Big Brain Minecraft

It's big brain time again. It's been a while, but you guys went ham.
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#Minecraft is a game about breaking and placing blocks, developed by Mojang. That is all.
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Outro music: Silent Partner - Sad Past
Other music:
Wayne Jones - Mr. Sunny Face
#PhoenixSC #Memes

[@carson7771]

netherite is just emo iron ingots

[@kingkiryu2918]

Netherite *mood 100*

[@princesscadance197]

It also writes really edgy and depressing comments on KZbin about how sad it is.

[@acomputerbug]

Sad Diamond Man needs support.

[@sjrnoodles5721]

Netherite is the equivalent of a dark type Pokémon

[@marioolooloo]

Or meteorite from terraria

[@martian_2876]

The thicc torch is just a bee’s disguise

[@res.1123]

It’s just one wooden plank and a glow stone block

[@redd3797]

Thicc Bee (╥_╥)

[@aislingmulvaney1631]

1000th like

[@emogooseee]

(￣^￣)ゞ *yes*

[@pinkamenadianepie8609]

TheMars28 *THORCH*

[@Chaotic_Hollow]

"Stelex and Aleve" *My favorite*

[@SreenikethanI]

"No, I think *I'll leave* ..."

[@luckygames6654]

*laughs*

[@noireanimations]

They look pretty nice

[@leonard.plays.mc.85]

Steelix took Aleve medicine...

[@kalliboymusic]

Stelex reminds me Skrillex for some reason

[@bouncehousechaos]

"Thicc Torch" should have been called "Thorch."

[@lucasroi3.14]

trUe

[@rtxlol5774]

Russian torch

[@egilsandnes9637]

Thants!

[@gummibartheobjectthingy2027]

Not true

[@CarlTheNPC_q]

The coronavirus part

[@kristimartin6526]

On the Dinnerbone world one, the guy could’ve just named his world Australia and have the same result.

[@nessie8554]

top comment please LOL

[@tg9521]

@Ivow Pineda Deja vu meme time

[@allanblot-gadbois3347]

@Ivow Pineda ~wags tail a bit, visor secondary color goes cyan (happy)~

[@pika_link49]

Haha!

[@acomputerbug]

I tried to but the internet was Australian

[@Puffman728]

1:35 nevermind the fact that it would be incredibly painful to use a metal boat in lava. Just like a bucket

[@marioolooloo]

Netherite = meteorite Get it?

[@dismal8294]

Hi slime god

[@frandurrieu6477]

Lmao

[@suhb.subb0h]

@@dismal8294 Yes

[@Dinoman972]

Not to mention the fact that it probably wouldn't float.

[@schplin]

One of the things I love about Phoenix's videos is that his thumbnails aren't clickbait... Usually everything he shows in the thumbnail is included in the video... thanks for not being a cringy clickbait KZbinr! You've got my sub.

[@taro6505]

whenever that person made their world upside down, I was listening to Pirates of the Caribbean and the timing was PERFECT I TELL YOU PERFECT

[@zucobr4188]

Which anime is your channel image?

[@adolfinacabrera6896]

@@taro6505 popa

[@taro6505]

@@zucobr4188 Oh it's Iron Blooded Orphans from the Netiflex

[@DownInOhio4]

@@taro6505 08l

[@DownInOhio4]

mñnb

[@stefandaboi9568]

Teacher:Why are you laughing Me:Nothing My brain: *T H I C C A X E*

[@roblox_boi8913]

*T H I C C A X E*

[@stefandaboi9568]

Thank u if u liked ma comment

[@SolaricAngel116]

@@roblox_boi8913 THICC TORCH.

[@donteatme3305]

FUCK YOU

[@justinwolfy6197]

T H I C C C H E R

[@Naokarma]

1:45 Poor Grumm never getting any love for the exact same function

[@nuv2987]

Joseph Guzman I like the name Grumm more than Dinnerbone so I always use Grumm

[@dolphins275]

ikr, but i guess people like using dinnerbone more

[@maryamrahim4654]

My brother made that vid his channel is, A ComputerBug In A Rug

[@acomputerbug]

If u use Grumm it just makes Australia

[@DavidDrawsStuff]

1:42 this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down

[@somecirclewithsunglasses3994]

Lol, funni

[@PepperPlay5]

1:17 Laziness, at its finest

[@Gunslingerwashere]

Me: "I don't laugh at _everything._ What are you talking about?" Also Me: **laughing at **2:34****

[@guestize]

Gunslinger

[@Wm7forthewin]

lol

[@shibaunicorn]

Gunslinger questized Santiago Sotelo

[@BlonsPlayer]

Skaju?

