"He has a five year plan." "What is it? Don't die?" LOL gets me every time.
@pinkprincess71209 жыл бұрын
weird4productions lmaoooo me too!!
@Camille_927 жыл бұрын
shit has me weak everytime
@robertciutan37826 жыл бұрын
hey dude dont die
@Crazylissee926 жыл бұрын
weird4productions Lol 😂
@geoboy7006 жыл бұрын
weird4productions lolll just whoaaaanman,lol I loved this
@honchoryanc4 жыл бұрын
Sid's actor is still alive 21 years later at 86 years old, fun fact.
@dl36504 жыл бұрын
Damn! That's crazy
@dl36504 жыл бұрын
@John Mellan No arguing that lol
@chomnabngen69374 жыл бұрын
@John Mellan Hooters did him good. 😂
@pnut3844able3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, I was born in 86.
@shaneomacdaddy3 жыл бұрын
Still alive in 2020 at age 87.
@semperxian8 жыл бұрын
he says "i am" like he's so happy and proud of it haha
@crescentfreshbret6 жыл бұрын
Peter Kazavis I certainly would be. It’s Kristy fuckin’ Swanson, man! She’s gorgeous!
@crescentfreshbret6 жыл бұрын
Peter Kazavis Damn straight!
@chomnabngen69374 жыл бұрын
Lmao bro. That’s the best part. Then he gonna say he act likes his grandson! Sid is a savage!
@LukeTheGhostKiller4 жыл бұрын
@Peter Kazavis Well I'd be even more proud if I had her for myself and I wasn't the side piece lol
@VelinSevven4 жыл бұрын
@@crescentfreshbret you're saying that like these zoomers know who she is
@sajanrihal110 жыл бұрын
When I was 5-6 yr old I would watch this 3 times a day everyday
@MichaelSunny6 жыл бұрын
No joke my cousin once watched this movie five times in one day.
@johnnycage4355 жыл бұрын
This was my fav movie as a kid lol
@CraftyMarieArts5 жыл бұрын
Loved this movie since I was 9.
@kennymichaelalanya71345 жыл бұрын
It's very normal as a kid to watch same movie, multiple times a day. Today's kids watch Wreck it Ralph a lot or Moana/ Frozen. But when I was little I remember my first film was the Terminator 😱. My parents would see me up close In the TV and as the movie got scarier and scarier I retreated and walked back from the living room to the hall and finally ended up in the Bathroom whilst still watching Terminator crawling for Sarah 😆
@FlashEarth895 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedies lol
@TheTrishhhaa7 жыл бұрын
"you just made the biggest mistake in your life baby" best part because she totally did later on with her hooters uniform while saggy balls sid was flippin burgers
@kennymichaelalanya71345 жыл бұрын
Its likely she also had to wait til the old man died to get the life insurance policy. Anyways he probably was semi retired so he figured he'd get a job close enough to Her so he can keep an eye out for her
@venanciodominguez53315 жыл бұрын
Patricia Ashleigh LOVE💞😘
@venanciodominguez53315 жыл бұрын
Patricia Ashleigh send me a picture of you
@Mayonidas054 жыл бұрын
Kenny Michael Alanya or keep an eye on her being a hooters girl and all...
@prestonbar75134 жыл бұрын
I loved how at the end of the movie Sid is super chill, Sonny walks into the Hooters and Sid waves and smiles meanwhile Vanessa is embarrassed
@Beastofmusic179 жыл бұрын
"Hey Sid, I was having an attack of paranoia I thought you were sleeping with my girl" "I am" "...what's that?" xD Julian turns invisible xD
@papitofuentes10078 жыл бұрын
*Julian puts on sunglasses.
@nyc9147 жыл бұрын
Papito Fuentes uhhh no he turned invisible lol
@SeasideDetective26 жыл бұрын
Man, Sid is a jerk. He can obviously see that Sonny is upset and he still taunts him. He doesn't even show any guilt, which Vanessa at least does.
@chrisbinion75366 жыл бұрын
MetalliChris He thought they were gonna start throwing down. Lol.
