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Big Bird takes Vanity Fair's famous lie detector test. Which Bird is better at basketball? Big Bird or Larry Bird? Does he ever Google himself? Is Oscar the Grouch a good neighbor? Who is Big Bird's best friend? Does Big Bird have it in him to tell a lie?
Sesame Street is celebrating its 50th anniversary of helping kids everywhere grow up smarter, stronger and kinder. Sesame Street’s 50th season is currently running on HBO and will premiere on PBS in the summer of 2020.
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[@JesusDeNazaret33]

“You were named a living legend” RIP Caroll Spinney

[@joeypieper6384]

ironic this was posted days before his death

[@hairypolack]

Yeah but this doesnt sound like Spinney at all

[@GreenLeafCityVideoGaming]

@@hairypolack *Yeah, I know. He retired last year.* *The new Big Bird voice is Matt Vogel who actually started in 2002 as a substitute for Caroll Spinney.*

[@hairypolack]

I’m pretty sure almost all of the originals are gone. But it IS amazing how many of the humans are with us

[@matthewsmith3078]

@@hairypolack frank Oz is still with us

[@illuminatiCorgi]

"The truth will set you free 😐" - Cookie Monster

[@eliz9830]

Iconic

[@donkeykong4983]

Mark Sneddon lmao

[@AyAy008]

Idk what that means, but alright..

[@julieporter7805]

Cookie should be an attorney. 🤣😉

[@TheApril281987]

😂

[@thismightbeyou]

"Who's your best friend?" "Snuffy." "Thought he was gonna say Elmo." LMAO

[@sarahuwu3148]

thismightbeyou Abby: "Oh well this is awkward..." LOL

[@JediJuniper92]

LOL

[@tayshaunalexander7621]

Lol

[@ariellasandberg2001]

I died when that came up!! 😆

[@waffle._.bubbles]

Why does it feel like Big Bird is being questioned for murder, but no one knows that’s why he’s being questioned.

[@genericsoundssleepasmr4090]

I like your nonbinary flag!

[@waffle._.bubbles]

@@genericsoundssleepasmr4090 Thank you!

[@khloewoods914]

What's non-binary?

[@BILLCIPHER8]

@@khloewoods914 when you don't identify as any gender.

[@khloewoods914]

Oohhhh!

[@ianbyrne465]

I really want like an adult version of Sesame Street. Not one that’s super edgy or anything, just weird self-aware situations like this, or Elmo’s appearance on late night shows. Cookie Monster talking about his apartment, Elmo complaining about the cost of travel and not wearing clothes. All of it works oddly well

[@marioman7187]

That sounds an awful lot like The Muppets.

[@Jordan-ze9mb]

That's pretty much the muppet show muppets

[@MaherandIbrahimsAvengers]

Tbh we already have that During the day the Seasame Street Muppets are teaching young kids about letters and numbers At night Cookie Monster is complaining about rent for his appartment

[@dabatman5187]

For some reason the performers have the characters be more mature during these type of interviews. I’m all in for it

[@infjelphabasupporter8416]

Yeah that's the Muppets for you.

[@felixfeder7106]

"big bird...did you commit a warcrime?" "NO" *Lie detector goes off*

[@tks2072]

What war tho

[@n-341]

@@qaby3007 it's a joke, it's not actually in the video just a heads up

[@finalunusedname]

Big Bird: But it's true! I didn't commit... *a* war crime.

[@ftv2376]

Big Bird served 5 tours in vietnam Earning a Medal of honor and a Purple heart at the Battle of queek in the southern Vietnamese country side where his huey was shot down over the Ti river he came across a village the villagers were hostile yelling at big bird and charging at him big bird grabbed his flame thrower and what he did to that village he had to do.

[@tks2072]

@@ftv2376 then the air support came...

