Bible BOOTLEG CRAP Games - ConnerTheWaffle

what a wonderful way to spend the holidays...kind of
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Intro: CosmicGem

[@sketchyskies8531]

I may be a Christian,but these are anything but holy

[@dorothycrystal2058]

Sketchy Skies same here

[@Tom-vm7kw]

I agree

[@8bitalien647]

agreed X4

[@Kajimityphoon]

I agree

[@quickfirefly6693]

yeah

[@TheColossalMixel]

Jesus didn’t die for this

[@vertz1515]

That Christian quote everyone uses

[@TheShadow1347]

Ikr

[@minermole101]

Agreed

[@captainshyguy3175]

He dies for Uganda knuckles memes

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

If these bootleg games are a sin, then yeah, he kinda did...

[@HarmonyHope7534]

Bible bootlegs? Didn't Jesus not like scammers?

[@vertz1515]

According to wiki

[@TheShadow1347]

Bootleg Jesus likes scams though

[@HarmonyHope7534]

@@TheShadow1347 bootleg Jesus, also known as Jeesuss

[@captainshyguy3175]

Dude They clearly cherry pick what verse to take lol

[@HarmonyHope7534]

@Master Farr but Jesus is the fulfillment of the Law

[@ryansanders5362]

“Sans Moses is not real, he can’t give you a bad time” Sans Moses:

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

**first 10 notes of Megalovania intensifes**

[@dubstepbeecorsi6892]

id worry more about hentai protaganist connor the waffle 6:10

[@Oct_sflb]

*YOU BETTER STOP*

[@robbie5899]

He gives you a holy time

[@MSOGameShow]

Egyptians: *chasing the Israelites across the parted Red Sea* Sans Moses: *raises arms with staff in hand* You're gonna have a bad time...

[@PukiLynx]

Wisdom Tree: * Bypasses Nintendo lockout chip * Nintendo: *You weren't supposed to do that*

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

Color Dreams+Bible+Laughing Joking Numbnuts=Wisdom Tree=LJN's Bible games division

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

ya put the bibble games on the nintendo game and than you report it to nintendo

[@feeetutorial2313]

I actually never seen ‘Bible’ and ‘Crap’ in the same sentence before.

[@hypergoon1152]

Free Tutorials.Ikr.That's just wrong.

[@Amber7H]

@@hypergoon1152 not wrong when you play THESE... THINGS... I'M A CHRISTAIN AND THESE ARE UNHOLY GAMES

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

Well, now you have.

[@hypergoon1152]

Phoenix Henderson.I actually played the Bible game and it's great in my opinion.It asks you questions about the Bible while providing fun mini games and music from Christian artists at the time.And I give wisdom tree some credit for trying to make Bible games.Everything else is crap though.

[@markusmccloud343]

0:11 Meatwad: "That says The Bibble." Shake: "YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY!?!?"

[@DJTileTurnip]

When Sans rips of the Bible, you know the universe truly is coming to an end

[@pockystix2702]

And the beginning of a new universe

[@belacoak5796]

Me: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jISzlWtne9aFfqc

[@christiankirbo]

Im a simple Christian, I see Bible, I click

[@christiankirbo]

Noam Nederby Jessen I like waffles in general :)

[@CatalinaMaxCisternasJofre]

Yes, Me too!

[@Chaos89P]

Poyo!

[@desiredtobemyself]

@Noam Nederby Jessen me as well

[@imjaden1655]

@Christian Kirbo I Like Both Waffles And Pancakes.

[@scarffoxandfriends9401]

4:45 if you look closely he is using his slingshot. Keep in mind it's not the stretchy band slingshots of today, it acts similar to how you throw a ball in Lacrosse. Well, i guess a hand trebuchet would be a better example. Also, just be glad they didn't make Goliath a One shot kill like in the Bible XD

[@gracekim25]

ScarfFox and Friends true

[@BadBoyKostik]

I Hope that Dino and Martin bring me a Pop Station!

[@isme9622]

I hope the same but with a Michendo deeeeeeeee

[@pmkinskye5903]

Don’t you just HATE when another cultist makes another rip off bible

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

So... Mormons?