@MichaelSunny6 жыл бұрын
@@SeasideDetective2 Yeah WTF
@christopherdilullo23613 жыл бұрын
Funniest line "hey old man river, zip it or I'll break your hip"😂😂😂
@RobQuincyAdams Жыл бұрын
I'd like to see you try it.
@Seahawkfan1108 Жыл бұрын
*"i like to see you try..."*
@Jules279 Жыл бұрын
@@Seahawkfan1108"Shut up Sid"
@RSHorrorMan6 ай бұрын
How could you miss construed the situation so badly? Idk
@johngittings46734 жыл бұрын
This definitely was a wake up call for Sonny. It’s poetic how he got the last laugh in the end by becoming a lawyer while Vanessa and Sid both ended up working at Hooters 😂. She really showed her sugar daddy desires when she described her reasons for leaving Sonny for Sid. “He’s already achieved so much, yet he’s still goal-oriented and still focused. He has a five year plan.” “What is it? Don’t die?” 😂😂😂
@despiteallmyrage68137 жыл бұрын
"Sonny, he has a 5 year plan!" "What is it? Don't die?!" 😂😂😂😂
@Raduhmess Жыл бұрын
Sid mumbling "id like to see you try" is so underrated 😂😂😂😂
@Foralluhaterz4 жыл бұрын
"His loose skin and old balls" gets me every time.
@Foralluhaterz4 жыл бұрын
@Jerrell Lewis or old balls and wrinkly skin
@traxagenda34454 жыл бұрын
@Jerrell Lewis he didn't say sweaty but damn 😁😁
@nickpeloquin55942 жыл бұрын
Her face after shows she knows he's right lol
@Quadratic4mula2 жыл бұрын
funny I remember this line as, "Wrinkly old balls".
@wildlifewarrior2670 Жыл бұрын
I bet that's a turn-on for you isn't it
@rod24675 жыл бұрын
This is prime Adam Sandler.
@Lapeacemaker4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao I’m glad I met Sandler in LA I told him bout this scene that it’s my favorite of all time lmfao and he was just standing their smiling and said thanks like 4 times lmao
@mitchelljack1590 Жыл бұрын
Each time he said thanks he wanted you to leave him alone 😂
@BraveryWing26 Жыл бұрын
@@mitchelljack1590 Sure but at least he was nice. Most celebrities dont bother.
@ViewerMovies30029 жыл бұрын
"hey old man river zip it or I'll break your hip" I love this movie.
@imanfsunderground2dude6988 жыл бұрын
the scene where Sandler chucks the guy's fries
@redrob967 жыл бұрын
+IMA NFS Underground 2 dude What are you my therapist take a walk!!!!
@kingcark54035 жыл бұрын
“I’d love to see u try” lmaoooo
@stevencarter88012 жыл бұрын
Me too
@joeysusner38247 жыл бұрын
I miss the old Sandler, the funny one
@joeysusner38245 жыл бұрын
Kelsey Haight I mean that’s your opinion but after Hotel Transylvania was grown ups 2, ridiculous 6, and pixels and I hated those movies. But I still really like his dramas and I thought murder mystery was funny.
@seanmatthewking5 жыл бұрын
@@kelseyhaight4015 shhhhh.
@pohpooooo4 жыл бұрын
@@joeysusner3824 What'd you think of "Uncut Gems"?
@joeysusner38244 жыл бұрын
pohpooooo I thought it was his best movie so far
@mateoairaudo55354 жыл бұрын
@@pohpooooo Uncut Gems is definetly the best movie and performance by Sandler. One of my favourite movies of 2019. Oustanding.
@BADBOY-go4mv4 жыл бұрын
the face that sid pulls when sonny says don't die even he was impressed by that line lol
@phillyeaglesforlife51273 жыл бұрын
Nah he was thinking "Excuse me?"
@mr.classicragememerook963 жыл бұрын
@@phillyeaglesforlife5127 Yup
@Therealmisterblack7 жыл бұрын
"Hey, Old Man River, zip it or I'll break yer hip." One of my favorite lines.
@InFaMOus187NYC3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo “ This old guy ? “ The confusion in the tone of his voice and on his face when Sonny asked that will always be hilarious to me. 😂
@somborac28507 жыл бұрын
"He has a 5-year plan". "What is it? Don't die?" LLLMMMAAAOOOOOO!!!!!!!