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

When you see your customized character in a cutscene

[@AikoMonsimutaGamauri]

FR

[@vc9491]

@@Siktopath shut mouth

[@bigstunna2049]

*when ur nodded character is in a cutscene

[@Polavianus]

@@Siktopath looks like you can't handle the neutron style

[@laughingoutloud4965]

😆

[@carynpinkston1939]

I wanted Big Bird to lie once at the end so badly. And for it to be about something really absurd. "Oh, Big Bird, one last question. Are your feathers naturally yellow?" "Yes, of course." *Lie detector goes off*

[@majormana1]

big bird wont rest them might

[@sebastiancooper7792]

“Did you lie at any point in this test, and we didn’t catch you?” “Yes, I was lying the whole time.”

[@estherhinds6314]

I KNOW I was really disappointed that he never once lied. Missed opportunity for something hilarious

[@courtneyoreilly5913]

Of course Big Bird didn't lie. He's too pure. Sesame Street is no place for lying orphaned 8. 2 foot tall yellow bigess canariess

[@rozieredz]

I love Elmo's little off-the-cuff comments in every unscripted thing he does That mutter at the end "this was the weirdest thing we've ever done"

[@merlinandmurdoch7837]

Pretty sure it wasn’t him that said that

[@ScrewgeMcF_ck]

@@merlinandmurdoch7837 That was Elmo lol

[@soulknight5330]

It’s funny because he’s canonically supposed to be a bit older than a toddler.

[@robinsondeja]

i had to click on the video to make sure my eyes weren’t deceiving me.

[@OvSpP]

Me: *sees a Sesame Street character on a lie detector test. Also me: *ASK ABOUT BERT AND ERNIE!*

[@rhiannoncollins9457]

Deja Robinson same

[@johnquincyaddinmachine]

Same

[@mesquitegirl2013]

Same

[@dakotastar1713]

Deja Robinson yeah same

[@teatime7669]

“You’ve been 6 years old for 50 years right?” That’s the best question I’ve ever heard.

[@noopthenoop]

*6

[@cripplingdebt8984]

Ash Ketchum niggas felt this

[@loganlepard6151]

6

[@regna2213]

True

[@abgamer7955]

@Fluffy Marshmallow 6*

[@feddyfaburr]

It took me way too long to realize that Big Bird doesn’t have a pulse

[@atulcharasiya2809]

😂😂

[@frownyclowny6955]

At one point there was a jagged line thing on the test when he was asked a difficult question

[@atulcharasiya2809]

@@frownyclowny6955 😂😂😂this thread is killing me

[@erikacroft245]

Omg yeah the machine never moves🤣🤣

[@Somelikeitthrift]

🤣🤣

[@siyahseeker]

Big Bird is so innocent, but not to the point where he's dumb. He is 6 years old after all.

[@ludicrous7044]

YEP-For 50 years!😊 Charley Brown is 75!🙄

[@Theunloved1738]

“Who’s you’re best friend?” “Snuffy.” “Ok, wHo’S reALy YouR BeSt fREinD???”

[@century768]

How did you use the wrong type of your and then used the right one

[@Cinos064]

"Snuffy"

[@meowmeow0510]

stan 👀

[@zakskingdomm]

Century ikr

[@impish-love9713]

Turtle 4 “Snuffy”

[@nurple8296]

"who's your best friend" "snuffy" "thought he was gonna say elmo" *mission failed we'll get em next time*

[@oj9966]

n u r p l e 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hallowloft2619]

Lol my friend is snuffy

[@thachocolategod]

I would pay to see a sitcom about Cookie Monster living in his rent controlled apartment.

[@jalengee8421]

Maybe if it lasted long enough he could’ve appeared in abc muppets in a apartment scene

[@paddythelegend1671]

The fact that they played this 100% straight is hilarous, slightly disturbing, but extremely wholesome

[@wroughtiron6031]

"Did you kill those children?" "I did no such thing." *glances at lie detector* "We got him."

[@blksteve11]

Da Liang I’m howling 😂😂😂😂

[@Neasyorc]

1845 isn’t a year, it’s his kill streak.

[@lt.poutre3444]

The kill streak, never forget. I remember him chasing me and the other kids. I managed to escape, but the others weren't that lucky. They all died. 1845 isn't a year, it's a kill streak.

