Biden Is Planning a White House Deep Clean

[@Steve-bo6ht]

Joe should scan the White House for listening devices as anything is possible with Trump

[@tjsteele513]

Triggered..

[@rickpontificates3406]

No, the SPYING was done by OBAMA AGAINST TRUMP... FACT!

[@Sergei__v]

No need, Kamala will do it. She’s going to be your president

[@w1tchmom]

@@rickpontificates3406 Yeah..but it ISN'T FACT! It is just more of tRumps paranoid delusions

[@rickpontificates3406]

@@w1tchmom No. Actually, IT IS FACT that Obama was SPYING on members of Trump's cabinet. In fact, Obama ALSO SPIED on the Associated Press, Dennis Kucinich, and reporter James Rosen. THOSE ARE FACTS!!

[@patricia5686]

Bring in an elder from every Native American tribe and have them sage smudge every inch of the place.

[@TooBadThatDidntKillMe]

And look the other way when they get near the portrait of Andrew Jackson that Spanky hung in the Oval Office.

[@rodemaashby8190]

@@TooBadThatDidntKillMe Yes, cringe worthy.

[@BrookelLakeKC]

Totally my thoughts as well. Since I’m sure the windows can’t be opened for security reasons, they’ll need to get all the bad energy out with tons of sage and allowing doors to be open to allow those demons to escape😂

[@thatswhatisaid8908]

Not until it's been thoroughly scrubbed and disinfected! It's dangerous!

[@rodemaashby8190]

@@thatswhatisaid8908 yes, healthy air flow is important to allow chemical concentrates to be evacuated & for good continuous scrubbing of allergens like pollen, microscopic particles like viruses & whatever causes unpleasant odors... Clean room technology was designed to create particulate free spaces for silicon chip manufacturing: the clean room ideas can be modified for other spaces. House plants can help recycle & increase oxygen in enclosed spaces too.

[@classical7]

A deep cleaning at the WH is a MUST!!! Both literally and figuratively. Seriously.

[@TooBadThatDidntKillMe]

With a flamethrower if needs be.

[@classical7]

@@TooBadThatDidntKillMe Most definitely

[@cynthiahiatt1556]

The WH is infested due to COVID outbreak

[@vanman6534]

Sweep for bugs. The Russian listening kind. Search them as they leave, and do an inventory, no telling what this gang of petty thieves might try to make off with.

[@Bwaatiss]

A few days later... *On eBay:* Official White House Oval Office Flag and Pole. Starting bid: $1,000,000.00 Buy it now: $10,000,000.00 Shipping: $500,000.00

[@giselleebuh3133]

When James said his mom cleaned the house before the cleaners came I felt that.

[@batgorls]

When you mom tells you to clean your room before guests come over. Like gurl- why would they even go in there?!

[@kimclarke5018]

I clean after them because I want it clean....

[@maryelizabeth6797]

So did my mother and sadly me. LOL

[@telectronix1368]

Well you don't want someone coming in to your home and thinking that you don't know how to clean.

[@karolschwartz625]

Lolol

[@harumiaamirah7767]

Deep cleaned, scanned, exorcised and all that jazz.

[@susannesteinhoff3498]

☆☆☆all thaet jaezz☆☆☆

[@alexchiang7222]

Exorcised

[@speakerz74]

this deep cleaning should be the deepest clean physically allowed by modern science

[@kellyj.azania4371]

😂

[@tomhermann1167]

Hope that the exorcism won't hurt Giuliani too bad

[@zaaz1471]

"and I signed something saying that if I'm wrong, I can go to jail..." Not if you're _wrong_ which you clearly are, but if you _lied_ which you may be doing.

[@neemohwairimu9845]

Yes it should be deep cleaned, literally. With detergents/disinfectants, a little pest control here and there lol.

[@YusufGinnah]

😎👍🏼 But... "..a little?" 🙈😆🤣

[@melaniecontreras532]

LOL PEST CONTROL

[@batgorls]

Get bob duncan up in here. Bob’s bugs begone is on the case 😎 I can’t believe I remembered the fkn name 💀

[@randomhuman1198]

@@batgorls FTGYHUJIKOL

[@youthought878]

LOL SO FUNNY HAHA ZERO BASIS ON WHAT YOURE FIGHTING AGAINST HAHA

[@Sum_Guy]

That's the greatest description of Hanukkah ever. Give that man a space in the oxford dictionary

[@wdym4521]

Wdym? He wrote the whole thing

[@TheSamwaldo]

If only they let us play Call of Duty in Hebrew School

[@ella17734]

Good to know.😂

[@louisplaat8984]

@@TheSamwaldo I would play the hell out of that game.