@neogigo5 жыл бұрын
Just saw My junior high school crush is now dating a 70 year old man ( 40 years her senior). Every time I see her make a social media post, I just think of this scene.
@aa-ze5cz3 жыл бұрын
Women that do that are just looking for the quick cash grab.
@WillyRoyal11 жыл бұрын
"I thought you were sleeping with my girl" "I AM" *kid turns invisible*
@mattkleshener26292 жыл бұрын
I think Sid's "don't die" plan practically could have been a 25-year plan, because according to IMDB, the actor is still alive 22 years later.
@AttilatheThrilla5 жыл бұрын
Her face after he says “old balls” always makes me lol 😂
@BrandonWestfall Жыл бұрын
And Sid looking at her impressed. 😂
@Delvallerivera1418 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm dead💀💀💀
@deadrubber229 жыл бұрын
*hey old man river zip it or I'll break a hip* *like to see you try*
@imanfsunderground2dude6988 жыл бұрын
it's I'll break your hip
@nyc9147 жыл бұрын
IMA NFS Underground 2 dude its ill break ya hip...
@markperez96137 жыл бұрын
Peter Darcy 1:33
@aliciarichardson73426 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@DoctorPoisonous5 жыл бұрын
LMAO! Always kills me.
@ZEPPELIN1989 жыл бұрын
Sid had a thug life moment.
@SFK3607 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@silentginger920gingershave46 жыл бұрын
What Is It Don't Die
@barryallen67755 жыл бұрын
old man river probably bit the dust by now
@wayneedward73915 жыл бұрын
@@barryallen6775 that one wasn't funny guys
@shainshartershwate74212 жыл бұрын
I am.
@noorrougelewis67044 жыл бұрын
"Hes allready achieved so much" Well yeah, naturally because he's older.
@chloenieuwsma48464 жыл бұрын
Wayyyyyyy older
@user-sp2jg9rx8r3 жыл бұрын
Too old. XD
@devantejackson50859 ай бұрын
2024 Can't believe it's been 25 Years Since this Classic Scene and Movie 🎥🍿. As a 90's Baby 🍼 "Big Daddy" One of my Childhood favorites and Adam Sandler a Comedic Genius/ Legend that Deserves his Flowers 🌹🌹. Glad I Grew up to this Era Miss them times 😥
@Lava91point04 жыл бұрын
“With his loose skin and, old balls!!!” The way he looks at her like “You don’t agree with him do ya?” Lol
@SHADOWACTUAL3 жыл бұрын
1:18 “We got a family now.” -DOMINIC TORETTO HAS ENTERED THE CHAT;
@iamjusticetviajtv32787 жыл бұрын
"What is it don't die?" 💀💀
@tremaynetyler9473 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, the way he says "I'd like to see you try" under his breath at 1:35 is so hilarious
@maxfranklinmeans4 жыл бұрын
"Hey, Old Man River, zip it or I'll break your hip!" Adam Sandler has some of the best lines!
@andresmorales908010 жыл бұрын
Old man river lol
@louannmarie93235 жыл бұрын
Hey Andres Morales
@GoololeBoi4 жыл бұрын
1:53 the best response to your ex girlfriend dumping you for an older guy. Take notes.
@traxagenda34454 жыл бұрын
She was like "Dang he's right" as he was saying it
@Bigfrank884 жыл бұрын
I love how he struggles to find the right words to insult Sid after he says “old” and settles on “balls” it’s a subtle but brilliant delivery.
@patrickobeid77108 жыл бұрын
Old balls 😆😆
@papitofuentes10078 жыл бұрын
I like the clean version on tv, he says butt instead.
@emilysgottalent48066 жыл бұрын
What is it don't die? 😂😂😂😂 best line ever
@ethanyushanadventures5 жыл бұрын
How could you misconstrue this situation so badly? My response would be: Because you are sleeping with an old man behind my back. Enjoy your new life with him.
@SonOfJack51504 жыл бұрын
Maybe one of his best scenes ever😂😂
@hunta70785 жыл бұрын
Great scene, it was cool too how he actually proved her wrong in the end considering how much he's changed Well Done Sunny!!!