[@PatrickAllenNL]

I was waiting for this bit

[@julieporter7805]

Cue Law and Order music beat.

[@SSGJafri]

"Rent controlled apartment" Cookie Monster is economically woke

[@tials9328]

SSG Jafri yes

[@Red-vw7rw]

Shut up commie

[@leepinlepin]

Yep

[@Tomie..]

I lost it

[@pizzaman9859]

SSG Jafri stonks

[@JesuisPISSSEDOFF]

"Do you ever google yourself, big bird?" *they've found the memes*

[@thefbiman2116]

Barry's inner kid was just like: "holy crap Big Bird wants to be my friend"

[@Diddlez505YT]

No one: KZbin: "Here's a video of big bird taking a lie detector test."

[@murphyhastings1457]

Diddlez505 the actor died

[@snxdes9535]

Murphy Hastings yeah we know

[@Haywood-Jablomi]

You're totally original and hilarious comment created such an uproar of laughter within me. Now I'm saddened that I will probably never see a comment as thoughtful or original as this one. Such is life.

[@Scrffy]

Diddlez505 Sounds about right

[@Scrffy]

Existential Crisis I kinda love you

[@jamjam2949]

interviewer: "so you've been six for 50 years, right?" big bird: "Well,I'm not very good at math, but ig thats right..." edit: thanks for 2.1K !! dunno what i did to deserve this much attention :000

[@flannerymonaghan-morris1317]

In all fairness, time seems to move slow on Sesame Street.

[@AtomicSuperMe]

Aren’t you supposed to be 13 or older to have a twitter account.... and big bird is 6

[@jwilliams7554]

He was actually 4 when the show first started

[@midnightsnackattiffanys7966]

@@AtomicSuperMe Under my country's Twitter terms, even users under the age of 13 can obtain a Twitter account with the consent of their parents or guardians on behalf of their users. Is it different in your country? However, who are Big Bird's parents or guardians...?

[@frutillasparatres]

Change that to 15 and we got Danielle Cohn

[@iris1433]

9:28 "you could say, you could say!" *looks over to abby* "you ready for this?" "you could say he passed with FLYING colors!!!" *abby and elmo laughing hysterically* *big bird still tied up* "haha... i can't fly." *abby and elmo still laughing in the back* "that should be noted, i can't fly."

[@bunnypunk7232]

I love how they're so sweet to Barry, it's just so funny lmao

[@prinnydude4894]

Cookie: "No, me just moved in years ago, but it rent-controlled." ….. "The old me not going anywhere. Me been there since the 60's". XD ohhhh I love Cookie.

[@atlkidz1]

Prinny Dude 😂😂

[@otherlego]

“Ok, how about benefits, pay health insurance and vacation time?” How about a cookie? actual Cookie Monster quote

[@bonabyafton6461]

I saw this comment as soon as that part came up.

[@chrisrockett5897]

@@otherlego I swear, he has to be one of the funniest muppets on anything he's on.

[@mikhail99999]

“Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?” big bird: *sweats nervously*

[@paigesh359]

myles green I don’t know why but that was the funniest thing I ever red😂 Edit:ok jeez people I meant read

[@MoistYoghurt]

@@paigesh359 not blue?

[@therustysfm4550]

Dat 2nd Form omg. It was just a joke.

[@rockymegaman8496]

🙌🏾YES YES YES YES YES 🙌🏾

[@mas8705]

Big Bird: Go ask Henson.

[@Mya..123]

This is something I never knew I needed 😂 Like elmo: “ so who’s your best friend?“ “ Uh stuffey” “… oh, I thought he was gonna say Elmo“ “ well, who’s really your best friend?” “Stuffey” Elmo:* intense inhale* AHHHHHHH😂 Also, Barry is iconic

[@xaliash1841]

0:18 “ThE tRuTh WiLl SeT yOu FrEe”

[@achingforstrength]

"OK, I don't know what that means, but alright" 👋🏾

[@timli41]

the only time the lie detector had any significant movement is when he mentioned john legend lol

[@yuehyyt]

You have 1.3K likes and no replies lol

[@deadlightzz]

You have 1.4k likes and two replies lol

[@ramiere1412]

@Jollytapestry .C ....

