"MY KIDNAPPING STORY" - Stand Up Comedy by Manoj Bhandari

MY NEW STAND UP COMEDY VIDEO IS HERE.
This is my 3rd Stand Up Comedy video and a pretty special one for me. For years I have been wanting to share this story where I was KIDNAPPED and finally it's here.
After all this when i reached home, my father, my entire family including the new member my Jijaji, were just too glad that i was alive. We did call the police, and it turned out that these 4 people had been on a rampage for almost a week and just a night before they had kidnapped and shot a guy who was apparently the son of a judge and had thrown him into a nullah (kakrola/najafgarh drain, near dwarka mor). As per police, these guys just wanted to get real quick famous in the crime world.
That Maruti zen was a stolen one. They had snatched it 2 days back from a random middle class guy. They just used to snatch car from people as soon as these four ran out of gas/petrol in their car.
My brother in law took me to the nearby hospital (Ayushman hospital dwarka) after some time at around 1 am and there was no hidden injury except the memories of that ride which are etched in my mind till date.
My only advice, bachpan me bachhon ko ye bhi sikhana chahiye ki anjaan admi se khane ki cheez ke alawa lift bhi nhi leni chahiye. Take lift or give lift at your own risk.
Saale mera voter id bhi le gaye. Bc mai vote nhi kar pa raha hun (joke).
Maine agle 1 saal tak koi LIFT nhi li. Apni building ke 6th floor tak mai seedhiyon se jaata tha. Gym jaata tha par gym me koi weight LIFT nahi kiya. 1 saal tak sirf cardio kiya.
Jokes apart. Thanks for watching this. Do follow on instagram, baaki details wahan share karunga. Aur live shows pe aao yaar, aur bhi stories hain, jokes hain. Basically bahut baatein karni hain tum sab se. Will be putting out some shows soon. Live shows ke link 1st comment me hain. mark interested on book my show so that i know you are interested and i can soon visit your city as well.
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Special Thanks to Akshay Srivastava, Yash Rathi and Maitrayee Shrimali. You guys are awesome.
Thanks to producers (Hijas Moosa, Mohit Kumaram, Gaurav Aher, Kartik Shukla) for the various spots.
Video Edited by : Yash Rathi
Audio edited by : Yash Barse
#standupcomedy #comedy #standup #comedyvideo

[@bhandarismanoj]

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[@arshaikhAkAblackarch]

Video Title Should Be 20,000 Ki Lift 😂

[@Allin1HimanshuRaheja]

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[@quietgaming432]

Funny video kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnmWnWpmnNp1b8k

[@berojagaar]

love bro love from #berojagaar

[@pravitarora]

Bhai mazza aaagya

[@YashRathi9]

This is my new favourite stand up video 👏🏼👏🏼

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️❤️

[@ffstrikas2713]

❤❤yash bhai tumhe bhi love you yar

[@ffstrikas2713]

Ap dono hi bohot bacche ho 😊❤💕💖

[@lucky_.45]

chemistry sir here 😂

[@LofiMusicOfficial629]

Ayoo Yash! Tumhe bhi jarurat padti h kya chatkule sunne ki

[@As_2081.]

"Seedha ghar jaiyo, varna kidnap ho jaega". 😂😂😂 You created it very well.

[@priyanka9559]

The way you converted your traumatic experience into a hilarious performance 👏👏👏

[@bhandarismanoj]

Thanks..do share with your frnz ❤️

[@atk2519]

dark comedy

[@sahilsandhu1969]

Ohh come on that was definitely not real story. It's a cooked one. But he did it well

[@harpritsingh886]

@@sahilsandhu1969 it wasn't fake, check the video description

[@tejassinha6285]

😂😂Abbe banata hy reality nhi hota

[@user-sy6px2hg8m]

imagine his kidnapers watching this video ☠☠

[@Tpig_arts]

nah they are in jail

[@abhishekchauhan7869]

You are legit good in this, I was laughing and feeling the trauma at the same time. Great storytelling.