[@TheWahbyghalib]

Santiago Sotelo

[@LuxxyOfficial]

3:12 *that silence and the immediate cut is phoenix contemplating his existence over the gamer girl bath water meme*

[@skwrboi]

2:04 It's funny because Ruby was supposed to be in the ealier versions of Minecraft but got replaced with Emeralds because Dinnerbone is red-green colorblind

[@luckygames6654]

that one guy:netherite golem is unbeatable cactus:allow me to introduce my self

[@wonk123]

“Big brain minecraft” aka: makes your brain smaller

[@WolfyRed]

No, it's putting logic and genius ideas into Minecraft.

[@LuxxyOfficial]

ayyy saw you on memetastic's post

[@Superex100]

Whoever wrote this comment has not only a small brain but also a smol PP

[@jonsku6662]

It doesn't make your brain smaller It makes it square

[@stendortried]

@@Superex100 no this is patrick.

[@dolly_miyu]

Someone: diamond + red dye= ruby *Real life red diamond has left the chat*

[@TheSillyDucke]

Redstone joined

[@zonkers13]

*ruby has left the chat*

[@mr.qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcv3077]

Unique texture for ruby: *am I a joke to you?*

[@TheSillyDucke]

DayRise Royale 2 Actually Red Diamonds DO exist

[@TheSillyDucke]

DayRise Royale 2 Search it up

[@randomcommenter3402]

3:06 is a character skin in my second favorite game, awesomenauts

[@ArtemisAvali]

0:39 here you go the best sound effect ever made

[@draxhiljr.3619]

0:39 14th century Plague in a nutshell

[@rodr439iguez]

*Fart noise*

[@istoleyourcomment1613]

2021 in a nushell*

[@ChristianGonzalez-qu6fs]

You sure have collected some of the finest minds of our generation in that subreddit of yours

[@Blue_guyon.TikTok]

2:05 Diamond + red dye is ruby 💎❣️

[@jakk1487]

2:18 here in soviet Russia, you do not wear diamond, diamonds wear you

[@PanagiotisPolyzois]

Me as a Greek: Stick + Porkchop = Souvlaki

[@Cookie-rk1kx]

1:51 Welcome to Australia I hope you had a good flight.

[@isaicastro2012]

1:57 So as you put tick speed to 0

[@Urbestbritishboi]

Awww

[@ahebeshere5842]

By day: a simple tool, great for everything By night: the dark DIAMOND

[@BierBart12]

I unironically love so many of these ARTISTIC CHOICES in these videos and it'd be amazing if it was all eventually crammed into a cursed modpack

[@ipostrandomcommentsonyoutu648]

idk if it's just me, but 0:47 had me dying of laughter at the sound the villagers made.

[@hvsgamex9782]

me too😂

[@bigmanxeo]

No one: Memers: T H I C C A X E

[@Shadowsoul2701]

Hey, I wrote THICKaxe, it's totally different.

[@carrie08100]

IT'S THICC AF.🤣👌🏻

[@_.-Lily-._]

Commits 69 like*

[@Jaboy2309]

That is a pickaxe not a THICCAXE

[@bigmanxeo]

Aj Bautista1768 quiet

[@jonahabenhaim1223]

0:48 It sounded like villager was singing the popcorn song

[@icebearpl188]

Lol

[@CSDM15]

Lol

[@CSDM15]

LoL

[@CSDM15]

lOL

[@CSDM15]

LOl

[@mikethewhizz5085]

There's something intensely satisfying about hearing the villagers take so much rapid damage

[@theblancmange1265]

2:56 The darker pixels around Steve's mouth represent stubble.

[@mislick5338]

These guys are literally giving click-baity youtubers their thumbnail

[@SilverMSM]

2:16 Breaking News ---------- A man known as “Skeppy” has killed an innocent person named “Steve” and has wrapped Steve’s remains around his body.