[@justinyou5343]

“Its a little bit about light and a lot about us doing call of duty ** to them.” Lmao Edit: you guys should use ecosia, they use 80% revenue they get to plant trees in places trees are needed most.

[@TooBadThatDidntKillMe]

_Call of Duty: Ancient Warfare_

[@multifanderisverycrafty]

It’s way too true

[@Msfinable]

Using Ecosia already, and I get stupidly happy every time I reach a "new tree" in searches 😊

[@TheDagat]

Less worried about Covid, I'd make sure the 'bugs' were all found.

[@markmac1907]

exactly. putin has ears in the WH now.

[@alexanderroloff8093]

They sweep the white house daily for listening devices. Won't be surprised to find out they find some though.

[@leiac.6041]

Ba dump bump bump lol

[@leiac.6041]

Ba dump bump trump

[@Martial-Mat]

100%

[@sshaw4429]

Moms always clean before the cleaner comes.

[@YusufGinnah]

They're gonna have to scrub out the _Orange Skidmarks_

[@emeraldfox76]

That description of Hanukkah was the greatest thing I've ever heard. Ian is life! XD

[@daisiesandroses5107]

The feminist in me can't care if she was a stripper before in this context. It doesn't matter. I want Trump to loose, but this detail doesn't matter.

[@alhambralions5985]

Her prior work doesn’t matter, but her intelligence and judgement are seriously in question.

[@karmicpopcorn6440]

I find it humorous.

[@Olddeadleadfoot]

He'll need several high-pressure garden sprayers filled with 99% isopropyl alcohol at the very least.

[@parkiwi4787]

Trump's tweet throne will need to be replaced, he won't flush but leave you a reminder of his achievements.

[@Simpmom]

Gotta clean off all of his orange tan crap off every surface

[@bullpuppy7455]

"The contamination is too widespread. I say we take off and **** the entire site from orbit... It's the only way to be sure..." - Ellen Ripley

[@Beamboy555]

@trail riding you ain’t getting shit. Even if they wanted to, which they don’t, republicans run the senate. All’s Biden is gonna do is help China

[@lhodgens]

#greatness lmao

[@bethaniie_]

And I thought my maths test was an impossible task...

[@_souldier]

*cheeto dust*

[@professorpancakes6545]

Yeah they're definitely gonna need to scrub the whole place down. I bet Trump will leave a couple of "massive dumps" in the White House bathroom.

[@cookierry7015]

Trump dumps

[@ferretfriend5458]

Get rid of all trumps tacky stuff

[@michaelf5034]

Knowing Trump, he’ll probably leave his used diapers on the floor. It’s hard to imagine we have a President who shits his pants.

[@aaahandynewtry5978]

Yeah and now thanks to rudy we know farts spread coronavirus. Just ask Jenna Smellthis. Oh and can you imagine if farts spread corona...now poop probably does too...now you can get your hepatitis and e. Coli with a side of coronavirus

[@michelledouglas4953]

dwl. why not? There is a water shortage isn't it?

[@loboblack3092]

I am an Aussie and James is one of my favorite Brits....in fact I rank him up there with the Flying Circus. Luv ya, Mate...You care enough to make us laugh when the World..at least the US...only gives us tears. You are Essential.

[@aries_chaos]

Forever calling Zebra's "Jazz horses" now

[@aaahandynewtry5978]

It's like calling a raccoon a trash panda. Lol.

[@Chunkboi]

Or calling an orca a “goth dolphin.”

[@aries_chaos]

Calling a hedgehog a spikey floof

[@aaahandynewtry5978]

@@aries_chaos an armabrillo.

[@mathildevanderham932]

Jazz horses were?!

[@itsMizaa]

I don't sleep, and am so early for this video. Been binge-watching every late shows

[@winxclubstellamusa]

I do that every night!