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️ do share

[@Bhavishya_ydv31]

The whole set was on the edge. I was constantly stuck between the thought that whether I should laugh or not. Loved it 😊

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️..do share with your frnz ❤️

[@ashalaishram8091]

So nice scene, I supported your performance.. Criminal can do everything. Yes it's right... ☹️🤐👹👽☠️

[@sapien_supreme]

the story is traumatizing af but hats off to ur art u bent it in such a way it seemed so funny...👐👐

[@bhandarismanoj]

Thanks..do share with your frnz ❤️

[@rakeshs9678]

saw him in an open mic before the pandemic. that set was impressive too, knew that he would shine someday.

[@owaliciouss]

Isse zada mai bina video dekhe hass leta hu

[@Sam-uq3xe]

Real story ni he bhai

[@Jyoti_111]

@@bhandarismanoj wait!! I wanted to hear about your parents and family reaction!!!!

[@carajeshree7630]

Glad to attend this show live, it was so awesome! I still laugh hearing it.

[@bhandarismanoj]

Thanks..i remember..you actually are a great standup audience..thanks for the support and share it with your frnz ❤️

[@kartikeya77718]

CA

[@panash_whatsup2571]

Bro hats off to you taking such a traumatic experience and turning it into such a fun stand up

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️ do share

[@jamnskehc1298]

@@bhandarismanoj Bhai 20march Sunday that Sunday kaunsa college hota hai bro

[@vibudhrathore]

@@jamnskehc1298 bhai meri sunday ko lectures lagte h university me🥲

[@jamnskehc1298]

@@vibudhrathore it's fake story. 99.9% times Sunday is holiday, but I'm okay with it being made up story as atleast it was funny

[@trashy_moon_simran]

​@@jamnskehc1298it's not, check the description

[@ravenmeyer3740]

Gifted at relating a story that actually happened. Even though I don’t speak or understand the language, I was reading at a very fast pace. Desperate and dangerous people.

[@Rreynu]

Hats off to the courage of sharing the painful experience in this way. And those lines that I was not thinking about the small things but about the unpredictability of the life, it’s so true that we end up thinking about the things which never matter more than life ..throughout the life. Thank you for this wonderful set❤️.

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️thanks renu..do share with your frnz

[@AthleticNerd01]

Ooooo

[@samialvi4226]

Man i rarely laugh while watching standup comedy but your line where the kidnapper gives you the "kata" Got me😂😂😂... Definitely subscribing n sharing with my buddies.

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️

[@maitrayeeshrimali4405]

What a video….didn’t stop laughing for the entire time….waiting for the next one 😂😂😂😂

[@AnshumanRajput16]

The part he said "finnaly i was getting lift" i laughed unconsciously for an hour xD

[@SureshChouksey]

It's a sad story with its sadness continuing now in his thoughts even when spoken creatively to make us all laugh. It is obvious that a crowd all drunk would be laughing but the ones watching on KZbin can smell it. All the best bhai!

[@kirtiroy-thephiloslofer8600]

That was an incredible story told in super funny way .. amazing punches all through.. 😂😂

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️

[@The-Deep]

@@bhandarismanoj did those four guys tought you to deliver these amazing punches?

[@taha7shaikh]

Converted a trauma into comedy. Amazing bro 👏

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️ do share with your frnz

[@krish01_]

Now that's we call a stand-up comedy🛐❤️ Hats off to you brother❤️

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️ do share

[@krish01_]

@@bhandarismanoj ofc ❤️

[@faijalkhan87]

Zakir khan laughing in corner 🗿 But this is also good 😌 ❤️❤️‍🔥

[@krish01_]

@@faijalkhan87 yeah he is a very good stand up comedian for sure! But let's take a moment to appreciate this underated one!