[@isoldeecampecino1704]

U deserve 4.8k likes (no really)

[@carrie08100]

YAAAAAAAS

[@Window1322]

Silver Gamer i never saw skepy killing Steve

[@redhandedninjastar]

14

[@Aron-hh4xx]

I am 200 like gamers

[@pheo1299]

2:40 im so confused that i didnt knew he was holding a woodern picky

[@noegeo2408]

1:50 R.I.P for those kids who try DinnerBone

[@istoleyourcomment1613]

1:50 Ah yes, *tfarceniM*

[@movedchannel4944]

minecraft ,sey ha 05:1

[@melvint-p9500]

But that's flipped vertically and horizontally

[@theaxbowlotl]

well, actually, its pronounced "Australia", but you call it what you want

[@pikko3664]

Domi723 oh I don’t like that

[@kenz5155]

ʇɟɐɹɔǝuıɯ

[@agentrex9004]

2:54 I’ll be honest, female Steve doesn’t actually look too bad. Looks pretty official, really.

[@nuv2987]

Aleve looks better. Stelex looks to masculine.

[@sasha0601]

(Steelix) and aleve

[@sasha0601]

0:37

[@MsZsc]

No homo

[@weber9395]

@@nuv2987 Alex originally is man

[@andrewkylerbonifacio3784]

Player: *kills bat* Everyone: *-wait that's illegal-*

[@Kids_Scissors]

Keeping the size of a block in mind, imagine how feared you would be carrying around a thicc torch in real life Just other people holding flashlights on a camping trip or something and this one guy brings an entire oak trunk with a blazing flame on the end of it

[@null360]

Yes 😈

[@santtusammakko4254]

Yes. :DDD

[@rex3782]

1:57 I exited KZbin just before the world loaded, forgot what was happening in the video, and when I opened KZbin back up, I was extremely confused as to why my phone wasn’t adjusting to the orientation I had it at

[@Vairoon]

LOL

[@coolman9020]

Then everyone clapped

[@2jz735]

LOL

[@BIGGIANTSGUY]

@@coolman9020 what part of this is unbelievable?

[@acomputerbug]

XD, that’s awesome

[@NotShockX]

People : Yay i can craft Netherite armor Me , an intellectual : *Glass in the middle , netherite around = Phone*

[@redamento]

@@hexagonalchaos put some sticks in it and it's a nokia hammer

[@gulnazmoula9582]

Nokia

[@linyccio]

The battery is from gold

[@thefunniman]

Bruh

[@catandcomparator]

Not intellectual

[@johnjunior9156]

0:28 is the second everyone was waiting for

[@FortHell0]

On the Dream SMP: GeorgeNotFound: TOMMY YOU BURNED DOWN MY HOUSE!!?? Chat: [Dream added PhoenixSC to the whitelist] PhoenixSC joined the game

[@CleetusGlobin]

0:31 “light level 3000” Is it possible to mod MC and do that?

[@Mickaleb]

Wouldn't that just look like pe shaders in the dessert? Like you know... BLINDING!

[@vulpemarine2057]

it's called the sun

[@jongyuemei]

@@vulpemarine2057 lol

[@boo6767]

@@vulpemarine2057 THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

[@zarnox3071]

Alternative idea, add more light levels, but inbetween the current min and max. Or implement inverse square law.

[@ILikeWafflz]

0:28 That needs to go in the game! Light level 15

[@crimsonis936]

The light level of a normal torch is 14.

[@ILikeWafflz]

@@crimsonis936 Yes; so a big torch like that should be 15

[@crimsonis936]

@@ILikeWafflz But there's barely any difference...

[@ILikeWafflz]

@@crimsonis936 Nope! But it would have one more no-hostile-mob block's worth of range, it would have a hitbox, and it would not be popped out of place by water

[@wutdespoon]

No it over like 5000

[@jessicapfeifer1792]

This made my day 100x better

[@brosthestickmandude]

That beeg thicc TNT yeeter maked me explode

[@Zeytrixx]

When you start watching Phoenix SC, You gain a big gigantic brain immediately.