[@1AGXNY]

you have 1.6k likes and 5 replies lol

[@koolkat-hq5xc]

Big bird wants to frick john legend

[@galacticwatermelon7681]

“Big Bird, have you ever murdered someone?” *”No....”*

[@gamertrask9153]

*2 8 S T A B W O U N D S*

[@indigovae3579]

but...his *kill count...*

[@SonicDavid420]

He said that

[@petpiranhagamer7376]

WiLO :3 1845

[@redstone4687]

Galactic watermelon **lie detector goes off**

[@Douchebag97]

I love how confused big bird is

[@erinsheehan2381]

Barry looks so happy to be included

[@ambiebebe]

"Do you ever google yourself, Big Bird?" **silence intensifies**

[@thomascholowsky1236]

"Once. I clicked on something called 'Big bird rule 34'.That was the first and last time I'll google my name."

[@jenniferduncan6959]

he went 👀

[@damanidorsey7255]

big bird died today and oscar

[@codytheyellowpikmin6316]

"I never want to go there again..."

[@EngieVid]

I really thought the lie detector would go crazy at that moment.

[@mich-l]

“Don’t we all have feelings?" i felt that

[@Goldenswagger359]

ikr I felt this

[@kimmyawesomeness4184]

BEAUTIFUL THAT'S BEAUTIFUL SO BEAUTIFUL 8:29

[@b2kzangelalwayz]

Same

[@DraydenTheCreeper]

Unpopular opinion I didn’t feel that

[@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario]

@@DraydenTheCreeper that pfp reminds me of my old one

[@210rebelboy]

I like how Barry's sitting there acting like he's doing something

[@nacollier456]

Big bird is so innocent it's amazingly adorable. And its a shame that big bird just did what millions of people around the world cant even try to do.

[@FallOutJosie]

"who's your best friend?" "snuffy" top ten anime betrayals

[@dillonohlemiller9027]

Fall Out Josie umm that’s actually true if you watched Sesame Street when you were younger. So that statement makes no sense

[@melbottoms5769]

@@dillonohlemiller9027 it was only joke. He said this because in this video when elmo asked big bird who his best friend was, he said snuffy, so the joke of the comment was that elmo felt betrayed. Unless of course your comment is a joke too 😊

[@imid3440]

it’s true though :)

[@pandalu7809]

💀

[@eval4495]

😂 No hesitation.

[@madelinechapstick]

“Who’s your best friend?” “Snuffy.” Elmo: 😐

[@oensi]

Elmo: *Am I a JOKE to you?*

[@Janet-nq4kx]

That tough

[@issusx]

*F*

[@Sonic_stuff]

Abby : Abby mind : IM HIS BEST FRIEND Big bird : snuffy Abby face : 😄😅 Abby mind: 😡

[@punkfunk]

*Elmo slowly grabbing knife*

[@jeepmega629]

When Cookie Monster said "The truth will set you free" I lost it.

[@shikamarunara8841]

ELMO: "Barry what in the f#cking world is going on here" ME: dang Elmo no need to swear now

[@luciannarosee]

sad the actor died yesterday, and this got recommenced to me today

[@xlion780]

Lucianna_Playz_ ikr

[@ramaarmandoyusran9216]

Same :'

[@GcorpCoPrez]

Sameee!

[@batrisyiahanun6857]

Same here

[@silenteye9547]

Wait what!?

[@laikathespacepupnik8115]

“Have you ever killed anyone?” “No.” Machine shakes violently

[@traae2347]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/d6rGkGuBjLFghdk

[@crazymartin526]

Imagine if it exploded

[@ratbag7754]

The machine spirit knows the xenos lying.

[@victordejesus2000]

THIS HAD ME DYING OMG!!!!! Well done!!