[@faijalkhan87]

@@krish01_ ofcourse bro ❤️

[@fyodize]

If a person like him exists who can find fun even in people's worst trauma then anything is possible

[@ajaysharmachinta]

One of the finest comedy set on KZbin and one of my favourite storyteller. All the best brother 🍻

[@bhandarismanoj]

Thanks bhai

[@sovitgadtia1751]

@@bhandarismanoj bhai kasam se mereko lagta hai ki yahi tha wo low confidence wala

[@ackeeshjames]

“Katta hath mein de diya “😅 sahi hai😂 eagerly waiting to know what happened aftr u reached home!!! Jijaji ne kya kaha… #bhandarismanoj is a bhandaar of jokes full of punches 👍

[@bhandarismanoj]

Read description of the video

[@AbhinavKashyap_YT]

Well, glad that you made it alive and kicking. I lived in Dwarka Sec 4 and went for long evening walks in the most aloof places. Some places were extremely dark especially during winters. Must admit that Dwarka gives some shit scary vibes. Once my mom became a victim of daylight robbery when snatchers came and took out her new smartphone verg easily. Thank God that nothing more happened. That itself sent shivers down our spines. Can only imagine how traumatizing the whole incident must have been with you.

[@Shauryamandevia]

Wow Manoj u rock man , Your life’s real life most dangerous incident you have narrated it in a most funny way 👏

[@ayanmirza6498]

The way he explains his story ,he create a seen in ours minds 🔥❤️💢

[@aryanverma2520]

Belive me, you are going long way just 2 to 3 video and you are on trending 😍😍

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️

[@creativityboredom4204]

I'm heavily impressed how you managed to keep the positive vibe while telling something devastating.. As something similar happened.. I can understand the moment where your life hangs between your decisions and an angry paranoid guy with a gun.. Who might even accidentally shoot while threatening somebody 'cause of crippling anxiety - hence low confidence

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️ do share with your frnz

[@trishasarkar8187]

This was your real story 🥺 but the way you shared your experience with funny elements hats off Manoj ji ❤️

[@monikabhardwaj111]

Seriously you are amazing .... After a long ... Aj mene koi comedy video dekhi .... Hats off to you for your struggle not underestimate you

[@ansiger2505]

Yaad hu Bhai Mai hi tha low confidence wala

[@araveditz8774]

Aur me nashe me tha

[@Banneraizen_]

Proof

[@araveditz8774]

@@Banneraizen_ watashiwa soul society

[@Raazi64]

Tu hi tha kidnapper

[@ansiger2505]

@@Raazi64 yes

[@kamalsrivastav7790]

Very well narrated...Got glued to the video for 15 min of Comedy. Exhibition of exemplary art of storytelling.

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️..do share with your frnz

[@ravindrashetye1665]

So many times I was with you for open mic but never got to see this set and this Manoj....enjoyed it a lot dear... Lucky you...even kidnapper gave you set...

[@bhandarismanoj]

Thanks bhai

[@gs9900895]

*Very skilled storytelling and high level of mic control and confidence*

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️..do share with your frnz

[@mr.seashat]

Chalo Bhai ₹30 bach gaya

[@user-pj5sy4jy4t]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@goblin7345]

Such a underrated comedian. Hats off to your talent man. Love from NEPAL 🇳🇵 ❤

[@gautamyadav2426]

What a great and funny way to describe this kind of horrible incident that you can feel the fear and laugh at the same time together

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️ do share

[@scorpio27vibes]

"gym jaata tha par gym mein koi weight LIFT nhi kiya" oooohhhh but good thing is you're alive ❤️

[@cheekoooo]

i visualize the whole story with you 🤣...great work 👍👍

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️do share your frnz

[@curioussrinija8738]

"Raat ke andhere mai, gaadi ke andher raat..." 👀 Hats off bhai 🙌.....for sharing your story..... If this was not a "comedy"...... could have been a "FIR statement"....but a humorous one😅

[@lolitsme8955]

This was the best stand up comedy I have ever seen

[@shrutiaggarwal1320]

Awesome .. never wanted it to end... Wanted it to go on and on. Amazing talent

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️..do read the description of the video and share this with your frnz

[@harshkamdar6120]

This is brilliant writing and narration. Hats off to you.

[@vivipyt]

God!!! What an experience it must have been and you just turned it up side down into humourous way!!!👏🏼 You are amazing!!! You deserve a lot of happiness. I remember one experience of myself, when I wanted to save some hundred rupees and I took a different route....where I got robbed of thousand rupees. Great job!!!🙌🏼

[@tushar._.822_]

The father by voice only realized something is wrong with his son and immediately informed jijaji, kudos to Jijaji also to handle the matter as calm as possible.