[@LavenderPi]

1:51 as an Australian I can confirm this is what the world looks like

[@acomputerbug]

Thanks for the conformation, now I know how to visit Phoenix

[@Beancito_Horroroso]

1:57

[@beefwomen1657]

this is the greateest 200iq minecraft play of all time

[@tiky1406]

Markaplier: ITS BIG BRAIN TIME Pheonix:ITS MINECRAFT TIME

[@alexandermcleanalmndbuttrt4714]

How come Steve has a nose but Alex doesn't?? 🤔

[@damiangaweda5642]

Bcs it's small nose and can be neglected in pixelart and tiny noses are also cuter for feminine character, when on the other hand big nose is uglier, but for uglier gender it does not make so much harm.

[@alexandermcleanalmndbuttrt4714]

@@damiangaweda5642 Thanks for answering my question! I definitely needed to know why Alex doesn't have a nose, and I definitely needed to know that you consider males the uglier gender! That's a very kind thing to say, especially in today's state, where women are equal to men!

[@MegaAwesomeNick]

WEMON DON'T HAVE NOSE'S THAT IT A LIE PROPAGATED BY THE GOVERNMENT!!!!!

[@750tiprogamer]

why are there two people already just insulting genders

[@theovermind3307]

Because Alex is bad

[@bellasumalinog8483]

0:23 and the gold is dirt with yellow dye.

[@yuzy5896]

*"Oh heck, he's looking at bathwater girl"* 💀

[@nellyblue2]

Phoenix: normal dirt, button on it, button on it, cursed dirt.

[@kulatoid]

“we should totally have netherite golems” ilmango: are you sure about that?

[@R3nZed]

1:58 it does do something, Everything goes backwards when you set it -high enough...

[@eagletgriff]

I love how offended he got at sugarcane stairs

[@wick1665]

It was a missed opportunity to name the torch ”thorch”

[@MC-874]

2:59 Its Definitely *Stepelex*

[@jumpplay5384]

Hey what are u doing here.

[@Iqbal1808]

Ngapain lu disini

[@ElFlores1984]

Its steelix

[@owcelot2877]

stephanie & alexander

[@tornadoreaper]

Kenapa mc ada disini jir

[@gzo_6269]

0:39 THANK YOU. I ASKED FOR THIS ON THE STREAM. I AM SATISFIED.

[@YTshashmeera]

Thanks, cuz now we can spread awareness to all gamers lol

[@mrgameandwatch9025]

2:53 Lol I like how they edited steelix in there

[@melody5296]

0:39 The fact that it's in Chinese just made it 10 times better. Thanks.

[@jonsku6662]

"I use Netherite as corner pieces on my nether portal." "Really now? That is dreadfully poor of you, I use Netherite to make golems for the yard in my mansion."

[@nob0dii610]

Oh yeah you think *YOU’RE* rich i skip the diamonds in minecraft!

[@jonsku6662]

@@nob0dii610 *Oh yeah?* Well I skip *wood* altogether!

[@nob0dii610]

Jonsku 666 *oh yeah* ? I skipped wood and used my body parts to make things E

[@jonsku6662]

@@nob0dii610 *OH YEAH?!* Well I skipped the game!

[@jonsku6662]

AND skipped your response. HA!

[@nocreativityfornames8395]

1:50 Australians: *_I see no problem here._*

[@therealdrimitrose]

The "coronavirus" one really got me🤣

[@blocky6266]

Me when the DinnerBone world loaded in: Flips my phone the other way and finally realises that it was how it originally looks

[@naphxing]

world name: "Dinnerbone" Me: _Something's wrong, I can feel it_

[@What10005]

1:19 Phoenix: I have no words me: it is a word

[@What10005]

Thanks for the likes!!

[@What10005]

:(

[@What10005]

For me it says 26 likes?

[@What10005]

Wtf

[@mrdirtgamer5240]

The thicc torch should light up every block in the world

[@Shams252playz]

0:46 pov the friend that haven't showered for 3 weeks

[@acomputerbug]

1:42 FINALY MINE GOT FETURED. of corse it was that one.

[@acomputerbug]

@@theexperiment1151 I lost that many brain cells making it.

[@acomputerbug]

BTW the world is named that because that's what all of Pheonixs worlds are named.

[@luvidigodizeo577]

rail sugar cane

[@acomputerbug]

@@luvidigodizeo577 no the dinnerbone world.

[@Megumu_Iizunamaru.]

0:39 thats dark humor

[@Thesoulofpros]

World: Dinnerbone Me: I see what’s gonna happen

[@maazfarhantheepicgamer311]

1:43

[@RevolutionMark0498]

2:33 - It reminds me of my beginnings with minecraft when i thought items could be broken like blocks.