[@koyfiish27]

Table shakes violently

[@yikesitsconnor]

I love how Barry is having a great time here. He's meeting THE sesame street charecters and hes living his best life.

[@alrighty323]

“You’ve been 6 years old for 50 years.” Big Bird: **Has a small existential crisis**

[@Matthew-McCallister]

Interviewer: “Did Epstein Kill himself” Big Bird, sweating nervously: “yes.” *needle shakes violently

[@sbxqnz]

*needle shakes vicously*

[@monkeinside]

*Sweats profusely*

[@conqurbas]

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[@tylove7992]

That's right, ruin a children's Video. So edgy!

[@vshazam]

@@tylove7992 kids deserve to know the truth about Epstein's murder too.

[@Zoeyphantomhive]

Barry looks like he’s having the best day, and I really can’t blame him

[@Terryterryterryterryterry]

I know. They're just puppets but I think I would actually be starstruck and play along.

[@kimberleymorris8052]

I bet his family warned him to be nice

[@BarryReitman]

It was a hoot. Loved every minute

[@musicplayer7889]

Barry Reitman what the 😧

[@thatstuff9949]

@@BarryReitman yooo😂😎

[@MollyDollyy774]

Giving a Puppet a Lie Detector test, I love how Innocent Big Bird is acting in this^^ XD

[@huplim]

I'm a grown adult and enjoyed watching this video in it's entirety. The innocence of this video makes me weep.

[@udb__187]

This mans is 6 and earns more money than me.

[@namitaagrawal562]

gaze_ deadman_309 r/wooosh

[@bruvdont5457]

Deadass

[@TYCOIX]

@Putang Ina not so much now

[@lys8322]

*this bird lol

[@elokin300]

Namita Agrawal how is that r/whoooosh?

[@moora21]

I can’t believe I just watched a puppet take a lie detector test with genuine interest

[@whirr2real]

And I am not complaining 🤣🤣🤧

[@amd3728]

Okay but same

[@saramcknz]

Same?

[@SoapCkat]

He's not a bird he's our childhood hero

[@danekota1512]

Same

[@Mewz123]

"I have to go to the bathroom." "That's true." "...It is true, I know-"

[@PhazonOmega]

I had to make sure this was actually Vanity Fair and not a satire.

[@Solus6464]

Cookie Monster probably high af. “The truth will set you free brother”

[@Lone_Wolf91]

Hi on cookies 🍪

[@softvoicedboyfriend4031]

What he be spiting fax

[@oammaslastnamethei3063]

"good thing they don't ask about Iraq in 1989, me happy about that"

[@next_gen691]

High on chocolate chip cookie

[@aubreytwins]

We gonna go crazy

[@OvSpP]

Me: *sees a Sesame Street character on a lie detector test. Also me: *ASK ABOUT BERT AND ERNIE!*

[@donkeykong4983]

Red panda lol

[@sophieasha9069]

Sesame Street has confirmed that they are strictly roommates & best friends (IIRC The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air parody on the Sesame Street KZbin channel shows how they knew each other)

[@scoutart1508]

Sophie Asha it may be an innuendo, but I always consider them in a way as fraternal best friends

[@mas8705]

Bert: Well, Ernie is very thirsty. He bothers me all about it every night.

[@jesmichelle]

bruhhhhh i thought they were brothers 💀💀

[@florencegosselin1924]

This feels like a Sesame Street episode with Barry the lie detector guy as a special guest

[@ashii3773]

Elmo and Abby: (starts crying and hugging) Me: (Hugs the screen and starts crying) Elmo: "OK, lock it up, lock it up" Me: Oh-

[@nihilisticbarbie]

"YoU eVeR cHeCk YoUr TwItTeR dMs" I cackled

[@altdooby]

r34

[@qi_be8747]

@@altdooby I also thought this and it made me want to do a complete lobotomy to myself

[@KeedGmaer]

@@qi_be8747 I’ve seen it before and the art was... Terrible..

[@slaythedayaway6777]

"You've been 6 years old for 50 years." Excuse me, what?