[@user-td4uw7el1z]

Bhai ,l literally saw this video 2 times,or dono bar mujhe hasne aya😂😂

[@dheerendrapant237]

पूरे 1700 😂😂😂

[@web3__user]

pure 130

[@agnostic9844]

cash**😂

[@harryroaster301]

..

[@ssbb422]

Manoj Bhai aap kamaal ho bhai.. khatarnak incident ko kya bakhoobi comedy mein convert Kia bhai.. kamaal kar dia bhai.. poori story imagine kar sakte .. aur hasi toh rokni pad rahi bhai 😊

[@parvgoyal7997]

Scorpia hoti toh kidnap kyo karta😂😂

[@hereandthere5929]

This was amazing yaar it seems like you are doing stand up since years then I read your description box and it was your 3rd stand-up.mindblown this one is actually making me laugh 😂 you are my new favourite😁

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️ do share with your frnz

[@nikitasingh5302]

😂😂 serious story ko bhi funny bna dia mst Bhai 😂😂❤️

[@MohitGupta-me1ie]

amazing video bhandari I still recall the incident when you told us it was really horrific but u made it really funny bro.

[@bhandarismanoj]

Yeah man..Thanks a lot bhai❤️

[@jailer2033]

@@bhandarismanoj do share with ur frnds

[@bhandarismanoj]

@@jailer2033 😂

[@afshin18alifiya]

My goodness... What an experience!! And you made it so hilarious... Thank God you're alive. Live long, live safe 🤗

[@SweetyMishra3244]

0:15 we found our Desi Eminem

[@AMAZINGCREATION6377]

This is my favourite stand-up comedy video ❤❤❤

[@Whimsyvibes1_]

Love from Kashmir man Hat's off 👊❤️

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️ do share

[@user-sh2rj5gb9n]

You got internet??

[@bharatiye4492]

I was actually not expecting this type of comedy before clicking. Wahh sammaa bandh diya bhai 😂

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️

[@Js-wr5jr]

Dude ur good! Wasn't expecting such good content and ur way of story telling considering the fact I'm watching u for first time!!!

[@mayushi7792]

You have become my fav comic now believe me I've watched multiple shows and this was so perfectly executed.

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️..do share with your frnz ❤️

[@mayushi7792]

@@bhandarismanoj did fam they luved it too.

[@harshjhawar2687]

Bhai Bhai Bhai Bhai Bhai Buss Hogaya Bhai Ajj Ka Kota Puri Raat Haseen Hogayi Yeh Video Dhek K Love You Brother 😂❤️🫂

[@Vipixz]

bro its the best comedy video that I have ever seen in my life it is best loved it 😘😘🥰😎🤣🤣🤣

[@thevishututeja]

Outstanding comedy Manoj sir ❤️❤️🤣

[@roxxysnation]

The art of presenting this type of story in such a funny way is just>>>> Too much love💖💫

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️do share with your frnz

[@sambhavkumar6364]

Itni dangerous incident ko joke mein dala bhaiji, great ho tum, what a courageous man.i can still feel your pain in your comedy. Thanks a lot for this ❤️

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️ do share

[@sambhavkumar6364]

@@bhandarismanoj bilkul sir ji, waise Manoj naam ki video share krunga to log halke mein lenge 😆 🤣, Raju theek rahega

[@abhishekrudradas7123]

Every one was laughing but he is giving a message, live in the present bcz if anyone in this situation remembered what he has done, not what he has to be done

[@SmkGh]

People laughing at every moment seriously got me thinking

[@gaurinautiyal95]

This is scary and funny at the same time but good work man😂

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️ do share

[@sportbytehandle]

I can feel your pain behind all these witty cracks ! You're awesome 👍🏼

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️do share with your frnz

[@pranjalsaikia235]

I got kidnapped in U.P too chodu

[@nidhivishwakarma2367]

I had a good laugh watching this and saw the rest of the two videos as well!! This was sooo fun. Never imagined that a serious experience like this can also be presented in such a cool and humorous wayy!!