@AFFTFOMSICHTS5 жыл бұрын
“You know you remind me of my oldest grandson, you don’t think things through!” Why did I never realize how funny that ish is 😂😂
@steveulinski983 жыл бұрын
HEY old man river, zip it or I'll break your hip!
@therealjcon2 жыл бұрын
@@steveulinski98 I'll like to see you try
@steveulinski982 жыл бұрын
@@therealjcon (whispers) "Shut up Sid!"
@starb0rn2 жыл бұрын
Adam Sandler is my all time favourite actor. So talented and funny.
@kelseyhaight169811 ай бұрын
Precisely and he’s my male idol he has the same amazing energy as Nancy Cartwright has
@blacjackdaniels2005 жыл бұрын
I Love when He corrects him and says “Sid” after he says “this old guy?” Hahahahahahahah
@bad2dabohn19926 жыл бұрын
The fact that Sid doesn't give a flyin f%$& he's sleeping with a younger guys girl makes this scene that much more hilarious
@Filthy_Larry4 жыл бұрын
We all are going to be Sid one day. I just hope we as gangster as Sid.
@B864322 жыл бұрын
This like the girls in highschool who marry someone 15 years older than them so they don't have to find a job after spending their entire life getting good grades 🤣🤣🤣
@glurp8956 ай бұрын
Or just women who only love types of men for their damn money and don't genuinely love them
@condorsouthernlands47306 ай бұрын
Yup. Kind of traumatic to watch really
@TheKiller922729 жыл бұрын
i think Vanessa did loose her damn mind
@glitzgarcia82816 жыл бұрын
John Lomuscio lots o women marry old men
@tropeller95355 жыл бұрын
@@glitzgarcia8281 Yeah, insurance policies and all. It's called being a gold digger and a sugar daddy.
@brycewakefield65655 жыл бұрын
tropeller loose skin and old balls gross
@youtuber33284 жыл бұрын
she literally always has and will be just a number period no questions asked at all not even one in one place on one occasion for even one split second
@brisjapenseboyfriendyaoi44223 жыл бұрын
So lots of women are dating older men now what's wrong with that?
@collincaulfield33993 жыл бұрын
I like how Sonny shakes Sid's hand even though he was just in the bathroom and probably didn't wash his hands.
@lukelichtenthal54077 жыл бұрын
Julian puts on the glasses like "fuck this shit I'm out"
@MrMarz-fe8yw3 жыл бұрын
The guy who plays “Sid” is my acting teacher.
@missyadams3 жыл бұрын
nice. I saw on Wikipedia he teaches acting. lucky you
@TheCory423 жыл бұрын
Is he a nice guy??
@teeemm94562 жыл бұрын
@@TheCory42 He's probably really nice, just watch out for his loose skin and old balls.
@IDBTitanosaurus2 жыл бұрын
@@TheCory42 He's dating someone 40 years younger than him, so I think he's quite friendly actually.
@TheCory422 жыл бұрын
@@IDBTitanosaurus Well he does have a 5 year plan
@thespectaculargonzo64637 жыл бұрын
Would've been so much funnier if it was Bob Barker sleeping with her. There would've definitely been a fight.
@Filthy_Larry4 жыл бұрын
There won’t be a fight if the price is right.
@Darkman94788 жыл бұрын
"You remind me of my oldest grandson. You don't think things through." That's kinda what reminds me of my father, my oldest brother and my sister. They don't think things through. It's such an unusual coincidence.
@aaronaguilar91724 жыл бұрын
i was laughing so hard when Julian put the sunglasses back on when he saw Sid 😂😂😂
@ericjahnke79964 жыл бұрын
Joe Biden: I have a plan for the pandemic. Sonny: What is it don’t die?
@GoldenOne1312 жыл бұрын
Hey Old Man Republican zip it or I break your hip
@shainshartershwate74212 жыл бұрын
@@GoldenOne131 shut up
@flamerodbarrel13112 жыл бұрын
Well at least he ain't assaulting women sexually like that other dude.