[@arsondotpng]

all the sesame street muppets have human ages that reflect their level of development, so big bird is 6 because he has the emotional and intellectual development of a 6 year old, elmo is 3, snuffy is 4, etc. the only adults are grover and the count

[@arsondotpng]

kermit is one of the few muppets with a set birth year who actually ages. he was born in 1955

[@iheartducks2]

@@arsondotpng How do you know this?

[@kaleahz]

@@iheartducks2 t h e i n t e r n e t

[@farsight5992]

@@iheartducks2 Books and documentaries and of course as Murf said the internet. Like, there used to be a guy that carried Oscar around but he fell apart. :( Or that Snuffy only appeared to Big Bird for a time.

[@theboredartist5750]

0:19 “DA TRUTH WILL SET U FREE”

[@lorelaimorace-kk1xz]

uh okay I don't know what that means but thank you

[@steener5884]

1:41 “I like to tweet” Yesssssssssss. I am here for all the jokes and puns

[@jordy_de-zee]

how about his/her (i don't know Big Bird's gender) cousins (

[@moonetheidiot]

Elmo and Abby straight up asked if he was depressed lmao

[@Cam_2727]

PFFFT

[@Cam_2727]

"DO YOU HAVE EMOTIONS!? ARE YOU HAPPY" Pffffffttttt

[@rhyolite_777]

even puppets take mental health seriously. what a concept.

[@danielpleitez-martinez7638]

Depressed hm no they didn’t ask that you just interspersed it as that

[@vixiria2534]

Lmao I feel so bad

[@ScarlettJ1221]

I love how they act like we know how to read a lie detector test

[@uno9331]

How do you not know how to read it the machine is pretty simple and if you pay attention youd notice its stagnant until a person lies ...are you just not paying attention?

[@Eidlones]

I didn't realize it was possible not to know how to read one in this day and age

[@OhsoWoobie]

UNO he mad

[@fyukfy2366]

@@Eidlones well I guess that makes you pretty unknowledgeable. You might wanna learn a bit more about other people

[@sonoftheway3528]

@Xavi Castel I've never understood how that could be reliable at all. I would probably get nervous about people THINKING that I'm lying even if I'm telling the truth

[@jan_v_ier]

"everything he has said so far, is ABSOLUTELY CORRECT"

[@TheOneAndOnLEE.]

9:59 “This is the weirdest thing we’ve ever done.” 😂😂😂

[@mosaudioworld1838]

Nobody: Elmo's Urge to murder Big Bird for not being his best friend

[@braggest864]

Elmo can never be stopped

[@NoNameDaGuy]

Can you count stab wounds with me? Let's count to 28

[@thanos8641]

@@NoNameDaGuy 28 STAB WOUNDS!!!

[@SpicyMang0s]

“Awkward”

[@SpicyMang0s]

randomly weird ideas give me a weird idea bro

[@RebeccaBane]

this is the strangest and yet best thing i've ever seen

[@Zenith-js8eo]

This is an artistic masterpiece.

[@ZachG]

Right?!

[@RedViper91]

I should think that, but this looks normal for some reason lol

[@tianapitesr8553]

Not great at math? What a bad example!

[@amd3728]

Exactly

[@callistazaraaurelia5609]

8:10 emotional

[@marcen12]

I love Elmo's last line, "Weirdest thing we've ever done." A PUPPET SAYS THIS!

[@inspire.610]

“Did you commit war crimes against America and it’s people” Big bird: “What’s a war crime” Lie detector: *R A P I D B E E P I N G*

[@Zeldafan1ify]

Lmaooo

[@Jpthebest_YT]

Copied comment

[@inspire.610]

@@Jpthebest_YT oh noooo neighborhood watch here caught me😭😭😐 what are you gonna do by saying that

[@mattfromswitchsports9679]

@@inspire.610 the tragedy oh nooooo

[@mattfromswitchsports9679]

Still a good comment tho

[@p-husky14]

Like if we should make Big Bird the President

[@daneh977]

Be a lot better then the president we have now.

