don't clog the toilet anymore tho.

[@wesleyferrell9943]

how did the doctors not open Niall up and see he didn’t have appendicitis...

[@ac8911]

its hard to tell sometimes, especially with a surgery that takes 30 minutes in a operating room that is trying to fit in 12 surgeries per day (at least). With something like an appendix or gall-bladder, its better to just take it out instead of second guessing and leaving it in there. If it *was* infected it could rupture later and possibly kill him

[@deadliestvice5356]

Eh, it's a living. It's one of the most common surgical procedures for the single most useless organ anyway, so no harm done.

[@TheEternalPotNoodle]

Just make sure to eat plenty of salt and drink lots of coca cola

[@emilbennedsen3589]

Wait is that what gives you kidney Stones....... shit

[@lilcritic3260]

I ACTUALLY had appendicitis. Trust me the worst part is having to take nasty medicine in order to not get infected

[@duck8206]

Worst part for me was the unbearable stomach pain while sitting in a car for 25 minutes then waiting in a room for like another hour almost. I just wanted them to knock me out but they were just wandering around doing things. It was so bad. Also the tube in my stomach and my inability to walk after surgery was shit too.

[@ac8911]

I had a kidney stone pretty recently. It started as an aching in my left testicle, which started to get progressively worse every half hour - I hopped off a groupchat and tried to lie down but the pain kept getting sharper. I had a little bowl of oatmeal because i hadn't eaten all day and I thought it would calm me down/help me rest Well, within an hour the pain came in a wave that was so bad i ended up puking up the food I just ate, and the pounding pain was both in my balls and in my gut. I was afraid I had testicular torsion (i figured it was that or a kidney stone). The waves of pain were so bad at this point I was pounding my bed with my fists and screaming into my pillow. After I vomited everything out I drove myself to the ER. Turned out it was one 2-3 mm kidney stone, and they gave me fluids and low dose oxy to help me pass it. It took about 3 days total i think. My dad has had 3 or 4 of them so I guess I can only expect more in my future ALSO: It sounds like Niall had a Resident who just wasn't sure what he should do

[@endnami]

I miss them together so much

[@Brucifer2]

He may actually had appendicitis, theres several ways to test for it rather than just "stomach pain" I always thought it was something that happens when youre older but it normally happens when youre a teenager to early 20s.

[@janberkemeier7406]

When the funniest part of a dude's story is another dude farting while he tells it

[@starbolt293]

Wow I just realized after years of this being out, I have almost the exact same story as Niall. I didn’t get mine taken out but up to that point it was like the same

[@starbolt293]

That's exactly what happened to me with jeffs faking a stomach ache story, except I got an IV and a bunch of shit instead of getting my appendix removed

[@dcasey8413]

Bass thats niall

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

That's Niall not Jeff

[@cloudsofuncertainty]

coming back to this story after my ER trip from a kidney stone. insane how a 2mm little pebble can make me contort in agony and have chills and cold sweats. got my pain meds and some pee pee drugs and gotta pass this out the old fashioned way.

[@TazmilyGum]

*googles how to prevent a kidney stoneU*

[@DJPonychan18]

9:17 who tooted? 😅

[@seansmith6255]

Chris:a zach

[@roachdoggjr3357]

the oxy bit is terrifying

[@n0isyturtle]

Does anyone else hear like a cat or something purring in the background?

[@citrusblast4372]

3:16

[@hollenhammer]

It's possible he dressed himself. When you get surgery they put you in a room with someone who sits near you to make sure you don't hurt yourself as you wake up. Thing is though the first time you remember waking up isn't the first time you wake up. I have no idea what kind of insane shit i did or said when I had surgery

[@emper67]

So if he didn't have appendicitis, the surgeon would have seen a perfectly healthy appendix. Or did he actually have it and he didn't know?

[@aceseefour]

I mean I’m gonna try this if it don’t work it doesn’t work

[@ryan_currently_awake8445]

Jeff creepypasta

[@digiorno5600]

Jeff the killer

[@longneck2866]

I had my appendix removed when i was about 6-7 and i was given a morphine iv drip thing. HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK A DOODLE DOO that shit was sooooo fucking amazing (better than oxycontin which is what jeff took for his kidney pain and it is so much more addicting). this was pure BLISS no exaggeration whatsoever, and i ended up getting a pretty bad infection after having my appendix removed so i was in the hospital for about 2 and a half months taking that shit. (Granted it was only for the first month and then constant episodes of spongebob and icarly.) Problem is that when i got an infection they gave me tetracycline and doxycycline (or just one of the two i cant remember) and that shit turned my teeth into a pale yellow which isnt noticeable until i point it out.

[@Biodeamon]

I wonder how many kids are have been killed by faking sick

[@kellyshea92]

Oxycodon is great

[@el.blanco552]

I drink sommuch diet soda, im Terri of getting a stone

[@seantheguy1391]

I had my gall bladder removed

[@Cezzmart67]

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[@bingobunny7862]

The appendix is a vestigial organ so it's not horrible per se.

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[@EatMeIHateYouToo]

My bf recently went 3 days with appendicitis until I convinced him he needed to go cause as a 32 year old man with 2 kids he probably shouldn’t put things off like that, he went with a big smile on his face trying to tell me I was just worried and it was sweet but not needed. I left the hospital and 15 minutes later he called me and said he was already in and diagnosed and scheduled for surgery in the morning, trust your gf’s y’all.

[@EatMeIHateYouToo]

One time I had inflamed kidneys and I only found out cause my ex bf was giving me the good good and I ended up almost passing out and screaming from the pain, he jumps away and left later in the day and I was still in so much pain. Genuinely thinking I had broken my lady bits I went to the hospital and I probably think whoever treated me had a good laugh hearing what I thought was wrong verses what really WAS wrong

[@deezznuts5396]

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[@FumblsTheSniper]

The only thing that keeps me from thinking this is a total horror story is that 100 years ago he probably would have died. Its actually quite amazing that we can do this kind of procedure on people regularly.

[@billygoatchin5498]

At 10:47 apparently Zach says do you have a really big pee hole now but it doesn’t sound like Zach hmm interesting I must consult further the tomes of tomar to find an explanation

[@seansmith6255]

It sounded like niall wtf Is that the niall zach impression inside joke

[@seansmith6255]

That is definitely niall Jeff just said the wrong name

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[@MayronWoW]

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