@RapFanatic4ever2 жыл бұрын
"Hey old man River" zip it or I'll break your hip"". LOL
@jaredreisinger67452 жыл бұрын
She actually did mess up because at the end of the movie he was successful and she was working at Hooters
@cuzdogg8395 жыл бұрын
Ok what the hell was she thinking we'll Sonny got his revenge at the end
@MsClaudiaDuran Жыл бұрын
Notice how they zoom in on Sanders face when he jokes about the guys balls. They didn't want us to notice that the kid wasn't in the shot.
@CJ-vk9lb6 ай бұрын
Kristy Swanson is fire bro 🔥
@Darkman94788 жыл бұрын
24 people must remind Sid of his oldest grandson, and they obviously don't think things through. Kinda like my father, my sister, and even my oldest brother.
@Darkman94786 жыл бұрын
36 now.
@Darkman94785 жыл бұрын
69 now.
@chloenieuwsma48464 жыл бұрын
He basically described everyone
@glurp8956 ай бұрын
This joke sadly doesn't work anymore due to KZbin making dislikes invisible now. 😕
@nyc9146 жыл бұрын
"I Am" "Whats that?" Julian puts glasses on to turn invisible like he was sayin "oh shit" lmao
@aaronaguilar91725 жыл бұрын
0:58 i was laughing so hard lol
@tomasandreas79396 жыл бұрын
“I am”
@ericwersky-luong40946 жыл бұрын
The th3j35t3r i am my woman since 2002 yeah whatever Sid allen is gary go back in the house younger than you but older than her shut up Argentina this Brazil
@TheKiller922729 жыл бұрын
he is not Pepperigde Farm guy he is a KFC guy
@oceanview56916 жыл бұрын
Or George Lucas😁
@mahinahar61116 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@mightycirus5 жыл бұрын
Mama is wrong again
@ryanrick64435 жыл бұрын
Colonel Sanders
@melanieparker Жыл бұрын
"You remind me of my oldest grandson..." Sid, a word of advice: Unless you truly want people to see you as old don't mention you have grandchildren so casually. Looks like you're having a senior moment.
@traxagenda34454 жыл бұрын
1:59 was actually picturing it. Look at her face 😁 she was like "Dang he's right"
@vg33280zx7 жыл бұрын
Saw my ex wife at the store today with her new boyfriend. All the way home I kept thinking she's with the pepperidge farm guy. I think I'm going to vomit now.
@JasonDevil062 жыл бұрын
Never realized how shallow she was usually the movie makes the guy getting dumped look like the bad guy as a kid I didn't realize she didn't really love Sonny.
@Dnashtharapper2 ай бұрын
5 year plan what is it don’t die😂😂😂😂
@melissamartinez60586 жыл бұрын
he has a five year plan,What is it don't die...HAHAHA OMG😂😂
@Dnashtharapper2 ай бұрын
Doubled down on “I am”😂😂😂😂😂
@BillyJean2.0 Жыл бұрын
This scene always cracked me up, when he called him Old man river 😂😂😂
@amandasoarespaivaazambuja798510 жыл бұрын
Aw he's so cute best 1 movie ever so FETCH LOL!!
@ryanandrews3214 жыл бұрын
“He has a five year plan.” “What is it don’t die?” LOL XD
@IllIIllllIlIlIll9 ай бұрын
Sid is still alive as of January 15, 2024. He is 90.
@paulgentili14256 ай бұрын
Woah
@BirdGang6 Жыл бұрын
“I had a fit of paranoia I thought you were sleeping with my girl or something” “I am 😀😀” Sid has a set of grapefruits on him!
@thealterist97627 ай бұрын
There's no shame in saying balls.
@craigfoye66745 жыл бұрын
"Hey, Old Man River! Zip It Or I'll Break Your Hip!" 😂😂😂😂😂
@Loverboy7789.5 жыл бұрын
I like to see u Try
@McIntosh15814 ай бұрын
“What is it? Don’t die?”
@Euclidiuss4 жыл бұрын
Hey old man river, ZIP IT OR I'LL BREAK YA HIP. He has a five year plan- What is it, don't die? Best quotes ever.