[@famousgoldentouch]

Like I do ;) which ones are you watching every day ? ✌

[@itsMizaa]

@@winxclubstellamusa same 😅

[@itsMizaa]

@@famousgoldentouch fallon, corden, kimmel, noah, colbert and more 😂

[@moafighting1597]

yep

[@araisikewai]

Pretty sure someone will shit the bed on the last day before they left simply out of pettiness.

[@eriscyl]

I love when people say “mispronounciation”

[@ajax4887]

Why...?

[@orchidmsc]

@@ajax4887 It's mispronunciation. They're saying incorrectly the word that means to say incorrectly.

[@ajax4887]

@@orchidmsc Oh Yeah i Just realized how the guy spelt it. I hate it when people say that

[@sharygalloway9777]

That cracks me up!!

[@sharygalloway9777]

Eris It really cracks me up. I hear those erroneous efforts so often

[@nannettecouch1945]

Authenticate all items and have the drug and bomb-sniffing dogs too!

[@dbone3356]

James: "Hanukkah. Where we celebrate the Festival of Lights." Me: "Instead of one day of presents they get 8 crazy nights?"

[@charlottesmom]

@@neurodivergent-velociraptor , The OP was quoting Adam Sandler...

[@Kepi_Kei]

They get presents

[@mervynstephens2808]

So the Jews like the Hindu’s also have a Festival of Lights, it amazing how most religions have similarities

[@Music-xb2lx]

I really felt that when James said his mom cleaned the house before the cleaners came, literally happened with me yesterday, my mom vacuumed the whole house and made us clean our rooms before the cleaners came, which really just defeats the whole purpose😂

[@cagedtigersteve]

I do the same thing. I want to make sure nothing embarrassing is just lying around.

[@ShR33k]

I can't blame him... it must be a cesspit of germs with "the healthiest president ever" in there at the moment.

[@scalliou4939]

President Biden needs to smudge the entire White House, every nook and cranny, to get rid of the swamp stench and swamp energy.

[@rileythacker3211]

Frankly, the White House needs to be exorcised...after all the EVIL lurking throughout the outgoing administration!!!

[@noellarash367]

This makes me sick... & I’am not even a USA citizen

[@annisaicha9754]

Omg why im laughing so hard🤣 ‘Deep clean’

[@mememe473]

THAT'S REALLY NUTS💀😂😂... Keep safe everyone ✌️💜 I would sanitize every single thing in there btw😩 and change EVERYTHING 😂💯

[@Atite_Lometen]

5:44 I swear this is "The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation with at a Party" in real person.

[@cinnamonsizzlepersonal9775]

Who else was hoping for a sick drum solo to prove James wrong??

[@melaniecontreras532]

I'm not surprised he was going to plan a white house deep clean I would do the same thing lol

[@thisistheaccountname]

And throw out the bedding.

[@jules.8443]

It’s like James said, he would have done it because of tRump. Even without a pandemic.

[@chillbilly2517]

Inmate Elect Biden will never see the inside of the White House again, he'll be staring at the gray walls in his Gitmo suite.

[@kimclarke5018]

@@chillbilly2517 hon get a life. Do some humanitarian work and lighten up.

[@jules.8443]

JustTrollingAlong Throw the bed & all the furniture. And if it’s true Melania had the toilet changed, Jill should get a new one.

[@Robin-fj8qn]

You know, I think James if much funnier without an audience. LOL These are funny as shit!

[@virginiaoflaherty2983]

I love the drummer, so modest. Soft-spoken. Loved his comment on drumming supporting and complimenting what others do and the other night about his in-laws, or in-laws to be, what a sweetheart.

[@christophertownsend3820]

Ian needs his own late night show. Like "The Late, Late, Late Show". Just him in Pod cast style set with a couple of guests and you have a solid 30 minute slot to round out the evening. Colbert, Corden, Karmel. Come on CBS, get with the program!

[@zkaluf]

yeah I know right?

[@telectronix1368]

Oooohhhh, no. He has a podcast - a group of man-children living in their 'skaterboi' arrested development.

[@davidmichaellewin]

“It’s another Chanukah thing” 😆 you sir, are a comedic genius. Love that sweater.

[@karenwitzmann6522]

Thank you James for teaching them English.

[@UmerMumtaz]

I’ll repeat what I said earlier! She is all of Trump supporters rolled into one!