[@TBustah]

Orange Gopter Orange Gopter Yes, thank you. I was raised Evangelical, I don’t think most people realize how different Mormonism really is. It borrows some elements from Christianity, but they reject some of its core tenants (such as the concept of the Trinity, which is a pretty big one) and have a vastly different cosmology. They also basically think the Judeo-Christian God is just one of many gods, that the most faithful of Mormon men become gods of their own planets in death. To call Mormons “Christians” is a bit like calling Medieval Nords (many of which simply added Yahweh to their existing pantheon alongside Odin, Thor, etc.) “Christians”.

[@hypergoon1152]

TBustah.I agree 100%.I'm Christian as well.

[@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464]

@@hypergoon1152 lol atheist here

[@AustinGen]

You want to go to Pizza Land? That's called "Italy"

[@inkykid9728]

Conner: The Bible Me: it says the bibble Conner: (Earape) YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY!!

[@catguy5425]

To be fair, Goliath was even easier IRL. One small stone was all it took! 😆

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

That was just the stunner move. As his finisher, he decapitated Goliath with Goliath's own sword!

[@bababooey7444]

0:10 It says the Bibble YOU DARE QUESTION THE WORD OF THE MIGHTY J-

[@rocketraccoon3064]

Ahh yeah Wisdom Tree... I remember AVGN ripping these things to pieces. This was also a great review of them

[@scarffoxandfriends9401]

3:45 yes, look at those great Roman pyramids and Hieroglyphics in the background. =b I don't even think Rome existed yet at that time.

[@dave7-95]

Me : named david Connor: David is a strong lad Me: :3

[@Davidplex]

me too

[@drezz8k]

Some of them bible game Christian rock songs slap tho

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

That one that was playing was Gone by Tobymac, former member of DC Talk. The same band that helped made the genre what it is today compared to what it used to be, with the release of Jesus Freak in 1995.

[@hahani17]

I doubt God is happy about this either...

[@smb-c3po]

I doubt there's even a god to begin with anyway, look at all the suffering allowed to happen.

[@alexbaribeault]

@@smb-c3po The most believable theory that religious people provide to answer why that is, is that the devil's influence is behind all the bad shit, and God has no control over it. He can't stop bad from happening but he can still bring good.

[@yocarter9221]

@@alexbaribeault not really,god has full control over everything,the devil is just a mere figure

[@yourneighborhoodmegalomaniac]

Alex Baribeault that's so stupid lmao. I'm surprised anyone could believe such a story

[@hahani17]

This escalated quite quickly...

[@mathewwatson-FireGem21]

Thank you for these great videos Conner and I hope you have an Awesome Christmas! Can't wait to see you next year President Waffle!

[@carlanders96]

I'm going to church after this,now I'm terrified

[@haydenjacoby3927]

Fight of gods is also on Switch. You deside if that's a bonus.

[@ktoon4725]

**scoff** these games are just sad. In the Bible it only took David one stone to defeat Goliath not four. **hmph** did theses people never even look at a Bible, or at least watch Veggietales?

[@hypergoon1152]

ToonStar Inc. I did...and I love it all.

[@blootube97]

ToonStar Inc. now that you say that, imagine if they made the Bible stories as an anime? That’d be some intense one punch stone to the head lol

[@smb-c3po]

That's not how Odysseus defeated the Cyclops.

[@hypergoon1152]

Hamtaro.I can send you my Bible mangas.

[@smb-c3po]

@@hypergoon1152 I only read good fairytales, not bigoted one that ripped off every other mythology.

[@paulselby14]

Noha's ark: animal warfare.

[@mr.badmic]

i think him calling us *wafflings* has to be the best thing ever

[@buttercupkat]

Fun Fact: Scott Cawthon attempted to make games about the bible, but after a buttload of criticism, he decided to take the criticism literally and made the FNAF series!

[@cjhs2006]

Fight of Gods:Yeah,Historically,Christianity Would’ve Been Cool With This me:Next Time do Your Research

[@letsfindoutwhy3233]

I played Exodus for the NES, I still have the game. My mother got it for me when I was a kid.

[@ReZInum]

As a Christian little boi, I have mixed emotions about these games *Especially with Fight of Gods*

[@cutlass206]

I play smite sooo

[@Chaos89P]

I have a feeling that was the point with Fight of Gods.