@diegocruzado4567 ай бұрын
Laugh of the guy for being old, but sid comes out to confront his gf ex withouth fear, presents himself with confidence, has achieved so much and has a 5 years plan. And he is dating a girl at least 30 years younger. That dude is savageee
@rossdiamondthief66276 жыл бұрын
0:36 when your siblings taking forever in the bathroom and you gotta take a massive dump
@xxCelticFC3 жыл бұрын
Lol after Adam says “loose skin.... old balls...gross” the old guy just looks at her like “you don’t really think this do you??” 😂
@kamdan20113 ай бұрын
0:20 His nonchalant serial killer vibes.
4 жыл бұрын
The way he’s looking at her he’s like “hey babe how you doin” lol 😂 0:02
@NYRyder19833 жыл бұрын
Vanessa: He has a 5-year plan. Sonny: What is it, don't die? Me: I guess it was a 20-year plan, cause the man is still alive.
@AMReed811 жыл бұрын
I just learned that someone I knew married a 37 y/o at 19! Gross....
@samanthabuss33146 жыл бұрын
Age difference does matter in relationships if it's really far apart. Like 2, 3,4,5, or 6 years apart doesn't matter at all, but anything more than 10 years apart is too much though!
@crescentfreshbret6 жыл бұрын
Chanel Oberlin She may be talking about a 37-year-old woman and a 19-year-old man. You never know.
@Hola065 жыл бұрын
nice
@seanmatthewking5 жыл бұрын
@Chanel Oberlin So when men are in college, they want to bang 2 year olds?
@itsfree26395 жыл бұрын
@Sean Matthew King Some, yes......
@Gearoidmcnaught7 жыл бұрын
LOL "I am".
@BlueEyes-ii4zz2 жыл бұрын
In a daytime edited version balls is dubbed as butt
@DevilWearsthePrada Жыл бұрын
In case anyone was curious about Sid he is alive and well at 89yrs old
@Loverboy7789.5 жыл бұрын
Sid is old enough to be her Father
@flamerodbarrel13112 жыл бұрын
You got that right.
@5TRYD410 жыл бұрын
Jus watched it on tv and had to see it again the end kills me
@BlueBlur20033 жыл бұрын
''I thought you were sleeping with my girl.'' ''I am.'' Lmao
@Hegottalent_4 жыл бұрын
1:59 why did it take him to say that for her to realize what she really dating ? 😂😂😂😂
@traxagenda34454 жыл бұрын
Instant regret. She was like "damn. He's right"
@Jon55454554 жыл бұрын
"Hey open up" bangs on door lol love it
@ComeliaO74 жыл бұрын
“I am” “What’s that?” 🕶🕶Time to get invisible
@evanfaust8672 Жыл бұрын
Biden: “I have a plan for re-election!” Me: 1:14
@yerielurena1873Ай бұрын
But he’s not electing anymore.
@AnthonyMcqueen19873 ай бұрын
Her initial reaction when he told her was priceless.
@YTWarrior1008 ай бұрын
1:33 Yeah Sid, you keep out of it.
@unhappylife945 жыл бұрын
The way be says “OLD BALLS” is so funny xD
@Tgogators10 жыл бұрын
What does Vanessa do for a living for a nice apt like that in NYC,, that must be an easy $2000 a month.
@Tgogators9 жыл бұрын
***** Yeah that makes sense, she seemed more like an up and coming one. Even Sonny's loft would be an easy 3K in Manhattan. gotta love the movies :)
@admirosmanovic13686 жыл бұрын
Tyler L this was before 911 she was paying tops 600-700 at the time
@juliafanrose35725 жыл бұрын
90s cost of living was much lower then 2019 cost of living. Just like 20 dollars in 1990 could get you a decent amount of groceries, but in 2019 it gets you one small bag of groceries. Just like new cars in the 90s were about 10 to 15k at most and now its more like 13 to 40k. The apartment she had was probably 600 bucks a month in the 90s but now it would 2k monthly.
@Bonesaw_McGraw3 жыл бұрын
@@juliafanrose3572 20 bucks a small bag lol where do you live? 20 bucks get yoy an apple and a candy bar.
@krtlkid4 жыл бұрын
I like the way sonny said What's that,so funny.Sid got lot of balls to say that to him