[@lucianothewindowsfan]

0:41 I love how it is in Chinese, considering that this virus originated from China.

[@amberrsugarr]

I JUAT REALIZED

[@EternalShadow1667]

Oh shit

[@mangostestes9371]

Made in china coronavirus (no pls)

[@suptup84]

iuiiiii

[@yeetolusthedraconic7112]

Death of harambe: first step to covid cause

[@colleenwilshusen1873]

C’mon phoenix. When is the 1.15.6.9 Florida Man Update coming.

[@__________-___________________]

idk

[@WolfyRed]

QwQ

[@colleenwilshusen1873]

Phoenix is a florida man no doubt about it

[@aram285]

It’s actually coming in Minecraft 4.20.6.9

[@colleenwilshusen1873]

Aram Belian OHHHH thx

[@jadensucksatlife3188]

We’ve had cursed Minecraft, now we finally have big brain Minecraft.

[@TheRealKensterBoosteryt]

Thicc torch lights up the world

[@Aikoyoutube]

2:34 My last brain cell trying to pass the test

[@juviewong3510]

*task fail successfuly*

[@Aikoyoutube]

@@juviewong3510 lol

[@bevviecat1306]

Wtf

[@Aikoyoutube]

@@bevviecat1306...

[@lemon5229]

Stupid gacha life

[@duck7017]

1:51 me watching upside down: it’s normal

[@nghiadu5063]

People: WE NEED BOAT FOR LAVA Boat and Minecraft combined: wassup fam

[@bammoore2976]

Big torch should be 400 million blogs hahaha

[@TheNagler]

2:50 Yo thats me

[@NaglerLIVE]

No thats me

[@cream_pieluver]

You have 2 accounts or you 2 are brothers what would it be

[@ciiz6552]

narrator 2 accounts.... look at the channels then the channels category and they both are there.

[@itzaryaa6340]

lmao

[@praesul5611]

Everyone makin weird craftables and one dude is like: *U S E F U L TNT YEETER*

[@msbee3383]

Out of all the funny comments yours killed me the most 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@Gingging47]

*kills bat* Bat: so you’ve chosen death

[@jellysus6313]

Man that torch be lookin real thicc

[@Fafr]

2:26 ok this one is just from this one animation called "minecraft: order of the pick"

[@ElectricpedOFFICIAL]

Me:Sees 2:35 Also me: *Wait that's illegal!*

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

Not how me:also me: works

[@charliekatchat6488]

Technically the “thick torch” should have a light level of 8, since it uses 8x the torches: 1 Wood block = 2 sticks + 1 Coal block = 9 coal = 8 torches + 26 coal

[@dr.bingbongburrito2731]

put the logs on top row and two planks in the middle down and you get a thick-axe

[@Rice_Wolf]

PheonixSC: The made in china netherite in the most up voted on my subredit?! Also pheonixSC: 0:56

[@dukerambomanmemegod8280]

0:39 this should not be a joke its cursed and killed thousands of people :/

[@briangonzalez9241]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[@The145Hunter]

OHHHH NANI? Corona sneeze no jutsu!!!

[@icebearpl188]

Shut

[@79hz38]

now you need thicc torch, it lights up the whole world and takes 6 coal block and 3 oak logs

[@ywauto]

Just one bored thing and it’s top of all time XD

[@kazu-tb9om]

Made in china netherite: Iron + black dye = netherite Gold + white dye = Iron Brick + yellow dye = Gold Edit: yellow dye is just free mustard from mcdonalds and white dye is just white out

[@draxhiljr.3619]

Brick is inside of Gold, Gold is inside of Iron, Iron is inside of Netherite, Makes sense.

[@kazu-tb9om]

@@draxhiljr.3619 yes, exactly

[@carrie08100]

MINCRAFT LOLGIC!

[@carrie08100]

@Terrence Hui Fuck Who?

[@draxhiljr.3619]

@Terrence Hui If your cussing at me, then, You cuss-wording jerk!

[@YeppyNope]

The chest literally just blew my mind

[@muggins2279]

The bamboo stairs remind me a lot of the roller-coasters from Theme Park World for the ps1/pc

[@markoplayz6894]

THICC torch makes light for the whole cave