[@diogenes5654]

yep...stupid and aggressive

[@taylorfrink1182]

republicans: you liberals are snowflakes!!! also republicans: wahhh my preferred candidate didn't win, let's have upheaval of our democracy / federalism / state sovereignty Everyone will accept the truth eventually as Joe Biden takes office this coming January. We are so blessed that President Joe Biden is leading our country for the next 4 years. Things are getting better. Progress with us.

[@thisistheaccountname]

Can't wait for the airing of grievances. It's been a looooooooog year...

[@markmac1907]

me and my dog aged 7 years this year.

[@thisistheaccountname]

@@markmac1907 ha ha ha ha ha. That's cute. I've been unemployed since June so my dogs have had me pampering them 24/7. I doubt they've stressed much.

[@TooBadThatDidntKillMe]

For Spanky, every day after Election Day has been Festivus.

[@markmac1907]

@@TooBadThatDidntKillMe Festivus is supposed to be for the rest of us.

[@brookeparker2488]

Ian explained Hanukkahs origins better (and more entertainingly) than my history teacher

[@r.d.whitaker5787]

My mother also cleaned up before the cleaner came😒

[@ahnanda68]

Cleaning lady story is so true 😂

[@roberthodge7802]

Best Hanukkah origin story ever. Mostly "call of duty shit" that came out good, for a while.

[@RavenLunatic33]

Hahaha ! ... Omg, the Melissa "Karen" looks a lil out of place with out smackin' some gum real loud while she talks ! 😂😂😂😂

[@mightyone3737]

For the record, there is a very big difference between tidying up so a cleaner can do a thorough cleaning, vs actually scrubbing every surface yourself. A cleaner doesn't know where to put your shit so you can find it again, so you need to be organized first, or hire an organizer AND a cleaner and be done with it.

[@MyHeart1955]

Mispronouced ONLY because you think it is - we are no longer a part of the Queen’s people.

[@fredocarroll]

OMG, Fuzzbubble! Talk about a blast from the past. I loved "Out There."

[@iwillnotcomply1143]

At the end of the year lets shout out "JUMAJI" and get the hell out of 2020

[@JithinJacob333]

What's jumagi?

[@debbieallen1815]

Hairspray takes solvent to dissolve. Imagine all the hairspray.

[@skipperfishy5161]

Most people: sleep Me at 3 am: james corden time hehehe bou

[@TheNo1pencil]

Ian's cardigan is fantastic

[@notsure1969]

That Kung Fu master literally had balls of steel.

[@lealovrekovic2713]

i have come to a point in my life that all i watch on you tube is james corden and one direction videos

[@leonie3294]

I-I'm... Wow I feel you! I've done nothing else since quarantine started 😂

[@karmageddon9856]

Apparently bleach gets rid of even the most stubborn Stains upon the fabric of Humanity.

[@fayetoliver562]

That "e" in her last name Carone...should be an A!😂😂

[@reneem9061]

That was my first thought lol

[@aaahandynewtry5978]

Karen Carona

[@deivyonjackson]

😂😂😂😂

[@lindimbhele3064]

Can you believe the world we live in now 🤯

[@badja_uk]

Please leave it to this format ... brilliant

[@David0gden]

ATTENTION EVERYONE. James Corden and band/crew are still the absolute best thing on late night. THAT IS ALL.

[@directioner3153]

the scrubbing bubble joke!!!! i can't!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dalequadros2535]

Day 48 of asking James to kidnap or hand out zoom ids to the 1D members

[@susanhilton3436]

Nice pic, you are one good looking guy

[@lottieloup6761]

YES.

[@dalequadros2535]

Lol thnx ✌🏻

[@susanhilton3436]

@@dalequadros2535 you are welcome give credit where it is due

[@ramomalik75]

Lets goo james love you👍👍

[@nancylux9593]

Trump would probably try to take the Resolute Desk with him ...

[@rolandscott7303]

Nancy people are saying the election was rigged, what do you think?

[@Robin-fj8qn]

..and the paintings! Better nail everything down!

[@nancylux9593]

@@rolandscott7303 i voted absentee....and my feeling, as a proud American, is I trust in our elections, and their results. I have been both extremely pleased, extremely upset, and extremely pleased again at results of those elections I was troubled enough to vote in. Each time, I await the outcome, and process any disappointments as an adult....at least I like to believe I do.