[@maxie2670]

I just don't take those games seriously

[@UDOD0NE]

And the Lord said... PUT THEM HANDS UP, DISCIPLE!

[@musixroxs5792]

Wow... I remember watching hundreds of your videos back then like 2 or 3 years ago and nothing has changed your one of my favorite KZbinrs

[@bizaster]

WE ALL LOVE YOU CONNER

[@arielglr7177]

3:16 I mean, have you heard of the "plague"

[@TheJadeFist]

You know what thing about the blue Bible Adventures cart, is that it was better designed than the grey official ones. The indent curve made it alot easier to pull out compared to the tiny ridges.

[@coinshot3951]

In the bootleg world grandad crawls out of your pc and leaves the presents under the tree

[@stabbytherat]

Wisdom tree more like Bootleg Tree

[@bobbythespicyboi3617]

I may have not clicked first I may have not clicked last But when I saw this I clicked fast

[@rcLdrcH]

...and thank you Conner the waffle. As of the last month I now have a new craze of videos to watch now and forever. Keep up the awesome work

[@ailexx3377]

"It feels good to punch the god." - conner the waffle -2019

[@BobbinRobbin777]

*a god

[@stewartmeetball3417]

In before it's copy's struck. Hi Connor

[@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464]

copyright struck or claimed not copy's struck and besides it is copies not copy's, god that whole comment is a mess.

[@TheGlowingBeansGuy]

Jesus in the fighting game with the part of the cross look like a Dauntless weapon

[@mattresskingofnightmares1123]

As an ex Christian I can explain baby Moses’ story. An evil king demanded all the babies in the kingdom to be dead (or something like that) and Moses’ mother put Moses on a basket and put it in a river and Moses was adopted by the pharaohs daughter.

[@blackenedheart9592]

I remember when these games were brand new! 🤣🤣 I use to play alot of them! Lol.

[@sticksidk]

I don’t know why,but when said Santa in the Jesus fighting game I died of laughter

[@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140]

“..And sense wisdom tree had the power of god and anime on their side..” *Technically the truth..*

[@OGOR2137]

Bible games sans on the thumbnail... LOVE IT!

[@baoquoc3710]

MARIO IS REAL GOD JESUS CONFIRMED

[@connorcon7660]

the end of the video was heartwarming thank you

[@dee4890]

Noah... *GET THE BOAT*

[@stoffhimel]

allow me to correct you. wisdom tree is still in business. they even offered to put a out a mini wisdom tree collection when the mini nes was scarce.

[@cubeman9766]

That says the bibble If you dont get it your to young

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

*YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY **_JIMMY?!_*

[@LustigelGC]

*too

[@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464]

I will always be faithful to the broble

[@JoseFrancisco-te1ed]

Never talk like that to my favorite games

[@chiaseed01]

Oh hey! We have The Bible Game on XBox! We loved playing that game... which is interesting considering we hadn't read much of the Bible, meaning we rarely ever beat the computer characters.

[@-lukaivaston-5353]

I actually played spiritual warfare and Bible adventures when I was little... man they bring back memories

[@Blu_Moon_VA]

7:29: How the church views commercialism in a nutshell.

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

8:22 Yet another LJN-ized joke of a Bible game...

[@negative_platuinm3340]

I cried for 15 minutes after watching thanks connerthewaffle thanks for getting me thru tough times

[@patriciajarrach5253]

Greatest. Conner the Waffle video. Ever.

[@TheRealSuperRabbid]

The Bible Game looks like a old animation Scott Cawton would make. Yes, the same one who made Five Nights At Freddy's.

[@snarblewarbs6199]

Bootlegs:(exists) Me:(Holds the cross)

[@KetwunsGamingPad]

2:25 Nice Easter Egg music....you know we all want you to play it...you knew when you said 'bootleg' and 'multi-game cart' became your thing...it was gonna happen...don't miss the Action...

[@Thegoodgamerpro72jdq]

You overstated your welcome when you get a DLSVMG rating with just an ultimate tails death compilation

[@vigminitaur5359]

I played bible adventures as a kid once, so i remember it fondly

[@Gfreak250]

Fight of Gods is actually available on the Nintendo Switch eShop.

[@Chaos89P]

This sounds like a Night Trap scenario.