[@Susan-oz9ci]

I’m not even American or old enough to vote. But I’d vote for yes anyways m

[@jorgeguzmanm99]

He IS my president

[@cimengngialah2735]

Nice Channel icon!

[@jenn1458]

@@daneh977 Not quite, pal

[@nisy_art9237]

"Yea berry, what the f*ck is going on here" -Elmo 2019

[@meredithlouise3415]

“Barry do you know the alphabet?” I’m dead

[@hhjmmmbvvnmm2590]

“Have you ever googled yourself Big Bird?” “No, I don’t know what that means” *“but you have a Twitter, right?”* *”Oh YeAh, I lIke To TwEaT”*

[@melonademan5639]

Maybe he uses Bing…

[@someonethatdoesntcare8492]

😂😂😂

[@kaevarohan241]

He’ss too wholesome

[@wooded9148]

guys he uses duckduckgo

[@Xx_NanoSwagger_xX]

@@wooded9148 so true man

[@LuisRodriguez-vp3en]

No one: Barry: Everything he has said is absolutely correct

[@squiddleswooooshesjokes1678]

Luis Rodriguez people say stuff all the time, so It’s Not no one.

[@DarkieCookieYT]

@@squiddleswooooshesjokes1678 r/wooosh

[@kick3099]

Ikr it was so random

[@squiddleswooooshesjokes1678]

o3rianna YT illiterate

[@atulcharasiya2809]

4:16 "Did you make, *said nest* , yourself?" 😂😂😂

[@havok_sjhoffical]

Cookie Monster: "have you ever thought of asking Oscar to clean up the garbage can..?" Big Bird: "No, not really I mean, that's what Oscar likes, he likes his trash. He loves his trash, I would never ask him to clean it up" That is the best thing ever

[@Ashleyrae11]

*”you’ve been six years old for FIFTY YEARS, right?”* *”well, I’m not very good at math but I guess that’s right, yes.”* *BRUH HOL UP*

[@KingC-way425]

*FBI Open Up*

[@FunkyStudios]

He no six year old

[@slimejr9566]

Big bird is 80 in bird years

[@itzuniquegirlpower696]

Lmao 😂😂😂

[@benwetzel8449]

When in the video was that?

[@JJunkAFunk]

He’s only 6. Don’t put pressure on him.

[@Max_Le_Groom]

His kill count is much higher than 6 man, more like 666 Million

[@teezkeyz321]

Hes 6 for 50 years

[@Hello_Gorgeous]

😭

[@coolkid-nv6yz]

he's a puppet

[@josiemaniscalco6235]

i googled it she is a girl

[@Oshawatt]

1:50 I was confused by this but then I looked it up and realized he died 6 days later

[@jdmarsh91]

“I’m not sure I believe him, maybe we should do the lie detector test on Barry” made me laugh hard

[@rhinuu045]

“Do you google yourself?” “No I don’t even know what that means” “You have a Twitter though” *TRICKED 100*

[@calmclinomania]

666th like :)

[@elijahmares4901]

elmo: who is you’re best friends big bird: snuffy elmo: 😔

[@foodels]

Elmo: 😬

[@neongnin6717]

Not gonna lie, I felt that. 😕

[@Yoiistaken]

Your*

[@the_sussyone1739]

Elmo looked like he was going to kill him

[@kaevarohan241]

Wwee man ;-;

[@biscuit3456]

Whenever Elmo gets interviewed “so you’ve been 3 1/2 years old for how many years now?“ Whenever Big Bird gets interviewed “so you’ve been 6 years old for the past 50 years” Glad they’re staying consistent

[@tacocream4620]

9:06 Idk why but the way Elmo twisted his neck 90 degrees was way too funny to me lol

[@thatoneperson6912]

3:48 “Hi bird” “Hi Cookie Monster” “What u doing?” “I’m good how are you”

[@nnnnick]

Do you mean 3:47

[@unknwn47]

@@nnnnick it's basically the same thing Google 🙄

[@nnnnick]

@@unknwn47 what?