[@missg.5940]

Naw..he is just going to carve F U sleepy Joe in it.

[@missg.5940]

@Wat Umean 🤣🤣🤣🇨🇦

[@jeffmhuber]

Better sage it too

[@Beruthiel45]

Pinesol, bleach, and Lysol, parumpapumpum... 🎵🎶🥁🥁🥁 🇨🇦🥳

[@servraghgiorsal7382]

Absolutely. I'd have it sanitized three times and seriously checked for bug's and apt Cam's

[@servraghgiorsal7382]

Whoops. Meant spy camerà s and bug's. (microphones

[@edddiej8320]

James Corden and, Conan, Stephen Colbert, and Trevor Noah are sooo funny!!!! They all been doing the damn thing to give us laughter and the latest news!

[@maxanluulnaxam1102]

A lot of people have already said it but I’m gonna join them and say that this show has gotten way better during corona. Having fun with the format of a talkshow not unlike what Craig did. Good stuff!

[@chrystinegaines3207]

That’s the best Hanukkah explanation I ever heard, it’s beautiful

[@dinardalvi2010]

They should also get new furniture

[@daveapplemotors]

Melissa Carone is NOT a cartoon? My bad. She is so silly.

[@tidefanman1]

I own a cleaning business in Myrtle Beach and MOST folks do clean before we come in!! Crazy, but thanx

[@jaimelopez9859]

Gonna be tough to get out the four year old orange stains

[@umangtekriwal4879]

I think they should just build a new one.....😂

[@agriffin5308]

Oh yes, there's stains everywhere... it's gonna take years to get rid of all the stains.... but Biden I know you're up to the challenge 💜💜💜

[@pattyowens5756]

I just listened to Michael York reading the audio book of Brave New World and he pronounced khakis just the same.

[@sherryhesner5940]

"Scrubbing Bubbles" is a brand name for cleaning product.

[@faykouri1162]

“That is nuts”😂😂😂

[@thisistheaccountname]

He'll have to with all that COVID-19 covering it.

[@winxclubstellamusa]

Exactly!

[@alanjones4358]

Insulting the White House cleaning staff? How low can he go?

[@susannesteinhoff3498]

I want to name a cleaning company I own Dust Bunny and the girls wear overalls with pink shirts.

[@Tenly2009]

Disinfecting probably won’t be enough. If it were me moving in, I’d burn down the residence section and rebuild it from scratch.

[@calvinbernstein]

0:05 The applause button, amazing

[@peopleperson]

LMAOOOOO

[@moafighting1597]

lmao

[@arondajackson1880]

That is the only way to have someone come in an clean the doesn't need to be spotless just in order.

[@sh0gun4t38]

Who else is going to see Crotching Dragon: Balls Are Draggin'?

[@Medusa5150]

My family members also clean and pick up before house cleaner comes over and carpet is precleaned before carpet cleaners come over as well ! lol.

[@rosesmith6925]

Just have Raid set off a thousand bug bombs.

[@SnideChick]

Ian is seriously funny. Best late night sidekick ever!

[@beanoorbe6266]

Hi papa mochi

[@strange3945]

James, you mispronounced the word “mispronunciations”. It reminded me of a conversation I had with a young British woman in the 80s who denigrated how we Americans spoke English. So, I corrected all of her grammatical mistakes in her diatribe about how poorly we spoke the “Queen’s” English. 😀

[@seacalgal3618]

Bada Bing, why are we Not surprised 🙄😂

[@amandagoodman7612]

Your drummer is adorable!!

[@instantlybroken]

I don't think ancient Israel is actually a thing. That sounds a lot like revisionist history

[@DJB0X3R]

Hey my Boston “Car Keys in Khakis” joke!

[@melissaj116]

Hi everyone in the comments 😀

[@YusufGinnah]

Hey Melissa...👋🏼 😎

[@macm3081]

Hello. Happy holidays and merry christmas.

[@michelleranta8681]

Lysol,febreeze and holy water.

[@parkerhenry7943]

James should do a video on trumps spiritual advisor

[@suzannegiannini85]

Scrubbing bubbles is a cleaning agent that bubbles up.