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️do share

[@nidhivishwakarma2367]

@@bhandarismanoj sureeeee:)

[@nirajchristian7154]

What a great set ! ❤ love your way of speaking and writing.

[@anotherrandomlearner9812]

A Great set!!! I believe when you're writing such incidents in a comical way it's one of the hardest things but when you get the flow, it becomes very easy. I am infact too, trying to convert such a serious incident in a set, let's see how it goes. Once again you were AWESOME✅

[@paras7652]

Friendship with gunde😂😂. Really nice standup

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️

[@prasadmathkar8185]

Mazaa aagaya Manoj... Didn't realize it was a 15mins set. 🙌

[@TEXAS2459]

someone making a standup out of their kidnapping incident/trauma, is just COMMENDABLE!! Superb bro, u are really brave.

[@RaviSharma-hx8qu]

Awesome bro 😂👌 .....🔥🔥🔥❤️, aag lga di 🤣😂😂😂😂

[@adityasoni4592]

Amazing set Really enjoyed every second 😁

[@AyushSinhaVlogs]

And finally I was getting a lift😂😂, love you bro❤

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️

[@headhunter9244]

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[@pooja6493]

I watched you live and watched the video again and I am still laughing 🤣🤣🤣 You are absolutely hilarious and so handsome ☺️

[@meerasingh3496]

Mai abhi pahli baar aapko suna or sunte hi subscribe kr liya .

[@Adi_0005]

Brother you are going really great very clean and good comedy ❤🙌

[@tandelgalvin928]

BEST STANDUP COMEDY I HAD EVER SEEN 👍😘😂 WHAT A KIDNAPPING 🤗

[@Yuvraj_._0123]

Bro you made by day ... Hatss of to you brother and onw thing more keep posting vdo's❤😍

[@onegirlonechallenge9633]

You are my favourite 💜 Please keep it up 🌼 bless you 💗

[@tiyagolyan4155]

Damn traumatizing but the way you turned the things is simply awesome man♥♥

[@Iambhavnarokade_]

Extremely talented manoj bhandari 😂😂😂😂 you are a star 👏👏👏

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️❤️

[@Akshaychuckles]

Greatest of all time! ❤

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️

[@unboxers9587]

It is a great story telling, I was visualising everything.

[@c.a.jayghevaria5247]

Awesome!!! Outstanding!!! Superb!!! Great Jokes and great delivery!!! Cannot stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️

[@Satyamt_01]

One of the best I have watched in recent stand up comedies....💗✨

[@preyoshibhattacharjee7845]

I really enjoyed your video. It was funny and scary at the same time. Things like these shouldn't happen and I am sorry that you had to go through that.

[@RishankKanwat]

One of the best stand up comedian His expressions are just great ❤❤❤

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️..do share with your frnz

[@RishankKanwat]

@@bhandarismanoj yes bhai done! Infact I will be watching this one with my friends for sure

[@drmadhukaranand4574]

Hats off to the best performance Love the way you create the moment ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️ do share with your frnz

[@yatikumari6261]

Bro you are soo positive person......... the way you share your story into hilarious version it's outstanding keep it up bro and be happy ❤❤

[@shahvatshal4409]

Hat's off to you brother it's not easy turning something like this into a comedy .🙌🙌

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️ do share with your frnz

[@shahvatshal4409]

@@bhandarismanoj already done brother. Ahmedabad mai shows add karo next 😉

[@sameerm.g9090]

i only laughed for the first half🙃 Deep💥

[@Priyanshu-pl9gx]

Thanks for making my day 😊

[@swatigupta413]

This was really funny man 😂😂 you are a good stand up comedian . Keep it up 😇

[@bhandarismanoj]

❤️ do share

[@najiahasib]

I was sad and was crying but I r so funny that even I had tears in my eyes it made me smile....keep it up👍👍👍

[@vikashchoudhary2229]

Watched all three videos many times..... Waiting for new ... Manoj is ❤️.

[@ankitagupta659]

I am imagining the reaction of the kidnappers while watching your video...😅😂😂