[@jaimeg309]

Can We Have Fight of Gods 2?

[@pizzamaster355]

Let's add arceus to the game

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

7:29 Santa is a lot tougher than he looks. He may look jolly, but if you're on his naughty list, prepare for a smackdown you're not gonna soon forget!

[@Aaedion]

The lord himself has told me to tell you that you have prevailed

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

7:43 Jesus vs. Jesus

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

@@zyzzy-ko4ww And Jesus said unto Jesus, "I am a Shadow... thine true self... "

[@everythingthrice2582]

BRO WHEN HE SAID JE- *OW!!*

[@levischuurmans9400]

Finally someone who uses the word "literally" right. :)

[@RandomishToons]

who tf getttin this for xmas

[@josuacandilanza6969]

Avgn already covered this. But I'll gladly watch it again!

[@SONICBOOM1889]

Merry Christmas, ConnerTheWaffle!

[@Last_Person]

0:11 me:that says the bibble Conner: YOU DARE QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE ALMIGHTY CONNER

[@Equ3strianGam3r]

I''m not sure the Wisdom Tree games count as bootlegs as they were actually sold in retail stores. I owned Bible Adventures as a kid, unfortunately, but still, they were sold.

[@GrumpsTheMovie]

3:15 Man, Bible times were *scaaarrry* Heh I see what you did there

[@marshallhorton7154]

The most important God *S A N T A* -conner the waffle

[@RabbitsMoo]

Jack in the box jesus... these games 😂

[@theonekiddkris3013]

Hi I luv ur funny Vids

[@fanofluxray]

The best waffle ever!❤

[@phoenixtech9782]

Hey Conor :throws a super crown on your head and runs ha ha ha ha ha

[@douglasthequilava]

You forgot Super Noah's Ark 3D... also, Merry christmas, ya Waffle!

[@garbonga5879]

Hey dude your videos are awsome Conner keep making videos and have a very merry Christmas

[@akufromthefuture7159]

I'm SO glad you posted. White blonde baby yoda american jesus thanks... thou

[@freshguy4837]

I watched some videos before this and they all were or ended off in "sad" endings so I got to say good job KZbin community and have a happy new year!

[@erans0889]

merry Christmas and have the best 2020 you can see you in 2020

[@Rayzer324]

3:45 Oh yes, the "Roman Soldiers"

[@DrNoobisthebestyoutuberever]

2:07 no he beat the crap out of every single o- wait wrong book

[@rolandofeliciano6006]

I believe Wisdom Tree got a hold of the Rabbit chip code Tengen had after the whole Nintendo vs Atari court case. That's just my thought.

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

At least Tengen NES games are legitimate NES games.

[@robertjohnson-kj8vj]

I used to play these as a kid in the christian bookstores. Was the only reason I wanted to go was to play exodus and the camel one.

[@KillahCell]

I had Bible Adventure. I liked it.

[@cosmicminun59]

if you want more bible games, I recommend watch AVGN's 3 videos on bible games

[@8bitalien647]

ahh yes i definitely remember the fights between sentinet food in the Bible

[@Taetaedoeslife]

We’re gonna need Jesus after this.

[@Ivan-db3bf]

Day ???: I CaNt HelP bUt KeEp WatChIng, SeEms LiKe CONNER KNOWS WhAt wE WaNna WaTch eVeRy dAy!! BOOTLEG.GAMES.

[@retromachine8248]

I gotta say that fighting game looks pretty dope, i even considered buying it at some point.

[@KatelynJewel]

If you do another Bible bootleg video, one you should cover is Sunday Funday. It has an interesting history as it started as a game in Japan called Miss Peach World which has a cover based on Super Mario Bros. 3 but with Princess Peach, but the actual game has nothing to do with her and it has nudity, then it was re-skinned in the US as Menace Beach having it be about a boy trying to save his girlfriend, and finally it was altered as Sunday Funday making it about a boy trying to get to church. The last one was the final game released on the NES.

[@uselessgoddessaqua3451]

Fight of the gods looks freakin awesome

[@TheGateShallStand]

Santa is the most important god.

[@vigminitaur5359]

You rock connor, merry christmas

[@RandomishToons]

Noah’s arcs music was the end to Mario when pt was saved