[@unknwn47]

@@nnnnick your correcting him for no apparent reason

[@imyourrealsensei]

Fade during the time 3:47 Cookie Monster said “hi bird”, and during the time 3:48 the “hi bird” was cut off. Why tf do I have to tell someone this.

[@funnyguy3255]

“Where are the bodies?” Big Bird:I don’t know. *lie detector goes off*

[@PsnPlayerJohnny369]

tell what time

[@amantyde]

𝓢𝓦𝓔𝓔𝓣 𝓐𝓛𝓐𝓜𝓐𝓜𝓑𝓐

[@conner3951]

*reaches for pocket*

[@eriksilliman1647]

@@amantyde how did you do cursive

[@scoots291]

But what if he told the truth because he doesn't know the ocean currents?

[@demonbirch4539]

Cookie Monster saying “The Truth Will Set You Free” is so cryptic yet hilarious

[@user-mr2yr9ch8p]

4:26 - 4:51 For those interested, this genuinely asks so many questions.

[@Suttballs]

“Have you ever Killed anyone?” “No.” “Barry?” Lie detector: *GOES MENTAL* “Um... That’s... um... TRUE!” Big bird: *looks at Barry with the most deadliest stare and nods his head*

[@omarwhite1015]

Hahaha😂😂😂

[@deca3260]

What? Whens that lmao

[@clairehaney7471]

time stamp please???

[@KnockOffBandit]

@@clairehaney7471 it never happens in the video :(

[@3mi_249]

Fuckin they interigate elmo and ask have you raped anyone and the fuckin machine blows up and the lights go out

[@Somelikeitthrift]

“You could say he passed with flying colors”😂

[@justsomeguy2864]

0:07 The moment big bird realized.. he messed up.

[@mikebrady3666]

Oh C’mon leave him alone. He ain’t do nothing wrong. He’s clean.

[@baimhakani]

*Oh really?*

[@excitedcat9517]

*(SLAMS FIST ON TABLE)* DON'T YOU BABY HIM, WE BOTH KNOW HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THE RISING SUPPLY OF COOKIES ON THE STREETS!!! Ever since his cousin alberado was taken out in Mexico he's been running the plaza and the streets ever since!

[@baimhakani]

@@excitedcat9517 *You sure it wasn't the great Child Labour/ Slavery that happened in 1849?*

[@thisispkmadness]

@@baimhakani his twitterimages.app.goo.gl/AtTQfFnHndbTJxaD7 I mean what he saw on twitter

[@argisellek9249]

Mike Brady ikr

[@tiddy7311]

“who’s your best friend?” big bird: snuffy elmo: *_...Oh.._*

[@shaun13254]

Elmo:why are we here...to suffer

[@beaverbob5804]

hes like: who's your REAL best friend **aha**

[@cathmacfarlane]

I love elmo hes so cute

[@guardianofpeace6393]

Oof

[@abfg616]

I love how elmo goes "lock it up, lock it up" when Abby gets sad

[@Balls596q]

"Big bird did you kill 50 people?" Big bird:"No" Detector:BUZZZ

[@Hunter23UK]

Why does this feel so tense, like they’re about to shoot him 👁👁

[@monokuma7746]

I was wondering that

[@SOFTBUDZZZ]

EXACTLYYYY

[@ThebiggestMonsterhighfan]

👁👄👁

[@JosiahFickinger]

They're trying not to pressure him.

[@dudesuck1982]

Because he is

[@Songvsgaming]

Ok so basically where watching a 6 year old getting interrogated

[@mm-xk2zl]

hes way older lmao

[@Nic_2751]

*we’re

[@madelineaguilar302]

I just realized this when cookie monster said "I been in the apartment since the 60s" that would imply even language wise that hes older than big bird

[@AllWillBeWell143]

IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT ELMO AT 6:13 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ms.gamerladyharlow6871]

Bruh. Elmo sound like he said "Barry, what the f*** is going on here!?"

[@AllWillBeWell143]

@@ms.gamerladyharlow6871 EXACTLY